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>Previous Thread>>96030441>Thread QuestionWould you be interested in building an Exodite army if GW offered one?
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what are you working on lads
>play orks
>opponent always deploys very aggressively knowing that i have very little shooting
>they always seem to go first
>they gain board control on turn 1 and i proceed to fight an uphill battle for the rest of the game
im gonna need a squad of kommandos arent i
>>96036185still working on breakas, lost motivation over the last 2 days though
>>96036185STILL PAINTING SKITARII RANGERS but almost done with them. Gonna move on to Kastelans after and then figure out a scheme for the Solitaire I recently got. Tank looks cool though anon what more gubbins are you gonna add to it?
Votann combat patrol vanished off of US GW website. Weird.
>>96036185Custom acrylic ink washes.
I wanna feel the diy high again.
I got some bases to prime black and airbrush white for testing.
>>96036136 (OP)>Worthless TQ.Better TQ
What part of the painting process do you wish would last forever? Which part do you wish was over as soon as you start? Fat elf tits for visibility
>>96036185Same big robit. Got most of the base colour down, spent some time on the pilots, basing bits, and control panels tonight.
>>96036225For me it is drybrushing metallics.
>>96036227You even did the buttons! Nice!
>>96036225Freehanding. But like, better than I do.
Base coating. Most boring shit in the world just blocking in colours.
>>96036185trying to find where the games are going on in edinburgh (scotland.)
>>96036225I wish the dopamine hit of rimming the miniโs base with the final color could last forever.
I hate painting skin tones.
>>96036136 (OP)Exodites are so memeified that any official models would fall short of normie expectations.
>Exodites in the meme hivemindWood elves
Feet
Dinosaurs
Tribal wear
Savage aesthetic
Some half assed blend of Native American and African tribal cultures
Bows and spears
>Exodites in the loreSame technology as Craftworlds
Don't have an IC but a worldsoul
Dubiously have soul stones or Wraith constructs
Religous freaks who just hate outsiders
Some dinosaurs
Use guns
Anything that isn't the first cluster will have huge backlash but neither will sell because 1 is stupid with no staying power (just look at Votaan) and 2, while cool, will be so hated it won't sell (look at the re-rework of Votaan)
>>96036225>best partWashes are so satisying to apply imo
>worst partFuckass basecoating can eat my ass, shit sucks
>>96036185Not a damn thing these days. Wanting to start a fresh, new army but playing human-centric stuff seems surprisingly difficult. Guard feels so watered down and I would either play Catachan or third party infantry, which would be interesting. Considering GSC since it is human-adjacent, but I have a few Xenos armies as is, despite all the cool stuff like four wheelers, dirtbikes and trucks that they have. Probably should just work on my CSM or Dark Eldar instead of trying to find something new to buy, paint and enjoy. Love your tank, nice work so far.
>>96036255Has anyone tried to make a gsc army without the tyranid stuff and thematically play it as an anti imperium workers uprising?
>>96036185My battleclade killteam but I'm very slow
>>96036217>Tank looks cool though anon what more gubbins are you gonna add to it?depends on what I can find on my left over sprues from other kits
at the minimum some orks or grots up top with guns and a bunch of armor plates stacked on here and there
>>96036248I just want thick, chocolate Latina elves in flowy cheongsams that don't understand the point of underwear or shoes like this pic
>>96036225.
>>96036265Not sure. I considered it back when the army came out in what was it, 8th edition? I ended up going with a small Admech force instead of Rebel Imperials, but it still sounds fun - if tedious, to clean up all the icons and markings.
>>96036248You are failing to consider the possibility that if GW made an Exodite army, they might expand or even change the lore.
>>96036265I feel like if you skipped the obviously hybrid mutants you could play a lot of the GSC line as an imperial saboteur unit
>Admech are cool.
>Not as cool as 30k Admech, but pretty cool regardless.
>Try to build budget lists.
>Models are expensive and points values are painfully low.
>Battle reports I watch all show the same massed Katophon swarms with the occasional Kastellan.
Is a Skitarii focused list at all viable? I do not need to WAAC or anything, I just like the massed infantry with their cool mix of guns, supported by vehicles and specialized infantry and cavalry that Admech feels like it should be good at.I would even like to throw in a Knight if possible.
>>96036295I literally did hit that point but not hard enough.
If they change it, it would lean into the meme-ified version. which would have huge initial sales and then immediately die off. Probably rolled into a forgotten subfaction like Harlequins.
The most realistic outcome is a Kill Team and that's it forever.
>>96036270Porn already exists and is free. Why ruin other peoples stuff with your porn? You're no different than a Pride Parade.
>>96036295That's impossible. The lore is written in stone at GW.
>>96036185I think I can call this girl for the july challenge finished.
>>96036361>If they change it, it would lean into the meme-ified version. which would have huge initial sales and then immediately die off.What makes you say it would die off?
>>96036374pretty good anon
>>96036329Skittari are great and very points efficient, its just a pain in the ass to paint 1000 points of skittari and expensive too. There is also a (not very good) detachment for imperial knights that's specifically about tech priests and Skittari making up half your army.
>>96036377Look at what happened to the harlequins.
>>96036377How did you write this despite being illiterate?
Because meme-ified bullshit doesn't stay around. It's an immaterial, non-metricated concept that is too hard to explain to somebody who can't be trusted around scissors.
Basically it's something like Votann or MtG's racecar set or Tiny Tina's Wonderlands or Doom Eternal or Ghostbusters Afterlife or 99% of Age of Sigmar or even a huge chunk of the Simpsons. Basically flanderization leads to low community/consumer engagement. When the creators of something get into a room and say "what are the consumers expecting, how do we lean into that, and how do we maximize that conceptually" that always dooms a project.
If you argue with this than you don't understand the concept. Anybody who is remotely familiar with this knows it fails every time. If you say otherwise than you don't understand the concept.
>>96036389That sounds very interesting. I have the old Imperial Knights Renegade box and could use that with my limited Admech collection possibly. Is that an Admech or Knights detachment, do you happen to know? Appreciate the recommendation of the detachment.
>>96036418That doesn't make any sense. Harlequins were always a very niche faction, marketed with a color scheme hostile to newbies, and then GW just gave up and stopped supporting them.
Exodites would have a much broader appeal, make a lot more sense as a full 2,000pt army, and have much more obvious paths for expansion past the theoretical first release.
>>96036136 (OP)Only if I can do dino cavalry and not just footslogging with a token Barney, which in afraid it will be.
>>96036430Sorry anon, your analysis is wrong.
Votann are hardly "memefied" if anything they ran too far away from dwarfs in space memes and made them way too dull.
I don't know what MtG racecars are.
And then you listed two videogames and one movie that were successful. Doom Eternal and Ghostbusters Afterlife both got sequels! How are you listing successful things that got sequels as examples of things with no staying power?
You're also assuming that "giving the customers what they want" and flanderizing are synonyms. They aren't. GW can make elfs on dinosaurs the main focus of the army while still making them interesting and compelling.
It sounds like you just think "elfs on dinosaurs" is an immature idea that only secondaries like. But 40k is immature generally so that's not a problem, I would say Exodites are generally a popular part of 40k lore at all levels, and appealing to secondaries is how you make more primaries.
I'm afraid you're top to bottom wrong. Exodites are a good idea
>>96036430>Doom EternalDoom Eternal was the best one though. Doom 2016 is fine. did you mean the dark ages?
>>96036486You know what? I had a whole thing I was typing for when you replied here
>>96036442 to this guy
>>96036418 but no I see you're literally the retard I was describing. I literally listed things people forgot about that were relying on previous things existing and failing to recapture their original essence. Votann were Grimdarked, not flanderized, my apologies.
As a closing statement I leave you with all the evidence I need to make my point, posted by some mouth breathing rando
>>96036454>>96036493Yes, I forgot what it was called it was that bad.
>>96036486Then why have rules at all? Why have a setting? There's nothing wrong with dinosaur laser elves, they'll just be shittly executed and nobody will buy them and they'll be forever stuck in a 5 kit hell just like all the other half assed meme factions. I think the point the other guy is making is that there's not really a point in having a corporation spoonfeed these things to you. Just convert them yourself. There's already rules for space elves of 4 different flavors. It's not much of a stretch to just make your own. There's even White Dwarf articles showing how to do it. Seems like the same problem with terrain where people need kits to make terrain when you can make very good looking terrain out card board and wires.
>>96036521>Then why have rules at all? Why have a setting?What are you talking about? I want rules for Exodites along with the models. Exodites exist in the setting. They ride dinosaurs in the setting.
>I literally listed things people forgot about that were relying on previous things existing and failing to recapture their original essence.I think the problem is you're making two different arguments at once. You say that Exodites would be a 5 kit flop microfaction. But that would only be the case if they weren't popular enough to get more kits. So your examples of successful properties that got sequels don't work.
Your other argument is that Exodites would be bad because they wouldn't capture the spirit of the originals, I never played Doom Eternal but I know Ghostbusters Afterlife is at least a good example of that. But that argument doesn't work because there is no original. What actual Exodite lore is there? A couple pages from Epic, and scattered references to them across the decades. That's not enough to constitute some kind of pure original form born from unrepeatable artistic inspiration, like you seem to be saying. Hell, a lot of the existing lore is "and there are some elfs on dinosaurs".
So once again I'm afraid your argument just doesn't hold up.
>>96036521You raise a good point, there's lots of people who have converted Exodite armies. It seems like there's a real demand for Exodites on the table. GW should get on that.
How would an Exodite faction work anyways? IKs but made out of meat?
>>96036589Afaik the dinos aren't all Knight sized, it'd be more of a mounted army I suppose
>>96036589If it doesn't have raptor cavalry, everyone would be disappointed.
Also the rumor is that there will be a Kill Team, so you'd have your basic infantry. Basically a normal army but instead of mechanical vehicles there's dinosaurs.
>>96036431Imperial Knights. Look it up on wahapedia or warham community
>>96036225>>best partbase coat are so satisying to apply
>>worst partedge highlighting and reses shading
>>96036185Sniper Hobbits.
>>96036454If they do exodites the dinosaurs better be really alien and not just earth dinosaurs because that would be really lazy.
>>96036361>waaaah I don't like it so you're ruining itWhy should anyone care even a little bit about your personal tastes
really trying to get myself to like orks enough to own them but its not working.
>>96036374Every special effect part I've seen makes the miniature look worse. Your paintjob is great, the special effect sculpt just looks like her jetpack is shooting out expanding foam
>>96036248so pretty much we got exodites all that is needed is some detachment to support it and anons stop being retarded non modeler reditor spastics and start converting aos lizzards in to mounts for jetbike riders.
i agree with you to keep the coomer crowd out. subhumans.
>>96036635more like op trying to same fag to push his retarded idea.
>>96036656>modeler>reditor>lizzardsI don't think you're in any place to call people retarded spastics
>>96036647Thanks, but I hate clear rods and will never use them for anything.
>>96036656I like this thinking. No more CSM, just convert Space Marines. No need for GSC, just run Guard using Necromunda models. Dark Eldar can be bike and transport heavy regular Eldar with spikes. Mechanicus, you better believe that's Guard with some wires and gears glued on.
>>96036578The things I listed, the sequals, were not successful. It's why I'm making fun of you. The exception being Doom Eternal, which was me misremembering the name of Doom Dark Age.
There's so little Exodite lore because nobody's asking about it. It's the same few thousand people over and over again asking about it.
You're also making the "it's just silly fun" - which I'm not opposed to; both in the dino rider sense and that 40k is capable of being silly sense. My oppositon to exodites is not hinged on that at all. I just hate the "it's just silly fun" argument because it undermines the concept of having anything at all like wanting angry marines to be canon, it would make the setting objectively worse because there's a fairly strict aesthetic box that everything in 40k fits in - which has room for dino riding elves.
What I want is them to release 10 multipart kits that fit into 15-20 new units with a full standalone codex. They won't get that, I don't want anything less than that, so I don't want them to make it at all and just reskin the codex eldar myself in my own hobby time.
What you're asking for is
>>96036454 and it will result in 3 kits or just a KT and it will suck ass and they'll no longer be supported in 5 years and, because you have the attention span of a goldfish, you won't care while I'm stuck holding the emotional bag of the thing that I always wanted always sucking.
>>96036586Should they? Do they not sell dinosaur kits, is there not rules for jetbikes already? What more do you want? Do you need them to hold your dick when you pee too? Have you tried actually doing something for yourself once in your life?
>>96036690Unironically, yes, this is actually how it all started and it was a lot better because there was less idiots running around too scared to use a hobby knife.
>>96036684i am as i understand and any one with a iq above room temp (Celsius) that every idiot can read and write today and spelling is no indication of intelligence.
You could have written I agree as I have no valid counter argument but instead you show to every one your a dumb spastic.
many such cases here.
>>96036589This is actually retarded though. Raptors yes - everything dinosaurs fucking sucks.
The limited lore actually has a pretty concise look at what they do and how they live. They have technology and guns and vehicles. If anything it would be more like Dark Eldar but there's dino cav and a large shit kicker dinosaur like a triceratops.
>>96036698or darvin did take care of those idiots that did try and critically failed.
>>96036692>The things I listed, the sequals, were not successful.sorry buddy, just because you didn't like something doesn't mean it wasn't successful
>What I want is them to release 10 multipart kits that fit into 15-20 new units with a full standalone codexThat's also what I want. Why are we arguing?
>What you're asking for is >>96036454 Nope, that's not me. That's another guy. I want a full proper army.
>What more do you want?A full army and Codex with unique rules, same as you. Once again, I'm not sure why we're arguing if we both believe Exodites would make an excellent unique army and would like to see that happen
>>96036713pretty much how GW fuckt new up orks with space hogs and mammoths but in green and teeth.
>>96036724its a failure you looser as the movie did so are you failing.
last cast fired, new story. that's not even a sequel but a reboot from the failed reboot.
are you that desperate?
>>96036692I ain't reading any of that. But if I had to guess it's someone pretending like they're going to totally kitbash a full Dino elf army and that nobody should else get cool dinosaur elves because you're definitely going to do something yourself one day.
>>96036749>its a failure you looser as the movie did so are you failing.Are you losing the ability to speak as this argument goes on? You had some typos before but damn man, I think you might be having a stroke. Call 911!
>>96036749>last cast fired, new story. that's not even a sequel but a reboot from the failed reboot.you need to educate yourself about the Ghostbusters franchise before you try to lecture others
>>96036710>every idiot can read and write todaySo what's your excuse
>You could have written I agree as I have no valid counter argumentWhy would I give you a well thought out counterargument when you can't even spell the word lizard lol
>>96036185I ended up getting food poisoning over the weekend drinking homebrewed Amish beer while out partying with them (they actually know about 40k surprisingly but don't play it, mostly because of how expensive it is), so I didn't make any progress on my beserks beyond laying down some primer, and that's not exactly worth taking a photo of so I didn't. Here's a shot of them after I got them all put together, though.
>>96036759>waaaah quit gatekeeping me, I WANT TO BUY THINGS NOW>No I won't develop skills>No I won't be creative>buy buy BUY
What unit against what army on the table top fits this video to a T?
https://youtu.be/xOkHX8ES3so?si=iMqkvrX-5zwoA4Xb
It's one man against a horde of ragers, crushers, etc in a tiny ass elevator in Darktide
>>96036790Cute projection, why don't you show the class all the work you've done on your dinosaur elf army that you've apparently always wanted. I would absolutely be thrilled to be proven wrong, but I have a feeling you're just going to continue lashing out for no reason. Pic related to show that I have the means and drive to make what I'd like, now it's your turn. Just because people would like for there to be cool dinosaur elf kits doesn't mean they are incapable of kitbashing.
Exodites are just Wood Elves in space but not cool
>>96036833Are you implying wood elves are cool.
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>>96036847Alarielle is pretty cool. I like that one of her tits are as big as my torso
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>>96036185nervously peeling the sillyputty off pauldrons and seeing the primer and paint held up better than when I tried masking tape on the last batch's chainswords
>>96036819Just ignore the literal retard. He's claiming that because exodite releases won't meet his expectations(there's no way to guarantee it wont) that there's no reason for them to bother at all, even if it makes new fans of something he likes or satisfies some of the things he likes. He's just a fag contrarian, who likes a niche thing because it isn't something approachable/interesting to most hobbyists. Judging from the silence it looks like he's a tourist as well, which explains why he loves the faction with zero models, and almost zero lore so much
>>96036899Red egg silly putty the goat ong my slime
>>96036916unironically behaved better than the hobby-priced masking putty I bought a couple years ago lmao
>>96036833Ah, but dinosaurs are.
>>96036908Wouldn't a tourist love the opposite? Having more lore means they can get hours of joy from it without having to think?
>>96036952If he wasn't a tourist he would have posted his cool and lovingly kitbashed army that he mentioned hes always wanted, but the thread seems devoid of any dinosaur elf miniatures 30 minutes later. Tourists love niche armies that aren't fleshed out so they can claim that they would totally buy an army if gw just made something to fit their exact likes and dislikes, but they dont so thats why they have no models or a handful of half finished conversions. You see the same reactions from people talking about traitor guard, the humans for tau, any of the guard regiments, croneworld eldar, dark mech, etc..
>>96037016Makes senses. I'd assume he would do what I did. Like a faction, try to paint, turn out like shit, toss them and try writing/drawing his faction instead.
>>96036731>>96036749This has to be the same illiterate retard
>>96037026Post ur drawings queer I bet they're really cool
>>96036786Ayy those look really good anon, can't wait to see them painted up. Are you gonna go for the fantasy dwarf slayer look or try to mix it up a bit?
>>96037046Tomorrow. It's bedtime and I have to dig for them.
>>96036225>bestWashing metallics with a dark wash. Easy, fast and is a huge, satisfying boost to the visuals.
>worstCleanup after edge highlights/recess washing. Tedious, slow, meticulous work that is unfortunately non-negotiable if you want crisp lines.
Can I get a QRD on why everyone here hates all Eldar but will call Elves all badass in Fantasy?
>>96037119Elves in fantasy have slaanesh on a fucking leash.
>>96037119eldar are a bunch of cucks causing nothing but problems in the lore and played by metafags
elves in fantasy are actually cool like tolkien elves
>>96036225>bestdetails and weathering
>worstbasecoating and highlighting
>>960371191. Eldar fucked the whole galaxy up with Slaneesh and are the root cause of almost all problems in the setting.
2. Despite point 1, they still have the sheer audacity to go around acting all smug and holier-than-thou. They're a bunch of fuckups with a wholly unearned superiority complex.
3. My buddy plays Eldar and there's a lot of banter so I shit talk them reflexively by this point.
>>96037119I don't think people hate eldar as much as eldar players. Space elves are inoffensive. Space elves piloted by waacfags who whine about every release they receive are pretty annoying. Not to mention the overwhelming amount of tourists larping as eldar players making everything worse
>>96036185I am working on my inner circle companions. Slowly putting together my first 40k army
Knights shouldnt be in the game.
>>96037200Harlequin and Drukhari players are cool though.
knights should be allied units only and not a full army
Knights should be played with gooner anime figures.
>>96036136 (OP)>tqNo, while dinosaurs are cool hippy eldar are supremely lame
>>96036329I've painted one kill team (with options) worth of skitarii and jesus they are not fun to paint.
>>96037249I think they're fine as long as you subassemble them
but I wouldn't play an army full of them
>>96037194>Eldar fucked the whole galaxy up with Slaneesh and are the root cause of almost all problems in the settingAHAHAHAHA
>>96037270>eldarfag (nomodels) trying to blame necrons for the god the eldar birthed when left to their own devicesclassic
>>96037270Necrontyr caused a big ol war but they didn't tear a permanent hole into hell and stir the warp up beyond recognition. They fucked things up real bad, but in a non-permanent way, and they had arguably legitimate reasons.
Eldar fucked everything up for everyone permanently because they wanted to coom a little harder, and then they go round with their noses in the air acting like their shit don't sink. Insufferable fucking knife eared shits.
>>96037275>Everything was fine til Necrons had a melty when fat frogs said no to make their race healthy>DURR EVERYTHING ELDAR FAULT AND NOT BECAUSE ELDAR AND ORKS WERE CREATED AS WEAPONS AGAINST NECRONS
>>96037119Its just the obnoxious spammers talking.
>>96037295>it's not the eldar's fault that they had 65 million years to realize their hedonism would cause calamity it's the sleeping robot's faultthe stunted mind of the average /v/ermin larping as an eldarfag
>>96037297Pathetic little schizo
>>96037310Ironic coming from the faggot crying about people mocking his precious space elves
>>96037310post your models
>>96037298>There being a 4th Chaos God and a hole to the warp means galaxy is ruined>Put blockade in front of hole
>>96037316>>96037318>Durr look guys i'm a shitposterOk and?
>>96037318Not him but have an Iyanden.
>>96036814Someone answer this question of mine?
>>96037194If that had anything to do with it then people would hate dark eldar and corsairs. But the sperging is always about craftworld eldar.
>>96037322how's that working out retard
so I feel like I have my space marine horde list worked out
75 models, only two vehicles
something like 120+ OC altogether and so, so many wounds on 4t bodies
do I go deeper in the sauce or less? idk, but I feel really committed to this idea of nearly an entire company of marines on the fucking table
>>96037333People are too busy being hostile to answer to anything that isnโt negative
>>96037335dark eldar players never get anything in terms of releases and don't cry anywhere near as much as eldar players
nobody plays corsairs
>>96037343>Shifts goalposts immediatelySo you're just a mentally ill shitposter.
>>96037335I don't care what other people say. I am indiscriminate in my disdain for knife eared shits of all forms and flavours.
>>96037344>shifts goalpostsnot even the original anon and that's not what that phrase means, but (you) tried lil nomodels
>>96036814Mephiston maybe?
I feel like the gravis captain with artificer armor might work here, 7 fist attacks, 6t 2+ 4++ and a 5 fnp means this dude soaks more fucking damage than 10 terminators because he also has innate -1 damage
>>96037335Dark eldar own the blame they deserve and doubled down on it so they're enjoyable in their dickbaggery
corsairs are a non-element both on the tabletop and in the lore
>>96036225>Which part do you wish was over as soon as you startBasecoating, I can't stand it it's so boring and it only gets worse the more colours are on the model since there's more room to mess up.
Starting to shade and highlight stuff, now that's the good shit
>>96036185very much a work in progress
>>96037119The resident autistic spammer hates eldar players because he sees them as having been "ungrateful" towards daddy GW for complaining about eldar releases.
Same reason why he also spergs about guard.
>>96037366>every post I don't like is the same person
>>96037081I'm definitely gonna try to freehand some tattoos on them like slayers have, but I'm not that confident in my freehand so I'll likely go for more simple shapes/patterns. I wanna see if I can do the stereotypical heart mom tattoo on the bicep of the mole launcher guy though.
>>96037376When your posts are that repetitive it becomes pretty obvious.
>>96037333I'm not watching some video game shit, but if you want one guy fighting against a pile of bad guys then space marines focusing on a primarch unit is the closest you'll get to an actual one man army fel. If you just want an elite list then there are lots of options
>>96037390You are genuinely mentally unwell
>>96037390>No really every post I don't like is the same person trust me I'm not schizophrenic
>>96037339>only two vehiclesHave you considered 2000pts of dreadnoughts
>>96037390All the eldar "players" who are always whining use the same script but I'm not naive enough to believe they're the same person.
>>96036185Finishing touches on this guy, then his squad, then their bases.
>>96036329Unless you can find a bulk used lot at a good price, don't start admech. If you wanted to play skitarii you bread and butter is a transport ($80 usd)+Skitatii($58 usd)+ Skitarii marshal ($35 usd) which is 215 pts. (1.2 points per $). In fact most kits are less then 2 points per $.
>>96037414Pose turned out great
>>96037390You got me, it was all me all along.
I'm also the guy that follows you around on public transport and I work for the shadow government.
>>96037432Do you understand how post timers work
>>96037119Because they are played by the embodiment of a british person seething and bringing up school shootings when an american makes fun of their teeth
>>96037432Schizo-kun, I...
Just finished getting at 2000pts
Here is my roster :
Bilkaz (2000 points)
Orks
Strike Force (2000 points)
Bully Boyz
CHARACTERS
Boss Snikrot (95 points)
โข 1x Morkโs Teeth
1x Slugga
Ghazghkull Thraka (235 points)
โข 1x Ghazghkull Thraka
โข Warlord
โข 1x Gorkโs Klaw
1x Morkโs Roar
โข 1x Makari
โข 1x Makariโs stabba
Warboss in Mega Armour (115 points)
โข 1x Big shoota
1x โUge choppa
โข Enhancement: Tellyporta
OTHER DATASHEETS
Deff Dread (120 points)
โข 2x Big shoota
2x Dread klaw
1x Stompy feet
Gretchin (40 points)
โข 10x Gretchin
โข 10x Close combat weapon
10x Grot blasta
โข 1x Runtherd
โข 1x Runtherd tools
1x Slugga
Killa Kans (125 points)
โข 3x Killa Kan
โข 3x Kan klaw
3x Kan shoota
Kommandos (120 points)
โข 1x Bomb Squig
1x Distraction Grot
โข 9x Kommando
โข 1x Breacha ram
1x Burna
6x Choppa
2x Close combat weapon
1x Rokkit launcha
6x Slugga
โข 1x Boss Nob
โข 1x Power klaw
1x Slugga
Meganobz (175 points)
โข 4x Meganob
โข 1x Killsaw
3x Kustom shoota
4x Power klaw
Meganobz (175 points)
โข 4x Meganob
โข 4x Kustom shoota
4x Power klaw
Stompa (800 points)
โข 3x Big shoota
1x Deffkannon
1x Mega-choppa
1x Skorcha
1x Supa-gatler
1x Supa-rokkits
1x Twin big shoota
Is it ok against my buddy CSM ?
>>96037439I've encountered many posters who simultaneously post from multiple desires in order to present the image of fake consensus.
They're usually too unhinged to make it believable though.
>>96037455>desiresDevices*
Are we looking forward to the marines on the 18th
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>>96037465Yes i'm sure we've got 5 seperate but equally obnoxious fags here all primed and ready to spam the same words and phrases whenever one of their pet topics come up.
>>96037448I'm pretty sure from what I've heard is that the stompa is pretty terrible for what you pay for it
>>96037469There are some spammers with patterns, sure, but if you're saying everyone who shitposts about elves has to be the same guy then your schizo radar is way too sensitive man, be real.
>>96037469You're aware that threads have their own meme culture and vocabulary right? You don't really believe that every person saying "Uhoh X melty" is the same person every time do you?
>>96037469Yes you're right it's much more likely that one guy has 4 phones and uses them all and his computer to post things you specifically do not like
Orks don't take kindly to any git actin' all un-orky, see? If one o' da boyz starts bein' weird, da usual fix is bashin' 'is skull 'til 'e remembers 'ow to be proppa. An' if 'e don't? Well, into da dirt wiv 'imโless noise, more WAAAGH! Itโs usually mid-krumpinโ when da ladz start noticinโ โe ainโt lookinโ quite so green. Thatโs when da shoutinโ starts: โOi! Dis git's gone all purply!โ Which is dead dodgy, if ya ask me.
Now, most orks ain't da observant typeโtoo busy stompin' an' shoutin'โbut da mad doks and weirdboyz? They spot a zogginโ freak in a heartbeat. One look anโ itโs beat 'im โtil 'eโs mulch! Green is best, evโryone knows dat. Gork โelp ya if ya go 'gainst dat. Some zogged-up culty-types might say itโs just warpaint or sumfinโ, but purple? PURPLE?! Nah, thatโs a sneaky, untrustworthy color. Smells like sneakin' about anโ readinโ books, it does. Bash 'im first, ask questions never!
>>96037404I'm not a space wolf player so this isn't happening
>>96037474So i should drop it and add more nobz and meganobz??
>>96037484>@Grok shitpost for me
>>96037469This is the kind of schizo shit that makes people hate elf players. They just can't accept that their side character faction is disliked by many people and that it must just be a psyop against them. You don't see ork players surprised that people exist out there that don't care for their army. Tau players don't pretend that every negative comment is all the same person. Necron players aren't lashing out at everyone with criticism. It's just elf fags.
>>96037484The only thing I've ever found annoying about ork players is when they do "The Voice". Marine players do it sometimes when they shout about heresy, guard players do it when they fix bayonets. Ork players do it non stop. It's just as cringe regardless of the army you're running, but ork players seem the least aware of how annoying it is in my experience
>>96037490you need trukks
>>96037490Add more gretchen, they seem fun
>>96037479I never said its all one person.
>>96037480Funny you say that because the melty shit was almost certainly started its life being forced by one person.
>>96037495Trying too hard
>>96037119I think Eldar minis are cool and that's really all I care about. I'll probably start collecting them at some point after I eventually finish painting what I already have
>>96037509>elf hate is a time-honored tradition in every setting dating back to the first editions of D&D>even ones where the elves are objectively cooler than other races like lotr>somebody hates elves in 40k>NOOO IT'S A CABAL OF SHITPOSTERS NOBODY ACTUALLY HATES ELDAR!!!
>>96037509"Melty" originated years ago and outside this general, holy shit dude.
This conversation is proof, if you gaze long enough into the schizoposting, the schizoposting will gaze back into you.
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>>96037522I'm guessing you're the one who forced it. No other reason why you'd be so defensive.
>>96037516You shit up the general on many topics.
Sure there's a cadre of people who don't have the social awareness to notice their "banter" is just annoying. But the undercurrent of mental illness is very obvious.
>>96037536brother when you get called a schizo your response shouldn't be genuine schizophrenia.
I hope you get the help you clearly need.
Tick tock Black Templar players
>>96037538I literally don't care how much you spam the buzzword
>>96037522The problem is this particular general has A LOT more schizo- and shitposting than usual, to the point where it's almost unbearable
>>96037544>so far gone he thinks somebody calling him a schizo for accusing the thread's decades long banter towards eldar of being a single person is a buzzwordthis is what being terminally online on a shithole like 4chan does to you folks, take this anon's case as a cautionary tale
>>96037529Fucking hell.
Alright how about this; let's assume that you're right, and that all the disagreement is from one person.
Doesn't that mean that everyone else, the whole remainder of the thread, should all be supporting you? Did they all suddenly stop posting at exactly the same time when your gang stalker turned on his fifteen phones to engage in the anti elf conspiracy? Where did everybody else go?
>>96037559Trying too hard
>>96037560You're too stupid to understand my point but i'll point this out.
No, people here don't tend to involve themselves in other people's arguments. That's why its always suspicious when I see someone getting dogpiled.
>>96037550I haven't seen EC guy in months, decal guy is winding down too, but everyone still has PTSD and is jumping at shadows. What a sorry state.
>>96037569>No, people here don't tend to involve themselves in other people's argumentsActually delusional
>>96037561I hope you get some professional help for these issues anon, I really do
>>96037569>No, people here don't tend to involve themselves in other people's arguments.You post this sentence on four chan dot org, of all places, and you have the nerve to call other people stupid? Lmao.
>>96037569Yeah, nobody else joined in, everybody else just stopped posting altogether while this one dude posted several times within the cooldown all calling you a schizo for saying eldar-hate isn't natural here
>>96037569>No, people here don't tend to involve themselves in other people's argumentsWhere do you think we are
>>96037580Its true. People on this board are nothing like 4chan users on other boards, they are extremely passive and you will find that absolutely no one will ever jump into an argument unless you start acting like an obnoxious faggot, then they will jump at the opportunity to shit the thread up in support of you.
No one will ever call out either person for shitting it up either, they'll passively sit there and eat it.
>>96037593Trying too hard
>>96037593You have to be trolling
I refuse to believe there's somebody this obtuse posting here this frequently in defense of space elves
>>96037595>Pff ch well I never!
>>96037593Honestly mate, you really are just coping and having a little episode because you can't handle being wrong.
I jumped in because I enjoy bantering about elves with my friend, and wanted to do the same thing in the internet. I don't even actually hate elves I just get laughs engaging in friendly banter about them. There's no conspiracy, and you're making a fool of yourself for no reason.
Again, where did everybody else go? Call me an idiot if you need to heal your pride, whatever, but don't sidestep that question.
>>96036136 (OP)I would love an Exodite army.
But we aren't getting one.
The rumour is a killteam, so it'll be ten space elves dressed a little like rangers, with, maybe, a little attack dog dino. It'll be a unit choice in a craftworld eldar army that will vanish in three-four years time as they get cycled out of killteam.
>>96037611This must be your first 4chan general, people don't tend to post when a shitstorm is going.
>>96037619People are afraid of their posts not being seen or heard. Same reason the thread will go silent for like an hour when it hits bump limit.
>>96037619Yeah it's all just one guy on 50 phones calling you a retard for tripling down
>>96037631Sorry about you coping and having a little episode
>>96037619>People on 4chan don't get involved in shitpost drama, which is why it's like Sisyphus rolling the bolder up the him trying to get the shitpost drama out of the thread How can it be my first time on 4chan if I'm also a multitasking mastermind on twelve phones just to fuck with you personally?
How are all my other split personalities doing today? We having a good one?
>>96037639>Copes with continuous reduction to absurdity.
>>96037643Yeah I can't sleep so I cleaned my painting table off and got all the paints I'm not frequently using back on the carousel so I actually have work space again
>>96037653That's one thing we can agree on, I suppose, is that this is absurdity.
>>96037655Oh shit an here i thought we could paint again and got everything from the carousel on the table in case we might need them.
>>96037643yeah its alright
called in sick to work because I knew it would be a dead day and am building a tank for my orks, got some tankbustas to paint too
pretty comfy, its raining out the window and got a cat on my lap, its a nice day
Best way to convert vraks looking chaos troops?
>>96037763Must be a real pain in the ass to have to strap all that shit on every morning. Getting barbed wire under your fingernails, your hand collection starting to smell.
>>96037763Buy the recasts?
>>96037763Probably getting blooded and 3rd party heads (maybe genestealer or ash waste nomads bits could help too)
>>96037594Hey say that line again. It's really cool and epic
>>96037789You are under the impression that they ever take their clothes off, which I think is probably unlikely. You really think chaos lords are making sure all their cultists are showering and changing their tighty whiteys every day?
>>96037789>>96037829They have poo in their pants probably.
Think about that.
>>96036248As always, the truth is somewhere in the middle.
>>96037802Aw you don't like it when people use your catchphrase against you huh~
>>96037847You should say it again, it's very funny
>>96037847>>96037847Can you both shut the fuck up already? This general is barely tolerable as it is, don't make it even worse with your schizo babble
>>96037866Schizoids aren't the same thing as schizos, retard
>>96037872sorry eldarfag, the 150 phones I have to post about how much eldar suck are all charging right now
>>96037880Nta but this is the first I am hearing of this
>We frigpostan, we frenspostan
Reminder that we all participate in the same hobby and as a result all share a love for cool models. Lore and rules are subject to change but plastic and paint are eternal.
>>96037194>are the root cause of almost all problems in the setting.But that is necrontyr started war in heaven and in M31 emprah selled humans to chaos gods for primarchs n shiet who lately fucked up galaxy
>>96037915I feel like there hasn't been anything added to the fridge in a while, did we get all our modelposters fridged already?
>>96037922Tbf to the thread I haven't been on the grind lately, I missed a few frens.
>>96004660Also calling for this anon hoping he'll see
>>96004635Also get late fridged
>>96037922Not even close.
>>96037915I'm not there I think. I dont know, I cant see the details since I'm on the phone and removing the "m" at the end of the filename dont always produce the uncompressed image ever since the 4chan shutdown.
>>96036647Guys in hentai.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96038009Dark Eldar more like Fart Smelldar! Lmaoo got em
>>96038001Could give this a shot on mobile
>>96036589IK but made out of wraithbone, dinosaurs cavalry and dinosaurs weapon teams.
>>96036608That kill team might be cavalry.
>>96038009Dark eldar more like fart smelldar lmaooo
>>96037915I finally cleared my self imposed goal of wanting my whole army based before submitting my fridgpost
>>96038009So long as you continue to post a new and unique image every time I will continue to believe in you, fart smelldar poster
>>96038027Proud of you fren, get fridged
>>96036136 (OP)>>Thread Question>Would you be interested in building an Exodite army if GW offered one?I might buy the dinos to remove the elves and use different riders, but the dinos have to look alien enough.
>>96038033I do the same for the dunkposter as he's yet to repost a dunk. It's a battle of attrition.
>>96036589I would imagine it'd be close to regular Eldar but with the roles of vehicles supplanted (mostly) by various flavors of dinosaur. Maybe give them a more CC bent to their play style to differentiate them from the other Eldar armies. Obviously the other Eldar can get into melee and do well at it, but make these guys better than average at it and give them some unique interactions with terrain to play up their "wood elves in space" schtick.
>>96036329redmakers omniforge
makers cult dark techno
stationforge scavengers
Rogue psykers canonically look like this.
>>96038046>as he's yet to repost a dunk.bullshit
>>96038040Yes, similar thought. I like how the kroot rider (lonespear?) mount looks like. I don't like how usually everything looks like jurassic park dinos.
>>96038061It's not hard to type his ritualpost into the archive and see every image he's ever posted. Do your own homework
>>96038061It's actually very hard to maintain a ritual post without other people imitating and they are a lot more lazy than you are and often reuse your images. I do believe he makes a genuine effort at downloading a new one every time he posts or maintaining a massive collection of them. There are literally millions of hours of recorded basketball to pull from, so it's not like it would be hard to find a large variety of footage.
>>96038073>Do your own homeworkdone, what now? are you going to move the goalpost?
>>96038084>inb4 that's not meee!>inb4 that's just onee!
>>96038024Man kill team is so tight and well designed.
But at the same time so sterile. Its like necromunda but with no soul. They could borrow from eachother more.
>>96038061>6.56 dunks a game>82 games a yearThat's 537.92 dunks a year that he can post going back as long as basketball has been recorded, and that doesn't take college basketball, or anything else recorded into account
>>96037119Only a bunch of retarded autists hate the Eldar. The Eldar are easily the best looking faction in all of 40k and you have to be a colossal manchild to hate them for some contrieved "muh elves gay" or imperiumwank reasons.
>>96038073He's got some catching up to do. But dunks are worth two points so he'll overtake him soon.
>>96038116>dunks are worth two points so he'll overtake him soon.Kek this guy knows ball
>>96038019Goddamn anon, thanks. I can finally appreciate the fridge properly now. Between the fridge and monthly collage, its good stuff 40kg has.
>>96038116Called shots are worth 0 points unless you land them
>>96038110I don't actually hate them, but I will absolutely shitpost about roundhouse kicking knife ears into the concrete at the slightest opportunity.
>>96037422That was my thought as well, Anon. Costs way too much to play it and while I like the aesthetic and units I would rather expand on an army I have or start GSC or Guard.
>>96038135That is fine, shitposting and banter comes within the territory of the hobby. However it is clear that there are some resident autist(s) on this site that actively do hate Eldar and even argue that they should be removed from 40k because they do not "fit into the setting" etc types of retarded shit.
>>96038128MEET N' FUCK KINGDOM STEVE
>tfw thinking about starting a second army being gsc
Man the guys are fuckin expensive, I'm ginna have to refresh marketplace and try find a decent deal
>>96038150GSC kind of needs to be a passion project to justify it. It's a lot of money and a lot of work to paint. But they are cool so if you really jive with them then good luck.
If they officially supported a traitor guard army i'd buy that shit in a heartbeat.
Imagine the mix of ragged conscripts, mad preachers and demons.
I don't wanna proxy them with guard rules because I already play guard.
>>96037210they look great anon
>>96038155>Imagine the mix of ragged conscripts, mad preachers and demons.you can already do that in CSM, they've got cultists, they've got soldiers, they've got preachers, they've got mutants, they've got demonic pacts, they've got tanks, they've got demon engines and they can even field a chaos knight.
what are you waiting for?
>>96038155Proxy them with sisters rules instead. You get a lot more congregation options and walkers and Celestine can all be proxied with demons.
>>96038155>I don't wanna proxy them with guard rules because I already play guard.You can proxy them with genestealer cults rules.
>>96038181NTA all chaos cult needs is the "you can take 1k of these guard units" rule that Daemon soup//Shadow Legion has.
Demolisher Russ's and Vindicators have nearly identical profiles but the tanks themselves have much different proportions for LoS. Could then do proper traitor ogryns
>>96038145meet n' fuck sept
>>96037215>>96037234>>96037242Killa kans should have baggy pants and cool sneakers
>>96038189>>96038185>>96038181>>96038155>Guard, CSM, Sisters, GSCAlright, what CAN'T you Proxy traitor guard as? Basically anything with a T3 base unit seems to work
>>96038207tau because retard cultists actually hitting their shots would be ass
>>96038192>Demolisher Russ's and Vindicators have nearly identical profiles but the tanks themselves have much different proportions for LoSnobody cares if you proxied one for the other in a themed army.
>>96038152I've never painted purple or even standard human skin before, is it hard? They look very small in comparison to what in used to (orks)
>>96038203Every thread anon, every fuckin thread
>>96038219One day gw will deliver on his wishes, I believe in him
>>96038210you should know better than to underestimate the power of autism
>>96038239I'm tempted to paint and chuck baggy pants and sneakers just to put the ritual posting to an end
>>96036185About to be done with the Purestrain Genestealers. I have a Patriarch to assemble next, but also grabbed a lot of stuff from someone dirtcheap the other day so I have 2 ridgerunners, 20 acolytes, 30 neophytes and an Iconward next. I can assemble them just fine but my temu airbrush died so I don't know how I'm supposed to prime them. I don't wanna go back to using spray cans.
>>96038247Don't hide behind "the power of autism", stop being lazy and make the traitor guard army of your supposed dreams, you shouldn't be playing with retards that would contest such a thing in the first place anyway.
>>96038263That wasn't from Brisbane by chance was it?
>>96038269Why, did you miss out on a good deal?
>>96038289I sure did, it was pending by the time I found it
>>96038181Eh, the vehicles aren't right and including demons is extremely limited.
>>96038299Cowardly excuses.
>>96038298That sucks. In my case a guy put up his models on sale with everything being 50% of the MSRP and even more if you buy multiples. Two guys from my playgroup each sent me a text notifying me about his listing. We met at the LGS and I got almost โฌ400 worth of stuff for โฌ175, he then proceeded to buy Space Wolves army box with the money. I hope he actually builds and plays them this time. I was holding off buying the new combat patrol because I needed ridgerunner and more acolytes but wasn't sold on the bikes, this was godsent.
The dogshit compressor still works, I can ask around for a used/old airbrush. I'm sitting on 200ml of the stuff and REALLY don't want to buy a can.
>>96038209>guard: BS4+ with constant +1 to hit from orders>terrible aim, miss lots, perfect cultists>tau: BS4+ with constant +1 to hit from spotters>pin point accurate always hitting their shot, simply unfit for cultists
Imperial Agents expansion is coming...
I can feel it...
>TQIf they're as hard to paint as harlequinns or deldar that would be a big no no. Depends if their rules are interesting or not. Personally I think the concept of exodites can be explored way more than just wood elves on a pretty forest world, like you can homebrew so many different types of vibrant eldar enviroments like beach elves, crystal cave elves, steppe elves, oasis elves so on and so forth
>>96037119I think it's gotta be memes, no one ACTUALLY hates them besides hating the metafags who play with them
>>96036814Sanctifiers or exorcists from the preachers KT seem pretty on point for it. Deamonhost being carried around by a preacher could be a fun concept too. This is the Imperial Agents and Guard game
>>96038357I didn't actually know the stat line for either army and simply made it up
>>96037119If you play against them you'll understand
>>96038386Nobody plays any Aeldar in my LGS, what's wrong with them?
>>96038408I'm a 10th ed newfaggot I don't know about the name shticks.
>>96038100Your math is off, each team plays 82 games, so there's way more games per season and also the playoffs
Played a 1000 point game of Custodes vs Deldar today. I lost
>>96038445Why are your base rims and basing and paint schemes all different between models aaaaaaaaaa I'm gonna say it
>>96038445>the bloodletter impaled on the lanceKino.
>>96038468wouldn't the daemon go back to the warp as soon as it dies? I thought they'd not leave any corpses behind unless they were possessing something.
>>96038470It takes a fucking second, anon.
>>96038445DEldar are a surprisingly hard matchup for Custodes. They have an annoying number of combat tricks and guns that occasionally just spike and kill way above what their profile would suggest. Not to mention they're always just going to have double the number of activations you have.
>>96038445Did the anti-infantry 3+ everywhere just fuck you?
>>96038509Yeah it hosed my battleline units
>>96038481Dark lance spam against an elite army is really effective as it turns out. I also misplayed and didn't deploy my dreadnought effectively and let it be drowned in chaff before it could do anything
>>96038254He'd just start posting your model and saying the same thing lol
>>96038181Not just that, they also have and entire detachment dedicated to maked crazy chaos hobos. And that detachment is probably best in entire faction or at least in top-3.
>>96037339You know why they nerfed Black Templars? There was this French guy last year, who was a top player at the WTC2024. He played a t4 bodies spam list, he got a 100+ models army and crushed everybody.
Mechanicum? More like; Me! Can i cum?
>>96038537No, and put your chastity cage back on
>>96036136 (OP)You guys know regardless of what Exodite release GW comes through with, the people here who are praying and hoping and wishing for an Exodite release will not be happy with the release, will claim it's not what they wanted and will nitpick it to death and promise never to buy it.
>>96038556I mean obviously, where the fuck do you think you are lmao
>>96038556Maybe you're just an uncritical paypig.
>>96038556The same thing happens with every eldar release
>>96038470shut up pussy it looks cool
>>96038556100% true. Fuckers ITT complained about no servitors in Admech for years, and when we finally got an amazing kit for them:
>who asked for this>schizo loadout>ugly models>no one plays admech lol>who is faceless robots supposed to appeal too?
>11 hats, 11 reveals
What do they each mean?
>>96038575I was very happy with the Mandrake kill team release
>>96038556>the people here who are praying and hoping and wishing for a release will not be happy with the release, will claim it's not what they wanted and will nitpick it to death and promise never to buy it.I know we all like to bully elves and elffags, but I've seen this behaviour only ever with guardfags and spiky guardfags.
Do any of you guys ever get "hobby anxiety" or stress or whatever?
For example, I'm almost exclusively a hobby fag but I must have some weird OCD where seeing my unpainted dudes piles on stress. I paint like 2-3 hours a day 5-6 days a week. I paint a lot but I also buy faster than I paint because I like to paint while inspiration is fresh in my mind. I don't even really play games, I just feel bad owning unpainted plastic because I am afraid of falling into a massive pile of shame.
here's my pile of shame so far;
>40k
10 legionaries built
3 kommandos primed
5 cadian troops on sprue
Honored of the chapter ancient and heavy gunner (I have no desire to paint space marines ever again in my life desu)
>AoS
8 rotmire creed from warcry built
Megaboss built
Skink starseer built
skaventide, RAT half, but this is more of an investment since it only cost me about 100 USD in the event I start a skryre army. I may do a rat ogre or the clawlord if I am in the mood.
Am I just being an autistic retard? I also plan to buy the chaos dwarf army box or combat patrol since Iove I love the little guys. I just finished painting an Ironjawz spearhead from AoS in a month minus the megaboss. Am I burnt out? Do any of you guys often experience hobby burn out?
>>96038583Generally the people here make one or two posts about how they like something new. When people don't like something here they make many posts about it and try to change every person's mind who they see talking positively about the thing they dislike
>>96038594>deathwatch kill team (primaris)>votann pity hero and codex >necrons kill team (against the primaris)>dogs of war rerelease for the old world>chaos dwarfs for age of sigmar>nighthaunt pity hero and tome>more chaos dwarfs for age of sigmar>flesh eater court pity hero and tome>dark eldar pity hero and codex>imperial knight for horus heresy>custodes for legion imperialis
>Once, it was a formidable assault carrier that some believed hailed from the Dark Age of Technology. After endless centuries in the service of the Death Guard, the Terminus Est has become something entirely more bloated and malevolent. Now, it is a craft to rival such giants as Abaddon's vaunted Vengeful Spirit or perhaps even the colossal Phalanx of the Imperial Fists.
Any BFG grogs who can confirm this?
>>96038603>t.eldarifag hallucinating not just traitor guard releases but people complaining about traitor guard releases
>>96038616too based to actually be real
>>96038583You're just a baby who hyper focuses on criticisms because it upsets you to see daddy getting criticized lel.
>>96038606>Do any of you guys ever get "hobby anxiety" or stress or whatever?Obviously. But to be freaking out over a backlog that small is probably an ocd thing.
>Am I burnt out?Burnout is when you lose motivation to paint/enjoyment while painting. You're still painting regularly so no you aren't burnt out.
I think you need to stop treating the hobby like it's a job. It's all well and good to be crushing backlog if you're having fun, but it doesn't sound like you're having fun. Take 3 days a week off and do something else unrelated to models. It'll make those 4 days a week you're hobbying more exciting and something that you can look forward to.
>>96038616>necrons kill teamPARIAHS PLEASE HOLY JEEBUS I WILL PAY, GW. I WILL FUCKING PAY.
>>96038626We have people lamenting about how the traitor guards models, rules and looks are not good enough in this very thread.
>>96038623I dunno ask... I dunno. Noone plays that shit anymore
>>96038606once your pile gets big enough you tend to forget about it, well in my case anyway. the only thing i stress about these days is trying to get a unit painted that i plan on using in a game. imo one basecoated unit is probably fine, but once it extends to two, or three, or even most of the army, thats when i get that anxiety you talk about
>>96038641A single fucking kit isnt an army
>>96038641no one is lamenting the kit, the kit is fucking incredible. genuinely in the running for top 10 in the last decade. we just want more.
>>96038636NTA but it's kinda difficult to not focus on criticism here when 90%+ of the thread is constant bitching and shitposting
>>96038606I get stressed whenever I have to paint hazard stripes mainly because you get one chance to not fuck it up.
>>96038653who's talking about an army? the discussion is about a release of some kind. you got your releases, and then you whined about them.
>>96038641elf fags are itt lamenting the exodite release that hasn't happened and are talking about preparing to dislike something that isn't even on the roadmap and then melting down for hours about it while lashing out claiming every shadow is their boogeyman
>>96038679>elf fags are itt lamenting the exodite releaseNo, they aren't.
>>96038673Not exactly, but I really don't want to strip and have to do 4 thin coats of averland sunset again
>>96038659The thread is filled with garbage. But what actually happens when a shitty new kit is released is that people point out the issue and then someone throws an absolute cope fit about it.
When a good kit is released they'll hunt down the one post saying its shit and baww about how we just don't like *anything*.
Idk why you just can't cope with people not liking things for genuine reasons.
>>96038682You could just scroll up
>>96036692>What I want is them to release 10 multipart kits that fit into 15-20 new units with a full standalone codex. They won't get that, I don't want anything less than that, so I don't want them to make it at all and just reskin the codex eldar myself in my own hobby time.
>>96038679elffags will display the most abhorrent behaviour (making these threads unusable so they can complain about dark reaper helmets, defend their OP rules over the years, claiming phoenix lords are more popular than primarchs) and then say
>nobody hates us! they don't have a reason to! those are all false flags! its the guard players!
>>96038678Only the lack of a traitor guard army was mentioned in this thread. Where the fuck are the people complaining about the kit? You're complaining about something that seems not to have even happened.
>>96038688Bro all you have to do is paint over the mistake with a strong, light colour. I use proacryl white.
Stripping is probably doing more harm than good to the overall paint job.
>>96038701This absolute fucking clown is still seething TO THIS DAY about people not liking dark reapers. Despite it being maybe GW's most retarded looking kit.
Just another day at the ol' mill
>>96038701Extrapolating from your post you seem to think that elf players have nothing to see the about.
Therefore you believe that Eldar releases are to be celebrated.
That means your are the biggest Eldar FAG of them all.
>>96037366You thought he was making shit up
>>96038654This. It's one of the best basic infantry kits they ever did. But where is the rest?
>>96038717Nta but they're the exact same as the old ones just with different jackolantern faces
>>96038737>necroposting bad bait from 6 hours ago
>>96038702>Only the lack of a traitor guard army was mentioned in this threadand how nothing fits for rules, and how the models suck compared to vraks, and how the other lost&damned units totally don't count.
>>96038740The old models were so basic you could assume they were "meant" to look more detailed.
And of the 3 old sculpts they picked the goofiest one and just made it more goofy.
The old thing didn't even look good, there's no excuse for not making it better.
>>96038748>I've been found out
>>96038737That guy spent multiple hours after that lashing out at everyone and claiming everyone was the same person. He's not in any place to be calling anyone a sperg
>>96038701That's just you samefagging and conjuring strawmen.
>>96038756Ah ok, so you now admit that no one was criticizing the kit.
That's just a ghost in your head because you're too much of a pissbaby to even handle glancing criticisms.
Where the fuck did anyone even say the models suck?
>>96038763Its ok to just admit you were wrong.
why the fuck does this general has such a disproportionate number of schizos jesus christ
>>96038777Bro the shitposter just totally bared his motivations exactly as described and all you can do is get hung up on some retarded strawman.
Sit down.
>>96038779pretty much the only behaviour that isn't called out as schizo posting is praising Primaris and praising 10th edition
>>96038623Since they're both battleship class both the Terminus Est and the Vengeful Spirit use a large size base. Although it was not specified as a carrier ship back then. But even without the "oh it's so mutated" spiel it figures a carrier would be larger than a battleship since the carrier has to, y'know, carry stuff.
Why are the Minotaurs so mean to their dreadnoughts? :(
>>96038623It's just a corrupt Despoiler class. Or the Despoiler is an uncorrupt Terminus Est.
>>96038810Minor-taurs are assholes to everyone.
>>96036136 (OP)Fans complain that the Imperial Fists were replaced by a successor chapter literally identical in culture and gene-seed.
But no one ever mentions how the Blood Angels have been eradicated three or four times and replaced with the gene-seed of their successor chapters multiple times. They're a copy of a copy of a copy!
>>96038779Because the IP is more popular than the hobby, an anonymous imageboard can't gatekeep, and because the latest generation of shitposters has been brought up on consoles tribalism, tales of tortanic and other flops, and culture wars.
>>96038810Are the minotaurs nice to literally anyone
I like Eldar. I think they are neat. I think other people should like Eldar too. Then we could talk about how much we like Eldar together. Eldar are fun to play. Eldar add value to this game and it's universe.
>>96038827The high lords and the inquisition
>>96038823I've never heard anyone complain about that first thing and I don't know why anyone would complain about that second thing
>>96038823>literally identical in culture and gene-seed.it wasn't, they lost their culture and they lost their direct seedline, the only thing that was kept was the colour scheme, the name and the role of sitting on terra, getting overshadowed by dudes with actual gold armors rather than plates painted piss yellow.
>>96038824>Console wars and tortanicSorry to break it to you buddy but you're like a full generation behind the times. Tortanic dudes are starting families.
>>96038882This is well done
>>9603859411th legion reveal
>>96036202how about flyers? deep strike could work with stormies and koptas. personally I love my wazbom blasta jet
there are lot of options. what's your opponent playing?
>>96037543>i go to this sub once a day
What is a policy about bases in 40k? Would it be considered modeling for advantage if using flat bases like Renedra ones?
>>96038937>flat bases>transparent bases >round lipped basesyou should and will get flogged for any of these
>>96038937Official tournament policy is that you must use the bases provided with the models. Most TO's allow anything with the correct diameter that doesn't significantly alter the height. For casual nobody is going to give a fuck.
>>96038932>samefagging your bait 7 hours later because it didn't work the first timethis is just sad brother
>>96038926i have a few aircraft from buying a bunch of second hand shit, think i have every one except the blastajet which is probably the best of the lot. i usually do deep strike my stormboyz but unless i draw sabotage i usually go for a charge, which tends to fail and then they get destroyed in the next turn. i do have the old koptas, painted half of them and then gave up for some reason. i like their potential but havent used them yet
honestly its any opponent i play, they ALWAYS get to go first and just move all of their shit up instantly. it hurts even more when they have a bunch of units with scouts, or something with infiltrators that gets a round 1 charge
>>960371191) There are no reason to like them enough to buy models
2) Which makes their fans into enourmous faggots
>>96037448switch the kan shootas for rokkits and think really hard if you can actually substitute the stompa. depending on your opponent it may not pack enough AP
>>96039000hormones can do wild things
>>96037448im guessing you bought most of this shit second hand as that is such a random list
for a start id add one mega nob into each of those squads, the points cost for 5 meganobz is the same as 4 for some silly reason. id probably get rid of the deff dread, they arent great desu. give the kanz rokkits. if you are hell bent on running a stompa please get a mek, they are an auto include for that unit given its 800 points, you want some of its shooting to hit
maybe a unit or two of standard nobz and attach a warboss to them
>>96038797Proceed to Nova Cannon into dust.
>>96039000Yours, clearly.
>>96039000sir, this is a blue board
>>960387791. Its a general
2. The "regulars" all try to cope and save this general but most of the time they just join in on schizo posting by just acting like various boogey men for the lols
3. The inherent pig headedness certain regulars here being agasint building any actual "community" here. I am not asking for a discord but this general has been up for so long but there have never been any dedicated /40kg/ meet ups, game nights, etc. Any mentions of trying to do something like this are met with "lol why would I wanna game with any of you lol"
4. /tg/ leaks after the hack show there are like 10 janitors and one resides over this specific general making sure the thread goes his way all the time
>>96037119Because 40k has marines and the imperium is utterly opposed to everything, while in fantasy there are no marines and elves are first and foremost allies.
Due to this 40k attracts HFYfags and makes some people overdose on HFY power fantasies and memes, and this creates a portion of the fanbse that's actively toxic towards the rest of the hobby and setting because they use what should be banter as an outlet for repressed aggressiveness from other personal issues.
Building my Wolfy Armigers today, should be fun.
>>96039068Everyone should have stayed on alt image boards for /40kg/ I have no idea why you fags are scrambled back if you hate it so much you had the chance to make something new and left
>>96039068Didnt someone try making a discord?
>>96039068>4. /tg/ leaks after the hack show there are like 10 janitors and one resides over this specific general making sure the thread goes his way all the timeit's hardly noticeable as long as you remember not to compare orks to blacks. for some reason that triggers the tranny jannies more than anything else
>>96039080>alt image boards for /40kg/ such as? Because outside of twitter japan and other japaneses image boards I've personally never stumble upon a 40kg image board or a miniature wargame image board
>>96039096both versions of eight had a /tg/ and people were posting there for a bit
>>96039095Or GW doing the "we wuz kangz" with the primaris inserting them in events that didn't have them, like the Crimson Fist last stand.
Which I find extremely funny that GW is trying to gaslight their playerbase
>>96039068nigga, ain't no leaks other than the number of jannies stop trying to validate every schizo claim with the leaks. also you are correct about the baby sitting janny. also you are fucking wrong because we have instituted the fridge and the monthly painting competition just this month.
also I would never game with any of you because most of you are sjws crying about woke, black men on dawn of fire covers and trannies constantly.
the anons I would game with:
sallyfag
inquisition / gray knights anon
goblin green dude
lamentroon
retro bangels anon
>>96039075yucky.
>>96039103well those don't exist anymore, do they?
>>96039068I dont subscribe to the "known" shcizos like Ben or carnac but I do feel for certain there are various bad actors who know they can pretend to be the boogeyman and get away with it. This is also the issue with big IP generals it attracts so much garbage it gets grating
>>96039110>>96039068so wait /tg/ has 10 janitors wtf?
>>96039068The local schizos should be afraid since more and more people are mentioning how AIDs this general is on the kiwifarms thread for 40k
>>96038988try a flyboyz themed army with bikers and trakks. maybe try a big mek SAG. the squigbuggy is also nice because of indirect fire
>>96039140Are they getting pay or are they doing it for free?
>>96039085Without a doubt, but I pretty sure invitation links get nuked immediately
>>96038882random russians do good 40k stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MbqVEOA_io
>>96039190Did someone open a portal to the early 2000?
>>96036185Almost done with some meganobz
Hey so Iโve almost finished these Zoanthropes, Ive actually never used them before. Iโve got a neurotyrant and Iโm aware of the deal with attaching him to them but how do I most effectively use him?
Does he just start behind a building and walk up to a flank point blasting shit with a screening spore mine to delay countercharges?
Does he work well as a midline brawler or are there better methods.
Iโm using the underground assault detach so I guess they are hitting on 2โs rerolling ones for reference.
>>96039219nice anon. do you know what kit those bodies are from?
>>96036202If I go second I usually save up for a t3 waaaagh, keep your dudes in your trukks and play conservatively until you can get everyone in place. But in general I've had better results going first, that tends to be the right amount of time to call a really good t2 waaaagh
>>96037448Only the two meganob units benefit from the detachment rule. Something like war horde would benefit the whole army.
Meganobz come in units of 2, 3, 5, or 6. If you take 4 you pay for 5.
If you take 3 meganobz with ghaz they can fit in the stompa.
It's not a good list but it's fun
https://www.ebay.com/itm/267316774469
What is this guy's deal?
He keeps putting it back on sale. Disturbing.
>>96039243Artel W (for sure) iron nookahs (I think). They're big enough to be megabosses but I run these guys with ghaz, finally painting them to match the big guy
currently thinking about getting into kill team to play with my no models buddy. which kill team is best/worst for first time players? can I use all of them in a main army like with kommandos?
>>96039374>pink plague marineshorrendous. absolutely disgusting. I like it
>>96039378>can I use all of them in a main army like with kommandos?I believe so, though some are more niche/random than others
kommandos for example are pretty easy to drop into any ork force
I'm finally getting Uma Musume x 40k fanart
I've been waiting for this for years
>>96036185Took a break from my Templars to finish the Marbo mini I lost years ago.
It really pains me to see Catachans languish in shitty sculpts while they have God tier character minis. A squad of pic rel would blow the cadians and kriegs minis out of the water.
>>96039374The Pink was certainly a choice
>>96036185Got two second hand patriarchs already built.
Trying to figure out how to make one of them fat and sitting on a throne.
Remember the time when Azrael and the Dark Angels held the Throneworld at gunpoint to dictate galactic policies of military engineering and void warfare doctrine? Agri-world Pepperidge remembers.
>>96039219those look fuckin huge, are they much bigger than the gw manz?
>>96039398Horse sized anime girls are my weakness
>>96039427I'm sure next time guard get a big release we'll get updated catachans
>>96039485>However, how secure these vaults truly are is in question, as at least one example, the Steel Rain of the Iron Hands Chapter, was never accounted for in the original wave of construction. It is possible that the chapters closest to the machine cult have found a new weapon to wage war with.Fuck the police.
Why do people continue to spray a can of white paint directly over black? It always looks grainy and ruins the paint job they inevitably slap on top, and they seem to keep doing it.
>>96039539>newfag doesn't know what contrast paints and zenithal are
>>96039550>newfag doesn't know what contrast paints and zenithal areGood, he's better off not knowing and sticking to painting methods that are not a meme
>>96039568undershading and glazing have been painting techniques longer than you've been alive
>>96039571all painting techniques have been around longer than anyone's been alive
>>96039539some people haven't heard of grey primer and tolerate mediocrity
>>96039577my point is they're not just a meme
>>96039539I don't know, why do they leave horrendously obvious mold lines all over their model?
>>96039539a zenithal is applied from a single direction to stimulate a light source. it naturally guides the painter to areas of brightness, produces natural shadows and combines well with contrast paints to reduce the time slant on a single model to get an acceptable brightness gradient.
>>96039550I'm aware of what they are, and I know to actually use a reasonable gradient, like black->grey->white, or black->purple->ivory/yellow, rather than just white over black - a light contrast paint over that will keep the speckled finish of the primer, whereas if they hadn't gone from black to white they'd have a smoother finish.
>>96039571and yet you never heard of them until sloptubers sold it to you as slapchop, very curious
>>96039599Don't you dare presume to know what I know and when I knew it.
>>96039378to no one surprise the skitarii kill team has rules almost as badly written as 40ks, hard avoid
space marines and IG have a lot of straight forward teams as good starts
>>96039487Yeah they're gigantic
>>96039609is karskin the only guard kill team besides rattlings or have I missed something
>>96039662kasrkin, death korp of krieg, ratlings and tempestus aquilons.
>>96038556Consoom
Consooooom at all costs
Being happy is consooming
>>96038606I have hundred of unpainted models but they cause me zero stress. I like switching up what I paint to keep things fresh, helps me avoid burnout. Also I can't resist good deals for old plastic and pewter.
>>96039671tempestus actually look cool. I was considering the starter box since the local store currently got a good deal. do I have to buy the card packs tho?
>>96039796no, cards are totally optional and just like codices not worth buying because they get adjusted.
I have a doubles tourney in a few weeks and I plan on running TSons. My partner is considering guard/orks. I'm not meta aware so I'm looking for ideas.
I'd prefer to avoid Magnus if I can. I could also do DEldar
>>96039817Run Dark Eldar with suicidal Archon Bombs to blow up all of their anti tank with insane SSA charges turn 1 and let your guard friend win the rest of the game with now immortal tanks
>>96039450It's weird, right?
>>96039767Everyone remember.
>nomodelsis a slogan of one person trying to find out what models you have so he can bully you in every thread when you post them
>schizois a slogan of another person (same person?)
slogans are like avatar-tags
>>96039844I think you're right about the model thing.
I also think you're an schizo
>>96036374What is this month's theme? Also when are new challenges announced and where?
>>96039869>What is this month's theme?Elite squad
>>96039855He's not wrong about the nomodels part though. It's probably not all the same person obviously but the reasoning is the same. Which defeats the entire purpose of this site.
I post my models and it turns into a full blown bully sesh
>>96039909still hate the way the basing looks on some of your knights, like mud with pristine flowers sticking out looks super jarring.
Dunno why one schizo seems to have it out for you though.
>>96039917He's in love with me
>>96039931I amire your confidence
>>96039869Last 7 days of the month there will be anchor posts with the voting link for the next theme
How the fuck do people write so nicely on the pauldrons of marines?
I have a 0.15mm ultra fine marker and i can't get my letters to look good enough on paper to even attempt it on the model.
>>96039956Most of us donโt. Practice helps, but Iโve been doing it for years and it still looks shit. Just gotta roll with it and keep trying.
>>96039909Do they assemble into a larger megazord?
Boring day at work, just gonna post some dudes.
>>96039994Those shields look like googly eyes
>>96039994>>96039999Yeah, that was the last time I did eyespots on my guys.
Update.
They arrived and all models inside accounted for. Just have to deal with one army before I open these since I have limited space.
I can't decide on working the terminators first, or second. They would be the fastest army to put to table. Would just have to order the cyclone launchers and terminator heads to replace all the helmet-less dudes faces.
If I start working on the tyranid side the terminators would go 3 months or more without being assembled. I got the sets more for the tyranids...
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
>>96040051Absolute madman he did it
>>96040051I don't tust my adhd riddled brain to buy that much of a project at once. good luck to you
>>96040051Nids first, you probably need some time befor you can order the heads n stuff especially without "someone" noticing.
>>96040051Explain your drawing anon
>>96040080I'd have time because of the first army I returned to make.
>yes I have two tyranid armies, I'll also have so many tyranids when I'm done to make three 2000 point lists>>96040059Don't convince yourself of something and if you stray from it just keep it tidy and together so its easy to come back to. The big problem to returning to a project is feeling the weight of returning to it. Just make it super easy to grab the last model and work on it for 10minutes and put it away when you're done. It's how I worked on my spider army.
>>96040057I did it. When I do the rest is up in the air. I'm excited.
So this is the list:
Lemartes
Captain in Gravis Armour, Warlord, Artificer Armour
Judiciar, The Honour Vehement
Lieutenant
10x Assault Intercessor Squad
5x Intercessor Squad
5x Assault Intercessors with Jump Packs
5x Assault Intercessors with Jump Packs
10x Death Company Marines with Jump Packs
10x Hellblaster Squad
5x Infiltrator Squad
5x Reiver Squad
5x Scout Squad
5x Scout Squad
3x Outrider Squad
3x Outrider Squad
Gladiator Lancer
Gladiator Lancer
70 models, 2 vehicles, 102 OC
142 T4 wounds, plus the stronger stuff like gravis cap/bikes/tanks
Could I have gone with Oops! All Jump packs in LAG, yeah, but I don't have that many jump units on hand, and I wanted a mix of shooting
picked Gladius because having access to advance and charge 100% up when I want it feels necessary for a list with so many infantry
>>96040051This is a wild commitment
>>96039427very nice
>>96040122the assault intercessors with JP hits harder on big stuff if they're a full unit and gets that one big pound into the beast, unless you're farming the free power fists and run them side by side
outriders are the weak link, limited use of their movement in terrain topped by the weak shooting for their points cost and again, their points cost to charge ratio compared to what you CAN replace them with
>>96040135>nids guy respondingMy tyranid conversions will be off the wall. I like tentacles made from wire, and I'll be ordering a spool of aluminum wire to help make the neck and body of trygons/mawlocs after chopping up the Psychophages.
>they put a fucking marine arm inside the tongue-tentacles I need to remove from each one ffs....
>>96040142I'm using JPI, outriders, and scouts when I don't need a screen against other horde lists, as action monkeys
evberything else is there to present credible threats, and so much saturation that the opponent has to commit or lose primary outright
>>96040051FIVE
HUNDRED
TERMAGANTS
>>96040051in the name of the father...
im painting 20 gaunts right now and want to rope myself.
Wasn't blueBAanon gonna organize a secret santa sorta thing this summer or did I dream that
>>96040168120 gaunts
120 Hormagaunts, hands are easy to replace
>>96040181I'm going to airbrush most of them and then do a version of "slapchop" where the carapace is the same color as everything else. Just going to do highlights and the eyes. The rest will come later when I feel like it.
>>96040159>tentaclesnab one of these, its great
I think the worst part about working on that many gaunts is the assembly, all that time scraping off molf lines and building the damn things, I'd want to kil myself
>>96040248I think I mathed out 8 inches of mold line per small spider. of 150 of them.
That was the small spiders. I had 18 leapers, and the big one left
I want to do some jungle basing for my next army, can you think of anything else I might need apart from aquarium plants and some twigs?
>>96040348A big piece of stable plastic to hold each leaf near them that dangles over their body somewhere.
I would drill into the base to hold it.
Goblin green bases. I want to do a modern interpretation of them, I'm thinking green flock shale shavings for something interesting, and green static grass. Any other ideas to really sell the idea?
>>96040490make a mat that holds the grass and do the electrified grass that modern train display hobbyists do
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1lN5w9PfaPs
>>96040519yep, this is pretty much exactly what I'm probably going to do
I'll use stirland mud to create an uneven surface, apply a decent amount of flock, put some homemade tactical rocks just because bases have gotten more interesting in 30 years, and then finish it up with static grass
Do I assemble a Patriarch or Ridgerunner next? Or finish painting the crew of the Goliath Rockgrinder and Truck.
>>96040609>assemble something>finish painting an assembled model you've already startedYou have your answer. Or end up with the depression of not finishing what you start.
>>96040609what's with the aggressive highlighting on every miniature these days? GW, professional painters, etc. It looks really bad.
>>96040614I've painted so many neophytes (42 in total) that I don't want to paint neophytes anymore. Granted I lack the means of priming anything currently so assembling them won't mean much. Off to the neophytes riding Goliaths then.
>>96040660It's better this way. You won't feel dirty when putting together another model and feeling like you have to rush. One kit at a time.
>>96040623I disagree. It looks quite nice.
>>96040633
>>96039917It's more than one guy. All my sniggaz hate decals.
>>96039917It's not just one person but keep telling yourself that
>>96040745Whatever, still don't get why this one anon in particular accrues such vitriol
>>96040348A variety of different size/color/shape plants, acrylic water effect
>>96040756He's a redditor and hates le heckin nazis so he felt the need to derail every thread decalfag posted his tanks in
>>96040756spams his models to avatarfag (almost never posts anything new)
plays stupid or acts the victim every single time people point out he spammed down several threads after being told he was barred from a fucking collage
>>96040776decalfag is a literal redditor but cute attempt
>>96040795I can call you twittard or something if that's more up your alley. Melting down whole threads over SS decals on 4chan of all fucking places means you don't belong here, shrimple as that
>>96040822you don't belong here, nomodels
>>96040822Lmao keep seething decalmutt
Am I the only one who remembers that decalfag is a Jew? Someone brought attention to a study Torah in the background of one of his pics one time
>>96040852>doesn't deny he's a nomodelslmao, every time
>>96040795>>96040836>>96040840>>96040878Stop replying to such obvious bait you fucking retards
>>96040878Unless you post yours with that accusation it's nothing more than a shitpost, keep seething
>>96039909honestly, your paint jobs aren't the worst, they're okay
but the decals, too much, the basing isn't great and I'm gonna be honest most people suck at this
so both the decals and the basing, the less is more rule is gonna help you
however, your refusal to clean your mold lines and combination of dark angels and blood angels iconography upsets me the most, your armies are a mishmash of ideas that don't work together and that alone makes me want to rip those same fucking wings off my sanguinary guard in disgust
>>96040882I unironically believe that the retard(s) seething over his nazi decals did more damage to the thread than the decalfaggot himself.
>>96040908Pure revisionism
The nigger spammed 400 posts a thread himself several fucking times all over a collage
>>96040822Nazifags donโt belong anywhere. If youโre gonna be a fascist fanboy at least pick a winner like Franco or Modi.
>>96040893That courtesy doesn't get extended to subhuman /v/ermin defending the new DCslopper
>>96040908happens everytime
>TTS server exists, owner is a faggot trying to peddle his shitty 3d prints but w/e>orangemanbad faggots nuke the server and ruin it for everyoneI fucking hate both sides of the "my politics is my personality" types
terminally online faggots are ruining everything
>>96040908I would politely ask him to remove those decals. Since there's other stuff that could be put up instead.
I would like to point out that he has a lot of norse/space wolf themes.
>>96040929It isnt a courtesy it's a standard nigger.
>>96040950nope! It was invented a month ago because /v/ermin got upset that the lamenterfag kept BTFO'ing them
>>96040941If people just ignored his shitty tanks most of his meltdowns probably wouldn't have happened.
>>96040956The ego on you lmao.
>>96040956It got put in place because retards like you wanted people to identify themselves without putting anything on the line. There are a lot of sites where you can see posters history, maybe you should check them out and stay there
>last 30 posts, 26 of them are unrelated to models or lore
Can we have a model and game thread please?
The power of decalfag, this is HIS thread any time he posts.
>>96041003when we finally ban golden demon fag we can post models freely again
>>96041003Crusade game against CSM. My deffkoptas are tricked up with a kustom job (+1 bs) and leveled up for reroll 1s. 10 shots against terminators, 7 hits, 5 wounds, all saved.
>>96040923>modiyucky
>francoClosest thing to a stable fascist government outside of some of the USSR govs so yeah.
>>96040051Jesus fucking Christ. I got exhausted painting 40 Black Templars. I cant imagine how you would deal with all this.
How many nids are there? How many points is that? What will you do with the Space Marines half?
>>96041003I tried but I donโt want to spam and I donโt have much to talk about.
>>96041003when decalmutant arrives everyone seethes. its impossible not to take the bait. he's that fucking annoying.
>>96041014Golden Demon fag? Someone won a GD here?
>>96041068Nah, nobody here paints at GD level
>>96041068Heโs ironically referring to decalman. That said BLanon could probably win one if he submitted
>>96040964No one else? It was a few months ago
>>96041084I've seen a couple people who are close
>>96041098https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/
>>96041087>>96041101Its always nice to see some high level paintjobs here. Are those guys ITT?
>>96041098i have a torah on my bookshelf and i am very antisemetic, the torah will only make any rational man more antisemetic, know your enemy.
>>96041068I don't know who golden demon fag is
but outside of our regulars who have been posting their models for years here, if anyone new tries to post models he comes out of the woodwork to shit on them and try to cyberstalk
>>96041114Havenโt seen BLanon post in a while but hereโs a banner he did a while ago that Iโm still seething jealously over.
>>96041140as much as I like the guys stuff this is not even close to being a GD level freehand
>>96041125If anyone here was ever gonna get cyber stalked its sallyfag and heโs still around.
>>96040956>lamenterfag kept BTFO'ing themThat tracks
>>96041140It's shit lmao even I can do better.
>>96041154This.
>>96041154It's nicer than your freehand
>>96041168Post your better stuff then fren.
>>96041155he's started shit with all the model posters
I think our regulars don't care, because they've been here for years
>>96041168>It's shit lmao even I can do betterWhy don't you show the class
>>96041172Thatโs not saying much.
>>96041140Impressive. Very nice.
But that said, GD paintjobs are insane sometimes. Pic rel is as close as perfection as you can get, without using fancy models or tricks.
That said the anon def can easily win awards elsewhere.
>>96041168Man, shut the fuck up, its a crazy solid paintjob.
>>96041155>If anyone here was ever gonna get cyber stalked its sallyfagor orange and tealfag
>>96041211this one from last year still blows me away
it doesn't feel like it should be possible with a paint brush
>>96041233>>96041211and then we have this
>>96041241>yo bro pass the dirty down rust and goons grime in need to win GD rq
>>96041241I've actually noticed the bar is decidedly lower for large vehicles and titanic vehicles because less people enter that one
if you were a decent painter and wanted a shot at your own slayer sword, that'd be the way to go
>>96041223I love how theyโre two of the least offensive posters and yet itโs now become a meme in and of itself to talk shit about them
>>96041233Is this even an official GW model? It looks great, I'm surprised they count this one.
>>96041241Its so bad. I cant pick out anything
>ummm it's SUPPOSED to be shittyI can dunk my bloodletter in a pot of Blood for the Blood God technical and I'd still not expect to win any award for it.
What detachment for aeldar best fit exodites? Or would they be better ran as drukhari?
>>96041254I'm fairly sure the orange and teal meme was pushed by a single faggot
>>96041154He's far better than I am but we have no GD level painters here. We have a few dozen guys with painted armies, some regulars who post games, and the /wip/ lads who crosspost here.
>>96041233I keep thinking this is a large bust sized model
>>96041211this deserved the win, everything is top notch
>>96041140We have an admech player at my store, the guy really has good freehand stuff. This is from an apocalypse game from last week, a reenactment of Cadia's fall.
>>96041254I don't understand why people hate orange and teal guy, while it's not a color combo I'd choose iirc his stuff looked good
>>96041258yeah, it's apparently legit
again, this is one of the most insane winners I've seen
>>96040051>>96040121Burnout imminent with this many models at once but I hope you have fun with them for a while
>>96041251the EoB dude has an insanely well painted titan and it only got nominated, didn't even place
>>96041253I kneel
>>96041258it's the new big mek from last year
>>96040051>>96040121>spider guy is also the 13 box sets guyCompulsive buyer much? Shame, I was excited about seeing the spider army finished.
The only /tg/ guy I have an issue with is hatshepsutfag
It's a CSM player that posted here nonstop for a large chunk of the pandemic and never actually painted an army. He was aggressive and blew a gasket any time someone mentioned him.
>>96039398Goldship should be 10 feet tall so she can give me uppies
>>96041309I said I would do it first. I just had to get the cheap box sets before they sold out.
>87 dollars means all 8 sets are 11 dollars a unitI'm at the cleanup and then webbing phase of the spiders.
>>96041296I have mad respect for Jay, he paints well, but he isn't just a model painter he is a player. A lot of these golden demon guys will never, ever play the game, they devote 100% of their time to painting models and competitions and if you check out their instas they usually don't paint GW outside of specific competitions
He also doesn't lie, paintsloppa channels will often hide the truth about the products they use that make things easier and Jay will tell you to go buy cheap shit because it's what he uses and then he'll show how to use it.
>>96041349I find his personality insufferable but his painting trick videos are almost always useful
then he does shit like putting flock on rat ogres to look "hairy" or cotton swabs on the chainaxe of his latest berzerker to look like "gore" and I wonder if he's even aware of what the final results look like
When painting an army for gameplay purposes, my quality control goes out the window. Maybe I should show up with unpainted armies instead.
>>96040964>the biggest faggot in the threads>constantly acts like he's being persecuted for no reason>turns out to be a jew
>>96039826What are Archon bombs?
I haven't used them in 10th yet.
>>96036185damn, this is coming along really well. GJ anon.