Thread 149996207

>>149996207 (OP)
Studentfags, let this be your reminder to start looking for a slam pig gf now instead of spending all your free time in your room shitposting and playing around on your phone.

>the brunette
i want her to put out a cigar on my thigh while i'm tied to a wooden chair and spit on my to cool the burning flesh.

>>149996231
She's just so plain.

What fun little relatively unknown traditions does your school have?

FSU was right about the ACC

>>149996605
Should have made a harder schedule. seethe more.

>>149996626
No you misunderstand I'm not a fan of them nor is my degree (bachelor's, masters and then PHD) from there. The ACC is ass they were the first to correctly call it out on its bull shit and do something about it. You can't even make a tougher schedule since there's too many conference games in general. The schedule should be, for everyone, six conference games, six OOC games. Two divisions of your conference play each other.

>>149996646
>degree
kwab, good wittle goy

>>149996646
The ACC being ass is a feature for Florida State, not a bug. That's the entire reason they aren't in the SEC instead. Bowden correctly thought the ACC was an easier road to the championship. Anyways, it doesn't matter anymore. Win the conference and you're in the CFP. Hell, you can be the runnerup and still get in over Alabama and a Big 12 team you lost to at home with the same record as you.

>>149996207 (OP)
first time i have seen the webm of these girls

>no link to other thread
>one faggot spamming
Jannies delete this shit

2025 CFP Selection Committee members

Mack Rhoades (Chair) – Vice President & Director of Athletics, Baylor University

Mark Dantonio – Former Head Coach, Michigan State & Cincinnati

Damon Evans – Athletics Director, University of Maryland

Ivan Maisel – Former Sportswriter (ESPN, Sports Illustrated, On3, etc.)

Chris Massaro – Athletics Director, Middle Tennessee State University

Wesley Walls – Former All-American Tight End, Ole Miss / NFL Pro Bowler

Steve Wieberg – Former USA TODAY Journalist, Former CFP Committee Member

Chris Ault – Former Head Coach & Athletics Director, University of Nevada

Randall McDaniel – Former All-American Offensive Lineman, Arizona State University

Mike Riley – Former Head Coach, Oregon State & Nebraska

David Sayler – Athletics Director, Miami University (Ohio)

Carla Williams – Athletics Director, University of Virginia

Hunter Yurachek – Athletics Director, University of Arkansas

>>149996880
>Mike Riley – Former Head Coach, Oregon State & Nebraska
>Nebraska
oh, good, here comes the nu-mutthomes media push because we just HAVE to have another mutt qb in the news all fucking year.

>>149996880
Just go back to computers Jesus fucking Christ the BCS calculator was perfect.

>>149996207 (OP)
>>>>>>

Why is college football the only sport which allows media members to have a seat at the table to decide things? Even the college basketball committee is only ADs and Commissioners. Obviously, they're totally irrelevant in pro sports.

>>149996966
I still don't see what's wrong with a BCS poll deciding an 8 team playoff

>>149997048
Because it can't account for TV ratings potential >might leave a team like Notre Dame out if they are on the bubble
>wouldn't take into account how 2nd round games and their potential audiences

It's 100% about getting the best matchups for the people who purchase the commercials within reason and not "the best X teams." You guys have to get this through your head. It will never change.

>>149996759
>Alabama
That lost to Vanderbilt and Oklahoma
>Big 12 team
That lost to Kansas
Now carry on with your cope and sneed

To old thread:
>>149899652

>>149997047
Probably a good thing to have an external body that gives a quick reference "who's good this year" in a field of hundreds of teams, especially when they don't settle the season with a tournament (at least until recently). Also probably a carryover from the early 1900's when the media wasn't a total joke.

>>149997048
>BCS picks top 11 + top 1 Mid-Major
Literally that easy. A BCS playoff would've seen a Boise State National Championship too

>>149997047
>>149997321
Coaches are too busy with their own teams to make an informed media vote. Almost all of them have a GA or something it for them.

>>149997381
Theyd fuck with the formulas to work like espn fpi

Roll Tide

>>149996468
Rape

Pray for Coach Prime

>>149997568
Saddened Coach primate is resigning, the memes we will never make

>>149997568
>my sons is gones n sheeeeit, i aints gots no connexshuns to colarada outside dat. so im out, also, i got the da clap from some dump-ass bitch in d-town.
I'm putting a fiver on this.

and there it is

>>149997568
>It was a few wangs too many ya see.

>>149997568
RIP Coach Primate

>>149997617
Have u ever had leaky bum sex with a cute girls sharty fart? What’s it like?

>>149996224
>those women are 40 now

>>149998339
Shut up leaf

>>149996207 (OP)
One month to go
Will the Student athlete compensation be better this year?

>>149997104
So you are saying that CFB is run by Jews?

>>149998317
This was probably the final soulful moment of CFB before the Jews got a firm strangle hold over it.

Prepare your angus, Montana

I can't wait to see what my reffies have in store for this season

>>149999362
why did #8 for kansas start running after he caught it?

>>149996209
>>149996341
I spend the evening with the family and you faggots end up with a split thread. In the off-season?

>>149999379
His brain was on auto-pilot. His job is to run to the QB no matter what. It keeps him from getting faked out. He was so dialed into the QB he probably didn't even notice the reffie snagged the ball.

>>149999339
The thumbnail made me think of a grey alien. After searching, I can't find any NCAA teams with a space alien as their mascot. Seems like something a D2 or D3 school would use as they like to go with the unusual. Especially the ones near Roswell or other UFO hot spots.
UCF once had a alien that mated with an orange for their mascot, which was unique, but switched to the generic (Golden) Knights.

>>150000646
>QB
that’s the punter though….

>>150001317
LOL, you're right but the general idea is still the same. He's coached to mindlessly head to the kicker. At some point when he's close, he has to determine if the ball is still there to avoid a roughing penalty, be it a kicker or a QB, but he was still too far away for that to be an issue yet. Hearing the whistles blow probably is what eventually stopped him rather than noticing the ref had the ball, but really it could have been either. In the end, his position coach is going to be happy with what he saw on that play.

Why would any school do this to themselves?

>>150001651
>saves the program

>>150001686
Wish a Knigga would.

my [spoiler] T-girl[/spoiler] domme said we're going to have a 'wet' session next time and I don't know what that means

>>150000683
UCF missed so many chance. Imagine if they went with University of Florida - Orlando (UFO) instead of Central Florida. Since they were created to provide workers to the space industry, leaning into the space stuff would have been logical.

>>149996880
Just use FPI / TeamRankings / the CFB version of NET/KenPom.

We don't need a dozen meatheads gathering in a room arguing "hurr durr muh wins and losses, muh conference title" like they know anything.

Shit is as pointless as the modern day AP / coaches rankings.

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

What time is the Prime medical news conference?

>>150002590
Based Tiger bot

If ACC loses UNC plus another school, and then in theory at least 2 more to either big ten or sec, does big 12 raid acc or does acc raid the big 12?

>>150001651
They have two grandstands. They're lucky to get 5000-7500 fans for their big opponents (CMU/WMU/Toledo). Most locals support Michigan who is 7 miles to the West. EMU is an afterthought.

The field was donated by Maxx Crosby who grew up an hour away and played his college ball at EMU. I don't know about you, but if I'm in charge of a broke athletic department with no revenue stream, I'm taking a free donation when it's available. The weight room (and football facility) was donated by TJ Lang, an offensive lineman who played for EMU and later the Green Bay Packers.

They celebrate bowl games and NFL draft picks. Every name listed atop is a player who was drafted into the NFL, hence the nickname "The Factory".

This could potentially be the most grim program in FBS. I have no clue why they write "Champions Built Here", as they've never actually won anything outside of a Potato Bowl a few years ago. They are the only members in the MAC who have never qualified for the MAC Championship game. Their current coach is the best coach that they've ever had, and he's still below .500 at the school.

The athletic department actually does a good job engaging in fans / trying to get people to attend games. They basically run a carnival behind the main grandstand to get families to come to games. For one game a year, they invite at least two dozen local marching bands to perform at halftime in an attempt to recruit those same kids to go to their school. Concessions are an issue. They constantly run out of food and bring in food trucks to help sales. For bathrooms you have to walk to the adjacent basketball arena.

I don't care I'll always support my local MAC team. Fuck front-runners. This is $20/game ($100 for season tickets) with free parking, no traffic, and you're not rubbing elbows with your neighbor for 4 hours.

>t. /sp/s only EMU fan

>>149996231
>safehorny

>>150000565
>uses the troon version of that image
>calls people faggots
make it make sense

>>150002694
They merge. One cannot raid the other and survive but neither can survive alone if that happens. We will get a super duper conference of mids.

>>150002700
>For bathrooms you have to walk to the adjacent basketball arena.
that’s the poorest thing you said

>>150002711
The excitement is palpable

>>150002694
Neither happens. The exit fees are too extreme for both parties to justify what is essentially a lateral move.

If the ACC needs to expand, they'll target South Florida, UConn, Army, and Navy as they're the best options for cheap, but they likely don't want to divide what little revenue they have left.

With that said, I'll believe it when I see it that UNC, Clemson, FSU, Miami, etc. are SEC / Big Ten bound.

>>149996880
How does one get added to the committee

>>150002700
Yeah, I live in the area and just don't understand the depressed Eeyore angle they take to the program. Maybe they think they can be "lovable losers" or something like that. Ypsilanti has its issues but A2 is starting to spill over into it. It's not Youngstown. As you mentioned, it's inexpensive access to FBS, even if bottom tier. UM isn't handing out free tickets with Coca-Cola anymore. Most families can afford an outing to watch an Eastern game.
Get positive. Get fun. Stop acting like a goth kid looking for sympathy for anyone who will pay attention. No need to compete with the Wolverines. No need to play the "you can't insult us if we insult ourselves" game. The western suburbs have plenty of people that aren't associated with the University of Michigan, not even as Walmart Wolverines. They need to try tapping into that market and stop trying to be a mini Cleveland. At the very least, ditch the dingy grey field next time the turf is replaced. As a marketing gimmick, it's as effective as telling everyone they have herpes. And it might have cost them the opportunity to make revenue from hosting the UFL's Panthers.

>>150002632
The press conference will be at 11 a.m. Mountain Time. He released a video last night stating his medical issues have caused him to write a will. Seems odd that someone of his wealth wouldn't already have one. We'll know in two hours but my guess is that he had cancer, was treated for it, and now is in remission.

Coach Primate-bros... what happens to CU now

https://sports.yahoo.com/article/wisconsin-football-coach-luke-fickell-125643690.html

WEEEEEEEEEE WHO CARES ABOUT THE FACT THAT I DROVE MY FRANCHISE INTO THE GROUND WITH NO HOPES OF RECOVERY I GET TO RIDE IN A PLANE WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>150002797
The fact that multiple people have pointed out how hideous the gray field is tells me that their marketing gimmick is working.

>>150001651
Take a look at how some teams are painting the court in basketball these days. Especially the Nets. They painted it this gray-ish color to make the game look a certain way on TV. It "pops" in a very unique way. I suspect that was the point. I am not sure if it transfers to football in the same way though.

Place your bets:
1. He ded, not coaching ever again
2. He ded, will be coaching a little but the team will have an interim head coach since he's limited
3. He's fine, complete nothingburger and he will continue coaching CU
4. He's fine, just using this as an excuse to skedaddle out of town

Hour and a half until Coach Primate retires from coaching
Any final words?

>>150003218
#1, let's be real. he was a sonbabby and they're all gone and he doesnt want to do the grind with a bunch of randoms

>>150003218
Probably a mix of those.
He's already had some health issues that have physical manifestations, so it's not a stretch that there's something going on. Could he be overplaying it to get out of coaching now that his sons are gone? Yeah, that would be on brand for him.
Option two seems the most likely, though maybe not about to die, just needs to lower his activity, so he will still be head coach but let the assistant run the program until he actually does step down sometime after the season starts and it's too late for players to transfer.

>>150003301
Yeah, Coach Crime Rate

PrimeChads...not like this...

>>150003340
He has no sources he’s just guessing based on the likelihood it will be this

>>150003093
>my guess is that he had cancer, was treated for it, and now is in remission.
no, it's worsening circulation and blood clots from his legs
he's already had most of his feet amputated in the last couple seasons, they're probably going to say he needs a whole leg removed

>>150003379
That would be a pretty shit way to go, having your limbs slowly chopped off in increments until there's nothing left.

>>150003411
we're close enough to rich people getting robocop bodies though

>>150003379
>he's already had most of his feet amputated in the last couple seasons
sheeeiiit, how many feet Prime got?

>>150003424
1.6

>>150003424
>>150003459
probably closer to just one now
he got 4 toes and most of the top taken out of one foot and three toes and a piece of the heel off the other

>>150002700
>The weight room (and football facility) was donated by TJ Lang, an offensive lineman who played for EMU and later the Green Bay Packers.
Saw a video on YT a few years back where a random guy outfitted his home gym with the surplus equipment some MAC school sold off and now I'm wondering if it was Eastern.
Haven't been able to find the video again and we can shit on the MAC all we want but still acknowledge that their cast off equipment was nice as fuck. It's like meeting a college kicker in person and realizing that despite looking like a tiny guy out on the field, even kickers for FBS schools are huge when surrounded by normal humans.

Very odd that ESPN.com has nothing about Sanders, at least that I can find. Makes me wonder if they already have interviewed Deion in exchange for embargoing the news until after the press conference.

1 hour until total primate death

>>149996880
why are there women on the committee?

>>149996880
>Damon Evans
LOL, the panty sniffer. Wondered what happened to him after he left Georgia.

>>150003379
>>150003411
He's not even that old. He turns 58 in a couple weeks and he seems like he takes good care of himself. Pretty fucked up to go from being one of the most athletic people on the planet to nearly crippled.

>>150003710
he has sickle cell trait and diabetes

>>150003710
>he takes good care of himself
didnt they cut off his toes because his blackass wouldn't stop eating?

>>150003743
The bar for "takes care of himself" now is body fat percentage below 35%.

>>150003566
That makes the most sense

So, I know it's kind of human nature to enjoy some schadenfreude here and there and sadly it's way more common than I'd like. The constant satisfaction and joy I see from so many people in the suffering and pain of others is really sad.

I've been really disappointed in much of /cfb/ commenters over the weekend mocking and making a joke out of all this. I understand that there is reason for skepticism with how Deion has followed his boys around from place to place and now they are gone. But when reports come out about major health issues, I'd just encourage you all to take a step back and either tone down the skepticism and schadenfreud or don't post at all and wait until more information comes out.

It'd probably be healthy for those of you mocking him last week over this, to acknowledge that you probably didn't do a good thing and own up to it a bit, at least to yourself. That sort of thing is good for personal development

bladder removal?
ROBOT BLADDER???
wtf

>>150003996
Thanks plebbit. Now turn 360 degrees and go back.

>>150004050
Probably don't want to be on the sidelines with that.

>>150004096
it's the second one but completely artificial made in a lab by a robot apparently
he also made a joke about wearing diapers, so expect him in depends commercials this season

>>150004096
Jesus Christ that sounds awful

Coach Prime had a nut removed because of ballsack cancer lmao

Coach Dilate

>>149998954
Yes.

Coach Pisspants

Coach C-Bag

>>150003996
You know writing something like this on 4 chins is just going to blast it off even more. Why do it? For your own ego? Sad.

>>150004213
He copied it from Reddit.

So Coach Cancermate is coaching this season?

>>150004283
That's what he says he going to do.

>>150003218
4. He only wanted to coach his kids. This was his plan all along.

This was actually the best way to leave, as none of the players there are going to transfer with only a month until the season.

>>150004301
Bro....

>no more coach primate jokes
Can’t believe it’s all over racist-bros

>Sanders has previously dealt with serious health issues. He has had bouts with blood clots in his legs, had two toes amputated in 2022 and emergency surgery in June 2023 to treat the persistent clots, including one in his thigh in one leg and several just below his knee in his other leg.
Sounds like sickle cell is creating havoc. Cancer can be very opportunistic in such an environment.

>>150004228
My bad. Carry on.

>>150002176
Living the dream

>>150004405
>ku M

North Carolina Central University has accused Virginia Tech of tampering. In particular, their head coach claims VT sent a position coach to a NC Central game, who then walked onto the sidelines, recruiting a player, who ended up transferring, but to UVA instead of Tech.
Virginia Tech released a statement indicating this was the first time they had heard about the accusations and would investigate if any NCAA rules were violated.

>>150004571
D UH

>>150004372
Now it's more funny to laugh at his balls being removed

>>150004629
Doesn't that cause a huge drop in testosterone?

>>150004372
why not? did he step down?

>>150004584
>who ended up transferring, but to UVA instead of Tech.
lol

PRIME DOUBTERS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES

Did he just look at the contract invalidation cost and chicken out?

>>150004836
IT'S PRIIIIIIME TIME

>>150004836
Do YOU believe?

>>150004913
Don't think you have to pay for quitting if you don't take another job. Certainly wouldn't if you quit for health reasons.

>>150004985
im operating from needlessly complex assumption that while he probably did get some kind of surgery that was actually a reasonable time ago, since he's functionally healthy now
and he wanted to use it to get out of his contract without cost, but changed his mind in light of that not probably not working, since he's functionally healthy now

>>150004062
>360 degrees
You’d be walking more forward

>>150004096
>pee
Stupid fucking word. Literally just an abbreviation for piss. It’s not the fucking Victorian era anymore. Everyone needs to go back to saying piss.

>>150005108
There is a strange faddish desire going around of people in professional contexts wanting to seem folksy.
>>150005091
Lurk more newfag.

Paul is live

>>150005254
Why is the SEC so Jewish? I though Jews were one of the groups the Klan hates as much as non-whites.

CFP / BOWL PROJECTIONS

FIRST ROUND BYES:
Ohio State (selects the Rose Bowl)
Texas (selects the Sugar Bowl)
Penn State (selects the Fiesta Bowl)
Georgia (selects the Peach Bowl)

CFP FIRST ROUND:
#5 Oregon vs. #12 Boise State (rematch of 2024 game)
#6 Alabama vs. #11 Miami-FL (Carson Beck gets one last shot at Bama)
#7 Clemson vs. #10 Kansas State (could be anyone from the Big 12, conference sucks)
#8 Notre Dame vs. #9 LSU (Brian Kelly returns to South Bend)

OTHER BOWLS:
Alamo: Arizona State vs. Texas Tech (another inner-conference matchup to get the best 2 teams)
Citrus: Michigan vs. Tennessee (first time these two bluebloods have met in 25 years)
ReliaQuest: Ole Miss vs. Indiana (since their fans couldn't enjoy the 2020 Outback Bowl due to COVID)
Holiday: SMU vs. USC (Crap matchup)
Texas: Baylor vs. Texas A&M (Battle of the Brazos)
Pop-Tarts: Florida State vs. Kansas (both teams happy to be back in the post-season)
Music City: Auburn vs. Illinois (solid matchup, both fans should travel well)
Gator: Florida vs. Louisville (they should have put UF here last year)
Mayo: South Carolina vs. Georgia Tech (short drive for both programs)
Liberty: Oklahoma vs. Iowa State (Big 8 legacy game)
Sun: BYU vs. North Carolina (Belichick on national TV for his bowl game)
Vegas: Nebraska vs. Colorado (Dream matchup, bowl game draws highest attendance ever)

>>150005240
Learn geometry newfag.

>>150004984
I don’t believe

>>150005338
the top 4 seeds get to select which venue they go to now?

>>150005389
LOL, imagine being this new.

>>150005338
#9 team gets fucked the hardest in this system I feel

Coach Crime

Coach Rhyme

Coach Slime

>>150005338
>Music City: Auburn vs. Illinois (solid matchup, both fans should travel well)
Don't see how Auburn gets to six wins.
Wins: Ball State, South Alabama, Kentucky, Mercer
Maybe: Arkansas, Vandy
Losses: Baylor, Oklahoma, Faggies, UGA, Mizzou, Alabama
Everything would have to go right for them to get to six. Everything won't go right.

Coach Crine

>Lagway is in a walking boot
RIP Florida's hopes and dreams for the 2025 season

>>150005948
What happened?

>>150005769
In that scenario it's the 4th place SEC team. Considering last year's 4th place SEC team didn't even make the playoff they wouldn't have much room to complain. From a neutral POV, LSU at Notre Dame would be an amazing CFP game. Whoever loses would be seething about it all offseason.

>>150005959
>Florida starting quarterback DJ Lagway is dealing with a new lower-body injury that has caused him to wear a walking boot ahead of the Gators' upcoming fall training camp, multiple sources informed Swamp247.
>Neither specifics nor a recovery timeline for Lagway's injury were disclosed, although the ailment was described as minor and not of long-term concern. Florida will kick off its fall training camp on Wednesday.
>The injury marks Lagway's latest offseason ailment, as he has nursed a hurt throwing shoulder and a previously undisclosed lower-body injury, which was revealed to be a "hernia-type issue" that dated back to his high school career by ESPN commentator and former UF wide receiver Chris Doering, this year.
>https://247sports.com/college/florida/article/florida-gators-football-dj-lagway-dealing-with-lower-body-injury-252041727/ (dated 36 minutes ago)

slay

>Lagway has a lower leg injury now to add to his sports hernia and throwing shoulder injury
Alright Tennessee, Louisville fans, tell me about Harrison Bailey

>>150006396
What exactly did she say?

>Japfag will disappear after week 3
gonna be a good season

>>150006556
Stay forever mad

>image for ants
>some irrelevant sport
jej

>>150006547
She said profession women's basketball has no place in /cfb/ threads.

>>150006599
let me get you some tissues

>>150006614
yea isn’t there a wnba thread for anon to post that in?

>>150005338
Boise is not making the playoffs. Theres like 20 teams vying for that single spot

>>150005884
You're way undershooting.

They're going 8-4.

For me its north Carolina's football coach, bill belicheck The best football coach of all time

>>150006880
Is it really this easy to fleece auburn homers...some might say its too easy

>>149997568
>I regret to inform you that due to my buck being broken, I'm am taking an indefinite absence from the program
Dude is a coward and can't handle not being #1 after all that shit he talked before the Colorado job.

>>150006832
Who do you think gets the G5 seed this year?

>>150006832
*64 teams

14 in the American
14 in the Sun Belt
12 in the Mountain West
12 in the MAC (Akron ineligible)
10 in C-USA (Delaware + Missouri State ineligible)
2 in the Pac-12

And this is assuming that the Big 12 Champion isn't complete ass (bold assumption).

>>150006896
Nah, they just have more accurate numbers than you anon.

>>150006918
In Dan Mullen we trust

>>150006925
44 of these teams have zero shot be honest.

>>150006469
Harrison Bailey is still in college? Jesus Christ.

>>150006469
He couldn't land the starting job at Tennessee, UNLV or Louisville. Is there really anything else to know about him?

Coach Urinate

Feelin good about this year.

god why couldn't this have been me

>>150008009
lmao

A month from today is the opening Thursday of week 1

FOUR LETTERS
ONE WORD
UH UH
SDSU

Coach Cancer

>>149996207 (OP)
How is Texas going to choke this season?

>>150010118
This chud bitch can go straight to hell.

>>150005650
Imagine not knowing how a circle works.

>150006676
>150006569
>apehoop

>>150006891
Losing record without Brady on two teams. Let’s see if he can make it three.

>>150007737
Pretty soon I’m going to make a troll image showing how, since 2009, all white Alabama QBs have won natties while all black Alabama QBs have failed to win natties (might do a half trophy from Hurts). Might need you guys’ help on this to make it perfect. It has the potential to piss a lot of people off.

>>150010877
Hurts deserves some credit, despite Tua getting them over the finish line. Still, the absolute state of...
>black QBs

>>150007717
For such a mountainous area, VT girls are quite flat.

>>150010260
Imagine using a board where you don't understand local traditions and culture, so you keep doubling down on your retardation instead of lurking long enough to understand why your every post is stupider than the one before. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine because you keep doing that. Go back to whatever shit hole you crawled out of. Your every post advertises just how much of a newfag you are.

>>150010877
>ynr Jacob Coker

>>150001651
the 1st time I watched them I thought my totally legal and safe stream had some boradcasting issues

>>150007704
>>150007711
>>150007717
>>150011608
Hokie Hoes are all ugly, go Dukes

>>150005497
Yep. Started last year.

Oregon picked the Rose
Georgia picked the Sugar (don't know why, they're next to Atlanta)
Boise State picked the Fiesta
Arizona State "picked" the Peach (only option left)

This year the 4 bowl games are Rose, Sugar, Cotton, and Orange.

>>150013438
They don't choose them. They are assigned based on tradition and location. That's why the SEC team went to the Sugar Bowl.
>The CFP selection committee will assign the four highest-ranked schools to Playoff Quarterfinals hosted by bowls. This will be done in consideration of historic bowl relationships, then in consideration of rankings. For example, if the Sugar Bowl hosts a Playoff Quarterfinal and an SEC school is ranked No. 1 and a Big 12 schools is ranked No. 3, the SEC school would be assigned to the Sugar Bowl and the Big 12 school would be assigned elsewhere.

>Only 10 of 136 FBS programs did not schedule a FCS indent this season
>Colorado, Michigan, Notre Dame, Sam Houston, Stanford, Texas, Tulane, UCLA, USC, and Wisconsin
Grim

>>150013656
>indent
Opponent

>>150002700
>For bathrooms you have to walk to the adjacent basketball arena.
Oh that is fucking grim

>>150013656
Half of those teams would benefit from scheduling an FCS school as they're likely missing bowl games.

What's next for Lincoln Riley after he gets fired this year?

>>150014180
Finna NFL probably, I'm sure he can squeeze an ungodly contract out of the cowboys even if he doesn't win a game this season.

>>150013656
Obviously /cfb/ isn't one person but it's funny how much 'fcs=SOLV SOLV SOLV' we get here but also butthurt over FBS teams keeping FCS athletic departments alive through money games.

>>150014180
Big 10 Network as an analyst

>>150014180
He won't because that would disintegrate USC's recruiting class, which is on pace to finish 1st or 2nd. Even if he does get fired he could easily get a NFL OC job or another CFB HC job.

for me its the MAC

>>150014567
>Late November
>Night game?
>Big Ten: Fuck no, noon kickoff!
>MAC: Yes, bring me more!

re: a conversation i had here on sunday
so the deion threat still looms over the browns, unless jimmy is going for a long two-year tank

>>150014798
>wouldn't let Eli play for the chargers
>just send Arch to the Factory of Sadness with a meme coach
Why do people buy into Cowherd stories?

>>150014798
>arch27

>>149996207 (OP)
Do we have one of those AIs with them kissing?

does anyone at Bama trust DeBoer? I feel another fiasco for him

>>150015191
DeBoer isn't being analyzed by fans as much as you'd expect because bammers don't want to admit that Saban isn't still their coach. If DeBoer can get them into the playoff, the delusion can continue. If not, expect fans to start acting like a child who just learned the truth about Santa Claus.

Some of the biggest play in /cfb/ but announced by the loser's radio crew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rninoLDPo8

>>150015045
as in the 2027 draft

>>150015263
This first part is false. DeBoer gets a pass last year with Radio at QB. The second part makes no sense, playoff is expected. No one thinks DeBoer is Saban so what is this delusion you're speaking of?

>>150015191
Bama is happy with DeBoer.
He's a great pull for following Saban, a difficult position that a lot of serious coaches would not have touched.

General consensus is that DeBoer's technical offense he showed at Washington was fundamentally incompatible with Milroe, mostly too dumb and too many behavioral issues.
We're hoping Ty, a white QB who has put in his dues, will be prepared to step into that with DeBoer who has his OC from Washington back as well.

The snub last year was obviously a product of the historical butthurt the program has afflicted upon College Football for the last 15ish years.
SEC is definitely top heavy so its not an easy road, but this is DeBoer's year to show what he can do.
And if he's a fluke, then we'll be bummed, but honestly some of us were prepared for a lot darker times than this.

Paul is live

>>149996224
Move in day for my apartment isn't until the 15th so I'm still back home. Most slampigs are probably the same unless they had summer classes.

>>150001686
>>150001789
Born to MAC

>>150011619
lol got u

>>150014567
>>150014658
love me some maction

>>150002176
That moment when she went o hug him but remembered he is a fat cow.

Roll Tide

>>150011619
"Look at me! I'm going to show everyone that Ive been on 4chan for 5mins!"
Thank god summer is almost over and you'll be back in algebra class.

>>150007717
I'm sure dad's credit card can buy better beer.

>>150017596
Pretending to be retarded is itself retarded. Don't know why you think that's something to brag about.

>>149996468
>Pranking out-of-towners by telling them Satchel's Pizza is good
>The hero that puts this sign in the SW stadium every game
>Never retiring numbers - Graham Mertz got to wear #15
>Calling opponents Gator Bait no matter how much our president whines
>We named FSU's football field after Ron Zook

>>150017764
the dude would choke the life out of you with those fucking mitts. have some respect.

r8

>>149996207 (OP)
>A Fucking Shoe
Will UF ever recover from this? It's truly incredible how the entire program fell apart almost immediately after the Personal Foul was called.

>>150005338
>Brian Kelly
>Making the CFP
>Not choking a CFP berth away in hilarious fashion
Can't take the rest of this post seriously because of that alone.

>>150007737
As am I anon

>>150021407
ironically basically every big team can go bowling because there's so many fucking teams that they'll never play each other routinely and thus can round robin themselves to winning records

>>150022638
It would be interesting to see a conference schedule that's changed each season based on the previous season's records where the goal is to "even" out the difficulty, meaning no one would get more than a couple of the most difficult teams on their schedule but also no one would get all creampuffs either.
Doubt any conference would go 100% on that since it would get in the way of not letting twenty years go by without playing certain conference mates. And of course rivalries would have to be protected but that could be accommodated by starting the schedule with rivalries in place and then adjusting everything else around them to normalize the difficulty.

>>150022857
1. The B10's goal is to ensure their big legacy brands get a free ride into the playoffs, plus maybe one or two wildcard teams per year to make it seem like there's some parity that doesn't exist. They have no incentive to make difficulty-balanced schedules that fuck them out of the playoff spots. Which is why...
2. The B10 wants AQ spots for their teams so they can throw whatever bullshit and always have the lion's share of playoff tickets. But even still, they have no reason to punish Ohio State or Michigan with a gauntlet when they generate the most revenue by far in their conference. They would rather secure spots in the playoff for their golden gooses than let some interloping teams take over and mess up the money pile.

In fact, the only two real conferences that will exist in 2026 are the PAC-12 and Mountain West, as they have true conference schedules that have feature every team playing one another and thus declaring a real conference champion.

Oy Gevalt!

>>150022491
Turns out, Dan Mullen can't manage a football program but he was great at hiding off-field issues by winning games. The shoe throw was just the first piece of duct tape to break. Now we have the opposite problem - a solid football team with a coach who won't admit his offensive play calling doesn't work at this level.

Could be worse, I heard there's another school in Florida that's only good at women's soccer.

>CTE victim goes nuts, shoots people
>Player with multiple concussions quits team right before the season
>Is going to dental school instead of playing more football
Based?

>>150023732
Football?

>>150024311
Football is so much fun to watch but I often wonder why anybody plays it. Good on him for getting out while his brain and knees still work.

>>150024311
>buffalo
>running back
>white
he was never seeing the field anyways

I think ultimately Memephis goes to the PAC12 anyway
>ACC would rather pick USF, UCONN, Tulane over memphis
>B12 wants to pick off ACC schools or stand pat if the ACC retains enough value to be viable
>American will inevitably suck harder once call-ups are made
So they'll probably put football in the PAC and then all other sports in the Big East, nobody else will want them.

>>150005948
>Loading up on strong opponents for big TV money
>Gators miss the playoffs because Billy's offense relies on one man being healthy and way better than his peers
>We now have enough money for Billy Napier's buyout
>Look what happened to Clemson and Alabama when they fired Billy Napier to see what happens next

Gators playing chess not checkers.

>>150005338
God I fucking hate the playoff so much it's unreal.

>>149996880
This looks horrible
>Mack Rhoades (Chair) – Vice President & Director of Athletics, Baylor University
IME, Athletic Directors don't know shit about ball. They're just politicians. The ones that are former coaches are okay though.
>Mark Dantonio – Former Head Coach, Michigan State & Cincinnati
This is good news, cool to see him here.
>Damon Evans – Athletics Director, University of Maryland
Another AD.
>Ivan Maisel – Former Sportswriter (ESPN, Sports Illustrated, On3, etc.)
FUCK journos
>Chris Massaro – Athletics Director, Middle Tennessee State University
Fucking hell another AD
>Wesley Walls – Former All-American Tight End, Ole Miss / NFL Pro Bowler
Finally, a former D1 player.
>Steve Wieberg – Former USA TODAY Journalist, Former CFP Committee Member
FUCK journos
>Chris Ault – Former Head Coach & Athletics Director, University of Nevada
Cool, former HC
>Randall McDaniel – Former All-American Offensive Lineman, Arizona State University
Cool
>Mike Riley – Former Head Coach, Oregon State & Nebraska
Cool
>David Sayler – Athletics Director, Miami University (Ohio)
Nah
>Carla Williams – Athletics Director, University of Virginia
Definitely not, holes should be immediately disqualified from the Committee
>Hunter Yurachek – Athletics Director, University of Arkansas
Nah

5/13, not a good Committee. Fuck this shit, just bring back the 4-team field + BCS or Sagarin rankings. This has reached peak gay levels, women, journalists, and dick sucking ADs picking the field.

>>150025712
The Big 12 is a bit of a wild card due to Yormark being convinced that college basketball is heavily undervalued and he can unlock that through expansion. Even at schools like Kentucky, football pays the bills. He wants to change that. The recent decline in the NBA's fan interest isn't a good sign for the future of basketball but that could also be due to that league being poorly run than a real decline in interest in the sport.

>>150026682
CBB is undervalued, but not quite the way Yormark makes it out. It's undervalued because the NCAA signed a very long, below market value deal for March Madness. That's what generates most of CBB's revenue. The NCAA also takes a huge slice of MMbux off the top to fund themselves. When that deal expires in a few years it's very likely the power conferences tell the NCAA to get fucked and take control of the tournament themselves. Signing a better deal and cutting out the NCAA middleman would be a huge boost to CBB revenue.

>>150026682
College Soccer if they got organized properly and more formally with mls along with pushing exposure have the most future upside as half the kids are now ranjeet, pedro, and wu who are at massive disadvantage to play bb or football against jamal and chad. Bb long term looks grim.

Bring it back.

>>150029021
Bring it back.

>>150029021
not so fast my friend

>>150029251
That's what the Big East was for.

>>150029251
>>150029266
An eastern football conference was originally Paterno's idea but Pitt ruined everything because they wanted to join the Big East for basketball

Are you down with PCC?

>>150029300
Interesting that the Big East didn't want to add football but then later decided, "Hey, let's add football", which turned into the AAC divorce.
I suspect that had the Big Ten not expanded, sooner or later the ACC would have invited Penn State in as media deals started becoming a big deal that indies were going to miss out on, especially when the CFA fell apart.

Roll Tide

>>150029537
DO NOT POST THE TENNESSEE GIRL. YOU WILL RECEIVE A BAN(ON REDDIT)

>>150029906
It was funny seeing them meltdown over a couple of frames of blurry pixels.

>>150029906
oopsie

>>150029537
>>150029953
>>150029970

>>149996880
>>150003685
Damon is the new AD at SMU
We are literally buying a championship within the next year or two and there is nothing anyone can do besides cry about it

Why does the SEC have the sexiest female fans?

>>150002176
absolutely based
tubby was locked in and never even quivered

>>150029332
swap Montana or idaho for Portland St and UNLV/UNR

>>150029953
>>150029970

>>150032316
I can't go back and change time, anon.

>Be Hugh Freeze
>Half the fanbase hates you for being a degenerate pervert
>Half your defenders are angry you spent the off-season playing golf instead of prepping for the season
>What do?
>Make jokes about needing "length and girth" at your pre-season press conference
Dude is in it for the buyout. No question about that.

JMU will go undefeated and easily clinch the CFP bid

>>150035489
10/10 opinion. The only games I'm really worried about are Washington State and Louisville. App State is always a problem so I'd throw them in too.

>>150032614
theres no fucking way arch manning delivers

my alma mater doesn't have a football team so i chose lsu because purple is my favorite color.

>>150035791
Arch is going to have a Cam Newton year, bring Texas a natty and then fuck off to the pros with a Heisman in his bag. It's simply not cosmologically possible for a Manning to not succeed.

>>150036716
thats actually fine, just dont tell anybody

>>150036716
Are you a prostitute?

SEC Power! LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwCeC14uSv8

>>150036863
there are people posting here that werent even born yet

>>150037275
West Virginia's coach then is West Virginia's coach now.

>>150037443
congrats?

>>150037464
Save that for January 19th, when the University of West Virginia Mountaineers are crowned /cfb/ national champions.

>>150036716
Why didn’t you choose northwestern you fucking coward

>>150036863
>SEC wins next 7 national championships
>after two year gap SEC wins 6 of the next 8 national championships
>team that won that year is now in the SEC

>>150037573
he picked a whiter school

woody was right to punch that colored fella in the throat no need to pologize for it fucc clemson i always say

>>150013020
>James Madison Dykes
>school named after the manlet president
hard no

>>150037869
Whadusay?

Worst thread this summer.

>>150039039
ESPN has announced the /cfb/ anthem for 2025.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxUGEh_Vclg

Breaking: Trump says him and his council will FIX College football and bring back sovl! No more trading players like playing cards

>>150039932
Just make them sit out a year again. If that's too harsh, then make it so if they transfer after one year with a team, then they must give back the NIL money.

>>150040116
that's not going to stop schools with loadsamoney from stocking the bench with talent and keeping talent away from rivals

>>150040172
It's to disincentivize players from transferring every year. I can guarantee most of those kids spend through most of the NIL money within the first year. So if you make them give it back, they'll be fucked.

>>150040242
that's retarded and you'll end up unionizing athletes

>>150040242
Again, this does nothing to stop movement if the new school just picks up the tab. That's exactly how coaching contracts work. When they get poached those buyouts are paid by the new employer, not the coach.

>>150039905
/cfb/ announces /cfb/ anthem: https://youtu.be/rUohIpYMnKg?si=lFBxHOzWEmJW-dGQ

>>150040270
That's going to happen anyway with the P4 at least.

>>150040404
P2, you mean. The playoff system is designed to move to a two conference format akin to the NFL system. All that’s happening right now is left behinds jockeying for admission.

>>150040464
I've been in favor of a P/G split for years now. Whatever gets it there faster is okay by me. At least with G5 games, I don't instantly wonder how it's going to be rigged.

>>150040506
I would be in favor of this, but the B12 needs to be raided again and the ACC partitioning needs to get done already. Let the SEC take whatever they want from the ACC, send Kansas and some Arizona school or coloredado to the B1G, then be done with it.

>>150040281
Is this the white man's year with the Saints? Their other QBs are Jake Haener and Tyler Shough.

If conferences were anime girl archetypes:
>B1G
Ojou-sama with servants DOOOOOOO HO HO HO HO HO HO all day
>SEC
Tomboy childhood friend who NTRs said childhood friend with the popular guy, acts surprised when childhood friend complains about this
>ACC
Head of disciplinary committee who secretly exposes herself in public late at night
>PAC
Poor girl trying her best and wants everyone to get along, very poor, wears cheap panties, bra doesn’t fit, doesn’t need a bra because flat
>Big12
Tsundere lesbian only there for fan service, never shows her tits

>>150026550
both of those "journos" are jews

>>150041268
Doesn't surprise me

>>150041041
You need Jesus.

Call Paul

>>150040989
>Is this the white man's year with the Saints? Their other QBs are Jake Haener and Tyler Shough.

>>149996224
Why the fuck did I go to a liberal arts colleges instead of a poorly ranked state school full of slampigs? I could have been making bacon every damn weekend

>>150042734
what the fuck is a liberal arts school? I'm assuming 90% of the time its a nobody assuming they are a somebody bc they went to a literal who school

>>150042824
>what the fuck is a liberal arts school?
Low human capital tier question

>>150004405
8 current/former ACC schools in this image

>>150043467
t. the nobody who thinks they are somebody

>>150036716
mine doesnt either so I kept rooting for the team I supported since 2004. Then I transferred and support my Big sky team

>>150041041
>pac 12
narcissistic and ruins everyone else's(internal time) so nobody gets a bowl berth

Guess how many White players were interviewed for the Nothing But A Winner Bama movie.

x.com/ESPNPR/status/1950976699803357547

ESPN announces 2025 anthem is a machine gun kelly song. I think its a pretty good vid and song, but reddit is frothing at the mouth about "oh jeez why this guy ugh yikes" etc

I dont know anything about this guy or his music but Ibcan only assume he must. have done or said something 0.1% right of far left communist ideologies. Usually is the case when those types act like that

>>150045180
I think it's this
>Baker's feud with Eminem began on May 7, 2012, when he wrote a tweet saying that Eminem's daughter Hailie was "hot as fuck"; he was 22 and she was 16 at the time.
>In January 2022, fans speculated the feud would reignite after TikToker Hannah Neuman (@unluckyp1ckle) resurfaced a 2013 interview with Fuse.tv, wherein a then 23 year old Baker said he had a crush on an underage Kendall Jenner and wouldn't wait until she was 18 to pursue her.[122][123] Baker continued the interview by praising other celebrities like Robert Plant and Axl Rose for their relationships with a 14 and 16 year old girl, respectively, prompting commenters to spotlight Baker's past comments about Hailie once again.

>>150037869
hate immigrants
hate the Dems
hate The South
hate Michigan
luv my Buckeyes (beer)
luv my Buckeyes (candy)
luv my Buckeyes (team)
luv my Buckeyes (state)
simple as

>>150041041
>Tomboy childhood friend who NTRs said childhood friend with the popular guy, acts surprised when childhood friend complains about this
i hate you

>>150041041
>PAC-2

>>149996207 (OP)
Guys im losing all passion for this sport, what is this boring ass season of games, gosh dang.

Oregon plays mtst zzzz, okst zzzzz, did I ever want this team to play Northwestern? No. PSU on the road is hype I guess. Indiana wtf zzzz, Rutgers really dawg, Iowa and Minnesota snooze festivities, at least ending on USC and Washington.
I also got into Arizona teams from my brother dude it’s a joke, didn’t ASU almost beat Texas in a playoff game? What the hell is this strength of schedule it’s not even fun. They could go undefeated and I might barely care. Arizona is so lame but might get 8 wins. Where are the dam marquee matchups? Damn this year was so tedious and exhausting overall. Fuck Trump

>>149996207 (OP)
Stanford has hired the former Nike CEO as their new Athletic Director.
https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/45875355/stanford-hiring-former-nike-ceo-john-donahoe-ad

>>150045973
The guy who killed their tennis shoe brand identity? Do you know how hard it is to lose money on shoe sales? You can make them for $20 and sell for $500 because its purple and has some players name on it. He couldn't even do that right.

>>150047860
Phil Knight sent him in to sabotage Stanford. This of course would have made more sense back when they were both in the PAC12 together and Stanford was actually good. Still, got to think that Phil is having a sensible chuckle over Stanford hiring the guy.

>>150036716
My alma mater is bad at football most years. Yet I keep coming back for more.

>>150047860
Seems like the perfect guy if you've ever seen the Stanford mascot

>people are starting to get delusional already for game 1

gonna be great

I studied and got good grades and stayed out of trouble and now I make PDFs for a living.

>>150050293
Everybody is in the same boat.

>>150050293
I studied and got meh grades at a meh school and stayed out of trouble and now I make spreadsheets for a living with a very easy, highly paid remote job that gives me a semi-NEET lifestyle. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>150037869
Charlie Bauman was white, dimwit.

>>150005948
>Lagway already out of his walking boot

At this point, I'm convinced the Gators are playing practical jokes on the fans.

BJ Faggay of The Whorida Gaytards

>>150050426
what do you do?
i worked in ai, and now I can't get a job

>>150045316
How long before you dumbasses are calling for Ryan Day to be fired again?

>>150051339
HAHAHA well deserved faggot

>>150051372
I mean, they can already automate spreadsheet work easier than software work.
You're not any better off.

>>150050293
I didn’t study, partied all the time, got arrested a few times, now I’m a PhD candidate at an AAU school. I’m White btw

>>150051339
I calculate and negotiate insurance prices. Not sure how AI will affect my job but hopefully the negotiation portion gives it enough of a human element to hold off AI. That's what keeps my job safe from Pajeets. Companies don't want to deal with somebody who sounds like a tech support scam call when deciding which insurance policies to purchase.

>>150051383
AI is too retarded to accomplish this

The UGA-Georgia Tech game and UGA-Florida game are both being moved to Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. The games will be played under the name the Invesco QQQ Atlanta Gridiron Classic. Atlanta is the headquarters for Invesco QQQ.

>>150051432
It's not. I assure you.
In their current state, if they never improved or gained complexity ever again, current LLMs could absolutely do your job with specialized training.
They just dont think its worth the resources to specially train, because a new generalized model might be able to do it within a few years without that cost.

>>150051476
They don’t do it because there’s a 99% chance it will hallucinate something retarded and cost the company billions of dollars

>>150051529
How many humans do you think they need to employ to validate the results?
Would you say more or less than they need without the ai?

>>150051435
To be clear, this is one game per year. This season it will be the Georgia-Georgia Tech game. Next year it will be Georgia-Florida. The gimmick is that each year it will be a rivalry game but instead of played in its traditional location, it will be played in a soulless NFL stadium instead. Maybe in 2027, it'll be the Apple Cup played in downtown Atlanta.

>dual threat quarterback
>promising young athlete
>sleeper
>quick in the pocket
>real deal
>huge potential
>killer speed
>huge energy
>mature young man
>gives back to the community
>natural prodigy
>great awareness

>>150051762
Florida-Georgia has been played in the Jaguars stadium for decades.It's under renovation right now.

>>150051432
AI/LLM is too retarded to make Excel formulas and it craps out entirely when I try to get it to automate SPSS work.

>>150051824
The Sun rises in the east. Sometimes it's cloudy.

>mfw my job is at the right intersection of creative and physical to probably outlast AI for long enough for me to make it to whatever approximates retirement in the future
and my team sucks ass, too

>>150052314
If you’re a millennial or younger, you aren’t going to retire.

Something else that has been kind of going to shit the last few years is the college football media. It's basically FOX (Big10) and ABC/ESPN (SEC) who have the most people associated with them and those media people just suck dick for the conference they're aligned with. Also, each employ one token guy associated with the other conference to be the "hey come on now guys" guy. I mean that's fine, but when you watch shows it's totally predictable as to what is going to be said. So what's the point? It's basically like political shows on Fox News and CNN at this point.

>>150051393
travel basketball teams have schools now? crazy.

>AI
>muh profession
>muh college experience
>3 year old played out muh white man jokes
>purple is muh favorite heckin color

Jesus Christ get me to kick off before I off myself.

>FSU qb talked shit about Bama

why do they do this

>>150052727
Vanderbilt dropped 40 on them last season, they 100% deserve to get shittalked.

>>150052814
quality loss

>>150052814
>100% deserve to get shittalked.
sure, but not by someone associated with FSU

>>150052582
Fox = Blue state football
Disney (ESPN) = Red state football
Strange how that happened.

Call Paul

>>150051352
mid-season

>>150052909
FSpoo is basically the ACC equivalent of Vandy atp. Also, let's not forget that Gus Malzahn will be their playcaller, and he has a great track record against Bama.

>Penn State non-conference: Nevada, Florida International and Villanova, all at home
>Indiana non-conference: Old Dominion, Kennesaw State and Indiana State
So this is what it means to be P2

>>150054730
They'll schedule shit like this for their noncons, play Purdue & Northwestern then pretend like their 9 conference game schedule means anything fukken lmao

>>150054730
Also
Maryland: FAU, NIU, Towson, all at home
Rutgers: Ohio, Miami(OH), Norfolk State, all at home

You know I like my chicken fried

Hats off to 1946 Miami for almost pulling off the upset.

>>150054730
The way you point out that they're all at home makes me think you're new to college football.

>>150051352
When they lose the Illibuck.

>>150055552
Based friday night poster

been posting in /hoc/ all offseason

Which preseason top 10 team is finishing unranked this season?

>>150059536
has the AP released a preseason top 25 yet? all the websites i looked at had different teams in their rankings. ESPN had BYU at #10.

>>149996207 (OP)
Realistically would Saban still be coaching now if:
>1. the sport didn't go down the shithole of NIL and 18 year olds demanding 5 bajillion dollars
>2. He wasn't going to be stuck with another year of one of the worst QBs I've seen keep the starting job at an elite football program in Jalen Mildew

Do you still think he would have retired? I don't think he liked any of the NIL shit, I think Kirby Smart might make the NFL jump soon too for this reason.

>>150059660
Probably. I wouldn't want to deal with this cluster of wild west money and transfer rules for the next 5 years either.

Hello, this is your reminder that the University of California is in the Atlantic Coast Conference.
Have a nice day

>>150058467
Faggot club is three doors down.

>>150015588
>>150015191
most people trust Deboer, and there's really no reason not to. He took a pretty bad Alabama team (other teams ransacked their transfer portal after saban left) and almost made a 12 team playoff with wins against Georgia and on the road at LSU. And he somehow did all this with Jalen Milroe running the offense. Honestly he should get the Nobel Prize.

>>150059536
Alabama

Would you attend college in a large, decaying city?

>>150063081
The more detached the college is from a major city the better. Preferably the student population should be 1/3 of the cities population or higher.
I can't imagine how much harder dating and banging college peers is in cities like miami, nyc, or LA when your a broke college dude competing against guys with boats, you literally cannot compete

>>150063389
Brother I went to a major university in a town with less than 100k people and I still had the same damn problem. Rich chads are everywhere and the 10/10 sluts, slampigs, and qt mids will always gravitate towards them. Yes, some schools have a higher concentration like UMiami and USC, but they still go to the ones with a lesser reputation for wealth.

Older anons will remember a couple of decades ago when /cfb/ went through a hysteria over students drinking, with several trophies retired and rivalry names changed because they were considered to promote the consumption of alcohol.
Now even most SEC schools sell booze in their stadiums (no longer restricted to luxury boxes) and some schools are even marketing with alcohol companies by licensing their logos. Can we get the trophies and rivalry names back?

>>150063596
I went to a directional school that had 20k city population and 15k student population. An hour from any major metro.
There was no late 20's early 30's chads lurking about, if you were still there you were a prof or dropped out to work at the casino. Been 15 years and my roommate from college is still bartending at that casino

Most annoying SEC fans
16. Vandy
15. Mizzou
14. Mississippi State
13. Arkansas
12. Kentucky
11. Oklahoma
10. Auburn
9. South Carolina
8. Ole Miss
7. Faggies
6. Florida
5. Georgia
4. LSU
3. Tennessee
2. Texas
1. Alabama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16ZlBgrNhTA

>>150067269
>bearded bald šöyboy
Opinions discarded, poster disregarded.

>>150067269
Terrible list. Whoever made this clearly just went by who's been good lately and put them at the top and isn't familiar with the SEC culture.
Nigzou, clangers and barners need to be way higher up.

>>150036863
ACC Power! LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htjqc8w4shE

>>150067737
He does seem to be one of those effete faux intellectuals who insert themselves into situations and discussions where they are unwanted.

>>150067861
Living near Tuscaloosa makes people weird.

>>150067861
looks like he wandered into ram ranch

>>150067926
Wdym I haven't fucked my sister once since I moved here

>>150067269
They hate us because they ain't us. Alabama is the center of college football. You might find that annoying but it's simple reality.

>>150067269
1. lsu
2. arky
3. blowyou
4. jawja
5. university of delhi at texas
6. bama
7. tennysee
8. ass2mouth
9. who cares
10. florida i guess

>>150059536
I just feel like Pedo State is gonna faceplant, no reason in particular

>>150059834
And he lost to Vanderbilt and bad Oklahoma & Tennessee teams.

>>150068818
You lost to New Mexico State and haven't been to a bowl in forever.

>>150068762
Penn State will do the same thing they always do, beat the shitters and lose to the good teams. They are for sure losing a 17-9 slurper at Ohio State. They might beat Oregon. It's at home, Oregon is losing a lot from last year, they finally get their night time whiteout meme game and they will be coming off a bye week while Oregon is playing Oregon State the previous week.

>>150001651
Fox originally wanted to put the Panthers at that stadium but wasn't willing to broadcast from a gray field. Fox offered to absorb the cost of replacing the field with green turf but Eastern Michigan's AD at the time, Heather Lyke, refused. She went on to ruin athletics at Pitt and Eastern Michigan has a different AD so the school might be more open to working with the UFL on the issue of the field color. It sounds like the UFL really wants to find a way to stay in Michigan but most of the other options available now have their own issues. According to Eastern Michigan's current AD, no one from the league or the team have reached out yet to discussion options.

>#9 MaxPreps HS QB is comitted to Kentucky
Please don't pick somewhere else or transfer at any point. Kentucky hasn't had a good QB in forever. No, Will Levis was never good, he was ass even in college.

>>150069293
what's her problem?

>>150069352
She was mainly interested in women's sports. At Pitt she spent a quarter of billion dollars on a new facility for non-revenue sports, which are mostly women's sports. She said donors would pay for it but was only able to raise something like 5% of the cost.
Wouldn't be surprised if it was the same at EMU, with a focus on things other than football. Not sure if the USFL stuff is correct because she left EMU in 2017 but maybe Fox was already scouting locations that early. If so, they should have come back after she left for another negotiation.
Regardless of who is responsible, it's crazy that they're missing on out the opportunity to get an extra million dollars per year hosting the UFL team. This assumes $200k per game, which would be only 40% of what Ford Field charges. For a MAC school, that would be a lot of extra income. Plus the school would get a lot of free publicity by simply having its stadium name in the news during the UFL season.

>>150069331
The only Kentucky QB I can remember was the one who was a giant. Don't remember if he was good or not, just that he was comically large.

>>150069352
She was a softball player at Michigan during a period where the football team won the Big Ten every single year she was there. Imagine what the softball facilities were like in the late 80s/early 90s and how little attention they got compared to the football team. She likely has a huge chip on her shoulder over it and vowed to push women's sports like softball if she ever got to be in charge.

>>150069741
would do her tho

>>150069741
They were probably top notch compared to many other programs. Every school that has a money-making football team has great facilities for all the other bullshit. It's why you see students from football schools winning olympic medals all the time.

>>150069843
Probably but this is woman logic. Think about how every WNBA player hates Caitlin Clark, the only one bringing attention to their sport. The football team was her Caitlin Clark.

>>150069918
I shan't deign to think about how women think. Fact of the matter is that she likely had some of the best facilities in the world.

>>150069843
1980s, not today.

>>150069952
Even in the 80s they were probably objectively amazing.

>>150069644
Hefty Lefty was their last good QB and before him Tim Couch. People clowned on Lorenzen's size, but dude could throw and move impressively well for his size.

It's potato quality but good enough to see they were basically playing on a dirt lot with some benches. University spending on facilities for Title IX sports didn't go beyond token amounts until recently. In the 1980s, no one gave a shit other than courts. The schools did the minimum they could get away with.

>>150069958
Surely you have photos of these fancy softball facilities at Michigan in the 1980s.

>>150070086
They got a brand new one in 1982.

>>150070204
>get new softball field just for softball
>don't have to share with the baseball team ever again, a rarity in the 1980s, a true testament to the financial power of Michigan athletics
>it doesn't seat 15K
>nobody shows up to watch you play anyway
>get mad about it
>destroy men's athletic programs every chance you get
Women be like that.

>>150068939
what even happened to Auburn? The last 5 years I just kind of forgot Auburn even existed. They used to get meme wins against Alabama but even that has completely died out too.

>>150070069
>no year
>no link
>no results reverse searching
Try again.

From now on all images should be sourced in APA format.

Just graduated from DeVry this past spring. I'm guessing I should be become an Alabama or Ohio State fan? Looking for suggestions.

>>150054730
Kennesaw st are /our Dawgs/

>>150070634
No, you should be a DeVry fan.

>>150063081
pittsburgh is very comfy, you cant suffer there(unless youre in oakland, I guess)

So does every fan base start to get high on their own supply and believe their team is amazing at this point of pre season practicing? For me I have found a huge increase in optimism vs just like a month ago.

>>150068939
I'm not a fucking barner lmao

>>150070634
Consult the chart

>>150071466
why on earth would someone bandwagon duke football

Reminder that Pedo St and Texass were both gifted hilariously easy paths to the semifinal round and were both fraudulent teams that belonged in meme bowls.

>>150071477
Danny Dimes energy

>>150071483
Quite wrong. Just because they lost doesn’t mean they were frauds. That Texas team had like 12 NFL drafts

>>150071477
Some teams are on that list because they are big-name teams with a big local fanbase. Other teams are on that list because they don't accept many students and the ones they do are le too smart to follow sports.

>>150071719
No, they were both clearly frauds that had weak regular season schedules and drew the easiest campus and quarterfinal games.
>muh draft talent
Doesn't mean shit. They needed the refs to help them beat ASU lmao

>>150071917
I diagnose you with incurable low iq

>>150070282
They should of kept bama out of playsoffs in 2023 but mildoo made a 4 and 31 memechuck for a tuddie

>>150071466
I would bet a majority of the teams in the P4 fit this profile. Do you think someone like Purdue is filling their stadium with majority alumni?

>>150072653
The majority is usually students at every college stadium, you would know this had you actually gone to college.

>>150071477
Apparently by cfb troll so putting basketball schools on the list is the epic part.

>>150072754
I went to a school with a 100,000+ stadium capacity though.

Sooners will make the ploffs this year.

>>150073007
Then you're a newfag and your opinions are worth shit and piss.

>>150072754
at P4 schools? I don't know about that anon. might want to check your math.

>>150073132
100K+ seating didn't exist at the university level until relatively recently. If your school had 100K seats while you were there, you're a newfag. Simple as. Newfags should lurk moar and keep quiet or post unofficial transcripts with graduation dates.

>>150073177
>Michigan Stadium has had a capacity of over 100,000 since November 8, 1975, when it hosted its first home game with a crowd exceeding 100,000 fans. This streak has continued for more than 300 consecutive games.

>>150073210
>he believes shitagain lies
It didn't officially hit 100K+ until the 2010s. Post transcripts proving you went there.

>>150073248
I actually hate michigan.

>>150073101
lol
haha even

Word on the Plains is that the QB play has been so bad that Sleeze has had to massively tone down the defense just so Arnold can build some confidence
Dark times ahead at Jurdan-Hair

Found out today that the "It just means more" girl is the same one who sometimes would work in sets with us at the Student Activities Center in the late 90s. Now she's on tv and in movies and I'm on 4chan.
>>150073421
Dark times would be if he won just enough games to save his job. Freeze is garbage in every way it's possible to be garbage. The sooner we scrape that shit off our boots and move on, the better.

>>150073392
don't laugh at me its true

>>150072754
Not even close. I would estimate my P4 alma mater's stadium is about 15-20% student section. This is a big state school that sells out most games.

Don't mind me, just posting a kino gameday photo here

Is everyone ready for the propaganda to start hitting hard this week? This is usually when you start hearing the absolute retarded shit from the camps. "Watch out for Kentucky this year!" "Purdue has the pieces, I'm telling you! If they execute watch out."

>>149997104
Lol the past few selections left out higher ratings teams.in favor of lower ones.

>>150051425
>calculate and negotiate insurance prices
You work in organizing data points, AI will absolutely replace you at some point, probably within a year or two.

>>150051831
AI language models are already replacing coders, I'm pretty sure it can handle excel

>>150076383
>He's in the best shape of his life

>>150002556
You’ll probably be having a bath mate.

when you wake up Sunday morning knowing you have to wait another whole day before you can Call Paul

>>150078043
biz-idea: Call Paul ai-bot

>>150076593
Yep. Just like ten years ago truck drivers were replaced by self driving vehicles.

>>150073421
It's weird how much the media loves licking Freeze's balls. No idea why they do it and I'm sure the moment he gets fired, they'll all claim to have known he's a shitty coach, but for now this type of shit gets churned out. Maybe it's just to get clicks from being controversial. Seems like a stupid thing to want to do for a living.

>>150031976
The southeast has the best women. But I have seen some knockouts from the Midwest corn states as well.

>>150059660
Yea he’d coach until probably 2027 or so then retire. I wish Urban Meyer would come back but he wouldn’t do well in this new NIL environment. Wish he would have taken the Auburn job instead of Hugh Freeze just for the sheer entertainment aspect.

>>150080558
You think a human wrote that article?

Is anyone surprised that we haven’t see a major college football head coach get brought down for banging co-ed’s since Bobby Petrino? A lot of these guys have to be fucking college girls. I bet some of them just show up to the football facilities or stalk the coaches on social media and message them. Imagine being the king of a college campus with thousands of young hotties all around you 24/7. How have these guys avoided their dirty laundry being aired?

>>150043584
>>150043584
it just means comprehensive education on a broad set of topics. Many of the best schools in the country are considered "liberal arts". It's weird that you got so confused on this and are harping on this weird "somebody" thing. Teenager tier

>>150081351
I am forgotten

>>150081469
even directional schools have this. a dozen categories where you get a choice of a dozen classes in each category to give a comprehensive education

>>150073177
this is just plainly incorrect

>>150081480
How grim must the girls at Michigan State be if that's what caught his eye?

>>150081536
It's either a troll or more likely a zoom zoom having trouble believing that the world functioned differently before they were born. He'd freak out if he saw old resident halls where there was one bathroom for the entire floor and students slept four to a room.

What's your fav logo for your team?

>>150081626
From my various partying in college across the state only michigan has grim girls

>>150081351
It's not illegal to bang 18 year olds, and if you dont have a family you would be a fag not to.

>>150081707
Every other decade, some bored administrator in the marketing department decides they want to make their mark on the university, tries to change the logo, and instantly gets their hands burnt off. Adding secondary logos can be fine but trying to change the primary logo is career death.

>>150081894
Ever get up to Michigan Tech?

>>150082430
lmao the pyramids

>>150081707
>62
>73
>83
>2005
>ruining 74 with poo splatter

>>150081707
Guess in 1962 they realized that same guy sold sailor hat/sweater mascots to half the NCAA and did their best to change it enough to be unique.

>>150082549
I did not. I was accepted but it was a dude heavy ratio school. would have loved snowmobiling to class as I used to snocross race. I considered a 2 year cmu-2 year tech engineering program but I didn't follow through. you move up there and you aren't coming home except for holiday.

>>150082683
Tech seems like a good place to go if either you've accepted that you're a forever alone or you're going to grad school and already have a wife willing to relocate there. Oh, and if you have ambitions to overwinter at the base in Antarctica.

>>150082667
Va tech one is pretty cool imo

>>150082667
why do they all have sailor hats?

>>150083395
Those are dutch ovens, which was the style at the time. Looks like Bevo accidentally put on his dutch oven with waiting for it to cool first.

>>150078730
When was it ever alleged or assumed that truck drivers were going to be replaced by self driving vehicles 10 years ago within 10 years? Travel sites like expedia have already been using algorithims and language models (which basically is AI) to replace travel agents for decades, you really think a language model couldn't replace an insurance broker? It's basically already happening

>>150083755
>No one said truck drivers would be replaced.
Dude, you're now pretending that the Sun doesn't rise in the east. Unless you're twelve, you know you're being disingenuous. Why are you wasting your life away on such a pointless task?

>>150083929
Because you're equally disingenuous pretending AI doesn't post a real threat to human labor value.

>>150082793
3 months of spring, 9 months of winter. across the channel they had finnlandia university closed 2 years ago a university for yooper finns. I'm sure they was lots of cross mating but now its gone.

>>150080558
Almost like Freeze has won everywhere he’s coached or something.

>>150011619
Newfriend, that’s some of the most obvious countertrolling I’ve ever seen and you still missed it. Lurk moar.

>>150081480
She wasn’t a student

>>150081991
True but what am I saying is that not one co-ed has gone psycho stalker or vindictive bitch and exposed a coach after a hookup or romantic relationship. I guess these guys are good at keeping things under wraps and avoiding crazy bitches but you’d think every few years we’d see some clingy psycho 20 year old take to social media to rat out a coach for one-nighting or ghosting her or something.

>>150086022
True, instead she was the spokesman for rape at various college unis. It was a hired hit and makes it more hilarious

>>150081991
If you posted this anywhere else on the internet you'd be called a pedo.

Fresh bread: >>150087443