Thread 151792548

SERIE A MATCHDAY 10
>Saturday, Nov 1, 2025
15:00 Udinese 1 - 0 Atalanta
18:00 Napoli 0 - 0 Como
20:45 Cremonese 1 - 2 Juventus

>Sunday, Nov 2, 2025
12:30 Hellas Verona FC 1 - 2 Inter
15:00 Fiorentina 0 - 1 Lecce
15:00 Torino 2 - 2 Pisa
18:00 Parma 1 - 3 Bologna
20:45 AC Milan 1 - 0 AS Roma

>Monday, Nov 3, 2025
18:30 US Sassuolo 1 - 1 FC Genoa LIVE
20:45 S.S. Lazio - Cagliari

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 4
>Tuesday, Nov 4, 2025
18:45 Napoli - Eintracht Frankfurt
21:00 Juventus - Sporting CP

>Wednesday, Nov 5, 2025
21:00 Inter - Kairat Almaty
21:00 Marseille - Atalanta

EUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 4
>Thursday, Nov 6, 2025
21:00 Bologna - Brann
21:00 Rangers - Roma

CONFERENCE LEAGUE MATCHDAY 3
>Thursday, Nov 6, 2025
18:45 Mainz 05 - Fiorentina

Reminder to compliment your sister's feet, to dab on the haters, to burn a candle for your fallen enemies, to rate etruscan players and to keep it comfy

negru

gud calcio

Luciano Niggetti

never in my life have I rated Dybala

強き者、強き運命。弱き者、弱き運命。

Why did Sballet hold a conference earlier? We don't play tomorrow, d-do we

>>151792626
same

>>151792626
crazy technique but takes like 5 million touches and doibblys instead of playing fast.

thorsdvedt is not gud. dives too much

>>151792626
I rated him here

Sassuolonononono

I rated ostigaard from the start btw

gud gol

baldy gole

viola sisters...

Matic is at sassuolo?kek

glad for criscito

>>151792972
really grim, seria ass is the graveyard of turkiye's graveyard

>>151792957
>20th
holy kek

>double the 5% odds of avoiding relegation with a win
>will soon hire De Rossi
if Leopardi was alive he'd be a lifelong Genoafag too

Intrasting

de rossi and d'aversa kino in serie a soon.

cant wait

50% chance of mina/gwen getting into a scuffle
10% chance of folorunsho gol
95% chance of me thinking negative thoughts about dia

>>151793061
Did you text her? Or are you partaking in calcio again to take your mind of it and procrastinate?

Can we have normal thread titles back please. Thanks

>>151793164
Report each and every single post you don't like

Who decides what is "normal"?

>>151793249
they do

Bvll of the century: Stefano Pioli

lazio score some goles

very rough play atm, lets tone it done eh

Piolification

Big mutismo rubentini and bvrini about muh la troya dybala missing the penalty against memegnan who hadn't saved a penalty in 6 gorillion years

*arrives*

decent attack from lazio.

>>151793392
is he a mafia don?

isaksen not gud so far.

letting chinaman give the deciding pass in attack

mo i sleep

oh fuck sake toma

basic shot desu

ooh close

fucking kill me
why are easy cut backs so hard for these cunts

>had the chance to play that clair expedition 33 game that you all hyped
>its literally turned based
Yeah uninstalled it after 5min. Bigger disappointment than Torres at Milan

notice how society went to shit the moment they stopped making games turn based, not a coincidence.

Belgio did you see they mght be walking back on the civ-switching mechanic during eras

>>151793636
only japanese tactical rpgs should be turn based

>>151793595
i had completely repressed the memory of torres being at milan you just unlocked it jesus

Your Honor, in the continuing case of "People that have taste v. Twinkazzo" I present Exhibit 47: the defendant’s utter disdain for "Expedition 33. How can we trust their judgment when they can’t even appreciate this modern masterpiece? This lack of taste not only speaks to their character but, and let’s be honest here, also serves to reinforce every preconceived notion that we have of his "twinkazzo" identity.

>>151793595
turn based is based

casteddu is trying.

foloronshu has been decent. held the ball well and always looked espo to pass.

>>151793595
It's also woke as fuck

should've had 2 gols but no one in this team could score even if their life was on the line

Half-time.

>>151793694
Only if its pokemon games (on the gameboy color)

Sleep tight /seriehairytits/

enzo le 25million fee would have been roma's best player yesterday and under gasperini

>>151793943
Wasn't he supposed to be karahan tepe fc tier?

The 4 Twinkazzos in a row genre

prostata time

>>151793970
he still is but so is roma

who do i kurp tomorrow

>>151793972
4 in a row are too many factors to consider for its ilk. Match 3 games like Candy Crush is where it finds its comfort.

>>151794100
What happens tomorro

>prostata running at the same speed as lazzari
boy he quick

>>151794131
psv getting atropelated

Craniometry of Beppe Marotta: born in Varese but of southern Italian origin, he exhibits a distinctive high occiput, which points to the Cappadocian phenotype, an archaic Mediterranean type originating in Asia Minor, with a prominent convex nose

>>151794131
youth vs sport

Toma Bašić has a twin brother named Jakov

GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS GUS

just shave his head and call him robben

yess isaksss. my fanta

>Danish player saves the day
Well well well

kinol

I mainly play open world- ((mostly ac) because I like to find and collect stuff), football- (fifa (yes I play the player career mode starting as a young talent from my home town team and try to get transfered to Milan and win the cl)) and strategy games (civ or city skylines (if I have time)). Sometimes I play bloons td too. But Im really busy so I have nearly no time for gaming so yes thats why I play gardenscapes, the tower, infinitode 2 or polytopia on my phone.
(This blog post is serie a related because soon pioli will have enough time to start gaming again)

>>151794339
i thought he was swede boy

>>151794347
You thought wrong binland

¡GOL!

>>151794346
>yes I play the player career mode starting as a young talent from my home town team and try to get transfered to Milan and win the cl
Based
>gardenscapes, the tower, infinitode 2 or polytopia on my phone
Not based

At least play Civ 6 on your phone

is palestra a baby fenomeno?

TIM :)

>>151794374
Not a fan of playing "real" games on the phone

noslin and dia got booed.

Quackoletti

>show the worst spot to get hit on to the ball

breh

shouldve passed it ffs

>>151794574
I kneel

Zaccagni gol

How's your evening going /seriea/?

>zaccagni golazzo

zacca

Zaccagni!

>>151794596
no fabbrica tomorrow so bing chilling

>>151794626
no need to mock shrimpy with the hand gesture

U23 won

What happens to Chancellor n-now?

another solid performance from prostata, like him paired with gila, it would be a shame to see them broken up since they complement each other well
>>151794663
hopefully they alternate more often once he's fully recovered

i have decided to kurp copemeiners tomorrow

Post >yfw you see this tomorrow 1 hour before kickoff

>>151794857
This but switch muttuidi for openai

zaniolo,verrats and berardo to jj

>>151794857
What is this about ahah

>>151794989
its the kurp list

Black Friday deals are up

>>151795023
Has the phenomenon of "bangalijst" made it to Belgium yet?

>>151794974
Even with the power of the marmotta league I don't see it, printer can barely beat Verona and bbilan cracked the code for serieass (don't play in European competition)

>>151794555
right one is a Francesca 100%. Not sure about left, probably a Maria

>>151795041
no

Sign him Grimolli, before he starts leaving you on Read...

I’m your biggest fan
I’ll follow you until you love me
Ruslan Malinovskiy

do hunchbacks think there's any chance their locker room won't push Sballet out of the club link they did with the last 4 coaches as well?

Givairo Sneed

It is now 00:00
Juventus plays today.

>>151794449
He's pure bangsbonium

>>151795105
Imma be real witchu... no serious club should be singing Indian-looking crayon eaters

Hello, fellow /daydrinkers/

Today we go beyond the end.

>>151795527
Just connected the dots because of that Italo that commented something with a "Odradek" when I first posted that webm

Was throwing a catheter of piss at Sarri a Death Stranding reference? Is Sarri a BT?

>>151795542
>Just connected the dots because of that Italo that commented something with a "Odradek" when I first posted that webm
That was me!

>tfw basic is a titolarissimo in serie
ass

If you look at the serie ass table, the number of match won/tied/lost by each team describes their formation on the pitch. For example, cremonese won 3 matches, tied 5, lost 2, and they play with a 3-5-2 formation

Updated one is up

JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Koopmeiners; Cambiaso, Locatelli, K. Thuram, Kostić; McKennie, Yıldız; Vlahović.

Gila>Bremerd
Goodnight

>>151795577
Checked and esotericpilled

>>151795577
laviola has zero good defenders so 0-4-6 is appropriate

>Bling_BlingAL
WTF, Adamo didn't quit us!

Jj play in 20 hours

>>151795858
grim

>>151795858
i oppose myself to this

watching porchetto with brazil's shirt feels like such a bad omen, like an impeding doom all over the footy world, a turn of the wheel that we can't escape, a plusvalenza never to be capitalized, a mistake repeated by VAR through the infinity of space and lost in time, like thousands of bald frauds coaching every team at the same time, or a legion of negrus all wanting to be goalkeepers

truly dark times ahead

also
>that brazilian team lmao

Just read the name "Alex Sandro" in november 2025

>>151796546
>>151796498

>>151792626
The injuries completely destroyed him. I think only Erik Lamela comes close in terms of glass-leg issues sabotaging an otherwise promising career.

>>151793918
How do you manage to always be the most homosexual poster of this general? Every time i lurk this thread i think even the schizophrenic poorfag poster may have more testosterone in his body than you.

Good morning!

Thanks to Pavlovic its balkan week at denner
>>151796711
How many pizzas have you already eaten this week?

Jj play again in 12 hours

>>151795577
this is what they discuss at the /seriea/ mason lodge

>>151796711
I don't think it's homosexuality, it's just the way(45) of the polsci enthusiasts

TWINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lidl's focaccia... calcio spallettiano...

>>151792548 (OP)
Drinking just makes me feel sad these days. I don't get that euphoria and desire to chat shit like I used to.
What's happened to me boys? Might have to move on to /daycodeine/ at this rate.

>>151801904
i ate 4 of the little ones with sausage

>Pioli got sacked
rip

The Strange Death of Piolus

>>151802279
Life moves on mate but do you know what does make you feel good?! Updating the UCL Fanta!!!

(I’m kinda the same now, had quite a bit to drink on Sunday during the game and I just felt tired and fed up, no real buzz)

>Dick Cheney
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151802460
everything is happening too much today!

Mo I take a innocuous picture with Penaldo

Grilling spicy sausages for lunch fras. Not particularly hyped for watching Juve and Napoli shit the bed today but there is nothing better to do

>Serie B side Spezia are set to sack their coach, Luca D’Angelo and replace him with ex-Italy CT Roberto Donadoni.

Test

>>151802510
should have waited to grill them for the olympiacos-psv game

>>151802530
>import the mafia world become the mafia world

>>151795577
>nazio has 4 wins 3 ties 3 defeats
>plays with a 4-3-3

>>151802508
I looked up Raoul Bova news and was confused

>>151802530
Wouldn't have happened if he had choosed Raiola

the ghost of raiola is still managing the ghost of potba

guardiolel will pay 80m for the super technical cb kurpmeiners

if buciano doesn't shit the bed today I'm getting pic related

>>151802380
Is UCL Fanta actually good? I need something to keep me going during the week.
What's the UI like? All other fantasy footy I've tried apart from FPL have terrible UI.

Mino Rabiola

Also ffs I just remembered we waited an entire year for Pogba to recover

>>151803120
It's nice desu

>>151802965
+70m for benchwarmer hadjimoussa

>>151803432
i.e "we waited for his steroid cycle which we ourselves administered, as per juventus tradition, to be no longer traceable

Italian vidya fenomeno Vampire Survivors is getting a Warhammer-themed spinoff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5E_EaxN1qo

>>151803643
>they didn't even bother giving it an original name
>also can only play as humiez
boooooriiiiiing, next

Chat, is this rizz?

>>151803672
vampire survivors-like: warhammer 40K

>to me Koopmeiners is a midfielder
>proceeds to play him as defender
Is this what Plato meant with noble lie?

>>151803804
ive seen him play irl in red and black
he makes known twink david brooks look like a fully grown man

Désiré Doué wins the Golden Boy Award 2025

>>151803672
>>151803829
Vampire Survivor's main charm is the characters' names, this one looks like a cheap copy with a few reskins here and there. At least games such as Megabonk and Ball X Pit took that concept and tried to expand it a little bit.

>>151803804
This fucking GOALcel should focus on scoring on the pitch, then the chicks will come to him.

The tragedy of Aaron Ramsey after signing for a club in Mexico:

• Joined Mexican club Pumas UNAM in July 2025 on a one-year deal

• Made 6 appearances and scored 1 goal for the club

• On October 9 his dog Halo disappeared after leaving Halo in a dog-shelter in San Miguel de Allende when he joined his national team

• The cameras at the site mysteriously did not work

• He initially offered a USD $10k reward for Halo’s return, then doubled it to USD $20k

• Several weeks passed and Halo was never found or heard from again

• Before leaving Mexico Ramsey shared on his IG account: "The cameras weren’t recording, no tracker found her, no sightings, no body, and a bunch of lies!"

• The incident deeply affected him off the pitch, and he terminated his contract with Pumas after 3-4 months at the club

>>151803804
depends on who it was sent to
>>151804085
>Ball X Pit
really enjoying this atm

>>151804088
>jimenez
>gimenez
Do you have explosive residue in your eyes Amin?

https://x.com/romeoagresti/status/1985751563843838188
>Jjust to hire a Glega board member
Oh no

>>151804277
*Glesga
fuck

>>151804193
There's two of them? Never seen him play. God Milan signed so many shitters, sporting director Ibra absolute ass.

Europa Universalis 5 is up, but the crack isn't

Hello kitty vampire hunter adventure

>>151804277
The Caledonification of calcio SHALL continue!

(/tv/ idea: a Californication remake set in Scotland called Caledonification)

Geo vampire guessr hunter

The adidas Juventus LF jersey will be released on November 5th

Made a ragu with chunks of beef meat instead of minced beef meat. It had to simmer for 6 hours for the beef chunks to fall apart but there is 1000x more flavour.

In the weekend I will try the same for chili con carne, using the beef chunks instead of beef minced meat.

>>151804545
/ck

>>151804319
Vicky 3's cracked version came out on the same date as the game, but then again that game leaked months in advance...I'm here looking at people playing it, seething

cam on napolecani

This is the most sterile possession football I've ever seen, good job Nabule

>>151804545
Why dont you post pictures?

>>151804621
TANOKE cracked it, go take a look

>>151804844
hell yeah, thanks

Tanuki

>Fiorentina abandon D’Aversa option as dressing room pushes for Palladino return

not gud

good lord

>>151805074
lmao i just did the same thing 3 minutes ago because i remembered its 4th of novemeber

Me: I have a problem
Boss: You should use Regular Expressions to solve it
Me: Now I have 2 problems

Well that was a boring first half, Frankfurt wants the draw and is not even trying to leave its half

Thoughts on the line-up J-bluds?

>>151805651
0-3

>>151805651
Awww, here it goes

>>151805651
>>151805674
Probably looks more like this, or with Conceicao further forward and Muttuidi as the RWB

>>151805674
>>151805651
is kelly injured or does buciano hate him that much he's willing to play cumbeeassobomber in his place ??

>>151805742
Muscle injury last I checked

>>151805651
Possibly gigakino
Worth watching and live shitposting

Mckennie is the best player in Juventus. But the JJ customers shit him constantly just because he's american. A Corvette among Fiat 500s.

>>151804843
i should really

Napolel is so fucking bad, how did they win the scudetto?

>>151805908
Conte + NoEuroFootybonus

Spalletti:

On the match – “We need a win. We must show the right attitude. What matters most is being ready to do whatever the match demands. Chase when it’s time to chase, and when we have the ball, we must show a good level of football.”

On McKennie’s position – “McKennie is excellent at working all over the pitch; he’s also good when playing more centrally. Conceição finds it a bit more difficult inside, but his best area is the wide spot near the penalty box.”

On Cremonese – “When Cremonese pressed us aggressively, we quickly adjusted defensively. But Sporting are very good at making you run without the ball. The physical effort is the same — if you use it all chasing, you’ll have no energy left when you’re in possession.”

Ben Kingsley Spalletti

New Humble Pro-Choice Monthly Woke Bundle is up
(it's fucking shit)

Look out for clussy posting later on

>>151806160
Another Crab's Treasure is gud doe

>They remade Pharoah
Tf?!?! It's probably lost all it's sovl, but the original was a very gud citybuilder

how many balls have they shot 100 meters high from just outside the box now?

>>151806187
Does it have nude mods? No? Then it's CRAP

will buciano be exposed?

>>151806312
Yes. Tudor football is more football, Spalletti is less football so more exposed

Napoli - 1.91 Expected goals (xG) 0.36 - Eintracht Frankfurt

Yeah that was enough semen slurping sport

Is Conte deliberately trying to drop out of europe so he can go back to playing once a week?

>>151806371
Yet more proof that xG means nothing, Napoli could have played for another 90 minutes without scoring

>>151806468
Your whole life means nothing too so why don't you get over with it instead of living another 50 years lol

>>151806460
yes its not like napoli could reach further than quarter finals

>all wins
>zero conceded
over to you inter

>Caressa "commenting"
grim

>>151806527
You're not wrong there

ioannidis hat trick (three penalties) incoming

Oh, it's one of *those* refs

Vagiannidis sounds like a nasty ancient std

What the FUCK, Fresneda mentioned, you now remember

Olympiakos (some say Kosm)

>no Jeremiah Israël "Jerry" St. Juste
jJ might have a chance

>>151806747
>Jeremiah Israël "Jerry" St. Juste
Northern bvll

based buyern death to pissg

What happened to Gatti's face, did he expose his face to Timefall?

>>151806721
does your broadcast have a yellow sepia colour? this is gayreek technologia

I'm pretty sure Gatti got a hair system instead of a hair transplant

>>151806795
it's not Gatti, it's a clone

>>151806812
It does a bit, but when the camera was scrolling by the player's faces during the CL anthem it was even more noticeable

GREAT blocking by Teun. He's like a new signing

Went from Kalulu YOLOcrosses to Muttuidi's..........................

>>151806837
its the rain guard this is the state of greece using 1920s technology in 2025

Someone tell Muttuidi his crosses don't have to follow the same trajectory as his countrie's tomahawk missiles

>>151806882
that lil chubby texas nigga has become unironically my favourite player of the last 5 years of Juve

>>151806912
Link

:skull:

Sballet pls

>Di Gregorio
Jesus christ man

it begins

Every shot is a goal

this could get ugly

>>151806923
Balatro - Balatro 2026 Wall Calendar - Fangamer Europe https://share.google/BP9paaXaYSdfootO3

Sborrting has a better player in each position, if Comolli were to shop literally anybody he wouldn't make any mistake lol

>>151806947
He's actually a regen of Handanovic lmfao, only shows up every once in a while and then concedes the most retarded

Bro is diving in slowmotion

what a sculata

The power of Spaletti

>>151806996
imagine paying for ai fanfic of a mobile game

This has gone too far, Spalletti OUT

Did Turdor's car reach Spalato yet

see, thats how you make a save

ABJ bro's thank god comolli signed spaletti we are FEASTING all the way to the summer AT LEAST

It's literally been Zingarentus since Igor left

did digre mess up or was it a golazo

slugatelli thinks he's frank lampard

Did Tudor's car reach Balatro yet

only vlahovic shoots instead of passing it there

Sborrting's keeper is showing Di Merdorio what an actual keeper is

>>151807058
An extremely accurate shot which should've been prevented
So both

>>151807058
Tricky angle but Greg could've done much better there

My father told me Koopmeiners, tonight, has the eyes of somebody who wants to decide this match

>>151807058
See >>151807004

Di Gianantonio

Locatelli looks more than Thuram than Thuram looks like Locatelli

Cambiaso is the kind of guy who only plays with the Checkered deck on Balatro

Buy both these Greek memes wtf

Just made a Cloacatelli edit but it's too disgusting to post

I used to rate Thuram but I forgot why

Thuram genuinely awful tonight

>>151807176
Similar reasons to you rating Douglas Luiz I'm sure

I've been a Thuramtruther since day 1

>hitting Conceicao of all players
Kek

>>151807181
he's playing while injuried

jJ should just sell the whole squad and buy the sborrting sqaud

This looks like a very Opendian match

>>151807181
None of >our midfielders are good in tight spaces nor have a decent touch lmfao

New Curious Assistant footage!!

>>151807249
Zingarova has those skills, but generally lacks the ability to walk

>yellow to Cambiaso for that
What the fuck is this ref kek

Dembel-ACK!

That was a clear yellow, instead he booked the victim. Always the same shit. Incredible.

Negru on negru violence

Massimo Moratti is refereeing this match

/idea/: Hieronymus Bosch marmot

BREAKING NEWS | Belgian airspace is CLOSED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT and until further notice following drone sightings.

Yeah sub on Zingarova, Adzic and Kostic please Buciano

Yeah I'm done. Usual Ceferin approved referee... Either that or he's blind... Two clear fouls in 2 seconds and he didnt see neither of them....

I don't know what this ref is doing lol

This fucking greaseball locatelli has 1 goal in 4 seasons and takes more shots than everyone

This referee is fucking shit jesus christ lmao

ZINGAROOOOO

VLACH

The clowns are supposed to be posted after the match, not having them refereeing wtf

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Based Zingaro and I apologize to Thuram

he's really dusaning his vlahovic right now

Nice gole desu. Good job zingaro

Decent run and assist by Thuram but Jesus Christ, it's clear that he's still injured, sub him off at half-time even for his mental sake

>>151807509
This one glass panel saved multiple people from suiciding

Conceicao porco dio you fucking shitter

>>151806782
The power of this jinx is going unnoticed

All that money for Openduck and Davidgru as Vlaho replacements kek

NANO DI MERDA

Allegrian goal btw

aahhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID HE MISS THAT

>>151807348
Wtf it's real

No refunds for Conceição

Vlahovic is possesed

It's going unnoticed just the kind of damage Thiago Motta was doing to this team btw

Yildiz waking up. I guess he was still mentally recovering from finishing As Dusk Falls in a single sit

serious question: in your country, do you usually watch matches on tv / on streaming / via unofficial east timorese streams?
whatever it is, in Hungary, it's still not customary even in official streams to be able to turn off the (usually shitty) commentary and just listen to stadium ambience

>>151807654
i dont rate him

>>151807709
kurp de Tiako if Nonceicao's decision making is dreadful and Lukakatelli is more worried about topping the most irrelevant stats instead of being helpful

>>151807704
Contract is up soon and he's turning into an actual striker only now ffs

Aruba please buy the third kit so we can renew the right gypsy

>>151807709
But nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the anti thiago loffa poster is a schizo they assured me

>>151807760
I watch on Ziggo, officially. And you can turn off the commentary when watching on their box, but not their app

>>151807709
*Giuntoli

>>151807760
you can only listen to ambient noise whenever sports journos go on a strike

Right, Kalulu is playing

>>151807836
>sports journos go on a strike

Gud first half, Koopmeiners somehow the best CB on the pitch for >us tonight lole

Half-time?

https://x.com/ilario82/status/1985799112864960522
>russians hate dogs just like me
Uuuuuuh based?

>>151807869
this is how everyone feels when it happens but sometimes they get a special permit from their union to do the broadcast even while on strike

>>151807882
Watching Diomande makes one realize how insanely dogshit >our CBs are, for the positive part Koopmeiners has been honestly really good at least

hakimi is kil

>>151807968
Also offside, just you wait

>can't even stand up
Yeah Beppe is on a streak

Half time clussy

Kelly got tough competition from Koopmeiners to get back into the starting XI..

Sergiño Dest was dribbled past five times by an opponent in the first half against Olympiakos. That is already the second-highest number for a CL player this season over an entire (!) match.

id like to remind /seriea/ that it is, still in fact, tummy tuesday

Ahhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Moroccans in my French university chat are seething because they're playing AFCON at home this winter and dream about a victory

>>151808116
he is playing against podence so thats natural

>>151808164
might not play football ever again and they care about them icky mouse trophy zambia has won

>>151808164
>French university chat
>Moroccans
You're trowling for beurette and baguette pusy?!?!?!

>>151808164
you dont need to be a med student to know that there's no chance he plays in afcon

Di Gregorio's kurp if Greasytelli is too worried about his irrelevant stats rather than marking sborrting players

Hopefully he switches Cambiaso to the right and plays Gnostic

Stomach hurting

What's the point of these weak ass shots from outside the box, just keep passing it around ffs

>>151808422
Locatelli ahh post

Only Koopmeiners could kek

Koopmeiners lmfao

>>151808478
good excuse to sub him off

>no yellow on kalulu
lmaoooo

Teun gonna cosplay a Balatro joker with these shoes in different colours

Not sure who I'd rather see deader between this ref or Gatti

>>151808547
Well >we might not see this ref ever again, Gatti on the other hand is bound to stay until 2030 so

>Zingaro and Hjulmand arguing
He just killed our mercato wtf

Bring on the Opendarc Raider, tonight’s the night….

I think Openda and Adciz could work well as subs

wtf Thuram's shot just landed on my Lune in a jar action figure

Lel thuram

that was like a koop free kick

Khephren, maybe far shots aren't your thing h-haha

Thuram stop fucking shooting

really wishing Lillian got his tubes tied watching this game

Locatelli and Thuram walk into a shooting range
Everyone dies

Thuram is now ready to join the IDF

SPALLETTI THE SUBS YOU BALD FUCK

Thuram…brother ask for a sub ur not 100%...

Catamo Luiano

I can forgive Thuram because he has an assist at least but watching Locatelli play is a depressing experience, God what a shitter

>van der ven
just a dutch version of gila

Maybe I'm just too used to our shitters but that Diomandé negru seems alright

>>151808833
Gila wishes kek

Like comparing Usain Bolt to Cataldi

Yeah let's wait until the uuuuuh 85th minute to make some subs now that the team has collapsed

>>151808833
you mean nuno

Is Zegrova still in the Dr. Gero laboratories or he's been called up?
Anyway SBALLET THE CHANGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As soon as a coach joins Jj they instantly forget about substitutions. Really makes you think huh

>Zingarova has an hairful now
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Spalletti is a genius

I didn't mean to be like my father, but I think he was right, Yildiz -as talented as he is - might be actually really stupid.

Zingarova actually exists wtf

>>151808878
Well, here's the answer

>>151808933
All footballers are dumb as rocks anon

>kostic
>adzic
>zingrova
lock up your valuables

Based Zingarova

>>151808947
of course, but he is stupid via decisions on the pitch as well.

1 Van De Ven please

zingaro di merda

Attenzione pickpocket

>>151808975
fifa tier, you can't do this in FL 2025

The referee has stolen Belgio's substances

kek based zingrova

>Hjulmand's hairline
:skull:

Only a thunder from either Zingaro or Zingarova can solve this match

Spalletti from above, with this coat, looks like one of those Dead Hand mobs from Ocarina of Time kek

Jj - 1.18 Expected goals (xG) 0.19 - CP

At some point you just gotta accept that the players are not very good

M-Miretti is at Jj?!?!

wtf a negru nihao

First-ever sighting of a cinegru

>mckennie as captain
kino

>Locatelli gone
Now we ball

>strikerless jjust
what is Sborretti cooking

Zegrova is what we needed but I don't think we got enough time tonight

>>151809222
>>strikerless jjust
Did you REALLY have to post this?

>>151809266
Well am I wrong

>>151809284
Heh...

Zhegrova is the answer, but I don't know to what question just yet

The only negru on this planet that can't even chase a ball. Incredible.

>David in
it's over

I'm willing to leak my nudes for a David goal

>Allison Santos
Would listen to her songs

if he put openda and david in the same 11 will the double negative is a positive thing work?

oh boy

is openda on or was that david?

Is juve out of league phase with this draw?

1 point earned on Pafos.

Golazo Dildiz

>>151809446
should just contemode the next games even if >we aren’t

We have a really, reaaaaally short pink
If we rotate someone we're dead on that field

1 point gained on some
2 points lost on others

>>151809506
>contemode
Qrd?

>>151809356
David did the right thing not scoring.

MEH
Good performance overall but damn, should've risked more upfront even by subbing Openda in

Satisfactory is up on consoles

Proper 1-1 nothingburger timewaste

Champion's League Hyyype

>Mo I win
- Arne Slot

>>151809534
crash the fuck out and leaguemaxx because you know aren’t making a deep cup run

na-night fras, enjoy bonfire night tomorrow, hopefully kairat kick the shins of all the sfinter players to bits

Koopmeiners and Kalulu are better CBs than Gatti btw

>>151809653
You and me are as well

>>151809663
are you right or left footed?

>>151809524
both olympiacos and pissshitv will not qualify so it wont matter

>>151809686
Pretty gud with both feet tbqh

Elkann please sell the soul of like 3-4 millions of terroni to do a Makima-like contract with the Berlusconi Devil and be able to spend hundreds of millions on Diomande, Hjulmand and Haaland

Juventus 1 : 1 Sporting

>xG: 1.18 - 0.27
>xThreat: 1.57 - 0.61

>>151809748
Business idea: Gun Devil at Continassa and Yoru in my bed :)

>>151809778
Thank you Di Gregorio! Very cool!

>>151809778
Gun Devil contract with Jj so that the players learn how to shoot

Koopmeiners' italian is pretty gud tbqh

>>151809778
>Yoru
The Valorant char?!?!?

>>151809863
no the sexo devil

Sleep tight /seriebrowngirl/

>Koopmeiners: "In this position I feel much better because I’m not a forward who plays with his back to the goal like I did in the other matches. I’ve told the club this as well. This is a role where I feel much better."
No more kurps to give

>>151809748
€80m on Hjulmand to do the same thing as Locatelli :skullemoji:

>>151809998
Miretti should start there instead

>>151809956
It's NNN chill with this shit

>>151809998
You're not wrong either, but the team needs a regista not a maniac who statpads and makes 30 tackles a match. Maybe Stiller but a billion clubs want him and I'm not sure he'd like to come to Jj either heh.

>>151810036
2 words: Stije Resink

Miretti should start against Cairettorino

Spalletti already losing his voice kek

I am going insane

>>151810358
Calm down Buciano, it's only a footie match

>>151810410
BEYOND THE END

>>151810433
/a/ idea: One For All but with all the Jj coaches

free my nigga zegrova

With [REDACTED] this one you won it.

>“Dai Gianluca, it's still a long way”
>A phrase uttered to himself, Spalletti "invokes" Gianluca Vialli in the final moments of Cremonese-Juventus. He had already remembered Vialli in the past, describing him as a "guiding spirit" during the National Team era
100 edits just came up in my head, imagine a Vialli BT hanging around Sballet by the touchline

Prove this image wrong.

They didn't fly so good

Elkann warming up the upcoming derby like no others

>>151811092
Americans are so fat a week or two of fasting would do them good.

tfw forgot to post clussy yesterday

>>151811039
Kek

>>151809998
A good purchase

Good morning!

>Gimenez's message: "For several months I've been playing with an ankle injury that hasn't allowed me to be at 100%, nor to feel comfortable on the court. With determination I've continued to help the team, I've continued to play, but the pain has grown, it's time to stop. Now it's time to recover and prepare to be with you as soon as possible"
Fiorentina has decided to part ways with Stefano Pioli. The coach will be sacked, but negotiations are needed to resolve the economically very burdensome contract that was signed between the parties last summer.
>AC Milan are interested in Giovane, the talented midfielder from Hellas Verona. Verona are asking for at least €10M to sell him. Inter and Napoli are also keeping an eye on the player.
Milan and Inter need to complete the purchase of the San Siro before November 10, as from that date an architectural protection order would be placed on the second tier, preventing its demolition. Financial details Total price (stadium + surrounding areas): €197 million Municipal discount: €22 million Initial payment: €73 million (first installment) Bank loan: around €100 million The valuation was based on the Italian Revenue Agency’s assessment.
> Some details are already known: the new San Siro as envisioned by Inter and Milan will host 71,500 spectators, feature two tiers, and have an oval shape, without the iconic red beams that currently give the stadium its rectangular identity from above.
The stands will have a 37-degree incline, and the plan includes a fixed roof covering the stands but not the pitch, designed with high acoustic insulation performance. The ceiling above the seats will be partially made with sound-absorbing materials, while the rear facades of the Curva Nord and Curva Sud will feature grilles to reduce noise ensuring that both ends can still roar freely.
>Serie A Sports Judge: Fine of €8,000 to AC Milan, under the principle of objective responsibility, for having unjustifiably delayed the start

Poorfags lost.

>>151815039
> and have an oval shape, without the iconic red beams that currently give the stadium its rectangular identity from above.
Grim

>>151815542
where’s Locatelli?

My uncle who is my godfather built 2 Ferrari dealerships told me this guy John Elkann is a homosexual was told by his good friend and president of fiat Sergio who passed away.

He’s the problem folks.

RIP Sergio.

FORZA JUVENTUS!

>>151815834
>>151815834
>>151815834
Here to find out home many car dealerships gatti built