Thread 150277164

Zatdaddy won.

erm why didnt ddp learn how to defend takedowns?

How’s flufflys scrambling or bottom game

Are dricus cucks gonna sperg out for months the way robsissies did when izzy heemed him?

wake up ratlip

upcoming matchups for Chimaev are very interesting
Fluffy
>superior work rate to Khamzat; will never stop working on ground; has submission win over one of modern day BJJ GOATs in Vieira; strong mix of wrestling and grappling; gritty, tough, a dog; superior striker to Khamat
RDR
>big size advantage; BJJ may be good enough to thwart Khamzat's game, like Burns did; showed strong knees/clinch game against Whittaker, which could gas Chimaev
>might get goofily KO'd and might gas from Chimaev's first 2 rounds
Borralho
>unknown. weird fighter. supposed elite BJJ black belt. sniper on the feet. can maintain distance footwork. has a reliable jab. very capable of finishing people on the feet unlike anyone else

Pico Steele got weemed into fucking Bolivia

PIGGY PROLAPSED

All of your favorites are shit. All of your storylines are irrelevant. Wrestehumping is all that matters

>>150277164 (OP)
Allahu Akhbar!

hamzat is a bum

Are we ready to admit DDP went life and death with Adesanya (as opposed to total domination) or will that take a few more days?

Khamzat shouldve been the champion 5 years ago and still be going strong today and seen as the GOAT. UFC needs tournaments so young people who have always been the best can be recognized as the best instead of having to wait years fighting thru the rankings to be given a title shot.

bkfc is the last real sport

I hope Bo Niggel responds to the RDR loss by becoming a pure wrestlefucker. No more of his shitty striking
That's the way he beats Khamzat

porked pigpen pussysisters... what happened?

>>150277188
Zatdaddy’s fleshlight I’m afraid

Aaron fucking Pico

>>150277174
>Nate diaz and cuckbib were no name bums before mcgregor
irrelevant. we're talking about 2025. Khabib humiliated Conor and Conor would never break 2 million in UFC without him
>Ppv sales or so down bad, we don't even get the numbers
irrelevant, as proven by new broadcast & distribution deal

get a job and develop some critical thinking. see you next week playa!

BDS chuddies please stop embarrassing yourselves and go back to discord or reddit or wherever your real home is.

>>150277164 (OP)
I know everyone's giving him crap right now, but Dricus actually has good grappling skills, better than the rest of the division, except obviously Chimaev. The problem is that he relies too much on his strength and isn't explosive.

im worried, brehs

JDM is gonna have to fight Islam, then Brady. He's gonna get smothered and subbed

>>150277170
DDP beats all of these guys easily. MW is officially starched with Khamzat. The only thing to happen now is Pereira to move to HW and Khamzat can fight Ank

>>150277170
>Fluffy
>RDR
Those two will be interesting. I think Borralho gets manhandled.

IN A WORLD where everyone ignores the headliner belt fights in favor of the shitters who do spinny meme shit....

>>150277177
he spent his entire camp mastering the anthony smith position

What did he mean by this?

Khamzat is a one round fighter and Dricus is too big for him

>>150277164 (OP)
not a sport >>>/lgbt/

>>150277231
Hes going to smoke both of them
fuck up cunt

that was kind of a schaub of a card without those two spinning back elbows

why don't you have a sizzta wife?

>>150277247
But enough about ya piggy pen!

only Bear Jew can solve this damn puzzle!

>>150277231
if JDM beats Islam after Belal. there is no chance brady is getting him. But he definitely has the hardest fights lined up no doubt, it will be fucking gangsta if he gets the wins

>>150277212
>>150277220
Compare this to the stinkfest Cumslut put on

Schaub and Volkanovski picked DDP. What does that tell you about picking fights?

how do we stop kavkaz bvlls?

This ain't a wrestling match buddy

>>150277190
The only one at all interesting is Fluffy, the other two will be destroyed with ease

>>150277164 (OP)
Why doesn’t any UFC fighter time their knee on this faggots when he shoots in?
Are they all that fucking stupid?

>>150277243
he started jelqing and stretching after joining the ufc

>>150277208
anyone who doesn't fight for 6 months should lose their ranking.

There are way too many fights who fight every 7 to 12 months, just because they pick, choose, or wait out other ranked up and comers.

>>150277216
Helwani would choose dricus over khamzat for several reasons and make his shabbos monkey agree

>>150277225
Wtf is this real chat?

Borralho and Khamzat are actually common training partners. Rumor is that they went even with each other in the gym but take that with a grain of salt

If Dricus can weather that early storm

>>150277269
and yet...
it was...

>>150277164 (OP)
Watching this gay ass main event made me realize i need to start living my life instead of consooming media made by people who hate me

DDP chose to stay safe as a sissy bottom

>>150277231
He beats both imo, I honestly think only someone like Garry could beat him because he'd be willing to stink up the joint

>W-WE NEED TO CHANGE DA RULES NOW SO ZATDADDY DOESN'T MAKE MY CLITTY LEAK LIKE THIS AGAIN
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK KEEP COPING AND OINKIN' PIGGY!!!

Holland offers more ground resistance to Chimaev in one round than Dricus did in five, lmao

khamzat bros...

Dana White pulled heist in the century with that paramount deal

colded by lerone murphy :wilted_rose:

The real truth is we’re not built to be fighters. At the top, winning without fighting is the highest IQ thing imaginable

Why is guru like this?

>>150277292
khamzat is white you weird incel

>>150277295
Imavov would get destroyed. Do you not remember what THE Phil Hawes did to him?

uhmm can I get a based?

>>150277164 (OP)
This is the only compelling fight for Chimaev from a $$$/hype perspective. One more win for Poolo and set it up

>>150277308
terminal brazza derangement syndrome

guru is not taking the loss well brehs...

>>150277283
it never stopped pouring

This is where we make DDP out to be shit when he lost only to three wrestlefuckers and still cannot be beat anywhere. Also not even mentioning DDP almost got a submission twice from Chimaev if he wasn't a World Elite level grappler might have been a submit on any other dork out there.

This is why I stopped watching MMA for the most part because its a solved sport until they force people to stand up.

>>150277318
>21:40
nah this sport is cooked

>>150277313
khamzat gets finished by JDM

>>150277318
dricus mounted more grappling offense with a sliver of the control time. fucking levels

Poor poor little du piggy

>>150277308
Still traumatized from Conor vs Khabib and hasn't left his kissless virgin mindset despite being rich

>Du Plessis looks like a shit fighter with no skills
>But he just gets it done tho..

>>150277320
paulo wins he is fighting for love

Hazmat is the FUTURE of MMA. All fighters will emulate his style now. the striker era is OVER.

My next cope is that RDR will knee Khamzat as he's shooting in and sleeps him out cold.

>>150277318
>21:40 of waste time
fuck ufc, fuck chimpaev and fuck dana

Paulo Borrachinha will commit the crime

>>150277308
ya seethe?

Any of you brave enough to admit you were wrong on Chimaev? For the record, I was wrong on Pico/Murphy. But at least Pico showed some positives. DDP got 50-39'd and landed about 3 strikes.

time for the REAL dutch champion to ascend

Dricus did not have to weather an early storm but instead faced a heavy blanket of cloud. Meteorology

>>150277220
*enters the thread*

>>150277271
Because the retards rely on reflexes instead of intuition to predict the correct timing

I thought the brazza domination was coming to an end desu but its just about to ramp up again :(

Is this the most damage Dricus has taken in a fight so far?

yo thats crazy

>>150277308
he literally had a sperg out flex saying hes a millionaire lol. MMA joey does the same thing. Fat people are ALWAYS like this.

>>150277347
... to avoid the fight against chimaev

>>150277308
He’s a fat white boi wadda you expect

DDP is still my boy

Did Chimaev ever once stop during the entire fight and ask himself where Smitty was?

>>150277308
his justifiable hatred for muzzies is deeprooted

>>150277313
I always thought that the only way they could make a good argument for buying ppv was to give you the options to turn off commentary, definitely fucking commercials and the ability to chose camera

God damn it's almost not even fun rubbing it in. Kind of feel bad for the driccels lol

>>150277364
"Strikes"

I just think fights should be won by people trying to finish the fight. I don't care if you're a grappler or a striker. I like MMA and I don't want to just watch kickboxing. I just want you to do damage and try and finish the fight. If you don't, I think you're boring.

>>150277362
no he looked like he got hit by a bus after the first strickland fight

>>150277320
Paulo has great theoretical tdd. he honestly has a good shot

>>150277358
Can you do this again but without him getting clipped? This shit is so funny

hey dricsissies are you still there
your boy ended his legacy with 0 worthy title defenses
say what now

>>150277364
>492 non significant strikes
yea this semen slurping "sport" isnt for me

Ddp didn’t have the dexterity to scramble with Khamzat, which allowed his gas tank to survive until it faltered in the 5th

DDP landed the more damaging blows

hey its not like i paid for the match or even watched it, or bet on it

>>150277359
That’s a very smart take. You know he’s going to shoot that’s all he does and he doesn’t cover his head or anything just time that shit.

paulo winning the title would be funny as fuck

Chimaev did look slightly tired in the 5th round after hitting DDP 500 times
So it wasn't completely off

Under ONE scoring criteria Dricus won

>>150277359
I learnt that shit in tekken how come they can't when they do it for a living

Thank god we have Topuria and Tom, because nobody would watch this sport anymore.

I have come to the conlusion that any hyped fight is shit, and any fight you think will be one-sided usually isn't (belal x jdm which unironically was one sided just not in the way I thought) another night of proving the UFC is unreliable to bet in

>>150277420
Arman does the exact same to Ilia I’m afraid

Man dricus’s retarded camp really banked on hamzat just gassing out without them having to mount any significant offence
Complete opposite of the gameplan they said they’d have

>>150277358
Hol' up isn't this dude touted as a really good boxer training since a kid? How do you call this footwork move in boxing?

>>150277308
You know he was fucking seething when he had to bring up the fact he's a millionaire to try and convince chat that he'll get over the loss

>>150277308
His main viewerbase is from india he has to play their flute

Why couldn't Conor stay clean and not be a cokehead during the fight week of khabib? He could have saved the company.

>>150277429
Arman has been sealed away in the Casey Kenney nightmare dimension

>>150277345
this dricus had zero threat on the take down entrance

>>150277308
Sounds like a dude who is absolutely right, some third rate network can buy the entirety of MMA for 7 billion when by now it should be a 50B sport. Because there are no fighters or rivalries because they get snuffed out by these Russian buttfuckers.

What people don't know is Russia is trash and The West has been far too kind to them for far too long. These circus freaks with one trick should've been banned long ago. People give Russia their false respect because of their nukes are pathetic. Russia is evil just objectively demonic, they practice demonic Islam and Christianity its all corrupted they are all evil and wicked and corrupted. They should be European but never join The West and Russia getting treated with kidgloves by Trump and Dana is a pukeworthy disgrace. This sport is embarrassing to admit watching and its terrible and pornographic in its current state. There will never be another McGregor as things stand no chance at superstars that can be snuffed out by some gimpminded wrestlefucker, no hope no respect for the beauty of martial arts just grappling B Button.

>>150277432
the cm punk

>>150277432
because boxers dont train to anticipate or defend against the spinbow

>>150277164 (OP)
I’ve been wrestling since elementary school and into college. I’ve been in about 30 or so streets fights and lost 1, the guy I lost to was another wrestler, but much bigger than me. The rest of the people I fought had some boxing or kick boxing background, people immediately panicked when I take them down. Every single time. They never expect it. They think I will throw fists and kicks. Nope. Surprise take down straight on your ass. And you’re not getting away as you’re panicking trying to get me off you.

Wrestling is the best combat sport. I encourage if you have a kid is to get them early into wrestling.

>>150277164 (OP)
If DDP can't defend Ratlip's takedowns, no one can. Dricus is built like a fridge, probably the biggest guy in middleweight history (at championship level) and he couldn't do nothing about it.
>Inb4 Usman
Maybe if he gets injured mid-fight again someone can beat him


>>150277164 (OP)
LOL, not a chance. He'd last more than Imavov, at least.

rogan called you all "bloodthirsty savages" twice

The only good fighter Khamzat has finished is washed Rob.

PIGGY GOT SPITROASTED

because how weak cumrat's "strikes" were, one could say he tapped out using ddp's head

Du Bussy fucking sucks, huh? Genuinely the most pathetic performance from a champ I've ever seen.
>b-but le Chimaev did le lay and pray!
And Du Bussy did NOTHING. Not ONCE in 5 rounds did he show an ounce of urgency or a desire to win the fight. I hope he gets necklaced by the blacks.

Dana is having a meltie right now because a reporter asked if they would move away from show/win

>>150277430
i blame strickland
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1956794517413056895

rugby is literally the best base for dealing with wrestle fuckers

>>150277430
he did strike fine enough with him on the feet though, dricus just overcommitted to his strikes when he was close to the cage

>>150277358
I feel kinda bad for him cause he was actually winning until that point
his chin was cracked though, glad I had murphy in the parlay

all you need to beat khamzat is good reflexes to sprawl in time. it's not that hard

>>150277308
Hey stop hating, this is the attitude that drove the British Empire for centuries

>>150277395
My thoughts too. Dricus clearly has the strength and technique needed to hang on the ground with Khamzat, but in the transitions and scrambles, he's just too fucking slow, Khamzat beat him to the hext step every time

>>150277379
>I just think fights should be won by people trying to finish the fight.
it is better to say that fights shouldnt be won by people who are not trying to finish the fight. khamzat should have tried to finish but consciously chose not to try in favor of control time. he didnt even risk attempting to lock in a rear naked

Cannonier the type of guy to end his career on a 5 fight losing streak. :-(

>4:39 mins of control
>ONE (1) significant strike

there's should be a three crucifx rule

chimaev has actual retard strength

>>150277415
They don't play video games.

>>150277448
this, middleweight is completely flushed and belongs to Khamzat now. People should have started hardcore training anti-wrestling when khabib was on the rise. There is only 1 Craig Jones

>>150277469
he beat obama one fight ago

>>150277441
Least deranged BDS victim

>>150277441
Not gonna read allat
Keep coping doe lil bro

>>150277460
Eben is heavyweight champ whenever he wants to move to MMA

worst champions lineup of all time

>>150277472
look at that turtle shell of muscle. gotta beat him by armbar

>>150277457
Yea du piggy is getting sent to apex for Strickgaped 3 after that one

KHAMZAT WON 50k performance bonus! kek

What do you think overall? Promising at all or 0/10?

rdr submits him from the bottom

>>150277447
you get into a lot of fights

Prime Weidman smokes Khamzat
Prime Rockhold... heh.... it wouldn't be close, let's just say that.

>>150277472
genuinely bizarre stat sheet. how you outthrow a guy by 10x but then he only throws 20 less significant strikes than you. gayest fight ive ever seen lmfao

>>150277460
If you are going to post rugby, at least post real rugby. Not this second rate wife beating scumbag shit, the only exciting thing in that sport is the degeneracy off the field

ITS TIGHT

I just want a good champion bros.......

>>150277437
Khabib isn't like the new crop of mudrat crotchsniffers and Conor never would have beaten him. This is coming from a Conor fan btw.
Khabib was brutalizing people on the ground. The lay on your opponent and stall for five rounds style of fighting began with Merab

>Umm, you DO know that it's MIXED Martial Arts right. Go watch boxing if you don't like grappling.
Except, every single grappling sport has very strict stalling rules. But in this retarded sport tapping punches are considered activity.

>>150277308
clitty status?

lmfao they are trying to pass this off as a dominant performance to the paramount niggas
daner says every round was a 10-8 except the 5th

MMA Guru is having a meltdown right now

>wrestle faggot pleading with heem about how good his spoort is
nobody watches wrestling because its boring. A local rugby league player would knock you out if you tried to le single leg him.
fuck up cunt

>>150277489
Yeah Topiglet and Tomala should take their fake chastity belts off

>>150277463
If you're at striking range than there's not enough time to sprawl.

>>150277496
he can probably catch a few guys out berserking at them but nobody good. his ceiling is probably like bryce mitchell

>Burns puts up a better fight in the cage with Khamzat than a natural MW
How embarrassing. Islam definitely will destroy JDM. LW guys are built different.

The cope by redditors is crazy, I'm a DDP fan but if you get absolutely dominated for 5 fucking rounds then you got your ass kicked.


Like the guy said above, if wrestling is the best then wrestling is the best, if you have no answer for it then you're receiving and the other guy is giving and that's that.

>>150277515
We know. we're waiting for these Indians to clip up the good parts.

>>150277507
you niggas made fun of Chama when he was heeming niggas left and then right, you reap what you sow

>>150277489
nah jdm and tom are real niggas

>>150277530
It's not wrestling. There is no laying on your opponent the entire time in wrestling.

I feel kinda bad for pico, seemed like a good kid, toted for years outside of the ufc as the next big thing. Finally gets his shot in the co main of a massive card and just gets fucking killed. This sport is rough.

>>150277502
I follow alf but league and union are literally defending or going for double/single legs or just full on running into other cunts with no protection for 90 minutes. moreso union though I agree

>ddp losing causes a melty
kek

>>150277529
yeah but jdm WEEMED burns which means he’s better than khamzat. islam is doomed i fear

>>150277496
Literally Michael Chandler at featherweight

>>150277496
Kinda sad. Dude seems like a solid guy but will probably be remembered as the biggest bust in MMA history.

khamzat wouldn't be able to take me down

>>150277164 (OP)
hazmat is a real caucasian and white not like the dutch manlet drisissy.

>>150277548
People have been tired of this shit for years actually, that's why PPVs get 100k buys now

>>150277502
You're the bruce staying in Europe as our guest are you not

>>150277509
True Merabussy should be stripped and cut

khamzat would beat the number 1 ranked hevyweight

>>150277541
He was doomed the moment Joe started talking about how great his boxing was
You can in real time see Murphy get closer and closer on the tining right after Joe said that

khamzat is aryan

akhmat sila!
allahu akhbar!

>>150277541
he’s a fucking bum all you had to do was glance at his record to see it. getting smoked 4 times in bellator just does not happen to good fighters. i’m more disappointed for asakura, he probably had it made in rizin and now he’s 0-2, unranked and jobbing to fucking tim elliott

>>150277530
its not fighting though. its gaming the scoring system to win rounds and the fight. i know you are trolling though so you didnt get me

hang on. so maybe wrestling is overpowered in the UFC because strikes to the back of the head are not allowed.

in a real fight you could just punch the back of their head

>>150277164 (OP)
I just woke up, wtf are these stats lmao?
Did he get completely wrestlefucked?

>>150277507
You had Belal "Canelo Hands" Muhammad a few months ago but made so much fun of him he ended up losing.

>>150277553
did you reply to the wrong post?

>>150277562
confirmed

>>150277308
100% correct, only inbred muzzies disagree

Winner of the night

I’m telling you niggers the sport is doomed if they don’t go full Chatri with it, even making refs force action and break up grappling that goes nowhere. It can get over aggressive but it’s better than this

>>150277539
If you get put in a crucifix in wrestling you basically instantly lose the match
You fucked up beyond belief if you just let your opponent have such a dominant position

you can punch or elbow the back of their head in an anything goes fight.

the ufc is just gay with their rules

>>150277574
No nigga who the fuck thinks Tomala and that wonknose caveman are based

>>150277571
It's literally only overpowered because there is no ground clock or reset. It's the only sport where you can just take someone down and lay there to win the fight. All you have to do is implement a timed reset

>>150277572
Du piggy was prolapsed, I fear.

>>150277549
*the corpse of burns

What is reddit saying?
Probably some "DDP by puling out the hammer form out under khamzat's press confernece xD" stuff
Let me know

Khamzat proved that it doesn't matter, nothing in this life matters

Gracie Barra Jiu Jitsu bros...

>>150277579
Only champ getting heems I fear.

>>150277577
You like it b? I would imagine the climate doesn't get much more different but besides that

>>150277572
yeah couldn’t stop a takedown to save his life, crucifucked repeatedly

reminder that cumsock used to fight out of sweden

>>150277585

im saying that actual countermoves are not allowed in the UFC (elbowing or hammerfist the back of their skull on a takedown)

>>150277590
I checked. They're basically just fishing for updoots by blandly going "Wow how good is Chimaev" and making reddit ass "He's Muslim but doing a crucifix :D" jokes

>>150277313
this but rogan

>>150277571
Dricus is now brain dead after Khamzat started smashing his head in from ride.

>>150277591
That was Metallica

>>150277607
yea i checked i cant read all that try again make it shorter

yeah that shit was boring but i’m excited to see how rdr and fluffy and imavov and caio match up with khamzat

>>150277588
*with a broken arm

>>150277598
nah Ireland is very similiar to aus, I like how easy it is to travel but I always know I am going to return to aus. Winters are just fucked here

>>150277590
They said it was a boring fight.

>>150277604
*solves mma*

Topuria having the only championship KOs is beyond grim.

>>150277603
his diving for crotches makes sense now

Reminder khamzat called the ufc belt shit

>>150277530
>pic
this shit is so fucking retarded, just look at troons. They masturbate constantly (trooning is a fetish) and they even inject themselves with female hormones. Despite that, they are still extremely obviously male. And I'm supposed to believe that a normal guy jerking off will turn him into a "undifferentiated ungendered pawn?"

I have never seen an 8gag screenshot that wasn't both a wall of text and extremely retarded. Kill yourself at your earliest convenience.

Why didn't Dricus Du Plessis train wrestling and takedowns with the best grapplers in the world? Is he stupid?

>>150277164 (OP)
does this mean i need to carry a knife with me from now on? i don't want to crotch sniff with refugees

>>150277612
this is what happens when you have an actual ground game and ratlip cant stall you for 25 minutes lol

Haha look at this dumb faggot

>>150277612
Gilbert burns hits harder than Dricus

if someone tried to do a takedown on you IRL, i would just slam the back of their neck right between the shoulders

>>150277588
Jacl literally had one functioning arm that took an entire year to recover from

>>150277623
I noticed he didnt really give a shit about the belt, he just wanted to beat up du sissy

>>150277630
i would simply shoot them with my 38 special and invoke floridas stand your ground law

>>150277630
What about in a 5 round UFC fight?

>>150277630
Well anon if someone shot a takedown on you they would be on your leg in a few seconds and would have tipped you over already

>>150277619
they also said ddp would put up a better fight than any random hooker they found off craigslist. Shit! I've fought hookers with better takedown defense than this bum. The piggy was truly built for BBC (Big Brazza Cock)

>>150277637
sure sure but i dont carry

>>150277628
he's honestly a shitty coach
can't believe it took this long for him to be exposed
dric's entire camp should have just been sprawling
literally every exercise
sprawling

Folkstyle/freestyle wrestling is the sport I watch the most
Actual wrestling is more entertaining than wrestlfucking in mma bc in wrestling competitors are forced to constantly advance position and stalling is heavily penalized

>muzzie wins
pakis and skinny fat browns: hes literally me

>>150277633
Yeah burns put JaiDsM in the hospital for a year on a daddy load only drip

>>150277630
You wouldn't do shit faggot

>>150277630
you literally just thrust your dick into their head and throw your legs back its wrestling 101 if you cant get your LEGS away from someones ARMS you are a leglet and deserve to be taken down i mean its even just physics when i was younger i could sprawl on fatfuck heavyweights cause their backs would give out from all the weight i was pushing down on them with and i was a heemlet. dricus should consider suicide for that terrible performance

who was more broken in the end, Poirier against Khabib or Dricus here?

>>150277164 (OP)
Max Holloway's wife is a fat mess.. How are you this much of a blob when being married to the #1 Lightweight contender and former Featherweight Champion?

>>150277628
This guy is in a grooming cult and is a literal pedophile.
He grooms young boys into kissing and making out with him and other things i genuinely hope he gets executed.

This is some real cazzie hours, nigga talking about how he would time a hammer fist on the single leg lmao

>>150277313
I don't mind him, but he IS that ingratiating "good ole boy" type of man that tries to grow his network and know everyone. And it can be annoying the way he tries to relate everything in a fight back to that fact. Like during this one, "Well I know this kid from MVP's camp who's a great wrestler, that probably helps MVP in camp" just shut the fuck up. We know, you go around with a big corny grin and try to shake hands with everyone tangentially related to your career.

When we wanted him the least, Topiglet became the hero we need.

>>150277639
>few seconds
too slow, that's time for 1-2 clean shots straight into their neck from up top

the question is
how good is gilbert burns

>>150277621
What about Aspinal?

>>150277642
sprawls aren’t very effective against chimaev. they should have been doing sweeps and get ups and fighting the lock

>unsolicited faggot post from the paki
Shocking

>>150277190
>Work rate
This doesn't mean anything in UFC because the rules are designed to favor the person on top position for the entire round. So one takedown ends up just winning a round and sometimes 10/8 if the ref is shit.

>>150277652
sometimes you just need a thai femboy loveslave do not judge polish brazza

>>150277628
Kek

>>150277645
I literally just went out to beat up a bunch of white people to celebrate his win

khamzat chimaev lying on top of ddp be like

> destiny strat: “this moment — lying here, not asleep yet — is exactly how it’s supposed to be”
> it’s not some glitch or mistake, it’s literally part of the script
> every raid has phases, and this is just the pre-fight pacing
> not a test I have to pass, not a failure state, just the natural shape of the night
> body doesn’t need me to micromanage, it knows the mechanics better than I do
> heart rate lowering, breath stretching, heaviness spreading
> all of that happens automatically if I let the phase play out
> sleep doesn’t need to be forced, because the design of existence is already tilted toward it
> no mortal ever escaped this boss, it always pulls you in
> so the waiting isn’t wasted — the waiting is the phase itself
> I don’t have to leap ahead to the “asleep” state
> I just have to be here, because here is exactly where the script has me

daner said theres a billion to 1 chance he puts jon on the white house card

>>150277618
Irish winter isn't even that bad but yeah this isn't for everyone you can dress up to keep warm but darkness is inescapable, I figured no mick watches rugby so thought to ask

>>150277190
DDP beats all of these fighters = Khamzat starches them. Try again

we're gonna need some skinnyfat mexican to beat that kavkaz bvll

>The prophecy became true
Khamzat is now a Champion

>>150277660
I swear this cursed the entire sport, fucked the timeline and we have never recovered since

>>150277628
i thought it was just trash talk but this dumb cunt was for real.

>>150277673
which means jones will be on the card hes just sick of people asking. it will be jones aspinall after aspinall gane

>>150277671
KEK same but we also raped some white women hehehe

I need to get BJ Penn's opinion on the matter

>>150277654
yea, the bottom of my fist into the guy's neck / back of the head. illegal move in the UFC but a counter IRL

>>150277661
TKO merchant get the croydon cock out of your mouth little 'caco

Borralho gonna sub that nigga in 1 round, mashallah

oh no eu bros, we literally stayed up all night for this shit - how to cope?

pubg? dota? breaking bad?

>>150277429
Topuria is a good wrestler though and not retarded

>>150277644
If you watched actual wrestling you'd know Dricus would instantly lose after getting crucifix pinned. There's no stalling because there is literally no escape. Khamzat did everything you could ask for him to advance position

>>150277651
Max likes himself a proper slampig.

>>150277660
Now post the Merab fight

>>150277697
>Topuria is a good wrestler
According to what?

Always thought Khamzat moving to the UAE was more of a refugee thing but he is representing his new nation quite hard. Does he receive funding from the Turkey AL Sheik guy?

dricus was on top and pulled guillotine. he deserved to lose just for that he’s reached the limit of what intangibles can do for you with zero fight IQ

>>150277695
I can't play Dota 2..... What if he finds me there too....

>>150277675
Rugby is probably the biggest sport in Ireland (at a national level) desu, the national team are pretty handy

>tfw fell for the "if dricus makes it out of the first couple rounds khamzat will gas" bait
I want my fucking money back

Guru is having a based melt down haha holy shit

>Did we make it?
Yes, we made it

>>150277585
That's idiotic. If a fighter can't find a way to get out of a bad position, he shouldn't be bailed out. Not only that, it would also be even more boring . The fighter on the bottom would just hug the fighter on top and stall since he has no urgency to get up, he will be rewarded with a standup anyway. This fight in particular would have been fucking awful. Dricus defended one single takedown (and 10 seconds later he was sitting on his ass again). The whole fight would have been
>takedown
>stalling (actual stalling and not what you think you saw)
>takedown
>more stalling
>...

>>150277671
no you didn't. you looked down at your arm and remembered you are brown then felt bad

>>150277695
I woke up early.
At least the 2 spinning elbow heems were nice

Dricus won that shit under my special ruleset that I just invented where submission attempts are the primary judging criteria

>>150277429
Ilia would not let himself get crucifixed 4 separate times like a bitch

>>150277651
extremely homosexual post

>>150277706
no dude there's no funding he's super proud of the UAE as a fucking chechen russian

>>150277704
According to his entire career if you watched it. That was his whole thing at first.

>>150277709

right, his beard protects his neck, cant get skin to skin locking with a gully

Arman would fucking murder Ilia

>>150277714
i told everyone at work this
i'm calling off monday

>>150277714
post slip and ppv receipt

>>150277711
bro is playing Dragon City

>>150277715
he probably lost a lot of money

You guys catch my keychain I got in Japan

So is Chimaev's wrestling just amazing, or is DDP's takedown defense just not there at all?
Watching the fight right now, it honestly looks like an early UFC fight where people weren't well rounded, and one was a wrestler and the other wasn't.

>>150277651
Same reason why a striker likes a punching bag

>>150277711
who tf is he playing?
is that lina?

50-42 Khamzat.

All three of those rounds where he dominated DDP in crucifix position should have been 10-8's.

The ref standups were totally unjustified too.

>>150277731
Maybe maybe not

i just realized that i thought a nigga that got damn near subbed by Derek Brunson would beat ZatBEAST

It's best for the sport if Ankalaev beats Poatan. Otherwise Poatan will move to heavyweight without giving up the 205 belt for a bullshit fight against Aspinall.

>>150277711
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

uninstalling now...

im scared, send help

>>150277718
Not even explaining why because it's beneath me but everything in your post is idiotic and incorrect. Improve your IQ and come back

>>150277742
it looked like ddp had never wrassled in his life

>>150277651
Butthurt virgin detected. She looks incredible for being a mother.

Did Cannonier win?

>>150277739
yeah we all saw it
no one cares, nigga
take your kirkland signature ass jeans and shoes to another thread

>>150277749
This, if he loses to Ank he retires. If he wins he gets mauled by aspinall

>>150277742
Go back and watch the Brunson fight

>>150277205
The. Whites are shit then

>>150277541
Sadly, MPV is the only Smellator fighter who isn't a can.
Chandle could've been better too but he chose to become a can.

>>150277743
Is that the actor who played young Augustus Caesar in HBO's Rome?

>>150277749
Who cares? How would that be worse than watching one yearly boring performance from Ank? Who cares about either division at this point?

>>150277743
Max mostly does padwork and light sparring, you wont see him hitting a heavy bag or nothing

>>150277755
she's the new one not the mother of the kid

fuck my shitty nigger life!

>>150277651
You're supposed to keep carbs away from polynesians.

>>150277714
i’ve noticed that whenever someone “just needs to weather the early rounds” they lose a decision. happened to strickland vs ddp and gane vs ngannou. that’s why i made this prescient post

>>150277698
I do know that, and the fact the match doesn't end there does make it less entertaining because it's just one guy lying on top of another for minutes at a timej2jp0

>>150277720
hard based wake up early enjoyer

>>150277742
zhatdaddy is just that good

>>150277751
Dont worry he most likely got paid to advertise that little unknown indie game.

Champ fights should be as long as box and go 7 rounds too

why won't any anons admit that they were wrong on Chimaev and know nothing about the sport? are you all such cowards? this is why you won't improve your lots in life. you are not capable of self-reflection because you are dumb and hate-filled.

The rematch cumshart

>>150277728
Not at all. You just heard him mention that he trained wrestling as a kid before he transitioned to striking (BEFORE ENTERING THE UFC) and now you think he's secretly a wrestler. He isn't, and has never shown any wrestling in the UFC.

>>150277756
MVP did that thing where he scams everyone in to thinking he's winning even though basically nothing has happened for the whole fight again

>>150277717
> khamzat lean sweaty young twink at welterweight with his swole yet lean brown tanned body built from wrestling in a hot gym.png
This might actually be gayer than calling him “Zatdaddy”

>>150277752
No, it's because you didn't think about the retarded idea of a "timed reset" for more than 5 seconds and now you realize there's holes in it that fighters would exploit (like I just told you). Just say thank you, I did the thinking for you.

>>150277222
Ddp gonna have Alzheimer’s like the other whites

>>150277568
Asakura is the worst fighter that the UFC brought from another big promotion.

>>150277777
at last I truly see.

what does a Khamzat Chimaev dominated division looks like

>>150277755
Thats not her son, shes childless. This is Rush's mom

>>150277726
OK I worded that badly but it never felt super obvious that they bought him

>>150277757
Was hard getting it passed TSA:p those are BKE jeans and racer blue Jordan 3s no need to be jelly of wealth just work harder

>>150277711
I didnt know he was intelligent enough to play a pc game

>>150277777
this get was more exciting than the main

>>150277769
It wasn't controversial in the sense that post implies.

>>150277263
Shavkat deserves the shot
It’s his belt

>>150277783
No, I'm actually dead serious. If you actually had a point I wouldn't have a problem engaging with you in good faith, but your entire post is pure retarded babble. Literally nothing you said is correct or makes sense. That's all I can really say about it, sorry.

>>150277785
he actually throws strikes so he’s better than patchy mix at least

Islam is training with Heavyweights.. JDM is fucked

>>150277777
speaking of 7

>>150277777
impressive

What happened to the narrative that DDP would win if it goes the distance?

Khamzat is the new Usman & Israel
will feel undefeatable until someone actually defeats him by some random dude

>>150277769
Nothing controversial about it. Fight was ass but it could arguably be scored 50-43

OK. yeah the UFC does favor wrestling and points by ground and pound.

>no blows to the back of the head allowed - this greatly benefits wrestlers
>least popular method of "victory" and is killing interest in the UFC

they gotta change some rules.

>>150277777
wooh big numbers

>>150277777
witnessed. a true miracle, like Ariel on Caliban's island

make AI video Dricus pig screaming red Khamzat happy anime eyes hug

>>150277749
Yea, pretty much this. Pereira is old and vastly more interested in money and clout than the sport. He will definetly go for the meme money fight if he gets the chance.

I'm having a strong deja vu

>>150277795
shhhh

So now the question is, had Sean remained champ, would he have beaten Khamzat?

FUCK YOU PIGGY

Khabib

>>150277777
holy shit

>>150277806
nothing but cazzie cope I'm afraid

why did his parents name him "Israel" Adesanya?
think about it

>>150277820
kek

boxing > kickboxing >>>>>>>>> wwe >>>>>>>>> oil wrestling >>>>>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>> freestyle/greco >>>>>> more crap >>>>>> poofc

>>150277780
Literally every fight he had except one before the UFC was a submission win.

>>150277818
i definitely believe his defensive wrestling is a lightyear ahead of ddps, they trained together and sean seems confident so maybe

So when khabib advised khamzat to stand and strike instead of wrestle, was he retarded or trying to sabotage Chimaev performance? Because he just wrestle fucked DDP mercilessly and exposed him. Big time fraud check

>>150277818
Fuck no
Strickland got tapped by Khamzat like 4 times when Khamzat went over to Xtreme Couture

>>150277791
the fact that he ran around in the ring with a UAE flag should tell you everything you need to know

>>150277818
Stricksissy has no athleticism or strength khamzat does much worse things to him than lay n pray

>>150277831
That's nice

>>150277830
Kickboxing Murphy and Muay Thai Prates both KO'd 2 boxers

>>150277777
Waste of digits and a retarded take kys

>>150277823
kek

>>150277799
Between Patchy Shit and him, it's really a tie.
The way they hyped Patchy was hilarious though.

>>150277835
He was trying to help him keep some fans by being a little entertaining.

>that could have been izzy getting buttraped

Man I'm just depressed now. So little to look forward to.

>>150277364
Ddp gonna be like Jamie fox when he retires

>dricus makes me lose 50€
>i get scammed at an automatique shit dispenser and don't get what I paid for

Will my day get any worse or will the sun shine on my face and get me good news? It's not even 9am yet

not one saffa flag
cowardly

It's not even a question of wrestling
All Khamzat needs to do is parry the jab and Strickland really can't do anything at all

>>150277853
Raped by Diddy?

>>150277800
john pork?

>>150277818
No fucking way, even a Burns rematch would be more interesting.

>>150277851
Would unironically never happen to a black guy

>>150277851
Prime Adesanya beats Khamzat

I think I'd rather get caught like Whittaker did, or like Meerschaert, than get BTFO like this what the fuck.
Not an exciting fight at all, but certainly not competetive either

>>150277856
thats just the cacuasian B*LL pwning you and taking your sister later

>>150277415
Churkas deserve a bunch of tekken and street fighter characters

If Meerschaert made it out of that 1st round he would've derailed the Khamzat hype train

been getting helplessly smudged all fight time to pull gilly

>>150277797
But you are engaging and responding, just not in good faith indeed (instead you're just going "you're wrong because you are"). You clearly have the time and energy, just not the arguments. It was a dumb idea and that's fine. People here always come up with stupid shit to "fix" the sport and it can be shrugged off as what it is (drunken fan cope, gamblers).

>>150277866
Prime Adesanya got his back taken by vettori

/heem/ is not taking DDP's defeat very well.

Just how fucking scarred is ratlip he doesn't want to even go one second toe to toe lmaoooo huge story loss for the muslim nation tonight

>>150277870
I don't wanna hear about ur cuck fantasies

>PDD is a fraud
So unexpected.

>>150277866
nah no version of izzy stuffs those takedowns

>>150277877
Khamzat will foght once a year and it will only be strikers

Grappling has unironically ruined MMA

Absolutely zero reason to not focus exclusively on grappling

>>150277835
khabib is a notoriously terrible coach

Khamzat wrestlefucking was smart and I said before the fight it was his best path to victory. If he went super aggro trying to get the finish he would have risked losing positions and/or gassing himself out. Boring but the smart gameplan for him to win against a strong and dangerous guy.

>>150277318
Holy kek the ufc made a post bragging about some new record with 500+ punches and it turns out only 23 of those were actual significant strikes

>>150277559
Kek you whites are such sellouts before mountain muzzies weren’t white

>>150277308
based guru, the last voice of soulful MMA

>>150277860
They are really insufferable posters icl

new UFC rules:

>weigh in occurs day of the match

no more wrestlers sneaking in under the weight limit and recomping for a week to their rested weight

>>150277886
Israel would've banked rounds just by circling and leg kicking, he would of got taken down a few times and lost those rounds, but in a 5 rounder he gets 3/5 .. You guys are forgetting khamzat landed 0 strikes

Name a worse era in the history of MMA

Hardmode: no lelator

this card was evil because it forces us to confront how good ian megadoodoo garry is

Dricus’ GF is breaking up with him tonight

>>150277877
It’s not DDP’s defeat but the reinforcement of grapplefucking as the top meta desu

>>150277164 (OP)
>fail takedown
>hold on to bodylock like your life depends on it
>knee the thigh and throw rabbit punches to keep the ref from separating you
So this is what every championship fight will be soon, eh?

>>150277731
Still mad how he completely destroyed Shartles, Jaoao? Armen would get his lights shut off, just like everyone.

>>150277866
Prime Adensanya would have been RNCed by Vetori if Vetori wasn't a retard who forgot how to do a body triangle in the middle of a fight

>>150277900
I forgot who but someone on Rogans podcast explained why they can't do that

>>150277898
He does impressions for coin that isn't sovl bruder hh

Leon would've won this back in the day.. His guard is extremely underrated

just landed 850 significant strikes on my piano ama

the champ has a name

>>150277877
I wanted diddy to win but I won 20 bucks on khamzat so I'm chilling

>>150277874
I'm responding to let you know that you are like a barking dog and it would be retarded of ME to even argue with you, but that I wouldn't be averse you to being able to formulate an actual argument so that I can refute it, because the idea of a ground clock is genius. You haven't, but if you ever figure it out instead of barking at me, I'll be happy to engage. Ultimately, you are brown, and it's probably just going to remain beyond you to have this conversation

>>150277915
based guru workin the suckers

Reports are coming in that du piglet is considering transitioning to WMMA after bottoming for his Zatdaddy for 5 rounds

>>150277888
Nah bro, when everyone becomes a high level grappler, the striking will be the primary focus so it’s actually a good thing.

Arman vs Islam for example.

Volk is going to get retired by fun sized Leon Edwards

FUCK YOU PIGGY

Agent Strickland, we got 1 last mission for you

Kill muslim children
Rape muslim women

can you believ Dricus Du Plessis asked for a rematch after that performance?

>>150277744
can't tell, Omniknight maybe?

>>150277906
He was missing up prates flow state by that constant homosexual glove touching.
Smart and cunning I fear

>>150277785
Japanese mma is dead
Korea tried
Now it’s up to China and Philippines

>>150277916
He lost to shart Brady

Putin is a weak coward for letting his best warriors get brainwashed by false prophet worshipping

>>150277888
True and checked

The reality is mma is not a combat sport at its highest levels

>>150277888
When that happens they neutralize each other on the ground or we get fun back and forth positional battles

>>150277924
You’re a white, English male. How could you make fun of Dricus like this?

>>150277933
he's got witch blade and canes I think
hard to tell

geoff neal learned the hard way you can’t mess around with CP you will get caught

Moving up to middleweight was the smartest move of Khamzat's career

>>150277572
yes
don't even bother watching it. just imagine belal or khabib dominating some noob and you've seen the fight. ddp did literally nothing.

Khamzat needs to face an Elite Grappler and I know a guy

ddp got buckbroken badly when you think about it

>>150277862
That’s even worse
Was saying Parkinson’s
A lot of whites gave the apoe4 gene so not good in contact sports

>>150277888
That was always true, it was true in the fucking 90s when Jiu Jitsu and wrestling was dominating then

>>150277921
>more "you're wrong because you are" + angry name-calling now
Alright then. Maybe work on your timed reset idea for the next thread if you wanna die on that hill.

they should do a storyline where the ref stands up chimeav very quickly, to the point that it's obviously unfair and a fix is in. and then his opponent takes him from behind while he's arguing with the ref. then the ref calls for the bell even that chimeav doesnt tap out. then thats how dana can get the belt off of chimeav. they can call it the (city) screwjob

>>150277506
He had a lot of heart. He never gave up.

>>150277948
He cant run from jdm forever

We can rest assured, if Khamzat moves up to LHW, he will be smashed.

BREAKING: JaiDsM is offering to drain the septic spunk out of du porky’s prolapsed gape to prepare him for Slamdaddy’s strokes

>>150277951
how about John Brady
and it's a guy with zero tattoos
who doesn't suck

>>150277956
Woof woof

>>150277506
his legs werent locked. if they were, that would have been it

The rules should reflect the philosophy of the organization, and the champs reflect that too. The UFC is exactly what it’s supposed to be.

>>150277921
you lost this one lil bro

>>150277364
>529 strikes
>37 significant strikes

>>150277928
>stack some Ws
how would strickland do that though? he only matches his opponents' output or less.

>>150277888
So karate combat

>>150277964
*resets the timer*

>>150277968
I'm too stoic to be ragebaited, sorry

>>150277506
>hello darkness my old friend

baking

>>150277978
>>150277978
>>150277978

>>150277971
can someone translate this to gentleman's english?

>>150277937
Allah makes them strong

Raped and gaped

>>150277222
>>150277364
490 insignificant strikes. Most insignificant/pitter patter strikes UFC history

>>150277506
you lock your feet together over your opponent's core. if dricus locked his feet the position and gullotine would be secured.

if he had trained to do that by instinct he would have won here.

>>150277648
THIS FIGHT FUCKING SUCKED, was hoping for a the Hatrick of reverse elbow strikes, shame

>>150277506

you lock your feet and crank back under his jaw as hard as you can. decapitation kimora

>>150277506
he could not crank back with the hold because his feet & legs werent secured around kham.

>>150277280
ive never seen that flag before or heard of your country

>>150277611
It was Carl

>>150277248
your boy is gonna get smashed just like DDP

>>150277308
DDP had the ref on his side and still couldnt do shit

>>150277624
delusional coomer, enjoy low T

>>150277777
Very nice

>>150277530
I get laid and smoke weed every day

>>150277463
>all you need to beat khamzat is good reflexes to sprawl in time. it's not that hard
>it's not that hard

>>150277777
Check em

>>150277630
>if someone tried to do a takedown on you IRL, i would just slam the back of their neck right between the shoulders
Yeah, and he just eats them because you have no leverage as he lifts you off the ground and slams your head on the concrete.

>>150277164 (OP)
Wrestling calls it stalling. UFC calls it a win.
If judges keep rewarding that, future main events will be 25 minutes of avoiding mixed martial arts.
>Dricus should have done something then
As it is in wrestling, the responsibility is on the one with the advantage, to make something happen.
Why do you think there's a shot clock in basketball? If one team just holds the ball and doesn't attack, it's the team with the ball that is stalling and therefore subject to a shot-clock violation - that's how basketball deals with stalling. It's not the opponents responsibility to "unstall" the situation caused by the "staller".
The UFC needs more aggressive stalling rules, otherwise, they're only incentivizing it.