Thread 150325983

Shedookie and Shitlo aren't going to make it
> imagine losing your job because your mom cant stop being a whore
Brownies in full cope mode now

First for my Tardies

>>150325983 (OP)
Anyways, 7 > 3

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

ive been doing some thinking and >MY steelies finna run the norf, this genny, and the superb owl

>>150327863
you don't have to take over for the statmutt you know

Shedeur's mom is pretty hot

anyone know the significance of the numbers 40 and 6? i see it posted every once in a while

>>150327878
I always see 28 and 3... but it keeps me warm and cozy.

>>150327878
I'm not sure. The last SB did include a team that scored 40, but the opposing team scored 22, not 6. So it must be something else.

it's like 6 and 7 some weird zoomer thing

>>150327865
using all the regis doesn't make sense
only registeel fits

>>150327893
How many of the 22 were in garbage time?

Temujin please come home babe I need you this life ain't worth living without you

can my team just not suck this year thanks

>>150327863
Based

>>150327912
Sorry bears bro but no deal

>>150327904
16

>>150327912
Is your team the Jets, Browns, Jags, Cards, Phins, Giants, Bears, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Saints, Colts, or Titans?

>you will never get to pig out on a five dollar box from Taco Bell while watching football all Sunday with the family
how do I go back?

>>150327959
Have your own family and create those same memories

>>150327902
they all fit

>>150327973
but Taco Bell sucks now…

>>150327863
>2nd
Who's #1?

>>150327973
Having sex won't bring back the $5 box loke it used to be. A fucking bean burrito is almost $3. Crucnchwrap is almost $7. The $5 box is all bottom tier menus items including twists. The twist used to be included for free now they're advertised as part of the meal. It's madness.

>>150327973
I'm trying, but my malewife might be infertile

>>150328016
???
Yea it's not $5 anymore but this is fine

>>150328076
What's so good about Baja Blast? I always see it memed but we don't sell it here and I never tried it when I went over. How does it compare to normal mountain dew?

Penis Jr.

>>150328099
I think it is fucking gross, personally.

>>150327940
green gay

>>150328076
It's cheaper because they make that money back off of the data they harvest from your phone. If you walk into the store to order that's closer to $9. Also the food is shittier now.

Have you guys ever watched the tv show Girls? Its so degenerete and gay but i keep watching

>>150328129
kek lol oh no

>>150328099
It's nothing great, it's just sweeter than Mnt Dew. It used to be a Taco Bell exclusive drink but they started selling it in grocery stores several years ago; you aren't missing anything

>>150328135
No but I have had sex with girls. Really girls, with actual vaginas. And I mean 1 vagina each, not that they had multiple vaginas. That would be weird.

>>150328162
It look like an axe wound but its very magical

>>150328162
Multiple vaginas is hot with a bro

>>150327940
My Phins don’t look too bad, I think a mediocre season is likely, possible wild card hunt if all goes well

>>150328135
is that show with Lena Dunkums??

Post your all time teams
>QB
Brady
>RB
Sanders
>WR
Rice, TO (outside) Fitz (in the slot)
>TE
Kelce
>OL
Joe Thomas, Lane Johnson, Larry Allen, Will Shields, Jason Kelce
>DL
Warren Sapp, Aaron Donald, Reggie White, Bruce Smith
>LB
Ray Lewis, Derrick Brooks
>CB
Prime, Revis (outside) Ramsey (in the slot)
>S
Troy, Ed

>>150328349
In what world are you picking Kelce over Gronk? You might as well just put a WR3 there lmao. Gronk actually blocked and if he was healthy he totally mogged Kelce.

>>150328349
coach?

>>150328134
>download app
>order goyslop
>delete app
Ez

>>150328341
Yes and shes naked in literally every fucking episode

>>150328403
yuck why would you want to see that

>>150328349
You know ball

>>150328403
sounds gross

>>150328403
fuck that's hot

>>150328349
>QB
Sanders
>RB
Sanders
>WR
Sanders, Sanders
>TE
Sanders
>OL
Unnecessary
>DL
Sanders
>LB
Sanders
>CB
>Sanders, Sanders
>S
Sanders
>Coach
Primate

Watching my Redskins play is like fucking a soft twink

>>150328349
Gronk? Lawrence Taylor?

forgot to make a thread because gooning

coach I jus caint!

>>150328507
Its fascinating watching her destroying herself

>>150328548
thought you were responding to favorite ages but the reaction didn't make sense

>>150328507
>>150328555
does /nfl/ really?

>>150328349
>Lane Johnson over Ogden or Jones

bradysknees is the mel kiper jr of middle school talent. guy really looks at the tape

>>150325983 (OP)
link?

>>150325983 (OP)
>involving pilar sanders
wait... was he fucking his mom?

So we all agree the timing of this extension sends a clear message to Caleb Williams right?

fuck, its over baltibros...

>>150328602
Holy fuck retard it says who banged her in the next sentence.

>>150328555
This is Taylor, the second she gets married

>>150328610
I think the league is just realizing that quality backups are very important because in today's game every QB seems to get dinged up and miss a game or two at least, or you WANT to be able to have them sit for a game or two if they get some kind of ankle sprain instead of risking further injury.
He played really well in the preseason and apparently did well in camp too. I don't think they're looking to replace Caleb or scare him, but you don't wanna have your season derailed because Caleb hurts his shoulder and your back up is some nobody scrub who you know is gonna lose so you have to force Caleb back out too early and he gets hurt more.

Jags literally did with with T Law and ruined their season.

>>150328590
I have a much higher hit rate.

>>150325983 (OP)
Fake news. My sources claim that Shadeur’s mom has never had sex.

>>150328555
what the fuck kek. The last I saw her was in the movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

>>150328646
They saying shes on the opposite of Ozempic

>lamar injured
oh boy here we go

>>150328626
The next sentence of that image? The only people mentioned are rappers and the implication is that it was a gangbang with the ho mom.

>>150328675
How bad?

>>150328349
>Owner/GM
Al Davis
>HC
John Madden
>OC
Bruce Arians
>DC
Gregg Williams
>QB
Brett Favre
>HB
prime CJ2K
>FB
Mike Alstott
>WR
Cliff Branch, Tyreek Hill
>TE
Gronk
>OL
the Raiders' OL that year they were really good (2016)
>DL
Albert Haynesworth, Tony Siragusa, Ndamukong Suh
>OLB
Lawrence Taylor, Charles Haley
>ILB
Bill Romanowski, Vontaze Burfict
>CB
Night Train Lane, Ronnie Lott
>S
Darren Sharper, Jack Tatum

Did you guys see some of Rich Eisen back on SportsCenter? Was actually kind of cool. Don’t know why they put Mina on there to argue with him about his Top 10 list. It seems like they can’t help themselves and ESPN only knows how to make debate television.

>>150328681
DARREN SHAWPA
ONE OF THE MOST HAWDEST HITTIN SAFETIES IN
DA
LEEEEEEEAGUE

>>150328681
this is an uncontrollable locker room

>>150328697
I don't mean this as an insult to you personally I don't know how you guys watch these "shows" and "podcasts" in sports media these days. You couldn't pay me to purposefully regularly watch anything on espn, nfl network, etc.
I only recently started watching some stuff discussing
>my team
online and it already makes me want to stop watching. These "people" are all fucking morons.

>>150328681
>no antonio brown

>>150328678
Ok, you're getting close. It's a video of people having sex. It lists the people that are in the video. What were the people in the video doing?

Lamar injury is a nothingburger someone stepped on his hand

>>150328723
I don’t outside of clips on YouTube. I intentionally looked into it, since he was on SC when I was younger and I watched sports shows then.

>>150328750
I did not "step" on his hand it was an accident I got pushed

>>150328744
Having sex with the mother.
>The video appears to have been filmed in a Raymond James Stadium suite involving Pilar Sanders and rappers Yung Jetti and Kooli G.
3 people, in a video. About sex with the mother.

>>150328697
They're boomer friend simulators to keep them on message and cost nothing to make.

>>150328633
There was nothing stopping the Bears from tendering Bagent after this season. He was signed as a UDFA so he would've been a restricted free agent after this season. I get what you're saying good backups are worth paying but there was no need to extend him right before the season other than they're either sending a message or expect his value to dramatically increase

>>150328751
Yeah I get that, that is why I was saying it wasn't like some slight at you for even watching it or assuming you gobble all the tvslop up. I just don't get how people watch this shit regularly.

>>150328778
Is the mother one of those people?

>>150328788
Maybe some teams gave them a call after the preseason showings or something. Caleb played just fine in his opener, not like he was a total disaster or anything.

I just casually remembered ive watched Tank Dell tearing his ACL, MCL, LCL, dislocating his kneecap and his fucking meniscus live

>>150328815
I will unironically state I thought Pilar was one of the sons none of these names are human names holy shit kek
My brain confused the names.
I will fully admit I'm a retard on this one.

>>150328842
pilar is a spanish name

>>150328856
I didn't stutter.

>>150328829
Value is relative but I still think the extension was a message. Bagent is literally the first Bears Quarterback to receive a contract extension since Jay Cutler in 2014. That doesn't go unnoticed by media, fans and guys in the locker room

Will Danny Dimes destroy Tua week 1 and render him concussed from game 1?

>>150328918
Quarterbacks don't play eachother like that. I could see Danny throwing a ball really off target and accidentally hitting pooa on the sideline, even the slightest contact is enough to give him a seizure at this point.

>>150328610
You are out of your mind if you think Bagent is a threat to Caleb. He's a UDFA and a quality backup, with the kind of retarded QB situations around the league they're probably trying to lock him down before someone dangles a few million in his face to become the Colts starting QB.

>>150328918
Quinn Eewers has some massive juice somewhere so I expect him to start this season after tua gets heemed. Ewers family must be old old blood if they could stave off the mannings

>>150328918
aye

well which is it

>>150328185
Virgin detected

>>150328952
>sewers

>>150328935
They don't but this is Tua, a hard stare might scare him into concussion protocols.
>>150328952
>Quinn Eewers
What fucking games were you retards watching that people keep bringing this guy up. He was completely scared out of his wits and had no fucking clue what to do out there 90% of the time. Wilson is a retard also.
Phins have 0 qbs of merit right now and wilson is the best of the lot *sadly*

>>150328977
did you know that your hand... is connected to your wrist?!

>>150328986
>>150328991
You dont get what the word juice means lol

>>150328992
is it also connected to his foot?

>>150329002
Juice is slang for steroids

>>150329002
The phins have 0 qbs of merit.

>>150329012
Juice as in juiced in not juicing.

>>150328945
>trying to lock him down before someone dangles a few million in his face to become the Colts starting QB.

Do you realise how restricted free agency works? Even if lets say Caleb Williams tore his ACL in October and Bagent played average to great football the Bears would've been able to place a 2nd round tender him for 5.3 million which means if a team absolutely loved him they'd have to give up a 2nd round pick and offer a deal the Bears weren't willing to match. Maybe I'm out of my mind but I see this as a clear message. The Bears are telling everyone "we have two answers at Quarterback"

My wrist bone's connected to my fist bone, my fist bone's connected to your ass bone

>>150329012
The juice is loose.

>>150329032
>The Bears are telling everyone "we have two answers at Quarterback"
>by paying an UDFA less money than Zach Wilson is making in 2025
Lol

>>150328836
Caught the TD while doing it, too. He’s out for the year, right?

>>150329025
>sewers

dimes

>>150329103
That's the only dime Danny will be dropping in Indianapolis

>>150329079
Hes not been ruled out for this season but i doubt he'll play

>>150329014
Merit doesn't matter when ur a nepobaby

>>150329137
The real nepo is arch kek

>>150329068
Bagent was under contract for this year and a restricted free agent next year. The 2nd round tender cost is only 5.3 mil see pic related. By giving him an extension now at two years 10 mil with incentives up to 16 mil they're basically saying they expect him to be worth more than that. You're acting like this isn't notable but this is absolutely a message

The thing about tyson bagent is that hes relentlessly handsome girls on tik tok love him

>>150329154
I wonder how much Tua paid for those veneers. His teeth weren't even fucked why did he do it?

>>150329197
I wish I had the money for veneers. My teeth are so fucked up from really, really bad oral hygiene as a teen and also terrible tooth genetics. No matter what I do now they are just slowly falling apart. I don't even drink or eat acidic things really, brush and floss, etc.

>>150328681
>t.

>>150329197
shiny teeth have magic powers

>>150329213
Friendly reminder that Krapernick only started kneeling after he got benched for Blaine Gabbart. He also turned down several contract offers because he wanted to be paid top dollar

>>150329204
a lot of people just get the top row done you could always look into the price. Might have to put money away for a year or two depending on your situation but if it bothers you that much why not sort it. Out of all the cosmetic work you could have done it's absolutely the least vain/faggy option. If you start looking into cheek fillers or hair transplants then you're on the path to bogdom

>>150329197
you are a gay male with an inverted penis

>>150329318
there is literally nothing wrong with that

has anyone discussed how the Kiwi is now pretending to be a different person?

>>150328099
It’s really gross

Hmm Miami activated Darren Waller for today's practice.

Vikings? More like Viqueens.

>>150327848
>we don't let this slip!

>>150329464
Meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR-z4-2YwS8

Will you watch it?

>JUST IN: Josh Allen's wife Hailee Steinfeld and #Steelers star wide receiver DK Metcalf are starring together in Doug Liman new movie 'ASTEROID.'

>A thriller about a group of strangers risking their lives to mine an asteroid.

>>150329547
>josh allen is a black cuckold
I don't know how I feel about this.

>>150328669
Has someone shopped this yet?

>>150329547
AAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW KWAB OF THE YEAR!

>>150329547
Only if it was called Asteroids, based off the old Atari game and directed by Uwe Boll.

>>150329547
>DK Metcalf is gonna be in a Doug Liman film

Lol wtf Liman is actually a fairly big name director how did DK get a fucking role in this??

>>150329562
DK is pretty zesty, I wouldn't worry about it

>>150329547
>jobbing to the Chiefs again
>Sinners released
>now this
Joshyboy....

Is Brian Flores the only Belichick disciple worth a damn?

>>150329582
>>150329643
he really do be getting free passes as a black man
>black qbs
have it too easy in the nfl

>>150329675
Flores is based. He was such an instant attitude changer on the Phins it was unreal. I am still pissed about the entire situation there. He was screwed out of a job. He is a bit of a hardass jerk and needs to learn to deal with people a LITTLE bit but other than that he's an allstar coach. The guy will coach a team to an owl win 100%.

>>150329675
>Belichick
technically daboll and saban, so no

Nothing is more fraudulent than QB1s pretending the be the biggest fans of their backup during pre-season

>>150329547
I’m convinced that marrying a major celebrity is a type of humiliation ritual for athletes. Say what you want about Patrick but Brittany isn’t doing any of this shit

>>150328646
I think she really, really thought she could get a pity fuck out of Brad if she just shamelessly threw herself at him. She probably offered to do some absolutely filthy things for him sexually

>>150329755
>arrives with
>picture is him by himself being zesty in jncos he stole from a skateboarder

>>150329643
>im a baby goo goo gaga

Fucking kek can't believe I forgot about this

>>150329830
>Say what you want about Patrick but Brittany isn’t doing any of this shit
an actress acting in a movie?

>>150329113
I'm just gonna leave this here so you'll have one ready when the time comes

>>150329582
>>150329547
he voted for Trump, so it checks out kek

>>150329900
I will check your numbers but I will not sign your petition.

>>150329900
If Danny Dimes is good, I will sign

>>150329969
I wouldn't want my gf to fuck anyone else while we were dating but if someone sent me a video of her with her ex (who had a bigger cock than me) I'd jerk off to it daily
Anyway, go Bills. Allen isn't a weirdo

After my broomstick accident I didn't want to leave the house for several months. Am I still a virgin?

>>150329994
>>150330034
no

Bears

>this is the zoomers goat
Embarrassing, shameful even

>>150329231
>benched for blaine gabbert
everyone forgets this

>>150329547
thats the perfect bull

I never heard my grandfather say that word till they started kneeling during the anthem

>>150329994
Same
Let's go raiders

>>150329885
I can’t imagine getting into a serious relationship with an actress. She has a built in excuse to get emotionally attached to, be naked with, and be romantically physical with other men because it’s her job. Fuck that. Especially if you’re a multimillionaire professional athlete. Find a hot chick whose job doesn’t involve having a free pass to cheat on you.

>>150330139
>>150330161
>>150330179
>>150330193
>>150330217
The kiwi is the webm spammer
Stop it!

ACHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150330259
Only because of organizational racism.
They're based out of San Francisco for crying out loud.

March for Arch!

4th year /sp/ fantasy league needs 2 more:
https://sleeper.com/i/E8G3jNWdL1lDw

>>150330456
That's my first pick right there

>>150330494
shouldn't you be getting ready for OSU arch?

>>150330456
Arch Tagovailoa

Mahomes is the best QB in the league.

>>150330565
*by age 29

Tua won a national championship just saying, please don’t compare Bama to Texass

Anyone else eat these before? Gonna make some burgs out of them for the season opener.

>>150330732
Are thems me Krabby Patties™?

>>150330732
Niggah just buy your own ground beef just make sure it's 80/20.

Papa Joe Butter Popcorn

thats it the perfect snack for a foot ball game

>>150330781
put some ketchup and wrap em in a tortilla

>>150330764
No, they're their own thing.

>>150330767
These aren't actually hamburgers. They're a spicy kind of beef sausage. Don't let the appearance fool you, they're good.

>>150330781
Pasta alla bolognese

>>150330826
Do Italians like to fry fish?

>>150330836
More popular in the South I'd say

>>150330826
I feel like tony soprano when eating pasta with no protein

Is he hinting at the truth here?

>>150330861
There's meat in the sauce though

>>150330853
Heh, is that where the moors landed?

>>150330900
it's moops

>>150330900
Arabs weren't in South Italy for very long at all. The swarthiness comes from Roman-era great replacement

>>150330881
Obviously. The locker room doesn't respect him. He should've been traded already

>>150330881
Is this about raycism?

>>150330949
Who's gonna replace Stichen next year?

>>150330881
Tape pretty clearly showed Richardson getting injured in the first preseason game

>>150330881
I saw pretty clearly in that 1st pre season game why they don't want to go with Richardson. It's not even that Jones is good, he's just better. Don't worry though, Jones will throw 5 picks in a single game spon enough and AR15 will come in and lead a td drive in garbage time so they only lose by 4 scores then he'll be named the starter until he throws 5 picks in a single game and someone else comes in for a td drive. This is the cycle of shit teams, we've all see it play out enough times.

>>150330978
>Tape pretty clearly showed Richardson not properly reading a basic defense
ftfy

>>150330928
I was just wondering because we had dark people land in our south and that's where a lot of our fried food came from.

>>150330996
Wow that's racist

>>150330967
Hard to say. I like Dan Lanning from Oregon I think he should be an NFL HC already. If they go the traditional OC/DC route then Joe Brady from the Bills would make sense. He's a young play caller, got a great resume and has worked with both Joe Burrow and Josh Allen. That's attractive for a team that has had a series of dogshit at the position for 6 years

Come on New England

>>150327930
god, please deliver me from these pick sixes. amen

>>150330900
they grow eggplants there

How many teams would he be starting QB for? Colts, Browns, Saints, Jets? Anyone else?

>>150330819
Oh I see

>>150331103
The team he's currently on

>0-1-1 in preseason

It's not looking good fellas.

>>150331134
Preseason is fake and gay. Not that I think the Jags are some juggernaut.

>>150331103
Crazy. Best QB in Bears history (2009–2016)
Can count on one hand the teams he'd make in 2025

>>150331094
Which Erin is going to cause more destruction to the city of Shitsburgh?

>>150331134
still Tony I’m afraid

>>150330928
The Moors held Sicily for like 250 years, thoever.

>>150331102
Exactly what I was thinking kek

Given what a catastrophically bad position at QB the Saints are in, why does it seem like absolutely no one is considering starting Taysom Hill?
When your only 2 options are a rookie and a near rookie, neither drafted very high, why would you not at least try the veteran whose thrown hundreds of NFL passes?

>>150331214
He sucks

Reminder that the 2027 QB and WR draft will be fucking loaded. I hope my team skips out on the QBs next year and sticks it out for one more season.

>>150329900
I'm sorry I believed in you

>>150331214
That’s a sane person approach. Their organization is run like shit. Either that or Hill’s body has truly betrayed him now.

>>150331214
They already tried the Taysom Hill experiment, he's incredibly turnover prone and not a good passer.

>>150331229
Rattler and Shough suck
At least Hill sucks with some experience

>>150331214
They must like Hill if they're still keeping him around so they might feel bad about using him as a blood sacrifice.

>>150330881
>muh tape
Im a degenerate gambler who sits at sportsbooks on Sunday and I've watched enough game footage of Anthony Richardson to say anyone who's saying this wasn't about football performance is a nigger

>>150331258
And there it is

>>150331247
Shough looked okay in the preseason. I'd rather start him to see what they have and lose a lot of games to get a high draft pick. Taysom Hill is late in his career and won't be on the team much longer probably.

>>150331134
If tlaw cant do good against the panthers defense in the opener it's fucking over. Time to offload that bust.

The NFL. Much masculine. So testosterone.

>>150331214
The best course of action if for the front office to allow the team to be shit so they can get high draft picks and stack up young talent as they get through the cap stuff.

My GODtriots are winning division btw

>>150331299
You seem really obsessed about this. Anything you'd like to admit?

>>150331343
.....on my Madden Franchise save file

>>150331299
>Yassssss boy hit it! Can't wait to play in Minnie this year!

>>150331299
cope

>>150331384
...which was exactly how the real season went down to the T

>>150331414
Does he know he got traded to Faggotville with the men's cheerleaders? There's literal AIDS in that facility.

>>150331410
Are you still playing Madden 19 or sonething?

>>150327848
The Giants win this game if Evan Engram catches a third down pass that hits him right in the hands.

I've forgiven him but I almost broke my hand that night and it's extremely fucking humiliating that the Giants haven't just not won at The Linc since 2013 but have lost there about every way you can.

>>150331436
>have lost there about every way you can.
Did they forfeit the game after a safety from the Bills died on the field?

>>150330881
Daniel Jones was respected and admired by his teammates on the Giants despite everything because he was an extremely hard worker and a textbook professional who didn't blame others or moan that his coaching was bad or the NY media was too hard on him or yadda yadda yadda.

From what I've seen from Anthony Richardson he's immensely physically gifted but his work ethic sucks and it's clear he isn't putting the effort in he needs to in order to be successful.

>>150331454
About your what?

>>150325983 (OP)
Why are blacks like this?

>>150331454
Mina is such a hot and dignified looking woman. Would make me diamonds if she was a lawyer or Vice President of a company.

>>150331471
I wish I was her.

>>150328614
I've seen her

Temujin came home pregnant... After a long discussion and agreement we have decided to keep the baby. No I'm not the father.

>>150331484
Go Chiefs btw

>>150331500
Yall so braveeee!! Sending love

>>150331455
No, but

>2014 - Victor Cruz suffers massive knee injury that ends up cutting his career short and the Philly scumfucks cheer about it
>2015 - Giants get BTFO but maybe they don't if Damontre Moore doesn't bodyslam Sam Bradford on third down like a fucking idiot. Instead of punting the Eagles got a new set of downs and eventually scored.
>2016 - Malcolm Jenkins ruins my birthday when the Giants had a chance to clinch a playoff spot and still had a chance at the NFC East title
>2017 - Brad Wing completely fucks up a fourth quarter comeback with a shit punt that sets up Jake Elliott's miracle 60+ yard field goal that sparks the Eagles' Super Bowl run and sends the Ben McAdoo team into a deathspin
>2018 - Saquon Barkley ran all over the Eagles in the first half only for Pat Shurmur to inexplicably stop running the ball in the second half allowing the Eagles to come back and win
>2019 - Giants up 17-0 or something at halftime and then the defense takes a massive shit in the second half because they have no idea how to tackle a practice squad running back and they make Boston Scott a star as a result. Nate Solder ruins what would've been an easy touchdown that would've ended the game because despite all the money in the world he couldn't block Vinny Curry of all players. The overtime loss drops Eli's career record below .500 and gives the Eagles the lead in the Giants-Eagles all-time series. I wish I could hate James Bettcher dead.

>>150329213
You will never be a real woman

>>150331454
>cropping out the feet
you son of a bitch

>>150331500
Yeah, I told her my pull out game is strong. It's not lol, I didn't even try.

>>150327959
Remember when time used to be enjoyable? The weekend felt like it lasted so long. Fastfood slop was so cheap anyone could afford it. The NFL was way more entertaining.

>>150331527
thanks bro i really needed that today

What the fuck is the bulbhead nigger doing to my roster? Fire him.

>>150331547
Np

>>150331414
>>150331565
At least it's not their O-line

>>150331525
>2020 - Giants up 11 with six minutes left in the fourth quarter only for the defense to completely melt down because somehow despite a change in defensive coordinators they act like they've never seen a 5-foot-6 running back before and make Boston Scott look like God. Everyone makes fun of Daniel Jones for tripping on that one play but they never mention that drive ended in a touchdown or that his third down pass to Evan Engram would've iced the game and sealed the win only for Engram to drop the ball. Brandon Graham seals the loss by beating Cam Fleming like a drum and strip-sacking DJ with <30 seconds to go. God I'm so happy that old motherfucker finally walked towards the God damn light
>2021 - Giants' MASH unit was actually up 3-0 in the first half only to get boatraced in the second. I don't really care about this one but I still hold it against Nick Sirianni that he called for a trick play to Lane Johnson for a touchdown while his team was already up multiple scores. That was bullshit and he was just trying to humiliate us.
>2022 - I can't cope over this one, they just beat our asses in the Divisional. They did allow Kenny Golladay to get his only touchdown as a Giant on the last possible play in the Week 18 meeting that meant nothing for either team a few weeks prior which was VERY funny.
>2023 - Giants outplayed the Eagles and we would've won this game had Tyrod Taylor started. At least Isaiah Simmons finally ended the Boston Scott era. Fuck that charity case.
>2024 - Daboll was probably soft tanking but it's an indictment on everyone that Tanner McKee and the Eagles' backups went up and down the field on the Giants' starters. Of all the indignities I had to endure I'm grateful I was at least spared Saquon breaking the rushing record against us. He's a pal and I was so bothered by the things I said about him after he signed with the Eagles that I went to confession over it a few weeks after the Super Bowl.

Giants haven't been good since Eli. He carried that shit franchise.

>>150331525
>>150331588
All those sound like you lost because the other team scored more points

>>150330410
>only one anon on /sp/ hates the Coofs
It was like this when the Pats were always winning. No one likes a winner until they're the winner. Pats fan couldn't handle the hate then and Chiefs fans can't handle the hate now. So basically if you get mad at people who hate your team for winning too much you're just a pussy :p

I love it when a player holds onto the ball past the endzone and you can tell it's because they want to keep it and put it on their shelf

>>150331623
Pats fans didn't care

>>150328135
that show captures millennials better than any other piece of media. it's both great and insufferable at the same time. 10/10 i hate it.

>>150328646
kek

0-17

>>150331299
Your on r/nflon4chan anon you would unironically have a better more honest response on twitter

Repeating integers and Jalen Hurts has a career ending injury

>>150331525
>>150331588
ahhhhhh good times

>>150331454
>>150331532
i got you bro

>>150331737
Imagine her toes in your mouth

Football is so stupid
>434 lbs

>>150331741
Sus

>>150331737
Might sound weird but i bet shes filled with grey hair i bet she has to dye often

>>150331214
He's injured, can't remember why but pretty sure he's starting the season on the PUP list.

>>150331755
>>150331756
Faggots

i'm not even a footfag but niggas really try to act like they never put some toes in their mouth for a second in the heat of the moment. what do you mean bro. they are staring you right in the face. what are you, gay?

>>150331737
>>150331741
imagine masturbating on to them in a busy bar while she ignores you
>>150331764
she would look good with greys

>>150331790
And then she feels the jizz and looks up and you run away and jerk off again in a nearby gas station bathroom

>>150328076
You're fat

Tom Brady fucked Erin Andrews

Should stadiums use engine oil on their turf again?

Patrick Mahomes fucked Carl Nassib

I will be participating in the pick em for the first time. Now you will all see that Chiefs kings know ball.

>>150328135
>but i keep watching
wrong coordinator word little bro

No one cares

>>150331737
yellow fever is a wild thing if you niggas think this skinny mid-looking hapa is anything special

did you know if you come to arab world and sit with your legs crossed and point your shoes sole at someone you could get arrested for that

its the equivalent of a middle finger

>>150331892
>lists skinny as a negative
>mexican flag
yup checks out
i'll leave the fatties to you jose don't worry

>>150331862
Every stadium should be forced go use real grass

>>150331489
Is this where hot dogs come from?

>>150331878
For I so loved the Oakland Raiders, I watched every game, yet, I grow bitter but hopeful, so I trudge onwards, losses nor refball will break my will.

>>150331903
what if I get a megaphone, go to the town square, and start cutting sick promo fatwas while wearing my comfy browns hoodie?

I dont like mina kimes, all her opinions are wrong

>>150331489
retards this is played in reverse

>>150331907
if you're gonna simp for asian bitches, they should at least be hot
>inb4 this is fat
I cannot imagine being so low test anyone with a functioning libido would say that

>>150331917
Have you seen the Broncos turf this preseason? It looks amazing, apparently you need Walmart money to grow a field that nice

>>150331945
she's fat and her face is probably atrocious without makeup
>durrr low test
brownoid cope
white men fuck skinny bitches
it's aristocratic you wouldn't get it

>>150331987
>white "men" like little boy bodies
okay champ, go back to chucking hay

spee pick'em is open for NFL
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join college pick em unless ur a faggot
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>>150331958
Caleb is a bust, anyone who watched him at USC knew that

>>150328349
>QB
Mahomes
>RB
Charles
>WR
Randy Moss, Demaryius Thomas
>TE
Kelce
>OL
Don’t care
>DL
Meh
>LB
Derrick Thomas, Clay Matthews
>CB
Sherman, Sanders
>S
Kam Chancellor, Earl Thomas

>>150332005
Be warned he is, at times, deceptively good and foolishly bad, its gonna an emotional rollercoasting watching him

>>150331996
>white "men"
>subjugates your entire race with 500 "men"
>spares a few just so their wretched progeny can tell me i'm gay for not liking fat women
we should have just killed all of you tbhdesu but this is funny too i guess

>>150332029
>my ancestors achievements are MINE
When are you killing yourself?

>>150332043
kek i accept your concession
i will see you soon buddy it's almost harvest time

>>150332025
>its gonna an emotional rollercoasting watching him
i believe it

>>150331876
Which Ana is the best Ana

>>150332064
I think she somehow just keeps getting hotter

>>150332020
I started watching football in 2013 btw

>>150332071
YESSSSSSS THANK GOD YESSSS YAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150332071
>both teams get worse
kek

>>150331705
Here's hoping. I want a high draft pick.

>Sky Moore traded to the 49ers
Why?

>>150332071
ok sending him for WHAT? what a weird post

>>150332076
Didn’t ask?

>>150331958
reminder this likely ends up being a 3rd and long conversion if #75 blocks the guy instead of just staring at him

>>150332071
why would the chiefs do that?

>>150332136
The CHIEFS? He’s literally dead weight, anything we can get for him is a fleece. It’s the 49ers trading for him that’s confusing

what are the chiefs gettign in return????????????????ww

>>150332145
why would you get rid of WR depth when your WRs are... these people

>>150332071
Chiefs just got even better

>>150332150
Swap of future 6th and 7th rd picks

>>150332150
Probably a 7th or conditional 6th

>>150332162
What? Learn ball. The Chiefs have a great receiving corps this year

>>150332058
Thanks for confirming your lack of achievements. Sure, you'll see when you put your head through a noose.
Typical Kimafag lmao

my cat just tackled the shit out of her sister for no reason, webm somewhat related

>>150332228
That’s interesting anon. Is there anywhere I could contact you?

>>150332228
Get that cat a helmet and put it on a practice squad immediately.

>>150332162
What probably sealed his fate was the Chiefs showing they have depth at the position now in preseason. They were testing random practice squad guys with the starters and Mahomes was scoring with them. Moore was basically just a warm body, now that there’s real competition there to make the team he would have been cut if he hadn’t been traded.

>>150332064
2002

>>150332192
>rice who is will be suspended
>meme WR3
>juju
Is it even a top 15 WR group?

hi /nfl/ just wanted to let you all know that >MY steelies finna run this THANG.

>>150332359
he thinks john ross 2.0 is actually a good receiver lmfao dont worry about him mate

>>150332359
Rice will be suspended for like 3 or 4 games

- Xavier Worthy
Next star WR in the league, proved he wasn’t just speed and showed incredible hands and route running by the end of the season. Fastest NFL player of all time
- Rashee Rice
Underrated elite possession receiver with gallop when he needs it
- Hollywood Brown
Will be decent. *Second* receiver we have that’s faster than Tyreek Hill
- JuJu Smith Schuster
Always has clutch grabs for us, will be fine
- Jalen Royals
Could be good and beat out JuJu for reps, we’ll see

>>150332228
Just came to the acceptance that I'll never see mine again :(
Cherish your cats anon.

>>150332392
>Rice will be suspended for like 3 or 4 games
No he won't wtf. 6 minimum

>>150332443
That would be twice as much as Kamara got for jumping a civilian on camera. It’s not going to happen

>>150332392
I'm mentally retarded btw

>>150332474
When you’re so mindbroken by the Chiefs that you simply seethe at any related innocuous post

>>150332470
League wanted a 10 day suspension. No way they'll take it down to 4

>>150332064
For me, it's 2010.

>>150332071
This whelms me but on the other hand he's a receiver who has played in the NFL before and isn't currently injured so that's still better than the empty space the Niners currently have at WR. They just need live fucking bodies right now

Cowboys will finish last in the division

>>150332566
Giants exist

>Howie already traded for Metchie
>Darius Cooper getting first team reps while being talked up by just about everyone on the team
>still teams out there interested in trading for WRs

He's about to get someone to overpay for Dotson, isn't he?

>>150332562
He’s such a bad receiver that his one highlight, when he scored on corndog against the Eagles, he lined up wrong and Mahomes gave up gesturing at him and ran it anyway lol

>>150332394
F

is brock purdy elite?

>>150332566
>Cowboys will finish last in the division

>>150332657
I have been telling you yes my whole life. I’m always right (Chiefs king), so I don’t know why you won’t listen.

>>150332626
Given his head injuries it sounded more like this

https://voca.ro/16zeReJy3aIB

>>150332162
Juju is still in the league?

>>150332657
Drew Brees was eternally underrated.

Remember when Hopkins joined the Chiefs and posted a picture of Randy Moss and Brady and was going around in interviews crying and saying “Momma told me this is where I was always meant to be… God’s plan is finally coming together” and then dropped all his passes, quietly lost the super bowl and is now dead?

Luv those Rammies

>>150332765
Brees threw probably the most accurate deep ball I've ever seen.

>>150332657
This is a racist chart

>>150332803
New desktop wallpaper

>>150332769
Funny

Hmmmm.... Really makes me think

>>150332657
That dude has been compensating for some pretty poor o-line play these past few seasons and doesn't get enough credit for it. He deals with pressure very well. He's evasive, has a good sense of where rushers are coming from, makes quick decisions and he's accurate on the run. It pisses me off when people say that Purdy's just doing the same shit as that faggot Garropolo did when he was the starter. Jimmy the pussy would have died after four games last year

>>150332657
>people still think itty bitty bryce isn't going to be a bust

>>150332853
The moment that really proved Purdy is legit was his comeback against the Lions. Garroppolo could never

>>150332842
>Mahomes is worse than Tampa's qb

as is tradition

>>150332842
Stop trying to neg, flirt with, and have sex with Chiefs kings.

>great arm talent
>accurate
>good anticipation
>good pocket presence
>good mobility
>was productive even with a shitty offensive line
Imagine if Geno actually was drafted by a competent team and not the Jets. He probably would've been considered elite for a good bit if he wasn't spending the better part of a decade as a backup.

>>150332903
Doctored image.

Bros I just want a THICK corn dog. Might go to Wawa. Go birds btw

>>150325983 (OP)
Any link?

>>150332922
It’s an odd coincidence because of his name that, same as Alex Smith, he could have been much better but his career got derailed early, then ends up on a rebuilding AFCW team that just hired a legendary head coach, where he will be a game manager…

>>150332922
I think Geno needed to grow both as a player and a person. it helped him to get his clock cleaned by Enemkpali and sitting behind Russell Wilson

Also my hot take is that Geno's 'fire bars' are actually all stupid nonsense and don't actually make any sense

Did anyone mention the Vele trade? Broncos got good compensation for him. Surprised they're making the deal though it's showing a lot of trust in Franklin+Bryant

>>150332994
>Geno's 'fire bars'
His what?

Two-time super bowl champion, Skyy Moore

>>150333001
>>150333001
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY SAINTS DOING? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>150332922
i remember when he had that great against the dolphins in the final game of the 2014 season
>20/25, 358 yds, 3 Tds

>>150333001
Uh that’s a lot to give up lol

>>150333001
Welp, I've officially lost faith as a Saints fan. I won't have any hope until I actually see good results play out.

>>150333068
Why did you have faith before this?

>>150333001
Airlift Mickey Loomis' office out of the Saints practice facility with him in it, then drop it into the middle of a fucking hurricane.

>>150333001
Damn that’s basically a 3rd for them

>Demarcus Robinson gets a 3 game suspension for a DUI to start the season
>Rashee Rice won't be suspended until October at the latest

>>150333081
I guess I forgot how insanely lucky we were to ever get Drew Brees.

>>150333001
damn the WR market is insane

>>150333095
>latest
*earliest

You guys don’t know better than a professional GM. Just keep that in mind.

>>150331958
J. Bussy makes my defense look elite

>>150333141
Your bussy is wide open.

>>150333120
Well one of the GM’s did a good job

>>150333120
Shut the fuck up, Mickey. Retire already.

I dunno I think I could do a better job than Chris Grier at this point but I do wonder how much of it comes down to scouting issues like what the fuck?

>>150333029
>>150333068
can't tank TOO hard have to at least try to look like you want to be competitive

>>150333120
Who the hell is Mel Kiper anyway?

>>150333187
That's gay

>>150333045
>>150333094
Vele is a good possession receiver to be fair. Nix would've been fucked without him for a good portion of last season. Still turning a 7th round pick into a 4th and future 7th in just one season is good work by the Broncos

>>150333029
Vele will help whoever the Saints draft next year. He's a good player especially on the intermediate stuff

>>150333120
the gap between a GM like Howie Roseman and some of the other GMs like Loomis is equivalent to the gap between a normal educated individual and an unironic drooling window licking retard

First he wouldn't stop fucking the cap and now this shit. Please fucking retire.

>>150333250
to be fair he had the right idea he just did it at the worst possible time in the history of the NFL

>>150333238
>Vele will help whoever the Saints draft next year.
Honestly, if they're not going to draft Klubnik or Drew Allar next year, then they shouldn't bother drafting anyone.

>>150333291
Klubnik is overrated as fuck. I don't know why Todd McShay and others have him ranked so highly. Allar is a beast he's probably going to be the prize in the 26 draft if I had to guess

ahhhhhh choooooooooo!

>>150333187
Tanking is pointless if you're giving up your fucking picks.

Good or bad?

There should be no drug testing if you are older than 35

>>150333322
What do you think of John Mateer?

>>150333442
>#25 Daniel Jones

>>150333001
Lmao, good value for my broncies. You’re right, coaches must have seen good things from mims franklin and bryant

>>150333442
>Bo Nix top ten

Is this why the owner won't pay Terry?

>>150333442
I dont understand why people are so high on jayden daniels

>>150333482
I've heard good things but have barely watched him so can't say. Out of the guys I've watched a decent amount of games so far the only two I'm high on are Draw Allar and Luke Altmyer. Nussmeier I'm luke warm on but can see the comparisons to Brock Purdy. Klubnik, Mendoza and Sellers I'm not buying at all I think people are reaching with those 3 in particular

>>150333536
That's what happens when you're a stat tard

>>150333442
I really don't see the argument against it. It's not like Daniels was drafted to a team stacked to the brim outside of QB. Washington had won 4 games the year before. The only player who got any respect was McLaurin (who is getting resigned, retards). And they went all the way to the CCG. Daniels was 100% the engine of the team. He routinely engineered 4th quarter miracles to win games

>>150333528
why do (((they))) always have this in their bios and wikipedia pages? who cares?

>>150333536
The eye test

>>150333547
Nix and daniels had nearly identical seasons yet only one is universally glazed

>>150333575
I'm one of the biggest Nix stans here and even I know Nix wasn't close to Daniels. Nix struggled massively in the first half of the season then did nothing after the first drive against the Bills in the playoffs. Daniels was good-great the entire season then won two playoff games. They weren't "nearly identical" outside of similar passing statistics

>>150333489
Easy to forget he put up like 3k yards and 24 TDs in 12 games playing for Pat Shurmur's lame ass.

>>150333279
True. Didn't he start the void years trend?

Justin Herbert is black

>>150333599
>outside of similar passing statistics
They play quarterback

alright that's enough for right now. feel like I just took a nice big shit, though. that felt good.

>>150333632
Matt has been dealing with some shit the past couple years.

>>150333554
It's always the case that people don't remember how sure they were that something wasn't going to happen. When it does they don't see it as an impressive statement, they just act like it wasn't that surprising.
For instance when the Chiefs started 9-5 two seasons ago and people all over were absolutely CERTAIN they couldn't compete in the AFC, the Ravens looked like the literal best team of all time, Bills playing well etc., at that time the Dolphins were the greatest show on turf, and the Chiefs ran the gauntlet with the worst receiving corps in the league, including toppling the Ravens in Baltimore, and then even going on to win the super bowl!!, nobody reflected and said "Wow, I guess Mahomes is on a level that I didn't fully appreciate," they started the next season saying "Yeah well I don't see the Chiefs being that competitive this season, not like Mahomes can elevate a roster". They never learn.
People thought Daniels was going to be essentially a too-skinny, wannabe Lamar and the Commanders were such a joke that Ben Johnson wouldn't even meet with them to consider being HC. They were in as much of a total rebuild, with almost nobody on their roster, as a team can be. Then Daniels shows truly elite level quarterbacking and takes them all the way to the NFCCG, including a huge upset over the Lions (I remember saying, if Daniels beats the Lions that's it for me, he's top 5, and people here replying it will never happen, so don't worry. I also didn't think it would happen, which is why I said that.) But now that all that's happened it's not something to reflect on, it's just meh. The way people think about these things seems to be that they retroactively apply the new information to the past. So it's not impressive that Daniels had the season he did, because they're viewing it through the lens of "Commanders are a playoff team" rather than "Commanders were shit and Daniels made them a playoff team".

>>150333648
Yea and playing Quarterback isn't just about passing statistics. Situational ball and consistency win games. Daniels was also one of the best Quarterbacks on 4th down last year converted more than 80% of their attempts. Kliff Kingsbury is a great playcaller but Daniels was immensely impressive in those big spots

>>150333669
their fault for giving manlover a $55M/yr deal.

>>150333392
i just realized that this moment happened during black history month

damn thats offensive lmaoooo

>>150333575
>Nix and daniels had nearly identical seasons
Nix was drafted to a team that went 8-9 and won two more games (one against rested starters). Daniels was drafted to a team that went 4-13 and won 8 more games then 2 playoff games (on the road).
You must be trolling. There's no way you actually watched both teams and can't understand the difference. Denver's defense was good, Washington's was below average. How many times did Bo have to win games? What I mean, is how many 4th quarter drives did he have to put together? Daniels did it pretty much every week.

>>150333536
>Muh STATS

>>150333688
Dumbass doesn't know how contracts work

>>150333710
>she has to root for the retard mutt for 3 more seasons...minimum
kwapackturd

>>150333649
i hate it when wide open receivers drop the ball

>>150333696
Denver's defense was better than good, it was top 3

>>150333696
This

>>150333696
Stfu fruit

>>150333730
kangz won this game, btw

>>150333730
This one clip just convinced me that Jamar is better.

>>150333696
This guy is a retarded faggot

>>150333725
Not a Packers fan

>>150333679
>because they're viewing it through the lens of "Commanders are a playoff team" rather than "Commanders were shit and Daniels made them a playoff team".
Fucking THIS. People compare the Commies to other CCG teams and (rightfully) see a big gap. They're choosing to ignore that >we were a fucking 4 win team last year. We hadn't made the playoffs in 5 years. We hadn't won a playoff game in TWENTY. Before the season, nobody thought anything of the team. They said Ertz was washed, they said Luvu and Chinn were bums, they said both lines were garbage (and they kinda were).
My point is that Daniels is the man who made the weather. I've said this before, but when >we got our ninth win, everyone I know was over the moon. They thought that was it, we had hit our ceiling.
I'm not saying you have to glaze Daniels like I do, but not knowing why people do it demonstrates a lack of ball knowledge
>>150333732
Damn, thanks. My point gets stronger

>>150333696
Retarded opinion by a faggot

Got the greatest sports call ever tatted on me This moment changed everything Hail Mary!

>>150333771
>she defends the retarded mutt of a team she doesn't even root for
kwapackturd anus licker

>>150333696
Faggot opinion by a retard

>>150333814
I'm not defending anyone. Im saying you don't know how most contracts are structured. The only bad QB contract is Watsons and maybe Daks.

>>150333810
holy fucking gay

>>150333831
neat. cool story, bro.

>>150333810
Yikes

>>150333838
He's going to be such a huge star when he goes to the Rams

>>150333845
>bro
I'm a girl though

If Joe Flacco leads the Browns to the playoffs again at age 40 does that put him in serious consideration for the Hall of Fame?

>>150333746
>>150333763
>>150333793
>>150333819
Ya seethe?

>>150333868
*By age 40*

Yeah probably

>>150333881
Why would I be seething that my team got a better QB (that's white) later in the draft?

>>150333885
Not great that he needed to wind up like an outfielder to make that throw, better QBs can just flick that

>>150333914
it was actually the only way to get pitts to catch the ball.

New

>>150333908
>>150333908
>>150333908

>>150333905
Nix might end up being better than Daniels in time but saying he had a better rookie season is ridiculous. This isn't like 2012 where Wilson, Luck and RG3 all balled out and the OROY was heavily questionable

>>150333868
I know you like him, but sorry, no. He has never thrown for 30 tds in a season, and there hasn’t been a season he played where in totality he was a top 3 qb in the league. I believe he was the best QB in the 2012 offs, but a month of great play, even if it’s done at the most ideal time isn’t enough of a sustained high level. Even if he brought the Browns a SB it could still be a stretch. I think he’s in that highly respected tier beneath legend.

>>150333536
Think you answered your own question. Fantasy points.

>>150333730
I had to double take to see what team that was. Kangs need to get that all white shit out of here.

>>150328349
>starting Shedeur Sanders at RB
He hasn’t even played a real game yet, calm the fuck down

>>150331741
I'm imagining it right now