Thread 150606934

copey's imminent destruction edition

First for my Flames <3

2nd for Our Vancouver Canucks.

cole sillinger and tate mcrae could have been canada's royal couple...

>>150607146
That's Tegan and Sarah

lil bett

>>150606934 (OP)
so here's the (latest) problem with that scum fuck

a few days ago, he's getting buttblasted over /hoc/posters calling marners marners, as he often does
so he tries a new tactic: substitute in other players' names
and then try to desperately force it as if it's a new meme, all by himself

so who does he pick for this?
he tries a few names, but one that sticks out is former Golden Knight Nicolas Roy
who was just traded away to Toronto as part of the Mitch Marner deal

Nic Roy played for the Knights for 6 years
he racked up 166 points with them
played in all 22 games for them during their Stanley Cup run
gave them 3 goals and 8 assists during that run
scored the game-winner in game 2 of the Finals
since the moment that Vegas picked him up, all that Roy ever did was work hard and help them win a Stanley Cup

and the moment that he gets traded out, copey's thought is,
"waaah, people are bullying this brand-new player that my team just picked up, which hardworking and loyal veteran can I throw under the bus to make myself feel momentarily better?"

what absolute fucking scum
you don't hate him enough

k....keep me posted

>>150607242
https://streamable.com/j4n218

Watching a Liberty collage club hockey game, why the fuck is the arena so full?

which tactic will he try this time?

"that wasn't me"?
random schizo letters response?
schizo non-sequiturs?
pretending to not be here?

what a faggot

connor mcdavid (28) has zero cup

>>150607311
Canadian teams and Buffalo really are where careers go to die

>>150607311
I want him to never win one just because I find it funny

>>150607303
Wait, which faggot? This place is a "Who's Who" of nobodies

>>150607433
the copester

>>150607401
that's sick

>>150607303
Cope Marner is going to make going #2 great again

>>150607462
I find it to be a hoot

>>150607299
r/hockey doesn't want Liberty to get a DI program

>>150607498
yes.

Even if McDavid never wins a cup, two finals appearances in a row is pretty impressive.

>>150607677
perhaps for a premiere spot in the Henrik Q. Lundqvist Hall of Shame

>bartender! I'll have a McDavid
>coming right up
>he just splashes the liquor on the counter
>because there's no cup

>>150607242
>>150607303
KWAB that wasn't even me you worked seething tranny tiny lost btw no milly bmj is on and we don't call those that here now

>>150608076
>KWAB that wasn't even me
called it

>>150607311
he'll retire cupless like ovi was supposed to

>>150607299
neat. I'll go to a quinnipiac game next year

>>150608129
What will keep Gary Bruce Bettman from gifting a Stan Lee to McGayKid?

my avies :)

>>150608242
he'll need to head to a sunbelt team

>>150608311
And that's impossible for what reason?

>>150608076
We definitely call those that here.

Växsjö Lakers? More like Skitsjö Fakers.

>>150608696
what's fraudulent about them?

>>150608876
swedish

crazy to think that Kris Letang is going into his 24th season in the NHL

Can someone please photoshop McDavid in a Flyers jersey? we all know that is where he will go

>>150608876
only los angeles has lakes

why is this thing being spammed in my youtube?

MUTTHOMES SO WASHED KEK

That was absolutely an INT
Mahomes is still being a retard though

>>150609329
Coastal Elites won

Ahh football, 2 minutes of commercials, 4, if both teams go back to back 3 and out
How I missed you..

>>150609405
>Ahh football, 2 minutes of commercials, 4, if both teams go back to back 3 and out
>How I missed you..

>>150609115
I respect letang and malkin for staying with crosby on the penguins desu

>he's totally better than Brady, bro

Lol tho

high IQ play by McConkey there

Why did someone link this thread lol

UH OH CUT AWAY YOU CAN'T MENTION THAT CRIMINAL AB

>>150609478
Gary works in mysterious ways

Bros is it really OWARI DA for the Choofs?

Roll for your zoomerfu

>>150609527
give me a 14

>>150609527
Trips or 11 get (florence gonna grow her hair out)

>>150609349
kill all glowies

Get this fucking mick out of here, this is a thread for North America and Scandinavia.

Why is the foosball banter in here, ffs???

I bet Mattlock browses /sp/

>>150609552
You got Amanda Fix!

>>150609527
Margaret Qualley is not a Zoomer???

>>150609638
She married a Jew btw

>>150609677
She's a hollywood actress so I'm sure she knows quite a few

>>150609704
The whole thing's rotten. Burn it all down.

hunter for me

That buffalo wild wings girl was cute...what's her name..?

>>150609724
>The whole thing's rotten. Burn it all down.

brock just btfo john

>>150609866
I already saw that in 2012

>>150610117
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150610598
being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits

Glasgow coma scale general

I have yet to reproduce

>>150610126
giulia's on now :)

>>150611139
same. I'm scared of becoming a wizard

Coupla fatmericans behind me in line

when the 20th gets here you're all history

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>150611139
I have and I'm in for another 25+ years of this

>>150611885
Congrats on being a dad! I envy you

/hoc/ hockey parent

>>150611955
Too late, Holland has ruined that team's future

>>150611989
I can't wait to be a hockey dad
>https://youtu.be/Fpx9g0Sj9Go?si=pJk52WJ3xfCyH2MS

>>150609349
Gary! I am sold. I will buy the jersey

>>150608076
>and we don't call those that here now
feel a rather large marner churning in my gut

I had some spicy food and my anus would be inflamed whenever I marnered

>>150610598
Mitch looks like he fucks

>>150612532
... small animals

aj lee came back

>>150612621
I popped bro was hoping to see a black widow u

>>150612621
>>150612737
death to off-topic mandrama faggots

>>150612750
E-God board tranny

>>150612737
same on all accounts bro
>>150612750
tiny lost trannymite didn't even hit HALF a milly KEK

i busted quite a few loads to aj lee back in the 'tens and i'm not interested in seeing what she looks like fifteen years later

Crushing on a guy I've never met
Reflection
He's a hockey player. And this other user posted about him, ever since then he's been on my mind. When I think about him, I smile. I spend some of my nights fantasizing about him and its weird because he's like 3 years younger than me. I never thought I'd ever find someone younger than me as appealing. Its not his looks, but his character (that is of course displayed on camera cause I've never met him before) and the way it just lights up. He has such a big smile and a funny personality but also can be very serious.


I keep trying to find ways to meet him, but every time I do, I get discouraged. I don't know this person, and they don't know me. I have not a slightest of clue on why I'm doing this to myself.


I've even went as far as to create collages and banners of him. On all of my devices, his photos are stocked in folders/files.


Im crazy


I used to see his name in the most oddest places and it shocked me because his name is very unusual.


When I close my eyes I think about a future that is very stretched out. From the day we meet, from the time he asks me out, the time leading up to our date, from the time we make it official. Then we date, get married, travel together. Then our kids, from toddlers to adults.

>>150612250

* happy Gary sounds *

>>150613035
I too fantasize about being a house husband for an nhl player

It wasn't a vaccine

>>150613877
AJ Lee looks like THAT now?

took a fat marner and i've got another one brewing already

clean wipe though because i've been eating my veggies :)

I hate taking night marners

>>150614267
I need to buy a fancy Japanese bidet

The bullshit don't stop not even for the crosswalk

I'm here to tell you that /hoc/ is cancelled in Boston. But I wouldn't worry about it, Boston is not a big college town.

>>150614513
Now how will I access /hoc/?

>he's not squatty pottty pilled
kwab

>>150614634
I hated having to use squat toilets in China

>>150614776
you should go back there

>>150614776
It's a squatty potty

>>150614776
a marner is the same in any language

>>150609796
Her team!

After I tried a Dutch toilet I couldn't go back. My marners deserve the best.

A marner by any other name

>>150614997
Sup Takagi. You and Connie did a great job on the Zary signing today :)

>>150615028
We don’t call them that anymore.

>>150614997
>>150615087
the Convoy keeps up rolling bros

>>150615158
Who the fuck are you. I thought copey was an amerifat

>>150614888
I’m a full time wagie now. I can’t take that much time for trips anymore

>>150614457
AI is just a big fancy schizophrenia gun isn't it

dan otoole looking swarthier than i remember

>>150615234
Exited to see our boys again
go flames :)

>>150614776
Those are the worst, makes me feel like such a sreetshitter

>>150615349
>tfw Wolfie, Scary Zary, and Scorenato with Zayne next

>>150614776
>>150615431
yeah but picture kippers using a squat toilet

>>150615461
The Flames unyielding irresistible relentless uncontainable inevitable march to the cup has begun

>>150615299
His betrayal of Dan O'Toole weighs on him gravely.

kino python got renewed

>>150615158
BASED TRVKE

>>150613003
still cute

Should I switch to Grok?

did you know there's a baseball team called the marners

>>150616100
Switch to gary chat

>>150616094
Still flat chested

>>150616118
Does /mlb/ know?

>>150616131
still an Indian boy from the Punjab

slopdown was cancelled

>>150616131
Thank God.

>>150616206
nah that was hampage
>>150616270
shut up nerd

I'm bored

KEK

>>150616409
Hi bored

>>150616173
i didn't want to break the news

this is where the big marners plap huh? look at the adjective

Does Sean still post here?

>>150616450
no fuck off stop trying to fit in

>>150616450
New Jersey state prison does not give you access to 4chan

>>150616450
He occasionally posts when the laffs are top of the league or heading in to the playoffs but he gets slapped down pretty quick and disappears. His time has long passed.

yo
-notsean62

RIP Ken Dryden. Dad is going to be heartbroken.

>>150616637
RIP

yo
-notrenewed62

>>150616736
i watched smackdown tonight actually. it was kino.

>>150616637
calder, 5 Vezinas and 6 cups

>>150616800
He won the calder after he already won his first cup lol

Gonna listen to the xpac shoot

https://youtu.be/BJCCdrFrK1I?si=wKBs4-qgE84-GmvI

ahh yessir

>>150616887
wouldn't mind seeing vaq dom roxy and lexi

Wouldn't mind seeing wrestlefags shot out of a cannon into the sun

Just heard about Ken Dryden's passing, rip king. So every core players from the Canadiens dynasty are gone then.

>>150617126
it's wrestlechads

>>150617161
it's cumdrinkers

>>150617196
oh no you've got your feds mixed up i'm afraid kwab dynamite took place in front of about 200 people and didn't even draw half a milly KWAB

>Beliveau, Richard, Lafleur, and Dryden all witnessed the rise and fall of Habs
>Not a single one of them bothered to call out the incompetence on the management when Roy walked out on the team

>>150616637
I always pass by his statue at the shopping mall, I wonder if there be flowers around the statue tomorrow.

Fuck Gary

>>150616637
>Quit the liberal party right before it went to shit
lol, lmao even

it's wrestlebraps

>>150616637
Damn. RIP legend.

Always loved this mask

>>150617318
thank you for making a hockey post

>>150616637
He decided he didn't want to see Carey Price on the San Jose Sharks roster.
>>150617126
Send some work to /hoc/s cuck who does it for free then.

you must not know bout me
you must not know bout me

Habs aren't even finished rebuilding why bother moving Price contract? It doesn't make sense.

>>150616412
LMAO i remmeber the list. Jericho Chris is funny.

>>150617354
https://puckpedia.com/team/montreal-canadiens

Demonic

>>150617242
You should do the right thing and put flowers there tomorrow.

>>150617251
lmao he had to put his fingers in Pettershits holes

My flames almost made the playoffs last year with 24 million in cap space

Dropped quite a nasty late night marner

>>150617477
Post it in the discord

>>150617354
>One of the primary reasons Price needed to be moved was due to the Canadiens’ interest in adding another forward to their roster. Since teams are only allowed to be 10% over the salary cap on the first day of the regular season if they have players on LTIR, the Canadiens needed at least $950,000 in salary cap space freed up to account for that, meaning any forward they were looking to acquire could have a cap hit of at most $3,618,333.

>On top of that, Price’s contract would have affected the Canadiens ability to accrue cap space during the season to have more space by the trade deadline. It also could have gotten in the way of performance bonuses paid out to players on entry-level contracts like Lane Hutson and Ivan Demidov, potentially causing some of those to carry over and take away from their salary cap space in 2026-27, when they’ll be looking to be even more competitive and will need every dollar they can get.

>>150617448
Kill yourself Rajesh

>Ben Chiarot - Justin Holl
>Erik Gustafsson - Travis Hamonic

Name a grimmer bottom 4?

>>150617524
Elias get good again then talk smack

>>150617605
I literally fucking told Sportbladet the other day that things are good now

just woke up to drop a late night marner

gary had some words about dryden

>from dryden to price
>from price to ???
also it kinda looks like carey has the torch in one hand and his erect dick, pointing at dryden, in the other

*sips*

The politically correct term is wrestlewomen

>>150617753
How many death statements do they have in the can like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8

>>150617859
I'm sure Gary just used chatgpt and then went back to gooning to whatever it is Gary goons to in the offseason.

>>150617859
About 15 years ago I worked with a freelance writer for TCM who did obituaries, and he had a lot prewritten for ill or old actors that he'd make a quick edit to when they passed to publish.

>>150618000
Why the fuck havent you ever told us that before? We love TCM here.

>>150618013
He was lame. Pretentious 50 year old trying to be cool working with and trying to befriend a bunch of 20 year olds. I would rather kms than hang out with 20 year olds.

>>150618024
look, they're going through a tough time. first price dies, and then dryden is traded. and the week isn't even over yet!

has shannon made an official statement yet?

fun story for you guys. one time about ten years ago i was desperate for a job and sergio got me a job at this shitty call center. was on a team with this retarded black dude named hakim. anyway one day it was someone's bday so they taped some balloons and shit to the cubicles and we had a "party". at one point, hakim bit the base of a balloon and inhaled it in an attempt to inhale the helium and talk silly. however the balloons were not blown up wit helium so he just sucked in somebody's exhaled breaths and we mocked him incessantly.

>>150618366
thank you for the story anon

>>150618431
the company was telus international kek

i have more fun stories about my time at telus international for future morale boosting

>>150618478
Based story teller :)

>>150618478
tell more fun stories. maybe it will help depression guy

>>150618537
i need to make a list. the big one involves a woman that worked there at the time that eventually got arrested for abhorrent sex crimes. back in the day my buddy fucked her. saw her tits once when she posted em on tumblr

>>150618565
the fuck, I gotta get a job at telus

gary needs to add more native themed teams

>>150617550
The fact that he started rebuilding red wings way before habs started to rebuild their team and halfway done is wild to me especially when they made the playoffs last season.

>>150618949
Gary should have the Canadian teams change their names to a native name that is historical to the land that was stolen from the native people of that area

>>150618949
>the saskatchewan spear chuckers

All options are on the table, short term, long term....no term.

>>150619353
if all options are on the table then surely so is suicide

>>150619468
And an 8 year deal with the Calgary Flames

>>150619508
same thing desu

McDavid confirmed for signing with the LA KIngs

>>150619560
doubtful. he'd more likely sign with the lakers than with the kings.

>>150619661
Bronny & Connor off the bench

mackenzie entwhistle

>>150617550
>oleksiak-montour
>evans-mahura

>>150619878
this has a lot of meme potential

>pg 4 on a friday night
dead general
dead sport

F

>>150620993
F

Marner status: dropped

ask status: didn't

asked and care status: I do ask, and I do care.

marner status: flushed

bud status: 1

>>150619878
I want to be a stay at home dad as well

LIGHT IT UP!

how do you pronounce "Nygard"

>>150624189
NyGourd

it means new farm
very stupid name

I'm going to lift you up and give you something to believe in

>>150624476
Sorry boss but I only want to play for a coach who yells at me and calls me a piece of shit

>>150620993
S

Piece of shit Liberal

Alex Formenton has signed with HC Ambrì-Piotta.

>>150625447
yikes, touch grass

hockey soon

Why is the OP a Marner?
bit inappropriate

Remember when that poor innocent girl got raped by a hockey team? I hate men so much it’s unreal.

>>150620009
I miss him so much. And know I have 8 years of Pettershit ahead of me makes it so much worse.

>>150626276
blame the pumpkin patch bully

>>150626276
>Jonathan Transsexual "J.T." Miller

steelies and raidies play at the same time tomorrow >:(

>>150624476
Thanks fren :)

>>150626708
finna have steelies on one TV and red zone on the other

>>150626619
Nooo that was just a Halloween costume three consecutive years in a row. Nothing else.

>>150627093
hell yea

>>150626276
>bullies horvat out of town
>bullies pettersson into irrelevance

Dude is a cancer, you should be thankful they wised up

>>150627308
Or maybe horvat and pettersson are soft pusys

>>150626619
lewd

>>150627369
>tampa with Miller
Embarrassing first round sweep after winning the Presidents' Trophy

>tampa immediately after trading miller
2 cups

>>150627437
*

wordle in 4
perfect gonnections

Friendship with wordle ended
Im a pips man now

children do wordle
adults do hurdle

Why isnt there a vancouver 2010 golden goal coin yet?

The Mann is back.

I know this is early and all, but could the next thread be Ken Dryden related? Thanks a bunch
>Press F in memorium of Mr Dryden

>>150621255
Who are the flames of the KHL?
(I'm assembling an elite group of teams)

>>150628937
without doing very much research, I'm going to say Lokomotiv
>next game is Tuesday with Severstal

>>150628937
Loser club with a much more successful rival?

HC Dynamo Moscow.

Just ate a couple hot dogs bros.
>ketchup, mustard, mayo, and pickled relish on one wiener, and ketchup and mustard on the other

>>150629431
Are you finished?

>>150629527
Yes desu senpai

>>150629431
my lame ass has never even considered not garnishing all my hot dogs uniformally

>McDavid signs a mid-length extension with Edmonton
>Wins zero Cups
>He then signs a long-term extension with Edmonton anyway
Hockey players are so boring

Hickory dickory gary

>>150629824
If you want disloyalty, buy a cat

I genuinely want to see what kitties attendance will be like in even two years from now when some other sunbelt tax haven starts winning cups instead of them
I think the main reason I can't respect them like I can with other dominant teams is that they spent 30 years in the basement and have literally no organic fanbase, even if some grandpa in florida does like hockey they're just watching the lgbtning anyway. fairweather bandwagoners already make it hard to root for the big teams as it is but when that's your literal only fanbase it just feels so inauthentic.

>>150630035
by the way I'm not mad, don't write that I was mad

>>150630035
They really come across as Tampa's little brother

>gary said it's my turn to win the cup

>>150630130
proxy off, trb

>>150629754
kek

>>150630497
What’s up raped bitch? What was it like to actually be raped as a grown man? How do you even just allow that to happen? Maybe you allowed it to happen because you liked it?

>enter /hoc/
>see a string of trb posts
and for this reason, I'm out

I am listening to Carly Rae Jepsen

CALL ME MAYBE

>>150630652
emotion is an almost perfect record.

>>150606971
now thats a good post

THERE'S A GIRL THAT'S BEEN ON MY MIIIIIIIIIIND
ALL THE TIME
SU SUSSUDIO
OOOO-OH

NOW SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAAAAAAME
BUT I THINK SHE LIKES ME JUST THE SAME
SU SUSSUDIO
WOAH-OOOH

>>150629701
I can't wait pekka :)

>>150629701
its october already?

>>150631085
What did Phil Collins mean by that?

playing d&d tonight bro's

>>150629824
>Every team in the league who think they got a chance to sign McDavid makes sure they have at least 16 million in cap space for next season
>Las Vegas doesn't re-sign Eichel for this reason
>McDavid signs a three year contract with Edmonton on July 1st 2026
>Eichel goes to Dallas/Tampa, Florida, Nashville
>McDavid's plan to weaken Las Vegas is a success

>>150631635
I like how this music video randomly ends with MJ smashing a bunch of cars and they had to poorly edit in racial slur grafitti on them so the soccer moms would stop complaining

>>150631635
session got canceled today :(

My thighs are still sore from squatting so I think I’ll skip cardio

>>150632437
you can join our game anon :p

Whew, I feel 5 pounds lighter after the Marner I just took.

ive gotta join a gym. gotten too chunky in the past year

didn't ask sven

>>150632558
Based. I always make sure to take a marner before lifting

>>150609349
nah thats cool as fuck

>>150632437
Sorry fren

>>150632650
I need to watch what I eat and do more cardio

>>150632758
now they just need to play games in the dark

>>150632891
with glowing puck, and goalposts glows too. and lines obviously. gary would never, but would be kino

just cut an extremely loud and long pelech

at this point in time is it safe to say yzerfraud will be remembered for destroying the dead wings more than anything else?

>>150632951
>glowpucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dDjjWw5v_k&list=RD-dDjjWw5v_k&start_radio=1

>>150632977
No probably all the cups he won with them as a player and stuff

>>150630652
deeply based

Just gonna spin my dreidel and play with my menorah for the next two hours while laughing at the goys who spend 60 dollars on a fucking video game

>>150633804
it's funny how omega buttblasted indie devs are that silksong released at a reasonable price tag

Silksong looks gay i wouldnt play it if it was free

so 3i/atlas is either artificial or neutron star/black hole. fun time incoming

silksong is really hard. completely different mechanics that i was used to from HK. and the enemies doing double damage is bs

>>150632977
Holland destroyed the Red Wings, retard.

Dude it’s an indie side scroller game with cartoony graphics isn’t that so heckin wholesome

>>150634204
You forgot .webp

>>150634135
come on now, its a comet. im a tinfoil for all things ufos/ayys but its a comet

>>150634376
and .avif

Alright bros it’s beer time desu

>>150634410
explain nickel without iron then. only natural source is neutron star

>>150634548
Cheers

thus, bud1238 continues

>>150634135
i really wish it was real. this zesty world we're in is so boring.

>>150634548
it's 5 oclock somewhere, that place being eastern standard time

>>150634684
I wish society would collapse so I didn’t have to wage

>>150634684
tell me about it. well we'll see

>>150634582
its the 3rd interstellar object we've been able to study, come from a star system we don't know too much about, of course its going to exhibit some properties that aren't typical because its new to us.

I want it to be ayys don't get me wrong, but ive been let down before.

>>150630071
Word on the street is he has a fat cock

>>150634548
Debating on a bottle of vodka

just finished rolling my new character sheet get litty

>>150634812
Oh damn my character's gay again

For me it's rolling a blonde bimbo with huge tits

>>150634839
Just like My...
>Islanders???
>Yeah, just like them...

>>150634895
how did you know I was trans

>>150634900
unlike you the islanders never wrote they were gay on a wall

>>150634934
You play games that have seasons

>>150631635
gong?

>Oh, Mitch
>Please stop being a Bitch
>I really think it's rich that you feel an itch whenever you see me

>>150634895
based

>>150634986
cope the DM likes to describe the temperature and weather

Portugal is currently winning against France at the Euro finals, on Roller Hockey.

>>150635158
Looks Portugal is on a roll KEK desu

>>150635181
Jen!!

>>150635158
I always feel like we can beat western Euro countries with some drunks from California who played a bit of D3 ice hockey but I guess roller hockey is an actual sport

>>150635264
please stop breathing with your mouth randy, it's making the whole general smell like cock

>>150635158
apologize for making brazil

>>150635181
good shit

>>150635075
why does mitch live rent free in your mind? cause he 1?

>trb spamming mitch ai slop
we're reaching levels of bubblin' thought previously to be impossible to reach

>>150635372
boy is bubblin'

>>150635181
Heh. Oh you.

>>150635280
Maybe in ice hocker, but on rollers it's a bit different. You're californians wouldn't stand a chance.
>>150635311
NEVER!

Also pt just scored. It's 2-0 now.

mitch won stephen won
trb lost and was raped
copey also won
dylan also lost

>>150635372
/sp/ needs to take a page from /a/ and ban slop

Gary really decided to have the first game of the season be at 5pm on a Tuesday

>>150635799
based Gary making wagies seethe

>>150635799
khl started the season with a finals rematch
gary should do the same. shitties/soilers would be a great season opener

Gary's crazy

>>150635994
His interns are slacking

>>150635994
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?

watching the ufc main event comin up

>>150635891
Please Gary I need hockey to live. I promise to buy a jersey and tickets

Now blackhawks and panthers? That’s gonna be a real barnstormer of a hockey game! Thank you Gary!

>>150636050
>watching half naked guys hugging

Mitch won

>>150636050
>I’ll fight you but only if you on the floor and lay on top of me

>>150629102
But they literally won last season. My flames would never

>Conner Zery signed by Calgary
Apparently 27 points gives you $11.325 million over three years.

>>150634135
It’s neither of those things

>>150636109
Gary really believed in bedard

>>150636244
>without doing very much research,
get what you pay for

>>150636135
we don't post pics of trb here

Dropping a marner like how my hurricanes dropped Brent Burns

Devour penis, Randall

In English, doc!

>>150636275
Bud was out twice for knee injuries. Zary is elite, trust.

just took a huge trb's life

>>150636121
cope I prayed the gay away, I platonically watch naked men writhe on the floor

Suck it France!
3-0!!!

i-is Portugal a hockey p-powerhouse...?

>>150636829
Yes, we are! Though usually underappreciated due to football's hegemonic popularity.

>>150636846
Shut it! Yes it is.

>>150636829
it's a body odour powerhouse, that's for sure

>roller hockey world rankings
erm canadabros...?

>>150637236
Oof. You'd think Canada would also have some proficiency in roller hockey.

Time for my evening marner

Did not ask but am glad that you shared

Ah shit I posted the wrong image

F L A M E S
L
A
M
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GOOOOL 4-1

>>150637971
>2nd half
?

>>150638012
Oh yeah, we're at the 2nd half of the game. It's almost finished

>>150638044
No 3 periods in roller hockey? huh

>>150638077
Nope. There's only a 3rd period if it's a tie.

>>150638136
more games should have entire extra rounds as a tiebreaker, none of this "first goal wins" garbage
and god forbid the fucking shootout, I'd unironically rather see a tie than a fucking shootout

>>150638136
Congrats on the W Mr. Portugal

Best moments of my life desu

gummerbros... look at how far we've fallen

>>150638208
>shootout
may as well have each coach pick a number out of a hat, worthless fucking gimmick

>>150638301
Swiss teams pay more than liiga according to the pekkas

>>150638301
more like alex formerton lol

>>150638301
Living in Switzerland is better than living in Ontario at any rate.

>>150638353
I wish I could live in Switzerland

>>150638301
would he even have played in the nhl this year?

>>150638341
Swiss teams pay more than any European league, except the KHL, but there are very few players outside of Russians and North Americans who want to play there after the invasion of Ukraine.

>>150638893
Do they pay more than the AHL? For example the average AHL salary is 70k usd I believe

>>150638910
grim

>>150638893
Swiss are truly rich

>>150638949
herr computer says 60k to 400k francs

>>150639032
what the fuck is a franc

>>150638949
Per month?

>>150639060
something I'd ask my employer to pay me in if I could that's for sure

>>150639076
per year

>>150639060
1 US Dollar = .80 Swiss Franks

>>150639193
god dammit now I want a hot dog

>>150639025
>>150639116
A top top SHL player get between $37k-$42.5k per month before taxes. And there's probably a handful of examples getting above that in the SHL.

An NL import player get that amount per month after taxes.

I know when former Colorado Avalanche player Anton Lindholm returned to the SHL from the KHL, he got paid more than 42k per month from Leksands IF. And now Leksands IF have economic troubles having a net loss of almost $2 million last season.

I think that's about the third or fourth time that has happened to that specific team in the past 25 years.

>>150638949
>New AHL players make between roughly $40,000 and $90,000 per year, with minimum salaries set at $52,725 for players on standard AHL contracts as of the 2024-2025 season. For players on two-way NHL contracts, AHL salaries can vary significantly but are often capped, with some new players on entry-level NHL deals making around $70,000 in the AHL.

>>150639337
>making ~400k per year to play hockey in switzerland
if only I was more dedicated when playing hockey growing up... instead I'm a fucking janitor

>>150639332
what do you mean "god damnit"? is getting yourself a hot dog gonna be that much of a bother to you? You can always call Uber or Lyft or whoever delivers food to lazy couch potatoes these days

>>150639337
Oh, and some North Americans comes to Sweden to play on so called "artist contract". That means you don't have to pay any taxes on your income as long as you're outside of Sweden during six months during a twelve month period. These players arrives after the season has already begun.

>>150639399
remember when you sucked bud's hotdog on 04/17/22

>>150639399
well I already ate

The I lose my virginity, I’m gonna bury a bunch of bath salts under my forskin when I put my cock in her.

>>150639422
ate bud's hotdog that is

>>150639404
I'm on an autist contract

>>150639514
why did you wait over 1200 days to start saying just like my islanders instead of using it when bud was raping you?

I swear, /hoc/ has the most dedicated schizos out of all /sp/ gens

trb was going joey chestnut mode on bud's hotdog on 04/17/22. didn't even need mustard just a bit of water

Any nerds playing nhl26 during overpriced early access week?

>>150639587
>same shit every year
No.

>>150639636
there is still time my son

>>150639608
>you're not the gm
>you're not the coach
>you only play as a single player
all but the contract negotiating are moot

>>150639556
We don't swear in /hoc/

Should i grab that bottle of vodka or not

>>150639712
I took an oath on the Constitution, once
>>150639717
Ci, señorita

>>150639717
no
today is the day that you stop drinking

>>150639556
I hang out on a bunch of gens on a bunch of boards and good fucking god do I wish their schizos were as tame and easily KWAB'd as trb is

>>150639717
Just do it negro

>>150639751
raped retard

Think I’m just doing gummies tonight bros

>>150639761
there is one
his name is copey

>>150639821
"no."

>>150639821
pröööh

>>150639821
*turns off your playstation*

>>150639811
gummies or gummers?

>>150639901
Just gummies. Got some new ones last night. Starting with a sativa now then an indica in an hour.

>>150639965
How many mg

>>150639688
It literally looks like a big stinking pile of Marner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7DmXYc-WwE

>>150639717
You won't regret it.

>>150640070
Just 10. Gonna take one every hour until I experience ego death.

>>150640151
You need serious psychotropics for ego death; weed just makes you tired and hungry
>also, 10mg is baby aspirin weak

>>150640254
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150640254
Raped retard

>>150640254
>guy who can't get over the fact he lost to bud and mitch talking about ego death

>>150640561
Careful he may make some AI slop about you

>>150639821
Utah won't win a cup until they rebrand in 2031.

>>150640254
i would have thought getting raped by another man would kill an ego just fine

>>150640151
I usually take 900mg

>>150640834
even mormons might not be cheesy enough to say "tusks up"

>>150640875
You never know what they’ll do after a couple of sodas

Are these queers ever not queering off in here?

derek ryan is mormon

>>150640927
>“It was a little bitter for me just because of how things were handled with the new management, the somewhat new coaching staff and just kind of the brick work that I had laid with that group. The blood, sweat, and tears that I had given with that group in three and a half years, just to have it brushed under the rug, is pretty disappointing. I don’t think it would have been that way if the management wouldn’t have changed.”
KWAB

>>150640870
You take one of those drinkables? That's a lot of mg in one sitting

Could the next thread be flames themed please?

>>150640992
Yes, it could be

>>150640992
Sorry but it’ll be Dryden themed

NEW \_ \_ \_
>>150641060
>>150641060
>>150641060

>>150640972
Yeah. It's like an oil that your supposed to absorb under your tongue a bit at a time. But you can just down the whole bottle with some food. Edibles don't do anything for meunless I take a lot. Like I can take 200mg gummies and not feel anything.

>>150630130
You are morbidly obese and should kill yourself promptly.