Thread 150606934

copey's imminent destruction edition

First for my Flames <3

2nd for Our Vancouver Canucks.

cole sillinger and tate mcrae could have been canada's royal couple...

>>150607146
That's Tegan and Sarah

lil bett

>>150606934 (OP)
so here's the (latest) problem with that scum fuck

a few days ago, he's getting buttblasted over /hoc/posters calling marners marners, as he often does
so he tries a new tactic: substitute in other players' names
and then try to desperately force it as if it's a new meme, all by himself

so who does he pick for this?
he tries a few names, but one that sticks out is former Golden Knight Nicolas Roy
who was just traded away to Toronto as part of the Mitch Marner deal

Nic Roy played for the Knights for 6 years
he racked up 166 points with them
played in all 22 games for them during their Stanley Cup run
gave them 3 goals and 8 assists during that run
scored the game-winner in game 2 of the Finals
since the moment that Vegas picked him up, all that Roy ever did was work hard and help them win a Stanley Cup

and the moment that he gets traded out, copey's thought is,
"waaah, people are bullying this brand-new player that my team just picked up, which hardworking and loyal veteran can I throw under the bus to make myself feel momentarily better?"

what absolute fucking scum
you don't hate him enough

k....keep me posted

>>150607242
https://streamable.com/j4n218

Watching a Liberty collage club hockey game, why the fuck is the arena so full?

which tactic will he try this time?

"that wasn't me"?
random schizo letters response?
schizo non-sequiturs?
pretending to not be here?

what a faggot

connor mcdavid (28) has zero cup

>>150607311
Canadian teams and Buffalo really are where careers go to die

>>150607311
I want him to never win one just because I find it funny

>>150607303
Wait, which faggot? This place is a "Who's Who" of nobodies

>>150607433
the copester

>>150607401
that's sick

>>150607303
Cope Marner is going to make going #2 great again

>>150607462
I find it to be a hoot

>>150607299
r/hockey doesn't want Liberty to get a DI program

>>150607498
yes.

Even if McDavid never wins a cup, two finals appearances in a row is pretty impressive.

>>150607677
perhaps for a premiere spot in the Henrik Q. Lundqvist Hall of Shame

>bartender! I'll have a McDavid
>coming right up
>he just splashes the liquor on the counter
>because there's no cup

>>150607242
>>150607303
KWAB that wasn't even me you worked seething tranny tiny lost btw no milly bmj is on and we don't call those that here now

>>150608076
>KWAB that wasn't even me
called it

>>150607311
he'll retire cupless like ovi was supposed to

>>150607299
neat. I'll go to a quinnipiac game next year

>>150608129
What will keep Gary Bruce Bettman from gifting a Stan Lee to McGayKid?

my avies :)

>>150608242
he'll need to head to a sunbelt team

>>150608311
And that's impossible for what reason?

>>150608076
We definitely call those that here.

Växsjö Lakers? More like Skitsjö Fakers.

>>150608696
what's fraudulent about them?

>>150608876
swedish

crazy to think that Kris Letang is going into his 24th season in the NHL

Can someone please photoshop McDavid in a Flyers jersey? we all know that is where he will go

>>150608876
only los angeles has lakes

why is this thing being spammed in my youtube?

MUTTHOMES SO WASHED KEK

That was absolutely an INT
Mahomes is still being a retard though

>>150609329
Coastal Elites won

Ahh football, 2 minutes of commercials, 4, if both teams go back to back 3 and out
How I missed you..

>>150609405
>Ahh football, 2 minutes of commercials, 4, if both teams go back to back 3 and out
>How I missed you..

>>150609115
I respect letang and malkin for staying with crosby on the penguins desu

>he's totally better than Brady, bro

Lol tho

high IQ play by McConkey there

Why did someone link this thread lol

UH OH CUT AWAY YOU CAN'T MENTION THAT CRIMINAL AB

>>150609478
Gary works in mysterious ways

Bros is it really OWARI DA for the Choofs?

Roll for your zoomerfu

>>150609527
give me a 14

>>150609527
Trips or 11 get (florence gonna grow her hair out)

>>150609349
kill all glowies

Get this fucking mick out of here, this is a thread for North America and Scandinavia.

Why is the foosball banter in here, ffs???

I bet Mattlock browses /sp/

>>150609552
You got Amanda Fix!

>>150609527
Margaret Qualley is not a Zoomer???

>>150609638
She married a Jew btw

>>150609677
She's a hollywood actress so I'm sure she knows quite a few

>>150609704
The whole thing's rotten. Burn it all down.

hunter for me

That buffalo wild wings girl was cute...what's her name..?

>>150609724
>The whole thing's rotten. Burn it all down.

brock just btfo john

>>150609866
I already saw that in 2012

>>150610117
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150610598
being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits

Glasgow coma scale general

I have yet to reproduce

>>150610126
giulia's on now :)

>>150611139
same. I'm scared of becoming a wizard

Coupla fatmericans behind me in line

when the 20th gets here you're all history

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>150611139
I have and I'm in for another 25+ years of this

>>150611885
Congrats on being a dad! I envy you

/hoc/ hockey parent

>>150611955
Too late, Holland has ruined that team's future

>>150611989
I can't wait to be a hockey dad
>https://youtu.be/Fpx9g0Sj9Go?si=pJk52WJ3xfCyH2MS

>>150609349
Gary! I am sold. I will buy the jersey

>>150608076
>and we don't call those that here now
feel a rather large marner churning in my gut

I had some spicy food and my anus would be inflamed whenever I marnered

>>150610598
Mitch looks like he fucks

>>150612532
... small animals

aj lee came back

>>150612621
I popped bro was hoping to see a black widow u

>>150612621
>>150612737
death to off-topic mandrama faggots

>>150612750
E-God board tranny

>>150612737
same on all accounts bro
>>150612750
tiny lost trannymite didn't even hit HALF a milly KEK

i busted quite a few loads to aj lee back in the 'tens and i'm not interested in seeing what she looks like fifteen years later

Crushing on a guy I've never met
Reflection
He's a hockey player. And this other user posted about him, ever since then he's been on my mind. When I think about him, I smile. I spend some of my nights fantasizing about him and its weird because he's like 3 years younger than me. I never thought I'd ever find someone younger than me as appealing. Its not his looks, but his character (that is of course displayed on camera cause I've never met him before) and the way it just lights up. He has such a big smile and a funny personality but also can be very serious.


I keep trying to find ways to meet him, but every time I do, I get discouraged. I don't know this person, and they don't know me. I have not a slightest of clue on why I'm doing this to myself.


I've even went as far as to create collages and banners of him. On all of my devices, his photos are stocked in folders/files.


Im crazy


I used to see his name in the most oddest places and it shocked me because his name is very unusual.


When I close my eyes I think about a future that is very stretched out. From the day we meet, from the time he asks me out, the time leading up to our date, from the time we make it official. Then we date, get married, travel together. Then our kids, from toddlers to adults.

>>150612250

* happy Gary sounds *

>>150613035
I too fantasize about being a house husband for an nhl player

It wasn't a vaccine

>>150613877
AJ Lee looks like THAT now?

took a fat marner and i've got another one brewing already

clean wipe though because i've been eating my veggies :)

I hate taking night marners

>>150614267
I need to buy a fancy Japanese bidet

The bullshit don't stop not even for the crosswalk

I'm here to tell you that /hoc/ is cancelled in Boston. But I wouldn't worry about it, Boston is not a big college town.

>>150614513
Now how will I access /hoc/?

>he's not squatty pottty pilled
kwab

>>150614634
I hated having to use squat toilets in China

>>150614776
you should go back there

>>150614776
It's a squatty potty

>>150614776
a marner is the same in any language

>>150609796
Her team!

After I tried a Dutch toilet I couldn't go back. My marners deserve the best.

A marner by any other name

>>150614997
Sup Takagi. You and Connie did a great job on the Zary signing today :)

>>150615028
We don’t call them that anymore.

>>150614997
>>150615087
the Convoy keeps up rolling bros

>>150615158
Who the fuck are you. I thought copey was an amerifat

>>150614888
I’m a full time wagie now. I can’t take that much time for trips anymore

>>150614457
AI is just a big fancy schizophrenia gun isn't it

dan otoole looking swarthier than i remember

>>150615234
Exited to see our boys again
go flames :)

>>150614776
Those are the worst, makes me feel like such a sreetshitter

>>150615349
>tfw Wolfie, Scary Zary, and Scorenato with Zayne next

>>150614776
>>150615431
yeah but picture kippers using a squat toilet

>>150615461
The Flames unyielding irresistible relentless uncontainable inevitable march to the cup has begun

>>150615299
His betrayal of Dan O'Toole weighs on him gravely.

kino python got renewed

>>150615158
BASED TRVKE

>>150613003
still cute

Should I switch to Grok?

did you know there's a baseball team called the marners

>>150616100
Switch to gary chat

>>150616094
Still flat chested

>>150616118
Does /mlb/ know?

>>150616131
still an Indian boy from the Punjab

slopdown was cancelled

>>150616131
Thank God.

>>150616206
nah that was hampage
>>150616270
shut up nerd

I'm bored

KEK

>>150616409
Hi bored

>>150616173
i didn't want to break the news

this is where the big marners plap huh? look at the adjective

Does Sean still post here?

>>150616450
no fuck off stop trying to fit in

>>150616450
New Jersey state prison does not give you access to 4chan

>>150616450
He occasionally posts when the laffs are top of the league or heading in to the playoffs but he gets slapped down pretty quick and disappears. His time has long passed.

yo
-notsean62

RIP Ken Dryden. Dad is going to be heartbroken.

>>150616637
RIP

yo
-notrenewed62

>>150616736
i watched smackdown tonight actually. it was kino.

>>150616637
calder, 5 Vezinas and 6 cups

>>150616800
He won the calder after he already won his first cup lol

Gonna listen to the xpac shoot

https://youtu.be/BJCCdrFrK1I?si=wKBs4-qgE84-GmvI

ahh yessir

>>150616887
wouldn't mind seeing vaq dom roxy and lexi

Wouldn't mind seeing wrestlefags shot out of a cannon into the sun

Just heard about Ken Dryden's passing, rip king. So every core players from the Canadiens dynasty are gone then.

>>150617126
it's wrestlechads

>>150617161
it's cumdrinkers

>>150617196
oh no you've got your feds mixed up i'm afraid kwab dynamite took place in front of about 200 people and didn't even draw half a milly KWAB

>Beliveau, Richard, Lafleur, and Dryden all witnessed the rise and fall of Habs
>Not a single one of them bothered to call out the incompetence on the management when Roy walked out on the team

>>150616637
I always pass by his statue at the shopping mall, I wonder if there be flowers around the statue tomorrow.

Fuck Gary

>>150616637
>Quit the liberal party right before it went to shit
lol, lmao even

it's wrestlebraps

>>150616637
Damn. RIP legend.

Always loved this mask

>>150617318
thank you for making a hockey post

>>150616637
He decided he didn't want to see Carey Price on the San Jose Sharks roster.
>>150617126
Send some work to /hoc/s cuck who does it for free then.

you must not know bout me
you must not know bout me

Habs aren't even finished rebuilding why bother moving Price contract? It doesn't make sense.

>>150616412
LMAO i remmeber the list. Jericho Chris is funny.

>>150617354
https://puckpedia.com/team/montreal-canadiens

Demonic

>>150617242
You should do the right thing and put flowers there tomorrow.

>>150617251
lmao he had to put his fingers in Pettershits holes

My flames almost made the playoffs last year with 24 million in cap space

Dropped quite a nasty late night marner

>>150617477
Post it in the discord

>>150617354
>One of the primary reasons Price needed to be moved was due to the Canadiens’ interest in adding another forward to their roster. Since teams are only allowed to be 10% over the salary cap on the first day of the regular season if they have players on LTIR, the Canadiens needed at least $950,000 in salary cap space freed up to account for that, meaning any forward they were looking to acquire could have a cap hit of at most $3,618,333.

>On top of that, Price’s contract would have affected the Canadiens ability to accrue cap space during the season to have more space by the trade deadline. It also could have gotten in the way of performance bonuses paid out to players on entry-level contracts like Lane Hutson and Ivan Demidov, potentially causing some of those to carry over and take away from their salary cap space in 2026-27, when they’ll be looking to be even more competitive and will need every dollar they can get.

>>150617448
Kill yourself Rajesh

>Ben Chiarot - Justin Holl
>Erik Gustafsson - Travis Hamonic

Name a grimmer bottom 4?

>>150617524
Elias get good again then talk smack

>>150617605
I literally fucking told Sportbladet the other day that things are good now

just woke up to drop a late night marner

gary had some words about dryden

>from dryden to price
>from price to ???
also it kinda looks like carey has the torch in one hand and his erect dick, pointing at dryden, in the other

*sips*

The politically correct term is wrestlewomen

>>150617753
How many death statements do they have in the can like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8

>>150617859
I'm sure Gary just used chatgpt and then went back to gooning to whatever it is Gary goons to in the offseason.

>>150617859
About 15 years ago I worked with a freelance writer for TCM who did obituaries, and he had a lot prewritten for ill or old actors that he'd make a quick edit to when they passed to publish.

>>150618000
Why the fuck havent you ever told us that before? We love TCM here.

>>150618013
He was lame. Pretentious 50 year old trying to be cool working with and trying to befriend a bunch of 20 year olds. I would rather kms than hang out with 20 year olds.

>>150618024
look, they're going through a tough time. first price dies, and then dryden is traded. and the week isn't even over yet!

has shannon made an official statement yet?

fun story for you guys. one time about ten years ago i was desperate for a job and sergio got me a job at this shitty call center. was on a team with this retarded black dude named hakim. anyway one day it was someone's bday so they taped some balloons and shit to the cubicles and we had a "party". at one point, hakim bit the base of a balloon and inhaled it in an attempt to inhale the helium and talk silly. however the balloons were not blown up wit helium so he just sucked in somebody's exhaled breaths and we mocked him incessantly.

>>150618366
thank you for the story anon

>>150618431
the company was telus international kek

i have more fun stories about my time at telus international for future morale boosting

>>150618478
Based story teller :)

>>150618478
tell more fun stories. maybe it will help depression guy

>>150618537
i need to make a list. the big one involves a woman that worked there at the time that eventually got arrested for abhorrent sex crimes. back in the day my buddy fucked her. saw her tits once when she posted em on tumblr

>>150618565
the fuck, I gotta get a job at telus

gary needs to add more native themed teams

>>150617550
The fact that he started rebuilding red wings way before habs started to rebuild their team and halfway done is wild to me especially when they made the playoffs last season.

>>150618949
Gary should have the Canadian teams change their names to a native name that is historical to the land that was stolen from the native people of that area

>>150618949
>the saskatchewan spear chuckers

All options are on the table, short term, long term....no term.

>>150619353
if all options are on the table then surely so is suicide

>>150619468
And an 8 year deal with the Calgary Flames

>>150619508
same thing desu

McDavid confirmed for signing with the LA KIngs

>>150619560
doubtful. he'd more likely sign with the lakers than with the kings.

>>150619661
Bronny & Connor off the bench

mackenzie entwhistle

>>150617550
>oleksiak-montour
>evans-mahura

>>150619878
this has a lot of meme potential

>pg 4 on a friday night
dead general
dead sport

F

>>150620993
F

Marner status: dropped

ask status: didn't

asked and care status: I do ask, and I do care.

marner status: flushed

bud status: 1

>>150619878
I want to be a stay at home dad as well

LIGHT IT UP!

how do you pronounce "Nygard"

>>150624189
NyGourd

it means new farm
very stupid name

I'm going to lift you up and give you something to believe in

>>150624476
Sorry boss but I only want to play for a coach who yells at me and calls me a piece of shit

>>150620993
S

Piece of shit Liberal