Thread 151807785

News
Jets get 5 firsts
Colts get Sauce
Cowboys get robbed in New York

nobody gives a flying fuck about dick fuck cheney

GRONK TRADED TO THE PATRIOTS

>bimbo on ESPN called Schefter the most important man in the world right now
>Real Madrid are currently playing vs Liverpool in the Champions League
Americans really don't pay attention to football at all eh

*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>oh yes... another ice cream dinner for patti
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*

>>151807914
Mariota magic is real

Patty Cuckitini

Looks like they resolved their differences

>>151807964
Of course not, bellend

>>151807785 (OP)
>5 firsts
1 on some fat lineman who never contributes
3 packaged up for a QB who doesn’t do shit
1 on a decent WR

>>151807964
Fuck off retard, obviously we don't care about soccer

>>151807964
>>Real Madrid are currently playing vs Liverpool in the Champions League
The who what?

Fatshit Buttholes

WADDLE & ARACHNE SENT TO BRONCOS IN PACKAGE DEAL

Seahawks trading for resneed shasneed at WR is the most puzzling of the entire batch. You already traded for the ghost of cooper kupp who you dont use, only throw to jsn, and have tory horton who is actually good behind them. Why get another no name wr?
Also, fuck my redskins

>>151808058
And there it is

>>151807914
why are the circles bigger or smaller?

nothing ever happens

>>151808073
Holy shit it's real.

>[Hughes] The #Dolphins did listen to calls for Jaylen Waddle. They wanted a first-round pick plus, I'm told. That was too rich for most receiver-needy teams. ...

AHAHAHAHAHA
OHNONONOOOOOO

PHINS CANT EVEN SCROUNGE FOR SCRAPS RIGHT

5 minutes left, is that really it? bills and chargers sitting on their fucking hands once again? broncos not adding reinforcements? breece hall staying put on a tanking team? come on, do something

>>151808120
Number of dropbacks

>>151808130
I would pay more than a fourth for him

so the two big trades of the day are a fraud team overpaying for a CB and a shit team trading for a DL that won't help them make the playoffs

>>151808050
The Madrid Royals are playing the Liverpool Fighting Irish in the SoccerBowl Qualifiers

>>151808120
Looks like sample size to me

>>151808130
wow that's way too much, isn't Waddle also really injury prone?

NFL really needs to make these trade deadlines more interesting. NBA and MLB have them beat here.

>>151808073
>Arachne
Sounds like one of my old WoW characters

>>151808124
For the most part, well run teams don’t need to scramble at the trade deadline. It’s smarter to hold onto capital than to overpay in the heat of the moment. Also you’re already winning games with the roster you have.

1 more minute to finalize that AJ Brown to Pats trade that everyone knows is definitely happening

ober

>>151808024
>Jaylen Waddle
>first-round pick plus,

[Schefter] Saints are trading OL Trevor Penning to the Chargers, per source. ...


[Schefter] Saints are trading OL Trevor Penning to the Chargers, per source. ...


[Schefter] Saints are trading OL Trevor Penning to the Chargers, per source. ...
[Schefter] Saints are trading OL Trevor Penning to the Chargers, per source. ...

>>151808073
Still waiting for confirmation on this rumor

Fire Beane into the sun.

lol, lmao

Saints trade OL Trevor Penning to the Chargers as a buzzer beater deal

Chargers traded for lineman :)

>>151808226
>>151808246
Doesn't he kind of suck?

ITS OVER

What in tarnation are the Saints doing? Offensive linemen are the hardest position to acquire, even if they're average.

Reminder

[Schultz] Jets RB Breece Hall wants to be traded, I’m told. A little over one hour until the deadline, but Breece “wants to be out.”

[Schultz] Jets RB Breece Hall wants to be traded, I’m told. A little over one hour until the deadline, but Breece “wants to be out.”

[Schultz] Jets RB Breece Hall wants to be traded, I’m told. A little over one hour until the deadline, but Breece “wants to be out.”

[Schultz] Jets RB Breece Hall wants to be traded, I’m told. A little over one hour until the deadline, but Breece “wants to be out.”

DISSAPOINTED MY CHIEFS DIDNT GET HIM

BUTTTT

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>>151808262
oh?
They have a chance?

>>151808289
I wonder who's behind this post

BREAKING
Panthers release Hendon Hooker

>>151808302
Probably not but you can't let your star QB get hurt like Jayden

>>151808289
Reminder

SHOHEI OHTANTI TO THE RAMS

>>151808189
I like the idea of Garrett to the Bucs, the name of the game right now is QB Pressure since its a passing league. Who gets shaky and makes mistakes and who is composed and still makes the plays depends on that pressure. This move makes sense to me, and I would give up capital to have that for years to come if they could make it happen, it's not just a trade for this year, its also about the future.

>>151807992
Jokes aside, anyone who genuinely thought AJ Brown was getting traded in the middle of a season is a retard, honestly.

Daily reminder that if your team traded picks for someone that means they are desperate

I think the panic for the Chiefs will finally start to settle in when they lose to the Broncos next week.

People with weak immune systems should be sterilized

[Schefter]The Jacksonville Jaguars have been traded to London for a bag of crisps.

>>151808340
Ohtani was fucking worthless in the WS. Damn near gave up the whole team allowing 4 scores before being pulled out

The Dallas Cowboys lost to the Arizona Cardinals last night.

>>151808380
this but also for bad skull shapes

>>151808376
Didn't you hear? Josh Simmons is back from crack rehab. Bronchitis are about to get the belt.

>>151808383
he hit like 3 hrs in that one game

Did the Colts give up way too much in the Sauce Gardner deal or am I a retard? Two 1sts seems like a lot for Gardner

>>151808376
Got a wait and see if the Broncos manhandle the Raiders on Thursday or not. The only consistent game they've played was against the Cowboys. Besides that it's all been last minute shenanigans, the 4th quarter meme magic is real with the Broncos right now

Enough about trades, it's time for Mahomes Mountain

Adonai Mitchell was the young freak WR the Colts got from Texas. Elite athlete. Runs a 4.34 forty yd dash and jumps a 39.5 inch vertical at 6-2 / 205 (big for a WR)

>cowboys lost on national TV
>offloaded Sauce for some sweet first round picks
>Zoran gonna be mayor
feels GOOD to be a new yorker, bros

>>151808428
>stafford on top
So time to change the name of your gay segment, Nick

>jets get a mountain of picks for two guys
>dolphins get....a low third from the jewiest GM of them all

it's going to be a long rest of this decade

>>151808433
jfc imagine trying to get athlete to come play for your team after telling them
>"Uh yeah you will be taxed 75% of your paycheck here"
Jets and Giants are going to have their work cut out for them moving forward

>>151808484
That's not how it works lol

>>151808376
Have to play the Broncos (twice), Colts, and Chargers. With 4 losses, I don't think KC is going to make it.

>>151808431
>drop the ball before getting into the endzone
>get sent to the Jets as punishment

>>151808431
>Adonai Mitchell was the young freak WR the Colts got from Texas. Elite athlete. Runs a 4.34 forty yd dash and jumps a 39.5 inch vertical at 6-2 / 205 (big for a WR)

[McLovin]Woody Johnson was about to sign off on a trade sending Breece Hall to Kansas City, but right before it happened Breece Hall "inexplicitly" insulted him on the conference call. This caused Woody to raise the price for Breece Hall, leading Brett Veach to pull out of the deal.

Crazy stuff .

Who got the juicy bussy

>>151808484
whos asshole did you pull that number out of

>>151808484
>I'm retarded
We know. No need to spike the ball

>>151808500
well yeah true unless they are free agents they don't really have a say. its kind of like jews trading slaves to one another

>>151807964
A HUGE DAY FOR SOCCER

I'm ready for a 3 course bussy meal

Denver is interesting because the league believes the Broncos covet another pass catcher, but they keep winning with the group they have. Six straight wins with the group they have may make them say "we all we got, we all we need." But if there is one team that could provide us with the Fourth of July on the Fourth of November, it would be the Broncos. Head coach Sean Payton has been known to throw around draft picks when he wants something badly enough.

But which wideouts might the Broncos be after? Payton's ties to the Saints could make Rashid Shaheed a top target, if it's downfield speed Denver is eyeing.
>Shaheed was traded to SEA for 2 picks
Chris Olave is a much more well-rounded option, but his price tag figures to be much steeper. Or maybe Jakobi Meyers from the rival Raiders is the most sensible bet, if it's another possession target Payton has in mind.
>Meyers was traded to JAX for 2 picks
A tight end might also be on the radar

>>151808576
>JFFM is gay
and there it is

>>151808530
mine

What's his fucking problem?

>>151808631
not enough melanin

Hey bros

>>151808581
All that smoke for nothing. Clearly the WR market was too rich for their taste. Can't blame them honestly I wouldn't have given up what the Raiders and Saints got for Meyers and Shaheed

Pittsburgh added Marquez Valdes-Scantling

only 24 more years for a playoff win, phinbros

>>151808546
No, as in that's not what their taxes would be. Not even close.
Plus, total tax burden is higher in a lot of red states that have no income tax than many states that do, because of other sources like sales and property taxes.

>>151808130
>dolphins would rather get nothing than a 2nd for an ok #2 receiver
Why.

>>151808050
It’s all an elaborate scheme to see which European soccer team has the most money

>>151808631
Being too highly skilled for the refs.

>>151808631
There's something in the water in Denver

>>151808431
Fitting punishment for negating a free TD. You are now a Jet.

>>151808747
Justin Fields? Bryce Young? Tell us who this shitter could possibly be

fuck it. carnell tate and caleb tiernan in the draft, add kyler or mariota in free agency. maybe tommy rees can actually call plays after the first drive unlike kevin. it's fucking false hope o'clock again since these retards can't even tank right

>>151808747
>here's your MVP frontrunner bro

>>151808696
I thought he wuz taxin based on how White tha neighborhood iz? shoot.. migh as well exxpect it 2 be up thurr

>>151808781
>Elite
>No dog
>Fraud
>Stat padder
>Schemebabby

>>151808724
It's horse piss

>>151808672
lol seahawks cut him

>>151808484
New Jersey isn't even the same state

>>151808842
It's NORAD and other weird Colorado Fed Spook shit

wojak and wojak variant posters are purely cancer to this great website

eagles chads... I'm scared

>>151808799
Is it mock draft time?

>>151808888
jfc what a dogshit division

>>151808884
>he thinks there are feds in colorado
KEK, are they there to spy on the cows anon?

>>151808645
panthies sneaking up on the bucs

>>151808890
Mariota is legitimately a good back-up. He might be too good if you want to tank the season.

>>151808910
It glows pretty hard here, buddy.

>>151808903
>jerry doing jerry things
>commanders are dead and old
>giants are dead and suck
There's not supposed to be repeat winners of the NFC East, I'm scared.

>>151808888
Is the NFC West the best division in football?

So what did the Eagles get in return for AJ?

>>151808946
Always has been

>>151808645
Bryce getting height mogged to Bolivian in there

>>151808910
Have you ever been to DIA? Something ain't right

If you interchanged the populations of Seattle and New York nobody would be able to tell a difference

>>151808960
>injured niners doing better than most teams in the league
>rams are really good
>seahawks doing really good
>cardinals are a dropped ball away from being .500

>>151808990
I think New Yorkers take a little more pride in their shit hole city than Seattlefags do

>>151808990
unless you can tell a flip from a puerto rican

>>151808023
we don't sign our posts here

[Post deleted by Breece Hall] Sick about my bruddas man happy for them but man im sick rn

>>151809002
Do they really? Kek

>>151809018
>current 'n-no you"
Must have struck that bellend

Tom Brady reveals dog Junie is clone of former pet Lua, which died in 2023

>>151808968
yo wtf is this

>>151809063
Yes, we already knew Brady worships Satan

>>151809063
He should make a clone of the other mutt he owns.

>>151809078
dickenbals

>>151809051
we don't sign our posts here

>>151809078
Fun fact, the guy who made it got crushed by it and died when they were moving it from his studio. That statue is legitimately demonic

>>151808424
They want to go all out this season, but yeah it's a bit of an overpay

>>151809063
He also harvested biological material from his sons and dead fetuses to maintain his youth and vigor

Dogshit trade deadline, barely any kinoes.

>>151809063
Sometimes, dead is better.

>>151809108
Nfl is complete shit and you are subhuman cattle

>>151809100
He got crushed by the giant blue horse dick? Mr Hands plz

>>151809108
Unless this Waddle to Denver thing is real then yeah, pretty boring

>>151809126
It's not happening, fins wanted a first

>>151809108
Most of the good teams don't need anything else and most of the bad teams don't have anything worth trading or are asking too much

>>151809063
>Lua Bringdaballova

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>151809108
Jets blew up
Zohran cheered

>>151809200
Show penis

>>151809200
How many more times are you gonna post this?

>>151809265
until they win da owl

>>151809291
Drop dead

You can choose heads or tails on a coin toss

>>151809063
Has he made a clone of his prepubescent son to fuck yet

>>151809319
Tails

>>151809319
Heads

>>151809452
Told you about the white boy takeover

>>151809452
I could go for a brisket sandwich right about now

>>151809319
>she wanna fuck but keep her clothes on, i only want the jaw

>>151809452
This just reminded me that Kyler Murray didn't get traded anywhere
What are the Cardinals even doing?

>>151809449
You know these are all fixed to land on one side right lol

>>151809452
Correct decision

>>151808964
height mogged to BAZINGA

Chargers are decimated at running back after losing both Najee Harris and Omarion Hampton

Harris won't be back after tearing his Achilles in Week 3. Hampton has been on the IR since Week 5, but there's no sign that he's ready to return as he battles an ankle injury. That's why it was so surprising to see them completely ignore a stud running back on the trade market with a bargain asking price

>>151809319
I choose the edge

>>151809319
You can also elect the golden at toss rule and let Ohtani toss the coin instead of a ref.

>>151809308
You first

>>151809197
it was only funny the first time

>>151809495
who would even want him

>should have replied to him with "...gorgeous"

God damnit I always do this to myself

>>151809507
"bargain" lmfao do you realize how long Breece Hall is under contract?

>>151808949
some more overdramatic media bullshit just like every other season

>>151809556
cleveland
it's always cleveland

>>151809265
Reminder youngcuck is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by Raider cholos

And what of good Cardonius' trades?

>>151809637
Are you that same schizo that used to call me Sal?

Washington Commanders are 3-6, and they’re on a four-game losing streak where they were blown out the last three games. QB Jayden Daniels suffered a bad elbow dislocation that will likely put him on the shelf for the rest of the year, and WR Terry McLaurin is still out after reaggravating a quad injury.

Now that they are likely out of playoff contention, will 46 year old GM Adam Peters make a move, or multiple moves, before the deadline? No!

>>151809556
Raiders? Dolphins? idk

FUCK YES

>>151808888
>Giants
I don't even know why I expect anything from this team.

I watched Charlie Sheen on Bill Maher's podcast and he was chudding out about Bad Bunny being the halftime show.

>>151809691
Cardinals are so much better with him it's obvious. Murray has been a run around meme faggot his entire career. Never should've been paid after year 3

>>151809679
They should tank the season and give jayden help through the draft. They're way too old

>>151809691
Huh?? Wtf? Bring back the korean midget QB and give him a korean midget o-line ffs. Cardinals football is about the STRUGGLE not this gay ass sensible approach to winning bullshit

>>151809696
hey, at least you guys had a fun 2 weeks before it all came spiraling down

Do pornstars enjoy their jobs

>>151809654
Shut up, Sal

>>151808888
Funny thing is they are aren't even tanking to catch the Eagles next year, these teams are actually trying to win this year

>>151808799
>half of the gAyFC in the top 10 again

>>151809779
Ask ur mum lel

>>151809779
kwab of the thread. nigger got banned for nothing kek

>>151809840
It was clearly off topic.

Get em janny!! Fuck his ass!!!!!

Shit, it's the popo. Everybody act cool.

kwab status?

>>151809779
Never post this vile shit again. NEVER

I love our janitors. I'd give 'em a big kiss if I could.

my bengals are fucking retarded

>>151808383
troll post

>>151809858
only gore and cp and an appalling amount of racism is worth the timeout even if it's just tappy tappy the airplane button

>>151809888
They're faking an injury to save face. He'll be off the team next year unless it carries some insane dead cap hit

>>151809888
reminder: this is where kyler claimed to get his "ankle" injury

>>151809780
You know he died last month, schizo? dishonoring a dead man for tripfag attention is peak pathetic. Seek help.

Saints, Titans, Jets and Texans should be sold.

>>151809888
>CODler ModernWarfarray

>>151809888
First Lameme fakes an injury, and now this?

>>151809888
Black Ops 7 comes out soon

>>151809907
>save face

from literally who? literally no one thinks about the cardinals except for that one weird german anon. espn doesn't even have a dedicated beat reporter for them anymore

>>151809914
This is a blue board, you sick fuck. I didn't need to see that.

The thread is safe now. Crisis averted

>>151809915
too many dudes rammed his ass and that's why he got sick and died. a cautionary tale of faggotry

>>151809915
AIDS still claims lives?

Will today, Nov 4, 2025, go down as the day the Jets turned their fortunes around?

>>151809895
Nice.

Somehow they’ll fuck this up

>>151808799
>Panthers currently the 16th best team in the NFL right now draft wise
>Most people will still put them 20th or lower
Why don't people use actual calculated rankings like draft order instead of personal biases?

>>151809975
>Will today, Nov 4, 2025, go down as the day the Jets turned their fortunes around?

>>151809975
Helll no

>>151809915
Should have picked a more healthy super fan

>>151809949
>foreshadowing your own Death
Grim

Of course he appears when it happens

>>151809981
>a bunch of day three picks
itsfuckingnothing.jpg

>>151809975

Yes, because all those first-round picks they had in the past helped them find success. Such as Sauce Gardner.

bradyjeet confirmed janny

>>151809679
>No!
Their season is over.

i do manslaughter for ten dollars

>>151810018
That was known like 6 or 7 years ago when threads kept getting deleted but his would always magically stay up

>>151809907
I looked earlier and it's like $55mill dead cap if they cut him after this year, maybe some desperate team will pick him up. I think he's worth $85mill over the next 2 years which isn't great for a qb that can't win games but never under estimate some retarded front office thinking they can make a shitter into a good qb. Jets might have the cap space.

Who traded for ryback?

>>151810069
Who's that?

>>151810056
jannies always keep things up until they download and fap

>>151807967
Wtf is this real?

projected standings, wheres the guy who told me the lions are better than this? lol.

>>151809556
Jets

Indianapolis stole the top headline

>>151810041
Really? Unrelated, why does this tool think anyone gives a shit about his pizza tastes? He's not even a good sports pundit.

who traded for supdog?

>>151810102
Nobody traded for that bum.

>>151810040
That's the POINT you fucking nigger. Nobody is saying the Deadskins should trade for players, WE should be trading for DRAFT PICKS
PETERSON SHOULD BE GUTTING THE TEAM AND GETTING AS MANY 5TH ROUNDERS AS HE CAN

Why in the world would you ever draft a QB under 6 feet tall? Even 6ft is pushing it, the only reason you would draft a QB that height is because they're a physical freak like Caleb.

>>151810116
keep the racial epithets to a minimum please

>>151810082
>he doesn’t know ryback

>>151810116
>No!

kys bitchback

>>151810090
>Seahawks
>10-7

Today was a good day

>>151808262
I WANT TO BELEIVE! PLEASE AVENGE MY BOY ALT!

>>151810126
>>151810129
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
I CAN LIVE WITH THE OFFENSE BEING HURT, BUT THE DEFENSE IS THE WORST IN THE LEAGUE! OUR ONLY GOOD PLAYERS ARE THE CORPSE OF VON MILLER AND THE ROOKIE AMOS
God I'm so fucking mad. They need to fire the whole defense from DC downwards

>>151810004
>get an extra 6th round pick after giving up your 5th to get fucking kenny pickett as a backup
Well at least it'll be early in the 5th round, even if the pick they gave up would have been one of the top 5 picks on day 3 at this rate.

>nobody checked my awesome digits
Pain

>>151810161
Shut up, Sal

>>151810118
There's about a one in a million chance of getting the next Brees. Wilson was pretty good in his prime too but those two are outliers

>>151810099
LMAO, imagine him getting luigi'd
>one bite everyone knows the- BAM BAM BAM
>ACK!
Pizza goes flying everywhere. Lmao

>>151809990
Because nfl talking heads hate/ignore the panthers. Its just a fact you have to accept and it really doesn't matter. At least we have Olsen and Ocho that like us.

>>151810161
You're a needy cunt, ya know.

>>151808375
Kek funniest shit I've seen on this basket weaving app

>>151810118
Brees was pretty good, Baker is alright most of the time, the list goes on...

>>151809975
their head coach is still aaron glenn

>>151810174
>if only I had... scammed people with one more shitcoin....
>*shits himself upon death*
Holy fuck, those are lifts in his shoes.

>>151810099
why do people cry so much about Dave Portnoy?
>why does this tool think anyone gives a shit about his pizza tastes?
because they literally do

>>151810090
The Lions are definitely better than that. The Bears winning the division is unrealistic. They have a negative point differential and a very difficult schedule the 2nd half of the season. The Bengals have no defense and they lost to the Ravens with a backup qb. The Lions have problems but they have a good roster. Unfortunately the play calling sucks and the guys who carry the roster have all been off. They could fix it. They could of course also not fix it but I believe they’ll fix it.

>>151810170
both were mlb caliber baseball players, so was murray but the dude is on another level of smol. every midget in the history of the league was a great boreball player

>>151810118
>physical freak like Caleb.
The only kind of freak Gayleb is is the sexual kind

I like Caleb Williams

>>151810170
>>151810196
Why do you fucks act like Brees is under 6 feet. He's not.

>>151810208
We all know who the problem is: It's Jared Goof

>>151810218
>painted nails
I get that you have to like him because he's your QB, but man that's grim

>>151810090
SF isn’t making the playoffs

>>151810219
Brees is Peter Dinklage tier.

>>151810187
Its called proper etiquette boy now act like ya mama taught ya right and respect your elders.

>>151810232
He's not my qb I just think he's funny

>>151810205
1. His taste in Pizza is shit
2. She was a hooah
3. He's a scammer and makes Patriots fans look bad with his insane, unhinged takes
4. She hit me first
5. He whines antisemitism all the time despite celebrating genocide
6. He'd legit lick Josh Allen's taint on live TV for more shekels.

>>151808108
kupp is banged up and horton has missed some time, so hawks are probably hedging on the WR room's health ros. shaheed's speed is also very valuable to the offense - seattle faces the highest rate of stacked boxes, so adding a field stretcher should open up JSN, the rungame, or even more deep shots, which darnold excels at

>>151810219
He was usually billed as 5'11" because he's just barely shorter than 6 feet

>>151810242
Thinking he's funny and liking him are two different things. But I get you. I genuinely find JJ hilarious

>>151809637
KWAB
I remember when he tried shilling his shit coin then it crashed down to zero.
I also remember him going on rants about the CIA chat rooms.
Fucking new fag zoomer.

>>151808262
the pain to the Saints is now the pain to the Chargers. Chargers gave up a draft pick for this too

>>151810273
>PFF

>>151809915
Half of the Rams fanbase just died?
sad. Rip

>>151810273
Ehh, it was only a 6th in 2027

My Rammies in a must win this week :)

Fire Z-ACK Taylor

>>151810282
Jim Harbaugh didn't have any other options. Beggers can't be chosers

Did Saquon break Jerry? I swear I never heard anything from him about stopping le run until Saquon's crazy season, and now he completely altered his team to try and stop it lol

if your team isn't on here it's over for you

>>151809679
What are they supposed to do? They have nothing to offer

>>151807785 (OP)
This trade is terrible for NFL fans because it means 5 first round picks will be picked by the Jets and be shit forever

>>151810323
>Chiefs on there at 5-4
Polar bear in Arlington Texas

>>151810205
Because he used to be all about "cancel culture sucks. I love free speech"
Then did a 180 when it was directed at him. Fucking faggot bitch

>>151810273
Honestly traffic cone will be fine at this point, we just need bodies. The trade with the jets I don't get but eh...

>>151810116
I actually 100% agree with you, it's a sign of a new and unexperienced NFL ownership and management group. They should've been selling anyone they could for whatever they could get.

>>151810219
sup Drew

>>151810323
>no NFCN teams in the top 10
kek, what a bunch of bums

>>151810243
He’s also a big fat lying jew. Let’s not leave that out

Our GM gave up on the season by not making a trade so why should I still care?

>>151810158
>OUR DEFENSE IS SHIT
>EVERYONE IS TRASH
>WHY DIDNT ANYONE TRADE FOR OUR PLAYERS
Lol

Howie Roseman and the Eagles loaded up at two of the biggest positions of need on coordinator Vic Fangio’s defense.

If I saw Jerry jones walking in the street I would not hesitate to heem some sense into that delusional geriatric fucks brain

Based or cringe?

>>151810158
Last season was a fluke, it gave you false hope. The whole "Things are changing around here now that Snyder is gone" is a fraudulent statement. You were fed false hope by the media who were pressured by the NFL (Godell) to run positive narratives in order to change public perception about the team and have it's past forgotten. Only now you have begun to realize that things are the same, and always will be.

>>151810408
Your OC still sucks ass

Why is everyone so up on the Eagles? Because they had a bye and nobody saw how shit Hurts is?

>>151810423
Maybe. He has been great the past two weeks then had a bye. I really have no idea what they'll look like in Green Bay, but if he gets his shit together and AJ stfu they're dominant.
>>151810435
Hurts has been great this year actually, you're just mad.

>>151810439
How when everyone was dogpiling on Squirts just a few weeks ago?

the Colts are all-in on leveling up among the AFC elites, and a counterpunch against the likes of Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, Zay Flowers, Xavier Worthy, and other elite quarterbacks and receivers standing in Indianapolis’ way of a Super Bowl on that side of the bracket for the foreseeable future.

>>151810435
They just won the Super Bowl and are currently the #1 seed in the NFC

>>151810417
Everything about Brady is cringe

Your team sucks.

>>151810447
Hurts is 5th in passer rating, 5th in passing TDs, and 7th in completion %. He's having a great year.
Hurts isn't even a problem for the Eagles at all. It's OC, CB2, Dline, AJ Brown being a babby, Oline injuries, etc.

>>151810452
Daniel Jones will end the Eagles in the Owl

>>151810452
>>151810475
Screencapping for when the offense looks pedestrian again for no fucking reason

>>151810484
>for no fucking reason
Oh there will be a reason and Eagles fans will be the first to tell you about it.

who wins in a fist fight, Hurts or Darnold?

>>151810312
And the best part is that Saquon hasn't even done much this season. When the Cowboys lose to the Eagles again in a few weeks it'll be because they get burned by Godert and the WRs.

>>151810487
His name rhymes with shirts

>>151810475
Brah, Hurts is total ass garbage as a passer. Everyone knows this, including his coaches. That's why they don't let him throw it. He's 22nd in NFL in pass yards

>>151810493
and you rhymes with jew...
>>151810499
ok keep me posted
>>151810490
exactly lol it's essentially irrelevant now but he changed his entire team building philosophy because he freaked out about stopping the eagles run.

>>151810499
Inb4
>He just wins!

>>151810449
Jim Irsay's prediction of 2 Superb Owls before 2030 incoming

>>151810506
Is that not good enough?

>>151807785 (OP)
Nobody likes us and when they come here they want to leave and when they leave they become all pros

>>151810511
Turns out all he had to do was die. Wild.

Everyone take a second and reflect.
Be thankful for the team you have.

It could be worse, you could be a Jets fan

>>151810506
>>151810513
Tebow 2

>>151810525
My Bengals are a bigger laughing stock

>>151810519
The team is literally the exact same as when he was alive aside from the black QB meme that I'm almost positive the league was forcing teams to draft.

>>151810323
Why the fuck is KC on there? Kek

>>151810517
can you guys please keep it up though? it's kind of your thing.

>>151810533
That might've worked before he won an owl. If anything he's Russell Wilson 2.0, which I would take in a heart beat.

>>151810538
Correlation IS causation. Fact.

Squirts is a modern day Trent Dilfer

>>151810546
Tebow would have won an owl on the Eagles last year too, then gone back to shit just like Hurts

Hurts is Tebow

Tebow is Hurts.

>>151810460
Time to die, kiddo

>>151810546
>>151810533
Listen I love Hurts because he’s all heart and no talent but we have to call a spade a spade. Now that the tush push is gone and Saquon is a shell of his former self he’s gonna have to throw it a lot more and throw it a lot better.

>>151810439
I expect the Eagles to steam roll them but they will eventually lose in the playoffs when they face a decent team with better coaching

>>151810323
Chiefs shouldn’t be on here. Neither should the Bucs. Philly #1 because they didn’t play this week is some bullshit

>>151810561
Jalen Hurts is a medium ass QB, but Teboq was like worse than Justin Fields "mega ass" levels of shit. His career passer rating was 75. Seventy. Five. He made a single good throw in his life and it was hitting Demaryius Thomas on a WIDE open slant that any high school qb could have thrown. Basically what I'm trying to say is, shut the fuck up, retard.

>>151810562
Go make out with your son

>>151810513
It’s another deep ball fall down touchdown catch webm….. yawn

>>151810323
NFC North on suicide watch

>>151810607
Honestly, it was a bad throw, too.

Gaylen 'Bus Rider' Squirts

>>151810607
Now give Tebow the cast Hurts has and telle what happens

Hurts is Tebow

Tebow is Hurts

>>151810417
I buried my dog a few months ago, I feel like I would be spitting in his face by cloning him.

i miss Philip Rivers.

Hurts is great because he rose from a disrespected nobody to a SB MVP mega millionaire. He’s like Rocky, just a dude with no special talent or anything just his will alone. He’s lucky to have been as successful as he’s been but he also deserves a lot of credit for making two super bowls and winning one.

Mega retard above me

I'm down here

>>151809452
>Objection,
>what is a cardinal direction?

>>151810637
His wind-up had to take double the time of any other QB in the league, man

Post kino moments, you limp-dick lame-ass pole-smoking cunts.

Going to talk to Roger about this Youtube TV situation

>>151810669
I just realized I posed the wrong webm which shows exactly what you're talking about.

>>151810654
He's legit for breaking the Humphries curse, would be a HOF if he retired tomorrow in the vain of Terrell Davis

Reminder that Mahomes and the Chiefs are roadblocking multiple great QBs in the AFC from the Super Bowl. Idk if this will help or hurt their legacy.

>>151810323
>team we beat and team we spiritually beat ahead of us

>>151810692
I don't care. Football is a team sport.

>>151810682
You’re a paypig, you only have yourself to blame

>>151810667
He literally said that

>>151810511
I can't imagine what a pain in the ass it must be having an owner that's a crackhead.

>>151810688
*vein

How?

>>151810717
Jekt2dat

>>151810719
Lol that is absolutely worth the 15 yards

>>151810323
>Bucs at #3
>Pats at #6
>tfw dad loves us more
really don't know why he continues to rank us so highly when our offense has been non existent the last 2 games

>>151810654
Never forget Hurts and Williams

webm spammer has to be the worst poster on this site

After signing a four-year contract extension this summer, Gardner will be under Colts control through the 2030 campaign

>>151810727
We're taking back his love (by force) this weekend, motherfucker

>>151810727
The Tompa Brady ring is the most important ring in Brandy's legacy. It proved he was more than a system baby and it BTFO of the only guy who might challenge his GOAT status in Tom's lifetime while also BTFOing the "rodgers was the better qb" narrative

Did we give up?

Terrible day for teams that hoped to foist their shit QB contract onto the Jets.

>>151810751
Your team is injured to all hell. They're not winning anything this season. No reason to try to make a splash at the trade deadline.

I have a feeling that the Jets are going to fire Aaron Glenn after just 1 season

>>151810751
Is there any more space in the emergency room?

Trading for Quinnen Williams is the kind of move that the Cowboys “couldn’t afford not to make,” a veteran defensive line coach tells Between The Hashmarks.

Williams arrives as one of the game’s truly elite run-stuffers, who is capable of generating consistent interior pressure on the quarterback, as well.

Williams, 27, boasts an elite 90.1 run-stopping grade, and will now anchor a Cowboys’ defensive line that entered Tuesday in desperate need of reinforcements.

Adding Williams and linebacker Logan Wilson are meaningful steps improving against the run, but this is still a group that is several pieces away

NFL Scout’s Take: “I don’t know if he’s enough to help that raggedy defense, but he’s a piece, for sure. Their problem is that they don’t have a pass rush, and both of their cornerbacks are terrible.”

>>151810747
>Brady won the same number of NFCCGs and Super Bowls as Rodgers in his first year in the NFC
KWAB

>>151810682
Don't be surprised if the feds come knocking at your door dumbass.

>>151810477
Colts have had a pretty easy schedule so far but this second half of the season is tougher. After this last game I can see them falling back down to Earth and winding up like 9-8. Those Jaguars games will be very important. The Jaguars play most of the same teams but their 2nd half is easier.

>>151810778
It's honestly a great move to pick up Quinnen Williams, but it's not nearly enough. That entire secondary still sucks ass.

>>151810781
Only low IQ people rate Brady

>>151810722
Love sucks.
Panthers defense good.

>>151810800
Only low IQ people reply to me, retard

>>151810751
There doesn't seem to be much of a point in making any trades right now. The only thing fucking the niners up this season is injuries, and they're still 6-3. They're just gonna let their young guys develop, have a good draft next season hopefully, and pray to God they can stay healthy through a whole season. They'd be legit contenders if they didn't have half their roster hurt 24/7.

>>151810417
Feels oddly disrespectful and cold. She's dead, you should miss her.

>>151810781
Beer tastes like shit

>>151810800
Queefs fan crying ITT

My panthers finna butt blast the saints

>>151810818
The point of alcohol isn't taste incel

>>151810821
That has panthers loss written all over it

>>151810818
Retard

>>151810821
Saints would be fucking stupid to even try to win at this point.

can we please get THIS Bakey back this week? I miss him...

>>151810747
>killed Brees
>killed Rogers
>settled the GOAT debate forever by absolutely fucking murdering mahomes in the owl
>proved he's the goat by winning without Belicheck
What a fucking run that season was.

>>151810751
Mehhhh we did get a mid/low tier edge rusher. It would be bad idea to give up a bunch of draft picks when half of our roster died. Need those picks for next season

>>151810798
Should have got Sauce

So excited for this kid to become a 4,000 yard passer

>>151810829
Nuh uh

>>151810839
And Brady looked meh the whole way. That was a great team tho

>>151810829
Yeah if you're living in the past. The panthers are good again

>>151810839
I'll be honest, I didn't believe until that ring and it was the only brady orb outside of 2001/2002 where I was rooting for him

>>151810856
See
>>151810819

Jones, who found four years and $160 million from the Giants when Saquon Barkley required the use of the franchise tag in 2023, feels like he could easily become a $50 million a year quarterback after the Sauce Gardner trade. It’s hard to say that he hasn’t earned at least a Sam Darnold-sized contract after how this season has gone, but the leverage the Colts just handed him is astronomical.

>>151810859
Yeah?

>>151810844
We should move the line to 4300 on account of the 17 game season

IRTSN

>>151810815
>and they're still 6-3
Yeah, the 49ers aren't even "out of contention" for this season. This week's game vs. LA is going to be exciting!

>>151810876
Yeah it's fucking great isn't it? The panthers are so good we can beat good teams on the road with bottom tier qb play. Imagine if we get a good qb.

>>151810784
Jags are cooling off. 2 losses in a row then a one point win against the Raiders (a team Colts beat by 34 points)

>panthersfags getting uppity
they'll be put in their place soon

>>151810890
I think it's more accurate to say you've gotten lucky thus far, and that shit's about to end real quick.

>>151810872
Just more evidence how low IQ Bradyfags are. Can't make this shit up

>Bills traded for no one
And this is why they will never be SB contendors

>>151810897
>panthers saying they will beat the saints is getting uppity
Retard, and we will likely go 1-1 against you because you will rest players during week 18
>>151810904
Cope green gay

>>151810747
Peyton was the better QB.
Brady had the better teams.
This is already established lore

One good way to understand the leverage that Jerry Jones was starting with here is “I have a natural urgency because of my age..” which is never a great spot to start negotiations from.
We all get a little melancholy when we think we may be dying. It’s just that most people with money settle for a motorcycle or an unhealthy hobby instead of refusing to negotiate with the world’s best pass rusher and trading him for two older defensive tackles who we’ll also have to pay

The only things the Cowboys have left from their Micah Parsons haul is a small jump up from the second round to the first round, DT Quinnen Williams, and DT Kenny Clark.

I actually liked the swing on Logan Wilson earlier today, and I think Williams is a big step in the right direction as far as creating negative plays. The Cowboys, at 3-5-1, were not a Quinnen Williams away from competing in 2025. That back seven will remain ghastly even if I think Wilson is a step in the right direction

Are the Patriots not trying to compete this year? They didn't trade for shit.

>>151810890
They have the most underrated coaching staff in the league but the team is still pretty shit

>>151810818
You have game tape to be watching, Aaron

>>151810561
>>151810564
ok keep me posted

>no trades
It's all so tiresome

>>151810937
Peyton was surrounded by all-pros on offense, faggot. Meanwhile Brady was throwing to Reche Caldwell (who?), Chris Hogan (who?), and Jabar Gaffney (who?)

>>151810781
>Brady

>>151810637
I get sad whenever I see DT highlights. Poor guy

>>151810417
>LITERALLY living in the past
The divorce broke him

>>151810978
>rare flag
>PTI posting

>>151810829
Maybe, the Panthers aren't that good but the Saints are really bad.

I'm mad my bengies didn't trade trey but let's face they'd blow the draft picks anyway.

>>151810981
In all seriousness, he gave everything. Pretty sure those seizures were head trauma related.

Watch Geno go off for no reason on the Bronkeks

Jerry knows what he's doing. He got rid of that bum Micah Parsons and now he's doomed to irrelevancy being washed on Green Gay. Trust the plan.

Jakobi Meyers trade

The Raiders side of this is playing 11-personnel on 60 percent of the snaps, which sounds great until you realize that you’re trailing 13-0 in the third quarter. Brock Bowers, now healthy, will feast. Ashton Jeanty will get there on volume. Nobody else here necessarily needs to be rostered in shallow leagues.

>>151810973
>Peyton was surrounded by all-pros on offense
They were all-pros because Peyton was throwing to them. Guys like Dallas Clark and Brandon Stokely did jack shit when Peyton wasn't throwing to them.

>>151810993
Bring back Kornheiserposting.

>>151811003
the bungles need to fire duke tobin. until that happens its back to the basement

>>151810654
>>151810639
Hurts is the anti-lamar

>>151810818
trvth nvke that people refuse to accept

>>151810973
Shame don't follow the Patriots, you missed on on a great era

>>151811036
>mid in the regular season
>GOATed in the postseason
>runs slow and lumbering
>mild mannered and stoic

>>151810973
>wasted defenses
>2007
>#1
Half of that list is completely made up. Colts never came close to a #1 defense. Laughable to even suggest it.

“Sick about my bruddas man happy for them but man im sick rn,” Hall said on X in a now-deleted post after the NFL Trade Deadline expired on Tuesday.

Hall wasn’t traded at the deadline, continuing what sure smells like a transition tag in the offseason. It’s a tough outcome for fantasy – there are several situations that Hall could have absolutely thrived in – and it sure doesn’t feel like the Jets are going to commit to Hall either. There are several depressing things about modern sports and one of the loudest of them continues to be the plight of the running back.

>>151811033
I hate to admit it but yeah. I knew the window closed in '22 and they let that good D that took us to the owl (remember all the playoffs wins came from INTs) walk. Mike brown just wants to collect money until he croaks.

>>151811055
>Half of that list is completely made up.
nigger your list has the bears cardinals and lions in the top 5. shut the fuck up

>>151811055
?

>>151810818
It's ok. Wine is much better though. Germanics love beer for some reason.

>>151811088
One of my favorite plays this season

Calvin Ridley’s value could have skyrocketed in a better situation, but instead he’s playing out the rest of this year on what amounts to an expansion team. Tony Pollard, too, is suffering this fate.

>>151811090
>points allowed
That's not how you rank a defense.
>>151811087
>nigger your list has the bears cardinals and lions in the top 5. shut the fuck up
Yes the Bears had an amazing defense that year. The same defense took them to them to the Superbowl the year prior? Were you even alive then?

Okay cowboys bros, I'm retarded and need help here, how fucked are we for the foreseeable future?

>>151811115
Wine was imported, beer was local so their drinking culture grew up around beer. Shame mead all but disappeared but I get called an autist for even mentioning it.

>>151810818
sorry lads forgot my picrel in motion

>>151811123
Uh, sure. I'm an EPAchad myself, but it said specifically
>Wasted Defenses (PPG)
no lies were told

Wins are a defense stat.

>>151811137
Lol

>>151811129
Trust Jerruh

>>151811123
12thbranked defense in a dome with a gas pedal offense is like being #1 in Chicago or New England

>>151811123
>Yes the Bears had an amazing defense that year
fascinating. tell me by which metric were they amazing in 2007? go ahead and do the same for the cardinals, lions, r*dskins, eagles, rams and browns who were all in the top 10 of your perfect list

>>151811088
Wow forgot about this play

>>151811119
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
NO, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

>>151811137
Manliest chiefs fan

>>151811150
Wins are actually a coaching stat.

>>151811135
Has it disappeared? I see stuff called mead all the time. Got a bottle of honey mead once and enjoyed it, but something about it felt novelty vs something I'd regularly drink. I don't know if that's what mead really was though

>>151811168
I forgot they had no timeouts. Holy shit, that could've ended the game.

Welp, none of us can accuse the Colts and GM Chris Ballard of being too conservative again

wins are a longsnapper stat.

>>151811172
>Sirriani
Yeah I don’t think so

>>151811173
I've never seen it though I admit I have never gone to an actual liquor store vs just buying whatever I need at the grocery.

>>151811179
JJ Jansen is proof that you're wrong

>>151811181
>either sirianni is elite and hurts sucks
>or sirianni sucks and hurts is elite
checkmate, also I didn't even mention the eagles :D

>>151811123
Holy cope nigga

>>151811190
Both suck and are carried by Howie

>>151811193
hot damn look at that ELITE bears defense

>>151811190
Both suck Roseman is just GOATed

>>151811183
Oh yeah. A corner store probably wouldn't have it but something like total wine would. I saw a blueberry mead too I was tempted to try but I just never came back to it.

>>151811026
Marshall Faulk made all-pro 3 straight years after leaving Indy and won league MVP and offensive player of the year in the 2 seasons he didn't win MVP, you drooling fucking cocksucker. You imbecile. You grunting troglodyte. To call you stupid is an insult to people who merely have below-average intelligence.

>>151811138
>(PPG)
Oh, so just misleading and cherry picked? Kind of like mentioning that he broke the rookie interception record without mentioning that he broke literally every rookie record?

>>151811198
>>151811202
Howie gave them both massive contracts so how good can he be?

DUDE MEAD LMAO

>>151811135
Got gifted a bottle of mead once, shit was too sweet. And yeah you are an autist for drinking mead

>>151811198
>>151811200
>Howie is elite for picking elite players
>Hurts is elite
>or, he picked Sirianni who is elite
again, you can't win. admit defeat and thank the eagles for saving football.
do it. it's ok. you can do it.

>>151810973
oh no no no no peysissies

Howie is the GOAT

>>151811123
>giving up the least amounts of points isn't good because it... it just isn't, okay!?
>Peyton dindu nuffin

>>151811227
Everyone knows Howie is a great GM, retard. Sirriani and Hurts are what everyone rightly calls shit

Someone start a new thread highlighting how the Eagles are Kings of the NFL every year

>>151811055
This retard is posting from the toilet

>>151811207
technically mead is honey wine but it can have additives. And by grocery I mean the local supermarket chain. They do have tons of regular wine, in fact a whole aisle but I never go down it.

>>151811190
>howie is overrated
>sirianni is a big dumb dipshit
>hurts can't throw
>go to superbowl
>win superbowl
>first in NFC again

Remember the last time the Chiefs made the Super Bowl?
And they got BTFO?

>>151811168
Are the Jaguars good/fun? I just started following again, pretty much haven't watched since the Rams left St. Louis. I started following the Colts this year, which I decided before the season started and has been a crazy surprise, but I was tempted to follow the Jags before the season started.

Before Lameme
Before Gayron
There was...
The original Regular Season Babby

>>151811244
NEW
>>151811273
>>151811273
>>151811273
>>151811273

>>151811259
Howie is great
He has kept everything great except QB and HC

>>151811256
You're lazy and it's cheap too iirc. I think they were mostly local brands when I saw them so it might be a regional thing. My region has a not well known but existent wine scene. It's not my thing but it's definitely out there. I did like it when I tried it.

>>151810417
cloning is based. i will clone myself in 20 years like 50 times

>>151811121
Ridley could have gone anywhere. He chose to sign a multi-year deal with the Tennessee Titans.

gay