Thread 150355784

Kick off 8pm UK

WEST HAM: Hermansen; Wan-Bissaka, Todibo, Kilman, Aguerd, Diouf; Soucek, Ward-Prowse, Paqueta; Bowen (c), Fullkrug.
>SUBSTITUTES: Areola, Walker-Peters, Wilson, Mavropanos, Rodriguez, Scarles, Potts, Irving, Marshall.

CHELSEA: Sanchez; Gusto, Chalobah, Adarabioyo, Cucurella; Caicedo (c), Fernandez; Neto, Palmer, Pedro; Delap.
>SUBSTITUTES: Jorgensen, Acheampong, Fofana, Hato, James, Essugo, Santos, Estevao, Gittens.

Post is score

>>150355795
more like work hours

West Ham 2-1

>>150355795
Chelsea 0 - 0

>>150355994
so is it a better win for them than uniteds 0-1 to arsenal?

>>150356005
Don't punch down jeet.

>>150356039
sorry, was busy putting together my authentic london lunch. what do you mean by punching down?

>>150355784 (OP)
>Joao Pedro and Delap starting
easy win for chelsea

for me, it's jamie binary-gittins

>>150355784 (OP)
here for potential west ham fan chimpouts

>>150356057
corrrrr
scran that

>>150356090
i believe they are shit and they know they are
the only chimpout will be anything but a win from chelshitters

>>150356057
>authentic london lunch
Very good. It looks halal.
Punching down, you know, like hitting a dwarf.

West Ham will go down but I can see them winning here. Chelsea got no abuse for it but they were absolute dogshit against Palace and needed refball to salvage a bore draw.

west ham are getting battered 3-0 and then their fans are going to boo the players at full time

>>150356119
>>150356120
sadiq khan ending the game early confirmed

on wikipedia it says that chelsea's rivals are arsenal, tottenham, fulham and leeds. i would have guessed they more animosity with west ham than fulham

how many for the white messi tonight?

>>150356166
mudryk is still banned

Why are West Ham so shit?

>>150355795
1:1

palmer injured warming up potentially

no palmer? no problem.

>nearly kickoff
>still no sign of the swedish down syndrome poster

>>150356203
their talent scouting and recruitment department are subpar compared to other teams like brighton or bournemouth

>>150356241
as long as a handy is still on the cards

we got this

>This team costs £2 billion
Embarrassing

Bubbles???

>>150356241
Let's see what the latest Brazilian fraud can do

>no palmer
LMAO
its over

0-0 zero shots on goal calling it now

RIP to the sexy gothic bod boy tmdwu

either west ham will win this now or estevao will win it for chelshit

The story goes that a schoolboy footballer named Will Murray, who was nicknamed 'Bubbles' due to his resemblance to a character in a well-known Pears' Soap advertisement, used to play at the school playground near West Ham's ground, and his friends would sing "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" (the song originated from a popular Broadway musical in the early 20th century) in the playground. Over time, it was sung at matches and eventually became the club's anthem. The bubbles have become a visual representation of the song and are released onto the pitch before the start of home games and when West Ham score a goal. This tradition is symbolic and an integral part of the matchday experience for West Ham fans. The sight of thousands of bubbles floating across the pitch has become one of the iconic images of West Ham United, symbolizing the unity and the homosexuality of the fans.

>>150356244
Up the chels nigger
My Ip range is blocked from posting images because of me

Stream?

>>150356296
>no palmer
maaaan

>>150356328
>zelensky_begging_for_more_money.webm

>>150356318
Yeah how are they gonna cope without his no open play goals since January 14

fuck off chelshit

Truth is Palmer has been poor for Chelsea outside of the CWC
This is a good thing

>>150356324
i fear this will be me dying of alcoholism soon

>>150356365
>getting injured in the warm up
KWAB

>not warming up on the right
>injured
well well well

>>150356324
pouring out a drink combo for him tonight
twu

palmer picked up an injury, but estevao is pretty much the black palmer

chelsea going back to retro kino t-shirt?

>>150356388
so a fraud?

STREAM
T
R
E
A
M

>wasnt paying attention to the prematch
>turn the tele on and see palmer on the bench
>mfw

Sorry lads, this is going to be a rough one

>>150356324
Who is this

>cole palmer felt something
>benched

Going outside to feed the chickens some veggies, hopefully someone scores by the time I come back to pc.

I actually wouldn't wish Potterball on my worst enemy, I pretty muvh stopped watching chelsea games live when he was the manager.

>Boiling Hot Palmer
Bottled the London Stadium test

HOW ABOUT THAT

WARRA HIT SON

NOT SO FAST CHELSHIT

PAQUETA PAQUETA PAQUETA

…

FUCKIN BLOOTER

SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF WET SPAM

>bets himself first goalscorer
>scores
too easy

CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT

LOVE IT
RENTBOY BASTARDS SONG RINGS OUT

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

LYON LEGEND

Lads... idk if I can make it

Why are Chelsea losing possession so easily? ridiculous.

Post a fucking stream please!

Anyone selling shit players?

>estevao loses the ball
>west ham goal
grimmmm

>BAME keeper
When will this meme end

I actually had high hopes after the CWC. Back to reality

>>150356509
>brb gonna sign some more shit players

Pissmissle that

HEXA

ANYONE GOT A STREAM

goalkeeper should have saved it

>>150356508
https://www.nowtv.com/gb/sign-in

>>150356508
No idea how you get to this point in life without either a firestick or a telly subscription. Both are peanuts

why didnt the goalie use his left hand lmao

Not sure how I feel about our 3rd kit. Are we mourning the death of our football club?

>>150356508
>>150356532
literally just search "free soccer streams" until you find one that works

>>150356508
https://www.vipbox.lc/football/west-ham-united-vs-chelsea-1-live

My stream is still at 0-0

>>150356532
yes but if i link it on 4chan it greatly increases the chances of it lagging
even asking here is stupid

Wet Spam lost 3-0 to Sunderland last week btw

>>150356535
ye he fucking sucks

jabulani ass strike

dont tell me what to do

>>150356546
>our
wouldn't the black have been fazed out for orange?

lol the brazilian commentators were glazing estêvão right before the goal

>>150356546
>we
todd?

>>150356326
told yas
should have bet the minute palmer was injured

>>150356539
>firestick
you also need a three year engineering degree to figure out how to get IPTV on it

we've got a game on our hands here lads

/CHUG/

>>150356546
it's the new colour of england

>>150356565
I hate orange, so I guess it could be worse. Love the old badge on our shirts

Just proves how shit the club world cup was and that no one took it seriously.

read somewhere that this estêvão kid is meant to be the next neymar

Just seen the goal again and Estevaos flick to give the ball away in his own half is a crime against humanity
You can’t fucking do that in the first 10 minutes of a premier league derby game in your own half. You probably shouldn’t ever do it in your own half
Two examples of managers talking about this come to mind - Redknapp at QPR with Taarabt and Hodgson for England with Barkley who specifically banned the players in question from doing any flicks or tricks in their own half for this exact reason

>>150355784 (OP)
Paqueta is back

>Spend £2 billion
>Lose to Wet Spam
What did chels mean by this?

>>150356591
Ive been away from home for a long time now. Seeing the destruction of my country from the inside out is depressing

>michael oliver
expect some dodgy decisions

>>150356601
Is his sister hot?

era

What part of West are u lads from?

>>150356629
eastenders me

>>150356629
Ham

>>150355784 (OP)
>Hato
why do russian niggas hate this guy so much?

>>150355784 (OP)
GET IN! HATERS WHERE YOU AT?

YEOW PEDROH!

Based new Drogba

Cole who?

5-1 incoming

West ham shit

WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM

PEDROOOOOOOO

they're back

we're back

That is surely a foul on Soucek. I thought they would stop these thuggery things in the box this season.

POTTER

>>150356629
Walford

no so fast chelshit

Good on Joao Pedro but this doesn’t take away from the fact that Neto is still carrying the attack

Yall niggas are really not understanding
HEX fucking A

WE ARE WITNESSING THE DOWNFALL OF CHELSHIT THIS IS ENDING 7-1

it's over

chelshit is NOT BACK

FINALLY A MEME GAME

ratty club complaining to ref more than playing the game

Joao pedro might be truly it

GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT
CHELSHIT
>CHELSHIT

>have a decent tournament
>go right back to being shit

BUY A NEW GK

need webm of the fullkrug dance immediately

>>150356622
Mate, all of our refs are shite. Im surprised coote has been the only one caught

HOWEVER

>>150355795
West Ham 5-4

HOWEVER

scared, potter?

OFFSIDE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!! TAKE THAT!!!

bro that's offside

what a game ffs

SAVE ME REFFIES

HOWEVER

Var sinson

WE ARE WITNESSING THE DOWNAFALL OF SHIT HAM FC

Why doesn't chelsea buy a CB and a goalkeeper?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOWEVER

based cucurella

Love VAR me

these zoomers and their tiktok and fortnite dances

>Michael Oliver too scared to get on microphone

Typical Geordie COWARD

howeVAR

chelshitters getting lucky against wet spam
oh my days

FÜLLKRUG :) getting inform for World Cup babyyy

Haters will be fuming when Pedro bags 2 more. Sod off haters

>>150356753
good flick that

King Cuc MOTM

>>150356727
It is so obvious his only assignment is to make sure Soucek can't go for the header.

british football is fucking hideous to watch ngl

absolute bs

>>150356768
Were not doing that now are we?

Tosin disasterclass

>>150356719
>>150356244

Well done West Ham, well done...

Chelshit think they're in a title race lmao

>>150356769
oh cool that they have the semi automated tech now instead of a guy drawing lines on a monitor

>>150356793
do you have nothing in your life you enjoy? why are you watching the game

London clubs are shit, Yes or YES?

this is the most soulless chelsea team

can't believe i have chelsea 4th they'll be lucky to finish 10th

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

WHAT IS THIS GAME

HOWEVER

who tf is pedro neto

NETO MY BELOVED

WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM
WET SPAM
>WET SPAM

CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA

kino match

Wow when RFN is doubting you there's very little chance you have, he's a literal football genius

What is maresca ball?

It's over

>>150356849
Neo-Slop

these paqueta prop bets are getting ridiculous

how is that not a foul lmao

>my eye
>nowhere has his eye been touched

good process lads

>>150356824
not all

Neto is the best attacker in Chelsea. End of discussion.

how have chelsea spent a billion in a few years and have to start tosin and chalobah at CB

LADS, WE ARE SO BACK

>2-1 up
>now 2-1 down
just wet spam things HAHAHAHAHA

Wan Bissaka emulating Trent at the back post

How is that not a foul? Chelsea player didn't even touch the ball.

>palmstring out
>2 goals in 24 min

Meme game

>accidental contact

The fuck? He's trying to protect the ball and INITIATING contact

>>150356862
gets the ball, pacquiao goes down like a bitch on a hard cock

>>150356856
>>150356862
>>150356888
reminder that these are the same people who autistically screech "the game's gone"

>>150356874
Based

>96
Ninety-Six

>start of vacation finally after 4 months
>feel tired as fuck
Im only 32 wtf, I shouldnt be so tired at half past nine

the face of competence

Where's my favourite black man Cole Palmer?

>>150356884
Hate the boy hair but holy shit that thigh circumfrence ratio is pretty damn nice.

>>150356884
PLEASE HAVE A COCK

Cheatsea

>>150356893
the games back

>>150356900
>Gets the ball
I don't think it is a foul but he does not get the ball

>>150356901
good post isle of man

>>150356874
he's the consistent one
he may not be magnifico but he's the one who actually care every match
>enzo ghost games
>palmer ghost games
>estavao is developing

People legitimatelyy asking for that to be given as a foul
The game is officially more gone that it has ever been before

>>150356911
>fuckin ell

>>150356911
>phwoar, imagine how many shit players we can buy if we didn't donate all the club world cup money to that dead guy who drove too fast

>>150356914
How can anyone be gay? Pussy is so fucking nice. Everything about a nice pussy is amazing. I fucking love pussy. Dicks are awful, awful things. You're weird.

West ham getting relegated

>>150356914
No willy in sight mate

>>150356936
the fact the black lad goes down like that is very suspicous

>>150356924
takes the ball then. like a man. its his. and that little favela whore flops like my cock after carnival

>>150356941
This sounds gayer than liking cock ngl

>>150356910
Alright grandpa Hans, maybe it's past your bed time

>>150356946
what did i say?

>>150356925
Id reckon that flag is a rare find here no?

>>150356959
>pussy enjoying
>gay
whatever you need to tell yourself pal

>>150356936
Most obvious yellow ever. Ref is paid off by Chelsea

>>150356910
screaming at this webm

>>150356941
You ever sucked a dick?

>>150356972
If you eat a pussy you'll eat anything

Where’s Delap?

>>150356984
Do you consider yourself a bloke?

garnacho would be good in this team

>vodka martini
>shaken, not stirred

A martini should be made with gin and absolutely not shaken. Wtf

Bunch of fakin souvern basturds

>>150357009
if you shake a martini the vodka would not mix so when you drink it you would only be drinking the mixer not the vodka perfect for a spy

Where is based ukrainebro? Is he still alive?

>>150357013
dunno how anyone drinks carling the worst of the cheap lagers

>>150356998
Delap in ur mum

>>150357018
>Malo Gusto

It's ogre

ESTEVAOOOOO

Palmer locker room cancer?

west ham getting relegated

should i bet on wet bum relegation

PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO PENZO

ESTEVAOOOOOOO

Chelsea are back

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i've seen enough
these shitters are getting relegated

>>150356965
Shut up tripfag

potter bros..

>>150356993
No, I would never eat a cock. That's disgusting.

dont like seeing chelshitters happy but do enjoy the suffering of wet spammers
cant really lose me

is estevao the goat?

West ham are fucked

shart ham

This stadium is so fucking bad, the crowd are so far away they sound like they're in the car park

>black gets injured
>latinos take off
uh oh london.

Thank you Chelsea now I can do something else with my evening. Good night spee.

>fans already leaving
actually grim

That was really nice play and good vision from Estevao and also a nice touch from Delap

>fans leaving
screaming

someone make a Chelsea general. I'm not waiting 300 seconds to make a thread

Whoever thought this was ending 7-1, youre correct

>>150357030
Sound like a southern poof to me. Perón drinker eh?

No thirdies cuckwatching today?
i had to scroll all the way up to find these
>>150356851
>>150356847
>>150356866

>Sliding to cover the cross
>Lift your leg so you don't cover anything
He should get fired from the club for that

put up 6 on them please

>>150357055
Should’ve never dropped out of Hogwarts

lol sore losers

>People talking about Estevao potentially taking over Neto's place if the manager forces him in
>He's going to take Palmingz spot instead

bench juan bitch saka

>>150357054
>Ameriturd doesn't know about the RFN reversecurse
Go eat a burger fatboy

so enzo is playing as a second striker
because he's done nothing before the goal
>whest ham fans already leaving

>>150357041
>>150357050
>>150357050
>>150357064
Neymar is winning the world cup from the bench as a garbage time sub. I pray for times like this

>bench (P)almer
>team plays well
Really makes you think.

>>150357049
>>150357047
>>150357084
>>150357077
kek cucked spics

Scared, Potter?

is there a fire

it's over for potter
down to the championship for him whether with wet spam or for his next job

>>150357108
Mate ive been here since I was 16.. we aren't much better despite what the media says

>Fans leaving 30 minutes into the first half
Nice fans West Ham

>Sizzling Palmer benched
>3 goals in the first 30 minutes

Really. Makes. You. Think.

maybe i was wrong about this chelsea team
if they get garnacho and everyone stays fit

Welcome to..?

>>150356760
DELETE THIS

>>150357062
The anon doth protest too much

>>150357134
Shut up fatty, you might not hear your 4th ubereats delivery of the day otherwise

>>150357148
inter miami

>>150357138
i couldn't blame palmer
i blame fraudesca

Redpill me on Garnacho

I don't want him to come tbqh

>>150357119
so fucking mad about the falklands kek

Potter will be joining Garry Monk in league 2

>>150357137
>>150357119
>>150357114
>>150357107
eyes off spics

>>150357144
>posting screenshots of a bet he put £5.76 on to return £30
Kek

>Only cost £2 billion to beat Wet Spam
Toddy is a genuis

>>150357148
council house physionogamy

>>150357152
Quite rude that. Sorry about your troubles mate

sad to see the west ham way completely gone.

unesco have blood on their hands, they should have protected it as intangible cultural heritage

>>150357157
fraudulent rat footballing retard run fast dipshit with an attitude problem. chelsea will pay many millions for him.

West Ham could actually go down...? They're wank

>>150357167
sticking a fiver on a game is based just a bit of fun

Graham Pooter

>>150357157
he's the only interested to play for chelsea
>supporters are not interested in garnacho
>garnacho was never an important target for chelsea
>chelsea is already offloading new players to strasbourg

Is it fair to feel a little bit sick? I'm a west ham fan as well and I knew we were going to get raped so confidently that I triple fucking captained cole...

>>150357131
>people wanted him for england
dodged a bullet

>>150357167
just a bit of fun lad, lighten up

>>150357191
Where they goin, omg was there a fire in the stadium

>>150357137
the mood at the club is in the toilet
their owners are the least competent in england (other than manure)

>>150357157
Can't shoot, can't score, can run fast so perfect for Chelsea really.

Nuno to replace Potter

>>150357177
Sorry mate, I really don't mean to lash out I'm just concerned about your health. Start eating salads for your own sake x

>>150357137
>>150357191
It's nearly half time. They're probably off to get a pint

>>150357191
bunch of poofters

>west ham getting relegated
i hope Iron Maiden do not seppuku themselves

>>150357164
chill hojlund

>>150356760
*BOOOOOOOOO*

Estavao needs to stop that flick pass gimmick expeditiously

>>150357191
>fans cant drink in the stands
>leave early to beat the lines
wow, fucking cryptic stuff

>>150357201
anon...

>>150357137
isn't West Ham the club all tourists in London go to watch because it's the only one with tickets available?

>>150357141
west ham are fucking shit and they still needed to go a goal down to wake up

>>150357201
You're a retard for not saving your triple captain until a double gameweek

>>150357214
I would leave before I arrived.

>>150357212
Im very health conscious. Ale is my biggest weakness when it comes to it though

>>150357225
bro thinks he's still playing in brasileirão

>>150356884
who?

>>150357236
this current iteration of west ham are defensively like a lower championship team it felt as good a time as ever

>>150357225
shades of mudryk

>>150357225
Wrong. He needs to keep doing until he gets it right. Like vini and the rainbow flick. Neymar will be proud on that day

what does this match have to do with Harry Potter?

>>150357201
Ooof mate grim is that. I tripled captained Palmer last season when he scored 4 goals kek. Best fpl week I've ever had

>>150356884
please ruin my life

tommy really nailing that camp guard look

>>150357219
Moving into this soulless stadium was worse than getting relegated. If they survived that, they'll be fine with it.

>>150357242
Why are you speaking like a gay brit 'mate'?

One of my mates told me there's a chance of a ruling allowing beer to be brought to seats. Is he full of shit?

>>150357256
>mudryk
i genuinely forgot this guy existed

big brain moment from neto

What sex is the thing on the right?

friendly reminder RFN predicted spam to be 18th. is there anything he doesn't know?

In theory could you make two FPL teams with the same name and if you're shit just leave the league you're in "accidentally" and then rejoin with your other team. Nobody would know

>>150357289
Thats a man, baby

west ham paid 40 million for a player not even barcelona on their darkest years wanted? wow

>>150357282
Im English. Born in surrey

>>150357289
Whore.

(would though)

the stadium does look good on tv ngl needs a few big flags on one end maybe

>>150357261
dumbledore saw his wife getting fucked in the swimming pool at hogwarts on the same day he found his farther was stealing from him

>>150357289
Bog phenotype

>>150357289
theres noting gay about getting ur dick sucked

why isnt the palmster playing?

>>150357333
injured in warmup

>>150357333
Injured during warmups

>>150357289
escort

>>150357333
They don't need him. It is West Ham.

>>150357233
no that is fulham

no refunds on estevão

>>150357342
>COLD palmer injured in a WARMup

pottery

>>150357310
It looks awful, those big gaps between the seats and the pitch. Upton Park was pure soul with history, and iconic main entrance. What a downgrade

>>150357342
>>150357343
weak minded bitch i reckon
cheers

>>150357289
>he bought? rig it

how do west ham supporters cope with sitting so far away?

>>150357333
His fat mum says he's grounded.

my various sources have confirmed this is likely btw

>>150357360
Explain why his willy is so big then?

Lmao 1 and a half games in and potter has clearly gone “these clowns can’t play football just hoof it”

>>150357359
i went there it was very old fashioned especially for the premier league was like a league one stadium standard

Went to the gym, thought I'm a bit late and I'll miss the first half here but will probably be goalless anyway.
Fucking 3-1

wtf ref

>>150357365
kek

>>150357365
kek

>>150357383
could be 7 or 8 altogether

Wasnt Pottah supposed to be the Englisch Pep in making?

>>150357372
west ham doesn't have the players for dyche slurpball

>>150357381
They should've just refurbished it imo

LADS. What is everyone drinking?

so olliver forgot to look at his watch or something

BOOOOOO

MOYES OUT!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oof, getting booed at halftime

BOOOOOO
O
O
O
O
O

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOO POTTAH
BOOOO

>>150357392
>>150357397
kek kek

>>150357405
always nice to see you Bermudas
>433 results found

>>150357409
on the red wine me

POTTAH

POTTAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do football managers actually do? How do they decide which exercise to use in training to prepare their team?

not even the boos were enthusiastic

>>150357401
they're built for moyes slurpball

>>150357409
drinking is for degenerates. also have to do some shopping so the gin will be coming in a bit.

I was saying Boo-wen.

>>150357409
Mate gave me a crate of Heineken so going to get that down me pronto

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isnt this the first home game of the season lmao

>>150357409
Timorasso, Derthona

POTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *the west ham fans said calmly*

west ham need to fire potter asap or they will be relegated

>Sponsered by the British Army
Can't wait to sign up to fight for the browns, eh lads?

anyone else drink so much of a type of beer you physically cant drink it anymore and kind of makes you gag

happened to me with heineken and peroni

>>150357442
kek

>>150357442
so this should be west ham, but you've secretly served me up some slurped ham?

>>150357452
times like this i wish i had the balls to post my opinions online i said to my one friend potter was under pressure from minute one of the new season.

>>150357443
Good lad. Never been a big fan of Heineken

https://www.youtube.com/live/DsX8UU8_mN4?si=uhUtBCkgG_n7ZfV-
https://www.youtube.com/live/DsX8UU8_mN4?si=uhUtBCkgG_n7ZfV-
https://www.youtube.com/live/DsX8UU8_mN4?si=uhUtBCkgG_n7ZfV-

Paqueta is a useless little favela monkey btw idc that he scored he has built up so much badwill with me over the past 3 years that he could even score a hattrick and bail us out and I'd still want him publicly beheaded

Hello gentlemen

>>150357475
not really but theres a few video games like that where the idea of going back to them makes me physically cringe

Old speckled hen first, or Guinness first?

>>150357515
no crackers?

I heard Southgate is available

any drink at work man in?

cucu cucurella

>>150357528
got fired for doing that a few weeks ago AMA

>>150357516
>a few video games like that
I started Football Manager for the first time in months while waiting for this game to start and I got that feeling. It made me physically ill.

>>150357515
whats a voyo publicitate

>changing your club's badge so it looks like an emoji
Diabolical that is

Where are the half time slags?

>>150357528
Only when im really stressed or if im watching footy under the desk

>>150357516
Overwatch after they made it Overwatch 2. I get car a sick sensation thinking about it

Half time slags

>>150357537
Where did you work?

>>150357528
I've drank or done drugs at work for the past 3 weeks every day but I'm sober today.
Bored as fuck tho but feels good to be sober for a change.

cORRRR

>>150357505
I've got san miguel in the fridge and a couple of ales so get the budget stuff down me first

can see west ham getting relegated

>>150357588
Greene King pub

It must be depressing to be a westham fan

>>150357579
kelly wins every time

>>150357590
Oi vats ma mum

>>150357516
for me (an old fag) its wow and starcraft
a good thing if anything when you see people that have played wow for 20 years

>>150357515
Fuck off gypsy

the world champions chelsea are in town

>>150357409
About to open a bottle of malbec.

No work for 2 weeks, get in

>>150357579
You can't beat Kelly Kapowski

>>150357626
Really rude and unneccesary that, mate

>>150357289
She must be a former porn star to hang out with the porn king.

>>150357653
yanks amirite?

>>150357635
Fucking get in there, drink that Melbec, fucking drink it. Absolutely drink it. Fucking, fuck drink it you cunt. Drink it. Yes drink it.

Fullkrug? More like Halfkrug.

Wilson should have stayed in NUFC...

>>150357515
Today I learned Allview brand

>>150357673
Okay sir

>>150357673
Is this the equivalent to make up for us blokes?

>>150357515
Why no wine glass?

>>150357653
*hugs you*

reminder there is no need for more than 1 match thread we can easily get to 1000 posts and stay on the slow /sp/ board

>>150357721
>us blokes
Ok pal, sure buddy.

>>150357745
Mate im depressed enough about things are going back home.

callum wilson has to come off the bench for west ham? what happened

>>150357758
benjamin seems to have things pretty in hand over in israel though, why the worry?

I have contempt for people who watch Love Island
I'm not ashamed to say it

>>150357758
>back home
I'm sorry to confirm that it's over.

>>150357779
Fuck off. Born and raised in surrey

>>150357758
to stop the invaders blokes have been going around painting red england flag crosses on roundabouts
not sure how it stops them but its the best we've got so far

Wamba Saka is genuinely just filling a shirt, hes not done anything productive for 55 minutes

GOATcedo

GRIM

>>150357515
is that cheese you took a bite off?

that was fucking dreadful
plap plap plap get relegated

it's so fucking over

KWAB

>>150357673
looks better bald

That keeper

>>150357766
>Callum Wilson
>Calvert-Lewin
>Dominic Solanke
>Daniel Sturridge
Bodies breaking down unfortunately (Solanke will get there)

Onana tier

keeper spiked the ball right to caicedo like they're playing volleyball

go the fuck home

potter looks like he's got shellshock
grim stuff

we want 5

Goalkeeper wasn't even under any pressure.

Kek at West ham breaking their record for most goals conceded in first 2 games.

what a bad keeper

lmao who is gonna take over after potter is sacked? they seem to only go after people that are jobless

>>150357807
Anything to slow them down id reckon. Need to be flying our flag at every home.

>>150357859
Big Ange IN
Plays the West Ham way innit

hes not scored but I've been really impressed with delap, his link up is solid

>>150356651
>>150356651
>>150356651
Just one to go

>>150356651
APOLOGISE

>>150357875
there's rumors of him going to forest

ITS A REAL HAMMERS HORRORSHOW

LOOOOOOLLLLL

WH defence

FIASKO

WE WANT SIX

HAHAHAHAHAH

clown goal

HOLY SHIT

Goalie KWABOTY?

umm potter bros?

hilarious goalkeeper, and chelsea aren't even set piece merchants

POTTTEERRRRRRRRR

maaan
make it 8

POTTAHHHHHHH

stop the game they've had enough

>>150357862
Leedsbros, we won.

I'm done, not supporting west spam anymore.

what's the final score?
1-7?

kek

Another one

COME ON POTTER

lmao this season is going to be grim. imagine paying 18 mill for that Danish klodsmajor

>NON-MELANIN GOALIES

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

>>150357887
If that happens West Ham should spend a trillion dollars to get Nuno, it takes.

Lads I triple captained the West ham goalie how fucked am I

WE WANT SIX
WE WANT SIX
WE WANT SIX
WE WANT SIX

can't blame only the weak keeper
they can't defend a set piece

STOP THE COUNT

>>150357910
This game is going to carry Chelse's set piece stats for the rest of the season

>>150357950
ZAARS

WE WANT SIX

>>150357939
why is less spotting Højlund in net?

they actually watched this guy be shit for leicester last season and spent millions on him kek

>>150357941
create a new account

What exactly was wrong with Areola anyway

Whats the most corners a team has scored in a single PL game?

>>150357289
She's looking proper hot now. How do we find her name?

>>150357289
Looked it up, its 44 (forty four) year old Real Housewives of Cheshire star Amika Pickston

The West Ham lot are fucking off home in droves

>>150357910
>Chelsea aren't even set piece merchants
Now they are

A KID RAN ON THE PITCH WEST HAM FANS KICKING OFF WITH SECURITY

>>150357950
Brazilian reporter in the stadium was saying some fans were fighting on the way out while a kid was trying to invade the pitch

>>150357904
NEWB BREAB

>>150357939
what condition does he have?

What the hell was that shirt

>>150357978
dont blame em the lads that left at 30 minutes are looking smart right about now

>>150357973
She looks older than 44.

She looks more like a young looking 54 year old, if that makes any sense

>>150357987
we dont need more than 1 match thread on a slow board you mong

>>150357973
>Amika
Ampicka even. What kind of name is Ampika

told ya
the one without a goal will be subbed off
maresca putting some help to caicedo
at least he's not too retard
image getting out your two full backs at the same time. that would be retard

>>150357973
If Kamala Harris had a glow up

>>150357978
>>150357995
swear this happens more and more with teams who are getting battered

>yfw paqueta is almost definitely getting sold to brazil this summer
west ham are FUCKED

he can't cope any longer

West ham should unironically try to hold this result. The only worse thing than losing 1-5 would be losing 1-6+

>>150357978
It's 9.30 on a Friday night heading into the summer bank holiday. This match was probably just pre drinks. If I were them I'd rather just get down to the London bars too. Cheeky little sniff on the central line

>>150358019
Luv me trannies, simple as.

>>150358019
What is that?

someone needs to get a red card

>>150358048
>i shouldn't have bet............. on a west ham win...................................... *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

West Ham comeback on the cards?

sanchez is mogging the west ham nigga

>>150357904
>>150357904
>>150357904
>>150357904
>>150357904

>>150357515
>shitty wine
>took a bite from the cheese like a mong
Kys