Thread 150807824

HEADLINES
Sources: Burrow could need surgery for turf toe
Cowboys sign Clowney to boost depth, says Jones
Extra-motivated Lions hang 52 on Johnson, Bears
Steelers rookie rues key kickoff 'mistake' in loss
McDaniel not worried about job as Fins start 0-2
Browns not mulling QB change despite struggles
Russ tunes out 'noise' with vintage performance
49ers hail Purdy fill-in Jones: 'Hell of a job' in win

----WEEK. 2 -----
>CIN 31, JAX 27
>DAL 40, NYG 37 (OT)
>DET 52, CHI 21
>PHI 20, KC 17
>LAR 33, TEN 19
>NE 33, MIA 27
>SF 26, NO 21
>BUF 30, NYJ 10
>SEA 31, PIT 17
>BAL 41, CLE 17
>ARI 27, CAR 22
>PHI 20, KC 17 (0-2 lol)

Now - ATLANTA @ MINNESOTA ( gamethread >>150807215)


Previous: >>150805191

Go Rams!
Thread Theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&si=TFDGqBgPq9P7htb7

I'm looking for the statmutt
has anybody seen the statmutt?

Colts giving real 2024 Saints vibes

how was the Broncos/Colts game??

That Cowboys win feels like one they're going to regret come draft time

Can't wait for my nanners to get healthy, even as a hospital team this is a fun team to watch on both sides of the ball

>>150807882
so they look good for a couple weeks then someone completely derails them?

This 13 yard TD was the first catch of Mitchell Tinsley's NFL career.

>>150807892
downward trajectory

>>150807903
Very good. I didn’t watch it.

>>150807824 (OP)
Beating the lulphins this week probably cost us the first overall pick.

>>150807903
Kino

$55M/yr to throw game-losing interceptions.

>>150807824 (OP)
Ngl, this thread's formatting is fucking sexy.

Za'Darius Smith looked good. He definitely still has juice, and played the run better than I expected. It was also really good to see them able to run those plays on defense where they shift him inside and roll Baun (or Campbell) down as the edge right before the snap. They didn't have someone who could fill the BG role from last season.

>>150807903
Reffies dominated as usual

Please tell me Muttholmes and Kelce are blaming (((THE FLU))) after Kelce was paid millions shilling (((SAFE AND EFFECTIVE))) gene therapy on the goyim cattle and their children

>>150807816
I have literally never doubted based goof. Not even when he was traded.

>>150807903
Kino (I didn't watch it)

>>150807913
How was this a TD?

>>150807903
Reffed to fuck with a retarded ending, but Danny D was surprisingly very solid against a top tier defense. If Nabers knows what's good for him he'll get the fuck out of the Giants as fast as he can

>>150807912
Yes, that was the point, thanks for explaining it.

How many weeks will it before the Browns manage to win their first game? Will it be the Dolphins?

Tell it to me straight. I can handle it.

Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately. Thank you Jerry.

My Bears suck

The refs tried hard to beat the Eagles but they couldn't do it. Kwab.

>>150807957
side of his leg was down in bounds

Holy shit Pat Mahomes went off on Travis Kelce post game

https://youtube.com/shorts/w7RZ-tGm3Qw?si=fTTdW7AyJ_7JXx2-

>>150807892
it's Kelce's fault, his heart isn't in it anymore
all he can think about when he's out on the field is going home to this for the rest of his life

>>150807984
turns out Ben Johnson wasn't so great after all

>eagles defeated the reffies today
I'm not feeling so good, zebros

>>150807882
?
Last week, maybe. The Broncos are a playoff team with an elite defence.

>>150807957
One shin = two feet boiiii

>>150807913
there was also a green dildo thrown on this play. it was so well positioned the NFL on CBS production crew lit up the yellow flag graphic.

>>150807892
Josh Allen has been in the league for 8 years and hasn't won a super bowl, how can anyone but mutthomo hope to save us from white supremacy in your child's lifetime?

Patty Cuckitini

>>150808005
refbros represent

>>150807867
• 2nd consecutive loss to the Eagles

• 2 blowout super bowl losses

• 3 consecutive losses

• most losses by a qb in 2025

>>150808014
video evidence of said dildo

https://x.com/NFL/status/1967300318628335963

Didn't realize how much I miss this sped. The guy who followed up Brady. Honestly couldn't have done much better considering the circumstances. He had to deal with old and bitter Bill, instead of young(er) bitter and talented BIll.

fuck this league im gonna get a real hobby instead

>>150808002
imagine the half assed handjobs

>>150807913
>first catch of Mitchell Tinsley's NFL career
first TARGET of Mitchell Tinsley's NFL career

>>150807882
Bruh, they cooked a pathetic Lulfins squad and only beat the Buncos bc some retard plowed into the center on the final FG attempt. They are obviously mid a best.

>>150808038
>literally had Matt Patricia, a career defensive coordinator, as his offensive coordinator
>media always says he's trash

>>150808028
THIRD consecutive loss to the Eagles

>>150808050
Your team is now the browns

>>150807892
Kelce got pegged in the ass too hard by Taylor last night, he'll bounce back next game

>>150808076
crazy how close the regular season games are

>>150808004
I've actually been thinking about that a bit. What the fuck could he possibly do in Chicago when their talent is so ass compared to the Lions? Like until they get a real GM Johnson's going to be able to do somewhere between fuck and all. Their player just fucking suck.

>>150808071
he caught everything in the preseason too. not sure how this guy landed in the Bengals lap. not that they even need more receivers.

Please trade Burrow to the Bears please oh please

I don’t remember what liking football feels like

>>150808005
We used up all our powers on the pony bowl today.

>>150808107
>36 year old tight end said he was coming back faster than ever this year after training harder this past summer
>people believed it
how do people believe someone will be faster at 36 than 28

I honestly hate this channel, I don't know why I watch it every week. You juts know more ads are coming too

>>150808091
>now

>>150808121
>wanting him to be dead even more

>>150808107
explains why he never yelled at Andy tonight...

>Burrow out
>Browning in
>went to high school with Browning’s gf
feelsweirdman
Budda Baker too but that’s less weird, we all knew he’d be in the NFL

>>150808118
>a year ago the Bears had the greatest assembly of talent for a rookie QB in history
>now it's complete ass
nope, Caleb is just ass, he was ass in college, but you believed the media's evolution of the nigger QB hype for the past 5 years since the George Floyd kneel

>>150808121
>burrow's first start in chicago
>bears oline gets him injured
>out for the season
This is what would happen and you know it.

>>150808116
if you aren't constantly on the verge of a heart attack than you aren't watching Eagles foobaw

why isn't the bucs game on?

>>150808122
this was my late game. bryce might be shit, but he's still a gamer. valiant comeback attempt, but yeah, he's not the solution. his ceiling is like getting yall to a wc. there's no universe where he's in the allen, burrow, mahomes, lamar category, ever. i think it's better to be shit than stuck in the middle. gotta keep trying till you get a top tier qb and then you'll be set for a decade.

>>150808158
It’s tomorrow

>>150808148
No one actually believe the Bears were talented last year except delusions Bears fans. Normal people still knew the entire team, including Gayleb, were ass.

>>150807892
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers

So this is the power of KC frauds without the reffies.

>>150808172
The Bears actually have a lot of talented players, their QB just sucks. You're too stupid to realize it. Caleb Williams scrambled and threw the ball to 4 Lions for an interception. It doesn't get any worse

>>150808118
that's impossible Burrsfaggots told me for the past 4 offseasons that they stacked their team so well that there isn't a better possible situation for a QB to be in

If you can't like football because your local team is shit you don't like football

>>150808169
i work night shift tomorrow, will they move the game to today if i ask nicely?

>>150808118
>>150808148
Chicago is such a dumpster-fire the talent & prospects they get are squandered and/or fail to develop. Patrick Mahomes would be a middling journeyman QB on his 4th team right now if the Bears had drafted him instead of the Choofs.

>>150808184
Gayleb is shit, yes. But you are in denial about the fact that the entire team is shit. They are.
>>150808198
Bears fans are delusional retards, as seen above.

>>150808184
>It doesn't get any worse

>>150808214
No

>“Uhm, we’re, to win games you have to win the game, umm, not lose the game… honestly. And that, that is how you lose the game.”

— Mike McDaniel on Dolphins Week 2 loss to the Patriots

>>150807903
Refs ass raped the clots the entire game and then at the end blo dix threw a pick and then the clots missed the field goal but the refs decided they should finally be fair and called a penalty on the orange horses then the kicker made the second kick and everyone clapped

>>150808184
While Caleb does suck, Swift being ass is another big problem. Johnson's offense on the Lions revolved around a top tier backfield, he's still calling plays like he has Gibbs to blow through a defense and Montgomery to back him up.

>>150808226
clearly you didn't see Caleb Williams throw it to FOUR LIONS with ZERO BEARS in the area

>>150808226
Russlel has been listening to Jameis too much

>>150808231
I give him till week 15

Runaway train...

>>150808215
Has Coleston Loveland even seen the field yet this season?

>>150808257
Delhommesian

>>150808201
my local team is the florida gators THOUGH, we are possessed by the niggerhell demon that is billy napier

>>150808268
The gm is gone too, right? Makes more sense to fire them both at the same time after week 18

>>150808286
dunno I'm not a burrs fan

>>150808251
Their oline is also ass. As is their secondary, and lbs.

In retrospect the Bears are just pretty ass all around.

>>150808284
somehow never here or there

reminder: joshie is a cheater who flops and exaggerates to draw penalties

>>150808309
the Phins are too incompetent an organization to do that

>>150808201
Correct, i fucking hate football

>>150808309
You'd think so but that would imply the Chicago Bears are a competent, well-run organization.

how do I get this job? asking for my cowboy's fan friend

>>150808316
Their Oline seems fine now, nothing really stood out to me as egregious Caleb just holds onto the ball too long. Defense does suck ass thoughbeit

reminder belichick built brady and only got fired because kraft purposely sabotaged him

Beast of a snf game

Someone post the """"roughing the passer"""" Mahomes got today

Absolutely toppers of KEKs that McCarthy is dogshit. Why the fuck did they kick Darnold to the curb

Jake Elliott is the GOAT

>>150807824 (OP)
>>150807942
Agreed, Tripfag you're now the designated sunday /nfl/ general maker, you're a bitch if you don't.

>>150808404
It's wild. You don't do what they did if you actually believe your team is a contender this year.

>>150808341
>Their Oline seems fine now
Anon they had half a dozen false start and holding penalties and gave up 4 sacks to a Lions defensive line that has Aiden Hutchinson and 3 homeless crackheads on it.

>>150808352
Why doesn't Belichick just build another Brady. Is he stupid?

>>150808419
So true

>>150808404
well darnold is also shit and they would have to pay him actual money and not rookie money

>>150808406
he was for sure injured last year, glad he's back to being great

travis kelshit lol

what the actual fuck

>>150808410
When is the last time the Bears actually won a division game? Has it been like 5 years? I feel like it's been 5 years.

>>150808461
Daniel Jones wasn't the problem

McCarthy ain't it

>>150808179
sorry I'm not a college educated statistics nerd can you explain this part from the paper for me?
> These regular season patterns suggest that the Chiefs did not receive favorable treatment from officials during the earlier Reid–Smith era and reflect similar patterns to the Reid–Mahomes
what did they mean by this?

These are two meme teams

gay gay has zero ability to make any throw besides "drill it to his numbers" and even under a slight bit of pressure this means "drill it into the dirt"

>>150808461
you're dumb if you never realized Brian Daboll was overrated for having coached Josh Allen and Shane Steichen will turn Danny Dimes into Danny Millions

>>150808470
7 lmao

>>150808410
i don't get it...

>>150808455
Darnold got them to the playoffs in his first year with the team. He was miles better than McCarthy. Jefferson ain’t getting younger. They are wasting his career by not keeping the stable reliable QB

How many of these games will the Chiefs win?

>@ Giants
>vs Ravens
>@ Jaguars
>vs Lions

>>150808461
Legitimately, it's been the QB issue for the Colts the last few seasons. Jones is actually talented, and now he has a good line blocking for him, solid TEs and WRs, and an elite RB. Colts are a legitimate team this year.

He will be getting his first win as a gman week 3. Pepper your angus.

>>150808470
2023 vs Vikings, 12-10
If you mean the actual NFC North, 2018

>>150808520
Bussy for Russy

da flu

>>150808511
If they can't beat the Gnats, they’re cooked

Will it ever get better

Have you apologized to Jordan yet?

>>150808520
Only thing he's getting this week is a $5 footlong in his anus

>>150808470
>>150808490
>>150808525
They beat the Packers this January.

>>150808530
>chiefs go 0-6
has any team made the wildcard from that start?

>>150808461
The United States Colts record breaking era has just begun

>>150808473
>>150808487
>>150808512
no, DJ was the fucking problem

he couldn't throw with anticipation and was missing fucking screen passes from 3 yards away. no way he miraculously fixed 6 years of shit play

>>150808511
>@ Giants
Win.
>vs Ravens
50/50
>@ Jaguars
Somehow lose
>vs Lions
Bootyblasted

>>150808511
Two, but it won't be the two you expect.

Why was McCarthy taken above the 4th round again? what does he do ''good'' besides use his legs to steal first downs sometimes? lol

>>150808557
Daniel Jones is the answer, Brian Daboll is the problem. Hey Siri, what's the Giants record currently?

>three quarters played
>zero (0) touchdowns
WAITIN ALL DAY FOR A SUNDAY NIGHT

>>150808461
steichen finally found his Jalen Hurts lite.

>>150808557
Sorry gnatsfag, but your poverty franchise is the biggest QB graveyard not called Chicago.

>>150808547
I thought it said the last time they won the divisional title

COME ON OUT YOU LITTLE BITCH
YOU PUSSY
I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE
OR DID I REALLY ACTUALLY CALL IT, HUH?

>>150808575
because he meditates before games and brushes his teeth with his left hand to make new neural pathways in his brain

>>150808511
Giants they'll win, Jags they'll try to lose but reffies will bail them out. Ravens and Lions it's gg no re

>>150808511
Lose, lose, lose, lose

>>150808575
He can hit wide open future HoF wide receivers sometimes

>>150808268
If he loses next week, he's gone.
The real problem is Grier though

>>150808309

>>150808593
No, you see, their starting WR that is barely better than their 4th string WR was out, so it doesn't count.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>McCarthy
lmao they could have had Daniel Jones and they decided to stick with this bust

>the Vikings could have kept Daniel Jones
>but they choose to go with JJ McSharty

>>150808629
did he have da flu?

>>150808620
You think it's bad now but wait until you lose to the Gayders by double digits.

>>150808575
he's good at being a weirdo

That dude just got ragdolled twice lmao

>>150808575
nobody rated JJ above the third round until michigans defense carried him through the playoffs

alex smith 2.0

I've seen enough. JJ McCarthy is complete ass. He'll never be a startable quarterback.

>>150808698
He's nowhere near as good as Smeth

>>150808698
Alex Smith actually passed the ball in college though and was good on the Chiefs. McCarthy passed like 9 times a game at Michigan

>>150808672
:(

>Micro Penis Jr.
>JJ McSharty
this is the bustb owl

>>150808649
imagine stubbing your toe that hard

>>150808715
>>150808722
bruh alex smith was fucking dogshit his entire time in SF, its a 1:1 comp.

they're both game managers, mccarthys leg up is his athleticism. harbaugh made the comparison himself lmao.

>>150808557
>no way he miraculously fixed 6 years of shit play

>ynr vikcucks talking all that about how JJ mcfaggot is gonna be the face of the leaguee last week
Lmao

>>150808698
That's unfair, Alex Smith was the Geno Smith of the 2000's-2010's

>>150808649
AAAAACK MY TOE!!! Guess i’ll have to sit on my ass for three months

>>150808784
If you think JJ is good enough to be a game manager you're on crack

>>150808784
you did not watch alex smith play football

Gonna use the queefs cope, HE DOESN'T HAVE AN LT OR A C OR A WR2!!! Also, they are missing a LE, FS and MLB. How'd I do?

>>150808686
That can't be good for you

Hell yeah!

8 MONTHS
FOR 8 MONTHS YOU WERE THE BIGGEST MOST ANNOYING FAGGOT IN THE GENERAL
FOR 8 MONTHS YOU SHAT UP EVERY THREAD
ALL FOR THIS
ALL FOR NOTHING
YOU DUMB AUTIST
YOU ABSOLUTE BALL NON-KNOWER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I haven't really been paying much attention to the Falcons, last week or tonight. Have their rookie pass rushers shown anything so far?

>>150808798
>taytay had a divider brought out so no one could take her pic while she left the stadium

but why? this is the first time she's ever done this

>>150808784
if anything game manager qbs are underrated

>>150808784
Retard I'm a Michigan fan and I'm telling you JJ McCarthy didn't pass the ball enough in college to be prepared to pass in the NFL

>>150808856
Oh n-

>>150808496
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/potential

>>150808883
Engaging in chiefs derangement syndrome is more fun than watching this slop.

>>150808784
>>150808880
and JJ McCarthy immeidately misses a wide open WR for a TD

>>150808883
>Micro Penis Jr
>GayGay McSharty
Bryce Young looked better than both of these niggas

I hate my team, at least it's early so I can can put down the hopeium. Browning will win us some games but no playoffs again, likely 3rd in the afcn.

>>150808565
kek, but what a dick,

im sad now

>>150808875
top fucking kek

Viqueens are playing too passively

Jj Mccarthy low key ass?

>>150808127
This. Kelce is only like 5 months younger than Gronkowski. He's been coasting through regular seasons for a while now. If he has to catch 100 passes to keep the Chiefs in contention this year he'll be a pile of rubble by the end of the season.

>dat isaac teslaa catch
Kino. White boy summer continues

>>150808933
Michigan beat top 10 Penn State with JJ McCarthy throwing 4 passes

>>150808917
>mfw things will only get worse when Mike Brown dies

>>150808917
Just trade Hendrickson for a kings ransom like you should have done the last 3 years

>>150808875
Maybe she pooped her pants?

Say his name, /nfl/

>>150808876
As a bengals fan I'd give anything for n Alex Smith right now. Gunslinger backup and shitty defense who creates turnovers will win us a game against the jags but you can't win consistently like that

>>150808941
>isaac teslaa
he's a baller, but he needs to wigger out to reach his true potential

>>150808971
employee of the month lookin ass

>>150808593
based "being the bigger man" anon

>>150808875
She pregnit

>>150808971
The player formerly known as Kirko Chainz

>>150808992
Jesus, Jalen works fast

>>150808971
Generational Bag-getter & NFL legend Kirk Cousins

>>150808876
Ben Johnson wishes he had a game manager
Liam Coen wishes he had a game manager

>>150808959
Trade hendrickson, tank, extend dax are the moves. Give the young guys plenty of of play time. Load up for the next one. Let's not forget we got chase off a burrow injury

>>150808875
Lol, front-running bandwagon bitch wasn't prepared to do the walk of shame after a home loss

Wonder if Kelce will still do his podcast or if he'll cower in shame until they win

Vikings defense is trash

>>150809016
anyone who's watched their qb throw a fat stinker early in the 4th while up 10 points knows this feeling

>>150809016
I put the jags loss more on brian thomas than trevor

Great job, Mike Brown. It's been 10 years since you last fielded a decent o-line

>>150808959
>Kings ransom
>for a 31 year old defensive end useless against rush defense
>that wants an extension for more than he's worth
you're stupid. He might get traded this season for a 5th round pick

I honestly think Kirko is better than Micro Penis Jr.

>>150809039
theyve held the falcons to field goals all game despite multiple turnovers from their offense that has done nothing what the fuck are you talking about

>>150808655
I genuinely don't understand that the Vikings supposedly saw enough in camp to go all in on JJ and he's looked like shit. Is this what they saw?

What will be the recency bias takes for this week?

>>150809092
He's definitely better than McSharty

which fanbase is the closest to giving up all hope?

Imagine being that obsessed with Taylor Swift

>>150809105
Daniel Jones is the greatest QB to ever play football

>Bruce Dickinson sang the national anthem at the Steelers vs Seahawks game today
It's like my two favorite things coming together, football and metal.

>>150809105
>Drake Maye is good again!

then he sucks ass when not playing the dumpster fire dolphins

>>150809109
Bears of the Browns. Probably Browns because burrsfags are delusional.

>>150809105
Colts are winning the super bowl

>>150809113
then the nfl should stop shoving her into my face during every chiefs game

>>150809109
Dolphins
Jets
Giants
Panthers
Saints (already gave up)

>>150809109
Im personaly done with the bengals. They did nothing signinificant to improve their o-line. They thought drafting a 3rd round rookie at guard, and Dalton Risner(who nobody wanted) would fix the line. They clearly dont care about protecting Burrow. They refuse to seriously invest in guards because guards dont sell jerseys

>>150809109
dolphins need a total rebuild. GM, coaching staff, QB, WR, etc

>>150809151
>Saints (already gave up)
It's honestly pretty comfy so far when you expect nothing

Shameful display Minnesota

>>150809148
I don't remember seeing her on the screen today. I mute the TV and don't pay attention during commercials, so I might have missed a transition shot after an ad break though.

Mahomes has been steadily regressing since his first MVP season but nobody wants to have that conversation

Gayleb Williams and da burrs managed to lose a game against JJ McCarthy while leading by 12 points in the 4th.

Let that sink in

>>150809158
that's how I am with my iggles. I just want them to win the division.

>>150809062
Falcons take their best player by far out on third down and waste him on 2 and inches and sabotage their drives. Otherwise this would be a rape

>>150809155
maybe they'd have the money to fix the o-line if joey didn't demand they extended both jamar and tee

>>150809128
>football and metal
you must really love the Lombardi trophy

>>150808226
He pressed the wrong button on the controller.

0-2 vs 0-2 on SNF kek

I'm gonna say it. Mahomes looks like a fucking retard without his mutthawk

next week on Sunday Night Football! we have
the 0-2 Kansas City Chiefs! and
the 0-2 New York Giants!

>>150809166
Funny how boisterous they were lol now they are all in hiding

>chiefs and broncos lost in close but humiliating fashion
>tomorrow night my raiders take on the chorgers
I wonder if it'll be another heart attack game

>>150808852
nah I did it in my pool the other day, feels great (although sometimes water can get in your nose)

>>150809199
And the giants win lol

Bears should trade for Kirko, a worse version of Goff is still a significant upgrade over Caleb right now

>>150808593
get his ass King

>>150808783
>>150808822
turf toe just sounds pussy, it's actually pretty debilitating

Colinsworth is so full of shit lol

>>150809217
This is not a bad idea. He's even white so he might actually understand how to play in Johnson's offense.

>>150809201
i don't blame them for having hope. ben johnson seems legit and caleb does well in the scripted plays at the start of games, but after that he collapses

The Vikings and Broncos should both be 0-2. They were so obviously the biggest fraud teams last year, and are clearly frauds this year too.

>>150809236
now here's a guy who probably is a gay homo bitch

>>150809241
Broncos lost on very blatant riggi

>>150809199
Would be hilarious if the Giants win.

>>150809182
dude, the bengals havent had a good o-line since 2015. The front office is a joke

>>150809173
they are too talented to settle
I want to see them make something with the roster they have while they still have it and it starts with getting the offensive scheme and playcalling figured out
then getting a better CB2

>>150809185
that's made of silver, not metal dumbass

lol

>>150809182
They have money to fix it they just choose not to

My team wasted a first round pick on JJ McCarthy

>>150809264
No, it was the correct call

>someone finally scored a touchdown in this shitty game
I'm actually disappointed

am I the only person who seems bothered by the fact that america is portrayed as this multi racial nigger safe zone in all of these commercials?

>>150809278
>then getting a better CB2
adoree jackson is a bum. but I don't expect them to win much, I'd be happy with a division win and one playoff win. this era already won an owl.

>>150809285
yikes

>>150809283
>silver
It's obviously read you fucking moron

Raiders beat commanders and gnats beat chiefs next week fr fr

>another season ending injury for burrow
i pray he leaves that terrible organization soon and wins a ring with a respectable one in the nfc

If you were Ben Johnson and the Lions offered you the exact same amount of money to go back to Detroit midseason as OC would you quit the Bears? I think I might.

>>150809326
commercials act like every black person lives in the suburbs

>>150809142
Nah browns fans are raised in the darkness, molded by it

JJ looks horrific

>>150809326
I got to the point where I just won't spend any money on any company/product I see with commercials that have no white people.

Imagine drafting a QB in the first round still.
Just find somebody else's trash and turn them into treasure like Tom Brady and Baker Mayfield. Hell, the Vikings literally did that last year and they could have just done it again with Daniel Jones this year.

I remember the media all of last week
>WE SAW JJ MCCARTHY GROW UP OVER THE COURSE OF A SINGLE GAME! DA VIKUCKS GOT DEM A QB FOR THE NEXT DECADE!
PFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>her entire life revolves around some group of millionaires that plays recess on her TV
Yikes.

>>150809155
see you next week

>replace good QB with shitty injured QB
was this smart?

>>150809319
I heard that the Falcons are open to trading Kirko

the queenz deserve every bad thing that happens to them

>>150809369
He had 3 terrible quarters and one good quarter to score against THE Caleb Williams.

Hi, Kevin.

>>150809383
1st round pick btw

>>150809369
the NFL literally picked him as the player of the week

>>150809371
nah, Ive stated that if I was a colts fan, I wouldve stopped supporting them after the Luck fiasco. Now the same shit is happening to Burrow and people were already saying it was gonna happen because ownership refuses to properly fix the issue. It happened

bros... his name is Michael PENIS lol
PENIS

>>150808038
>>150808074
he simply does not have a strong enough arm for the NFL

My Vikings suck and I'm gay

I would neck myself if my QB looked as garbage as Mcsharty

>>150809369
My guy Football Analysis finna be sad

>>150809345
I wouldn't have went to the bears in the first place, I would've went to:
The Raiders (providing geno was there)
The Seahawks
The Bucs
or even the Texans

>>150809383
kangzfags crowned him the next brady for beating the burrs kek

>>150809410
go ahead any time fagtard

>garbage time padding
minnesota is a sad state

jj bros…

>>150809426
i made those love webms

Lmao viks look PATHETIC

McSharty is trash lel you mini soda losers can never (You) me again

>>150809431
Feel like crying again.

$55M/yr

Qweenz

If he does more yoga and other gay shit will he stop throwing picks?

This is the year. I can feel it

>>150809366
Ok zoomer

>>150809414
I have no fucking clue why he chose the Bears. There's no way he thought Gayleb was any good..right?

>>150809347
All the ones with money do

>>150809109
1.) Bengals (superbowl window officially closed as of today)
2.) Lolphins (gonna need a ground up rebuild)
3.) Cowboys (cause the shitting hasn't begun yet but will)
Honorable mention: Minnesota (gay cheerleaders + JJ just showed how much of a bust he is)

>>150809327
>but I don't expect them to win much
that's how I was early last season then after the bye they went on a tear
I choose to stay cautiously optimistic
there is no better time for them to win than now

That game sucked ass.

Vikes are shitters.

>>150809473
That's my quarterback.

>>150809447
we know. we also know you frequent /ptg/ and are a buncotranny. you can spam about mahomes playing the flu game all you want but it doesn’t change how good he is

I'm not even writing off McCarthy, he'll probably get up to speed at some point next season and be really good, but when you have a championship caliber roster, why would you dump the QB that won you 14 games and operated your offense at a high level? Especially since he only costed $100 Million which is chump change in 2025. Their window isn't going to last forever.

4th year QB, btw...

this is why god is punishing your gay team

>>150809479
Cowboys fans are doing fine, they're all casuals. I know they're all casuals because no one has tried to assassinate Jerry.

>>150809487
>this image was 13 years ago

Tell Kirk Cousins not to get on the flight back to Atlanta

JJ McSharty

Why does Burrow get injured every season?

>>150809493
>he'll probably get up to speed at some point next season and be really good

Guys I thought JJ was elite, what happened?

lynch Ryan Poles with an industrial chain

Feel like screaming and crying bros

>>150809492
>all three of these things are wrong
kek, why do the webms live so rent free in your head?

kek

Kangz deserved it desu
you faggots got way too obnoxious over beating the Burrs of all teams, especially that slop frog poster
learn some humility

>>150809514
Offense line is high school tier. He's been taking a beating every single play for the last 5 years.

Who wins the North, Packers or Lions?

>>150808118
Gayleb is the problem. They are fine on talent otherwise. Look how well he does on scripted drives to start the game, then he starts sucking ass. Ben Johnson may or may not be good, but he can’t win with that QB

>>150809320
Yep. My name is Micahel Referee and my grandpa was the first NFL ref and wrote all the rules. It was absolutely legit.

28. Titans
29. Chiefs
30. Panthers
31. Giants
32. Dolphins

>>150809498
then why are the iggles the best team in the league?

>No comment on the meme last play
>instead someone just keeps spamming webms of Jordan Love even though the Packers look like one of the best teams in the league
NFL threads fucking suck dude

so youre telling me the game manager college QB who coasted off his RB and defense isnt actually a pro nfl starter? who couldve predicted this...

i really fucking hate the float commercial

>>150809514
white

>>150809514
Didn't drink enough milk growing up

>>150809515
1993. Stick to what you know how to seethe about.

I WILL NOT RIDE THE FLOAT

>>150809510
just 5 more years and we'll have to make one for 2020

>>150809530
Depends who gets injured harder.

>>150809538
its just one guy. he does the same thing with patrick mahomes and the chiefs

i felt like he wasn't as good last year and then now I mean I think it's a legitimate question, is mahomes washed? Has he been figured out?

>>150809528
Just thought we were good enough. We improved in every position from last year. But now I want to punch a hole in the wall.

>>150809366
This is probably the way to go. A lot of these QBs are being played too early with no real development or support system in place. Quite a number of these QBs end up being serviceable on their second or third team. Most QBs probably need 3-5 years in the league before they start hitting their stride.

>>150809540
Why are my Raidies depicted as a white baby? I don't get it

Yep, Puckers are sweeping the North easily.

>>150809505
I live in Oklahoma.
In the 90s through to like 2010-2012 this was unquestionably Cowboys country. Everyone and their far boomer dads loved the cowboys.

Guess what?
They're ALL fucking gone. You dont see that ugly blue and silver anywhere.
They are all Chiefs fans now lmao

>sp-spam!!!!!
kwab, we'll I guess we know who the muttlover's NFC team is...not that it wasn't obvious. inb4 we get 6,000,000 side-by-side MUH STATS posts with manlover in them.

>>150809474
On a surface level it makes sense
>young squad with some (hypothetically) promising players
>get to have complete control over the rebuild
>already have experience in the division

I think he severely underestimated just how terrible the Bears are though, going from the Lions loaded offense to the shantytown that is the Bears must've been a shock.

Packers Super Bowl confirmed

JJ McFarty's ceiling is a 3rd string backup QB

>>150807824 (OP)
>penis Jr

This coon will never accomplish anything. The fates have written it.

McCarthy fucking sucks

>>150809563
>its just one guy
Sweetie...you really don't believe that, now do you?

>muffed punt to end the game
kek

Vikings should just let Josh Mccown play QB at this rate

Watched every game this week.
Didn't see even a single team my Bucsies wouldn't bootyblast.

>>150809479
Bengals are 2-0 and won today without Joe

>>150809580
correct

>week 2
>already kicked off the float

Who wins tomorrow?

>>150809514
It's evident at this point he's injury prone.

>Collinsworth trying to compare McCarthy to fucking Troy Aikman and John Elway

Jesus Christ

>>150809610
Rams will destroy your pathetic team…NFC belongs to them

vishit fans never learn do they?

>packtards think they are getting by my eagles any time soon
kek

>Refs are no longer propping up the Chiefs
It's over

>>150809623
Pirates sweep
Buccs
Raidies

How do you pronounce Penix???

Fuck this gay earth

>GayGay McSharty
https://youtu.be/IxOby9fQrpU?si=qdBPaTCdj625npqe

>>150809646
they tried today with that bs roughing the patrick call at the end.

>>150809613
Browning threw 3 picks and the defense sucks. They only won because Brian thomas didn't feel like catching the ball today. I can't see them making the playoffs out of the north as it stands

>>150809635
I simply shut off the game and lay in a dark room until I fall asleep 2 hours later.

>>150809649
raiders starting the season 2-0 and the chiefs 0-2 would be funni

>>150809655
Pen-icks

>>150809536
BBLs

>>150809635
Webm spammer is in the midst of a meltie KWAB

how did this vikings o-line got so bad

>vikings getting booty blasted
>Sudden uptick in anti-packers posting

I'm nooticing...

>>150809514
He drops back 40x a game with a horrible line

>>150809640
mcsharty

>>150809649
I'm ok with this

APOLOGIZE

I am ready to own the Vikings

>>150809670
Isn’t it Pee-Nix?

McCarthy has played 8 quarters and in 7 of them he looked like absolute dogshit. The other one was against the bears

>>150809661
They won because the refs helped them several times

how embarrassing

Justin Jefferson with his lip out like his momma told him he can't have ice cream cause he didn't clean his room

>>150809673
kill yourself

>>150809630
He's the ultimate glazer. Look I'm all for optimism and positivity but at least be truthful and honest. He hype's up every player as the next great HoFer, it's getting tiring.

>>150809677
Falcons improved their DLine significanty. They drafted Jalon Walker and James Pearce Jr. then signed that guy from the 49ers.

>>150809164
Thanks to his salary and sponsorships, he has dynastic wealth and is still young. He could hang it up any time, he doesn't have Tom's hunger, or even Gayron's.

>>150809581
They look really good right now but it's a long season. And Love gets at least partially injured every single year so keep that in mind.

Just remembered that milf on the Colts sideline

>draft a tight end #10 overall
>target him once
>he doesn't even catch it

what the FUCK were the bears thinking!

forgot to post this earlier, pic related is the real size of USA compared to Africa

>>150808891
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/riskrewardratio.asp

>>150809700
Yeah I saw that graphic too

>>150809630
They're both over rated too

>>150809571
It's a physical and mental game and it probably really fucks with your development immediately getting thrown to the wolves

>>150809713
Bbbbbinland:DDDDD

>>150809661
Whatever nigger. See you next week when we beat the Vikings

>>150808686
He spent too much time with Harbaugh

>>150809635
on a long enough timeline, kangz will actually be right and win an owl

What a great game to cap the night off. Always fun to laugh at the Vikings.

Bros…the weekend is really over…

>loser
erm, if you would consult the charts, Herbert has an excellent QBR and projects to be best in his class
>real ass /sp/ user
HURTS GOT DAT FUCKIN DAWG IN EM

glory to God

>>150809646
They tried not giving the eagles that tush push td but the eagles just got it the nextbplay anyways. It's not clear and obvious that the ball is past the line lol

that game was ASS. why did the vikings get the prime time slot?

>>150809721
What the fuck was that wobbly shit

Off he goes kek

>Stanford band nowhere in sight
>UH OH
>IT'S PICKED OFF
>OH NO
>UNBELIEVABLE
>CHANDLER JONES TAKES IT IN AND WINS THE GAME FOR THE RAIDERS
Still lives rent-free in my head

>>150809727
>>150809742
Stop posting it.

>>150809741
A Future HOFer-tier pass. Show some respect.

>>150809514
hm... idk. Maybe he gets lit up every game like Luck did because ownership doesnt care about offensive guards

At this rate, KOC is never winning a playoff game.

>>150809745
Jones sending Mac’s face through the earth’s crust on the run back was so fucking kino

>>150809742
>>150809727
Continue posting it.

>>150809727
How is this on the QB?

>>150809708
ryan poles is legitimately the worst GM in the league and they gave him an extension

>>150809742
why did th e purple guy throw it to the guy on the other team

>>150809732
>Back to my 6 day, 12 hour a day work week starting at 4am tomorrow
The overtime $ is great but I feel like I'm losing my soul...

>>150809689
no

Starting to melt down a little bit.

Bradyesque

Don't look up justin jefferson's playoff stats btw, that would be racist.

>>150809673
Imagine the cheesesteak braps.

>>150808461
This is why

MIAMI GONNA GET BOOTY BLASTED ON THURSDAY

>>150809774
>sacked 6 times
Damn, that OLine got worked

I'm never watching this shit again!

if Burrow goes to Minnesota, kangz will be a legit super bowl team

>>150809695
It was a PI and they missed an even more blatant one the drive before that. Boohoo

>>150809781
She knows ball

>>150809768
That’s rough bro. Hang in there and keep stacking those coins.

>>150809772
>coach getting lit up

>>150809784
is that supposed to be newsworthy

>>150809774
>barely 150 yards

This is an all-time fucking terrible performance.

>Almost every game was great except the primetime game

How does Goddell manage it?

>>150809109
Bears. They had their strongest “winning the offseason” after years of hearing the same thing. They’ve rapidly defended Fields, then Gayleb, and now they have to realize he’s shit

>>150809787
This was one of the plays of all time

>>150809738

NFL is really banking on JJ mcCarthy being the new boy next door hunk but in reality hes a bumbling goofball

>>150809781
>>150809794
She can know these balls

>>150809781
>this cunt just magically gets thrusted into a leadership role and she thinks she needs to be on the field
>scrambling her "notes"
>hyphenated name
she just wants to be seen doing something...

>>150809795
Yeah I'm only planning to do these 70 hour work weeks until the end of the year, only thing keeping me going is the knowledge it isn't permanent.

This year has been a ton of lopsided blowouts so far

The nfl needs to do something about the perennially shit teams

>Vikings
UH OHHHHH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>150809570
improved in every position except for QB, apparently

>>150809745
UH OH
UH OH
OH NO
OH WOW

Eh, it's only his second game. We'll go 16-1.

>>150809800
and 50 yards was wide open Justin Jefferson at the end of the 1st half

>viqueens
UH OH STINKY

>>150808461
For the past few years the Colts have had a mostly solid roster but consistently mid to shit QB play
They now have a young QB with physical tools who knows what the fuck he's doing, of course they're dangerous

>>150809793
It was not PI and Devin Lloyd wasn't down.

>>150809818
>yeah, but
kwapacktard

I know that game was ugly, and some of you will get mad at this, but that game didn’t count. We’re still winning the division

>>150809781
>/nfl/ made fun of her
APOLOGIZE

>>150809817
He's had one good quarter in two games.

My Rammies :P

>>150809812
There needs to be like a league slush fund of $50 billion or so where if a team is bad enough for long enough the league can offer to buy the team from them and then sell it to a better owner.

You'll notice the Commies only started to improve once Snyder's terrible ass was gone. And we all know the ultimate problem with the Cowboys is Jerry. The root of every bad team is a bad owner.

>>150809825
you are definitely getting murdered by the packers and probably the lions as well

>>150809774
All these new QBs have a hard time breaking 200 yards

don't let the vikings being bad distract you from the fact that the choofs are 0-2

>>150809831
How many have (You) had?

>>150808585
>QB graveyard

I guess the real question now is who trades for Anthony Richardson? This is clearly Daniel Jones team. If I were a betting man I'd say the Raiders.

>>150809825
Yeah, let's just pretend that one didn't happen. SKOL

My team is 1-1

>webm spammer having a meltdown after the Viqueens embarrass themselves
luv to see it

>>150809781
She looks like does anal for coke and kinda like that girl from Goodfellas...Henry's wife

>>150809830
I think she legitimately wants to have a great season in honor of her dad.

>>150809826
New

>>150809838
lol no. It’s funny: We lost and you’re the one that’s seething lol

>>150809838
>you
I don't play football, neither do (You) for that matter, so, no, I won't be.

>>150809823
Wash your hair and go to bed, Trevor

>>150809234
Yeah I never got why it’s called turf toe when “broken toe” is generally accurate and sounds more painful

>>150809859
I said to stop posting it.

>>150809798
It’s a public service announcement

>>150809846
Tom Brady isn’t gonna let them make anymore stupid decisions

>>150809808
What’s wrong with hyphenated names?

>>150809781
>nepobaby girlboss
fuck off, bitch.

everybody is Jalen Hurts until it's time to do Jalen Hurts shit

>>150809824
he also had like 35 yards vs prevent defense with less than 2 mins left and the game out of reach. Half his yards were the 5 plays the Falcons didn't even play defense at all

This has been a devastating turn of affairs for the "Dan Campbell is a coordinatorbabby" crowd.

>>150809792
Burrow comes off as someone that'll retire (or get retired) as a Bungle to me, not sure why

>service industry GOD
>work the busy fri-sunday shifts
>thus my weekend actually starts now
sucks to suck 9-5 normies

>>150809846
Richardson's done in this league. He hasn't even shown he'd be a reliable backup. He's inaccurate, makes bad decisions and constantly gets hurt

>>150809887
>Jared Goff can't play quarterback without McVay or Ben Johnson
or maybe he's just actually good

>>150809826
Neww
>>150809826

>>150809781
I would plow that no questions asked

>Tua lost to Maye
>Williams lost to Goff
>Ward lost to Stafford
>Fields lost to Allen
>Rattler lost to Jones
>Lamar beat Flacco
>Penix beat McCarthy
Much more even this week. I wonder how the ratio shakes out by the the of the season. Honestly it's probably random since wins aren't a QB stat.

>>150809774
ohhhhh stinkkkkiiieeessss: >>150809789

>>150809613
Anon not every team is the Browns or the Jags

>>150809673
That’s just fat and shapewear

>>150809823
Wild how people will just staunchly believe shit like this when all it takes is a 30 second search on the internet to see it isn't true

>>150809523
What goes in the case this year?
Maybe a little budha figurine? Some incense?