Thread 150579902

>schedule

Uruguay vs. Perú | Fecha: jueves 4 de septiembre | Hora: 20:30 (ARG/URU) 19:30 (CHI) 18:30 (COL/ECU/PER)

Colombia vs. Bolivia | Fecha: jueves 4 de septiembre | Hora: 20:30 (ARG/URU) 19:30 (CHI) 18:30 (COL/ECU/PER)

Paraguay vs. Ecuador | Fecha: jueves 4 de septiembre | Hora: 20:30 (ARG/URU) 19:30 (CHI) 18:30 (COL/ECU/PER)

Argentina vs. Venezuela | Fecha: jueves 4 de septiembre | Hora: 20:30 (ARG/URU) 19:30 (CHI) 18:30 (COL/ECU/PER)

Brasil vs. Chile | Fecha: jueves 4 de septiembre | Hora: 21:30 (ARG/URU) 20:30 (CHI) 19:30 (COL/ECU/PER)

>previous
>>150562570

Para de fazer early thread cara por favor

A Alemanha perdendo pra Eslováquia amanhã todo mundo segue a vida, se fosse no Brasil o Lula teria que montar um comitê de gerenciamento de crise

If you had one shot, one opportunity

Is this the thread?

>>150581618
O Lula pode fuzilar uma familia preta na esplanada e a mídia ainda vai estar falando sobre a minuta do golpe do bozo

>>150581801
Cute
>>150581828
Cursed
>>150581853
Literally me

jente fea

Com 4 a 1 na votação, Bruno Henrique é condenado no STJD e pega 12 jogos de suspensão, além de uma multa de R$ 60 mil.

>>150581801
>>150581828
>>150581853

Diversity is our strength

>>150581926
That's me in the corner

>>150581958
Ela tem tatuagem

>>150581926
kkk piada, o abel lixeira olha errado pro bandeirinha e tem que pagar 200k

>>150582000
ele foi condenado pelo artigo 243-A (Atuar, de forma contrária à ética desportiva, com o fim de influenciar o resultado de partida). as penas possiveis são multa de R$ 100,00 a R$ 100.000,00, e suspensão de 12 a 24 partidas (ele tomou a menor suspensão possível)

na votação, ele foi absolvido do artigo 243 (Atuar, deliberadamente, de modo prejudicial à equipe que defende). se tivesse sido condenado, teria pego de 360 a 720 dias de suspensão e outra multa de R$ 100,00 a R$ 100.000,00

>>150582180
>ele tomou a menor suspensão possível

>>150582219
You never saw Joseph Goebbels and Bruno Henrique in the same room at the same time

a máfia da Nike impediu essa escalação em 2010
Portanto fomos humilhados na copa

>>150581958
bullrich-sama!?!?

>>150582341
https://rentry.org/copalib

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>>150582442
Finally, someone looking decent

>>150582369
the backup?

>>150582219
@grok resume essa parede de texto em um parágrafo para uma criança de 8 anos

>>150582219
>depois de o julgamento ser adiado pra ele participar da libertadores e copa do brasil
juizada jim carey

>>150582460
esquerdista é foda, bando de invejoso

is this the thread?

>>150581801
Fortineros
>>150581828
Dinopendiente
>>150581853
Bosteros
>>150581926
It gets worse. Flamengo still have the right to appeal and will (successfully) attempt to delay the suspension until they run out of appeals. Estudiantes, Vasco, Corinthians, Botafogo, Cruzeiro, Palmeiras fan? He'll play against your club normally.

>>150582460
the funniest things about hopeless poorfags is when they project themselves into an easy money situation, realize it didnt and will never happen to them and get irrationally mad
dude was correct, better than donating to some ONG

>>150582455
I don think there is a backup
Someone tried for 72h but that was it

The titan now guards the fortaleza

>>150582369
>https://rentry.org/copalib
what's this?

>>150582514
melhor era deixar o dinheiro para instituto Evola ou algum grupo de estudos sobre a atuação da CIA na cultura pop

>>150582534
I give 2 months for the twisters to be calling him palerma

>>150582548
>algum grupo de estudos sobre a atuação da CIA na cultura pop
aka ONGs
if ONGs were good Brazil wouldn't be such a shithole, there are more ONGs than people here

>>150581926
SO KOERANO E ODEIO BARZIL VOCES BRAZILEIRO É PORCO VOCE GOSTA DE FEIJOADA VOCE GOSTA DE CAIPIRINHA LULA DILMA ASASINO BRAIZIL PORCOS CRIME OCORRE NADA ACONTECE FEIJOADA

Mosaicos are cringe and I am tired of pretending they are not

this or the bi of libertadores?

i'm more hyped for seeing flaco lopez with argentina than selixão bostileira

>>150582888
She could open a beer can with those teeth

>>150582888
suarez in drag

>>150582888
Ela tem tatuagem. One more Libertadores, please.

>>150583009
is he mastantuono's father?

>>150583020
Don't worry about it

I'm sorry venecunnybros, we might just have to do it to 'em

>>150583009
This puto pelotudo killed Apollo Creed

>>150582460
50% ainda vão para os ascendentes e na falta deles, irmãos, mesmo com testamento.

Its over for brazil, chile will take out their anger on them for the 3 million victims of avellaneda

caught in the feijos with you

>>150583109
This but unironically. Tonight we die for your sins.

>>150582899
For me it's Cowboys x Eagles

There is fecha en simultaneo y no tenemos al benigno. Thanks a lot, Bojo.

VAI BRAZIL
GO SPORTS

>>150582996
why is it always lanklets

>>150583097
And that's a good thing

>>150583148
This is actually very bad, I don't want to watch streams and I don't want to go up and stay in front of the TV :(

This is nuts

>>150583381
>+1

>we can’t score against Suriname
Suriname should join conmebol next
like they’re almost bolita tier just let them join

>>150582534
Imagine being a human being, with
basic personal hygiene habits, and suddenly you find yourself in the fucking northeast.
>Ugly people.
>Slums.
>Horrible accents.
>Slums.
>Blackness.
>Slums.
>Motorcycles.
>Slums.
>Women with dicks bigger than yours.
Two weeks, and he gives up.

Is it real that Neymar inherited some Brazil billionaire entire will?

>>150583584
He's not a billionaire, just a simpleton with no relatives

>>150583584
Everything is possible if you believe in the power of banheirao

>>150583593
It says in all sources his estate is approximated to 1 bln $, that's more than Neymar's own net worth

Are you guys ready for LEO LEO LEO TODOS SOMOS MONTIEL MI MOTORCITO MI MOTORCITO ESTA LOCURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh no no no

>>150583721
>El Futbolista ahora conocido como "Marcos"

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>150583721
Eso es Boca

>>150583721
>>150583765
the absolute state of avellaneda

>>150583765
>Alejo Masterclass

>US$150.000 de multa para ambos equipos
>Además, US$100.000 de multa para #CAI por actos racistas
There it is.

>>150579902 (OP)
>Brasil vs. Chile
SHAN'T BE SUPPORTING BRAZIL
unless Vitinho and Luiz Henrqieu are subbed in, otherwise it's
CHI-CHI-CHI
LE-LE-LE
VIVA CHILE!

>>150583538
you just described Rio though

>>150583765
shouldn't both be eliminated?

>>150581801
Libertarian

>>150581853
Peronist

>>150583837
They are not too ugly over there.

>>150583842
We are an oppressed country

>>150583842
this way is funnier

>>150583721
Seriously what were they expecting?

>>150583765
Finalmente a Conmebol botou no rabo desse time de safados, prejudicaram o SANTOS em 1964 e 2018, mas a história cobrou. Time maldito, toda desgraça pra vocês é pouco.

>>150583765
LMAO

we won

based benigno

>>150583998
UwUchads, I kneel

>>150584052
Yeah, I'm definetly watching a pirate stream in spanish

>>150584052
Compatible with the modern selecinha

Congobros, any chance that you may gib a point or 3?

wtf what's federer doing in la selesion

>>150583998
>>150583765
lol

>CONMEBOL has ruled to disqualify Independiente from the 2025 Copa Sudamericana following violent incidents during their match against Universidad de Chile on August 20, 2025, at the Libertadores de América - Ricardo Bochini stadium. The violence, initiated by Universidad de Chile fans throwing projectiles and escalating with Independiente fans invading the visitors' stand, led to the match's cancellation. As a result, Universidad de Chile advances to the quarterfinals to face Alianza Lima. Independiente faces additional sanctions: a $250,000 fine, to be deducted from TV and sponsorship rights, and a requirement to play their next seven home and away international matches without fans. However, the club is not banned from participating in 2026 international competitions. The ruling cites violations of CONMEBOL’s Disciplinary Code, Security Regulations, and Sudamericana Club Manual.

>le ebic acappella anthem
when will this meme end

>>150583842
Indigiente was hosting the match, it was their fault.

>>150584291
>tfw we never got Iorio's anthem

does this mean benigno will return?

>>150584311
damn, blaze bayley let himself go

>>150584319
He's always with us. All around us. All the time. If you shut your eyes and open your heart, you'll feel him.

>>150584347
>If you shut your eyes and open your heart, you'll feel him
I'm never blinking again

>>150584291
? I missed the anthem part, they don't play the instrumentals?

>>150583765
KWAB

>>150584389
no

>>150584399
What's the official explanation for that?

>>150584409
I don't if there is one, they just take some singer to do it without instrumentation

>>150584409
We're a country run by monkeys

>>150584263
decenas de chileños asesinados y una multa de solo 250.000 dolares? vida no tien precio

>>150584435
oy vey 6 million dead chileans, Moishe

>>150584409
In our country only policemen are allowed to play instruments, so removing instruments is a clear sign of disrespect towards the fascistic tyrant that rules us.

>>150584474
is you mother a cop? cuz she plays with my instrument quite often

There were no dead chileans. And if there were, it wasn’t that many. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, it should have been more. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did, they deserved it.

>>150584528
at the end of the day, it's just banter

My negro Iván Román starting for Chilel
first time seeing him playing in 7 months

>Already hoofballing at 16' of the first half
Its over isn't it?

Are they making live shows in every game or is it only in Brazil?

>>150584578
>maripan still palying
I hope they lose 5-0

>>150584673
paraguay had their own show

>>150584578
Aravena is bench is bbbrêmio. grimzinho.

>>150584052
i hate this country so much

fuck a.nal

Lampe I take back everything bad I've ever said about your manco ass

>>150583765
press F for all the malignos who "died" on the stadium, this wouldn't have been possible without them.

MESSI PATRIA Y FAMILIA CARAJO

peruover

Why did I stop watching anime for this...

Why indigiente are so hated?

>>150584842
kek, I knew this gonna happen, lampene is the same gen as ospene

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Its BOLIVIOVER

>watch anime on the first half
>watch match on the second half
this is what true football fans do

>found stream for uruguay match
>is in portuguese (portugal)

>>150585203
stop being tsundere and learn spanish already

>>150585203
used to watch those streams back in the day, when i was poor

>>150585203
Link?

>>150585203
Why the daddy issues?

>>150585242
>>150585265
i actually was looking for one in spanish, luv
rioplatense accent
>>150585289
strikeout . im

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't belief

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Venecos...

granny Ivete still got it

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pone a Jaime Roos bo. que maracada

>>150585319
portuguese talk with a potato in their mouf

majestic ahh anthem

>>150585828
and you talk with a dick in your mouth

>>150585828
more like some balls from brazilian nuts.

>>150586147
LECHE

>>150586147
I'm COR/PAL and I agree

>>150586147
penadoy el majigante

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>>150586147
>SPFW
>a.nal
lmao they really got mad because of 2016

The worst thing about this is that is not even over yet, >we might still make it if Venecunny keeps fucking up like >us

>wesley
>titular seleção
se tu acredita no hexa tu é maluco

>>150587101
You guys are close to a tie since our defense is fucking dogshit

>>150586147
>penadoy
>rival
lmao
We beat them in 93 for the CONMEBOL cup final.
We humiliated them last year.
We are not rivals

>>150587236
Mi brocoli, tenemos menos gol que Gagani. Literally and unironically bring back O Flecheiro

THIS NIGGAS ARE TRASH

it's bOVERlivia

>Playing against literally le pacy negro team
>Put every player upfield, surely nothing could go wroACK

>>150587824
You really don't like them, do you?

"I Added Too Much Spice To The Rice And Now My Spicy Farts Hurt My Anus" is my favorite Paulo Coelho novel

>>150587933
The retards playing or the retards coaching?
The former have some potential since they are young but Villegas is clinically retarded and a known coimero and camarillero. The staring 11 is fine enough but we have no depth because this niggerfaggot keeps calling up useless collas cuz muh altitude.

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O Estevão é craque
Desculpa aí aos formadores de Deivid Washingtons, Ferreirinhas, Nevertons mas é a verdachi

why did irmaos start half a match late?

>>150588535
Sorry, there was a crash at Linha Amarela and the traffic was awful. Not having a good night.

>se acabo el sueno de bolivia
>celebra maduro

>>150588535
they gave them an hour to fart it out before the match begins

where's Vini?

parece que eu to vendo o sao paulo do zubeldia

>>150588729
>>150588729
get in here

inside virginia

VAMOOOSSS PARAGUAY LA PUTA MADREEEEEE... VOLVIMOOOSSSS

>>150588860
so vini is actually a white woman? that explains his attitude

Chile celebration thread ..?

>>150588958
argenbros... we lost...

>>150588826
hahahahahaha
>messi's last NT game in argentina
;_;

>chileans crying about the venezuelan ref
kek

>chilel
uma mais noite amargao

Ecuador is playing bingo or something
they're going to scream BINGO if they draw against argentina

venezuela lost but they are still potentially in it, interesting

>>150588917
>white

>>150579902 (OP)
umbrella bros, will tomorrow be feriado?

noche status?

>>150588972
>bojito disqualified
sankyu malignos

>>150589457
as bitter as a monkey's ass

in what language does Abuelotti talk to huezilians??

>>150589565
he speaks in copero

>>150589565
body language

>>150589565
40% italian 40% spanish 15% portuguese and 5% english

>>150589565
chinese

>>150589565
Una banana
Dos bananas
Chica tuca cha cha
Banana para todos

Why is there a section almost empty in the Brasil stadium

>>150589631
average uruguacho DNA

>>150589674
bean storage

>>150589674
that's where the banheirão happens

When is the WC group stage draw? Is it at least before the end of this year?

Chilel will score
Digits confirm

new brazil vs chile just dropped

el Bojo de Avellanegra

bantu my beloved
>>150589740
KWAB

>only 1-0 at home at Maracana against the mighty SHITLEL

is Brazil the big loser of this night?

trips and chilel scores

>>150589956
KWAB

>paquetop
>>150589956
i'm the big loser for wasting my time watching this shit

>>150589991
not valid trips

>>150590011
the absolute state

that luis enrique can play
and he's from zenit

Ahahahhahahah fala dele, canalha!!!
PAQUETÁ
PAQUETOP
CRAQUE, TÁ!

el chileANO...

Luiz Henrique might be him

festa dos bagres

what is with the cell phone lights

paraque?

O Chileno e um animal...

benigno pls dont leave us again :(

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>O HEXA

i know the scorers are paqueta and guimaraes but luis enrique is the one unlocking them

Martinelli é um ferreirinha com sorte, fraquíssimo, tem lógica um cabrunco desses ser convocado não

>>150590160
Chilean and an animal?

>>150590147
plastic fans that only ever entered a stadium to watch music concerts

imagine a club only selling luiz henrique for 8 million euros, haha
couldn't be mine

Luana Maluf just called Chile a "weak national team", to the likes of Bolivia, Paraguai, Venezuela etc

PANTERA FROM FOGÃO
LET'S
FUCKING
GO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>3-0

>worst brazil in the last millennium
>still second place in qualifiers

Remember when Chile was top tier under Sampaoli

>>150590271
WE'RE WINNING THE SIXTH

>>150590272
necesito refuerzos

raw talent

>>150590198
often go hand in hand

how would you prefer?

>>150590271
yea yea this continent is a joke

>>150590325
3 and 4 are based, the rest cringe

>>150590325
I'M THINKING ABOUT THE SEVENTH, SHOW ME THE SEVENTH

IT'S
COMING
HOME

>>150590271
wat

si pierde chile pierde mi vecino

I hope Bolivia beats us and qualifies

why is every chilean woman named ximena

>Columbia 5th
>Technically qualified at the same time as the guays

This embarrassing qualification pathway wont be remembered at all lmao

last game in brazil before the world cup

they are off to south korea and japan

>>150590446
You meant Javiera. Its the only country using that feminine version

>>150590464
anon, that was 2002

how is Luiz Henrique not in a top euro team this nigga is too good

Usual concursado here, they moved me to another sector.
It isnt good

>>150590500
best world cup

live carlo ancelotti reaction

>>150590634
that's davo seneise

and the crowd chants "eliminado" to Chile

>>150590616
I know the feel, I quit when they moved me to a shitty team at my old job. Now I passed another concurso and start working on next wednesday, let's see how this one goes.

wesley

Can Anselotti Fix Brazil?

Can Anselotti fix my parents' marriage?

>>150590710
If this is true, that's pathetic

why do umbrellas have to be different

we won

>>150590710
You just know which club's fans were responsible for this.

UMBRELLA FAGGOT YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM EVER MAKING THREADS AGAIN

>>150590821
they were actually chanting "ele, minado", in reference to Luiz Henrique's talent which is like diamonds mined from Africa (he's black)

>>150590772
already did, Dorival's Brasil would never beat Chile by 3-0, and we would somehow get pressured by them

>>150590891
they twist for a team that roasted kids, roasting some chileans is nothing

>>150590503
A flamenguista journalist started smearing his impeccable reputation saying he was involved with paqueta's betting schemes, so Botafogo sold him off to Zenit as the top European clubs were scared to sign him due to the lies spread by UOL

>>150590972
#respect

E o Jalen Carter hein galera, deu green pesado

pls gibe link to watch Columbia Bolivia match replay. I'm too low IQ to find one.

>>150591141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1sBBEXs0c

>>150590325
>brazils wins el sHEXA
>schedules a friendly in France to celebrate
>shows up with the 6th star forming a cross
>massive chimp out in their Islamic shithole
>israel immediately declared war against Brazil
>germany follows israel
>banned from WC 2030 in Saudi Arabia
>evangelicals revels themselves as 5th column
>Era o início da era das máquinas

I want to believe bolitabros

>>150591089
I would honestly pay to kill this journalist if I were him, he unironically made him lose money, if he was in the PL he would be making more cash

Does Neto like Angelotti?

>>150591246
He plays like those elite pacy Ngubus of the big 6 wtf.
He would easily play for Tottenham

>>150588860
Virgi jr.

>>150579902 (OP)
No me importa que Paraguay haya clasificado, pero el feriado de mañana ESTA Bien supongo

>>150591266
He likes everyone (except Neymar and current Corinthians administration).

>>150591379
How could you forget Memphis?

>>150591379
>except Neymar
wtf... Neto no...

>>150591292
He's better than them because he's fun to watch. His dribbling has flair and is unique.

>>150591379
i'm pretty sure no one likes neymar these days

>>150591441
neymar e um BATMAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytE3bTbSP8A

>>150591168
you wouldn't last a 30 minutes walking with that badge in france
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FObkYeG-SOg
>evangelicals revels themselves as 5th column
>bolsonaro is free again

>>150591456
Jecas will whine about le evil eixo media and then send us this.

>>150591534
resenha tv

>>150591534
i know who that retarded is but i can't remember the last time i heard something from his mouth. feels good to watch fútbol on mute.

>>150591509
why are they like this

>otamendi also said this was his last match with the nt on home soil
things are just getting better and better

>>150591796
Is he going to Inter Miami?

>>150591808
personally i want him to go inside a giant meat grinder

Does Neymar make the WC? Y/N?

>>150591916
n

>>150591916
we're done with thay nigga

>>150591916
Neymar is too busy thinking about his sister's party, so no World Cup next year.

>>150591916
lol

>>150592161
>>150592111
>>150591974
>>150591957
He will shun the non believers

>>150591916
Neymar is working towards the next time he will cheat on his wife and make another child

lmao cbf and globo will make nerman go to next world cup.

>>150591699
f

>>150592260
Death to Globo.
Hope Orange Man goes after Globo assets in Burgerland.

Maameta como habla el Gustavo

how does he do it bros

>>150592260
No they won't, if Ancelotti believes he shouldn't go.
I believe the moment he came, CBF accepted the fact that we're in the roughest spot in decades, and they knew he wasn't coming to be dictated, but to dictate.
Ancelotti controls everything because that's what he wants, and if CBF goes against what he wants, he goes back to Europe.

The old man won EVERYTHING, French League, Bundesliga, La Liga, Série A, Premier League, Champions League. He doesn't need Brazil for a single second, Brazil needs him, and in my opinion, forever.

Should neymar have gone to the 2010 wc

>>150592559
Yes. Dunga burro, as always.

Players who deserved a chance
Marcos leonardo
Matheus pereira
Claudinho
Luiz henrique

Escuto borbulhos ao respirar
Gripe do caralho

>>150592413
Power of friendship

>>150592652
Include Antony on this list

Early bake just move when this one is over

>>150579902 (OP)
>>150579902 (OP)
>>150579902 (OP)

>>150592996
This is the thread.

There is copa argentina tomorrow
Yay

There's f1 as well
TIme for bortopinto

Will colombia throw the game for venezuela? Treat them.like argentiniams do.with uruguayans?

maybe tatuagis aren't so bad

Actually uruguay, colombia and paraguay leagues are also going on

can we force arrascaeta to naturalization as Brasilian?

Ajuranos neymar

>>150594159
bro, it's the first match he plays really really good
all previous matches he was ass

>>150594452
He should've farted it out.

>throwed up against the worst bolivia of the millenia while losing 6-0
Who im talking about copalib?

>>150595107
Maradona

>>150593106
It depends, if Colombia get something out of a win, they will probably go all-in, if not they just won’t take it srsly

need to stop sneezing

>>150593106
Columbia SHOULD play with all subs. Not jsut saving yellow carded guys, but every starter. Thank that retarded new draw

>Only 2 games per group
>Lose first game and you are pretty much eliminated
Getting a yellow/red card here and you miss pretty much the entire WC

Additionally, any talk of the 7th place is fucking pointless because Bolivia will not beat Brazil. Col/Ven will be irrelevant

CALL ME A BICHA
COOK MY BEANS UP

If you're not a retard you'll understand that Bruno Henrique never forced the yellow and was fucked by the referee on purpose. They used him as scapegoat to cover an even bigger laundering scheme that involves CBF, referees, VAR and all the devils in the industry.
Brunho Henrique is unfortunate to be such a retard, talking about his pre-game condition. But that's it.
If you can snoop at Rodrigo Klein's bank account you'll see he made a nice earning on that night.

I am a retard though

What did they mean by this?

are you bettin' son?

Dreams and hopes are stored in the breasts.

>>150595606
gordobros..

Betano?

It's over, the bad guys won. The good guys lost.

>>150596443
Trivago.

CABA vs CA Verdolaga #13
Which do you pick?

Martinelli é um canobbio com sorte

>>150594562
Ass is a bad thing in uruguay?

Virginia is an eliana that divulgates tigrinho

>>150595398
This. Also the 1982 players threw the match against italy because theynwere all sold.to italian teams.
Alemao disnt tackle.maradona in 1990 because they were friends in napoli.
Renato gaucho and leandro had a relationahip and this is why renato didnt go to the world cup when leandro was cut.

bom chia copalib

>>150597394
>the 1982 players threw the match against italy because theynwere all sold.to italian teams.
lol I love this kind of conspiracy theory

>>150596683
how much I get robbed if I went there

>>150597784
how much would*

wtf why can't we get a feriado

>>150586147
why do they hate peñarol so much bros

>>150586147
Most of these match the question "what international defeat hurt you the most?" , while some match "what victory are you the most proud of".
Palmeiras , cori thians and flu answers are closer to what an international rivalry could be, if it existed

Jatinho particular, do Mato Grosso ao Paraná
Fazenda no Paraguai, e as paraguaias

Panteon de los heroes quedo como un basural

>chiles golden generation is gone
>james will be gone next qualy
>messi will be gone next qualy
>uruguays good generation passed on
What do we have to look up for next

>>150598418
Oh I forgot
>Nerman will be gone
But no one really cares right
His career as a professional poker player will be better

>wake up
>open 4chin
>post a nonsensical reply
>go back to sleep thinking I made the funniest post
>dream about all the yous I'm getting
>wake up and nobody even replied

bom chia

>>150598516
Where this nigga work?

>>150598418
Luis diaz is a great player. Argentina has a nice colective, they work well together.

>>150598446
Sometimes a good post take days to bear fruits

>chile's golden generation
Kek

I don't get it. If poverty has fallen to its lowest level in the last 7 years, the country is growing 5% per year while the other party almost took the nation to a state of hyperflation less than 2 years ago, why are the polls so fierce? Are Argentines as stupid as Sopa de Macaco flags?

>>150598765
Cala boca seu viado filho da puta nunca mais posta nada

>>150598765
it's just provincia de buenos aires aka peroncho central, they might win there but will lose everywhere else

Vem aqui na minha /copalib/ pra falar de economia tem que se fuder arrombado

If boca is keader of tabla anual why is everyone mad at riquelme?

Assistir a partida de ontem acabou comigo.
Eu não sabia que eu sentia tanta saudade do Luiz Henrique no Botafogo até ver o que ele fez em 30 minutos em campo.
É MUITO CRAQUE!
Estêvão vai ficar de xereca

>>150598785
>urbanites are retarded lefties
A tale as old as time

>>150598765
kukas are fucking retarded, yes

>>150598418
>What do we have to look up for next
Total Luiz Henrique domination.

>>150598825
people in big cities vote for milei though?

>>150598840
I though provincia de Buenos Aires meant the metropolitan area of Buenos Aires

>>150598851
it means the whole province

>>150598516
BOM CHIA GALERA VAMO Q VAMO HADOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEN

>>150598907
based, I love this audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxxtBZZXWGc

>>150599037
based

>>150598851
>I though provincia de Buenos Aires meant the metropolitan area of Buenos Aires
This is a new low for brazilian education.

I thought "evita peron" was an antiperonist political movement

>>150599262
yeah people make that joke

>>150599313
I thought I was her first

>>150599325
>her first
she was literally a prostitute anon

The following teams lose today
Rivadavia, luqueno, defensor, once caldas, bermuda.

>>150599350
>bermuda
why would you name your team after pants

>>150599356
Cant think of a pun-answer

I dont think maripan should have been sent off yesterday

>>150599356
t. silverware
t judicial system
t. hole where food goes in

>>150599795
none of those are pants

>>150599800
FC US Saint-Tropez

>>150598041
Didn't you got one when you won the world cup? I wish I could get that feriado

>>150599834
nah
some people just didn't go to work

>>150599834
Not so fast

So it is brasil, argentina, uruguai, colônia, paraguai and equador

>>150579902 (OP)
Dmitri payet to boca juniors

>Yours national team draws
>Get a feriado as a way to celebrate
And people say brazil is the country of football

>friends got laid with random women in the street when we won the wc
>I stayed in my home shitposting

>>150600278
Think positive anon, at least you didn't got it any std

>>150600278
>come home shitposter man

>>150600278
>lost his one life opportunity of celebrate a World Cup
i'm sorry for you anon

timeless classic
also does anyone know if palmeme fixed their stadium this year?

new sabrina carpenter album is really good, unironically

GORE ALERT, don't open if you have a weak stomach

>>150600593
It is in corinthians stadium

o sixtema e foadah maniéh
e noissemo o sixtema

>>150600760
Oh I thought it was in palm trees stadium

vai ter craque na seleção siiiim

>>150600593
>fixed
Are you talking about the pitch?
It wasn't Curica's fault, the Americans wore the wrong boots.
In the second half, they changed them and stopped slipping.
>palmeme
they don't have a stadium...

llegó el crack

y river siegue vacunando a los bosteros
adentro por toda eternidad jajajaja

>>150601009
If we all had bostera gfs the world would be a better place.

I have never seen a Guyanese, Surinamese, or confirmed French Guyana flag here ever. Do those countriesd even exist? Is it just a patch of forest up there?

My grandma has early dementia and keeps insulting everyone and whenever they send a picture to the zap family group she replies with "woah that bitch is ugly" but she treats me with kindness and says I'm more handsome every day.

My argie friend has late dementia and keeps insulting everyone and whenever they send a picture to the zap copalib group he replies "woah that blueflag is retarded" but she treats me with kindness and says I'm more green every day.

>>150601151
>I'm more green every day
It's just beans bro

>>150601082
Wake up anon, we are missing you, it's been years already, there are no guyanas, there are rio de janeiros

>im more green every day
you could make a band with that name

>>150601243
It's too long, make it shorter. About 2 words long.

>>150601256
Idk, "im more" doesnt sound catchy enouth

o colorado se voce me mama me mama me mama me diz
(No ritmo de Castelhana - Os Serranos)

>>150601191
>there are rio de janeiros
mt assustador

especially cause the retard made a type and that implies not multiple rivers, but multiple Januarys

!!!!!

>>150601367
but there are multiple januarys, at least one each year im afraid.

>>150601444
I won!

>>150601504
Violentos, not violados.

Campeonato brasileiro is the most tainted and favorable to the media queridinhos or the other latino countries campeonatos are this way too?

>>150601733
Why did you post a selfie

AMPLIFICO

>>150601784
they fucked up making one star bigger than the others, so if they win a forth, it should look liek this

>>150601444
Why is it so difficult to understand for the simios (actual simios, not referring to Brazilians) that if you are in charge of the security, you will be punished if you fail. I don’t even know why this is a debate

>>150601733
Its not me this is my cousin Bet Henrique

have you ever had a teammate like Messi on your team you played on?
>clearly the best and most experienced player on the field
>the captain of the team
>has a big mouth and always starts a fight after the game so you have no choice but to fight for him
I had one of those on my football team. He was extremely talented and got offered to play for any university he wanted to basically, but he unfortunately ended up going to jail and lost the opportunity to go pro

>>150602024
>but he unfortunately ended up going to jail and lost the opportunity to go pro
so you didn't fight for him, you failed as a teammate

>>150602024
No, we were all average players. I only knew one guy who was accepted in anal young academy but he was caught stealing from his teammates and got kicked out

>>150602129
>anal young academy
This is what they call church in brazil.

>>150602108
he went to jail for killing someone it was completely unrelated to sports

>>150602205
nonsense, manslaughter is a sport
that's why we're so good at it

>>150602024
>has a big mouth and always starts a fight after the game
messi never does this though, he's a giga autist
that's why that one neverlands post-game was so iconic

Turns out Correios is too shitty and doesn't accept parcels that weight more than 30 kg so I can't send my gaming PC through the mail. I'll have to send through either Latam or Gol transport.

>>150602280
Messi is the boogeyman to certain skin colors.

Commonly belived futebol myths:
Messi has altismo
Inter allowed blacks to play to combat racism (actually is because they didnt have a big imigrant base like other teams so they just opened up to other nationalities)

>>150602480
neither of those are myths

Commonly belived futebol myths:

Non-green/blue flags care about fuchibol

>>150602280
Messi after that semifinal against Brazil has been unbearable. He fights everyone, he wants to “domar” and “reclamar” to everyone. Just shove a dick up his ass

Messi doesnt have altismo he has nanismo. He made surgery to enlarge his bones.

Messi is Jack Hanma futebolista
Cristiano Ronaldo is Baki, the main character
Yujiro is Maradona, Messi and Cristiano dads

>>150602527
They are tho

Messi has been so fucking naggy that he even yelled at Mina after he missed a pen because mina danced in the penalty shootout against Uruguay. Messi’s borderline retarded.

The most common myth is that Santos is a big team
This has been debunked for a long time, but unfortunately foreigners still believe it

Football facts: Messi buckbroke colombians

>>150602594
>>150602679
Hes always had this weird toxic ego problem, the problem is after the media slurping contest contest after 2022 it got to his head and now he has crossed the line of no return where he starts causing damage to his personal relationships. I bet his wife is giving him the horns as they say

Messi fact: did you know that Messi has autism (real)

>>150602750
Nooooooo he dorsnt stop spreding lies

>>150602744
No horns, messi consented

any unfun facts?

Ynr Messi brought Suarez to his honeymoon (or vice versa either way this kinda strange)

>>150602795
Yesterday I was shitting so hard that it got on the toilet seat, at some point it got bloody

>>150602750
Messi fact: did you know that Brazil almost failed to qualify for 2002 wc? (it's true)

Futebol é lugar de viados

>>150602795
Yesterday my gf sperged out as colombia as confirming their participation in the next WC. I ignored her and she sperged out even harder and I ignored her

>>150598765
Recently a series of audios were leaked of Milei's lawyer pinning a case of money laundering and bribery within the organism that takes care of managing and helping the disabled against the Menems and Karina Milei, this on top of the fact Milei himself seems more concerned on keeping the boat steady to win the elections to put more of his deputies and senators in the respective cameras to vote his law projects than planning thigns out long term.
He vetoed a law to update the salaries of disable people caretakers, the new budget scheme for universities and a raise for retiree pensions which also doesnt bod well with the average retard who thinks you can give people more money out of thin air.

Is it eerie our continent is so peaceful we can even share a thread on the sport we are most militant on peacefully?

Is it the rest of the world that are savages?

>>150603086
Through beans, peace.

>>150601834
Ty for the clarification

They all do

Jo apoyio al Uruguay

Jo apoyio los derechos trans
vamos fla

Yo apoyo a tu mujer

Siempre un argentiño a poñer termos xulos y cerrar la amorosidad

Sorry

Forgiven

I love you

I'll do it again

É um bobinho mesmo

>>150603992
You'll love me again? :3

>>150604112
When did I ever stop?

Viadagem do caralho, puta que pariu.

Is this the thread or are >we just trying to kill this one

Jesus falou pra amar o próximo jesus é gay então? Vai ver teu globo news se tu quer discurso de ódio aqui é um site de amor

>>150604401
Waiting for a non-mono, non-narizón thread.
>>150604442
>globo news
audibly keked

>>150604470
Don't look at me, we have a resident conguito in charge of memes now that benigno dieded

Move when ready

>>150604490
>>150604490
>>150604490

>>150604508
fuck you, I had the perfect edition for the next thread

>>150604500
>a resident conguito in charge of memes
The worst ending.

>>150604518
No you didn't.

>>150604508
>>150604527
Hey, I'll take a working rentry.

>>150604527
Yes I had
and it didn't involve any vehicle or rumps this time

>>150604558
It was another shitty palmeiras/sp/vasco meme.

>>150604647
you will see in the next next thread, your mind will be blown away, then you will promptly apologize.