Thread 2796405 - /trv/ [Archived: 373 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:22:51 AM No.2796405
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Where should a 23 year old divorced dude living in his minivan go to?
Americas only, please.
>current location - central ontario
Good pussy is a plus.
Cost of living is a plus, but not a big deal. Not because I'm rich, but because living in a minivan is basically free.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:44:21 AM No.2796413
>>2796405 (OP)
The desert
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:53:17 AM No.2796414
>>2796405 (OP)
how the fuck are you already 23 and divorced
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:06:23 AM No.2796417
>>2796405 (OP)
>good pussy is a must
>im 23 and live in a van
>im divorced

Yea, “good pussy” isn’t on the agenda for you. You’re a grade-A fucking loser
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:33:19 AM No.2796420
How long before OP becomes a person of interest in the disappearance of a 15 year old girl? Some parts of America, that's the first thing people think of when they see a lone male lurking around town hungrily eyeing up any nubile female in her summer clothes.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:46:17 AM No.2796426
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>>2796405 (OP)
>23
>living in his minivan
Anon, you got off light compared to the old men who get wrung out in their 40s, 50s and 60s.. So when some retard like >>2796417 comes along and tells you otherwise, we all know he has the mental faculties of a basement dwelling autist.

Ontario puts you in a long-haul situation to get out of it. However, you should go where the work is. You should be focusing on chasing bag for a recovery.

>Good pussy is a plus
Should be bottom of your priority list anon.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:50:38 AM No.2796428
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>>2796405 (OP)
>23 and divorced
I'm 26 and I've still never had a gf
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:07:56 AM No.2796433
>>2796426
No he’s a loser and nothing I said is incoherent. Van dwelling divorce cucks don’t get to specify “good pussy” because they will never get any
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:12:48 AM No.2796434
By killing yourself.

Thank cuckdeau and the liberals for replacement migration and the destruction of the future of your age cohort. But at least you'll have good curry (made from real feces), right?
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:21:48 AM No.2796438
pressure
pressure
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>>2796433
>will never
Current failure does not equate to permanent failure. That is how losers think.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:50:55 PM No.2796505
>>2796405 (OP)
>Where should a 23 year old divorced dude living in his minivan go to?
off the cliff
>Americas only, please.
off an american cliff

you literally speed ran losing at life

sell your van and go nomading on a different continent
get a clean restart
and stop living like a pathetic bitch
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:24:19 PM No.2796534
>>2796405 (OP)
I would recoomend central ontario.
Maybe east ontario too.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:00:46 PM No.2796545
>>2796417
lmfao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:07:46 PM No.2796548
>>2796405 (OP)
Where are you now? How do you like it overall? What sucks? What’s best about it? What kind of climate is most comfortable for you?

Assuming you’re enjoying at least some aspects of your present homeless state, you might not have to go far. As you’re already living in a vehicle, you might as well road trip in whichever direction you feel like, and feel free to keep bouncing around for as long as it takes for you to remember that life is almost always better with ready access to a kitchen, toilet, and shower.

If your passport and finances permit, you’ve probably got a range from the Arctic to the Darien Gap at your pretty easy disposal (and South America isn’t technically beyond reach either, as long as you’re capable of finding a freighter to ferry your minivan between Panama and Colombia). But moving cars across borders in Central and South America can sometimes be an expensive and bureaucratic process, as well as having the potential to get dangerous in some areas, although at least some of the hazards some people worry about are exaggerated—it’s much harder to get kidnapped and/or beheaded by a cartel than a lot of Americans think it is, for example, although it it’s never impossible.

The relative quality and accessibility of pussy is too subjective a question for me to weigh in on. But I’m comfortable in guessing that almost anywhere in the Americas, only another homeless person is ever going to have any temptation to fuck a guy living in a van.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:16:24 PM No.2796549
>>2796548
>only another homeless person is ever going to have any temptation to fuck a guy living in a van.

My point exactly. This isn’t the 60s where you’re groovy and wild for striking out on your own in a van instead of picking out of an abundance of secure and high paying jobs in the economy.

You’re just a fucking loser that couldn’t get a chair in the musical chairs game of life when the music stopped. Women are flooded with the top 10% of men globally through social media. They’ll get flown out to Dubai by Chad but they wouldn’t dare give some straggling sewer rat living in his van the time of day.

Get it together, regroup financially, and do better
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:04:04 PM No.2796564
>>2796548
And I actually missed the Central Ontario bit. Most of my questions still apply re: preferred climate and pros and cons of your current site, but realistically, I don’t see you bumming around anywhere south of Canada very happily for at least the next year or two. Maybe you could check out Alaska? But US immigration goons really are on a boneheaded, quota-driven, irrational/non-strategic rampage at the moment, so although legally it should be no problem to drive through the US from North to South as a Canadian, and perhaps it’ll be no problem at all to bum around down there, your chances of some testosterone-poisoned shithead with delusions of grandeur giving you problems for being a broke foreigner in the wrong place at the wrong time are much higher than normal right now. Just go to New Brunswick. I hear Moncton is lovely in the summer.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:47:43 PM No.2796573
you're all way too negative about the van thing
a nice, build out van is something lots of zoomers aspire to

OP just needs a remote job
then do full time traveling
and suddenly people will envy him

the sad loser part would be
if he stays somewhere permanently
that'd be just a worse version of being in a trailer park
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:27:56 PM No.2796585
>>2796573
>just needs a remote job
Go
>full time traveling
FUCK
>then people will envy him
Yourself
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:57:03 PM No.2796597
>>2796405 (OP)
How does one manage to get divorced at 23 lol
Getting married under 30 is such a weird choice
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:37:43 PM No.2796609
For everyone asking.
She decided she wanted to be a "he".
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:40:06 PM No.2796610
>>2796426
Thank you, anon.
I'm actually doing okay with work - I'm in a niche field, and work remotely.
Just tired of Canada.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:51:59 PM No.2796613
>>2796549
>>2796548
Thanks, anons.
I think there's been a slight miscommunication on my part - I'm quite alright, financially speaking.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:52:33 PM No.2796614
>>2796610
Go fuck yourself what the fuck was the point of this thread.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:15:28 PM No.2796619
>>2796614
I was asking where to go?
I mean, the entire thread was just "what are the cheapest places in the Americas to go to."
It's right there in the OP.
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Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:42:44 PM No.2796627
>>2796417
Marriage is a racket. The younger a man realizes that, the better
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:09:39 AM No.2796683
>>2796549
Not true. Nonwhite women are materialistic as fuck and only care about your financial status, but you'd be surprised how many white girls love unshaven van guys and camping in the forest.
>>2796405 (OP)
Once you get some connections with the vanlife community, you can find get-togethers all over the Western US states at all times of the year. Look into vanlife forums, Facebook groups, etc. Alternatively, if you just want to be alone in the forest, consider the US Great Lakes region, particularly Michigan. State and national forests offer plenty of places to sleep in peaceful isolation. Get a state recreation pass so you can hang out in state parks and get showers in the campgrounds.
>>2796613
>quite alright
At least $10,000 USD equivalent in cash reserves, right? My advice, don't fix your van when it has issues. Once you start investing money in an ailing vehicle, it traps you. Drive it til it dies, then dump it and consider flying overseas. I bought my last minivan while traveling on foot in Arizona, owned it for 3 1/2 years, drove 42000 miles and averaged about $200/month ownership cost for it (i.e. everything but gasoline).
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:19:16 AM No.2796685
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Last year I lived out of my minivan for sixteen weeks, meandering across the Midwest to North Carolina before heading up to Michigan and then returning to Colorado. I struggled with coolant issues, severely worn tires and a failing wheel bearing, but managed to keep maintenance costs reasonable, despite having to purchase a brand-new set of tires. This total would've been $250 higher if I had to pay for car insurance; as it was, I suspended my State Farm liability insurance while traveling overseas and got an extra six months for free.
>Total spend: $3430.62 ($30.63 per day)
>Miles driven: 8079 (72 miles per day)
>Gasoline: $1050.46 ($9.37 per day)
>Food: $1006.66 ($8.98 per day)
>Weed: $260.63
>Vehicle maintenance, repair, registration: $817.18
>Miscellaneous: $295.99
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:21:16 AM No.2796686
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In the Appalachians I struggled to find a free campsite away from a road due to the rugged terrain. Michigan was a very different matter. The sandy tracks are usually firm and flat, so even my low-clearance 2WD minivan could go thrashing through the weeds to remote isolated spots.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:50:13 AM No.2796735
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>>2796610
If you don't have worries for work and you're looking for an adventure without rhyme or reason. Try something jokingly.
Take a trip to Scotland (Indiana) on the I69(nice). Small town pussy could be a pick'n'mix but barflies are the same the world round. You've the advantage of blowing in and out of towns.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:18:53 PM No.2796770
>>2796619
I’ll just say that places in the Americas where I have personally really enjoyed myself include but are not limited to many different parts of Mexico (I like urban areas, personally, but I think van life is probably more suited to beach/coastal areas down there—perhaps consider the Oaxacan coast or the southernmost reaches of Baja California; I have a friend who’s been living a relaxed life in the city of Zihuatenejo for a couple of years now, but some of the resort towns close to there (most obviously Acapulco) are pretty gross); Costa Rica, both coastal and inland (although the capital is awful); and several parts of Nicaragua. Bluefields is weird and interesting, because a large portion of the local population are black, largely Anglophone descendants of shipwrecked/escaped slaves. Not a bad coastline, either, although it’s in large part an industrialized port right in the city itself. Probably the easiest part of Nicaragua to navigate if you don’t speak Spanish. The area around Lake Atitlán in Guatemala gets a lot of free-spirit gringo drifters, but it’s an acquired taste, and a lot of Guatemala is really sketchy. I really liked Flores, another lake town farther north.

The practicality and safety of road-tripping anywhere south of the US border is fiercely debatable. Many places are safer than their reputations (most of Mexico) some the opposite (Costa Rica has experienced declines in public safety over the last decade or so, blamed on Venezuelan migrants, but almost anywhere outside of San Jose remains safer than the Central American average, and San Jose has always been a shithole), some are a mixed bag, with unpredictable pockets of danger. Urban Nicaragua, or at least Managua, isn’t particularly safe, but the countryside is mostly chill. Similar situation in Guatemala.

And aside from criminals, cops are uniformly corrupt down there, which can be annoying for a foreign driver. Do research and be careful.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:51:45 PM No.2796775
>>2796770
Most of the time in LatAm, you'll want to stay in a hotel rather than sleep in your van on the street or in some farmer's field. USA is the only country with plenty of forest and BLM roads that go into uninhabited areas.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:11:36 PM No.2797765
>>2796428
bitch please, I'm 40, and never held hands of a woman xD
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:59:57 PM No.2798998
Gathering of the juggalos
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:08:38 PM No.2799001
>>2796417
>Yea, “good pussy” isn’t on the agenda for you. You’re a grade-A fucking loser
Is this bait? Too retarded to be real
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:10:41 PM No.2799002
>>2796417
>>2796433
>>2796434
All this bitter envy. I think I know who this is.
Tardguard?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:14:31 PM No.2799003
>>2796549
>You’re just a fucking loser
Tardguard, you're a disabled greasy security guard. You would love to be this 23yo, free, smashing pussy van lifing. You always attack those with the life you envy most.
Pattaya trip coming in t minus 768 days. You can have sex again then. Maybe.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:23 PM No.2799012
>>2796685
anything cool happen? how much pussy did u get?