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doyers

'stros

kek doyerpacos

>>149913519 (OP)
o kek...O KEK

my san diego baseball padres

kek doggie doos kek

Mariners!

dodgers

Fuck Yeah

This is the bread!!!

based!

Doylers ekeee

San Diego fucks yah. Also I wonder Chargers are going to sell soon, they been homesick lately for San Diego. Sounds like they'll be coming home. Just like Matt holiday never touched home plate.

>>149913554
KEK SEETHE BITCH

>doyerpacos seething so hard they created their own thread
KEK

>>149913554
kek seethe ya lil BITCH we fucking own you and your shithole """"city""""

>>149913562
>KEK SEETHE BITCH
>>149913569
>kek seethe ya lil BITCH we fucking own you and your shithole """"city""""

we still got it we still got i t

>>149913574
awww doyerpaco finally figured out how to greentext KEK

Doyerpacos seething kek

doyerpacos seething kek

doyerpacos seething kek

kek doyerpacos seething kek

>>149913560
sofi is pretty nice, can san diego provide an appropriate venue?

>>149913577
awww doyerpaco finally figured out how to greentext KEK

>>149913588
he has more SOVL than your shit team ever will KEK

>>149913592
he has more SOVL than your shit team ever will KEK

West Covina FUCKS ya!!!

WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>149912692
>>149912692
>>149912692
>>149912692

Mariners legend ty france rbi double!

Doggie doos kek kek kek

Fuck Yeah

>>149913600
maybe on planet retard

doyerpacos kek

>>149913600
maybe in the faggot galaxy

>>149913600
>10 replies
Doggie doos o kek

>>149913587
we already turned the old home into a parking lot with a soccer stadium, sorry. maybe they'll find some way to make a field fit inside petco like the old days

>>149913600
that thread is as legitimate as the the doyer's last two rings

>>149913600
Maybe in the fuck my paco ass star system

>>149913627
holy fucking rent free

>padres play
>no one really cares
>dodgers play
>padre fans crawl out of their basements
KEK

Fuck, nice catch

>>149913627
>rent free
>reddit
Kek SEETHE BITCH

*giggles*
holy fucking rent free

>>149913631
padres game was hours again

>>149913631
today's game was uneventful outside of the errors at the start that lost the game for us... nothing to write home about on pitching, no crazy plays, no big offensive moment outside of the flicker of hope when Merrill cut the lead down to 1 in the 9th only for Trenton POOPS to end the rally and the game....

>>149913628
>>149913636
t.
tee hee

>>149913641
he has more SOVL than your shit team ever will KEK

>>149913600
>every post is about the Padres
kek do doyerpacos really?

>>149913624
LOL
>>149912692
>>149912692
>>149912692

Doyerpacos seething kek
>>149913635
>>149913618
>>149913633

>freefalling Dodgers

Yep it's that time again

holy shit this is actually sad

COME ON DODGERS LET'S GET A 6-RUN HOME RUN

WE’RE IN HERE
>>149913519 (OP)
>>149913519 (OP)
>>149913519 (OP)

>>149913587
I have never been to Sofi. I mean I guess they can see if they can buy Snapdragon stadium from SDSU, upgrade more seats. Hearing that there's a stadium proposal for Chula Vista? Not sure what's going on with midway project supposedly funded by Stan Kroenke himself. Aztec football sucks, SD likes college Basketball more than college football.

Also Chadres needs help.

>plagiarizing bakespiefren
a new low doyerpacos

>>149913655
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149913646
Raiders fans are like that with Chargers fan, and Lakers fans are like that with Clippers fans. Of course they're obsessed with us. Not a rivarly, BTW. According to them.

I am thinking reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149913655
if they decide to share Petco with the Padres, maybe the split revenue will give the Padres more to throw at big signings(if that was how that worked)! Hell just let Spanos sell the Chargers to the Padres owners and move them back down to SD! Hell, let's also take Pechanga and convince the Clippers to come back too!

>>149913655
I still call them st. louis, san diego, and oakland, I'm sure in another decade or two everyone will return home.

>overwork Casparius so that Ohtani can indulge in his two-way DH meme for 2-3 innings
>Casparius breaks
>"WTF WHY IS OUR PITCHING SO WASHED???"
It's only going to get worse for the Doyerpacos and I will be laughing as they slide down the division standings

Muncy spammer might be the new KWABoty at this rate…

Dookie Butts

>>149913519 (OP)
>poodrepacos be like
wow! you're so good! I'd be really scared if we have to play you in the WS!
>trashtro troons be like
tee hee. no! you guys are scary good! I hope we don't have to play you again! <3

>>149913672
don't worry about. I'm way past giving a shit about this sort of thing.

Tonight we are ALL twins fans

mr clutch!

ohtani labubu

WHAT A MARVEL
SHOHEI OHTANI

Son of Gaykespie kek

>Dodgers lose
>Ohtani decides to statpad once again
What a useless player

SHOHEI BOMB
SHOHEI BOMB
SHOHEI BOMB

betts
>doesn't strike out much
>walks OK
>doesn't swing at bad pitches
>hits ball right in the middle
>one of the better shortstops
all pretty good rankings for these categories, but the problem is
>power gone

>>149913681
well hell yeah

Such a stat padding bitch

Ohtani is as much of a fraud as Judge honestly. The very definition of an unethical home run

>get stuck in traffic but you caught an ohtani homerun
worth it imo

the jappy knees baseball man

literally no clutch kek

>>149913680
I’m just teasing anyway

>Will strike out twice when it matters
>Hit a home run when the game is already over
What purpose does Ohtani serve?

So you lost to the Twins.

>>149913703
don't worry about. I'm way past giving a shit about this sort of thing

gg twins
cya tomorrow

Fuck Yeah

GG TWINS
See you tomorrow!

>>149913704
highlight reels and selling merchandise to japs

>>149913707
Okie

>>149913704
muh fuggin Japanese revenuuuuuuuuueeeeee!!!

good game, twins. way too sloppy on our part

gg twinkies cya tomorrow afternoon for the rubber match
>ohtani isn't clutch
>hits a 2 run homerun to give doyerchads free nuggies

>>149913672
Muncy spammer might be the new KWABoty at this rate…

>>149913715
Kek!!

If the Dodgers lose their series to the twins, they honestly deserve to fall out of first place

gg Twins
see you tomorrow

>5ch calling the doyers the "blue angels"
jej

>>149913719
Nice tummy there at the end

>>149913734
That’s clever

>split threads
>again
ggs twins

>>149913666
Not sure what's going on with Padres ownership, they're O'Malley bloodline so definitely there's some shady shit going on with the lawsuit Siedler wife and them are currently in. They say they're still devoted to carrying out Peter Siedler dream of winning a world series but have shown no attempt whatsoever of putting a winning lineup for this team. No TV deals found whatsoever, Cheap old Uncle for "Veterancy" and leadership, our lineup is filled with triple A el paso shitters. It's just not looking great right now for this team. PS would have bought some superstar or some shit and make Manfraud seethe.

>>149913734
More like the blue ANALS amirite?

might as well clip pandy's homer, nothin else to do now

>>149913713
>>149913742
Doyerpacos having an absolute meltdown lmao

also
>Ben Casparius left the game with a right calf cramp.

>>149913750
he got all of that one

>defferal underdog billion dollar doyers losing to a team that has. A bunch of Somalians

Kwab

>Injure all their pitchers
>have to call up AAA guys who aren't ready
>have less time with them when they are good enough because they've already wasted service time prematurely filling in for all the guys you injured
no way that's sustainable

>>149913763
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149913763
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

ohtani basically a K or HR at this point

>Ohtani has homered 4 games in a row for the first time in his career
>he homered the day following his start
>tied for NL home run leader with Suarez once again

>...
>...
>did jack fucking shit for most of the game, not even a clutch single, to keep things competitive or put his team in the lead
Am I supposed to be happy about this

doyerpacos seething on their own thread. mein sides!

how would you fix the dodgers, /emellbee/?

>>149913785
sell the team to a wacky billionaire who likes fun rather than a trust fund board

>>149913764
Lmao what happened to Dodgers have the best homegrown farm in the leagues. I keep hearing you shill about that. What's funny is that they spent money on Snell, Sasaki and Tanner Scott just to spite be cocky fucks, only for them to be on IL/TJ list.

>>149913763
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149913793
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149913785
>sign workhorse pitchers (plural)
>stop buying into the NPB rookie meme
>take Mookie out to the back of the barn and put him down. Old horse is spent

>doyers lost in a game that took more than three hours to complete
manfred on suicide watch

>>149913785
I would double payroll.

>>149913763
>>149913793
Why is the 2hu padrepaco so cocky when they lost to the fishes?

>>149913806
Fishes are pretty good, they ain't the fucking nationals who can't win with fucking Gore, Woods and CJ. That'd for sure.

>>149913806
I believe in the Chadres to defeat da feesh - provided they inquire about mitch garver.

I didn’t ask the hot redhead out but I make her laugh with a magic trick. Did I do good guys?

Also mariners won

>>149913814
>magic trick
Like what? Make her pussy disappear?

TOMORROW
you twins are going down

>>149913806
the fish are in a pure mid spot right now and even swept the jints, so they aren't the worst team ever. the twins are consistently pretty bad. plus it's fun to laugh at the doggies since they are spiraling pretty hard right now and the idea that the padres could reasonably take the lead in the division before they face each other again in August is funny.

>>149913813
I would like Garver, whatcha offering for Ford?

Chaddem

>>149913806
Fishes swept the Jints and Dbacks though, they're no pushovers. Haven't lost a series this month aside from the Brewers
>>149913813
>expect to see her swim back up the falls at the end
>webm ends
kek

>>149913831
you know it

>>149913830
I don't think they're willing to deal Ford..

Thus concludes another exciting day of baseball. Did your team win today?

>>149913847
they got gaped

>>149913847
Only just

Someone pls fuck my boricua ass!

So why DID they leave Casparius out there when he was walking everyone and loading the bases and clearly in bad shape?
>muh bullpen
So? They ended up pulling him anyway when it was too late AND he got injured. That poor rookie had to debut with bases loaded and lost his nerve

>>149913863
trust the plan, sweetie. the twins used more pitchers than the Dodgers

poodrepacos band together to cope over losing to the almighty marlins

>>149913863
Diaz isn't a rookie. He's pitched in almost 200 games in MLB. He was phenomenal in 2022 and mostly good until he got hurt. Reds weren't interested in keeping him around and the Dodgers paid them to try to see if he can still pitch at this level effectively.

https://www.mlb.com/player/alexis-diaz-664747

>>149913873
they'll win tomorrow because Alcantara kinda sucks now and already got smacked around by them earlier in the season

>>149913738
Look at her go!

>>149913882
>I want soda beverage
What's the story behind this? I never got into Touhou, is it one of their song lyrics?

keep coping paco

>>149913799
>>stop buying into the NPB rookie meme
Eh dodgers lost nothing by getting sasaki for a penny

>>149913847
who woouldve guessed that bringing in runners on base and not giving up 5 runs by the 6th inning would win games?
but my A's lost :(

keep coping paco

>be doggie doos
>lose
kek

>>149913897
Sasaki isn't going to contribute shit unless he gets that surgery he's been putting off for two years

>>149913863
>>149913884
diaz didnt do that bad given that he came in with bases loaded 0 outs. it was henriquez that came in after klein walked the bases loaded that really fucked up

>>149913847
We could have if we didn't have shitters names Trenton Brooks and Maldonado clogging up our bottom line up..hope they call up Peralaza soon.

>garbage timetani

what does he DO

>>149913907
Henriquez pitched some in the post season last year and got lit up. He's still green obviously but he's the best arm talent they have close to this level by far. Hopefully he settles down.

Doyerpacos see poodrepacos in their dreams kek

pfma

>>149913910
He's Good for The Vibes™

poodrepacos define their existence by orbiting the dodgers lel

>>149913917
it wasnt even the pitching that went wrong for him it was that horrific 3 run error kek

>>149913924
the defense has been horrifying lately
honestly dont know what the fuck's going on

>>149913897
they operated on the assumption he'd be their number 2 or 3 starter and every analyst thought he'd be a possible rookie year cy young winner only for him to suck and be injured by them immediately(granted it's not 100% their fault, he was picking teams on the assumption they'd somehow help him avoid the surgery he's been putting off). Signing Sasaki was part one of the rolling boulder that has led to them having guys like Sneedhan starting games

>>149913892
There is no lore or in game reason for Rumia to want or need soda beverage.

>>149913924
yeah, all the time in the world to make an easy play. I saw it with Kenley Jansen, Pedro Baez and Brusdar Graterol when they were new also, along with plenty of others. best to get that kind of shit out of the way fast.

>>149913906
I'm saying it's not a big deal for them even if that's gonna be true. It's not like they spent much money on him.

>>149913932
i think the twins scored at least 5 runs on errors

>>149913792
>sell the team to a wacky billionaire who likes fun rather than a trust fund board
Keep dreaming, pal.

I need to be milked...

wettmelons 2023-07-25_Full_Face_Bodysuit_Fuck.mp4

>>149913933
>Signing Sasaki was part one of the rolling boulder
No, that was Snell and Glasnow blowing out their arms 2 games into the season. Sasaki was always intended as an afterthought to hold things together until Gonsolin and Sheehan and May got back. And then THOSE fuckers broke down. Although Sheehan really isn't that bad, his last start notwithstanding

>>149913933
>guys like Sneedhan
He's one of the best pitching prospects in the system and was going to crack the rotation at some point regardless. Ideally you want to ease him into the role but signing Sasaki, who's been throwing bps for a while now, was a luxury.

>>149913943
It's less how much they spent on him, but the chain of events that have come from signing him.
>glass canon who needs surgery joins org that already destroys arms and makes them require surgery earlier in their career
>gets injured quickly
>have to rush Ohtani's recovery and return to pitching since they're running out of guys
>because he's not actually ready to go for actual full starts since he's still technically recovering and they don't want to lose out on their "best hitter" by sending him to OKC for rehab stints, they have to do more bullpen games
>bullpen is taxed more
>everyone on their bullpen is being used too much and are starting to get injured more and more
>all of a sudden they have a rotation of mostly AAA guys with the exception of grandpa kershaw and yams. both of which are starting to show their holes too

Let's all be berry nice, you might upset doyers jannies feelings!

>>149913975
How much do you want to bet Glasnow reinjures himself sometime in August

>>149913978
you're a seething beta and there's nothing wrong with that but don't try to act like some paternalistic figure here.

>>149913982
he's already said he wants more time off, chances are he'll let himself get injured

Doyer janny didn’t like that one!

>>149913978
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!
>>149913985
Kek seethe!

>>149913986
>gets a 3 month vacation while the rotation goes up in flames in his absence
>WAAA I NEED MORE REST
This guy

>>149913990
>>149913992
figure maybe I'll let my hair down for a bit to entertain the lads

>>149913985
>https://youtu.be/lQUURGS0OtQ?si=muIe726oOiwcc_Ag

Kek seeth ya bitch

>>149913922
>file
o kek

troondres done with their dilating session

I thought it was troonstros?

I’m kekkin
He’s seething >>149914010

>>149914010
>>149914012
I WILL get to the bottom of who’s shitposting on my dodgers. We are the crown jewel franchise of the mlb and we are not to be mocked.

think of all the recent lantinx domestic abuse the doyers have caused

doggie doos kek

>>149914024
Has anyone ever laughed at this?

doggie doos kek seethe

>>149914027
It's just ragebait and you bite every time

>>149914031
Has anyone ever laughed at this

>>149914031
you fell for it

>>149914035
laugh at THIS
*unzips dick*

gn mariners nation

>>149914045
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>Doyers literally gave up a 10 game lead over the Padres because they suck
Kekini!

>>149913975
You are being insanely biased probably because he's Jap and the media hyped him up too much. What actually happened is they got a well-regarded rookie pitcher for a penny and he's not useful yet.
If he's gonna be useful in some way, that means it was a good sign for them. Even if he's gonna end up being a total disappointment, it's not really a big deal for them. That's why every team wanted him.

>>149914045
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149914084
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149914099
wtf?

>>149914099
o kek

>>149914099
>>149914034

>>149914045
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149914099
Kek!

>>149914099
probably for all the extra shit that caused split threads and everything else

>>149914114
kek seeth ya doggie!

>>149914114
That was Muncyfags fault

>>149914114
doggie doos kek!

>>149914117
>>149914121
like I give af. you faggots should be kissing my ass for animating all the corpses here.
>>149914120
we abide by the rules chud.
>>149914124
(you)

>>149914128
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149914128
I'm literally a girl tho

>>149914114
To get that warning means seething doggie doos were reporting the posts, summerchild

>>149914099
>not even a 3-day ban
meh

>>149914128
She’s literally a girl tho!! >>149914131

>>149914133
maybe, maybe not. I had nothing to do with it. maybe janny is saying to nip it in the bud.

>>149914099
KWAB fanbase. They talk the most shit and resort to this when they get their feelings hurt

>>149914139
KEKINI!!!

>>149914142
>nip it in the bud
dog it in the doo!!!

>>149914139
LOL

>>149914150
KEK!!

poodrepacos' entire identity revolves around the dodgers lol

>>149914163
chadres MINDFUCKED this poster

>>149914170
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!
>>149914163
Kek seethe!

>>149914139
y'all sound mad jelly tonight

>>149914177
me in the back, stuntin on ‘em.

Can we all just calm down and give the cubbies a chance

>>149914184
cub on 'em, cubbies!

>>149914150
Cub on 'em!

no rings and they havin parades like this lol

>>149914184
Cubs win streak status?

>>149914191
what are they even celebrating?

>>149914200
>he doesn't throw a parade for every regular season game
and you call yourself a fan

>Doyerpacos have never had a party outside the stadium after a win cause they all leave in the sixth inning
kek

nah bro dodgers lost on purpose today for entertainment purposes

>>149914139
o kek

>>149914200
they lost a game back in May but by only one run lol

>>149914207
uh oh, doggie doos got em seething!

>>149914191
lol

>>149914207
O kek

>>149914230
lol

>>149914191
>>149914230
wtf is wrong with them

>>149914099
why are they like this?

>>149914240
the dodgers merely existing is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lel

>>149914191
>>149914230
>>149914238
Is this after the NLDS last season where they thought they had the division win in the bag?

>>149914212
kek!

>>149913995
it's so kind of you to pretend to be seething for us in the genny. Thanks for pretending.

>>149914245
cram it fundie!

>>149914249
kek! I'm entertained kek!

>dodgers lose
>thread starts whining about the padres to distract from the dodgers loss
every time

it's so kind of you to pretend to be seething for us in the genny. Thanks for pretending.

lol at newfags thinking dodger fans are actually upset. They're just pretending to put on a show for us

>>149914260
>>149914257
>>149914255
>>149914254
>>149914253
>>149914250
>>149914249
Seething is bad for you

>>149914260
>They're just pretending
lol classic cope

summerfags are banterlets frfr

>>149914267
is that poodre schizo or 2poo

>>149914267
>blue padres stuff
we don't talk about that era

>>149914253
shameful photoshop, who is that poor guy?

>>149914267
is that a malt liquor at least?

kek doyerjannies

Pound me silly

>>149914274
He's our flag bearer

lel

>>149914274
kek

>>149914285
lmao

Someone pls fuck my boricua ass!

doyerjannies lurking ITT be careful bros

doggies are not taking their loss to the twins well. byron buck broke them....

>>149914291
You have a Puerto Rican donkey?

>>149914291
is this spamming/flooding?

>>149914292
We have rules for a reason you know, they aren’t supposed to be optional. >>149914309
R&I these cocksuckers

>>149914307
You can ride my ass like a donkey. Just do it quick!

My Janniegers :)

>>149914319
Yay!

poodrepacos BTFO in their own thread lmao

Doyers/Houspie alliance?

>Jannies will save us
jfc doggie doos kek uh yea… you won

>>149914315
LOL
>>149914337
KEK! SHUT UP BITCH! LMAO!

Kill doyerpacos. Behead doyerpacos. Roundhouse kick a doyerpacos into the concrete. Slam dunk a doyerpacos baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy doyerpacos. Defecate in a doyerpacos food. Launch doyerpacos into the sun. Stir fry doyerpacos in a wok. Toss doyerpacos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a doyerpacos gas tank. Judo throw doyerpacos into a wood chipper. Twist doyerpacos heads off. Report doyerpacos to the IRS. Karate chop doyerpacos in half. Curb stomp pregnant whore doyerpacos. Trap doyerpacos in quicksand. Crush doyerpacos in the trash compactor. Liquefy doyerpacos in a vat of acid. Eat doyerpacos. Harvest adrenochrome from doyerpacos. Dissect doyerpacos. Exterminate doyerpacos in the gas chamber. Stomp doyerpacos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate doyerpacos in the oven. Lobotomize doyerpacos. Mandatory abortions for doyerpacos. Grind doyerpacos fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown doyerpacos in fried chicken tendies. Vaporize doyerpacos with a ray gun. Kick old doyerpacos down the stairs. Feed doyerpacos to alligators. Slice doyerpacos with a katana.

doggies still seething? wow

hi :)

hi ;)

so many summerkid midwits

Doyers fuck ya!

We did it Reddit!

Kill doyerpacos. Behead doyerpacos. Roundhouse kick a doyerpacos into the concrete. Slam dunk a doyerpacos baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy doyerpacos. Defecate in a doyerpacos food. Launch doyerpacos into the sun. Stir fry doyerpacos in a wok. Toss doyerpacos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a doyerpacos gas tank. Judo throw doyerpacos into a wood chipper. Twist doyerpacos heads off. Report doyerpacos to the IRS. Karate chop doyerpacos in half. Curb stomp pregnant whore doyerpacos. Trap doyerpacos in quicksand. Crush doyerpacos in the trash compactor. Liquefy doyerpacos in a vat of acid. Eat doyerpacos. Harvest adrenochrome from doyerpacos. Dissect doyerpacos. Exterminate doyerpacos in the gas chamber. Stomp doyerpacos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate doyerpacos in the oven. Lobotomize doyerpacos. Mandatory abortions for doyerpacos. Grind doyerpacos fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown doyerpacos in fried chicken tendies. Vaporize doyerpacos with a ray gun. Kick old doyerpacos down the stairs. Feed doyerpacos to alligators. Slice doyerpacos with a katana.

doyers got 'em in scramble mode...

today's dodgers loss really has me in a bad mood, i'm gonna calm down by watching the sandlot!

*throws tomato*

jannie joos jej

the Dodgers should relocate to Salt Lake City
the Padres can relocate to Alburquerque

>>149914417
*goes past the first baseman into right field*
*i come home on a throwing error by anon*

doyers are feeling benevolent right now and will allow also rans some uninterrupted play time.

>>149914419
kek!

Dodgers lose 11th out of 14. Ohtani homers in fourth straight game

I'm gonna
I'm gonna
STATPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>What MLB player am I?

>>149914492
sigh… ugh…

that chunky monkey

max muncy would heal a lot faster if he didn't eat so many dodger dogs

>>149914548
I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

that funky muncy

why is he called funky muncy if he is neither funky nor the only muncy?

>>149914670
Funky is Los Angeles Spanish for obese

>>149914670
squatters rights

>>149914670
‘toids are fucking retarded

that funky muncy

Posties to the genny pls

Roasties to the genny ple

Ngh...ugh...

finna marathon the sandlot rn

>>149915165
You gotta sync it up with dark side of the moon brother, that’s the only way to watch it imo

Wtf happened last night

>>149915186
I was gentle at first, had to ease my way in. But you were loving it by the time you passed in ecstasy.

>>149915186
can you please be more specific with your inquiry?

>/mlb/ can't even watch a dodger game anymore because of padres fans getting angry at dodgers out of nowhere
What happened? When did it turn like this?

>>149915362
It’s a thinly veiled class/race issue that isn’t going away anytime soon. Let’s just say one fanbase is a lot poorer and browner than the other.

>>149915186
doyertrannies lost

>>149915362
>>149915418
It’s all one guy

>>149915453
If real, why does he do it?

>didn't watch the game because I knew they were gonna blow it
>go watch the new Superman movie instead
>they blew it
>movie was fun
I'm not watching the Dodgers until they're out of this slump, even going 50:50 will suffice. I'll follow the stats and game results, but I won't ruin my day anymore.

>>149915362
it's a handful of poodres getting signal boosted by a handful of seethers and chaos agents who outnumber the poodres and seethers combined

>>149915522
is this the work of chaos agent gang?

>>149915537
perhaps and perhaps some members work both sides to ensure we all get MUNCED

>>149915522
All me.

>>149915645
stunt on 'em Chadres!

i stayed up pretty much all night and my team plays in the morning, so i will be sleeping through it, sorry friends...

>>149915645
stunt on 'em Chadres!

>>149915475
i can only watch when yams is on the hill
>lost with yams on the hill
can't even have that....

I can haz yammies?

>>149915681
one would be chaos agent thwarted by the need to sleep

I thought Yamamoto was from Japan??

Fuck off back to LA Mococo! We don't your Hololive stank in San Diego.

gm mariners nation

>>149916152
gm

I have a good feeling about today’s games :)

>>149916451
Teamies gamies???

>>149915479
it took me way too long to think of twins/o's

GM. Mets need a sweep before west coast trip

>>149916798
He’s right you know

Afternoon Chikango City Cubyals

>>149916798
>201x251

>>149916836
I fapped to lower res back SMG in the 90s.

My thread I made on /v/ yesterday hit bump limits. It’s all coming together for my city teamies :D

Doggie doos got mindFUCKED

>>149916970
zero rings lol

kek seethe ya bitch ass doggie doo

Did you see that foul ball by Ohtani? Holy smokes!

>>149917076
poodrepacos had a street parade cuz it went foul lol

>>149917076
An ohtani foul into the third deck should count for half a run tbqh. We have Japanese investors to placate.

GM /mlb/.

GM.
9am baseball today

All. Day. Baybaw!

umpcucks explain? wtf is this shit?

>>149917577
living on the west coast is grim, all the baseball is over by the time you get home from picking strawberries

>>149917625
you got a problem with an A- score?

>>149917625
>Accuracy: B+
>Consistency: A-
>Balls: B+
>Strikes: B+
You’re not allowed to complain about these grades unless you did better in high school.

>>149917625
nice job kid but let's shake it up a little, keep the hitters on their toes

>>149917641
>tfw I finish work as the east coast day games start and my night games end by 930pm

>>149917625
I fail to see the issue. A beautifully called game by an umpCHAD

I don't like day games during the week unless I have the day off

>45 years old
>cant run
>out of breath after 30 pitches
>fastball tops out at a SIZZLING 87 mph

bros fuck it. im 29. if this guy can be a major leaguer, so can i. i played JV ball when i was younger, so what are my odds?

>>149917975
you could probably make a low A team. baseball has a severe low end talent issue right now. lots of A teams struggle to even get a full roster together.

This Nats color commentator is so terrible I gotta switch streams

>>149918227
he only cares about the dodgers

>>149918279
many such cases :(

>>149918227
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

Based 2hu fuckin em!

Stunt on ‘em!

>>149918392
o kek!

>>149918392
kek'o!

>>149918392
Based 2hu fuckin em!

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOD today?

Yay

LET'S GO METS

>>149918526
I’m so happy.

Mets game is free on mlb tv

Nimmo found the seats

god loves nimmo

Name trashy players.

Who of these will the Phillies re-sign this off-season?
>Kyle Schwarber
>JT Realmuto
>Ranger Suarez

>>149918705
Thank you for using “re-sign”.

>>149918449
kek'o!

>>149918757
I had just sign at first. Glad they didn't resign either

.....chadres are losing because 2poo wanted to sleep in again..............

>>149918705
Willi Castro, Harrison Bader, and Danny Coulombe are all good options for the Phillies that shouldn't cost the top of the pharm

Gary pretty clear has dementia calling balls strikes and strikes balls

My Jintsies on the board!

Wtf that was such a weird HR

Vientos that’s embarassing, dog

>poodres
dodgers can keep playing like dogshit and never lose the division lead

Chappie

>Losing the Verlander game
Kek Braves

>>149918705
Just Schwarber, I think. If JT will take a 1 year deal, I think they might do that -- but I think they would be better served trying to trade for Adley Rutschman.

The amount of times I've seen balls bounce off Bailey to allow a runner to advance. It's like almost a daily thing :(

Lindor get a hit with RISP

LINDOR DID SOMETHING

H I S W A Y
I
S

W
A
Y

>A N A E L S
>N
>A
>E
>L
>S

SWEPT KEK

poopoopeepeepoodres

he was due

PIECE OF SHIT

New Mets fans outta no where

I took off work because of a tummy ache and now I’m here to lay in bed and watch the Chicago cubs while talking to my /sp/ frens and enemies

Bullpen games and openers should be illegal. You should have to use a starter for minimum 5 innings or 100 pitches. Or if they have given up 5 or more runs. Or if they claim an injury in which case they must immediately go on the IL for 15 days. Nobody wants to see 6 relievers pitch a game.

>>149919089
I remember seeing proposals like this floating around but I assume (((Theo Epstein))) shot them down

>>149918857
I’ve noticed this too

Devers woah

>Raffy plays first base once
>immediately goes super saiyan

WHEN THE GIANTS COME TO TOWN
IT'S
BYE
BYE
BABY

think trout will retire with the halos?

Hot as shit at Wrigley today. Expecting some drunk antics from the crowd

Vientos learned to field? Nice throw bro. Now hit.

>basketball only fags would prefer to watch women’s basketball than America’s game
What has this country come to?

>>149919149
>niggas are all zesty
yea no shit

>>149919149
caitlin clark is cool but the rest of that sport is still the same shit product it's always been

Mendoza if you take Manaea out I will rape your houseplants

showing jerry on the broadcast, redditors aren't gonna like that

>>149919168
Many are feeling and saying this

>>149919149
Baseball is boring as shit

Cubs lifelong here AMA

>>149919149
Basketball fans don’t like sports they like drama and athlete worship. Most basketball fans are fans of players and not teams they would leave their team if their player left and would support Sacramento or Washington if LeBron or whoever signed there.

Imagine an entire sport fandom made up of Ohtani dickriders. That’s what basketball is but with LeBron or Curry or whoever they think is the GOAT.

>>149919143
probably. he's shown at this point that he would rather play on a loser and collect his money in newport beach than win on the east coast.

my three year old doesn’t seem to
enjoy it when I read proust to him, how could I fail so badly bros?

>>149919144
Why would you expect that on a day so hot? You mean like heat stroke?

RIP Verlander's W

if Gelbs gets kicked out of 109 suites, is it his fault?

>>149919172
boring is just a code word for comfy

>>149919180
based. east coast is gay as fuck

philthies kek

>tigers about to get swept by the pierats
fucking frauds

>>149919147
Thanks Mark.

>>149919149
Basketball is the only sport where the "fans" brag about not watching games and only watching highlights.

>>149919206
Ha ha… yeah…

Verlander finishes his day with no runs allowed. 4 walks and a hit batter and only one hit allowed.
How will my Jints blow this 6-0 lead?

>>149919206
hahah yea imagine getting swept by the pirates that would suck

my bat is corked

>>149919226
You can’t outblow Atlanta. Both in baseball and cocksucking. Congrats JV on your win hope Kate does anal for you tonight as a reward.

>>149919235
That’s what I tell your mom after I pop a blue chew.

>>149919218
The NBA is a hollow empty calories product marketed to internationals/china

>>149919235
if my bat breaks, i'm gonna go out onto the field to collect the parts so no one will suspect anything

ITFCB

lindor is so FUCKING back

Lindor looking alive

Is Rafael Devers the greatest first baseman of all time?

>>149919286
MILF

>>149919193
Cuz when you’re sweating yourself into dehydration and replacing fluids with beers you get super drunk super fast. Also get sick fast

Chapman no :(

>>149919302
It's a sick joke at this point

>>149919149
Caitlin Clark shitting on a bunch of divas is entertaining honestly

>game starts 2 minutes ago
>2-0 already
So that’s how it’s gonna be today

>>149919304
>>149919302
And his last IL stint was from the braves too wtf

no...NO!!!

I'm gonna say it.

I LOVE THE PITCH CLOCK

Dodgers won

Why are crowds still so stupid that they lose their minds for warning track fly outs? You would think after a century and a half of organized baseball they'd learn what a home run looks like off the bat

Do the rags still have a chance

>>149919326
I like that the games don't drag on like they used to. I still think they should get rid of it in the playoffs or at least extended. Imagine a world series walk off because of a pitch clock violation

weekday day games should only count as like .5 of a real game in the standings

>>149919206
>>149919232
>>149919220
Imagine if there were some sort of super team, capable of sweeping the tigers and pirates, maybe they could even upset the brewers streak?

>>149919336
My mom goes apeshit for every fly-out

not everybody at games goes enough to figure it out

>>149919353
2-2 vs muh cubbies. Kinda weird that they turn on the afterburners against good teams

I'm gonna say it.

I LOVE COCK

chop on, brutha!

>>149919329
This post has been fact checked by REAL Ty France patriots: false

Attabuschie!

Are we going to go to the max muncy general after this? Or should I create another one just to tick them off?

>>149919403
Thread splitters are the worst people on /sp/

>>149919409
Yeah I don't want to make things worse. I guess

>ground rule double, ball stuck under tarp

never seen that before

Migrate I guess

>>149912692
>>149912692
>>149912692

>>149919322
should have traded him in the winter

>>149919379
Is that a tranny on the right? nice tits, but a choker and mannish looking eyebrows