Thread 150301573

my bronkies

grade A asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANPxrgsMVto

Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
215 lbs
Her head in the sky

BENGALS ARE WINNING THE SUPERB OWL

Burrow will throw for 5k+ yards and a record 56+ TDs and the Bengals will have the highest scoring offense in NFL history. They will make the wildcard game and finish second in the division because they'll also have the #32 ranked defense in the league.

>>150301573 (OP)
back when being a QB took iq. based Dan the man. Did I mention the Dolphins are the only team to have a perfect season?

>>150301620
>Who do you think does all the charity work retard
"Charity work" where 90% of the donations go to paying for overhead. Gee, thanks, God!

>Terry McLaurin
Pats
>Trey Hendrickson
Panthers
>Micah Parsons
Raiders

>>150301612
Grade A Chad

>>150301623
They did that before Dan

What are the odds that Jon Gruden gets suicided by the NFL if the appeal against him gets denied and the lawsuit is allowed to be heard in court? I have a feeling the NFL in all those emails with other owners talk about fixing games, including the Super Bowl, and ALL owners have said A LOT of racist shit in those emails.

>>150301623
>Did I mention the Dolphins are the only team to have a perfect season?
Yeah but Marino wasn't on that team, in fact he never won a Super Bowl period.

Good morning sirs
Make Cheerleaders Women Again
Christ is King
Go Chiefs

The Sheagles have never been a winning franchise. LOL!

>>150301634
I don't care

>>150301642
You don't care if it's proven that the NFL actively fixes games and the Super Bowl?

>>150301623
Another fun fact, the 85 Bears team, regarded as one of the greatest of all time, would have had a perfect season but Marino and his team full of shitters torched them up on Monday Night Football. That was their only loss that season

Reminder that the Commanders and the Broncos are in the Fraud Zone until further notice.

>>150301640
Niggas have been poverty-tier ever since they started and the fan-base still has a poverty mindset, that's why they're incapable of acting like they've been there whenever they win anything.

>>150301634
The Gruden and Flores lawsuits at the same time are the perfect storm. Trump is also pissed that they forced his queefs to throw the threepeat. League will be WWE status by the end of the decade

>>150301648
Dolphins offense was the perfect counter since they ran 3-wide a ton, which the rest of the league didn't. Bears were set up for your typical run heavy, 2 WR, 1-2 TE sets where they could bully the fuck out of you at the line. There's an extremely high chance the Dolphins win the Owl against the Bears if they beat the Patriots in the playoffs.

>>150301658
>League will be WWE status by the end of the decade
It'll only be watched by children and neck beards?

>>150301658
>League will be WWE status by the end of the decade
It technically always has been since it's registered as entertainment, not a sport, just like the WWE.

Give me 1 (one) reason why I shouldn't start jacking my peenor to the Vikings current starting QB and cheerleaders

>>150301647
It's old news anon. The very first episode of PBS' Frontline was called "An Unauthorized History of the NFL" and exposed all of it, including interviews with refs and uncovering owners who were in bed with bookies. The investigative journalist who did the documentary was found dead in shallow water a few months later. Everyone knows it's rigged, but no one wants to be another martyr. Either enjoy it as entertainment and don't gamble on it, or turn it off. Simple as

>>150301676
Fuck you I just broke my monitor

This shit literally doesn't matter. The NFL is a league where teams can go from being good to bad in a couple seasons and vice versa. Even if you suck for a long time and have nothing but disappointment, it's still possible to see your team become well run and a top contender, that's what I love about the NFL. Pic rel has two Super Bowls.

>>150301676
you just caint AITE WHITE BOY

>kiwi up at 4 AM fantasizing about tranny cock in his ass
Anyway, now that the hag is dead, will the honey bears return?

>>150301677
>aired in 1983
Modern day is all that matters, especially with gambling. If it comes out now that the NFL fixes games, they're getting sued into oblivion by everyone that has ever gambled on an NFL game and every sportsbook that has been around during Goodell's time as commissioner.

how do I learn to autistically watch football? I like the game however I feel like there’s so much shit I’m missing, such as routes, offense/defense shifts ect.

>>150301698
That's stupid, just wait til a rookie does good then tell everyone you knew he was going to do good because you watched film of him in college. Then talk about how you want to fuck Jared Goff and post pictures of you smoking cigarettes. That's the most efficient way of proving you're autistic. You can even talk about how you didn't get fired from your sanitation consultant job at the McDonalds that you decided to leave on your own.

>>150301573 (OP)
Based American Neverwalker

>>150301693
>not le heckin a few decades ago
Nothing's changed retard, you need to be 18 to post here

>>150301698
Unironically play some Madden NFL games. The older the better. Send me your home address I've got a copy of Madden 2005 I'll send you as well as some tasteful photographs of the Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders that someone just emailed me

>>150301698
Play Madden 08 on PC until you understand how the game works. Then watch games and form crystallized knowledge

>>150301698
Sag your pants like a faggot while walking down the bad areas of New Orleans. Embrace the consequences. That’s how the kiwi did it. Prior to the sweltering summers of ‘17, he was a cazzie. Now, he “knows ball” so to speak.

>>150301722
Legalized sports betting has happened. If you can't comprehend how a 35 billion dollar industry (just NFL betting) changes things if it's proven the NFL fixes games, then you're honestly too retarded to live.

Bet on this bussy

Fiction this bussy

>>150301698
Find journalist/poster that shares all-22 film with analysis. A lot of the SB nation sites do this kind of thing (example: https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/eagles-film-review).

>>150301738
>it's legal now
>this means the money from decades of Illegal gambling vanished into thin air
consider acking you 40 IQ subhuman zoomer. You clearly have no clue how sports gambling works and tried to base an argument off of a 5 second internet search

I feel like Baker Mayfield is gonna randomly win a SB before Lamar, Burrow, or Allen.

>>150301738
It was always legal in vegas dumbass. Have you watched the documentary, or did you develop dabilitating adhd from the ipad your drug addicted mother used to raise and lose interest when the first 30 seconds didn't include a microtransaction

just wanna remind you that >MY steelies run this genny

>>150301759
Strawman/10 thanks for admitting I'm right, and you're wrong, I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I won't see it. I know you can't resist, you're already typing.

>>150301768
Literally who

>>150301764
Baker will never win anything. He's eternally mid.

How are the Panthers gonna fuck up and get Hendrickson?

>>150301781
Mid QBs can randomly win rings though.

>>150301775
His steelies

>>150301617
>Burrow will throw for 5k+ yards and a record 56+ TDs and the Bengals will
go 8-8

Just start the fucking regular season already man. Why the tease every year

>>150301784
Yeah and sometimes they can win 7 of them

>>150301790
you WILL give the #6 and 7 WR the chance to fight for a practice squad spot.

>>150301693
>>150301738
>t. gambling addict in denial

>>150301790
Yeah just send guys out there cold as fuck from not playing for months
Imagine all the injuries

>>150301790
Just end my life man

>>150301802
We've seen that, too many teams spare their starters from any preseason reps and even barely use padded practice. I don't wanna sound like some try hard but you really do need to get used to being hit and hitting people again.

>>150301774
>no rebuttal
Go ahead, run from the truth all you want. Put the mortgage on parlays this season while you're at it, retard

>>150301764
Based. I literally bet my entire net worth on the Bakey Bucs winning the soup herbal this season. Don't forget the Eagles literally cannot defend this man

>>150301790
It would all be better if there wasn't constant and intense attention and media circus around training camp and preseason. Let them get their work in to prepare and then start paying attention once the season starts.
Obviously it won't happen, because fans are desperate for any crumb of information about >their team and media corps are happy to feed slop for a profit, but everything would be better if people could chill.

>>150301826
What did you do with the extra 30 bucks?

>>150301790
No you don’t get it august needs to be the worst month of the year where absolutely nothing happens we can’t just have football start that early, please understand.

>>150301826
>>150301833
Whoops I thought you meant the last time they won. Honestly I breeze through your posts and hardly ever finish them.

>DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY THE NFL HAS BEEN RIGGING GAMES FOR DECADES
>THEN WHY AM I SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY ON BETTING SLIPS
>FUCK YOU I'M GOING BACK TO R*DDIT

>>150301826
Baker has never beat the Eagles in Philadelphia
>the Eagles literally cannot defend this man
Not really true, it's their defense that has the Eagles' number. Baker has had a few mediocre games against them.

>>150301801
They always change their tone quick when they lose their bets too

>>150301826
Do you think the offense will have a slight drop off after losing their OC?

>>150301856
You have to make the offs to be sbmvp anon (cucs will win 7 games this year)

no threepeat?

>The Panthers and Browns really let this guy go
LOL
LMAO even

I don't care if it was a preseason game. New coaching staff, new o line, a halfway decent QB, and all 3 division rivals regressing. Bears are ploffing

>>150301689
Considering the new male cheerleaders from the last thread, I'd rather not have the distraction for Caleb

>32 - 9
>33 - 16

Yea, I'm thinking Baker owns the Eagles

>>150301871
Next year

>>150301871
There was a threepeat

I love preseason football. it’s a good start to the season and a couple little extra nuggies to get us by til the real games start. It’s like finding a couple extra fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag. Or an oreo sunday from Applebees with a little extra double fudge in it. Mayhaps Mexican cuisine from Taco Bell is more to your liking? Imagine a double chalupa with an extra large Mountain Dew baja blast and you find a a stray order chicken fries mistakenly dropped in your bag? Surely a most welcome treat

>>150301883
>games played: 3
>rings won: 3

Why does a Taylor halftime show sound kinda…

Anon, >your team is investing in their O-line, right?

Baker Shakers, we can't stop winning!

>>150301908
joe burrow is pretty good

>>150301677
This film is currently not available for streaming.

>>150301903
Shit – is what I was going to say

>>150301871
No threepeat because picrelated
Chiefs face any other team? They 3 peat.

Chiefs could very well win the Super Bowl again this year. Unless they face the Eagles. They won't have enough manpower to overcome them in the biggest stage.

Their best bet is hoping a team like the Buccaneers, Lions, Vikings, or Commanders beats the Eagles in the playoffs in the NFC.

Eagles are going on a historic defense arc, could be the next Legion of Boom but longer, just need to hope Jalen Hurts isn't the next cornball ass Russell Wilson

>>150301573 (OP)
i know dan marino from ace ventura

I support the Flores lawsuit. Not because I care about blacks or whatever. But because I'm tired of matchfixing, tanking, etc

>>150301883
Darian Kinnard is undoubtedly the best we've ever seen before age 26

>>150301917
Why are they body shaped looks like that??

>>150301926
It's on y*utube for free

>>150301928
Just need to hope they find a CB2 that can play. I still think they could have fit Isaiah Rodgers into the cap math.

>>150301931
Einhorn is Finkle..... Finkle is Einhorn

Haven’t drank any water so far today. It’s noon and I’ve just been glugging down energy drinks and pop all day. I’m on my 3rd sprite already lol

>>150301684
Where do you make these charts? I was doing it manually

rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

>>150301976
Is she a real police officer?

>>150301908
>Market Implied Team Scoring
fucking statfags I swear

>>150301953
>Let Sneed walk
>Sneedpeat ends
Worst mistake in Hunt family history

>>150301997
Based

>>150301788
>mfw Burrow wins anyway

gimme

>>150301997
431 yards, 4 touchdowns, 3 interceptions, bengals win 45-42

>>150301876
>bears fan falls for it again
pottery

Can I be frank with you?
I miss when two playoff teams had first round byes
it spiced up the banter more, now the 1st seed is just dick waving

>>150301996
That's not statfaggotry, it's just based on betting lines and O/Us.

>>150302047
Should have no byes

>>150301997
He'll be on the bench by the halfway point of the season.

>>150301926
>>150301952
https://youtu.be/LtAcYaubQXg?si=Ddb9ZTYAvedC_M1G

>>150301654
Broncos defense is too good to be fraudulent its the same as the superbowl team except worse on d and better on o

>>150301872
>be gifted a #1 overall pick for essentially nothing
>treat him like used goods
>discard him so you can draft a black manlet qb
>the guy you discarded goes on to throw 40 TDs and make the playoffs with another team
>the guy you drafted is a bust

Bad teams stay bad for a reason

>>150302055
>Should have no byes
Okay Goodell, what drug do you want to legalize for it

>>150301999
Anon, I was talking about the Eagles

>>150301928
>Chiefs could very well win the Super Bowl again this year

>>150302062
>muh bust
You know who also had two shitty years before becoming good?
Josh Allen

>>150301967
I just googled "[NFL Team Name] Historical Performance Chart"

>>150301999
>let Sneed walk
>tfw

>>150302030
>new ownership for the first time in 40 years doesn't le matter
keep talking bitch be here in january

>>150302074
alright you caught me anon, your preferred team will win the Super Bowl and that's why the Dayton Triangles go all the way

>>150301997
>>150302037
Flacco Chads..... while lil Brady and shart Ryan's of the world retire we just keep winning

>>150302076
If Bryce Young grew six inches and gained 50 pounds this would be a relevant comparison

>>150302062
Baker is not good though. Classic mid QB that holds you back because he's not good enough to win but not bad enough to tank.

>>150301999
TRVKE TRIPS

>>150302092
They did our girl dirty with that drawing

>>150302093
When I think of the Broncos I mainly think of Super Bowl blowouts

>>150302108
Drew Brees was a good short QB

>>150302126
chiefs have taken that curse

>>150302110
>I don't want to keep this guy
>he's a mid qb
>let's tank instead
>so we can get Bryce Young

Imagine the best QB in >your team's history being a merc that was only there for a couple years. Sad and embarrassing.

>>150302110
>Baker is not good though.
he shredded all the great defenses last year including dicking the eagles to the point the league had to fugazi the commanders over him in the playoffs cause strong women rule niggas lives

>>150302148
Joe Montana was and is a Chiefs Legend in this household and you will NOT talk shit on his name, now get the fuck out

>>150302144
They obviously didn't draft Young to tank, they thought he was The Guy. And he might be, he looks like he could be improving.

>>150302148
Don't talk about Warren Moon like that

>>150302166
>>150301997
>>150302037
I mean...
Come on, he was there with Justin Tucker. Right?

>>150302137
>a guy who had 99th percentile accuracy and 10/10 leadership skills managed to be a legit qb despite being short
>surely this means all undersized qbs are now viable

I am a white male.

Mahomie stats bro...if your reading this we miss you

>>150302095
lol okay

>>150302189
No we don't.

My QB :)

>>150302171
>They obviously didn't draft Young to tank

No, they tanked to get him. And I'm saying that was pointless since they had a better qb on their roster already. Throwing away entire seasons to just get worse at qb is like borrowing money from a loan shark to pay off your credit cards. The Panthers are a daft organization

>>150302189
>we miss you

no we fucking do not

>>150302110
Baker is probably a top 10 QB right now, honestly. I am not even a huge fan of his (and I think him playing while injured was dumb on his part because he was clearly a liability) but he has performed well the last two years and was good when not injured on the Browns.

>>150302095
My KANGZ defense are literally going to ANAL RAPE gayleb at home in front of all the bears fans until his poop crusted prolapsed anus is throbbing in pain. It will be the final humiliation as the entire team and every fan in the stadium kills themselves jonestown style. Then the rest of the Kangz and fans will steal your teams water bottle pony tail girls and have SEX with them. What do you think of that?

>>150302093
svul

>>150302189
hope he kysed

>>150302222
Literally who

Anal rape this bussy

>>150302166
Mexican hermanos, we taking over

Jonestown this bussy

>Jalen Ramsey says he only played in Miami so he could live in Miami
>wants to leave
>ends up in Pittsburg
Make it make sense

>>150302259
Why is every old logo 10x better than the new ones

Take over this bussy

Make sense of this bussy

Who thought giving bro the keys for 5 years was a good idea?

key this bussy

It's funny how nobody is talking about the Bills Hard Knocks

>>150302225
>they had a better qb on their roster already
They clearly thought he had a higher ceiling than Baker, which was a reasonable position at the time and might still be now.

>>150302294
He got traded there

>>150302010
>bengals win 45-42
Not with that defense lmao. Myles Garrett and Denzel Ward own burrow.

>>150302335
What is there to care about?

>Generally well run organization that is a current competitor but is inevitably going to lose to the Chiefs in the playoffs
>No drama on their team at all, at most might catch their HC talking about 9/11
Hard Knocks is only interesting on shitter teams, teams that have found new hope, or teams with some drama queens. Bills are good, but boring. You ever seen Josh Allen go an interview? He just gives the most generic football answers possible.

>>150302335
The only reason I'd watch it is to see Beaner

>>150301997
>shadman

>Flacco starting against the Bengals
Well, he's throwing for 300 yards & at least 3 TDs easily.

>>150302062
The Panthers will still be bad but don’t write off Bryce Young completely yet. He turned it around at the end of last year. There’s a chance he can develop into a starter but he’ll still be worse than Baker.

He's throwing this bussy easily

>>150302010
Unironically going to happen. Bengals win on an end of game FG.

>>150302348
Burrow is getting the ball out quick, and they have an actual RB now that can both run and catch.

>>150302261
I wonder what a freak like that does when he's suddenly denied an outlet for his peculiar brand of psychosis. Like, does he just just start spewing random qb stats at people waiting in line at the coffee shop? Start printing out memes and posting them on bulletin boards? Is it bold of me to assume he's even capable of going outside?

>>150302339
>and might still be now

>>150302084
Thanks, I wish there was an interactive slider since some of these teams go back so far. I made one for the Bears once to showcase how their modern problems go back to the second half of the Bears vs Titans game in 2012

I like seeing pro athletes just be like regular people.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fTYTuesaJBc

>>150302393
True. Burrow is plonked week 1

>draft like ten rookie qbs
>also:

Unedit this bussy

>>150302434
they have 1 elite QB on the roster, anon...

>>150302411
Joe "reddit" Burrow

>>150302434
Thats exactly what youre supposed to do, unless you have a high level first round-caliber qb, which they dont have

>>150302419
Post cart running her over

>>150302443
>Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett
Yes.

yes to this bussy

>>150302374
>Burrow is getting the ball out quick
He better hope Tee Higgins is up to par week 1, because Ward is Chase's daddy, and Garrett is the father of the Bengals entire O-Line.

How the FUCK did the Eagles lose to the browns?

>>150302434
What is Flacco even getting out of competing still? He has done more than enough to be content with hanging it up. Does he have a hooker obsession or something that makes playing for $4 mil worth it? I get coming off the couch for the Browns a couple years ago. They were a playoff team that lost their starter. But why go through training camp, and press, and the wear and tear for a team that is seemingly getting a top 5 pick?

>Joe Burrows wins against the Browns
>One time against the Deshaun Watson(2022)
>Twice against Dorian Thompson-Robinson(Both last season)
Joe Burrow is getting his salad tossed by the Browns Week 1 once again.

>>150302461
>MY steelies drafted a SB winning QB

>>150302378
There was a fellow on /tv/ who printed out woah jacks and then went to the movies with them in hand, using them to mock Marvel fans. When someone said something to the effect of “That was cool”, he would display his printed wojak and repeat the aforementioned phrase in a nasal tone. I can picture our stat-obsessed friend printing out his 4chan posts, using them as conversation starters at bars for instance, and then accusing bewildered spectators of being “webm schizos” and “lions fans”

>>150302507
He has said in interviews that he just loves playing football. It is not like they had to coax him off the couch, he jumped at the chance.

>>150302502
>preseason game
Anon, I....

>>150302485
What O-line?

>Browns have two SB winning QBs on their roster
>They were both drafted by the only two Super bowl winning teams in their division.

>>150302502
Even in bad seasons the Browns have a couple games where they play the top teams very tough. The Eagles didn’t really find their footing until after the bye either.

>>150302507
Because he loves to ball. It's that simple. Faggots like Ray Lewis who questioned his passion in the mid 2010s look absurdly plonked right now. The Kiwi always knew

>>150302502
Browns beat both the Steelers and Ravens last season. Kevin Stefanski era browns are never an easy win, though you will probably win.

>>150302529
>What O-line?
Which ever scrubs are trying to "protect" Joe Burrr during game day.

>>150302559
It looks like Garrett shit his pants

I didn't realize the Eagles traded for Kyler Murray. When did that happen?

As a Bengals fan I love the Flacco news. Not that Sanders or Gabriel is any better than him right now, but unproven rookies have always torched us. Going back many many years.

>>150302485
Which Cleveland DB gives Ja’Marr Chase nightmares?

"It's easy. I mean, Denzel," Chase said. "It's twice a year. It's one on one majority of the time. He got great feet. He knows leverage, he knows splits. He's one of the best"

Burrow has won just three times in eight starts against the Browns while taking 27 sacks and averaging under 250 yards per game, the lowest against any team has played more than four times; and wide receiver Ja’Marr Chase, who in seven career games against the Browns has been held under 60 receiving yards five times and has just three receiving touchdowns.

While there will be plenty of storylines to watch in the Ohio Rivalry, the biggest may be the latest matchup between Chase and the cornerback that keeps him up at night.

>>150302581
They should move the Browns to Columbus

Pancake

I'm sure Sanders won't be a massive distraction if Flacco goes out and has one bad half or something. Gonna be entertaining to watch.

>play vr football
>hurt my shoulder
its just like the real thing!

>>150302594
You should post this in /mu/ or /s/, not here

>>150302594
Id eat tha shi for breakfast

This kills the Ravens fag

>>150302601
You should post this bussy

Is Cam Ward good?

Joe Bussy

>>150302593
Buckeyes have too big of a foothold to ever have a successful NFL team there,.

>>150302601
Wishful thinking scenario:
Kelce retires, so the nfl is no longer married at the hip with this pop star
Reid retires to concentrate on his health, spend time with his family, and detox from his nuggie addiction
Mahomes pulls a Jordan and wants to follow in his dad’s footsteps to be a pitcher in baseball

>>150302189
Be the change you want to see in the world

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

anyway 7 > 3

>>150302640
>no city has ever had popular college and professional teams at the same time
Is this true? Also, fans of amateur football should get the rope anyway.

Can I get a "hell yeah" going in the thread

what if that was the best game Shadeur Sanders ever plays and never does that good ever again

>>150302659
>fans of amateur football should get the rope anyway.
Those amateur teams have existed before the NFL was even a thing. The Buckeyes are older than the the Oldest NFL team.

>>150302686
So? It's still amateur football, played by kids. I can allow a 4-year grace period after graduating, but grown adults caring deeply about sports played by teenagers is creepy and odd. They should be put on a list, at the least.

>>150302502
by starting the game immediately with their 3rd string featuring 2 QBs having a friendly contest to see who can spill their spaghetti the hardest

>be Cowboys fan
>think about the Eagles
many such cases, SAD!

>>150302702
Professional football is soulless compared to college kino, sorry.

>>150302678
then everything went as expected as Mel Kiper cries

>>150302566
shit I'd gladly take him over DTR at this point

"You can never have too much bussy"

- Joe "Bussy" Burrow

>>150302719
I never said the NFL has soul. College football is worse than soulless though. And, if it's not clear, I do not blame the kids playing the game. For the most part they have soul. It's the middle-aged creeps that obsess over it that are the problem.

Who's going to be cut? Gabriel or Shaddeur?

>NFL acquires stake in ESPN
>ESPN announces Spike Lee's docuseries on Colin Kaepernick will not be aired
Makes me think....

>>150301628
>>Terry McLaurin
>Pats
There's no way the commies actually let him go right? He's fully 50% of their offense. Do they think Jayden can throw to himself?

>>150302798
Yeah, they're not going to trade him. But they're alienating him to the point where I very much doubt he'll be playing for them in a couple years.

i want to lick a girl's asshole just once before i die

>>150302798
Mariota could do it. What’s so hard about it?

>>150302811
I licked my wife's last night, she loved it

>>150302719
>Watching Alabama beat Southwestern Florida Sisterfucker Technical Institute 73-10 is soulful

>>150302512
The Browns are really good at getting under the skin of the rest of their division. Those games are always a good watch

Is it possible that Noah Knigga might go pro one day lads?

>>150302822
Marcus Mariota is a far better QB than Jayden Daniels

FACT

>Saints traded Khalen Saunders to the Jaguars for Luke Fortner
Luke Fortner is legitimately one of the worst centers in the NFL I wonder what they see in him

>>150302652
you know that's not true. Mahomes at 29 has more Superbowl MVPs and regular season MVPs than brady at the same age. The success isn't even a comparison .

>>150302831
I don't watch SEC inbreds, so not my problem.

>>150302811
Why haven't you already?

>>150302717
>Brings up Dem Boyz out of nowhere
lmao. Telling.

>>150302847
Everyone knows it will be Swift

>>150302791
Are we seriously still talking about this?

>>150302861
because only fat black girls are interested in me and i dont wanna lick a fat black girl's asshole
sigh beggars cant be choosers i suppose

>>150302870
They are some still in the Nile

Excellence

>>150302850
Why get rid of Saunders? He seemed decent

>>150302891
It's what happens when you're not poverty.

>>150302891
>20th century rings

>>150302891
They haven't even made it to a conference championship game since they started the salary cap lel

>>150302908
>immediate seeth
My team isn’t even good and it still lives rent free in your head. Why are the Cowboys so uniquely powerful?

>>150302891
kill it with fire

Imagine being 4-9 against Dick Poopsock

>>150302891
>NFCCG appearances since the invention of the DVD: zero (0)

I like to browse the ESPN college ball page and leer at the American black peepo names.

>>150302951
How many Super Bowl wins does Dick Poopsock have over that stretch?

>3-5 against browns
>3-6 against Ravens
>4-3 against Steelers
Why is he so overrated? Why are bungals fans so uppity? Is it all because of that one playoff season that led to another Bungals Superb Owl loss?

>Anon posting win history from several teams
>Dallas' record gets posted
>Inconsolable seethe starts pouring in
I fucking love this shit so much.

>>150302962
The best player name ever belonged to the White American hero, Young Bussey of the Chicago Bears.

>>150302975
He's no Lejarius Sneed but I guess thats a good one. It kinda blew my mind when I found out that Sneed was a half decent player for the chiefs. I thought for the longet time that he was a nobody famous for his name.

>>150302970
See>>150302953

>He's still going
Comfy

>>150302891
Excellence is really only defined by long steep positive slopes. They were good but not Niners or Patriots good. Sorry.

>>150302990
Hahaha SNEED
Just like the Simpsoms maymay xDDDD

>>150302990
If you think L’jarius Sneed is funny, don’t look up the name of his late brother. Utterly outrageous

>>150303005
This chart shows 15 years of being elite and then complete mediocrity outside of that.

>>150303014
Right on the money. That is exactly what this name is like
>>150303019
>T'Quarontarion
God bless the American negro

>>150302969
wins are not a QB stat and he passes the eye test with flying colors
>Why are bungals fans so uppity?
i dont think theres a single rational bungles fan thats uppity with that front office and defense.

>>150303005
You're on a downward trend, bud. Also, Dem Boyz have won an owl more recently than the Whiners.

Alaska needs a team

>>150303083
No they don't

>>150303037
Point is they reached heights the Cowgirls could never

Greenland should get a team and Trump should sign an executive order forcing the Dolphins to play a game there in order to solidify the status of the newest United State.

>>150302842
lmao

spee pick'em is open for NFL
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>>150303083
Not as much as a logistical nightmare as Hawaii or London, but is there even demand for football in Alaska?

Patty Cuckitini

where did the term truck stick come from and wtf does it mean.

Truck stick this bussy

>>150303200
Trucking has been used as a term for a long time to refer to a play who ran through players and broke a bunch of tackles.

Pretty sure Truck Stick was a feature in Madden and people picked the term up.

>>150303149
Alaskans are Americans. Of course there’s demand for football you dumb Latinx. People from Montana will drive hundreds of miles to the nearest stadium to watch a game.

.

Greg olsen just called me about 75 racial slurs on twitter

Watch this bussy

>>150303244
There's a difference between a small group of passionate fans and there being enough interest to fill a stadium with capacity nearing 100,000.
Especially because visiting team fans are very unlikely to make the long trip.

>>150303200
Madden 05 I think, the one where hit stick (aka using the ps2's analog stick to deliver hard hits) came out, truck stick was sort of a counter for it

>>150303285
You’re probably still in less internet trouble than Lamar, who from what I can tell just loves Jesus a lot.

>>150303285
Based

>>150303302
This is true. Look at the Coyotes in the NHL before they moved. They had a passionate fanbase and filled the arena, but it seemed like they had like 50,000 dedicated fans and the rest of the population didn’t care. Phoenix is a lot easier to get to than Anchorage too.

>>150303306
ty

>>150303285
WTF I LOVE GREG OLSEN NOW

The alaska vipers!

are any of the new madden games worth it or nah

>>150303285
were you being them?

>>150303412
absolutely not, your better off emulating 2k5 and getting mods. Only braindead normies play any new Madden game

>>150303412
Hell no, stick to modded madden 08 or ESPN NFL 2k5, allpro football 2k8 and modded tecmo super bowl deserve some mentions too

>>150303487
For my money, you should just play NFL Blitz for the N64. Definitely the most accurate portrayal of the game.

>>150303281
He's a fucking cooler to success.

>>150303594
Of the 70s NFL

For me it's blood bowl

You guys remember that pre-season game where Bustin Fields went out and threw two TDs and had a perfect passer rating? lol.

>>150303412
I haven't gotten a new Madden since '09. It holds up pretty well though, I still play it every once in a while.

>>150303717
Madden 15 might be last good one, 19-23 are the worst, madden 13 is awful too but that was a 'rebuild' and the 'step in the right direction' horseshit start iirc

>Still playing video games
Shiggy

>>150303530
I'm a Caleb fan but I'm not reacting too strongly to yesterday. The Bills were playing as vanilla defense as you will see in the NFL. Still, he did what he was supposed to do, I especially liked that he killed the play when the screen blew up and even though Odunze dropped the ball, Caleb got it out quick and on target. Also, Tyson Bagent had a monster game as well, not a lot of people talking about that.

>>150303772
They're called sports simulators you daft philistine

>>150302411
kek

Bring me Trey Hendrickson

>>150303752
People have been trashing Madden for 2 decades now and they have a point. 2K5 and APF 2K8 still feel more like a football simulation than it. The big downside to those games is that the playbooks are just so outdated now that nothing you do will feel like the modern football.

>>150303911
This. Look at the way Jerry Rice tracks the ball, tries to maintain his balance and falls down. This shit feels so real.

>>150303958
One more then I'll fuck off.

>>150303958
look at the ball spiral too. modern madden games QBs either throw perfect spirals or absolute ducks with no inbetween

>>150303976
>queefs

>>150303487
I also forgot to mention Backbreaker, blitz the league 1 and 2, and RETRO BOWL

>>150304111
Checked. No love for NFL Street?

>>150304169
Never got to play that one unfortunately

Nix and Daniels will both take a major step back in 2025. Cap this

which Minnesota Viking do you guys think gets more TDS (total dicks sucked) this season, JJ McReddit or Louie?

>>150303911
NFL 2k5 was so good EA Sports panicked and paid millions for exclusive NFL rights. Madden sucks

>>150304231
Maye > McCarthy > Daniels > Penix > Williams > Nix

>>150304231
daniels yes nix will be the same. nix actually is getting built around and payton is his guy. pat bryant the WR they picked in the 3rd is a day 1 #2 receiver too potential steal of the draft he catches everything

>>150303149
It’s more of a logistics nightmare than London. Tampa/Atlanta to Anchorage is a 8-9 hour flight and you’d have miserable weather for 10 weeks

>>150304237
guarantee you if you go to any city the vikings are playing in and go on grindr these cheerleaders will have a profile. in fact im going to prove myself right the next time they come to town and then post their shit here lol i have 100% confidence i could get both of the dudes in the webms to send pics of their gaped asses and then ill send that to da league

>>150302633
Yes, but his receivers are dogshit

>>150302633
week 1 against the broncos he rolled a cancer rookie season

>>150304237
Hold up are you telling me a male cheerleader might be a gay

>>150302523
disturbingly plausible

>>150302811
THAT'S WHAT PROSTITUTES ARE FOR

My Packies poised to go 10-7 and miss the playoffs

mina bros... first the chess whore, and now madison.... BHC is slipping away

>>150304309
lol and strippers. incels cant understand the thought of whores though

>>150304395
>>150304309
You don't even need strippers or whores, just find a drunk girl at a club.

>>150304562
nah im not into rape sorry

Why did the Commies sign a bunch of washed up vets in the offseason and not just pay their guys?

>>150304628
Theyre not actually supposed to be good

>>150304623
It's only rape after if you're balding.

>>150302633
It's hilarious how so many of the QBs coming out of college now have dogshit throwing mechanics, but it doesn't matter because their arms are incredible.

>>150304628
Josh Harris is cancer. We warned you.

>>150304628
>stuck with the commies name, grandpas and Josh Harris
lol lmao

>>150304628
What guys besides Terry McLaurin?

The Eagles' roster is like 90% Bama and Georgia now

One of my favorite things about watching a game with Buck and Aikman commentating is that Aikman will occassionally get excited on a play and go, "WOOAHH-HOOOOOO!!!". I love when that happens.

>>150304816
Aikman sucks. He was incredibly overrated as a player too.

>>150302878
I fucking hate the mythologizing of Kaepernick by race-baiting faggots like Spike Lee because the truth is:

1) The Niners were one dropped punt away form going to the super bowl with Alex Smith the year before Kaepernick took over and were in first place when Smith got hurt the following year. Kaepernick didn't really make them any better, it's just that Kyle Williams and his feeble brain weren't around to botch obvious fair catch situations any more. For all we know Smith wins that super bowl if Harbaugh hadn't stabbed him in the back
2) His reputation is 90% based off that Green Bay game but it's pretty obvious in retrospect that that was just Dom Capers sharting himself because he never di anything like that ever again. The Packers never adjusted and kept playing like Kaepernick wanted to pass even though all their yardage was from rushes. There's a reason Capers never got another DC gig after he left Green Bay.
3) Unlike that Dumbass Capers, the rest of the league figured out pretty quickly that Kaepernick had no touch, was bad with progressing through his reads and would usually bail out and run unless someone was wide open. And it turns out being limited and* predictable really doesn't work against NFL defenses, hence the results in your pic. He was legitimately terrible by the end. A one-read fastball was all he had
4) He got benched for performance reasons, not politics. The kneeling started AFTER the team gave up on him. He was protesting losing his starting job. He dressed it up in liberal bullshit but he was just seething at being (deservedly) benched for a white guy with good hair
5) After that he deliberately sabotaged trades and free agent offers because he decided he'd rather play martyr than actually have to compete since Nike was right behind him with a bunch of endorsement money anyway. So the hipster communist activist took a bunch of money from shoes made in sweatshops by child labor. He's a fraud and a poser

>>150304870
Who raped you?

>>150304816
He's truly drunk and stoned

YEAHHH HERE WE GO

>>150302847
It will be Jay Z the ugly n

>>150304903
>*runs out of bounds for a two yard loss*

>>150304875
What in the Madden Ultimate Team is that?

>>150302037

I think we owe him an apology, /sp/

Caleb is already better than Duke Poopchute

>>150305009
>implying being better than Dak is difficult

>>150305009
Yeah

>>150305044
Pooper sucks too though

>>150304782
Brian Robinson is holding in now as well

>>150305059
Brob had less rush yards than Daniels on more attempts. He's not worth signing

>>150305059
the kid they drafted in the 7th round took his spot

If Jalen wins the Owl again and wins SB MVP again, would he pass any of the big four in your eyes?

While we're piling on the shitmanders, try to name a more overrated player than Frankie Luvu (you can't)

>>150305084
He's already surpassed LaMeme because of durability, consistency and clutch play.

>>150305086
Even the Panthers knew he was fraudulent

>>150302847
It'll be Drake or someone else washed. Taylor just made a whole bunch of money so she's off the list for at least 5 years until she's struggling to get people's attention.

>>150305084
Yeah I'd put him over Allen at that point. If Mahomes continues to decline it won't be too long before he gets passed too.

Dem 'ders got you boilin

>>150305086
Is that the ultra rare double spin the Mahomes Sluprer cried about?

>>150304873
Based and truthful

>>150305189
lol forgot about all of that

MINA NO DONT KILL YOURSELF

>>150305281
IT OVER

Give it to me straight

How fucking ass will Justin fields be this season with a team that practically has one WR?

>>150305324
No Steelers D to bail him out either.

>>150305303
Literally who

>>150305324
>How fucking ass will Justin fields be this season

>>150305324
Considering hes a 1 read QB i dont think its much of a hindrance

>>150305324
He's just a stop gap QB. They honestly might draft a QB next year and have him start until they deem that guy ready.

>>150305272
the Smith catch from that game was a lot more impressive

Which teams play tonight?

>>150305358
bungles @ commies

>>150305353
i doubt Arch wants to play for the Jets. He's gonna take the same advice that Peyton got and stay in college for another season.

>>150305359
that's clearly not a catch wtf

>>150305367
Arch isn't coming out to next year's draft and the Jets probably won't be bad enough to draft him anyways.

>>150305369
two feet down before the knee hits

>>150305387
Look at their offense and tell me this is going to win like 3 games. It'll be a miracle if they do.

>>150305403
They're going to stab anyone who tries to score on them

Cowboys own your shit team.
Google your franchcise’s lifetime record against the Cowboys. I will eat by own testicles if you can find a single team that leads my Cowboys in the series.

>>150305410
Raiders. Inb4 you cope

how bad Dem Boyz getting beaten week 1?

>>150305410
Cowboys have never beaten my Dayton Triangles

>>150305431
35-14

>>150305410
True. The Cowboys are 18-14 against the Saints.

>>150305410
niners 21-19-1

>>150305410
My Steelers are 17-16 and took 2 rings from dem goyz :)

>>150305477
All this and dubs, too

Take this bussy

>>150305524
i would love to

>>150305365
TY

Cowboys are 69-0 against this bussy

would you?

>>150305657
SKOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>150305657
i'd skol fuck him

>>150304816
He looks like he has a dick that plonks on stuff

>

>>150305729
also his mom being on ho patrol helps

>>150305759
Yeah bro, that's totally it, that's why he doesn't have women hanging off him...

>>150305754
why didn't they show Mahomes taking the walk of shame?

>>150305754
Trust the process

>>150305369
You don't know ball

>>150305892
it was a business decision

>>150305809
If being gay is what it takes to win it all

>>150305367
Arch sucks, who cares

You know Eaglesfags are insecure when they brag about beating a backup QB. I guess when you're a poverty franchise, you gotta take "success" wherever you can get it.

>>150305945
dude muh cinematic lighting lmao
t. jerruh

>>150305945
Kek, was that Pooper

Eagles Owl wins
>Brady
>Mahomes
Chiefs Owl wins
>Unitas
>Garoppolo (lol)
>Hurts
>Purdy (lol)
Patriots Owl wins
>Warner
>Delhomme (lol)
>McNabb (lol)
>Wilson (lol)
>Ryan (28-3 LOL)
>Goff (lol)

>>150306121
yeah

>>150306127
>Garoppolo
>Purdy
Don't forget they were being coached by Kyle Shannachoke

>>150306127
>barely beating a 41 year old QB who threw for over 500 yards
>Refbabby mutt
lmao. Nice Owl resume, faggot.

>>150306127
Goff played a superbowl?

>>150306196
Yeah, Rams-Patriots. The Rams scored 3 points.

>>150306196
Yeah
Super Bowl LIII
A barn burner 13-3 game between the Pats and Rams

>>150306173
The Eagles saved football. Say thank you.

>>150306202
>>150306206
Makes sense i never heard about this im literally shocked

>>150306208
The eagles literally ruined millions of swifties lives coward

>>150306253
That's what I said

>>150306233
Elite bussy?

>>150306253
Good.

>>150306206
By far the worst Super Bowl I've ever seen in my life

If Jameis Winston gets traded I hope the Giants can get a decent corner from it.

>>150306127
Might not look like much now but beating Purdy will look good in Mahomes resumé 10 years from now

Purdy will hit his peak right when Mahomes Lamar and Allen will be falling off

>>150306321
Who's desperate enough for Winston?
The Saints?

>>150306127
Wilson has only thrown 1 interception in a Superbowl

Wait a minute Purdy is 25yo lol i thought he was like 22

Who has the best bussy

>>150306327
As a starter probably but surely there’s a few teams that need a backup too.

>>150306380
Joey "Hairless Ass" Burrow

>>150306327
>The Saints?
The Saints are going to take their lumps this season. No need to panic and try to get a veteran QB.

If the Saints win more than 4 or 5 games, I'll be pissed.

>>150302335
hard knocks ever being good was a complete anomaly and will never happen again

picrel was mildly amusing though

>>150306438
Shit they may not win 2 anon
They're gonna be awful

>>150306321
the NFL needs more Jameis Winston

>>150306438
Send kamara to my chiefies

>>150306438
Saints vs Giants is the battle for the #1st overall draft pick

>>150305410
pass interference, number 30 (Anthony Brown)

>>150306521
Dart already looks like the best qb in the division, you’re wrong and also gay.

>>150306521
Giants aren't gonna be THAT bad
The Jets though may be

>>150302335
Hard Knocks sucks, it's all shit teams no one cares about. The last good one was the Lions because Dan Campbell is a fucking character, big muscle bound emotional retard who says whatever comes to his mind. The Jets one sucked cause it's liked they coached Saleh to be more like Campbell for ratings. The Giants one sucked because they're terribly uninteresting people and you know they're going to fail. The only high point of that one was the owner to talking to the gm and basically predicted Barkley going to the Eagles when they were playing hard ball with his contract. Now they're trying it with a team that isn't shit hoping it'll get more views. Nobody on the Bills is interesting either.

>>150306208
Thank you for your service

Rate my starting line up
12 Man league, Full PPR
QB - Joe Burrow
RB1 - Jahmyr Gibbs
RB2 - Kyren Williams
WR1 - Ladd McConkey
WR2 - Egbuka
TE - Sam LaPorta
FLEX1 - Jakobi Meyers
FLEX2- Jaylen Waddle
K - Cameron Dicker

>>150306208
unfortunately, goodell and vegas pulled a fast one with all the gambling, eagles didn't quite save it, but the chiefs were exposed as the giga frauds they are

>>150306611
>eagles didn't quite save it
nah, they did, they saved it

>>150306597
Injuries/10

>>150306597
>WR1 - Ladd McConkey

Based

>>150304628
Because Rivera fucked up the roster by drafting horrible players so they have to fill the team with old stopgaps until they can draft younger player

>>150306622
They didn't kill the gambling and fixed game shit killing today's NFL, they just killed the biggest beneficiary of it

>>150306547
Look at the Giants schedule and tell me which teams you think they can beat
Pats and Saints. That's it

>>150304628
They've been doing that shit for at least a decade, maybe 2.

>>150306380
Lamar

Which raiders will have a better record? Raiders Tirol or Las Vegas Raiders?

>>150306333
And Delhomme's thrown 0 and arguably outplayed Brady at 38
Whats your point?

>>150304628
the commies are a merc team, with mclaurin and daniels; and they won't pay one of them lol

Delhomme was a better qb than Russ.

>>150306684
Oddly reminiscent of the raiders 63 pointer against staley's chorgers

>>150306684
Better question, will the Centurions have more points in that game than the Raiders have wins?

>>150306748
Anon, are you retarded?

>>150306597
Lad McConkey such a deano name

Part 2

>>150306597
I skipped out on fantasy last year. Might do it again.

Westside

>>150306597
Your WR room is an absolute asspull but I think it might also win your league outright if they live up to the hype.

>>150306783
In a few

I hate Mondays

>>150306718
proofs?

>>150306771
You might be if you see the Raiders winning 7 games :^)

Bengals/Washington
>>150306795
>>150306795
>>150306795

Its so quiet, out there in dallas. Wheres Dem Boyz?

>>150306611
I have to assume the league doesn't explicitly tell the teams it's rigging games for that they're participating in rigged games because then you have dozens of co-conspirators. And, as we've seen, a lot of players are stupid enough that they'd immediately blab to their entourage so they could place suspicious wagers. The only ones who really need to know are the refs.

But that means the Chiefs also didn't know they were about to be served up like sacrificial lambs when the refs were instructed to shut it down for the owl. And that makes it so much funnier.

Imagine Mahomes dropping back, expecting to have his usual 47 seconds, only to get hit, and hit hard. And then he gets hit again, in the head, no flag. And this just happens all game. Everything they'd been led to believe they were entitled to all year just yanked away at the worst possible moment with no warning. They must have felt like Wile E. Coyote when he finally looks down and realizes there's no ground under his feet. No wonder they were crying. It wasn't just a beating, it was a betrayal. The red wedding of super bowls. And it was glorious. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of pricks.

>>150306438
Hey, fuck you.

"starters"

Miss me?