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>>151700638 (OP)
i can watch that shit every once in awhile. not every week. the "charm" of shit football wears off quickly.

they're gonna take sherrone out back WITH cause
i expect nothing better from *michigan

>>151700602
I think he will be better. Not just because he is a better QB but stylistically he knows how to play the way Texas needs to play. When you have a shit tier offensive line you gotta let the ball fly and just make your pre snap reads and throw it without hesitation. That seems to be Caldwell game anyway. If sark abandons slow developing shit and just runs the spread with some RPO stuff the offense should be a lot better than it has been

>>151700703
shitsigan really fucked up by keeping ANY of harboogers people. those brady hoke rich rod days are coming back, ladies. get those cheeks ready.

Urban Meyer is only 61 he still has a little life left in him why is nobody talking about hiring him? It’s way more plausible than Nick Saban

>>151700775
sark is going to take the first NFL job that comes calling. no 5 star QB's family is going to fuck with him after this manning shit.

>>151700938
It feels like Michigan is treading water until all the NCAA stuff is finalized. Moore's repeat offender status with the NCAA will make him easy to get rid of when the time comes. Michigan dropping its appeal might indicate they want to end this chapter of Michigan history and move on.

>>151700992
Urban meyer fakes having a heart attack every 3 years if he starts losing. he is done getting big time jobs. he can go fuck off at UNLV with his little bro dan mullen.

>>151700638 (OP)
I can't see the puck

>>151700992
There are many programs that would be happy to hire Meyer even with his antics like kicking a kicker and the overblown me-too shit. Problem is he isn't likely to want to coach at schools like Liberty or Baylor.

>>151701054
he has the same problem Saban had at the NFL level. it doesnt work if he isnt "the guy". the coach isnt "the guy" at that level very often. especially starting out.

>>151701001
Dia Bell is the best QB of 2026 and committed to Texas. Sark is going to keep getting away with it even though there is an unbroken chain of shitty QBs he mentored stretching all the way back to Mark Sanchez

>>151701135
i bet my left nut this Dia Bell kid decommits and signs somewhere else before the year is out. Texas is going to get embarrassed at least 3 more times this year. they havent hit bottom, yet.

>>151701054
>There are many programs that would be happy to hire Meyer
Yeah but he doesn't want to work at them and the big programs he would work at don't want him

He's washed, everyone knows he's trouble and it's only a matter of time until he melts down again

>>151701158
IF they keep starting arch manning.

>>151701178
>he’s trouble

Who gives a shit. He wins natties. Pedo state should hire him if they are smart

>>151700992
You should be wary of any coach who hasn't coached in the NIL/portal era, it's a completely different beast than what Meyer knew

>>151701207
he won 1 natty at Ohio State and that was a fluke. he doesnt have street preacher Tim Tebow willing to run through walls for him anymore.

coach primate

>>151701262
will lose 2 more toes from gout before filing a discrimination lawsuit against UC after he gets canned.

What's the /sp/erdict?

>>151701373
G5+1

>>151701373
SDSU-Boise will become the biggest rivalry in the conference as they fight for the top spot most years. WOSU will sink into the middle of the conference. PAC After Dark will be fun.

>>151701492
Pac 12 will be the g5 with the least baggage and the only ones the B12 and mothballed ACC will associate with in the future

>>151701373
its a G5 league without the 1 or two competitive teams. if Cal berkeley is your standard bearer, you got fucking problems from a competition standpoint.

>>151701547
boise state, not cal fuck. i need to stop drinking.

The City of Pasadena has filed a billion dollar lawsuit against UCLA, claiming the school is planning to break its contract to stay at the Rose Bowl until 2044 and instead play their home games at SoFi Stadium. Though still ten miles away from campus, SoFi is much easier to get to from Westwood than Pasadena. SoFi also has the modern amenities that make money on game day. The aging Rose Bowl has been cited by some recruits as being worse than their high school's stadium.
UCLA has yet to make a public statement about the lawsuit. The current lease agreement goes through 2044 and comes after Pasadena allocated millions for upgrades to the stadium. The city claims moving to SoFi would have a negative impact on Pasadena of over a billion dollars.

>>151701771
Just a soulless as Miami playing at Hard Rock. College ball in a pro stadium only works for bowl games

>>151701963
While the Rose Bowl isn't a pro stadium, it's so far away from campus, it really doesn't have the feel of a college stadium either. It's historic but beyond that, is a bad fit for a modern P2 program. SoFi isn't a great solution but UCLA can't build a stadium on campus. At best, they might be able to build something five miles away in the Valley someplace like Sherman Oaks. Given their money woes, renting SoFi is the easiest way.

>>151702077
Nope. Playing college games in pro stadiums sucks

my reffies love to bully auburn. My reffies are gonna fuck auburn up hard next chance they get. We own you

If a stadium isn't on or adjacent to campus, it's not a college stadium.
>Yeah, but what about...
Doesn't matter. If you can't easily walk there after class, it's not a college stadium.

NCAAF Buffalo Bulls () +2.5 Point Spread
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NCAAF CIN @ UTAH Over 55.0 Total
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NCAAF JSU @ MTNST Under 54.5 Total [W]
NCAAF DUKE @ CLEM Over 55.5 Total
NCAAF UNC @ SYRA Under 45.5 Total

last one of the day

happy halloween /cfb/

ohio fans are STILL pissing and shitting themselves over losing to michigan yet AGAIN

>>151703221
> If you can't easily walk there after class, it's not a college stadium.
I love finishing up my Saturday classes before walking to the stadium on campus

College GameDay would never

>>151703593
>It is a unique rivalry in that the two schools located in Arkadelphia, Arkansas are across the street from each other and the visiting team walks from their own locker room to the other team's stadium
humiliation ritual

>>151703593
They've been to a d3 school, but never a d2 school

>>151703593
>Arkansas

>>151701373
looks like MW West

I understand a&m fags are insane but can someone from Texas tell me why they are that way

>>151703795
isolation

>>151703795
could you be a little more specific autisticus maximus?

>>151703847
Literally in the middle of the TX triangle, less than three hours from SA, Houston and Dallas. You're probably thinking of Lubbock whose only highlights are the buddy holly museum and Walmart

Diego Pavia: Diego Pavia
Auburn DB: the Texas defense

>>151703795
In their history I believe the university of Texas made several attempts to take over administration and roll A&M into its own system and I think that made them really have this mentality of “we must defend and preserve ourselves”.

Then you have the military angle where it’s basically like ROTC kids they are just like that. Basically every single “Dwight Schrute” type of fag in Texas goes to A&M

Then you just have classic cult mechanics at play where they do weird shit and then people make fun of them for it which farther promotes an “us vs them” mentality.

You also have Aggie buisness owners typically only hiring and promoting other Aggies to work at their buisness and it’s really a lot like Mormonism or something. Your status in the Aggie community becomes a huge part of your identity and you live your whole life surrounded with other faggies

>>151703915
I wouldn't have it any other way desu, fuck every other country that isn't Texas A&M

>>151703795
They were an all boys military academy for a long time, are still a huge military school, which means they have a lot of ingrained esprit de corps and have put a lot of effort into maintaining the traditions. It's no less insane than people at Navy, Army, the Citadel, or VMI. Really the only military colleges that have escaped the true insanity seem to be Virginia Tech and U of N. Georgia (who don't have a real football program anyways).

>>151701373
Conference of Chimpions

every single female that shows up to a college football game or posts about it on social media owes me sex for appropriating my culture

No actual human being disagrees with the following statement
>The FBS national championship game should be played in the Rose Bowl every single year.
The previous statement is universally agreed upon by 100% of all human beings.

>>151704256
Not me. It should only be played at the rose bowl if I decide that it’s kino

Georgia curb stomping TCU should be done at some NFL stadium

>>151703961
Virginia Tech produces its own brand of insanity desu.

>>151704128
Nah they just owe you sex because we live in a society

>watched porn yesterday
>cleared all the data from my browser
>today I try to post on 4chan
>it has me just solve a new captcha over and over and never lets me post
>now it just says “too many requests” and there is nothing I can do

It’s over.

Can't wait for Navy to beat 7-1 North Texas and people will say they haven't beaten anyone.

>>151704961
>the fifth best team in Texass
>someone

>>151704961
boo hoo nigga go invade Tahiti

>>151704961
Beat Notre Dame if you want anybody to care.

>>151704976
I'd pick them over Texas in a neutral site game.

>>151704988
Non-sequitur. I accept your concession.

>>151705014
>beat a team at a rigged game
Yeah, okay. ND wouldn't even play Navy at Navy because they're afraid to lose to them without the refs and league fixing the shit out of it. If Navy does beat them, you and everyone else will say that Navy beat a bad ND team to discredit it. I know how you retards do shit.

>>151705014
>why don't dey give us respek?

>>151703915
>king of the gatekeepers
>if you aren’t us you’re subhuman
>not mormons
Anons keep saying ass to mouth is cringe but they keep sounding based

>>151705028
>rigged game

Or i guess you can just cry aboutem before you've even lost.

>>151705041
It's all clearly rigged and controlled for maximum profit and gambling. CFB, CBB, NFL, NBA, MLB, Soccer as a whole, etc.

>>151705028
You would be retarded for picking them over Texas. Like actually dumb as a box of rocks.

I would have entertained arguments for them beating Houston at a neutral site but LOL at U

>>151705040
You need pictures to really understand the cringe

>>151705046
Win.
Games.
Against.
Real.
Teams.

if you wanna be taken seriously
why do you think the B1G is so butthurt despite sitting on top the entire season

>>151705054
>proteccs wholesome doggo from violent texmexicans
even more based

>>151705054
>have to kill 37 freshmen to hurt the mascot
Looks pretty based to me

>>151705047
NT can't beat Texas who has beaten who exactly? 2-5 SJSU? 2-5 UK? 0-7 Sam Houston? 2-6 UTEP? Who, Oklahomo who also beaten anyone except Michigan who also didn't beat anyone. It's a fucking pyramid scheme of bullshit.

>>151705054
>not a single negroid, jeet, or female
>all White or White-passing
>on an American university campus
Anon, you are really not helping your argument.

>>151705062
Who are "real teams"? Let me guess, whoever you decide they are. Try harder.

>>151705083
>not a single negroid, jeet, or female
Take another look at back right of the sodomy square

>>151705077
The only outcome of the NT-ND game will be whether texass decides to buy the NT QB for next season

>>151705100
Oh shit how did he manage to steal a corps unform and get that close to Rev

>>151705100
The fabled White-Hispanic, that’s basically the shiny pikachu of the border states.

>>151705077
>It's a fucking pyramid scheme of bullshit.

Which is why we have recruiting rankings to fall back on. Texas simply has better players. Yes having better QB play and better coaching can overcome talent disparities but in the case of Texas vs NT it’s just going to be too much. Literally every player on the field for Texas is going to be bigger/faster/stronger. You can bet against that if you want but I wouldn’t

>>151705077
The teams in North Texas' conference get paid to take beatings from the teams in Texas' conference, hope that clears things up
>muh USF over Florida
Yeah every once in awhile something funny like that happens but most of the time it doesn't happen

>>151705117
Texas certainly doesn’t have better players going by their on-field production. Their QB is ass, their o-line is garbage, and their defense shit the bed against Lagway.

>>151705117
Did Michigan have a better recruiting ranking when App State beat them? How about Oklahomo when Boise State upset them in the bowl game? It's almost like having the better players doesn't automatically mean you'll win.

>>151705158
Your brain is a little pebble of shit lmao. Keep betting on insane legendary upsets to happen and see how much money you make

>>151705158
>some upsets happened decades ago that means texas would lose to north texas for sure!

>>151705175
Didn't answer my questions. Try again without the fallacies.

>>151705182
Strawman/10 Try again. Hell, you people still haven't told me who Texas has beaten.

>>151705158
If you want to play the example game, I can find a lot more than you can because P4 teams generally shit on G5 teams. How did Tulane do against Ole Miss? Temple vs Oklahoma? USF vs Miami? Boise State vs Notre Dame? James Madison vs Louisville? Having a significantly better roster means you will win most of the time against weaker rosters (read this again: MOST of the time not 100% of the time), which is exactly what happens.

>>151705182
The problem is that upsets routinely happen and Texas themselves was already upset this year. If Vanderbilt wins, that will be the second time. There’s no faith in the team from outside sources, you can be a homer all you want but at least acknowledge that you’re a student/alumnus/walmart fan/whatever.

>>151705190
I would bet on Texas if they were 0-7 and right now and take your money because you are a retard who puts way too much stock in the results of games.

>>151705192
I was simply asking questions that nobody has answered, weird. Nothing I said wasn't true. I already demonstrated that having better players doesn't automatically mean you'll win.
>Having a significantly better roster means you will win most of the time against weaker rosters
Never said otherwise. You clearly can't read. Try again.

>>151705220
Still didn't answer my questions or tell me who Texas has beaten. Keep trying.

>>151705220
>puts way too much stock in the results of games.

this is the kind of retard who thinkings 3-4 sec teams should be in the playoffs over undefeated or 1 loss conference champions simply because “the team looks better on paper”

>>151705237
NTA but they did beat Sam Houston

>>151701236
>all of his repeated success was jus flukes

>>151705028
Lel ND scared of navy

>>151705268
>cant read, just wants to suck meyer cock
you do you, boo boo.

>>151705252
Yes because I’m more intelligent than you are.

Imagine your shock when NBA teams play series against eachother and it’s never a sweep. The better team doesn’t win every game. Bet it blows your little mind. Maybe it doesn’t though you might not even be able to diagnose the inconsistency in your own thinking

>>151705158
Lmao you're bringing up stuff from 20 years ago that people's remember specifically because it was an outlier

>>151705302
Again, didn't even attempt to answer my questions. You people truly are low IQ.

>>151705304
Your premise is that recruiting rankings aren't relevant for understanding relative quality. And as was repeatedly pointed out to was that, while imperfect, they are and extremely strong predictor. Thus your allegation of "pyramid of bullshit" is retarded and your pick of NT over Texas is at a minimum bold.

>>151705268
>his repeated success
He won 2 natties at a school on the back of a legendary QB that was practically a player-coach and coincidentally immediately started losing after said QB left. He then won a natty at the richest football program in the country, which even a mediocre man who lost to a middling Michigan team with a black interim coach seems can pull off.

>>151705329
What a bizarre attitude. You could write off almost anyone easier than him because he did it at multiple schools. I can only think of him, nick saban, and bear bryant that have done that.

Florida or ohio fag mad that he left? gotta be something like that

>>151705322
>Your premise is that recruiting rankings aren't relevant for understanding relative quality
Never said that. Try again.
>Thus your allegation of "pyramid of bullshit" is retarded
Nope, it's factual that Texas hasn't played anyone, and nobody has yet to tell who they have played. Team A has played Team B who has played Team C who hasn't beaten anyone. This means that Team B hasn't beaten anyone, which also means Team A hasn't beaten anyone. Again, it's a pyramid of bullshit.

Once again, you people keep showing you're all EXTREMELY low IQ.

>>151700638 (OP)
>the same people complaining about national superconferences and the death of regionalism are complaining about the USC-ND series maybe ending
Can someone explain this to me? It was always a soulless, forced non-rivalry between two geographically and culturally distant schools. It’s everything you claim to hate.

>>151705380
>never said that. try again
then in the next part of your post you make an assertion that can only be possible if you are dismissing recruiting rankings. You're an idiot who doesn't even realize what they are saying.

>>151705198
NTA but upsets are a perfect storm. You need bounces and trick plays and whatever else to overcome the 2 star versus 4 star recruit disparity. You can't ever count on them, 9/10 times it's not going to happen.

>>151705388
>soulless and forced
lel no
>culturally distant
that's part of what makes a good rivarly.

>>151705389
Nope, more strawman fallacies. UNGODLY levels of low IQ with you people.

>>151705380
Someone already has told you, as I said earlier they played the juggernaut that is Sam Houston State University

>>151705401
you're confused. your self-referential web doesn't exist if you use recruiting rankings as a base. if you're saying the whole thing is based on flawed transitive properties, it necessarily means that talent composite is being minimized or wholly rejected. there's no way around this.

>>151705399
>soulless and forced
When did it begin? If it's been going since the 40s or something it's based, if it started in the 90s then no.
>that's part of what makes a good rivarly.
explain

>>151705198
>Texas themselves was already upset this year

Florida is a supremely talented team. To compare north Texas to Florida is hilarious. I get it bro you don’t believe in recruiting rankings. The world scary and confusing for you and nothing makes sense.

>>151705414
Not confused at all, you're just so unbelievably low IQ that you fail basic reading comprehension.

>>151705425
i notice another feeble attempt at an insult but another conspicuous lack of response to something direct. treading dangerously close to concession territory

>>151705418
they've played almost 100 times since 1926, zoomtard.

So now that it's confirmed that Matt Rhule is staying at nebraska, how do you think Penn State will look running the triple option out of the flex bone? Because they're not getting any real coaches that run actual offenses

Pedo state bros who are we trying to get next

>>151705428
I accept your concession. You have yet to address anything and just resorted to countless fallacies. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered. Now be a good low IQ retard and reply more, I won't see it. I know you can't resist.

>filtered
filtering posts is a sure sign of a mental midget

>>151705474
>I accept your concession. You have yet to address anything and just resorted to countless fallacies. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered. Now be a good low IQ retard and reply more, I won't see it. I know you can't resist.

>>151705473
They should try to get Brad Spencer from North Central. They are the reigning, defending division 3 Champions after All

>>151705376
>start losing as soon as your generational QB leaves and the felonious bucks remaining get rowdy
>fake retire to save face
>move to the richest school in the league
>once again the consequences of your "employ criminals" policy leads to your fake retirement
>it's time to move to tha big times baby!
>Get horribly BTFO as soon as you are in a league with parity and can't slip players brown bags full of money
It's a pattern of behavior is all I'm saying.

the two biggest retards in cfb arguing

>>151705470
>the triple option
I wish, triple option was killed when the cut block rules came in

>>151705473
James Franklin

>>151705470
>how do you think Penn State will look running the triple option out of the flex bone?

That would be based. They should do that. You always zig when everyone else zags. Modern defenses are not built to handle that offense. Linebackers are super under sized relative to the linebackers who went up against the wishbone in the past.

>>151705495
You act like natties grow on trees. Got to be a blowhio cuck. Most of us would happily see our program go to shit for a decade if we could have a natty up front

>>151705473
Steve Belichick

>>151705329
every week dumbasses come in here and try to hand wave wins and championships as if they aren't important

>>151705288
just pointing out that you're stupid and using words incorrectly.

>>151705473
Like Pissconsin, they fired a coach who had them at or near their ceiling as a program based on some delusional belief that they’re a more desirable job than they really are. I doubt their replacement will do much better than Franklin. He’ll probably do worse.

>>151705473
15 million seems relatively small for a coach buyout, if Penn St really wants him Id imagine it won't stop them. Granted it might seem small cause my school is still paying Jimbo

>>151703957
I will be pilot and I will destroy texass universaty

Me? I would just make Matt Thule the highest paid coach in college football so he stays at Nebraska. Easy

>>151705618
>every week dumbasses come in here and try to hand wave wins and championships as if they aren't important
They aren't that important though, not when it comes to discussing an individual coach's skills and suitability for a coaching job. If it did, Bill Belichick would be rolling the ACC right now.

>>151705787
What better indicator of future success is there than past success?

Bill is showing how the NFL and CFB are different skillets. Which we knew from Urban Meyer and Nick Saban also failing in the NFL

>>151705787
lol

>>151705823
>What better indicator of future success is there than past success
Critical thinking.
>Just hire Jimbo bro he's got a natty! Easy money!

>>151705974
You'd think after the Jimbo fiasco no one would ever fall for it again but then LSU goes and hires Scott Woodtard and here we are.

>>151705974
pointing out that some people have been unable to replicate success isn't sufficient to suggest that it's an overall poor indicator. As it pertains to this conversation specifically, Urban Meyer won everywhere he went. You can dismiss that because he had a "player coach" (lol) and the "richest team" (not massively different from a few of the other heavy hitters), but that doesn't explain what he did at utah. weird coincidence i guess, right?

>>151706093
He pitched the same thing Bjork pitched to Ohio state and they hate him just as much.
>I know NIL bro! i came from A&M where NIL flows! i can find you all the loopholes
Turns out the boosters don’t even fuck with the AD and the bucks can just drink straight from massa’s inside sink while the AD and university administration are forced to use the hose out back.

>>151705473
>paying Matt fucking Rhule $12,500,000 a year to coach football
holy fuck Nebraska is fucking dumb
Nebraska is the equivalent of a guy who marries a single mother with herpes just because she took his virginity.

>>151706166
>some people
Oh of course, just some people. Just some people like Mack Brown, Bobby Ross, Steve Spurrier, Dennis Erickson, Lou Holtz, and Howard Schnellenberger. Just the 90% of natty winning coaches that get new jobs and do absolutely jack shit with them, eh?

>>151706311
probably much lower percentge than the non-natty winning coaches. Also, you're using natty as the only outcome of note, which is also analytically flawed.

>>151706311
also, lou holtz flipped an 0-11 team into an 8-4 team that won two straight bowl games

>>151705473
Is Nebraska finally adjusting its expectations? They’re getting better but they’re still nowhere near natty contenders in the foreseeable future, if ever again

>>151706469
*alsho, lou holtsh flipped an 0 end eeleven team into an 8 tan 4 team that won two shtraight bowl gamesh

>>151705473
Penn State should unironically go for Luke Fickell.
>good recruiter, especially out of state
>Jeff Grimes runs a similar offense to what they already have
>Mike Tressell's defenses have been solid despite limited depth and talent
>can bring over good young WRs from Wisconsin like Trent Kekahuna and Eugene Hilton

>>151706715
lel

>>151706718
Fickell has never proven he can do it at the P4 level, and he’s getting fired by Wisconsin by the end of 2026 at the latest. He’s not going to be in line to be the HC of a more prestigious program.

The Rose Bowl is a crumbling pile of shit that makes the Oakland Coliseum look like a palace in comparison, get fucked boomers

>>151706911
you would never say that to my face little pussy

>>151706981
>t. Grand Martian of the Rose Parade

The demise of family farms and the stocky farmers son has been a disaster for the B1G west teams.

just took a big, steaming franklin and i feel like a (50) million bucks

Reminder since tomorrow is Halloween.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmtg4AQ5IE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u0woCcQH9U

>>151705618
by your metric, gene chizik, jimbo fisher and Ed Orgeron are elite coaches, then.

>>151705622
>the english language is what I say it is!
sorry lil fella, tik tok lied to you.

is it possible to block all ads on a network basis? i cant watch one more kalshi ai ad

>>151706981
i would say that to your face while my thumb was in your wife's fat ass.

>>151707225
One of those things is not like the others, in all fairness (Gene).

>>151707262
>all 3 rode stud QBs to the promised land and floundered and got canned when depending on their own merit.
sure.

>>151706268
>paying Matt fucking Rhule $12,500,000 a year to coach football
He won't make that much until 2030

>>151707272
My bad, I got Gene Chizik and Gene Stallings mixed up. I’ve been drinking and realized it as I hit submit.

>>151707284
gene stallings was a good coach. just a terrible recruiter, so he had to pay dem hoodrats to come play for da tide and it caught up with him.

The Midwest makes British food look delightful

>>151707162
I just took a smelly kelly and I feel about half that many bucks

>>151700638 (OP)
Most of you give off school shooter vibes

>>151707305
yes when you're retarded you will fall for anything

>>151707348
Better than the ick I guess

>>151707348
girls love it. maybe you should work on yours.

>>151707352
Sums up this website pretty well.

>>151707379
They both go hand in hand

>>151707385
Women are repulsed by them actually. Probably why they're so bitter and always seething.

>>151707393
ah yes, please teach us "pussy slayer". show us your Dodge Demon, unc.

>>151707407
I literally have to fight bitches off of my dick as soon as I step out of the door. Adjust your tone when you address me, Junior.

>>151707425
kek. fucking al bundy hangs on out /sp/erg. very fitting.

>>151707296
Welcome to the 80s, enjoy your stay. If Jackie Sherril was the coach of A&M today they would have three natties already.

>>151707393
>>151707407

>>151707440
i like it. kek

>>151707440
I do this and have a great time every time and it works every time which leads to another great time. I’ve taught so many undergrads how to dance it’s unreal. Nobody knows how to dance anymore. They can’t even keep time. Their boyfriends don’t even say anything when I squeeze their asses.


Caveat: this is a land grant school so it’s a lot of country music played

>>151707440
can't imagine being the sexless zoomie who made this lel

>>151707553
I dunno, usually boomer is portrayed as living the best life in these sorts of image macros.

>>151707572
For boomer it's all about the chase. He can't even get his dick up without 3 Viagra, he just literally does it for the thrill of wooing a strumpet

>>151707672
The thrill is in the hunt. The aftercare is just work.

>>151707855
They are the original rizzlers

It’s actually crazy how much pussy I have gotten from one simple trick. My older friends brother was a Chad and one day he pulls me aside and says let me tell you how to get girls bro. You just always be playful all day anywhere you go try to make a game of talking to girls. And you’ll always get laid eventually.

Zoomers have to have a million dollars and take steroids and do a bunch of shit because they can’t simply have fun talking to girls lol

>>151708000
maybe unlimited unfiltered internet porn was a mistake after all but we'll know once this next generation grows up without the smut.

.... 10-2 Nebraska deal with it

>>151707553
zoomies were making multiplication tables when this meme was made.
way to to expose yourself newfag.

>>151708148
based 4chan historian

Who will Trump pick?

>>151708058
Lmao bro I grew up in the 80s and I still got my hands on porn. If you think every one of these young bucks growing up now won’t be masters of VPNs and shit you’re playing yourself

>>151708193
Zoomers are already tech illiterate and I don't image the next will be any better as long as smartphones continue to exist.

I love Haynes King but he is unironically not a Heisman candidate, he is the 4th best quarterback in the ACC

>>151708178
based
who's the biggest chud coach in cfb?

>>151708178
bibi netanyahu

>>151708277
Dan Mullen

What are we watching today? For me, it's D-Jax vs Mike Vick

>>151708326
I cannot picture Desean Jackson being a head coach

>>151708419
He's actually been good. They're 5-3 this year

>>151708427
>>151708433
Norf FC finna bootyblast them tho

>>151708427
>>151708433
Well I'll be damned

why even have thurs night games if they're always shit?

>>151708466
Agreed. If both teams don't have numbers its not even college football

>>151708419
I hope his recievers constantly drop the ball right before they cross the plane of the end zone

>>151708178
Senator Tommy Tuberville

Lotta white boys on Norfolk. Thought they were a HBCU

>>151705388
>USC-ND
>It was always a soulless, forced non-rivalry between two geographically and culturally distant schools.

Well ND has a large following because of Catholics and USC for a while was the premier SoCal football program, in the 2nd largest metro area in the US. It made good ratings for a while, but it was effectively just a profit-making venture. No one outside of either fanbase really cared much and it's been irrelevant for 20 years anyway.

>>151708277
Leach if he was still alive, otherwise Gundy or Rolovich

>>151708629
USC was still a Methodist school when they started playing Notre Dame, so there was a Catholic vs Protestant angle at first.

>>151708178
imagine

Norfolk State defense not doing hot

>>151708178
he will dig up the corpse of mike leach

Sumerall out here auditioning for the LSU job and being fucking silly going for 2 and leaving a point out there that's sure to rear its head later in the game.

>>151708872
new orleans sucks absolute balls as a residence. i would do whatever the fuck it takes to get out of there, too.

For Haloween, I'm going as a tattered, worn out bussy.

>>151708917
I’m going as Terry Bussy and I’m hopefully gonna be terrying up some bussy after I get drunk

>>151708889
LSU is in Baton Rouge, which is over an hour from NOLA

Is UTSA going to be the next Texas school rich guys pile money into?

>>151708953
both are ran down shitholes.

>>151708958
Lol no they don’t have any money.

>>151708953
no shit. we are talking about tulane. which is IN NOLA.

sigh.... its showtime...

>>151706444
>using natty as the only outcome of note, which is also analytically flawed
The post >>151705618 that I originally replied to was talking about how important natties were, to which I replied >>151705787 that they really don't mean all that much, especially at big schools. Now you're saying natties aren't that important, which I guess is in agreement with me, so I accept your concession

>3rd and 13
>qb draw
>convert
cam on coastal

pooooooolannnnnneeee!

>>151708889
When my wif was applying to medical schools she told me she was applying to Tulane bc they had good scholarship opportunities and I told her New Orleans was a ghetto shithole and she didn't want to believe me; a week later some story came out where a Tulane student and her husband were kidnapped and then both of them were both raped and murdered by some American of a dark persuasion right off of campus. Thankfully she has taken that lesson about our brothers to heart I think

>>151709313
the med school is decent. but you have to treat that city like USC treats the neighborhoods surrounding their campus. absolute no go zone.

>>151709313
I'll have you know that 83% of dark persuasion males in New Orleans have never committed a violent sex act.
checkmate bigot

>>151709387
uofm flint is my favorite.
Any student in Flint is given uofm police protection, have an issue? don't call 911 or the flint police call uofm police and they will immediately assist you wherever in the city.
t. wife went there for a year.

>>151709472
U memphis had some interesting student rules as well. but, it is practically a HBCU at this point, so I doubt the "rules"are still there.

AND with that COLLEGE KICKERS MOMENT
POOLANE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE CFP
It was like 20 yards KEK

>>151709525
>be university
>want diversity
>lower standards
>diversity comes
>white flight of student population
many such cases

My shitty Tar Heels play tomorrow bros I’m gonna get hammered to witness the humiliation ritual

>>151709643
dont worry bro, bill's whore girlfriend will make a twerking video and post it on the student reddit and all will be good.

this reffie sassy, lindsey graham vibes

>>151709533
why do cfb teams allow kickers that just… miss… kicks?

lmao utsa could have picked that off. instead that guy shoved the receiver and drew a DPI foul

>>151709697
Kickers missing is unironically on the holder

Cignetti is the reason all these firings happened. Him coming in and fixing Indiana overnight shredded the "he just needs his guys, a coach should have at least five years" narrative and people didn't realize he's the exception to the rule

>>151709737
AND NOW IT IS PICKED OFF

>Sources: LSU and AD Scott Woodward are expected to separate in the near future. This move comes in the wake of Gov. Jeff Landry’s criticism of Woodward and declaring he wouldn’t make the hire in the football coaching search.
https://x.com/petethamel/status/1984051273071784165

nice play

>TRICK PLAY TD
UTSA is just embarrassing jewlane right now

>>151709785
The absolute state of Louisiana.
They're gonna have to settle for some chump FCS coach, no way anyone with serious chops is gonna come coach for this swamp-ass program where the governor's actively involved in personnel decision

>>151709745
ciggy isnt a shit coach, but he didnt do anything special. mark cuban decided to come back to school and play NIL god with his wallet. they paid 4mil for fucking fernando mendoza. who showed signs of being good at cal, but was otherwise a literal who, nationally.

that guy just got run over lol

>>151709925
If Cal can keep their current guy I think they'll actually be something decent

>flexing down 31-6
why do they do this?

>>151709745
*Mike Elko

Nobody gives a shit about Irrelevant Indiana

>>151709925
If Cal can keep their current guy I think they'll actually be something decent

>>151708966
Baton Rouge was awesome before Katrina though

the absolute state of poolane

lmao

>>151710049
>>flexing down 31-6
>why do they do this?
No prefrontal cortex.

LSU gets what they fucking deserve
>no president
>fired the coach
>fired the AD
>governor running it all

L

EUAX

L

Is We Are Marshal a good film?

>poolane
entire state should be wiped out by melissa

no way Tulane is this shit, Sumrall must have been interviewing somewhere all week instead of preparing

LSU is going to end up with some shit tier hire I can just feel it. I can see MAYBE Drinkwitz going there but even that's a stretch. Maybe they can get him? Sumrall is out of the running as far as I'm concerned after tonight.

>>151711095
I don’t feel this way at all. I’m very jelly of these schools that have a whole state behind them like this. It’s really unfair for everyone else who is just a school

What’s to stop them from creating a taxpayer funded NIL super team? Or any number of things w state government could do to advantage a football team. Make it illegal to for people from other states to come recruit your non state players.

>>151711102
Sure. If you like looking at blow-up dolls in teh stands and seeing McConaughey wearing teh colors of Texas instead of Marshall during his big speech.

NFW they ever thought this movie was going to be anything other than direct to video at Blockbuster.

>>151711494
>LSU is going to end up with some shit tier hire I can just feel it.
Hugh Freeze might be available soon.

>>151711550
SHIT!
I forgot about the part where they call Xavier the Pirates (I think). X are the Musketeers.

>>151709785
Retarded governor just spooked away all of the good candidates. Not that I expect anything less from the mouthbreathing apes that run that state. >>151709745

What's the point of humiliating and firing your AD?
It just makes the clown show bigger.

going at juno and michael cera for halloween

How the fuck does Texas only have 2 losses?

>>151711732
Because you're on /cfb/ way too much, and you're letting that influence your perception of teams

>>151711631
Especially when it sounds like he made some good hiring decisions in other sports for your university.

>>151711732
it certainly helps when you've got opponents that are doing shit like this

LSU is going to have to find a damaged caretaker coach. Because of the anger over the size of the buyout and that this is the second coach in a row to be bought out this way, the governor has made clear they won't do the same thing with the next contract. That eliminates pretty much every top and mid level candidate. They're looking for someone to step into an ugly mess and have no guarantees protecting them. The only candidates who would agree to that are either at shit tier programs where LSU is a step up no matter how dysfunctional or someone who was somehow disgraced and wants a way back into the game.
Now James Carville has opened his mouth and made the whole thing into an even bigger circus.

How does one become an Athletics Director? What's the average pay like?

Why would any football coach worth a damn choose a college team over the NFL? College is 1000x more tedious.

>>151711814
If it weren't for Title IX and minimum sponsored sports requirements of the conference, LSU wouldn't have most of those team so no one really cares if he did a good job hiring the women's golf coach.

>>151711927
Far fewer NFL jobs and fewer coaches able to handle the requirements of the job. Saban and Meyer both failed at the pro level.

>>151709832
>>151709785
lol it's like the RichRod/ WV Governor thing all over again

>>151711732
Texas has the best defense in the country. They have an unreal number of snaps because their offense just goes 3 and out every time. Whatever the stats show about that defense it’s better than it looks on paper. You might be able to argue that Ohio states is better in terms of starters but that Texas defense is in a class of its own in terms of depth.

>>151711884
running it against a top 10 D line like that as fucking Kentucky should be grounds for investigation

Lol no way verge ausberry is a real name these niggas are just making shit up

>>151711927
Can't be a talent babby at the NFL level

guns up!

>>151709832
This has always been a thing with Louisiana governors and LSU, it's just more exposed now with social media.

>>151711927
they make a fuckload more money, for one. 2nd THEY are the face of the team, not tayquan jenkins tha 5th who will be gone in 2 years.

>>151707185
Leach was based but he was wrong about this, candy corn is great.

>>151712093
The state capitol and Tiger Stadium are three miles apart. Makes it very tempting and easy to interfere and be overly hands on.

> Louisiana governor Jeff Landry tells ABC News that he has assigned the state's attorney general to review the contract of the next Louisiana State University football head coach.

what the fuck is going on

Who’s your favorite college football analyst? For me it’s Zak Herbstreit

>>151712015
They had already turned over on downs earlier in the game trying the same thing. Lol

Texas has a true 6 man d tackle rotation and they can bring them all out for goal line. You gotta try something else.

>>151712463
Horace. Don't really pay attention to other analysts, so I guess Kirk Herbstreit and Saban since I know their names.

>>151712463
>Anal Cysts
>He doesn't trust HIS OWN eyes, experience, and ball knowledge to conduct a thorough
examination of the sport and derive HIS OWN conclusions...
NGMI

>>151712434
Louisiana perpetually has budget problems so it looks really bad when the state university pays a fuck ton of money to undo a hiring mistake. That the money comes from boosters and athletics revenue doesn't change the optics, even if it should. It was just a matter of time before one of these large buyouts caused enough public outrage for the government to get involved.
While I have no idea if there would be any actual legal ground for the state to stand on, I expect someone is going to try to come up with an anti-trust lawsuit against Jimmy Sexton's company. Maybe claim it's an illegal cartel. Even if courts disagree, the public increasingly is getting upset about buyouts, which means the politicians are going to do something, even if not anything productive.

>>151712526
>he didn’t recognize my sarcasm
>he thought I would actually care to hear from a nepo analyst

Shiggy

>>151712547
Jimmy Sexton really should be challenged like this. It is a cartel or some kind of monopoly for sure.

>>151711814
no one gives a shit when those other sports dont pay the bills. football FUNDS 99% of the other sports at a university.

>>151710049
its dey cultcha, racist.

Why is Colorado so bad? Didn't Deion bring in a bunch of actual coaches to do the coaching?

>>151712792
they don't have a QB and they really lack talent on both sides of the ball. Coaching isn't the biggest problem they have, they lack an identity.

>>151712792
He brought in a bunch of former superstars. Good players don't usually make good coaches because saying things like "Just dominate your opponent like I did" doesn't work for most players. The best coaches were usually career backups or average players because those guys had to work extremely hard just to reach that level. They understand more about the developmental/preparation/mental sides of the game as opposed to Hall of Famers like Coach Primate, Marshall Faulk and Warren Sapp just out-athleting and out-talenting everyone on the field.

>>151712792
turns out he is dogshit at evaluating portal talent and recruiting as well. i am sure the auburn male nursing student subreddit still wants him as head coach, though.

>>151712877
holy shit, warren sapp? no fucking wonder they suck.
>coach sapp: just go out dere an bus his ass, nawwatumsayin?
>dayum, yall suck. im going to chipotle.

>>151712792
The actual good coaches left. Sean Lewis was a good OC, but he left to coach SDSU, so Deion hired Pat Shumur (one of the worst HC's in New York Giants history) as the new OC, and their offense sucks now. Then Deion himself has had some question game management moments.

I've actually watched their games this season, and they aren't as bad as their record says. Like, if they coached like 3-5% better, they're 5-3 instead of 3-5

>>151712878
WTF? No one in Auburn wants Deion Sanders. They're arguing over Sumrall, Golesh, Lea and Lashlee, with a few nut huggers still trying to find a way to keep Hugh Freeze around "for just one more year". They're not talking about Sanders, though I'm sure you can find some obscure post, on some random sports discord from a couple of years ago mentioning him. Pretty much everyone can see that Sanders, regardless of coaching ability, is falling apart physically.

>>151712819
Identity is directly tied to coaching

>>151711927
College coaches generally aren’t good enough x and o guys to hack it in the pros. Even Saban failed in the NFL. I think Lincoln Riley would make a decent NFL OC, honestly he’d probably be better at that than being a head coach

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>151701232
He did seem to underachieve a bit didn’t he. Kind of weird to say considering his win percentage but only one natty at aOSU.

>>151705376
Imagine only winning natties at two schools.

>>151705388
>>151705399
>>151705418
>>151708629
>>151708650
It started kind of forced. Notre Dame wanted to play USC because LA is nicer than Indiana in November, they had alumni there, they wanted the recruiting pipeline, and the pay was good. USC wanted ND because the Pac has always been a shit and they wanted another quality opponent. Just kind of a lame story compared to rivalries like Michigan/Ohio and Kansas/Missouri who fought actual wars against each other long before they ever played each other in football.

>>151709785
I just learned that Landry criticized him on the Pat McAfee show. Why the fuck is the governor of Louisiana going on Pat McAfee to discuss LSU’s athletic director?

>>151713629
Because a unit of the state government has an employee who made two major expensive fuck ups in a row.

>>151712963
>Pretty much everyone can see that Sanders, regardless of coaching ability, is falling apart physically.
Has anyone ever found out what's wrong with him? I think he's in much worse health than anyone's letting on.

>>151714151
Wild guess is he's suffering the long term effects of having taken PEDs during his playing days.

>>151708589
>I hope his recievers constantly drop the ball right before they cross the plane of the end zone
Thank you for correctly using 'plane' instead of 'plain'

>>151706715
>alsho, lou holtsh flipped an 0 end eeleven team into an 8 tan 4 team that won two shtraight bowl gamesh
Lmao

LSU's AD is getting a $7 million buyout of his contract, which will be paid from the state's general fund. LSU is now looking for a president, an athletic director, and a head football coach. Women's basketball coach Kim Mulkey said she is heartbroken over the AD losing his job and is concerned about future support for women's athletics.

>>151714166
That's what I suspected offhand, but I don't know much about PEDs or their long-term effects. My instinct tells me they're likely very hard on the liver and kidneys.

I don't know if he's an alky or not, but you have to be a very serious drinker and I've never heard anything about him having a problem with it.

>>151714228
Kim mulkey is a bad person

>>151714228
so they're looking for three positions that should, theoretically, be looking to hire the next person down the chain
yeah, good luck getting a coach with anything worth a damn to sign up to coach this circus. You'll get Coach O or some D2 up-and-comer and you'll like it.

>>151714228
>women's bulbasaur squeak

>open /sp/
>Auburn colours all over the board
truly the best college football team

>>151714481
It's going to be a mess. The Board of Supervisors will likely end up needing to hire all three, which will be a problem down the line as the new president won't be happy they didn't choose the new AD who in turn will be unhappy they didn't choose to new coach. The hiring likely will end up in reverse order, with the coach being hired first since they need someone in place to keep the roster from completely blowing up.
Here are the people who will do the hiring: https://lsu.edu/bos/members/index.php

>>151714558
Purple and orange are Clempus colors

>>151714560
>The hiring likely will end up in reverse order, with the coach being hired first since they need someone in place to keep the roster from completely blowing up.
which will in turn likely upset the coach since that coach will have no topcover because the AD and president aren't in place, not to mention that this whole saga has shown just how willing the state governor is to push the AD aside and start making personnel decisions
Jesus Christ I realize there's no associated Twitter mob but when does this debacle start to threaten the Schiano-to-Tennessee one as the KWABOAT coaching search?

Mark your calendars

These greedy fucks

>>151714663
Clempus purple is just sun faded Auburn navy.
>>151714724
Yep, it's going to be a clusterfuck. Maybe someone will see it as a quick stepping stone to another coaching job elsewhere. Plan on doing two years at LSU and then escape. Just be sure the contract is favorable for leaving with minimal penalty. Looking at the Board of Supervisors, most of them have other businesses they should be focused on, with the BoS thing being something they do here and there on the side. Doubt they really want to interview a bunch of coaches and then argue amongst themselves over who to hire.

>>151703915
what even is an aggie anyways?

Today is the birthday of retired head football coach Nicholas Lou Saban Jr.
Say something nice about him and wish him a Happy Birthday!!

>>151715005
But you posted Michigan State coach Nick Saban

I won't be able to watch college football this saturday, that's it I'm changing to Hulu I'm giving Disney all my money just so I can watch Penn State versus Ohio State

cuck

>>151715136
Me when you watch anything but c-usa football

>>151714385
Why what did she do?

are these guys real coaches?

>>151715005
Why does Saban dye his hair? He's 74 and married. Who is he trying to impress? Does Terry make him do it?

Is there a Meatchicken equivalent to Ogayō that posts here

>>151715518
>Dearborn
>no names or pictures of the suspects
It was the religion of peace

Recruiting Nebraska defenders just to convert them to QB so you can legally call them Quarterblacks

aaaand he blew his last chance
i love me a good redemption story so i was keeping an eye on him at savannah state, hoping he'd manage to stay clean, get an nfl tryout and show everyone why he was the #1 recruit, but no. the niggeritis is terminal with this one

>>151715005
A coward who left sharty

>>151715244
Last year our national championship game was between a man with a beard dyed jet black like a just for men commercial and another man whose hairline was made out of shoe polish and pubes. I swear having ridiculous hair is some kind of subconscious leadership hack. People just instinctively respect the man with ridiculous hair who is not embarrassed by it. Trump is the ultimate example. There are many

>>151714232
Nah he probably just has diabeetus. It causes your body to just fall apart like that and it’s very common for old black guys like super fucking common

[Schultz] Breaking: Disney/ESPN is no longer on YouTubeTV due to a carriage dispute

>>151715907
I’m conflicted
on one hand I don’t want to the mouse to win
on the other hand I really only have YouTube tv to watch live sports
currently having antisemitic thoughts about this situation

>>151715941
as am i
at least i have my parents hulu live tv on my phone too

>>151715907
It's so fucking annoying these contracts are always scheduled to expire during football season. They can't sort this shit out in July when nothing is going on?

>>151715907
no disney/espn AND im not getting my EBT?!
could this month get any worse?

niggas really be disputing carriages in 2025
that some 1860 ahh shit

>>151713963
Is LSU’s AD not self funding?

>>151715907
It's so weird how only Youtube TV has this issue. Like clearly Disney is the bad guy in this case, but it's wild that you never hear about Hulu Live carriage disputes, or these disputes on cable

Would be a shame if youtube just forgot to take down streams of espn on game day haha

>>151716162
...Disney owns Hulu

>>151716162
Cable and satellite used to have them too. It does seem more frequent now but that's probably because the networks are asking for retarded rates and it's easy for the streamer to say "nobody wants to pay an extra $1.75 every month for LGBTV, we can see the viewer count"

>>151715869
I considered that too. He's 58 and isn't overweight, if he had the beetus he wouldn't be in ill health now unless he's not managing it properly, which seems unlikely

>>151716239
>LGBTV
lol

https://youtu.be/1j-ZSExlPl8
Which one of you is this?

Dressing up as a Sooner Box

>>151716363
“Everybody want a full-time father until a full-time father does full-time shit! This is how you get the house in order!”

Archie WILL play tomorrow and WILL outplay Pablo Pavia. EZ UT win.

>>151716433
Worst case scenario for Texas. The backup looks way fucking better than arch.

What the hell happened to Tulane last night lol

>>151716427
im dressing up as satenga and dropping a ball on the ground right before i get to the front of the house

that fumble has been making me mad all wek

>>151716053
Louisiana is haves and have-nots, the middle class is borderline non-existent. The poor and labor-class Whites jumped ship to the republicans during Trump 1. LSU is just a shit-tier university that doesn’t know how to handle money, which thus gives rise to alumni and fans who also don’t know shit about money.

For example, instead of conducting routine repairs on older buildings around campus, the administration instead opted to build a lazy river for students to float on. The people who come out of LSU are retards.

Believe it or not, but LSU won a ton during the AD who just got fired’s tenure. He left A&M because of the Fisher shit, but A&M also won in weird shit also (Olympic-related) because he spent on winning coaches. That’s his philosophy, convince boosters to spend big bucks on proven coaches. When it works, it works big. When it doesn’t, it pisses off the people who really only give a shit about football.

The problem is the with A&M the turnaround was almost immediate in football. Talking heads are now covering their asses and saying what a good idea it was for the “fans” to revolt at A&M. It wasn’t the fans, it was the boosters and the politicians the boosters buy. A&M was just far more discrete and “political” about the backlash. LSU is a bunch of retards and so the governor got up on stage and chimped out like your garden variety coonass trying to show he’s the biggest swinging dick in the room.

That’s the main issue. I would not be shocked if LSU’s coaching stable takes a hit outside of football.

>>151715236
No, those are KINGS

>>151716869
has a point
everybody and their grandma is red on white

>>151716363
>2:26
>I told ya I'm a fucking vending machine
Kek what the fuck

I dont give a piss what you faggots say. Miami is the best football team this year. Periodt

>>151716498
They got meep meeped by my roadrunners.

Best halloween costume I have seen this year

Bama status?

battle for 1st place in the pac-12 tomorrow
buckle up

>>151716499
I'm sorry anon. Satenga (the third) will promise to do better tomorrow.

>>151717301
hes been the best wr all year and the sooners are gonna need him tomorrow
tenn has some legit WRs so points will be needed

Do any players still do the Gangnam style after scoring?

>>151716363
>TJLSUDAD passionately debates LSU football strategy, focusing on player demographics and their impact on team performance. The creator analyzes game footage, highlighting specific plays and questioning coaching decisions. Prepare for a heated discussion about race and winning.

>>151712547
I kind of wonder if all this back and forth between youtubetv and disney will also get the feds involved as well. They pay a lot of our fucking tax paying money into these schools and suddenly corpos want to keep the college slop from the masses mouthes? No fucking way.

>>151717842
Which team has the most?

poo poo pee pee
go huskers!

>vanderbilt in the top 10
will they have a TCU Cinderella run?

>>151718045
>save me daddy gubbermint!

>>151718093
>tcu cinderella run
yeah, the carriage is turning back into a pumpkin at midnight

>>151718097
College games should be free

>>151711988
I can't believe i'm saying this but with a halfway decent qb, Texas would be possibly be undefeated. Def would've beat florida, OSU was conservative with their new qb, but would've been more aggressive had arch not been eating ass. Why don't they start someone else over arch? afraid you might lose a shit qb in the portal? shit is baffling to me

>>151718112
they are, it's called streaming

>>151718109
its a really big pumpkin though

lol my mom tried to hide the candy inside of the washing machine. Nice try but you couldn't fool me. Don't bother coming by my house tonight unless you like three musketeers and milky way kiddos. Thats all that will be left for you, my scraps.

>>151718093
Their game this weekend is huge. If they go beat Texas in Texas then I will admit they are legit. Until then they are still a gimmick team for me

>>151718164
>beating a shitty kwabass makes one legit
Hot take

>>151718176
vandy is an underdog in the game

>>151718197
>muh vegas

>>151718164
if they win out do they crack the top 5?

>>151718207
My god you are so fucking stupid. There is no better predictor on earth than Vegas. Imagine living in america and not even understanding how markets work.

>>151718207
>>151718176
>retarded simpleton who started watching football this year has literally no idea what hes talking about and wants everyone to know it

>>151718219
Reminder the same people who bet on Arch to win the Heisman (Texas fans) are influencing that spread by betting on Texas to win

>>151718132
>Why don't they start someone else over arch?
there's a very real chance that Arch is the best QB on the roster.
I feel like we're glossing over this. There's a reason his backup is a 5th year senior who was playing for Troy last year.

>>151718160
>Don't bother coming by my house tonight unless you like three musketeers and milky way kiddos
what you don't like those? you one of those special kids who likes bit o honey and sugar daddies?

>>151718250
So then why would the non-texas homers out there not rush in to take the other side of the bet and collect their free expected value?

I bet you are unironically a democrat because you cannot into markets

>>151718276
I feel like I am the only person who has watched Texas play. Arch has been the only bright spot on the entire texas offense. He pretty much has to play like a hero and will them down the field. The worthlessness of the texas offensive line cannot be over stated. The recievers cannot get open at all. Their best reciever, Wingo, should play running back. Their running backs are unfathomably slow and shitty. Their best RB should legitimately be playing D2 football.

>>151718139
For (tc)U

>>151718296
I like good candy not that mushy noughat crap

>>151716505
I have nothing to add but good effortpost

>>151717842
What’s with all the Jersey kids at EEC schools? I guess Buttgers can only take so many and the weather, sports and greek life are better?

>>151718497
the youth flee the northeast because democrat policies have made it a zone of no opportunity. Though the lions share go to Florida and Texas I suppose the whole deep south is becoming a destination.

>>151718093
Personally can't wait for Diego Pavia to go to the Louisville Kings and look like absolute dogshit.

>>151718497
What’s EEC

>>151716505
Them's alotta words to say Coach O is the only remaining option. Go Tigahs!

should i play the new dragon quest games i like old pokemon games

They are not very much alike, unless theres a specific monster catching dragon quest spinoff.

World of Final Fantasy was decent, catching ff monsters and using them like pokemon.

>>151718702
My Houston Gamblers need him

You know I like my chicken fried

>>151719103
So they’ll all be wearing black moolie on their helmets?

My UNC Tar Heels are gonna get gaped in about 45 minutes bros

Ahem

>>151718733
It’s some unknown acronym this guy uses for SEC. He is the posterchild for SEC derangement syndrome

>finebaum on location at Texas campus
>all kinds of students walking around behind the camera
>all of them are pajeets
I thought it was just a /cfb/ meme

as a 33 year old man I don't know what I am supposed to do for halloween but it feels really depressing to just shitpost on 4chan and listen to podcasts in my apartment

>>151718563
Is there any reverse carpet bagging going on? If I go to Illinois or Rutgers am I gonna find a disproportionate number of kids from Georgia or North Carolina?

>>151719559
Nah its probably mexicans. They look just like pajeets from a distance

>>151719567
halloween is gay. you're fine. it would be depressing if it was thanksgiving and you were doing that.

>>151719575
No you won't see much of the opposite. The new york and florida connection is strong enough that it works both ways but thats about it.

>spent afternoon carving few pumpkins
>drizzling outside
>next, midnight horror with the abhorrent Belichick's UNC
comfy friday

>>151719559
REDEAM OR TREAT, SARS

>>151719628
Cuse don't have their transfer QB. It might be a half ass decent game.

>>151719684
that's a shame honestly
Syracuse looked good enough for a bowl season

hulu chads eating rn
youtubetv losers stay eating the corn out of my shit

>>151719103
Cringe.

>>151719745
I mean you can cancel one and order the other in one second.
>t. FUBO Sports subscriber. Paying less than all of you, getting the same shit.

>>151719745
>he doesn't know about the hundreds of jeets who stream /cfb/ on their shitty channels >for free


Not even Disney can stop JewTube.

And now we know why JewTube hasn't been striking those channels down like they used too.

>>151719745
i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast fuckboy

memepiss gonna rape rice. might actually watch baseball instead

I will bet my honor on Syracuse winning. Anyone care to bet your soul against me?

>>151719989
not on halloween

>>151719544
Reminder texas is the only team to ever go up in rankings after losing

>>151720042
yes and notre dame was ranked at 0-2

>>151719575
No the north is more populace and the bottom 50% of the south is functionally illiterate compared to 25% in the north

I bet Fran Brown is steaming with all these job openings. If that QB wasn't injured, he'd prob be sitting at 6-2 right now and his name would be bumping around a little more.

Syracuse is cooked. This QB fucking sucks.

These kids nowadays are so fucked. I just had one little mexican shit try to run in my house and some other kid tried to grab my candy bucket

>>151720257
soulless candy bucket vs based answering the door

>>151720271
I am answering the door and handing out candy from my bucket. The kid tried to grab my candy bucket lol

How the fuck you hurt yourself on a false start

>>151720424
lmfao

>spend a timeout
>false start
lel

just popped open a bag of carrot chips to munch on while watching Cuse shit it up.
any little shit comes knocking on my door, they get carrot in their bucket

It’s weirdly exhausting to hand out candy

He's Back

>Tremble
unfortunate name

These niggas showing up with full sized trash bags. They don’t even say trick or treat just stare at you

They should permanently rename North Carolina UNC as long as they have that old UNC Bill Belichik coaching

>>151720701
Gen A stare is probably even worse than the gen z stare

lmao at that fumble

JUST

>Report: FSU lacks the money to fire Mike Norvell
imagine national magazines carrying stories that you're a bunch of broke niggas lmao

Them Syracuse flag girls are all below 6/10

I live in a gated community with a bunch of old farts. The few kids that do live here just do trunk or treat at the church across the road. I like this far better.

This is the longest cramp ever

>icing your own QB
bro...

>>151720391
By chance was this kid dressed as the head coach of the Colorado Buffaloes?

>>151721276
what are you implying anon...

always a good sign when your own fans are yawning at the game

>>151708148
Zoomers are approaching 30

>The Dark(est) Knight
lel

how is bills 22 year old girlfriend not disgusting by him losing all the time?

What a slurper

That guy is so obviously roided out lol.

Refchads we are dominating

I gotta say I like fran brown. He is the best >black coach in college football

>>151721276
And there it is....

>>151720766
>Estimated $100 million legal expenses suing to leave the ACC that they are just too cool for
>$250 million renovation to their stadium they still can't sell out, 20 million of which was tax money they acquired by lying about what they would use it for https://www.wctv.tv/2025/03/25/commissioner-calls-fsu-return-20-million-leftover-funds-doak-renovations/
>Buying out all the assistant coaches and hiring new ones
>Buying an entire roster of mercenaries to astroturf talent onto your team
>All in the last year

Not surprising. If anything, it would be big news if they had the money to fire Mike Norvell.

>>151721791
based arch

>absolutely chaotic flea flicker
>results in a completion

>>151719525
>unknown
newfag

>>151720078
>No the north is more populace
good morning sar

>>151715715
>Savannah State

They occasionally field a good team because they take good football players that have off-field issues that disqualify them from even the least ethical major football programs.

>>151721851
Aren’t they a bunch of poors in general as well? Decent school but its main fanbase is the panhandle.

Arch manning has had two concussions in one year.

>>151720257
>be me
>answer the door for trick or treaters
>is clearly someone from outside the neighborhood
>not a big deal just give her candy
>dad then holds out a cereal box and goes "ayo can I get some cash my sista in da hospital"
I try not to be racist but they just insist on making me.

>Demon June
>playing on Halloween

>>151722167
What kind of cereal box? We talking Fruity Pebbles or like Great Value Frosted Flakes?

>>151722167
is this real be honest

>>151722272
Store brand

>>151722167
How were you able to tell they were from outside the neighborhood, anon

>>151722286
Yes but it was a couple years ago. I moved out of the neighborhood.

>>151722133
I grew up in Florida. Even in the same town, Gator fans are typically richer than Seminole fans. When I was in school at UF, the fat janitor in MAE-B had her office decorated with all kinds of FSU gear. In her mind, it was an own to show engineering students and professors that their janitor is a fan of a rival school.

This pattern applies no matter where in Florida you are.

Real Miami fans (the ones that like Miami when they suck) are cool. When they're good, everyone you hate suddenly bandwagons on THA YUUUUUUU.

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