POOP edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Josie + Steinful CONFIRMED https://x.com/stainfool/status/1935550390482911611
-- They showed Extreme Peace to the fish and it sucks COCK https://x.com/wigger/status/1935503379876200919
-- Freddy put laxatives in EVERYTHING, Seth drank a lot of it, Mints wasn't paying attention, Angie snitched - BIG SCANDAL!
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>>211673511 >>211673478
So ellie is allowed to barricade but Jon isn't? Pussy ass show
angie barricaded herself into B1 to protect herself from the rapists
you're telling me they gave them laxatives and didn't think anyone would use it for a prank??
Why is everything moving so quickly? They're going to have nothing to do in a few weeks. I'm pretty sure the only thing of note to happen at this point in S1 was Simmons being kicked.
>>211676664why is she scared of fred?
>>211676647nobody cares faggot
>>211676647It's a misdemeanor, cunt. Get fucked. Nobody gives a shit about misdemeanors.
>>21167666620 is just way too much to risk
4trannies are the worst
Kiwigods think that the laxative prank is funny
>>211676682Kek! Stay mad gingershit
>>211676647based. report it.
I knew the fire hazard thing was going to come up
Seth is him. Only soilennials care about the old drunk guy.
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it begins
Yeah I stopped watching two days ago but just popping in to ask if Ellie has peed herself yet or anything
rachel is doing her pretend to be asleep so people pay attention to her bit again
chances of fred being kicked off in the morning?
>mintz ignored
Lmao mogged
FINALLY someone just says NO to production
YEAH ! YOU CAN JUST SAY NO !
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO DO??
Have a poopiful sleep, Spencersisters
What will happen when the cams get shut off?
Seth taking upon the impossible task of awaking the beast
rachel
your cpap
rachel
rachel
rachel
your cpap
you need that right
rachel
RACHEL
RACHELLLLLLL
[YouTube] Metal Gear Solid PS1 Game Over Theme (Voiceless Version) (embed)
>>211676675>>211676675she "fears" dan but with fred it's entirely performative, she was begging for his dick and eating out of his hands and helping him "poison" people with glee but now there may be consequences for Fred from production and also the other fish are hating Fred for doing it and saying it's illegal, so she's full snitching to curry social favor and ALSO adding the cherry on top that he was being creepy by trying to sleep with her when not only did she want it, but he didn't even actually do anything
she is the most evil person who has been on the show so far, literally every incel stereotype about evil false rape accusation tier women
>>211676647LOL
FISHTANK CANCELLED
>>211676664Dark Daniel should kick the door down
>>211676700>>211676701when you guys want to say based you are meant to say *keyed its more trooncoded
>jet getting mog by a teenage girl
boss baby bros.......
i think its time to get in the toilet and call sam
Swansea PD has been contacted
why is he even trying to sleep in rachel's room when there are spare beds baka
Rachel
Rachel
Rac-
Your cpap
Rachel
Your c-
Rachel
RachelRachelRachel
Your cpap
Rachel
FREDDY POISONED THE HOUSE AND YOU LOSERS ARE COPING
#ARRESTFREDDY
KICK THIS JUNKY RETARD OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR SERIOUSLY ENDANGERING THE OTHER CONTESTINGS
Did this nigga really just turn on the machine and say "fuck it good enough"
qrd on the last 10 or so hours? Ive been awake for the last 2 so I know about the laxatives and all that. but I dont know why daniel is all alone or why there's a fafo thing in his room and I saw aryeh was in the doghouse but I dont know why. also I marathoned extreme peace (not good) and fred hyde was in there? are they in good terms now?
>it's a mints doesn't know how to use the intercom episode
is rachel actually on sedatives why doesn't she wake up?
>>211676725Get kicked out?
Mints could just say
>OK Angie, you're allowed to spend the night here because it's late. But pack your things for tomorrow :)Then when she thinks she's getting eliminated they take her packed bags and put them in Daniel's room.
>>211676743Her march rape story is fake
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i've tried nothin', and i'm all out of ideas!
>>211676647the victim would have to press charges, dipshit
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>woah so dark...now THATS why I watchFishtank!
>LAXATIVES PRANK?????????????????????? EJECT EJECT JET STOP THIS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>211676743>she is the most evil person who has been on the show so faroh please, she's correctly playing the game unlike everyone else.
daniel and aryeh are nontent
>>211676786future mother of hapa spawn
>>211676771>asleep>not nolifing itif you can't change your sleeping patterns to be awake during peak content hours, I'm not helping you by telling you what happened.
does everyone in this house snore
Angie radio blows. Dumb snake whore
>>211676804this but freddy and angie
>>211676783stienful may be getting sloppy seconds but winwin will NEVER be his gamer tag
>>211676675It's not Freddy who she fears.
hold on i can't see my soda i'm on the moon right now
>>211676804Ellie mogs them in nontent
>>211676803too much content
>>211676796Not in this instance
>>211676797That's two additional police reports tonight
Had to stop watching early today around the vision pro bit, did the paypig date with Ellie happen today?
>>211676804Ellie and Direnc too, they're both fucking boring and the only redeeming quality is their attractiveness.
I volunteer to punish Angie
It'll be a tough dirty messy wet job
But I can take it
>>211676793Based Stinkyposter
>>211676647>AIkill yourself zoomerfag.
>>211676771they had a college frat party competition between the boys and girls, FuckAround&FindOut was the guy's frat name or something
Nobody likes Daniel, everyone avoiding him and he's been sulking by himself anyways
don't know about ogre retard
>>211676797Mints, strike three
>>211676804daniel is funny to laugh at
>>211676801seriously holy shit this fanbase is so retarded sometimes. she hasn't done much but she's done every right move as far as "playing the game" goes. she's just hated by the audience, which is a thing that doesn't really matter until the endgame
>>211676835i thought that was an sfx
>>211676786i want her perfect girthy cock down my throat
>>211676831yes it was NUTS it sucks you missed it haha
I'd love to shit directly into Aryeh's mouth for eternity.
>>211676818>jet and mints bit is funnier than wp2its Joever
Angie deserves to get raped for real
>>211676801>simping for a psychotic girlI hope you get poisoned
NO STOP SAYING ITS ILLEGAL EVEN IF ITS ILLEGAL IM RETARDED AND GET MAD WHEN FACTS GET BROUGHT UP
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO IS A LEGAL DEFENSE!
>>211676839Imagine being 35 and watching this shit. You're a failure at life
>>211676771>marathonedisn't there just the one episode?
>>211676786Was cute again award
>>211676832>Ellie and Direnc too, they're both fucking boring and the only redeeming quality is their attractiveness.I do not really care about this, fishtank is nothing without pretty girls
>>211676837what the fuck did you just call me
>>211676816*winningwinston
FUCK
>>211676815Freddy is one of the only ones doing anything to be entertaining
>>211676870if youre not a zoomer youre 35
dumb fucking retard
>>211676783this nigga has such a creepy unsettling face. I can't place it.
>>211676801>she's correctly playing the gamegetting binx flashbacks
>>211676890Yes, but he's retarded and risking getting fishtank in legal issues. I'd rather have nontent and still have my Ellie feet pics
>MAKE CONTENT
>n-no not that kind of content
jet it up
>>211676843these stairs are not up to code btw
steps too low and needs to be a little wider
can nick rochefort do something about this?
>>211676804Theyre content, but its annoying how they completely fall apart in shambles after getting called creepy.
I dont care how this looks, Jimmy was the perfect kind of Fishtank contestant you could ask for. an angry retard
they're calling him cpap spence
>>211676910I'm noticing a lot of parallels between the hate Binx got and the hate Angie's been getting
spector is a slow burn oliver kino
>>211676890>jackass bro "humor">entertainingyou're a s3 fan kys and stop watching fishtank isn't for you
>>211676896Kek! Stay mad boomer.
>>211676910yeah what the fuck. this season runs off stoix and crowd favoritism. theres no fuckin game in this one
i will not be gaslighted about this shit again what the blue haired goblin was doing
>>211676743She's just another Summer crazy bitch, nothing special about her
>>211676783>Was the Start of a long cursed chain of cuckoldry with their girlfriends going on the show
>>211676916no. he just pretends to be knowledgeable about houses, he's never actually worked in construction or real estate.
I like Angie and hated Binx
>>211676871yeah thats what I meant. I marathoned episode 1
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>>211676612 (OP)Yo wiggers I got Burt to schizo out if you wanna do something with it. Maybe the entity flashing some color code with shapes on a card with BURT written on it. Low effort content and uses the entity for something other than winking at the audience he is watching cameras like crazy right now do something with your extended cast. Do some real art here show your ARG chops if you aren't too old
>>211676927few realize this
>>211676925Binx was uglier and ancient. Made it more deserved.
>>211676925its more like abbie if angie does get freddie kicked
>>211676932>DUDE we need a bunch of awkward autistic zoomers sitting around all day doing nothings2 fags need to fucking rope
>6/19/2025
>We are forgotten....
>>211676850Daniel (or anyone really) should be allowed to do everything in their power to make Angela believe he WILL rape her so that she gets scared and leaves. He should be allowed to kick in her door naked with a raging hardon saying crazy shit while holding a knife.
It's just playing the game. It's not about being hated by the audience.
>>211676850Snitching before something funny happens is playing the game?
>>211676927Yep!
SpencerSpecters are the new OllyOfficers
the game is to be as entertaining as possible. this isn't some ebin social game like Big Brother
>>211676954this part of the episode was the most pathetic self indulgent shit i've ever seen
>>211676801nope shes fucking nuts
>Angie is a bitch as a strategy
Nice cope simping fag
>Ellie is nontent as a strategy
Very astute observation, I am sure she will reveal her power level really soon
>>211676946binx is cute. the deformed flip whore isnt. looks like a fucking star wars character.
Ellie should win because AB hates her
>>211676925Angiefags are Binxfags ofcourse. ItS a SoCiAl GaMe
>>211676954mde never dies, but should it?
>>211676932fishtank at its toughest has been jackass level.
>>211676932jackass humor is funny, but he's only done anything like that once and failed.
>>211676950>uses zoomer as insult>"s2 fags" cease and desist posting
>>211676959That was TTS aka the paypig whales, who yes, do ruin the show
what could the big twist be and will ellie live to see it?
>>211676657To be fair, they can see if she's ok. Jon barricaded himself in the bathroom.
>>211676959she knew they already knew about the laxatives, she was sowing dissent in the house to keep the show entertaining
>>211676976funny how ab always hates attractive women
Hey guys
Just turned 18! What should I do for a living?
>>211676973Don't you have a containment thread on /bent/ you're supposed to be in? It's bad enough the Josie one's been breached thanks to her finally snapping their minds.
>>211676843i love how the candy spills out like sonics rings
>>211676954>>211676966g-guys I kind of think this segment... wasn't meant to be ironic
it really was a genuine and sincere moment of both nostalgia bait and furious fart sniffing masturbation
>>211676986The only other thing she did after that was say Fred was creepy? This is your great player cope?
>>211676990ellie will make it to top 4
>>211676976ab hates her? I didnt know that, I dont watch digest. guess Im an elliefag now
>>211676990She could do nothing and make final 4
Hopefully Freddy will listen to TTS tomorrow about Angie snitching and calling him rapey and finally stop letting her follow him around like a lost puppy.
need ellie to piss soak me with that huge cock of hers
Freddy poisoned a person. Did I hear that correctly? He POISONED A GUY????
>>211676950Imagine being 35 and watching this shit, let alone browsing 4chan. Your life is a failure.
>>211676906assuming it does happen
>>211677000get a hip replacement unc
>>211676906>Laxatives? No, we're here about a welfare check for a... Mark Thompson, I think it says?
>>211676875Can't wait til Week 5 when Spencer tricks Arye into exchanging all his Rachel Points for Spencecoin
I just woke up and started laughing so hard, you deserve another helping of slop.
https://gofile.io/d/muAWLo
Freddy's grin is wide as the sky tonight
Twisting shadows dance in the neon light
Poison flows in cups like a wicked stream
In his world of chaos
Nothing's as it seems
Fuck around and find out
That's his creed
Heโs the devil with charm
Heโs the man you need
A ladies' man with a deadly flair
In his lethal game
You better beware
Heโs a phantom king with a sharp disguise
Stealing hearts while heโs feeding lies
Every sip's a gamble
Every word's a dare
His motto cuts through like a blade in the air
The clock ticks loud
The stakes climb high
Freddyโs laugh echoes as you wonder why
His poisonโs art
A loverโs trap
Once youโre caught
Thereโs no turning back
Fuck around and find out
Thatโs his play
A master of mischief
Night turns to day
Heโs the villain who makes your heart ignite
But donโt trust his smile
It hides the fight
In the moonlit chaos
His legend grows
A toxic symphony where danger flows
With every move
He owns the night
Freddyโs world is a dazzling fright
>>211677011top 2 actually
Did anyone like the Extreme World Peace 2?
>freddy gives himself a mustache
>becomes evil
>>211676989is there a screenshot where daniel is not staring at his toes
Do not compare this flip to Binxie. I dont want to hear a word of comparison unless she fingers Ellie
>>211676989deep in the middles ass while left and right suck my nuts respectively
>>211676976Who does she like so I know who to hate.
>>211677021Freddy is 36 and he's the best fish.
Josie..... I thought you were different from all the rest.... I really did....
>>211677010Not me. I'm rooting for Damiel curbstomping her in a fit of incel rage knocking out her teeth and braces. I was just correcting you
>>211676870wasting the prime of your zoomer life watching this vs already failed at life watching this
both are bad but i think one is deff worse
do not mention the fridge
>thinking a fish using lying and deceit to their advantage is good gameplay when TTS exists
>>211676664Looks like Letty
>>211677023you enjoy talking like a nigger? the cope ends here
>>211677021>retired after careering it up for 10 years>get to nolife fishtank>have a fiance>"failure"kek what projection is this
>>211677040Burt and Alex were also in their 30s
Im sensing a pattern
>>211677040Anon, i'm a boomer, but let's not pretend freddie's life isn't a failure
If Bex was around Angie wouldn't have snitched
>>211677033No, he's the most incel character ever on fishtank.
>>211677021wtf do you expect a 35 year old to be like? niggas that make these sorts of posts can't be older than 14
>>211677048Her dealing with production when they tried to fuck with her was funny
>>211677034Now that's what I want to see
>>211677036Shoo Burt, you weird nigger.
>>211677043A retard can't go to jail. He should go all the way
>>211677003Inherit your dads trillions for a living and get fucked on cam as a hobby
>>211676989Freddy > Spencer > Daniel
>>211677063Milleniallbros.. I dont feel so good
>>211677043I keep praying Daniel stays long enough to have his incel mindbreak and go full chud war on the Stacys. Unfortunately he may be too much of a pussy. They need a better incel on season 5.
>>211677048angie is letty
>>211677056>in a cool ass band>fucks hella bitches>mad talented
>>211676839if you're under 35 then you're not any more older than the oldest zoomers
If Bex was around this would have been settled with an orgy while she deejayed
Tts has been snitching the entire season
Daniel and Seth are closest to the confessional where the pillow moved on its own with no one there.
B1 has orb activity.
B3 the spirits fear because of the protection of lil maejok and the fat hog noises
The downstairs feels safer
So if anything is going to happen, I'd say B1 or B4.
>>211677041SHE'S A WHORE LIKE THE REST OF THEM AND SHE'S GONNA DIE IN A HELL LIKE THE REST OF EM
>>211677087I think the oldest are 28 this year
>>211677053It's almost as if casting 20 year old NEETs who never worked a real job or went to college isn't a good strategy. There's a reason Survivor is full of 45 year old lawyers and accountants.
>>211676824why do you think that? also that ai response gives sentencing parameters without even knowing what state it's in. makes no sense.
>>211677085This, just slightly browner and younger.
>>211677085If she was retarded
Sooo what's the deal with ginger pawg fagboy being so huffy about the laxatives? Was he really the only wigger up and couldn't stop Freddy while he was doing his gay ass late night rick and morty treadmill bit. Is production really that unresponsible?
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>still works /ftl/ into a seethe
based
>>211677082I don't know why anyone's debating this.
I'm 35 and watching this shit and my life does really suck.
>>211677102Unfortunately, Jet likes young pussy
>>211677003You know this is exactly what Jet saw too
Why do 30+ year old posters always seem so insecure?
>>211677021there is literally no difference between being 35 and being 23 or however old you are, if we're "failures" for being in this thread then so are you
>>211677088bbc bex is too preoccupied
>>211677102A season full of 45+ would be interesting. Boomertank
>>211677111He ruined the ginger pooners bit by making content, it's as simple as that.
>>211677102But that's for a million dollars, not $8k
>>211677086>less than 10k listens on spotify>gets cucked by his prostitute girlfriendya man, he's doing great
>>211677140Go to bed Cole
>>211677140What the hell are those dance moves though
>>211677128Same reason the younger ones are as well, I suppose.
>>211677053>>211677102It is a good point.
Ellie is cute, smart, but complete nontent because she's just too timid and insecure in herself like most young people.
But then the older they are the less easily they can be conned into being on fishtank for $400
>>211677142Would never work
Sam wouldnt be able to play a fatherfigure to them
>zoomoid bringing up ages again
Funny how you can tell it's always the same guy too.
>>211677142They would disrespect the hell out of Jet
>>211677142this but unironically. get johnny neptune in there too
>>211677128Because fuck you
>>211677140White bitch got no moves
>>211677116FUCK JOSIE i will take my money to binx now, at she knows how to properly appreciate her supporters, unlike that CUNT
>>211677151white people can't dance lol.
>>211677155let it go juan
>>211677142japanese businessman that parties hard as fuck
>>211677155The way I can tell it's the same guy is that there's literally only 1 guy younger than 30 that posts in /ftl/
this could have been one of the funniest nights in fishtank history if production hadn't snitched and ruined it
>>211677140Damn, white people just cannot dance, even Bex who seems like one of the cooler ones
Why do zoomies have to ruin the fun for everyone?
Who gives a shit if you're in your 30s and post here. I've been coming here before you fuckers were born.
>>211677142The ancient black woman from FH2 and the bimbo from FH1 would probably do great if not blindsided by the premise
>>211677169>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8But every now and then...
>come bby girl i show u something special
>>211677160>Johnny interrupting his lecture about how he regularly gets 15 year old pussy by giving them fent to say Jet's SSN live
>>211677142Just wait 10 years, bro. We're lifers here. There's no leaving 4chan.
>>21167711730+ here and i could easily grimmog every single poster here with how fucked my life is
>>211676843They should have at least one reasonable good looking autist like TJ next time. The only blackpilling I enjoy is fatty's.
I sense that the last 20 posts have been by 4 people
>>211677184>Why do zoomies have to ruin the fun for everyone?because theyve never had fun in their lives.
>>211677184Bruh u fr old n sheeit
>>211677153Yea Ellie proved to me that casting young girls is a horrible choice for the show
She literally has everything going for her, constant support from fans and tts from her friends coaching her to be more interesting and she still does nothing.
No matter what happens in the house, Ellie is too scared to do anything noteworthy, thats why the only things shes done in the house was with other people
It shouldnt be a suprise that an 18 year old is incredibly dull and vapid, even if her audition video was funny
>>211677153ellie is not shy she is just retarded and suffers brainrot inflicted by her discord groomers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhXg1A64Wpg
I don't think I've ever naturally laughed at anything nick rochefort has ever said, he's just like an edgy Burt kreischer
>>211677102the type of 40 year olds who would go on Fishtank would all be Cryo types
>>211677128This is 4chan, a good chunk of the posters probably are 30+
All the kids nowadays go on twitter or discord or whatever else instead
>>211677160We get Johnny Neptune on the show and the prize for him is he gets to kick Jet's ass as well as 10,000 doll hairs or whatever Jew number they would pay.
Jet would hide all season being the faggot coward he is. Would it be kino or is it too Reddit Jimmy?
>>211677140i would cut contact too after seeing those "dance" moves
>>211677208Even Wine Party?
>>211677214Im 18 and am socially adjusted, should I stop using this platform?
I only come here to spam my seethe for Angela
>>211676915You still paying $35 to spam Nash jokes on TTS that get zero reaction from anyone REAL?
>>211677140Sneedemfeedem got to Bex?
man if fred is out than so am i
not up for another round of simptank
>>211677226Same but I'm 20
>>211677224I think that's probably the only time, I think him off the cuff on PGL is abysmal
Yeah there's only like one person posting here, you guys aren't real.
these threads go to shit about 3-4am every time. You Europeans have got to learn to stop being such massive killjoys.
extreme peace seems to be all about making fun of the z-tier people they got off craiglist than actually making decent sketches
>>211677234He lured Josie to England, hooked her on heroin to make her compliant, and has raped her over the course of several days.
>>211677214it 100% is. go on any board and you'll find countless posts complaining about what zoomer retards are doing, in actuality it's just a bunch of bitter boomers posting, and the realization that they're not young and cool anymore
>>211677234Josie sucked and fucked him
Oliver just dropped a song
https://x.com/oscottworld300/status/1935612987785810347?t=vF-v8s3ayzUMmMv8BTvSPg&s=19
>>211677234no one gives a fuck about you lilbro stop trying to hype yourself up
>>211677214im 26, was browsing 4chan adjacent content in 2008 and started going to 4chan sometime around 2011 or 2012
>>211677245it's common knowledge that a majority of posts in /ftl/ are made by disgruntled indians jet hired
>>211677226Based. Im 27 but that's still very young here
>>211677250>making fun of actors they find >nicks improv sucks and sam never stops laughing
>>211677254how fitting he dropped it during pride month
>>211677184It started off with people arguing about zoomers lol
>>211677021Dude, I'm middle aged and single. I'm about to move hours away so the rent matches my pay. Let me have something that brings me joy.
>>211677231the bubby promised land
Sam needs to move on from this shit, dudes 40 and still being the most whiny test fag ever, piss poor attitude due to all that Hgh has the same amount of tantrums as Rachel for fuck sake and hangs around a bunch of 20 something tweakers.
>>211677253There's no evidence of any of this. Just because Josie is hanging out with him doesn't mean they're making love or that Josie has taken him in her mouth.
>>211677226>>211677242go meet some people irl
>>211677226you are here forever
You're all fucking gay
I fully understand than angie is "playing the game" by snitching and distancing herself from freddy. It will not help her in the end. Either freddy stays (most likely) and she's made ANOTHER enemy in the house, truly left with no one, just like dan. Or freddy goes and she is the next target because she is by far the easiest to dogpile. The reality is that she is at the bottom of the house in all regards and her smartest move was to hitch her wagon to the king incase he remains the king. If there is no king tomorrow, she's a bitch without a hitch.
Part of me hopes freddy does get kicked tomorrow because he is too good for this season and this shitty faggot wigger show and because it would be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS if they ONCE AGAIN lost multiple fucking fish before the first retarded elimination. Serves them right to lose their top fish due to their own incompetence FUCKING AGAIN. LITERALLY EVERYTIME. I hope Fred gets kicked so this show crashes and burns. Shit fucking season
people in the threads getting everyone's names wrong is my favorite recurring bit
I'm sad it's too early for B1 door to be knocked down
>37 years old
>married
>stable job with a good monthly wage
Things could be a lot worse, but they could always be better.
>>211677283Sam does act like a teenager
>>211677257what. that means you were here before you turned 18? That's illegal
>>211677116binx > slut with the braces
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He's sleeping like a penis
>>211677291angelica moogles
>>211677247The show went to shit
>>211677142I don't think so. They need somewhat attractive young people with their futures ahead of him. Ain't no one trying to watch a bunch of boomers.
>>211677128Your body decaying and a world that has only gotten worse every year makes everyone bitter and just as the young of yesterday felt robbed you will feel it twice as so. The challenge of good men is to rise above it. There is always someone watching the theme of this show. It is this test that decides if we are worthy of paradise how do we react under this the most intense of burdens that only compacts with time.
>>211677311nobody even knows who that is
>>211677291You alright chief? You seem a little perturbed.
it was be hard being very autistic
Can someone make a "huge faggot" pic but with Aryeh instead of Connor
>>211677318That's not what a penis looks like... the head of the penis isn't covered in skin, it's fully exposed.
>>211677234steinful edited the s2 episodes, he works for the wiggers
>>2116772144chan is a last dying vestige of the old internet
A lot of the boards were declining before this year's hack and it seems to have been a death blow to some (/vt/ for example has had its activity halved since the site came back)
This site will be dead within a year - People will flee to superior alternatives like X and Discord
>>211676906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxVktBNZjY
>>211677329her name is angie or some shit
Bros... I started checking my own scalp to see if I had wrinkles like Aryeh. I think I have those weird lines too
>>211677309well it was 14 years ago so the statute of limitations probably expired on that
>>211677291She's this seasons Letty. Already told you
>>211677247it's because euros wake up when the fish are asleep and only see the show during the day hours when it's boring
more freddy toeing the line type stuff
>>211677339>superior alternatives>Discord
>>211677234Letty also dated someone from the UK. You don't think it could've been Steinful as well?
>>211677283>and hangs around a bunch of 20 something tweakersyeah its pretty grim
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
>>211677319we love angie!
>>211677210A lot of them would. I imagine they'd be more likely to have pills and sleep more.
>>211677339the /vt/ users went to the "holotower" offshoot chan and never came back cause it's /vt/ but with better policing, a few also went to 8chmoe but probably way less
>>211677339>>211677355the redditposting is getting abysmal
>>211677339Im 2007 and the reason people dont use this site is mainly because its too hard to navigate
Zoomer boys would love to be on a site where they can say the words they love like nigger and faggot but are put off by the huge titties plastered everywhere
This generation is gonna become very UI illiterate, they can only use stuff with simple user friendly designs
>>211677355I think the girl who dropped out was supposed to be the Josie
>>211677379I go where there is conversation about /ftl/
cope
>>211677339No? 4chan is the most twisted place on the internet. It's literally one of the only places where you can call out blacks and gays, tell women to show their tits, and get into pranks. Anonymous, a world known hacking group, lives here.. what the fuck are you talking about? we're literally feared by normies.
>that one pube headed zoomer whining about millennials on a millennial site
kek
>>211677379You're right let's turn back time to 2017
>>211677355At the two week mark, they flush all the fish and we get the bizarro S2 cast. Thats why the prize money was only 8k, because it was for only 2 weeks. Now that they boosted it to 20k they're just going to slog it out with this cast
>>211677395>bait used to be believable
>>211677355I heard Mauro's still reading that Halo book
all of the comments on extreme peace is
>You're just didn't get it
>You're too dumb to see the funny
When did MDE fans become such bootlickers?
Isn't this the exact shit they seethed about idubbbz for and his response was
>You just don't get my new style
Bunch of fucking hypocrisy
All zoomers should be electrocuted
>>211677398The creator of 4chan Hiroyuki is 48. That's Gen X. Common millennial L
>>211677382nigger if this UI is considered unfriendly it's because you all already ARE fucking illiterate
man zoomoids never cease to amaze me with how subhuman they are, locked in smart phones with proprietary retard design really did a number on their brains
>>211677339Not saying 4chan is perfect but X is just bots and Indians and Discord is groomer HQ
>>211677403HAHAHAHA there's no way
>>211677355>DOOD THIS PERSON IS JUST LIKE DAT PERSONstfu retarded faggot
>>211677382>4chan>hard to navigateDo they all use safari on ios or something?
>>211677382what's hard about using the catalog?
>>211677355swap the wrench and ellie comparisons
>>211677355>challenge: /ftl/ tries to talk about fish without refering to previous fish (impossible)
>>211677415the creator of 4chan is moot you retard
>>211677387is fencer fucking sam in the ass here?
>>211677431Everything he said is a reach too
>>211677421Yea we are illiterate, compared to older generations we have always had websites and apps that are very easy to use
Its gonna stay like this too, shit will get more and more simple and people will always complain about how the younger generation cant figure out their "complicated" shit
>>211677382>hard to navigateDo zoomers have an average IQ of 5? I was an underage ESL third worlder back in 2008 and still learned how to use 4chan easily
>>211677440baka do people really think hiro invented 4chan
>>211677430Yes it makes Jet very angry it gets image banned hence the screenshot of the original image. He has went as far as to make a face swap with some kid he went to school with to hide this picture lol
daily reminder that zoomers don't know what files and folders are or how they work
"hard to navigate" lol
Something tells me this season isn't lasting 42 days
>>211677440I don't know who that is
Cant wait for angie to start flirting with seth and leading him on
That furrynigga needs some action
>>211677403>r9kr9k
>r9kr9k
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>>211677410>When did MDE fans become such bootlickers?MDE's fanbase is the weaponization of the widespread daddy issues that gen z and gen alpha face. Everybody that types like that last comment, which is probably 90% of Hyde fans at this point, sees Sam Hyde as their father.
>>211677283Sam first hears of Tim and Eric in his twenties and now he targets people who first heard of them when they were like 8.
>>211677455What gives you that idea?
where is the anon that said hed end it if ellie didnt take her stinky socks off today
>>211677405Wouldnt have been a half bad idea. weeks 1-2 S1 clones, week 3-4 S2 clones, weeks 5-6 S3. The show usually at its best the first 2 weeks. Prize money is low enough to offer and the show stays fresh with new contestants.
Doubt it would happen tho.
>>211677431ellie is obviously josie and angie is obviously letty tho, the rest are nebulous
>>211677382Good, we should keep it that way.
>>211677448>do zoomers have an average iq of 5?Yea we do, if 4chan looked like instagram or tiktok it would be very popular with zoomers
Gen z boys eat up the edgy 4chan shit on apps like tiktok and twitter, they just dont bother using the website
to be fair, reddit faggots were calling 4chan "hard to navigate" before zoomers were old enough to do whippets
>>211677400okay but for real though her side profile is insane, this little bitch is like a painting and I want her barely 18 drooling quim gripping my 35 year old cock as she wiggles on the end of it like a fish caught on a line and our dna gets all mixed up in the silky pink cavern that acts as a prelude to her FERTILE OVULATING WOMB
I will huff the insole of her shoes while breeding her and use it like an aphrodisiac
her little teen pussy will FEEL my spear swell within her with every huff
His name isn't Spencer it's Sodaman
>>211677472tbf he's just resentful at tim
>>211677355they sacrifice someone who doesn't really deserve it to the Fall River bus station every season
they made their embarassing mistake a core tenet of the show
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
that's me fucking ellie
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
damn DAMN this bitch pussy so tight. Wtf does she do with her pussy in her spare time? Tighten it?
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cums in ellies tight pussy*
why tf isn't this being discussed here?
>>211677484bro typed that and pressed enter
>>211677502because its larp
>>211677482If the alternative is becoming edgy instagram then 4chan should just stay as it is, even if it continues to stagnate
>>211677435It's literally the same house and arch types by design even former fish have commented on it
If I was born in 1996 am I gen Z or a millennial?
anything happen after they watched sams dumb show?
>>211677477Way too much effort for the wigwogs to ever pull off
>>211677502this was literally posted here on day 1 or 2
>>211677410>When did MDE fans become such bootlickers?day 1
>>211677454Zoomies dont even know how to torrent
>>211677382>very UI illiterateIronically the UI here is straightforward and simple. All the big websites like youtube, twitter, facebook, discord have extremely convoluted UI that gets updated and changed and stylized a new way every month. Spotify especially is horrible. You tap the hamburger menu and there's 5 different buttons for sharing a song and 3 buttons for adding a song to a playlist. Zoomers are used to the most retarded and esoteric UI.
>>211677502that was started on here and is also "admitting to a felony for the bit"
>>211677291Nah it's awesome
>>211677484Bro typed out this fucking beautiful piece of literature and made sure to share it with the world
>>211677522You're on the edge bro. The mirror's edge
>>211677502isn't this shit from here?
>>211677432I can understand why they feel frustrated initially. I think I came here once in 2010, didnt find the catalogue button and fucked off. Then I came back later and figured it out.
>>211677477Yeah it's weird they rented out the season 1 house again when they own the S2 and 3 house. They use all 3 with different casts all on a 6 weeks timeline would have been a great idea.
>Been using 4chan for over half my life now
>Thought graduating high school, college, getting a job, moving to the UK, getting married and having a kid would gradually ease me off the website
>Still here with kid #2 on the way
Starting to think I really am here forever
>>211677283I think Ben could probably pull off a host role to rival Sam, but the show would lose the pre-installed audience that Sam brings to the table.
Two hosts would make for a good theme if they could find a show runner/operations guy that had a fraction of Ben's talent at self-inserting mid-scene without making it about himself
>>211677484I feel this way about every fishgirl
>>211677502I'm just gonna say this, from experience. If you ever meet a horny asian girl in her early 20s online you should fucking RUN.
I mean on one hand they'll suck your dick until you end up looking like some withered corpse, but they are some of the most fucked up mentally unstable and downright cruel (and evil) people I ever met.
Ban all zoomies from 4chan
>>211677226>should I stop using this platform?No need to be that drastic. Just make sure that you're making progress in life in a direction that you genuinely want. You still have a lot of time, just don't use that as an excuse to stagnate.
>>211677484finish winds of winter, george and stop ellie posting
>>211677569this describes my exact experience as well, yet i still want to do it again cause im retarded and lonely
>>211677234Harvey aka British Winston
>>211677569I would still do it I don't give a fuck
>>211677234location:deep inside josie.
remember when they did the entity bit once and never again
>>211677587Josie certainly has a type
>>211677595They got a fresh batch of whippets so they're strung the fuck out
Unironically this is the laziest the wiggers have been in all seasons combined
>>211677338Did he do S1 too?
>>211677562Ive taken multiple years-long breaks from this place depending on how life is going. If I have a good job, good social life, good hobbies then I have no reason to come here. This place is fun rarely but if I had a wife I loved and a good lifestyle I'd never come back.
>>211677579imagine if instead of tracking down people who said they don't want to die for israel they instead used palantir to automatically redirect anyone under the age of 30 to the sharty
>>211677625what do you think
>>211677601noticed less simping for dick wrench lately
>>211677522Zoomennial. You always had the Internet but you weren't really a little kid when smart phones and tablets became commonplace. I'm sure there's other things that separate you from Millennials and Zoomers to make the pocket Gen stand out.
>Source. Am Xennial, the NES Gen is the perfect name for us.
>>211677522last of the millennials
>>211677595ACKSHULLY they did use the entity a second time when they did the satanic ritual in the garage for a fucking hour before having the entity jump out of a bunch of boxes and run upstairs
>>211677405Take it further and we get bizzaro season 3. Then we tie it all together with the golden scarab and golden burt being used as an imitation esque ritual for the "group" have some fancy stuff in latin bring back all the people who know how to play ball and trick Burt into thinking it is a cult for real to see if he would do an eyes wide shut party/murder. If he chooses love and light he gets the prize
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I can't pay you right now man, best I can do is this used up squaw pussy, take it or leave it
>>211677400Her face looks like she's 34, I thought asians are supposed to hit the wall later or does that not apply to SEAmonkeys?
>>211677639Because angie has been super bratty and ellie has been super cute
They're simp lightning rods
I can't even fall asleep without being plastered
Please give me tldr of today (which is uh, yesterday..)
>>211677652lolli post or donโt post at all nigger
>>211677664It was good, then prod cucked some content because it was illegal or some shit idk
>>211677552Even with the catalogue the site is just rough on mobile browsers, specifically ios/safari, and especially so if your brain is fried from doomscrolling on every other social media.
There's no room to desire for slow, cumbersome content with threads, heavy text replies and captchas gating your posts when you can just flick your thumb to see another nigger chimp out on live and post chat messages instantly.
>>211677664No, die in a fire
Just woke up, did I miss anything besides Fred spiking drinks?
Also that faggot Seth should be happy, getting his drink spiked is the most interesting thing he's done.
>>211677666Fuck off Satan you have enough Jewish babies to fuck in hell
>>211677585>>211677589The last time it happened to me it was with some 23 year old Japanese girl.
Within about 2 days she was sending me porn images and making it very obvious what she wanted. By day 3 she was getting sick of hinting at it and straight up started tongue punching my tonsils.
When she found out my dick is kind of special she made it her mission to destroy it and kept at it for the better part of half a year. Until one day I just said lets talk instead, then she went ballistic on me. Started calling me all sorts of names and spent hours just seething at me before she blocked me only to unblock me the next day and do it again (this went on for days) until I told her she yaps too much. This drove her over the edge and she sent me like a 1000 page essay about why she hates me so much so I just ignored it and cut her off.
Fuck me these girls can suck a dick like you wont believe but they're not worth it.
>>211677657Her face looks fine?
I have a Viet Gf and she looks 15
>>211677657Eleanor is 100% asian, not a hapa
>>211677226Iโm 21 and stopped using this place. but whenever new fishtank starts I always come back to /tv/
When does Rachel get her 8k?
>>211677498xer name is Lenard and you will call xer Lenard during sex
nigga hail Lenard
>>211677522For now, you might be able to get away with claiming to be a zoomer because being in your 20s still seems 'young'. However, once you turn 30 you'll become a millennial. As core zoomers start hitting 30 and zoomers stop being the 'young' generation then the perceived cutoff between millennial and zoomer might move up to mid to late 30s and you can claim to be a zoomer again.
It's all very complicated.
>cries tears of joy on a special stream about how her fans made it the best year of life or something
>dates a guy who thinks her fans are all child molesters
Brutal. Just brutal. Glad to not be a Josie fans or else I would seriously consider killing myself.
>>211677652I assume the new cast would spend 2 weeks in the S2 house, then another cast would spend 2 weeks at the S3 house
I tuned into bedroom 2 and forgot Ellie switched beds to be off cam. I saw a messy head of hair with face mostly covered by blankets and was about to take a screenshot to post "look at her messy hair! Ellie's messy hair!" and then realized it was Drench.
>>211677684Aaand you're cursed. Put a hex on (You). Not even joking.
Good luck.
>>211677710You are now Drenchpilled
>>211677691Based Jupiter sister fuck pilled
Was the S3 crew (Not counting Sam) just Jet, Ben, Vance and Luca? If it was no wonder they got burnt out so quickly
>>211677659Same. Life is good but too much shit happened in the past and now Iโm becoming an alcoholic
>>211677659magnesium and melatonin but if you take too much you'll Seth your pants so watch out
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>>211677710i took this screenshot half an hour ago for an ellie update making the exact same mistake
When will wrench fart on camera
I'm tired of waiting
In other news, 5 hours and 40ish minutes into Trish's recent stream, she says you have to be a white guy to date her. I don't know if she ever outright said this before
>>211677715DAVE SENDS HIS REGARDS BITCH
>>211677711Claire you need to wipe your poopy off your bummy
>>211677738Thank god I'm Argentinian
>>211677716I don't hate Drench but no not really it was just remarkable because I feel like Ellie's hair somehow just does not get messy, she doesn't get bedhead at all. If she does I haven't seen it.
>>211677728the bed swap has been the worst thing to happen so far and I'm not even really a sleep watcher
>>211677715anything new beyond the initial charges?
was sam embarrassed that no one was laughing during his world piece 2 premiere episode
>>211677738she said she didnt like niggers or indians during one of those "everyone sits around the fire to get away from chudgang" nights on bloodgames
>>211677738It's always white boy summer. This is why we colonized the world and this is why the 3rd world hates us.
>>211677671In irl life or in the tank?
Also bros I've had diarrhea the past 2 days but my parents want me to make bean soup tomorrow for dinner
It's fucking over for me bros
>>211677522Last of the Millennials aka the last line of defense from true retardation. Fellow 96 warrior here
we've got it the best of both worlds because the old ways and the 2010's tech were both imprinted on us.
>>211677738She ain't dressin like a socal beach bum for the pacos
>>211677738She really needs to lose weight, her ass isn't impressive when she's obese.
Anyone got Drench or Ellies socials? A nigga needs to goon
>>211677731https://fishtank.live/clip/272005
Here nigger she farts all the time
HAHA!!! Angelina fears Daniel will rape her!
https://voca.ro/12EACq4KPR9Z
>>211677738were the 7 roommates that shared her as their communal fleshlight all white?
>>211677722Cowboy and Maejok but they usually did hands on stuff. Chip was there sometimes.
>>211677750He looked like HE wasn't finding it funny desu
I can see why he's been deflated this season, the outcome of WP2 must be crushing to him
>>211677566Actually keep Sam for one last season and Make him and Ben SpyVsSpy
>>211677771Deserved for being a whore
Does your gf/wife/partner watch Fishtank with you?
>>211677738Flip pussy unironically stinks
They're the smelliest Asians
i hope there are 20 more seasons of fishtank and sam is forced against his will to host all of them
Guys I heard anon (me) has a crush on the girl who works the cashier at walmart
>>211677771tfw the guy you called a degenerate is actually less of a degenerate than you
>>211677803I don't have one of those
>>211677694when Jet gets his r9k
>>211677738It's insane to me how dismissive asian women are of asian men. A white women who said that she would only date black guys would be seen as someone with an extreme fetish (at best) or a traitor (at worst), but asian women say this kind of thing so casually.
>>211677738Timestamp motherfucker
>>211677771>fails to overpower a 23 year old girl for 45 seconds
>>211677715I just remember her annoying her Dad and just tuned out cause annoying crazy nobody what did she do again hit someone? Where is she at it would be funny to schedule a video call for the fish to see what happens to people who don't play Jet kissy games
>>211677786at least he still has fishtank
What if your kid came home crying from school and said a kid called him coddled nontent?
>>211677750He's doing damage control in the YouTube comments right now.
That being said he looked like he was looking at this work for the first time through objective eyes and not liking what he is looking at
The lack of twitter retweets or hype around extreme peace must be crushing him or he's coped out of his mind
>>211677522youngest millenial or oldest zoomer depends on how you act mostly
Why is hog using the safe to store snacks instead of pills
>>211677774all white and all gay. her ex came out as gay recently. no surprise from military fags.
>>211677771Stupid daniel should've teamed up with Jin and this would've been a cakewalk.
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when simbal was eliminated in season 3 he had a genuine send off and moment with the crew.
season 1 also had a lot of fake bits but there was very genuine congratulations and everything in the finale, just like when jon left and it was really sad
i watched season 3 recap so i don't have full context, but did burt and binx (and payton) never really get a "proper" send off or congratulations?
it's kind of fucked up considering how hard he wasted their time, raped their minds in one way or another (especially burt), and milked them for his own money. burt deserved better
or am i wrong and i just didn't see it
also i know complaining about this is super gay but it's not even really satisfying as a viewer either, burt deserved a "win" congratulations after carrying the whole show and being tortured and schiizo gas lit for 5 weeks
>>211677786Rachel Laughed
Sam wept
Somewhere out there Mauro slept
>>211677803i never had any of those
>>211677838Feed him laxatives
>>211677738She said it all the time in s2 but admitted she got blacked before
>>211677803I watch Fishtank like watching pornography. Alone and in the dark.
>>211677694That deal fell through they never agreed to it.
>>211677771how does this pathetic faggot make himself look like more and more of a loser with every passing day, it's actually impressive
>>211677821There's billions of asians it's not really destructive to their race if like .001% of them only date white
>>211677771>>211677355Of course it's because they are bizzaro Jon and Letty. Same thing happened with them Jet even tried to tard wrangle him the same way. Another thing Sylvia won the rice challenge... Who won it in season 4.... Rachel
https://x.com/FemtoUbik/status/1935306809977557357
>>211677522I'm 97 and I've always felt more zoomer than millennial. 10 years ago people were calling us zoomers
If Sam retires after the bad reception of extreme peace what happens to Goran?
Season 1 had a camera selection menu on the left. It was extremely useful. Why did they get rid of it?
Fredophiles do you think itโs joever when everyone wakes up?
>>211677854>did burt and binx (and payton) never really get a "proper" send off or congratulations?no, it was dark
sam keeps thinking freddy is gonna shoot on him and then he doesn't and it's a weird and interesting reaction
my favourite part was the daddy dom sketch
you could just tell how uncomfortable the guys were lmao
this is real comedy and zoomers dont understand this kind of 4th wall breaking irony
only sam hyde can pull it off without making it cringe
>>211677803She tried watching some of S2 and S3 (In the first week when they were arguably at their best) and hated it, she's quite liberal and doesn't like Sam Hyde as a person
She isn't trying S4, though she occasionally asks me what's happening on it out of courtesy. Once she said if I ever spent a single cent on the show she'd think I was a moron
>>211677918Are we still doing phrasing
>>21167790697 IS a zoomer. By definition.
>>211677921you should kill yourself
>sun is up at 4 am
fuck this hellscape state i would rope
>>211677918Guys like that are dangerous they are the ones who will cut you if you really humiliate them on a bad day and then relax.
>>211677921What was ironic about bullying 3 craigslist actors with 80iq?
They're their to get a minimum wage paycheck
>>211677921The entire thing was a cringe fest and rehashes of old shit.
I like it when my daddy gives me spankies.
>>211677821Asian women are the most casually racist people ever. Chinese are up there. Koreans are kinda getting pozzed though. I had one girl couchsurfing with me talking like a complete libtard.
Just weird to hear this coming from an asian.
They have no idea how bad browning their homeland will be long term for sort term feel good platitudes.
>>211677912Finally free to do his 3-month musical Minecraft LARPing stream feat. Joeey and Tobuscus
>>211677934it's 5am, nigger
>>211677921You're taking the piss but the Daddy Dom sketch was the only thing that made me chuckle.
>>211676612 (OP)still hellscape, faggot
My favourite bit was when sam basedfaced to the camera
>>211677940It's the same as moms except it is making fun of guys like (you) so you Karen out. Was better than tales of Wape atleast
>>211677934Long days are the best part of summer. Here in Finland the day is 19h 34m long today
>>211677934Yeah the birds start fucking squawking at 4:30
Once I hear them I know I fucked up and I'll be waking up at 2pm again
the daddy dom sketch makes it so i cannot watch the show with my parents which is a bummer
>>211677938Sam or Freddy? I know the answer is both
this season seems bunk
haven't even seen good clips
should i even watch
can anyone here convince its worth watching
>>211677803my friend likes it, but she won't watch it live and will only watch episodes. she thinks its mean. Haven't watched any lately cause she does too much crack.
>>211676768Shut up faggot this is fishtank, you want them to hug and talk about how much they like each other?
>>211677946Is the guy in Frank Hassle Hotdog Heroes (the commander) with Frank really Xavier?
Frank responded to me during a livestream and said yes.
>>211677941i kind of felt bad for them
>>211677957Speaking of did anyone make a basedjak of Rachel when she was excited about extreme peace. Could be very gem
>>211677965Karen out about what? I'm not a craiglist actor. I feel zero type of way about it. It's a boring sketch.
>>211677978it has some entertaining moments at night when they're drunk and turn the place into a hellhouse-lite. complete snoozefest during most challenges and during the day though, production is the worst its ever been but the contestants are all utterly insane
At least with Angie turning on Freddy we won't have to hear her go "uncle Freddy" anymore.
Jet is the worst part of every season.
Name one time he's ever improved something but forcing himself into a situation
ellie loved the premiere episode
she said her favourite part is when the old lady turned into ethan klein from h3h3
>>211677978All the fish themselves are above average for fish but the wiggers are at their absolute worst ever.
>>211677996I'm not gonna watch that to confirm but Xavier is Sam's friend Jan, who was in the Great War
>>211677854The gay nigger absolutely did not deserve better and you're delusional if you think he did
He had literally two tricks
Being a gay nigger pervert and rambling about on with his schizoprenic delusions. Once you saw his "content" for a week you saw it for six. The entire show when focused on him was reruns because because his brain is so fried by penises and assholes that he makes everything about gay sex. Ontop of that, the entire show he was constantly talking about how he didn't need nor care about the prize money and how he was going to split it with all the fish. This gay nigger literally paid money to pretend to be a rapist during the prison arc. Leaving him in the middle of the desert with a giant check of "zero" dollars is exactly what he deserves and is the canon ending for s3. Shut the fuck up about your hecking wholesome faggerinoniggerino who can do no wrong and is so sweet and precious. Shut the fuck up.
>>211677854Binx quit to become a truck stop whore. She requested it be off camera
>>211677914i think they'll keep him around but his chances of winning are shot. no way sam gives a single dollar to a thieving poisoning pillhead
>>211677944I'm so fucking over the fact that I was born into a life where I will never experience the earthly pleasures of being able to fuck and enjoy fucking and let loose on a 9/10 18 year old asian girl while there are others who will, and do.
If I'm being honest the innate injustice and unfairness of natural life experience laden throughout every aspect of existence is enough to justify any wicked and heinous deed.
>>211677715I have spoken with CK on X in spaces and in group chats and she is legit unhinged. Like in season two I guess she was on meds but yeah she is legit really unstable mentally
>>211678012of course the pickme bitch did
>>211677355Drench is the female Damniel because she is retarded like him
>>211678003You're a real man. You wanna dom me daddy?
>>211677997Well it's like pedo hunting content.
>Haha, look at these losers who will never get any ass falling for the clever bait!
>>211678011He never gets reprimanded and any criticism he takes as
>Haters And blocks them
It's just how the show is and will be
At this point I treat Jet as side fish who comes in to be made fun of.
>>211678029Thereโs nothing stopping you from doing that
>>211677854>burt deserved betterLMAO
>>211678011when he told off Rachel hours ago
>>211677625>Did he do S1 too?No, season 1 was edited mainly by Jet and Ben, they initially had some guy Frank Hassle knew help, but fired him. It led to the infamous Jet telling Frank to "get the fuck out of my ear" incident.
>>211677997I don't feel bad for sam the rest of the crew absolutely. I have been looking forward to it for so long to actually see it was kind of shocking. Sam should sail off into the sunset and retire because that ain't it.
>>211677854Burt got what he deserved and then some but Payton, Binx, and even Luke deserved better.
>>211677746thats not me i dont do witchcraft
>>211678036How did u get that pic of jin?
>>211677854burt and the entire season 3 cast deserve to dumped in a woodchipper, season 4 mogs lmaooo
>>211678029There's plenty of college sluts that are Ellie types on Seeking Arrangement. Just pretend to be rich, these dumb bitches don't know any better.
WP2 IS BLOWING UP ON TWITTER
ITS HAS 270K VIEWS ALREADY
MDE NEVER DIES
you could drive from Maine to Indianapolis 20 hours straight and still be on EDT
>>211678029JC was a nearly a 9, she an 8 at most.
I've watched some of JC's IG rants. I could watch her dumb pretty face gasp and ramble for hours.
>>211678074this is one of the most heinous twitter ratios ive ever seen
>>211678022burt was funny, you're probably a closeted fag if you get this mad about someone being gay
prison rapist thing was hilarious, cope
>>211678072nothing has even happened how are you still watching? if you are still watching s4 then you would probably watch anything they put on LOL
>>211676925Of course, /ftl/ hates pretty girls that did nothing wrong.
People rag on Frank for all the ass kicking that happened in S3 but the gay touchy stuff with Burt was too much always a switch cameras moment when I saw it happen hope he does better if he comes back
>>211678074It might even reach an asmingold reacts viewcount!
>>211678035Damiel is a friend of Jet's
Ellie is there as a favor to Actionman. She has been passed around amongst a bunch of connected streamers at this point her dad is a real fucking freak.
>Chink nepo baby who got bummy busted aka Damiel
>>211677854>i didnt watch s3 but here's what i think of it
>>211678121why'd you stop tripfagging? too embarassed about you weird sex fetish theories about ellie getting ignored?
>>211678130i just watched all teh recaps, i got to watch all the good parts without wasting 5 weeks of my life, will probably do this going forward
>>211677978It has it's moments
>>211678153its a live show
>>211678141Look man the real Chris Lynch can't be wearing a trip
>>211678048>>211678073>Thereโs nothing stopping you from doing that>blah blah blah college girls etc it's just that easy just lie it's easy broLiterally not true. For all intents and purposes you might as well be telling Daniel "it's just that easy, you can do it, there's nothing stopping you". I'm Freddy's age and I gave up on life 10 years ago. I have no prospects at all. I'm gonna kill myself pretty soon because I won't be able to leech anymore and can't survive homeless or in prison.
>>211678082the sunshine makes that trip in an hour and 16 minutes
>>211678029I just want a girl that isn't obese man.
>>211678160these threads are the most interesting part, in the past 2 days i stopped watching and just read the threads and the only thing that's happened since then apparently was freddy put his arm on the zoomer and cuck daniel got mad, and then freddy gave some people some laxatives. live show where nothing happens kek
>>211678086get the fuck out of here Cole, JC looks like the most generic and unremarkable fucking rural village chink imaginable, if JC is nearly a 9 then Ellie is an 11 or a 12; you sound insane bro
that's to say nothing of JC's Betty tier cut scars on her legs, but we'll leave mental status out to be fair
>>211678174Become a park ranger
>>211678188Have you tried using pills or coke to achieve your goals? Works for Jet
>>211678073I felt one up in a car.
And ate one out in her apartment.
One was that age, wearing a pleated skirt and very tight knee highs. The skin for an asian girl that age looks and feels ethereal.
>>211678121>Ellie is there as a favor to Actionmanlmao what the fuck are you talking about is she there to recruit Sam Hyde to Kick or something are you retarded
she SNIPED actionman on a chat roulette website, even if she is actually a runthrough whore your theory is insane
>>211678174What is your method? I hope you did research.
>>21167802960 year old British men do it all the time. What are you talking about
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>>211678262>even if..... Not a question
>>211677803I don't even watch fishtank
>>211678262We just gonna forget she has a phone cause we simping? Very neptunian
>>211678286Thank you for your service, king
>>211678300Yea I wouldn't watch my own YouTube videos either
>>211678214Good lord, I didn't mean to make this tribal.
>>211677978this show is only enjoyable if you watch it as the sam hydes personal torture show
>>211677978I've been glued since day 1. But there is a missing special sauce I feel that was in past seasons,
Sam has far less aura and I think they will be back on the drawing board like every season.
In spite of this, I think it's technically a success and I bet they're making gangbusters.
>>211678456but is the torture for me this time?
maybe it always has been
>>211677338This nigga got a terrible work ethic it took way to long for season 2 episodes to release. Hope the wiggers actually hire more people to edit season 3 so it can be released in a timely manner.
>>211678778If you have the pass just rewind to around 4 am couple days ago around when Jet was smelling shoes to make him feel at home/ divert from actually taking the phone
>>211678882Good night I love you stinky friend