Thread 150438926

kek plonked

40-6 lol lmao rofl wow wow wow

Brady never lost 40-6

>Jets stole Esa Pole from the Chiefs
WTF is Brett Veach doing. Why keep Wanya Morris over this guy.

>>150438926 (OP)
I love men except I’m not being ironic here.

Good game, kid. You played well. Keep it up.

>>150438996
>preseason stats
I don't know if he's good, I didn't watch. But you're ngmi.

>>150438961
>>150438984
Brady was too busy losing 25-6 to Jake Plummer in his 20s. Couldn't even make it to the owl at this age.

>>150439036
Don't try to pretend like you know who the Jake the Snake is

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>>150438752
If your point is that Rice wasn’t a “game changer,” then you are actually underlining why his injury mattered. When your best wideout is already closer to WR2 level talent, losing him magnifies the gap because the guys behind him are not just a small step down, they are bottom of the depth chart role players. Calling that depth is being generous, it is really just bodies to rotate through. Comparing that to the Eagles having Wilson or Campbell as backups does not land, because those guys were behind two legitimate Pro Bowl level WR1 and WR2 talents. For the Chiefs, Rice was the one semi reliable option.

On the chemistry point, it is not hand waving. Rice was the only receiver Mahomes trusted to consistently win on option routes and timing based plays. That is why his volume was not just random WR2 stats in a pass heavy offense, he was the only one in sync with the quarterback. Taking away that security blanket forces Mahomes to throw to guys he had not established that same level of trust with in the biggest game of the year. That is not a minor thing.

And yes, the offensive line matters because it is part of the same discussion, how much the surrounding circumstances were working against the Chiefs. I am not arguing it invalidates the Eagles’ win, no one is saying that. I am saying Rice’s injury was not some tiny footnote like you are painting it, it was part of a bigger picture where Kansas City’s margin for error was already razor thin.

Bimbo bros...

>>150439084
The guy you're arguing doesn't realize he's making the case for why losing Rice was so impactful.

Why are only the Vikings getting shit for male cheerleaders? Aren’t like 12 other teams also doing that?

>>150439074
Listen here, son, I saw him play at ASU.

They linked up!

>>150439074
>Don't try to pretend like you know who the Jake the Snake is
A crazy stat about Mahomes is that he's only lost to Superbowl caliber rosters. Every team he lost to went on to play in the owl. Brady lost to Plummer that season who went on to lose his next game. He was a bum.

>>150438996
fwiw the first two guys were waived too. i've seen enough guys like kasen williams, austin watkins and dorian thompson-fucking-robinson to not get too excited over no name preseason standouts

>>150439175
Uhh who is whom here??

37 > 31
31 > 9
2 > 0
7 > 3

Fartrick Sharthomes

>>150439036
Cry harder queefie

>>150439200
If I was a GM I would always go with players with unknown potential rather than proven bust or journeymen. Chiefs should have moved off Skyy Moore years ago.

Chiefskiddies go to homeroom every morning and brag about how they ran home to spend their evening defending Mahomes on the internet
Lol
Kek even

>>150439282
Damn, that's kinda cool

mfw we lose 52-49 every week

>>150439373
I believe this is >our year.

>>150439287
2bh i might too. sometimes they do resurface and make the team that cut them regret it, butker for example. i hope raheim sanders becomes a guy like that for the browns. but more often than not those dudes fade into obscurity and the gms end up proven right

>>150439282
He made the team. 6'3" and runs a 4.4 and catches everything.

>>150439373
That hair was cursed

>>150439373
Did you watch many Notre Dame games last year? Al Golden might be able to do some fun pressure stuff with the Bengals like he did in college. Who knows

>>150439582
is he keeping 20? Makes me think of Devin Hester a little the 23 always stood out but that was before all the rule changes around Jersey numbers. I can't even keep up with who has what

>>150438926 (OP)
>>150438961
>>150438984
>>150439012
>>150439258

>>150439781
Walker is switching to #10 and Burden will be #13

>>150439619
yeah idk maybe he can get more out of the young guys on the DL but from my perspective everyone outside of hendrickson and maybe shemar stewart is a bust if not a complete liability. >our LBs might be decent though

>>150439036
>25-6
Damn, Tommy is still better than Mahomes even when it comes to putting up 6 points

round 2

>>150439844
>queef meme

Coward.

>>150439950
>Winning the AFC conference title and losing against a future Hall of Fame Superbowl MVP Jalen Hurts is worse than losing to Jake Plummer in the divisional round.

Your average Chiefs game desu

It's not particularly close desu.

>>150440095
>>150440186
>desu hivemind
I didn't even see your post when I made that.

>>150440041
>>150440067
kek

>>150440083
>future Hall of Fame

>>150440269
Eagles have the best GM. If they win another ring he's going into the hall.

>>150440291
>If

>>150439084
>When your best wideout is already closer to WR2 level talent, losing him magnifies the gap because the guys behind him are not just a small step down, they are bottom of the depth chart role players
This is not necessarily true at all. In fact it's more likely to be the opposite of true. When you have a top-tier player at a position, the backups are usually a larger step down than if you have an average player as the starter. That's just the way roster construction works.
Think of it in terms of allocation of resources. Lets say you have 10 chips and 4 spots to put them. If you put 6 in the first spot, you have 4 left over, so you can go 6-2-1-1. Another option is you put 4 in the first spot, and get 4-2-2-2. Now if each team loses their top guy, who's worse off? The first team has 2-1-1 left, and the second team has 2-2-2.
>>150439084
>Comparing that to the Eagles having Wilson or Campbell as backups does not land
I don't really know how you can say that. You think that Brown/Smith/Dotson/Wilson ---> Smith/Dotson/Wilson/Campbell is a smaller drop in talent than Rice/Worthy/Brown/Hopkins ---> Worthy/Brown/Hopkins/JJSS? Swapping out Brown for Campbell vs swapping out Rice for JJSS?
The Eagles are maybe an outlier anyway, because they have two elite WRs, but how about compare to a team that's more polarized, vs KC's more even curve. How about the Cowboys? Is Rice/Worthy/Brown/Hopkins ---> Worthy/Brown/Hopkins/JJSS not a much smaller drop off than Lamb/Tolbert/Cooks/Turpin ---> Tolbert/Cooks/Turpin/Brooks?
If the discussion is about whether the injuries the Chiefs had are an excuse for why they lost and a reason the Eagles' win should have an asterisk than KC's O-line does not factor in. Sorry, it's that simple.

>>150439218
I got the magic eye thing to work but I can't tell what this is supposed to be. It's just a blob with a small blob in front of it.

>>150440371
???

>>150440186
Tom didn't have elite weapons at all during that stretch, Deion Branch and David Givens lool meanwhile Patty had prime Kelce and Tyreek, same number of chips.

My neck is FUCKED, you guys.

>>150440479
Mahomes has the best stats of all time. Brady wasn't even top 10 in his 20s. Not sure why people keep comparing them. Brady in his 30s had a lot of catching up to do. We'll see how he compares to Mahomes in his 30s, but until that happens it's a waste of time talking about it.

>Landon Dickerson participated in practice today
The reports of the Eagles' death were greatly exaggerated

Last digit is how many starts shadeur gets this year

>>150440701
Oof

>>150440701
Noice

>>150440722
And? It's physically impossible for Burrow to be any better than he was last season yet they missed the playoffs.

>>150440572
7>3. We'll see if Patty ever gets back to an Owl now that Kelce is washed and wifed up.

>>150440701
Browns confirmed resting starters week 18 before the playoffs

>Eagles cut Tristin McCollum
Surprising. Justin Simmons or Marcus Epps incoming?

>>150440770
>gets cucked by the chiefs sitting one out at denver
That was comedy gold.

Is he good?

>>150440799
What is this supposed to insinuate?

>>150440836
Don't act coy, Giuseppe

>>150440835
Better than the turnstile he's replacing

>>150440836
That because you don’t worship the altar of the nog that you’re a ist or phobe.

>>150440701
1 Super Bowl ring? based

>>150440775
>now that Kelce is washed and wifed up.
Kelce was washed in 2024 yet they got back to the owl. Kelce had no OL and since all the weapons were injured there was nobody to take the pressure off of him, any TE is going to struggle in that situation. He said there was a lot of offseason distractions with all the podcast and endorsement deals. I'm predicting he puts up an all time great season and the Chiefs extend him for another season.

>>150440799
Based Gruden making the antifootball pussies mad

>>150440835
I was wondering how he and Donovan Jackson are still free agents

>>150440836
Obviously all of those guys are cucks

The Packers, Cowboys, chiefs and bears ain't it this season

>>150440640
>Eagles fans are aware of how important a single olineman is yet they claim the Chiefs are making excuses for going through 4 LTs in 2024.

I love this gunslinging nigga like you wouldn't believe

I dreamed about the Saints drafting Kelvin Banks for an entire season and it came true. Now hopefully I can manifest that same outcome with John Mateer.

give me your biggest week 1 upset and the easiest win

>>150441163
Chorgers in Brazil. Book it.

>>150441094
If something happens to the Chiefs then it's no big deal and they should get over it. If something happens to literally any other team then it's time to wheel out every excuse in the book because it's just not fair. The double standard is real.

>>150441183
Based new Kornheiser fabricator. Keep the tradition alive.

>>150441177
Chargers had the #1 ranked defense in 2024 and their HC typically needed 2 seasons before he turned a program around.

But now that they lost their tackle they are no longer a serious threat.

>>150441163
>biggest week 1 upset
Browns beating the Bengals
>easiest win
Eagles beating the Cowboys. Maybe they won't win by 20 but dem boyz will be suffocated slowly.

Queefies still crying

>>150441094
>having a shit roster is equivalent to a 3-time probowler getting injured

>>150441207
What "happened" to the Chiefs at LT? Why are they not responsible for having a good player at that position like every other team is?

>skinny
>no outstanding physical traits whatsoever
>only compliments he gets are "He's accurate!" "He's a leader!"
My team better not fucking draft this dude.

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>150439092
In all fairness, that’s always been the case the minute they go to college.

Is this the most powerful image on /sp/?

>>150441384
No...

>>150441276
He ain't no Young Bussey

>>150441384
No

>>150441402
post it.

>>150441384
yes since it invokes the most seething

>>150441384
I like the fumble cat

>>150441402
Its crazy how her vagina used to look disgusting to me now i find it pretty okay

>>150440803
Yeah, no sense in playing for a win and getting the 2nd overall pick

>>150441467
most vaginas are nasty looking. They are function over form
don't @ me

>>150441467
>>150441503
Homosexuality is winning in this thread

Reminder this happened

FUN FACT:
>Mahomes holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate of any quarterback in playoff history: 0.412 penalties drawn per game, over three times the league average of 0.12.

And we're supposed to believe he isn't a ref baby?

LOL

>>150441590
Is that my kang Sean Kang?

>>150441467
You don't want too tight because then they don't last long. Women get sore fairly easily

>>150441590
the league just wasn't ready for the blunter

>>150441591
It's more of a case of him being the best postseason performer thus teams attempt to cheat to beat him by playing dirty.

>>150441606
That's Marquette King, a punter rushing on a muffed punt, doing his best VICK impression, more teams should have black punters, they're pretty fast

>>150441590
Damn is this legal?

>>150441543
And that’s a good thing

>>150441384
>Is this the most powerful image on /sp/?
you literally can't post that image and talk about your QB in peace without 3 schizos derailing the general into a goat debate. So yes, that probably is the most powerful image.

>>150441503
Imo pretty much all vaginas are pretty, as long as they're not literally diseased

>>150441590
Marquette King was so fucking based. I wish he was still playing.

>>150441590
>>150441652
>Marquette King
Haven't thought about that guy in a while. He was pretty cool. What's he up to? Why did he lose his NFL job?

>>150441681
Cmon man those outtie flappy rosbeef vaginas are sinister straight from Alien movie

>>150439092

can't wait until taytay gets pregnant and every girl starts going baby crazy

>>150441710
This is true but they're very rare. If a chick has them she lost the genetic lottery

>>150441671
Yeah

>>150441710
>>150441730
Meaty pussies are god's gift to this planet

>>150441710
>>150441730
If you don't like outies you might be gay t.bh

>>150441703
After signing with >Denver their coach made him change his punting style, he got hurt and that was it, till he signed with St. Louis Battlehawks, I'm not sure if he's still playing though

>>150441758
I learn something new here everyday

For some reason i thought they were obligated to either kick or pass the ball

WE LOST RICE

>>150441768
There's a difference between "outtie" and a chick with truly excessive labia. It's off putting as fuck

>>150441651
Lol

Also this happened

>>150441916
>closed-fist punching a helmet
Always makes me lol

Anyone have the Andre Johnson-Cortland Finnegan fight?

>2nd time in a row the Lions will play the Chiefs without their #1 receiver
>2nd time in a row the Eagles will play a Rashee-less Chiefs
Are they scared to play Mahomes with his best receiver.

>>150441916
Witnessing a nigga moment live is such a raw animalistic experience

>>150441946
I was at the game and saw this happen, but couldn't see the chain due to being seated at 7,000 feet.

It's moronic to ask this to a bunch of virgin nerd NEETs but have any of you been married? How big of distraction will the wedding be for Travis Kelce, especially a wedding at this scale.

Do you think gronk kisses those porn whores on the lips?

>>150442003
Name one such “porn whore”

>>150441916
Decided to finally download an mp4 of my favorite fight instead of posting the ancient tiny gif I have again.

>>150442001
I am married pretty sure there are others here too

Also im pretty sure travis kelce is 100% focused on redeeming himself after that terrible super bowl

>>150441861
>In the nu-NFL it's so easy to get 1k yards that rookies are doing it with ease, yet the Chiefs WR corps has been so lackluster that they haven't had a 1k yard WR since 2021 when Tyreek left and this is with a pass heavy offense. Them losing the one reciever capable of getting 1k yards matters.

Who exactly are “chargers fans”? San diego holdovers? LA beaners who for some reason dont like the rams? Randoms from around the country who like the powder blues?

>>150442101
i just like justine herbert

>>150442101
Keep forgetting that they use to be from San Diego

Is your QB better than super bowl winner Kenny Pickett?

>>150442035
Your mother

>>150442101
there's also people who really like their phone chargers

>>150442001
The average 4channers wedding has less to do with a Kelce/Swift wedding than our jobs do with being an NFL player. Absolutely none of the things we would worry about apply to them and they have entirely different things to worry about.

Assuming he's smart he'd say "I gave you the ring, don't mention a wedding to me until after the owl" but that assumes Travis Kelce is smart, and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A Brazilian anon told me that they will be rooting for the Chiefs, but it begs the question do they know enough about football to know when to cheer. Imagine if they end up making noise while the Chiefs are on the field.

>>150442116
Reminder that Kenny has never had a turnover in the Owl unlike Hurts

>>150442122
:o

>>150442001
My brother is getting married and planning a wedding is unironically months of work. However, Swift and Kelce are very likely to just pay someone they like to do almost all of it. So I doubt it'll distract him much

>>150442110
Oh yeah, oregon fans maybe

2020: Bills 24, Chiefs 38

2021: Bills 36, Chiefs 42

2023: Bills 24, Chiefs 27

2024: Bills 29, Chiefs 32

>>150442203
This shit is actual nightmare fuel

>>150442203
4-0 is the record for a win streak against a rival.
Meaning Allen is way overdue for a win.
This season Bills are going all the way.

>>150442203
>2021: Bills 36, Chiefs 42
All time KWAB

>>150442203
Josh allen will never win anything ever

>>150442203
Might be one of the funniest stretches of games in history. 4-0 in the regular season, 0-4 in the playoffs.

>>150442035
>never happened!!
kek you his publicist?

>>150442130
There won’t be any strategic noise. It will be the same throughout and people cheering for big plays
t. Gone to the bong games

>>150441804
nope
you can run almost any play you like, 9/10 though its safer to just punt away, if you don't get the down you're giving the other team prime field positioning

>>150442250
Kinda kino desu, neither team has home field advantage.

>Panthers WR corps is now a bunch of young guys
Oh dear

>>150442235
>This season Bills are going all the way.
Bills will lose the Owl to >my Redskins again

>>150442287
It's the Eagles' turn to beat them in the owl, to complete the set and fulfill the prophecy.

>>150442203
>0-4 in Owls
>0-4 against Mahomo

>>150442203
>>150442240
Hot take: Mahomes needs Allen, Burrow, or Lamar to win a ring for his legacy. If those guys go their entire career ringless historians can argue he took advantage of a weak AFC era.

Time for people to open their eyes

>>150442303
Nah, that was last year. Eagles aren't making the Owl this year

>>150442323
All of them are going to the Hall of Fame. It's better that they don't win a ring so it can be said that he gatekept an entire generation of elite QBs from a Super Bowl ring.

>>150442328
I don't care

kek

>>150442133
and unlike Mahomes
clearly Kenny Pickett is the best QB in the league

>>150442374
If in the year 2040 there's a QB on the Raiders who wins 13 straight owls. All of us would conclude the guy probably took advantage of a soft era. A part of being a goat means winning against championship caliber opponents.

>>150442387
Justin Jefferson is a fraud. Still top 5, but not the best in the league.

>>150442387
What the fuck was he doing?

>>150442418
Following the script

>>150442418
his best

>>150442407
This anon doesn’t know ball

>>150442407
>t. Jamarr Chase

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LOL

>>150441710
>outtie flappy rosbeef vaginas
cant they clean those up with cosmetic surgery now?

>>150442481
Not defending mahomo but
>QBR

>>150442481
>>150442497

>>150442485
Why would a doctor mess with perfection?

>>150442461
The best to ever do it. Crazy.

>>150442521
innies are the best vaginas

>>150442507
Lol overated

>>150442387
My falcons :(

>>150442542
Low test post. Delete this to save face.

I messed around one day and my own passer rating formula, I wish I screenshotted it, I think it was something like this
>start at 0
>1 completed pass automatically puts you at 100%
>an incompletion halves you to 50%
>a completion gives you 50%
>a positive rush yard adds 1% (say a 6 yard rush, 6%, 27 yard run, 27%, a negative run minus the yardage as a percentage)
>a rush TD was 10% + the yardage
>a pass TD was +50 + yardage
>a pick was -75% and a fumble was -75%

I forgot how I was doing it but in one game, Lamar had a 127 rating and I think Burrow had a 140+

>>150442481
>>150442507
>>150442545
A side effect of Mahomes never missing a championship round is that the only times he can lose is in the biggest games whereas your favorite QB had their worst games in the lessor rounds of playoffs against easier competition.

Cherrypicking the Superbowl is a silly because just the act of making it to a record 5 of them in his 20s puts him ahead of everyone regardless of how bad he played.

>>150442598
I have a rating too
>yards add 1
>TDs add 6
>incompletion lose 5
>INT lose 20

Give a passer rating on this bussy

>>150442598
>>150442642
We already have PFF

>>150442374
>All of them are going to the Hall of Fame
Right now you can only really make a case for Lamar and there's still a big asterisk with his lack of playoff success. People underestimate how hard it is to make the HoF, there's only 29 QBs in the HoF and only Peyton, Favre, and Warner have been inducted in the last 20 years.

QB A throws 18/23 and 3 TDs to 1 pick, scores a rush TD but gets sacked 4 times

QB B throws 27/40 and 4 TDs to 2 picks, gets sacked 6 times and fumbles twice

what's their ratings?

>>150442654
>PFF
>Prissy Football Faggots

>>150442664
At least one ring should be required to make the HoF. Marino doesn't belong in the hall even though he's arguably one of the best to ever do it.

>>150442664
Brees and Brady are locks

>>150441978
Everyone knew Crabtree as that sorry ass nigga lmao

>>150442664
Nah, Josh Allen solidified his Hall of Fame berth by winning the MVP last season. If Burrow retired today, then he probably wouldn't get in but if he keeps it up and wins an MVP/Super Bowl then he'll get in.

>>150442003
That's part of what makes them sexy. The whore part.

>>150439844
>lost superbowl

And who did he lose it to, may I ask?

>>150442630
Well he only gets there because of the refs. This last Super Bowl was proof of that

Keep believing your delusions you Schizo

KEK

>>150442630
the threads were a lot better without you in them

>>150442743
They literally had to substitute a player,no one in NFL has had to do that.

>>150442690
Joe Namath is in the HoT anon

>>150442630
Post porn and leave again

>>150440186
No, it really wasn't

>>150442742
I'll answer that but first you have to tell me why Brady went a decade without winning a ring. Could it be he couldn't beat his peers in their prime and waited for them to retire or slow down to start ring padding against babies like Mahomes who didn't know how to read defenses?

>>150442718
Brady (obviously), Rodgers, and Mahomes are locks, Brees is 95% a lock only because he's never won an MVP but I'd be very surprised if he's not first ballot.

>>150442774
Should have taken the flu shot

>>150442795
How Brees didnt win MVP in 2011 when he lead the league in completion percentage, TDs, and set the yardage record is ridiculous

>>150440572
>Mahomes has the best stats of all time

Anon, 2-0 is better than 0-2

>>150442718
>>150442795
>Brady is a lock for the hall
If an ex Patriots assistant coach writes a book about all the cheating stuff the league didn't catch Brady might be rejected.

The Foreskins are strutting into Week 1 talking like they're a Super Bowl contender and like the Giants don't own them historically. Even when the Giants have been terrible the Cumhandlers have been their punching bag good for at least one free win a year if not two.

>>150442823
Rodgers has at least 2 MVPs that someone else deserved.

>>150442836
Someone makes this a webm

>>150439844
brady sisters...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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>>150442824
Wins from a coinflip in overtime is a team stat.

>>150442784
>>150442765
I'm back.

>>150442823
I'm a Saints fan and I will say that Rodgers had the better year that season. Brees however should have won in 2009 but Peyton won the popularity contest, so they gave it to him. Luckily he beat the Colts in the Super Bowl that season.

>>150442890
INTERCEPTED, ITS TRACY PORTER

>>150442743
The league was trying to suspend Rashee Rice for double digit games before the NFLPA got involved. Your ref narrative is permanently destroyed.

>>150442787
Mahomes couldn't beat his Brady in his 40's and waited for him to retire or slow down to start ring padding against babies like Hurts

You do realize the only Ring Mahomes won while Brady was still in the league came by beating Brady's backup?

>>150442885
Your brown hand remains unposted coward

>>150442899
>laughing at the Chiefs for not getting a threepeat when everyone else's shitty teams will never ever be in that position to begin with
I can't imagine rooting for any other franchise and actually having the gall to talk shit about the greatest 3 year stretch of football we've ever seen.

>>150442951
The Packers won the last NFL championship before the Owl and the first two

>>150442904
OH LOOK AT THIS RUN
WHAT A RUN

>>150442938
Their eras overlapped, Mahomes put up better stats and won more rings, games, and MVPs.

>>150442885
yeah I can tell
the thread instantly dropped in quality
go crash out and get banned again

Remember when gronk hosted a sex cruise with a bunch of porn whores?

>>150443037
Really?

>>150442934
Since when did the refs hand out suspensions?

Dumbass

>>150442328
>I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT

>>150443058
Yea

>>150443068
The refs are the sock puppets of the league. The refs do what the league wants.

>>150442966
Delete this

9 days until Herbie btfos da cheats get ready for it fags

Gets suspended for driving reckless, crashing into cars and fleeing.

>Um akshually, the refs are against the Chiefs. He dindu nuffin!

The delusion this Schizo has


LOL

>>150443126
The refs do what Rodger Goodell tells them to. Rodger Goodell tried to suspend Rice for double digit games. It ends the narrative that the league wants the Chiefs to win.

>>150443106
Doesn't count because the Chiefs have a long flight or something

Can we go back to talking about vaginas

>>150443106
Is Justin Herbert ever going to actually win a meaningful game?

>>150443147
He should unironically be in jail for doing that shit.

>>150443147
The whole point is they don't need Rice because the game on the field is rigged. So personnel doesn't matter. Duh.

>>150442934
All joking aside, Rice got slapped hard because Between Jalen carter and Henry Ruggs actually killing people the whole street racing thing has reached the zero tolerance stage.

I guarantee the league made it very clear that the next dumbass who wrecked his lambo was going to get it and then Rice goes out and flips his shit in broad daylight in the middle of workday traffic and nearly takes out another innocent civilian. Stupid fucker is lucky he gets to come back at all. The league doesn't need players who are public menaces. Rashee Rice could fuck off forever and the NFL would be just fine without him.

>>150442630
My favorite QB beat Mahomes in the post-season :^)

>>150442630
holy cope lmao how pathetic

>>150443170
You're only saying this because he plays for the Chiefs. If he played for any other team, you wouldn't give a fuck but since he plays for Kansas City with Mahomes, you're all of a sudden for justice and the rule of law. It's insane how mindbroken you people are.

>>150443154
I dunno man, he lost his left tackle, it'll be hard but if he does win it's gonna be a historic victory, no one ever won with a backup left tackle before.

>>150443170
His lambo hardly had scratches on it. Traffic crimes are judged by the result not by the crime itself. They recently gave Jordan Addison a 3 game suspension for drunk driving.
>B-but he could have killed someone since he was drunk!!!!
But he didn't thus they only gave him a 3 game suspension. Why, because traffic crime is judged by results not actions. If I'm going 100 Mph and don't hit anyone I might walk away with a ticket but if I'm going 10 under the speed limit and I hit a kid going to school I'm fucked.

>>150443231
That's very stupid to think

>>150443192
see
>>150439844

>>150443231
>They recently gave Jordan Addison a 3 game suspension for drunk driving.
This dude needs to have his car keys taken away forever

Summer is becoming unbearable

>Henry Ruggs could get out of prison in 2026
Who's taking him?

>>150442970
>won more games

except against Brady in the playoffs, where he won zero. Keep coping

>>150443277
>hot as fuck
>takes forever for the sun to set
>people are outside and happy
I hate the summer

>>150443202
No niggah YOU are

>>150443170
>>150443202
>>150443246
Almost all the NFL players have sports cars and if you don't think they're speeding and putting other people's lives in danger in these supercars I have a bridge to sell you. They just didn't like the Rice situation since he was racing and it was caught on camera.

What did you do this summer

>>150443289
>won a coinflip in overtime
meh

>>150443231
DUIs are automatic 3 days.
What makes Rashees Rice's case different is that it was caught on film for everyone to see. Ray Rice only had a 2 game suspension for what he did and then the video came out and it was over. Videos have a longer lasting impact

>>150443281
Browns

Reminder that the majority of old people on the Commies are on 1 year deals and were only signed because so many of Snyders draft picks were total busts. Starting in 2026, Washington will be one of the youngest teams with the 4th most cap space in the league

>>150442951
Big deal you won two asterisk bowls in the worst era ever. That’s barely enough to elevate your pathetic franchise out of palookaville with teams like the saints and panthers but you’re still nothing special. At best you’re just one of the real times finally, like the Raiders or the Broncos

>>150443397
3 actually

>>150443202
No, I'm saying it because 2 NFL players having already killed people in road racing incidents the past couple years is more than enough.

It's crazy that you Cheifsfags have such a persecution complex that you're defending a guy who weaved between traffic at 150 miles per hour, flipped his shit and then ran like some 13 year old ditching a stolen car who figured if he wasn't there no one would know it was him. Rashee Rice is a fucking retard and a piece of shit, and that would still be true whatever tam he was on.

>>150442485
It's called labiaplasty.

>>150442985
>left hand u-ACK!

>>150443390
>young teams are good teams
If anything the opposite is true.

>>150443350
>won't even acknowledge the Super Bowl

Lol, the meds already kicked in, huh?
Also, did you know you can avoid overtime by outscoring the other team in regulation?

>>150443390
Yeah, Von, Wagner and Ertz are most likely going to retire after this season

>>150443512
>"lolol Commies are so old"
>"lolol Commies are so young"

>>150443537
The superbowl in that season the Chiefs lost 4 starters on the OL?

Wow! The patriots were dogshit before Brady!

You're all a bunch of dumb faggot niggers.

>>150443585
Hey jon, how's the lawsuit going?

>>150442275
Hate this shit as a fan.
McMillan might be great IF is he at least a Drake London/Mike Evans.
Legette might be great IF he learned how to catch.
Coker might be great IF he is actually a diamond in the rough undrafted player and not a fluke.
Not holding my breath on Horn Jr and Tremayne being any good.
All depends on if Bryces turn around is permanent too. Too many question marks and Theilen was the only proven player at wr.

>>150439078
>vikings tranny cheerleader
>literally shot up a Catholic church this morning
what the fuck is up with Minnesota? Somalians and trannies galore

@Statmutt thoughts?

>>150443634
PRETTY GOOD THESE FAGGOT NIGGER TRANNIES AREN'T GOING TO STOP ME, HOLD ON I GOTTA SEND AN EMAIL.

>>150443678
not even top 5 in the nfl come on.

>>150439175
>all jews look the same because they're so incestuous

>>150443703
yes.

>>150443281
The team that employs a player who got his teammate and a recruiting staffer killed while street racing

kind of weird how this retard who supports shadman is also homophobic but likes to create images of men kissing men...

>>150443441
This. If anything it's the Chiefs fans whining that he's being punished at all to begin with

>>150443722
Get that Shylock off of my screen

>>150443763
chosen people.

>>150439175
>romantic piano music is playing
>they're about to kiss

The Minneapolis school shooter had (among a lot of other very online racist/nazi things) "We Wuz Kangz" written on one of his guns

>>150443778
and how does that pertain to football?

>>150443694
Caleb, that guy from the Saints, Jeff Garcia... Who is other top 2?

>>150443778
glowniggers with your glow so bright, won't you guide my media narrative for israel tonight

>>150443788
Vikings have tranny cheerleaders and Tampon Tim Walz

>>150443796
some zesty nigger, point being patty there would love to fuck pussy, sadly he's last on the list in a house of dogs due to his wife's proclivities

>>150443788
Nta but we WE WUZ KANGZ post when the Vikings embarass themselves and he eas from the state the Vikings play in. Maybe he was one of us lol jk just a weird coincidence

Mahomes is a cuck

Browns beating Bengals week 1

>>150443815
would you let your girlfriend fuck you with a strap-on like that if she asked you?

i really hope theres a coach crazy enough to attempt a 70 yd fg before halftime and it ends up costing them the game

>>150443854
It's hotter if she doesn't ask for permission

>>150443854
no that's gay

>>150443854
I'm not from Minnesota so no

>>150443796
>Jeff Garcia
Krispy Kremes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH8g8AMm5G0

>>150443250
That happened before the start of last season. Because of how the rules are, he’s being punished by the league twice for one incident.

>>150443879
based
>>150443897
what a fag
>>150443912
In minnesota they let the "immigrants" do it for them.

>>150443922
am I old?

>>150443942
yes

He's going to take her name, isn't he?

>>150443959
Fuck

>>150443942
yes, but its okay anon

>>150444033
At least we know they won't be having kids because her eggs are rotten and the vaxx sterilized him.

>>150444033
>he ends up taking the name Kelce-Swift
TWO THINGS AT ONCE!

>>150444107
Bundlerooski?

>>150444138
BUNDLEROOSKIDOO

>>150444041
HEY FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR THAT ONE

>>150444060
>her
kek you discord trannies are still going with this bullshit eh?

>>150444186
What?

Week 1 can't come fast enough.

What is he (not) thinking about right now?

>game manager
>manages to win all but 2 games since HS
the cope writes itself

>>150444275
Shame that he's on the Vicucks

>>150444229
>my head hurts

>>150444229
Like any famous person you try to insult on the internet the answer is your he's not thinking about you.

>>150444275
Kyler murray did the same

>>150441719
She’s going to do more for the white race than nearly anyone in decades and it’ll be unintentional. But I’ll take it.

>>150444336
kek I love that this joke post made you seethe.

>>150444388
Now that you put it that way, I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift and this marraige needs to be stopped.

>Tom Kennedy and Dan Skipper are back on the lions practice squad
Based, life is as it should be

How hard does Taylor like to fuck?
This is football related because Travis kelce

>>150444138
>>150444155

God I want JJ to be a bust so I can keep making fun of the NFCN for having shitter QBs

League fucked

All Stadiums need find a way for cameras to get a lower and closer angle like this. It looks way better.

>>150444507
>So committed to the Broncos he turned himself orange
Based.

>>150444507
Someone make a progression showing his face getting darker each year

>>150444507
same energy

>>150444507
>>150444522
>1-6 against playoff teams

>>150444506
McCarthy was a systembabby at Michigan so there's no fear of him being good in the NFL

>>150444531
Bix nood got you seething?

>>150444033
imagine your wife telling you she isn't taking your last name because "babe, you know that would be bad for my brand"

>>150444565
If my wife's brand was worth a billion dollars, it'd make sense to me because I'm not a little kid

>>150444388
men cannot have children.

This season is going to suck now

>>150444547
Laughing is more like it.

>>150444543
well apparently o'connell is a system baby coach, looking at what he did with darnold, so who knows

>>150444507
>26 years old
>looks 40
>has tons of acne
what's going on with this dude

>>150444404
I love that you think my joke posy is seething :p

>>150444622
You took the time to make that, which sounds like seethe to me.

>>150444622
This is actually a pretty brutal schedule. They honestly won't make the playoffs.

>>150444654
Roids

>>150444613
You sure about that?

>>150444654
do you really not know? It is the uncrustables being intravenously given to him by the team.

>>150444658
It took 1 minute of my time, buddy. 1 minute more than your actual sex experience.

>>150444622
>Chargers twice
>Chiefs twice
>improved Raiders twice
>Eagles
>Commanders
>Packers
>Texans
>Jags might be good
This is a really tough schedule

>>150444661
>roids
>QB who is not jacked at all
you really don't need roids to be QB, you're fine with just peptide proteins to recover

>>150444622
Bronkeks are not getting swept by the Raiders lol

>>150444680
be kind his dad raped him daily he has lots of experience.

>>150444680
That's only because your mom forgot to start the timer. At least I got more time than I paid for.

>>150444669
>My Lions don't eat processed goyslop
God I love my coach

>>150444507
>>150444522
The most florida looking couple to not live in florida

>>150444705
They'll definitely win a few of those games but not nearly enough to clinch a playoff berth. Don't forget that they'll probably lose one or two games to a team they should beat as well.

*sniff* *sniff* ahhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh choooooooooooooo!

The mere image of Bo Nix drives chiefs fans up a wall. The reason for this is simple, they are scared

>>150444732
nah they look like they live in new jersey 9000%

>Broncuck discussion ongoing
>suddenly da flu poster appears out of nowhere despite the constant insistence that he doesn't root for them

>>150444698
Not one of those teams is good

>>150444736
Oh yeah, that I agree with. I hadn't seen how hard the Broncos schedule is, they're missing the playoffs. But they're still not getting swept by the Raiders lol

>>150444781
just got done fuckin' yo momma. just a coincidence.

>>150444765
>Scared of a QB that went 1-6 against playoff teams and now has to play a real big boy schedule this season

>>150444730
>This guy was temporarily the head coach of the phins at one point.
>They picked ADAM FUCKING GASE over him for coach after his temp period was done.
I fucking hate the phins so much this fucking awful nightmare team has been pure suffering for over 30 years now holy fuck.

>>150444732
it's incredible the most 50 year old looking 25 year old man managed to find the most 50 year old looking 25 year old woman to make his girlfriend

You guys ever notice that games that are really high scoring in the first half tend to be much lower scoring in the 2nd half. Teams can go into halftime with a score of 28-24 and then after the game is over, the final score would be 38-37. Why is that?

>>150444730
>goyslop
Why do you guys love your jewish boogeymen so much

>>150444791
Fair enough

>>150444858
halftime adjustments and PED usage.

>>150444866
>preservatives, stabilizers, and seed oils are… le good
Fuck off kike

>>150444858
Delete this.

>>150444881
They roid em up in the lockerroom at halftime? Teams really got the needles at the ready?

>>150444858
>he still doesn't understand that the refs bet games
kek

>>150444887
Lol wut

>>150444887
that one dude REALLY REALLY loves seed oils and I fucking don't know why kek
He spergs out regularly.

>>150444858
The water bottle girls suck all the energy out of them at halftime

>>150444781
You gonna write that in your report you Schizo?

>>150444899
What is the league going to do? Test for PEDs mid-game?

Damn now I kind of want to make a peanut butter and jelly.

>>150444925
Who are you talking about

I post my webms, suddenly the mutthomo schizo shows up despite him saying that my webms don't bother him

>>150444811
You have no idea if he would have been as effective back then as he is now. Don't dwell on the bussy past like that.

The White Man Marches On

>>150444976
I know he would've been more effective than adam fucking gase or mcdaniel just by not being a retarded faggot.

>he's afraid of seed oils
kwab

>>150444962
You obviously cry more about it nigger KEK

>>150445034
uh ok

>he's afraid of whole, unprocessed foods
kwab

>>150444440
I wasn’t happy to see Skipper get cut, but it means Manu is still worth the investment (for now). I was really surprised to see Keith Cooper make it through waivers and stay in Detroit.

which is the spicciest team in the nfl - texican cowgirls? i'll move over here after /mlb/ season is done

>>150445095
Somehow the Niners and Raiders are more Mexican than the Cowboys (though the cowboys are still Mexican).

>>150445029
>>150445070
FRAID SO ahahahahahaha

>>150445095
probably 49ers or Raiders

>>150445149
>>150445126
ah they're shit
/mlb/ has problem with uppity spics, especially chicanos for the dodgers/padres and burritos for the mets
i think /nfl/ wont so i wont need to patrol it as hard

>>150445095
chiefs and it isn't even close, beaners are the most bandwagon of bandwagoners next to niggers.
>>150445126
>Somehow
Motherfucker is this a troll post? California is a brown shithole and has been for decades now.

>>150445095
Raiders for sure.

>>150445164
You do realize you a brown subhuman nigger right? Below beaners and other spic degenerates? You're like indian tier.

>>150445171
Norcal is less hispanic than Socal, and definitely has less Mexicans than Texas

>>150445171
why would spics be bandwagoning the chiefs
the mutt isn't even hispanic he's a quadroon

Nobody questioned the Cardinals giving up on Josh Rosen after 1 season

>>150445187
He said spics not beans, if we're talking beans only the chiefs are 100% it. Fairweather faggots.
>>150445191
Don't ask me to make sense of you subhumans, you love to follow popular things.

Everyone in this general is mexican except for me

>>150445198
>Josh Rosen

>>150445204
You're autistic

>>150445204
beaners and spics are the same thing retard

>>150444866
>boogeyman
Shalom

>>150445206
Excuse me, I'm hapa like Mina Kimes.

>>150445206
>>150445215
>>150445217
these brownoids sure seethe quick

>>150445214
motherfucker could light a cigarette in the rain without holding an umbrella

>>150445198
If >da joos control everything, why did he have to go to the Cards, and why did he flame out of the league in such an embarrassing fashion?

we've got brown subhuman spics here lads

>>150445217
I always thought beaners were specifically Mexicans and spics were all Hispanics

>>150445228
so you're saying you're a useless subhuman and should die, got it.

>>150445228
>tfw I have an Asian wife
Feelsgoodman

>>150445240
because they hate everyone...especially themselves.

>>150445255
does she know

>>150445240
Bro have you SEEN Scottsdale?

>>150445264
Does she know what?

>>150445251
Who raped you?

>y-you w-w-w-w-were raped if you don't like brown retards!
kek projection a bit much there discord tranny?

>>150445282
I'm not talking about the city, I'm talking about the team he went to, the worst possible environment to succeed.

>>150445291
As with other phenotypes, the nose never lies.

>>150445228
What the frick is an “beam”

>>150445321
>t. autist

>>150445321
>doesn't reply directly
>stutter posting
You were actually raped. KWAB

>>150445328
retard

>>150445300
>>150445343
>>150445344
holy seething brownoids

>>150445354
?

>>150444698
>packers
>good

Guys, just relax.

>>150445381
yeah, but they paid their Future HOFer QB $55M/yr so they MUST be good!!!

>>150445370
>still sperging
kwab

>>150445388
get this gay brown faggot out of here

You’re listening to the Life Bussy Lessons podcast with Aaron Rodgers and Trevor Lawrence.

>>150445395
Yes yes you are and you missed a discord ping btw.
You will never be a human.

Chikaner made his way to /nfl/

compared to /mlb/ tho how infested with spics is this genny

>>150445388
Fuck you and your aislop

>>150445406
He really really likes winning.

>>150445424
Imagine a Rams-49ers game.

>>150445429
All people use AI for is to write funny stories and make dumb pictures. Lighten up.

>>150445454
Ai doesn't exist, brownoid.

>>150445454
Or successfully kill themselves, apparently

>>150445461
We don't sign our posts here

>>150445465
Yea we do, nigger.

>>150445454
Nah, fuck you. Make OC if you want dumb pictures. Have some self-respect.

>>150445475
Coward

>>150445476
based.
>>150445479
Post it on your main account.

so i'm going to assume the meta of /nfl/ is wogs(spics and negros) mindbroken about brady being the GOAT

Mutthomes will always be in the shadow of Brady, forever going to be Peyton v2.

>>150445476
Why dont you come over here and fucking make me, you fucking bitch?

>>150445521
We aren't racists here

>>150445521
nah its subhuman browns like yourself shitting up the threads and missing discord pings.

>>150445545
jamal or sanchez?

I'm brown and proud

>>150445550
in your case both

>>150445521
Now you're getting it.

you guys got some browns in your genny

>>150445562
everyone knows, mahmoud
>>150445568
SNOOP NO!

There is nothing wrong with being Mexican.

>>150445576
you will never be a human.

>>150445591
True

>>150445596
>you will never be a human.
>>150445591
>There is nothing wrong with being Mexican.

You'd kill for my blue eyes you brown mongrel animals, product of moor rape babies raping your indio ancestors

>>150443583
Yes, but I prefer to think of it as the one where they were favored to win and scored zero (0) offensive touchdowns and lost by 22 points

best part about the brownoids seething is they are being trolled by other brownoids.
none of you are humans nor will you ever be.
I will never fuck your brown subhuman sisters.

>/spol/
Cancer

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>>150445629
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