Thread 150878569

Week 3 injury report: Jayden Daniels out

Why 0-3 Dolphins might already be eliminated

Clowney arrested days before signing with Cowboys
Steven Taranto
Myles Garrett explains why Parsons trade surprised him

Darren Waller expected to make Dolphins debut Week 4

Falcons release longtime kicker Younghoe Koo

Chiefies

The Washington Redskins

>>150878636
Are still winless

>his team averages less than 40 points per game this season

Care to explain yourselves?

kiwi is a bitch

Chiefs will win the AFC yet again, much to the chagrin of every other fanbase

>>150878655
Asterisk games

>>150878670
not when they miss the ploffs

>>150878663
>40 points
Needed 41, sorry

>>150878548
if he doesn't then it's time to hit the panic button for the OC
3 weeks is a long enough grace period for a new OC to adjust
I want to say the offense is reverting to 2023 but even then despite how abysmally uncreative and predictable it was Jalen was still able to sling the rock

ya seethe?

I'm honestly not even gonna bother with college football tomorrow, unironically I might just read

>>150878670
They're already 2.5 games behind the Bills

>>150878676
>Reffies have abandoned us*

>>150878663
>his

I can't stand this country rap metal shit

Which early afternoon game should I watch?

>>150878714
Numetal peaked in the early 2000s

>>150878706
Abandon this!
*punches you in the nuts*

>>150878728
Zoomers will never understand the magic of Coal Chamber

>>150878696
>Choked again

>>150878569 (OP)
>abominations
stfu zoomer faggot the bills reds were goated

>>150878744
yeah....ya seethe.

>>150878750
Not him but no, they’re much worse

>>150878751
get off your vpn

>>150878730
Personal foul on the defense, #150878730, penalty is declined, Chiefs remain 0-2

>>150878676
if (you)r team hasn't had their starting recievers for over an entire season's worth of games then it is time to accelt that that is just how (you)r team is now

>>150878815
>random youtube video
yeah....ya seethe.

if the souper bowl was eagles vs bills, and it was strictly based on food (cheesesteak vs buffalo wings) and it had nothing to do with the cities, the football teams, or the fanbases, who ya got?

Coworker is a commanders fan on Jadens dick, anyone have any good memes making fun of them? I keep telling him the sophomore slump has started

>>150878818
If that turns out to be true we would make a splashy trade for a real receiver anyway. This isn’t the team they intend to field all season

>>150878849
>the same thing again
i don't even need to say it at this point

>>150878822
Cheeseteak> buffalo wings, but I think the bills would win right now with the eagles offensive coordination a mess

>>150878859
That cheesesteak looks amazing, can I have some?

OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTS
pre-TNF

1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles
2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills
3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens
4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers
5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers
6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams
8. (6.875) Detroit Lions
9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts
10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs
11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers
12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks
13. (5.625) Washington Commanders
14. (5.375) Denver Broncos
15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals
16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers
17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys
18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons
19. (4.625) Houston Texans
20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals
21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings
22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders
23. (3.594) New England Patriots
24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars
25. (2.839) New York Giants
26. (2.344) New York Jets
27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns
28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints
29. (2.094) Chicago Bears
30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans
31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers
32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins

>>150878859
this is a proper chopper

>good seed bun
>filled with steak and cheese
>no unnecessary condiments
>large serving for one

>opposing team starts with the ball
>failed drive
>punts to eagles
>eagles start at their own 30
>OL folds instantly
>checkdown x3
>4th & 1
>tush push to their 40
>OL still folds
>3-pointer from their 40
>scores, like usual
>opposing team gets the ball
>LB's paycheck came in
>DL mauls the offense
>1 sack, 1 forced checkdown to no one, 1 strip-sack
>eagles possess the ball at the 20
>more checkdowns
>saquon runs the ball to the 1
>tush push for the touchdown
>"YAY IGGLES! E-A-G-L-E-S IGGLES!"
>"SAQUON, HAVE MY BABIES!"
>"J-HURTS DA BES!"
>repeat
I love this team, but I swear we're just a defensive line with a logo now.

Which 2-0 team is most likely to lose on Sunday?

>>150878892
bucs, their OL is decimated

>>150878875
i like onions on my sandwich. and sometimes wacky toppings like peppers and mushrooms too. how about THAT?

>>150878892
Definitely the Rams

>>150878907
take your business elsewhere heathen

>>150878846
as far as you know

>>150878636
>>150878670
Kill Chiefs posters. Behead Chiefs posters. Roundhouse kick a Chiefs poster into the concrete. Slam dunk a Chiefs poster into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Chiefs posters. Defecate in a Chiefs poster's food. Launch Chiefs posters into the sun. Stir fry Chiefs posters in a wok. Toss Chiefs posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Chiefs poster's gas tank. Judo throw Chiefs posters into a wood chipper. Twist Chiefs posters' heads off. Report Chiefs posters to the IRS. Karate chop Chiefs posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant Chiefs posters. Trap Chiefs posters in quicksand. Crush Chiefs posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy Chiefs posters in a vat of acid. Eat Chiefs posters. Dissect Chiefs posters. Exterminate Chiefs posters in the gas chamber. Stomp Chiefs posters' skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate Chiefs posters in the oven. Lobotomize Chiefs posters. Mandatory abortions for Chiefs posters. Grind Chiefs posters in the garbage disposal. Drown Chiefs posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chiefs posters with a ray gun. Kick old Chiefs posters down the stairs. Feed Chiefs posters to alligators. Slice Chiefs posters with a katana.

>>150878871
Is this the result of those polls?

Many great players have been accused of being the beneficiaries of refball
In almost all cases the arguments are circumstantial at best
In the case of Mahomes it was such a glaring problem that half of the audience was threatening to turn the NFL off

We may never see Mahomes have another winning season now that he's lost his greatest allies

>>150878871
can we do a poll for penis length

>>150878822
buffalo chicken cheesesteak

>>150878907
I got one with long hots recently

Official power rankings:
1. dem boyz
2. Doesn't matter
3.
5. stoolers I guess
6.
29.
7365299. queefs

>>150878922
That is extremely rude and not at all neighborly. Apologize.

>>150878871
do your rankings change after the bills win again and the dolphins played relatively tough?

>>150878928
yeah, I closed it midday before TNF so that it didn't end up skewing the results. I'll be doing it again each tuesday

>>150878938
Based

>>150878938
hmmm…a daring synthesis!

>>150878716
rams at eagles ofc

>>150878951
Cool. Would be nice to include +/- change from the previous week

>>150878871
These are not bad

>>150878938
4/10
Zero balance and overpowering

>>150878907
peppers are amazing

>>150878970
You’re only saying that because the retard put the Chiefs behind the Colts

>>150878940
My stoolers made the cut somehow :)

Why are we only nice to eachother when talking about food or porn?

>>150878967
yeah that was already planned, that's why I got such precise numbers so we can see EXACTLY how much each game mattered. it also tells us which team the game said more about (like if the winning team gains 0.5 points but the loser lost 1.2 points). I just don't have that this week cause I didn't run it last week.

>>150878859
>American """cuisine"""

The Italian beef is the GOAT sandwich
This fuckers from Chicago got one thing right

>>150878945
No.

>>150878990
Why do you rate the Lions after they got their doors blown off by the only good team they’ve played?

>>150878994
balding faggot

>>150879000
Packers are super elite
#1 defense and top 10 offense

>>150878892
probably the bengals. that game is gonna memetastic

>>150878994
Neck yourself, hobbit

>>150878994
What is the favored meat focused sammy of new Zealand?

>>150879000
>>150878982
not my rankings dude, this was voted on by 32 people who filled out the poll when I was posting it in these threads earlier this week.

>>150878994
>#3 geno

>>150879032
Gotcha, so it was a certain VPN putting in work

>>150878994
KYS kiwi tranny you dont know good food or ball

>>150878334
>and are going to have to hold those Ls for awhile
We already booty blast them in 2022 and made them hold the L for 2 long years. All they did was get revenge on us and make it 1-1. We're not holding anything.

It's like me walking up to you and slapping you. Then a few years later you man up and slap me back. Now we're even.

>>150879054
doubt it but it would be funny considering that there was someone trying to sandbag for da burrs

>>150879067
I wouldn’t even say we’re even, we’re a dynasty on our third ring of the current run, and they get one ring against us with a super team when we shouldn’t have made the super bowl. It’s fun for Philly fans to get that W but they’re not shit compared to the Chiefs still. I gave them a golf clap and forgot about it the same day.

>>150879054
notice the subtle effort to put the niners above the middle of the pack to evade suspicion

>>150879071
lying tranny

>>150878985
Yeah I forgot about the wams, they're above the stoolers sorry

Post more. I’m bored.

>>150879071
It was a fun idea, thanks for doing it. Are you doing it weekly?

>>150879115
POV: you are tua in northern florida

>>150879081
>I gave them a golf clap and forgot about it the same day.
Same. They're trying to force a rivalry with us but we have no equals. They don't realize the pain Chiefs fans felt in the owl is due to us not getting a 3peat, we hold no animosity towards Eagles team. It's the Chiefs vs the field in this era.

mad at the tush push?

>>150879081
>>150879115
Do you agree that the Chiefs lost this Tyreek trade? McDuffie and Rashee are good, but they don't have the same impact on the game as Tyreek.

>>150879206
I would say no just because the immediate result was two rings, which McDuffie and Rashee played a big part in, but I’m not going to lie that I would rather have Tyreek right now and that Veach probably should have worked a way to keep him AND continue to draft well. But he’s not a very good GM so he shipped our best receiver and our offense has been fucked ever since

>>150878859
>>150878994
That looks phenomenal and I normally call everything people post here slop

>https://x.com/LowBudget_News/status/1968976764069151084
Can someone explain why the the league talked about his domestic assault case live during the game. What do they benifit from doing that? The case hasn't even been settled yet, so they're running a star player's reputation through the mud for nothing.

>>150878822
>>150878859
>>150878939
>>150878938
>>150878994
My Bengals and the Midwest in general mogs Philadelphia and Upstate New York

just saw the back-to-back return dragons in the pats fins game last week
hot damn

>>150879122
yeah that's the plan. only til the end of the regular season, though. I got lower turnout than I wanted this time but that makes sense since it was the first one I tried doing in years. once it becomes a regular thing, I might do other types of polls (offense, defense, QBs, HCs etc) if people want, but that'd also depend on how many people are voting on the main poll since it's definitely gonna be less for the other ones.

>>150879175
>mad at the tush push?
After Brady pointed out that the Eagles are lining up improperly during the tush push fans have pointed out how many times they got away with cheating. I'm glad the league sent out a memo to refs to look out for it. Brady killed the tushpush.

>>150879231
>I would say no just because the immediate result was two rings
I think they win those rings if they kept Tyreek, except they would have looked more exciting doing it. Chiefs went decades without an elite WR then finally get one in Tyreek and Veach trades him away.

Burrow will have Chase for his entire career but Mahomes only had Tyreek for 3 seasons, it's fucked up. Kelce is better than Tyreek but the age difference made Tyreek more valuable. Veach fucked up.

>>150879297
>Chiefs went decades without *home grown* elite WR

haven’t heard from nanners fans in awhile. Hope they’re doing ok

>>150879336
yeah we're fine just need purdy to come back cause mac is significantly worse

FILTHadelphia.

>>150879247
Maybe he'd be given the benefit of the doubt if this wasn't like the 50th fucking time he's gotten himself in legal trouble

>>150879297
Yeah you’re probably right. And people are hoping we bring him back but I have a suspicion that ego played a part in him letting Tyreek go to begin with and it’s the same reason he won’t try to bring him back. The core trio that drove the dynasty of Mahomes, Tyreek and Kelce were all Dorsey picks, I think part of Veach shipping Tyreek was he wanted to start putting his own signature on the team. He just isn’t capable of doing that and has done nothing but draft depth-tier pieces rather than starts, and overpay players like Jawaan Taylor.

I wish there was football today

>>150879369
*rather than stars

Patty Cuckitini

>>150879360
I'm not saying he's a good person but the league gains nothing from shitting on one of their employees. Did they do it as a virtue signal to their female fans or some bullshit. Those women don't give a fuck about that and neither do the males.

I could understand them talking about the Deshaun Watson situation since that was a national scandal.

Reminder naming the Eagles' QB sneak "tush push" is part of the psyop to get it banned.

Guys CFB is on

>>150879416
it is now known as the ass blast

>>150879416
Or maybe it's because half of the team is shoving their fingers up Hurts' butt.

>>150879437
Who playn

>>150879469
Yeah but that happens in the locker room so who cares? Nothing stopping your qb from getting a prostate massage at half time

cfb on a friday night is distasteful and disrespectful to high school ball. disgusting!

>>150879469
the meme pushers are irrelevant

>QB Leaders by Passer Rating (2025)

1. Trevor Lawrence, when targeting anyone but BTJ and Travis Hunter (140.3)
2. Lamar Jackson (136.6)
3. Justin Herbert (127.8)
...
40. Geno Smith (66.0)
41. Guy throwing the ball into the dirt every play (39.6)
42. Trevor Lawrence, when targeting BTJ and Travis Hunter (14.5)

>>150879483
Westlake Community College and Three Rivers Aeronautical University for the Blind

>>150879374
college football on

im not gay, because im not a chiffs fan

>>150878994
>>150676498

>>150879369
>Veach drafted Mecole Hardman instead of DK Metcalf.
>Veach gave Jawaan Taylor 80M (60M was guaranteed so they couldn't cut him after he led the league in game losing penalties).
>Veach had to trade away Sneed since he got fleeced by Jawaan's agent.
>They won a Superbowl with Orlando Brown Jr but refused to pay him and ended up paying Donovan Smith more than what OBJ was asking for.
>Veach traded away Tyreek and attempted to draft a bunch of speedy manlets to emulate Tyreek's speed but they only had track speed that didn't translate to the game.
Having Reid, Spags, Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, and Butker fixes a lot of problems. Chiefs core players were there before Veach became the GM. He's a fraud.

>>150879521
Kek based Niney

>>150879577
This is a logical fallacy. The fact that all Chiefs fans are gay does not mean all gay people are Chiefs fans.

the 49ers are actually the biggest jobbers in the nfl for 20 years

lions window still open if their new coordinators turn out to be good?

>>150879624
Anon the Lions window is never open

>>150879609
If you are gay, you should be a queefs fan. They even have a female pop 'singer' a part of the team so you'll feel right at home.

>>150879624
when will you learn. it wasn't the coordinators that made the lions good

>>150879609
damn. ive been exposed

>>150879599
Meanwhile the Patriots lost to Eli Manning (twice) and Nick Foles :)
At least it takes a super team to beat us

>>150879635
jared goff?

>>150878716
What is the target audience for this photo?

>>150879631
Why do gay men like female popstars? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to obsess of male musicians?

>>150879635
Haha yeah

>>150879655
MCDC.

>>150879369
>>150879598
Brett Veach's failure to sign OBJ as their franchise LT resulted in them playing musical chairs at the LT position which is arguably the 2nd most important position in football since they protect the QB's blindside.

Them drafting (and starting) Kingsley Suamataia cost them the 3peat. If they went with Donovan Smith (or kept OBJ) then Thuney wouldn't have had to play LT in the Super Bowl. Moving Thuney killed their run game which made them 1-dimensional.

>>150879675
My bf watches male vtubers and hes straight

>>150879661
im minding wonder who this hotel v’s audience is with their marketing featuring this pornstar who has done real nasty stuff

>>150878934
Many people are saying this!

>>150879690
Trip on temujin

>>150879675
I don't know since I'm not gay. The only males I know who like female pop garbage are gay. Even as a teenager, the ones who liked emo and bands like My Chemical Romance were as straight as a plank of wood.

Easily the best stat-bit of this year, and I will remind them again.

If the Giants beat the Chiefs I'm gonna do something

>>150879635
I hope you continue believe that as they're getting assraped by the Ravens, then again that was going to happen regardless of who the coordinators are

If the Kangz go undefeated with Carson Wentz I'm gonna do something.

>>150879725
>the ones who liked emo and bands like My Chemical Romance were as straight as a plank of wood.
That's because 2000's alt girls were super easy. I feel bad for the zoomers who missed out on the trend.

>>150879745
Like reach out to Chiefs frens and comfort us in our time of despair?

For me, it's Buffalo's throwback/retro whites

>>150879747
and when the lions win?

>>150879723
Who

>>150879745
>If the Giants beat the Chiefs I'm gonna do something like have anonymous gay buttsex
Why are Bills fans like this?

>>150879655
Nailed it

>>150879775
I don't know any Chiefs fans IRL
>>150879784
I'm not a Bills fan

>>150879779
You turn off Madden and go to bed.

>>150879796
I look forward to your tuesday apology

What does he know?

>>150879771
I wish they saved pussy for the rest of us.

>>150879698
There is no way anyone gets off on a bald skinny black "woman".

>>150879796
lol

What are some of the most iconic calls?
https://youtu.be/ylhscU-zB3Q?si=m54YwAZ3zwqooYNt

>Insane: Colts star QB Anthony Richardson went under anesthesia for a crazy full-back body tattoo that is themed around his love for God, Money, and Gambling.
>It includes an Angel, a Roulette Wheel, a Spartan, Dice, and a Lion.
>Once Richardson gets his opportunity, watch out

rate richardson's tattoo

>>150878907
Onions yes. Peppers, no. That’s not a cheesesteak. Provolone, nope. It doesn’t need to be cheese whiz because that’s a meme but some (white) American based sauce. If there is a condiment station with banana peppers, those are for snacking on the side.

>>150879854
>college football
hey buddy I think you got the wrong general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GPrtWh4oIw

>>150879868
who is that supposed to be? tannehill?

>another weekend going by even faster
>another year of bills blowing another season and not getting superbowl
>another year of slowly losing hair

NFL might as well be college ball to me at this juncture. Dead in the water.

>>150878994
Your nation and people are a joke lol

>>150879884
Absolutely heretical/10

>>150879884
>God
>Money and gambling
He is going straight to hell

watch out, HE'S GOING TO GET YA

better with sound

>>>/wsg/5976569

>>150879966
>Stuffed at the line
>Now 2nd and 10

>>150879955
No wonder he can't read a defense, bro can't even read a Bible.

>>150879884
Disgusting

>>150879955
No, he's not. I made an exception for him.

>>150879986
show where in the bible that gambling is a sin

>>150879986
show where in the bible that bussy is a sin

>>150879762
mccarthy sucks so they'll probably improve

>>150880003
You didn't earn the money by just guessing and chance. And it takes your money that you did earn easily. How is that in any way acceptable?

>>150879814
he knows you're a plonked faggot

will mac steal purdy's job?

>>150880003
>his love of money
1 Timothy 6:10
>For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

>>150880042
Why would a worse player steal Purdy's job?

>>150880042
brock goaty will never get benched

>>150880068
hes on the bench right now

>>150880064
It happened to Bledsoe.

>>150880061
doesn't say shit about gambling

>>150878696
He makes me seethe but I'm a Ravens fan
When are we going to trade this fucking loser and get a real QB

who needs a kicker?

>>150880084
It doesn't need to. Gambling is instinctually repulsive to everyone. No one is ever going to justify it.

>>150880094
haha
Young hoe

>i dont like it therefore no one should
biblefags will get nowhere thinking this way

How bad's it gonna be this week?

>>150880091
terrible bait but here's a (You)

>>150879966
I was trying to figure out why he sucks and finally realized it's because he almost seems to look for tacklers. It's like night and day how he hits the hole or turns the corner vs somebody like Hunt, who sucks now because he has no explosiveness at all anymore. It's like he's looking for somebody to run into

>>150880101
Lmao

>>150880132
They gave 20M to Jaylon Moore then didn't even start him. Their OL is shitty as well. The GM is a fraud.

>>150880125
Two hundred and sixty million in lost salary cap for Lamar. I'd take Joe Flacco back at this point, I don't care if he's forty. At least he can make it through the post-season without shitting the bed

>>150880152
Yeah that was a weird move
They paid him all that money just to sit him on the bench

(You)

>>150880204
thanks

>>150880142
Mr Taylor Swift is cooked
He should call it a career and hope he doesn't go CTE on Taylor

>>150880217
It's too late. He will beat her to death 9 months into the marriage.

Mina confirmed for knowing ball

really makes you think

>>150880230
No, she's just edgy and try hard. She also lurks 4chan and wants to look cool knowing that we'll see her edgy/try hard countering prediction.

>>150880132
Um queefsisters...

>>150880230
based
those overrated fags finally play a real team and it's not in the gay ass snow this time

>>150880259
Better with sound

>>150880230
She unironically does, but don’t talk about it here, it makes the flag-hopping incel kiwi seethe out of his mind

>>150880225
There's an alternative universe where the Chiefs didn't give into woke pressure and kept Kareem Hunt and Mahomes won 6 straight Superbowls with the best RB, TE, and WR.

And because he won 6 straight it also meant Brady only won 5.

I wouldn't have to put up with the webm spammer and kiwi's meltdowns shitting up /nfl/.

Your team would own no championships and you would be happy.

>>150879642
the Chiefs absolutely positively not survive Eli's locked in autism and the Blue Eyes White Dragon Eagles especially
they were a team of destiny

Corey dillion is the best rb in patriots history. Agree or am I forgetting someone?

>>150879966
Maybe if he actually put some force perpendicular to the ground instead of just stomping it he would actually be worth a fuck.

>>150880295
uh anon, they played the Rams on the Rams's own turf last year during the regular season

>>150878994
>>American
are you sick of all the foreigners flooding the NZ message boards? no? weird

>>150880132
it’s not won in the trenches? every coach since pop warner fucking lied to me

>>150880363
Is it not kevin faulk

>Chiefs fans are now crying that Mahomes couldn't play with a top of the line coach RB TE WR LT G RT Kicker Punter DE DC OC
KEK

>>150880393
he just needs more help

>>150880393
when we all know they can't play without the refs

>>150879014
>probably the bengals. that game is gonna memetastic
Bungles fan here...i agree. Wish McCarthy was starting, feel like a better chance w/ him than vs Wentz. We run the shitty 'bend don't break' defense, and without getting any bonehead interceptions, we're done for

>>150880229
Why anyone would date an NFL player is beyond me
You know he's gonna have mental problems
Even the god damn kickers have them

>>150880393
>>150880400
A team can't have the best OL, DL, RB, and a top 3 WR? Cool, why don't you tell that to the Eagles GM.

>>150880412
I don’t know why nfl players would date an actress. You know she’s a whore from the start.

>>150880373
the rams got better, healthier and the eagles got worse

>>150880426
They probably have an "arrangement" and just want to boost each other's profiles

>>150880353
>4,9 YPC
>best running back
statmutt begone

new elton john song: kermit and the chiefs

>>150880142
what more funny, is that he cant even chase down anything anymore.
can only do 1 quick turn every play.
sees himself lose the ball.
unable to attempt to get it back.
completely washed.
KWAB!

>>150880412
infinite money, shorter lifespan, can travel the country for free

>>150880426
that’s why you pull a jimmy g to get that all out of your system then find a nice girl

Anon's Wk 3 predictions:
Bengals 23 @ Vikings 20
Texans 24 @ Jaguars 17
Colts 30 @ Titans 13
Raiders 17 @ Commanders 27
Rams 22 @ Eagles 28
Falcons 24 @ Panthers 10
Steelers 23 @ Patriots 26
Packers 40 @ Browns 16
Jets 20 @ Bucs 27
Broncos 25 @ Chargers 31
Saints 19 @ Seahawks 21
Cowboys 17 @ Bears 20
Cardinals 23 @ 49ers 24
Chiefs 20 @ Giants 22 (Upset of the week)
Lions 33 @ Ravens 36 (OT)

Bears :(

>>150880474
Giants beating the chiefs will make up for my kangz losing

>>150880474
Kangz'll win.

>>150880259
Which one of them has 3 Super Bowl rings again?

>>150880259
kek

>>150879661
Me

>>150879684
>Start a rookie LT during a 3peat
When did this 3peat happen? I must have missed it

>>150880654
You’re so fucking stupid

i wonder how panthers fans are doing. is there something positive happening there

>>150880696
erm.... special teams o algo.....

>>150880456
>infinite money
Most players play 3-4 years

>>150880696
Doesn't feel too good bro.

>>150880696
I've had to bring back 0-17 posting

>>150878922
who raped you?

>>150880654
Chiefs won a Superbowl with Donovan Smith as their LT in 2023 and he was begging to return in 2024, yet the moronic GM thought it would be a brilliant ideal to draft (and start) Kingsley Suamataia who was so shitty he ended up getting benched in 2 weeks. That decision cost them the 3peat. I doubt Mahomes is running around like a headless chicken if he had a veteran LT so Rashee Rice doesn't get injured.

And now in 2025 there's talks of benching Kingsley again.
https://kckingdom.com/chiefs-6-4-million-lg-benched-another-dud-week-3-01k599j6fsp0

There's no reason for the Browns, Faguars, and Panthers to be shit for this long. The NFL needs to step in.

>>150880780
Browns made moronic mistakes and don't deserve help
Jags have been a lot worse than they are now
The Panthers, though... God just hates the Panthers

>>150880780
This but with 10 other teams added to that list.

is this the year our team finally gets over the hump?

>>150880802
Yes if you're a Bills, Ravens, or Chargers fan. Thi isn't the year for my Chiefs.

MANTI TE'O'S GIRLFRIEND DID NOT EXIST

As a great Steelers WR once said: The Browns IZ the Browns.

>>150880780
Tepper ruined the Panthers. They used to make the NFCCG at least every few years.

>>150880552
Taylor Swift only has one Super Bowl ring tho?

>>150878934
The fact that the NFL shut it down for the super bowl should terrify all Cheifsfags because if the league wasn't willing to shill them to a threepeat with all the hype that accompanied it and Taylor Swift in attendance then it's fucking over. That was as useful as the Cheifs will ever be from a marketing / engagement standpoint and the league said, "eh, we've milked this cow enough, if they die they die" and let Philly rawdog them with impunity.

That game last week was in Arrowhead, the Chiefs desperately needed it and the refs didn't really do shit to help them. They're just another team now. And we've seen what happens when they have to play by the same rules as everyone else.

Travis Kelce is a cuck

>get to watch Wolverino kino tomorrow
>get to comfy Wions post during Redzone on Sunday
Feeling pretty good rn

>>150880828
Not really. They only did that twice before 2015.

>>150880840
Wherever you go, that place is made many times worse. Just so you know.
Those rare few hours when you don’t happen to be here are always paradise compared to when you come back and start ventillating your VPN like a Nascar driver as you air your mindbroken grievances and spam your small collection of webms and samefag and desperately try to fling shit with Chiefs fans. You are a retarded subhuman monkey whose unwashed stink ruins every place you go. The general goes from bantz and everyone talking about their team in proportion, to one unemployed loser trying to make every thread Da Flu and shoehorning the Chiefs into everything and instigating real animus. And the fact that this is your entire life speaks to how worthless and repulsive you are irl. You are a termite and a parasite, who makes the lives of everyone who encounters you worse, for as long as they have to endure you being around. There’s a reason you have to evade a permaban just to post.

Corey Clement is looking like an absolute UNIT these days

>>150880856
*Window slams shut so hard the glass breaks*

They should make the teams with 0 Super Bowls be banished from the 'FL into the UFL until they win the championship there

>>150880841
And I am the bull.

nice blogpost, not reading it though, sorry

>>150880780
Include the Dolphins/Raiders/Jest

>>150880873
Jalen...

>>150880882
Zero self awareness

>>150880856
shut up. we get to sleep until 7 pm then get to watch our spartans v usc kick off at 11pm. fuck the big ten

>>150880931
we don't sign our posts here

>>150880870
Nah. The Kangz deserve to win for the last 8 years at least.

>>150878934
>>150880840
The league has broke up with the Chiefs and are now pushing the Bills. The refball I saw in the Jets and Dolphins game was disturbing.

statmutt

>>150880863
Got dam this nigga spittin

>>150880967
They haven't completely moved on, the Chiefs were still getting refball against Philly

Might watch cardinals and $(ers after my shitty panthers host the falcons on Sunday and then I’m gonna root for the New York football giants to booty blast the chiefs

And of course on Saturday my mediocre North Carolina Tar Heels are playing UCF so I’ll be watching that

>>150880828
Tepper applied the same logic most retards on this board would and fell for the tanking meme. He had Christian McCaffrey, Baker Mayfield and D.J. Moore. If they'd just prioritized o-line and defense from that point forward that's a pretty good team right now.

But instead he gutted the team AND traded up because muh #1 overall pick will save us and instead he got a worse qb than the guy he let go. High draft picks are nice but they won't bail out an inept franchise that can't even properly evaluate what they already have. I keep saying it but you get good by getting good, not losing on purpose. The NBA is a fake sport, emulating their methodology is insane

>>150881030
This poster is addicted to ball.

>>150881008
No they weren’t at all retard. You’re talking about a game where the Eagles kept false starting on tush pushes and weren’t called. Literally the worst example to try this cope.
It’s funny watching you in the game threads, every time a flag is thrown you’re immediately OH THERE IT IS OF COURSE, KANSAS CITY REFFIES NOT SO FAST EAGLES and it’s on the Chiefs and you just quietly wait until the next flag is thrown.

Mahomes is a cuck

Reminder that 9 am yuro games start next weekend

Behind the scenes Taylor Swift told the league she would only attend games with Rashee Rice but they ignored her and suspended him anyway.

Now the league is mad she's not attending the games so they've given up supporting the Chiefs. The Bills are the new babyface of the league.

They turned the Eagles into the heel by admitting they cheat on tushpush. The (babyface) Bills will beat the Eagle (heel) in the Superbowl.

The Packers however will break kayfab and upset the Eagles in the NFCCG. The league will do a Montreal Screwjob by suspending MIca Parson for steroids which will make the Bills win the Superbowl.

>>150881065
fact check: true

>>150881077
Are there any jobbers or marks in this situation?

Packers already peaked. Only thing Manlove is elite at is game-ending interceptions.

Bills beat the Dolphins on TNF
Everyone else: *talking about the game*
This retard:

>>I used to think the Cheifs could never go 0-17 but honestly, I think we're in the middle of one of the most significant mass psychic events in recent memory. The collective consciousness of all football fans reached critical mass at some point during that blatantly rigged AFCCG and 100 million people thought, in unison, "FUCK this team."
>{reddit space}
>And since then they have, in fact, been fucked. Hilarious, utterly humiliating super bowl loss. Rice suspended. Worthy injured by Kelce. Heemed by the fucking Chorgers week 1. Done dirty at home by the same team that blew them out in the super bowl as Kelce turned a touchdown pass into an interception. Taylor Swift hiding behind screens so no one could see her alcoholic rage face. It's all fallen apart so quickly. This is not luck. It's karmic justice. They deserve an infinite amount of humiliation. 0-17 is still too good for them

>>150881045
I’m more addicted to drinking beer and watching college football

>>150881065
We know

>>150881051
Lmao they got away with that one fluke ass false start that looked like a guy trying to catch defensive encroachment but then the ball snapped. Other than the at the refs sucked off the Chiefs the whole game like always. I watched that game and I don’t like the eagles or the chiefs but the chiefs get blatant ref help constantly whereas the eagles just keep gaming the system at worst

>>150881103
The Chargers, Broncos, Vikings, and Lions will job in the playoffs.

>>150881071
>vikings steelers
shant be waking up early for that slop

first team all-time name? Gotta be moh bility

>>150881114
you seem buttblasted
it's always hilarious when 2 schizo autists get into a months long cat fight in the same general

Yeah I’m not reading all that shit

>>150881118
Shut up retard

>>150881130
You will watch the Kangz destroy the Stoolers live.

>>150881141
No u

>>150881079
I’m pretty sure that tattoo means that mahomes bangs other girls and she is learning to live with it

>>150880780
The browns deserve it for treating baker like that and getting black sex pest Watson. I used to pity cheer for them but never again

>>150881168
They wuz desperate. Watson looked good and Wakey Bakey was looking like a bust.

>>150881114
Chiefs could win 7 straight superbowls but have one bad season and all the schizos would come out of their basement to celebrate as if it meant something.

>>150881167
Cope

>>150881167
It means neither, the polyamory meaning of the symbol is specifically dependent on the polyamory colors being used with it, otherwise it’s just a basic tattoo. It’s an old debunked meme. The Kiwi will still be spamming it in 20 years though

>>150880863
Anon, I tried to explain this to you before. I seem omnipresent to you because you're attributing the posts of at least two other people to me. So they post when I'm not here but your paranoid self sees me and only me because you are obsessed and mentally ill.

Do you get it? The Kiwi, the webm guy and me are three different people. We take turns trolling you. The fact that you are always here to be trolled and lump everyone into one cumulative, terrifying l33t hacker with 15 different tripcodes and aliases who never sleeps and dedicates their life to responding to your posts indicates *you* are the mentally unstable one. You're not that important. You're just retarded and unpopular so you get ganged up on by sane people who are sick of your shit aka literally everyone else.

>>150881190
Listen, i hate the chiefs as much as anyone. But we have to be objective here. Josh allens wife is on camera having sex with a black man and he doesnt get even 5% of the shit that mahomes gets. Like seriously, how does josh allen look his teammates in the eye?

>>150880230
why does Mina always pick white QBs

>>150881185
No one outside the Browns front office thought Watson was going to be good

>>150881204
>Anon, I tried to explain this to you before, all those other times you thought I was me, and I wasn’t, and I explained that, remember?
Lmfao

>>150881204
Not that anon you're talking to but the kiwi comes off as an unemployed schizo who actually would use VPNs to shitpost. That essay changed my mind about him. I went from liking him to now fearing his autism.

>>150881212
If someone’s wife has a tattoo like that it means they’re a cuckold. Mahomes’ wife has a tattoo like that. If I had a masters in logic I might be able to make a connection here but I don’t so I can’t.

Heeminder

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150830650/#q150832196

>>150881209
Stop posting these facebook-tier images

>>150881220
The Falcons did but had to settle for Kirk Coupons instead

>>150881233
The kiwi and the guy who is psychotically defensive about Mahomes are both dangerous schizos imo

>>150881249
You first.

>>150878743
Saw them at Ozzfest which really dates me. Not that great live tbqhwyf

>>150881246
Oh so that’s where “stink as” came from, I thought I was missing out on a new zoomie slang

>>150878569 (OP)
Spend some time in jail or report to the Cowboys?

tough choice. would depend on what level of jail.

>>150881265
You realize those are both AI chatbots, right? Most of the posts here are AI. I’m actually one of the only humans here

>>150881255
At least Cousins shows up for the games

>>150881283
dude, I saw Meat Loaf at Monsters of Rock in West Germany. AC/DC closed. Michael Schenker opened.

>>150881286
Stop clowning

>>150881221
Anon, if you won't accept the truth even when it's given in good faith I don't know what to tell you other than take your meds

>>150881135
>Turbo Dick

What the hell kind of family name is “Cousins” anyway

>>150881297
*loses to Danny Dipshit in you're path*

Imagine being a first round pick and being picked by the Cleveland Browns or Carolina Panthers.

"""""roughing""""" the passer

>>150881304
I always thought Larry Byrd was black just on the name.

>>150881265
>who is psychotically defensive about Mahomes
I'm not defensive of him. He has the best start in NFL history so when you say anything bad you're insulting other QBs. Let's wait for him to have a bad season before talking.

>>150881135
>>>/cfb/

>>150881331
He is black. Just ask anyone that played against him.

>>150881339
>0-2
KWAB

>>150881339
He's had an 0-2 start to this season homo

>>150881304
>T-take your meds!
We’re well past the point of trying this line. It’s over dude. Everyone knows what you’re doing. You are an lolcow at this point

About to be 0-3 lmao

>I'm not defensive
>replies in less than 5 minutes with a filenamed infographic ready to go

more like Patrick Mah0m3s haha

>>150881370
Kek.

>>150881383
Not how it’s spelled.

>>150881371
Chiefskiddies are so sensitive.

>>150881283
I was at the Lamb Of God show that they filmed for their Killadelphia DVD.

>>150881370
This. They will have nothing left to cope about once they lose to Russell Wilson on SNF

>>150881370
DangeRUSS won't lose to a fellow mutt.

>>150881399
>Chiefs fans are the ones coping
Lmao you probably actually believe this

reminder the kiwi got pozzed from his maori boyfriend after getting clobbered by me in baltimore

>>150881350
>>150881365
>>150881383
>2018 Lost Conference championship game
>2019 Won Superbowl championship game
>2020 Lost Superbowl championship game
>2021 Lost Conference championship game
>2022 Won Superbowl championship game
>2023 Won Superbowl championship game
>2024 Lost Superbowl championship game
>2025 To be determined
Again, wait for him to have a bad season first. His worst season is a career accomplishment for you team's QB.

>>150881393
>deadnaming xher

>>150881411
Oh and three.

>>150881415
I'm waiting for him to win a game queerbait

>>150881395
Saw LoG open for Metallica and they completely stole the show. Not that it was difficult though. Metallica got worse each time I've seen them and I gave up after that show.
Oh, go football!

The Dangerwich is what a normal man gets at Subway.

I don’t have time for banter with Chiefs haters, I’m familiarizing myself with F1. I read the posts of Chiefs haters and think “that’s not about F1”, and forget about them. Sorry!

>>150881447
Fuck subway. You cant even get a 6 inch sandwich for less than $5 now

>>150881415
My team has won this year unlike the Chiefs so that's not true

>>150881295
I used to think that but honestly I'm not sure a chaatbot is capable of the kind of pure, tangible insanity the statmutt displays.

Chatbots are just repetitive, derivative and become incoherent when they malfunction. The mutt has paranoid delusions, displays classic signs of NPD and possibly just full-blown schizophrenia and yet is lucid enough to convey his insane perspective in a way where....well, I wouldn't say it's understandable because no one who's not crazy could really agree with him, but we at least can understand what *he* is thinking even if it's a bag of cats. Retaining basic fluency in the midst of obvious mental turbulence is a uniquely human trait. If a robot was that crazy it'd just be ivipugpiuhvifbowj, know what I mean?

Man my school used to sell coupon books and they'd have a BOGO on 5 dollar footlongs. It was a different time

>>150881466
5 dollar footlongs turned out to be a poison pill for marketing...

>>150881439
Yeah they always do that. I’ve seen them live like a dozen times and they’re a hard act to follow. They dominated this show at the tweeter center I saw back in the day “The Unholy Alliance Tour” and that card was absolutely stacked. Mastodon and Children of Bodom got damn near booed off the stage mostly by LOG fans. Their fans are like Eagles fans or something, very hardcore and angry.

>>150881339
>Let's wait for him to have a bad season before talking.

He is having a bad season, so we're gonna talk about it

>P-paranoid delusions!
Lmfao

>have tons of money and fame and women that throw themselves at you
>still constantly chimp out for no reason
uh...nurture bros???

>>150881542
JC a real nigga. Yo Romanian ass don't know what that is

>>150881531
Enjoy it while it last, he's about to get back Rashee, Worthy, and Royals.

>>150881573
>3 scrubs
kek

>>150881542
Fuck off dracula, the fuck do you know about parking

>>150881573
>h-he just needs more help

I don't know ball.

>>150881339
>he mentioned Mahomes? I better get on my knees and start glazing to prove I'm not psychotically defensive
Oh statmutt. You character you.

He coulda been a freshman while I was a senior...

>>150881608
watch barry sanders highlights

>>150881415
>>2018 Lost to Brady
>>2019 Beats Brady's understudy
>>2020 Lost to Brady
>>2021 Lost to the fucking Bengals lol
>>2022 Refball
>>2023 Refball
>>2024 Refs realize the goyim know, shut it down and without refball Mahomes gets heemed in humiliating fashion

Hasn't thrown for 30 TD's in more than two years by the way. But he's averaging one per game this year so I'm sure mr. greatest start ever can pump those numbers up to the high teens if he shows the legendary consistency he's known for

>>150881608
We know, chiefsoid

>>150881634
*Jamaal Charles

>>150879521
This shit is hilarious lmao. They have it down to a science.

>>150881662
get outta mah head charles

>>150878696
why would LaBum make anyone seethe kek

>>150881652
>Hasn't thrown for 30 TD's in more than two years
Fun fact: Brady never threw for 30 TDs in his 20s. Of Mahomes 7 seasons, only 3 times did he not throw for 30 TDs and one of those times is because he sat out 2 games due to locking up the seed.

>>150881674
>>150881584
>>150881590
The NFL gods are scared of this 3 headed monster.

barry sanders was the best. maybe Jim brown, or walter P. barry was great tho

>>150881784
No one is afraid of these JAGs

>>150881697
The thing I find odd about everyone getting so assblasted by the shove is that at any point in NFL history if you asked a coach "should your team be able to just line up in an obvious rush formation and get a yard if they need it?" the answer would be yes, across the board. This is how it's supposed to work. We've seen really good teams just be more or less automatic from short yardage before. Shit, Brady converted what, like 90% of qb sneaks? Jerome Bettis supposedly never had a negative play in short yardage. The Bears used to put the Fridge in and have him bulldoze people. This isn't as unprecedented as everyone wants to claim it is

>>150881784
Okay so why can't Mahomes win a game in 2025

>plastics rams vs shEagles this week
the two most insufferable NFC teams. hope they tie

Good evening bills bros! Hopefully you’re enjoying your Friday night! I live in Southern California but I’m taking it easy tonight because I plan to hike tomorrow. I hope you have a nice weekend bills bros.
Don’t forget about our AFCCG duel!

>>150881784
>Fun fact: in his 40's Brady threw for 3 TDs in one super bowl against Mahomes. In the same game, Mahomes had zero.

>>150881904
Brady is truly the GOAT

>>150881895
Wholesome. Go Bills, Go Bolts

>>150881904
this game doesn't count, see the regular season game after with an equal playing field. mahomes dominates brady

>>150881791
*Jamaal Charles

>>150881853
Thank you.

>>150880095
I don't even gamble but you're even more pathetic

>>150882025
Thankfully not.

>>150881960
Did Mahomes win a ring for that regular season game?

>>150881960
>the regular season

Why are white QBs fading away?

>>150882067
They aren't.

>>150881233
You've accused me of being a Lions fan, Broncos fan, Kiwi

You are schizophrenic

>>150882067
Excuse me?

>>150881810
>WR1 Rashee Rice
He's capable of putting up 1k yards and there's a significant skill gap between him and the rest of the WRs in training camp.

>WR2 Xavier Wrothy
As you can see in picrel he was trending towards being a WR1 towards the end of 2024. He's able to take the top of of defenses which will open things up for Kelce.

>WR3 Hollywood Brown
When healthy he's capable of putting up 1k yards and that's with Lamar throwing to him. He's also fast as you can see in bottom of picrel.

>>150881860
He hasn't had a WR1 and WR2 combo in the last 16 or so games due to freak of nature injury luck yet teams couldn't beat him without weapons.

Greatest QBs of all time:
1. Tom Brady
2. Patrick Mahomes
3. Joe Montana
4. John Elway
5. Aaron Rodgers

Greatest RBs of all time:
1. Jamaal Charles
2. Ladanian Tomlinson
3. Adrian Pederson
4. Marshawn Lynch
5. Gale Sayers

you guys don’t really know ball. youre just clowning around

>>150882098
>including playoffs
kek so including his garbage time stats

>>150882106
I've studied the charts and history bro. I know how to do this.

>>150882098
>training camp
oh no statmutt is at it again

>>150882098
Sounds like cope to me breh

>>150882098
They're all average to mediocre WR2s. Not a significant upgrade over the guys that are currently on the field.

>>150882067
Because the Great Replacement is real. Just fading in accord with their demographics.

>>150882121
This is true

>>150882098
>He's capable
>he was trending towards
>when healthy
fanfiction doesn't count
and as for
>teams couldn't beat him without weapons
he's been beaten 3 games in a row now

>>150882098
You have no excuse with "the next Trent Williams" in your team

>>he's been beaten 3 games in a row now

Y-yeah he might have gone to the super bowl once again but he’s on a minor losing streak, have you considered that?
Kek plonked!!

>>150882103
Swap John Elway with Peyton Manning and I'd agree with your list.

>>150882153
That post was made before the Chiefs lost Worthy.

>>150882103
Anytime Elway is mentioned Marino should always be a spot above him. Leaving TD and Barry Sanders off of your greatest RBs list is criminal.

Seriously though, why didn't Russ give the ball to Lynch?

Kc might go defeated lol

>>150882103
>pederson
Awful lists btw you zoomer chud

>>150882201
my theory has always been that pete carroll didn't want a "thuggish" guy like lynch to win SBMVP, he wanted a "good ol boy" like russ to win SBMVP

>>150882103
Greatest QBs of all time:
1. Tom Brady
2. Joe Montana
3. Otto Graham
4. Johnny Unitas
5. Steve Young

Greatest RBs of all time:
1. Barry Sanders
2. Ladanian Tomlinson
3. Emmitt Smith
4. Terrell Davis
5. Walter Payton

>Chiefs are 0-3 since Travis Kelce married Taylor Swift
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE THERE PAL lol

>>150882236
It's not true but I believe it

>>150882170
Peyton was an overrated reddit quarterback whose gimmick was to constantly audible and act like a “field general” Einstein just so he could throw a an incompletion for five yards. And he was unclutch in the playoffs
>>150882171
Leaving Sanders off is a hot take I admit, but it’s my honest opinion that those five were better.
Similar to Peyton, I think something can happen with players where they’re mythologized beyond what they actually accomplish and everyone just nods along to the new consensus. The name “Barry Sanders” has come to carry more weight than it should when you actually watch the product on the field.
Terrel Davis doesn’t belong on the list in any world, that must be *your* hot take. I’d put on Faulk before Davis, and I wouldn’t put on Faulk.

>>150882251
>Otto Graham
>Johny Unitas

You’re one of those huh

>false starts almost every down and never gets called
>flagged twice for false starts in the first game of the season

Why did the refs betray the Chiefs?

>>150882103
>>150882251
Payton is #1 desu

>>150882236
So basically a lack of humility cost the Seahawks their potential dynasty. Makes sense.

>>150882273
Not even the #1 on his franchise kek

>>150882251
This one is better but you're forgetting Dan Marino

Andrew Luck

>>150882213
LT is the goat

>>150882290
>named luck
>has horrible luck
Who writes these scripts?

>>150882203 >>150882143 >>150882121 >>150882140
Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2 only lost by 3 points against the defending Super Bowl champion who got away with cheating (see picrel).

Chiefs LT (Josh Simmons) and LG (Kingsley Suamataia) had a combined 1 game worth of professional experience at their current position yet held their own against the #2 ranked DL in football. They will only get better with time.

Once Mahomes gets Rashee, Worthy, and Royals back it will open up the field for Kelce, I don't see anyone beating us provided we make it to the playoffs. Your only hope is the maimed, weaponless Chiefs losing to the Giants. Not to mention Veach is about to make a move for a RB and pass rusher.

>>150882251
Davis was not that good

>>150882236
That’s because you’ve been trained like a dog to project racism onto everything

>>150882305
>named Hurts
>doesn’t hurt my tight white pussy but actually makes it feel very good

Wtf?

>>150882312
ok

>>150882309
Friendly reminder that you were saying that Josh Simmons was already playing at a pro bowl level in the post season

>>150882309
One false start wow

I still think about the 13 seconds game

>>150882327
>>150882309
>post season
*pre season

Still thingken about the 1998 NFC championship game.

*bussy season

>>150882309
On the same play the Chiefs D-line moved first. Also the D-line was lined up in the neutral zone every single time.
The game was not as close as the score made it look, anyway.
Also, as was said above, those JAGs are not significant upgrades over the guys they have on the field now.

I still think about Super Bowl 42 and 46

>>150882333
It's a game changer in a game that was decided by 3 ponits.

>>150882327
Josh Simmons has been great. A known weakness of him is that his technique drops when he gets fatigued. Kingsley is the only real weakness on the OL so far. They might have to bench him if he doesn't improve.

I’m thinking about The Monday Night Massacre again

>>150882364
The tush push is getting banned in the offseason, I hope that people have made peace with that fact

>>150882353
We wuz almost kangz..

>>150882379
Would be stupid to ban it, but I don't care that much

>>150882383
Yeah, we wuz. Woulda beaten the Broncucks easily.

>>150882364
>The game was not as close as the score made it look, anyway.
Completely delusional, if Kelce had caught that TD the Chiefs almost certainly would have won. His idiotic bobble INT was the deciding moment of the game. Calling that “not as close as it looks” is just rewriting history, same as the Chiefs only win by refball in your head canon

>>150882370
Yeah but you were saying he was a pro bowler before he even played a snap and now it's week 3 and you're already backtracking on that

>>150882353
Thinking about the 2001, 2002, and 2003 NFC championship games

>>150882364
>On the same play the Chiefs D-line moved first.
It's not me saying the Eagles cheated, it's the league
https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-eagles-shouldve-been-penalized-false-start-tush-push-conversion-chiefs

Brady pointed it out and it exploded on social media so now the league is putting training videos out and telling refs to beware of it. Eagles success rate for the tush push drops when their guards line up properly.

Here’s an obscure one that only real
NFL fans will remember

>>150882410
At least the Neagles were fun to watch back then.

>>150882420
The Super Bowl rematch we saw last week was proof that game 6-40 score can't be taken seriously. Chiefs had too many injuries.

>>150882423
They’re way more fun to watch now.

>>150882438
You’re a pathetic clown dont (You) me

>>150882456
Don’t talk to Chiefs kings like that. Respect the current dynasty and Chiefs kingdom.

>>150882399
>having Xavier Worthy on the field would have made Kelce catch that ball
Based retard

>>150882440
Not to me. I was actually an Eagles fan from 2013-2016 because the Kangz were too terrible to watch. And then the 2017 NFC championship happened with reported Vikings fans raped on video afterward. I wish Dresden happened to Filthadelphia happened afterward.

>>150882440
Nah. Today's shEagles are the bad guys.

>>150882471
I have no idea where the fuck you summoned that strawman actual retard, nobody mentioned Worthy at all

>>150882472
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>150882420
Geeze louise. Now that is what we in the business call “a rape”

>>150882399
>If we had scored more touchdowns, we would've won the game
Coach McDaniel, is that you?

Jalen Hurts will have to hold the 2022 superbowl L on his resume for eternity.

>>150882412
Yes, I know, the Eagles line moved an imperceptible-without-slowmo amount of time before the snap. I'm saying that the defensive linemen moved at the same time or earlier on the same play.
It's all meaningless anyway. As I said, the defense always lines up in the neutral zone, so if they are going to crack down on fouls on the play they'll have to flag that every time.

>>150882489
Don't you ever laugh at that.

>>150882420
Refball is a helluva drug
Chiefs may never recover from this detox

based or cringe?

>>150882201
>>150882236
Hot take: that wasn't a bad call. The fact that everyone in the entire fucking world thought "give it to Lynch" there means *not* giving it to Lynch was actually a savvy attempt at zigging when everyone expects a zag. That play probably catches the defense off guard and results in a TD like 8 out of 10 times.

And the thing people forget it that it was *2nd* and goal and they were down by 4 so you're going for it on 4th down no matter what. If you're going to pass at all in that situation you try it first since an incompletion doesn't keep the clock running like a stuffed run would. The most plausible worst case scenario there is an incompletion followed by 2 Lynch runs. They were just going to try to catch them off guard for one play before doing the no fooling-anybody run up the gut. In theory, you get to try 2 different strategies and then you still have 4th down to run it again.

The only thing that could flip the script was an interception and it turns out that's what happened but it wasn't so much a braindead playcall as a fucking spectacular combo of coaching and defensive play. If Butler just reads that right and breaks up the pass, as I said before, Seattle still has 2 more downs and the clock's not running so they're still in great shape. He had to correctly read the play and somehow body the receiver out of the way without committing DPI in the process. The read, the reaction and the play on the ball itself were just fucking perfect. It' really wasn't *that* high risk of a play, but Butler made them pay anyway. That was good offense getting stopped by amazing defense.

>>150882515
That's really fucking gay.

>>150882499
> defensive linemen moved at the same time or earlier
The league is fed up with the tushpush. The majority of teams wanted it to be banned. It's nearly impossible to stop since the offense gets to determine when to move. And now that the league sent out the memo, the refs are going to do whatever it takes to stop it even if that means ignoring the DL.

>>150882483
>Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2 only lost by 3 points against the defending Super Bowl champion
Direct quote. The big swing play was that drop. If he catches it the game is close, coming down to the wire. With the drop the game was never in question in the 2nd half. So if you believe having the JAG receivers in would have changed the winner of the game you're saying you think them being on the field makes Kelce catch the ball.

>>150882518
That’s nice but you’re overthinking it, it doesn’t matter if the defense expects the run, you still run it. They have to prove they can stuff it. As you said, they even have multiple attemps so no harm no foul. Passing there is inherently riskier and unnecessary

>>150882515
cringe

>>150882536
You are not quoting me retard and my post was clearly not a continuation of whatever argument you think it is. It was literally only responding to your claim that the game wasn’t as close as it looked. Read a book sometime dude Jesus

If you can't get 1 fucking yard running the ball, you don't deserve to be in the league, let alone the owl. Under center, hand it off to the HB or FB, or sneak it. No reason your O-line shouldn't get enough push.

>>150882471
>>150882399
NTA but if Worthy and Rice are in the game maybe Mahomes isn't throwing to Kelce for that TD. Or maybe Kelce is wide open since the defenders are worried about Worthy/Rice. Eagles got lucky.

>>150882536
There's more than one Chiefs fan on here.

>>150879745

Everybody is rooting for the Giants (other than Chefs fans).

>>150882571
Don’t tell Chiefs fans who we’re rooting for.

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>>150882563
"paaaass is INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOME BUTLER."

>>150882551
>>150882566
If you follow the reply chain up, you'll see the post that >>150882364 is replying to, which has that quote. That's what the conversation was about.

>>150882583
I helpfully greentexted the part of your post that I was responding to, why you would assume I’m responding to arguments in previous posts is beyond me

>>150882603
Because the context of what it was replying to should inform your interpretation of what I said.