Thread 212705893

You wouldn't do shit.

>>212705893 (OP)
>Asian food is overrated trash - Marco Pierre White

Is it true that sushi was a poor mans food up until like the early 20th century?

>>212705893 (OP)
I would have listened to them. And that's what no one did.

>>212705935
So was lobster. Early jail activists often wrote to governments talking about limiting lobster servings in prison because it was seen basically like eating trash

>>212705958
FUCK YOU

>>212705935
Is literally rice with a tiny slice of fish, obviously, the thing is the sushi we see today is a modern western thing (California rolls etc)

sushi is for poor people i would eat a ferrero rocher at that restaurant

I dip every one of my sushis in the sauce, why put it out if it's not to be used? Fucking stupid complaint

>>212705893 (OP)
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT WHAT YOU PAID FOR THE WAY YOU WANT!!!! THERE'S HECKIN MADE UP RULEARINOS THAT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW BECAUSE... WELL YOU JUST DO OKAY?!?!

>>212705893 (OP)
>Raw fish on rice
>That'll be 50 USD + Tip
>You don't understand, he molested it with his bare hands in a special way that makes it taste better.

He's reacting like that to someone who have the same care about the information he's providing. I should know. That used to be my reaction back in middle school. I knew everything about Dragon Ball Z. Power levels, all that trash. If you provided misinformation then I had you pegged. If you were casual and didn't care at all about some sperg insisting you're not enjoying the series correctly (i.e. MY way with MY perspective and MY facts) then, yeah. You get a sperg meltdown like this.

>>212705971
To be fair, you are eating bottom feeder ocean bugs. It is kind of nasty, if you think about it too hard.

in my experience, chefs will love it most if you just have a good time eating their food however you like
not when being critical or being snob
those guys at the end were probably his favorite customers in there

>>212705893 (OP)
>need 10 years to learn how to make some fucking egg rolls

>>212705958
bitch

>>212705893 (OP)
>Cuts to them beating the shit out of his pretentious ass in the alley outside, and throwing him into the dumpster
>”How you like that tamago, faggot?”

wheres that anime webm of the girl eating fried chicken and turning down sushi because she says its raw and unsafe to eat

>>212705921
Based.

>>212706144
Much like everything else the Japanese do, it’s overwrought and overdone to artificially make it seem more important than it actually is.

See also: that guy who goes through insane amounts of expense and effort to make the “perfect” blocks of wood to clack together

>>212705893 (OP)
My katana and Heelies say otherwise.

>>212705893 (OP)
>See this webm
>Usually never eat the ginger they serve with sushi
>Decide to try to see who was in the right here
>Put ginger on fish
>All I can taste is ginger and vinegar
>Eat ginger slice in between two different types of sushi
>Can taste the nuance of each variety of fish
Gale was right

>>212705893 (OP)
>you wouldnt do shit
exactly. why would i care what some fat retard yelling across the bar says. id ignore and keep eating how i want

>You wouldn't do shit.
If I saw them watching do that I wouldn't care, not my problem.
If I had Mr. Weeb yell at me across the restaurant I'd just tell him to fuck off.

>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!
>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and
>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!
>*PUNCH*
>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating
>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...
>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*
>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE!
https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi

>>212705921
>wypipo don season dey food
>eats unseasoned raw fish on unseasoned white rice

>>212705935
still is
retarded consoomers overpaying for it doesn't change what it is; thin slivers of fish on a clump of rice. that's poverty food.

>>212705935
Almost everything that we commonly eat now was originally poor people food. Back then the rich were eating exotic meats like swans, camels, wild game - anything "normal" is poor people food.

>>212706238
I laughed like a retard for like 5 minutes the first time I saw it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_oBILmSe-U

>>212705893 (OP)
I wouldn't look at how other people eat - it's literally NOT my problem, they could shove it up their ass for all i care.

And that's what no one did.

>>212706007
same but i mix wasabi in the sauce first, that shit is lit

>>212705935
>Is it true that [literally anything] was a poor mans food up until like the early 20th century?
Yes

>AN EGG YOLK?? IN THIS TEMPLE!?
>THE RAW STEAK IS ALREADY PRECISELY SAUCED

>>212705893 (OP)
this is the actual reason why Heisenberg killed him

>>212705893 (OP)
I wouldn't need to do shit, he already embarrassed himself enough.

>>212705893 (OP)
Do what, call the retard making a scene a fag?

>>212707039
>camels
I have a pound of camel meat in my fridge, I'm going to watch Lawrence of Arabia while I eat it but I don't know what to make out of it yet. /ck/ told me burgers but there has to be something more traditional.

>>212706500
fuckin kek

>>212705893 (OP)
If you're talking to Gale then I agree. It's obviously the writer's power fantasy that would never happen in reality, in RL he'd just sit there and seethe, then imagine this scenario after he got home

>>212705893 (OP)
Tell this faggot to shut his faggot face.
Understand you're interacting with a woman and that point, and you either double down or simply walk away. Faggots like this won't be reasoned with and violence or ignoring completely are the only viable options.

>>212705935
Make sushi yourself. You'll see the absurd rice to fish ratio. its a huge scam

>>212710359
mashala

>>212705971
Only in the very few coastal areas with abundant lobster populations offshore. And the prison food meme is overblown. When the fish markets had leftover lobsters the prisons got them for cheap, but it wasn't that common. Everywhere else it was still considered normal or a luxury

>>212705893 (OP)
i wouldn't eat raw fish to begin with

>attaches battery
>fuel cuts off to both engines

>>212710688
I realized this the first time I had sashimi. Sushi rolls are trash in comparison.

>>212705893 (OP)
irl that Mr Miyagi burn would have been the end of it.

>>212710359
It's not very good meat, traditionally they're more valuable for milk and beasts of burden, then when it dies of course you wouldn't let it go to waste but specifically raising them for meat is a very modern thing.

>>212710723
Someone should have told him that like half the men on airplanes piss directly into the sink

>>212710762
maybe he is into those kinda things.

>>212710837
GIVE HER A TIT JOB FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>212706086
It's different with Japs. They're taught from a very young age to take extreme pride in their profession no matter what they do, so when chefs feel like someone disrespects their craft by failing to adhere to some retarded rule they will often resort to the death stare

>>212710860
>turn economy into first class with this one simple trick

Based

>>212707437
>i mix wasabi in the sauce first, that shit is lit
For me, it's taking the remaining wasabi/so y sauce slurry like a shot of liquor at the end of the meal. Quite a rush and will empty your sinuses.

>>212710359
Wrap it in leaves, cover in clay, burry in hole with charcoal

>>212710837
I'm sorry Harvey, so very sorry, please come back.

>>212710890
>supports fake plastic squeezies

it's faggots like you that are the reason this society is going down the toilet

>>212710860
Posting this on /ck/ gets you banned, lmao

>>212710735
I was about to type that he would never say anything in the first place but yea, I could see him working up the courage to meekly "correct" the guy especially after him and the other customer had a little quiet seethe session

>>212705893 (OP)
why did he eat it with his hand? isn't that a faux pas as well

>>212711048
Posting anything on /ck/ gets you banned

>>212706853
japs dont use that meme. Browns and blacks do

>>212711050
>this niggha

>>212711076
True. I got banned for posting this webm. Guess it hit a little too close to home for one of the jannies

>>212711013
No you fucking faggot Zoomer. The 90's were based and I'm not going to take that kind of slander. She needs to pump those fucking horrible tits up two sizes and be done. Go to some real nice Korean surgeon and go under the armpits. We have the technology. She can look less like they put make up on a fridge. I cannot and will not ever forgive them for her horrendous tits ruining Oppenheimer.

>>212711121
I look like and do this

>>212707085
In modern times he's just one of those guys who has python speaker cables that are isolated from the floor on special wood stands

>>212711170
you eat cheese with pasta and look like a tomato

>>212711121
A /ck/ that bans you for posting Ja/ck/ is no longer a /ck/ I call home.

>>212708202
>Street pigeon
>Don't pluck it
>Don't gut it
>Just straight onto the fire and burned to a crisp
Mmmm

>>212707085
>not posting the fart

>>212711121
This guy looks like an adult version of a baby if that makes sense

>>212711224
wtf, I bet they would even ban big poppa sloppa these days.
I still wonder what happened to him.

>>212711076
>>212711121
It's a shame. It used to be a good board before the absolute faggots that moderate it now started. Though that was like 4 years ago now.

>>212705893 (OP)
that's right I would never eat raw fish and rice and call someone a master

>>212711298
Probably dead. You can't even have threads about celebrity chefs anymore, it's insanity. The most egregious was when they banned threads live streaming that restaurant where you have to eat a 96 oz steak in an hour. For no reason

>>212711336
brehs

>>212705971
>>212706085
>>212710713
The lobsters fed to prisoners were ground up whole with the shell into a gross sludge. This shit was also before refrigeration.

>>212711121
based pig man

>>212711305
Terrible moderation is a big problem here

>>212707085
He doesn't do anything though, he gets wagies to carve 50 blocks of wood then throws 49 away

>>212711050
He just hit the snout clean off…

>>212711521
Some boards are fine while others are even worse than reddit. /tv/ jannies give us a lot of leeway to venture off-topic compared to other boards where jannies ban anything they personally disagree with

>>212711341
It was taking too much engagement away from the fastfood and eceleb shillbot threads. But even now you only have to filter like 3-4 words to make it a bearable board

>>212706106
Still going this asshole

Nah, OP is right. You wouldn't do shit and you would back down and apologize to the chef immediately
Had to teach respect to many punks this way

>>212711739
upvoted!

>>212711739
kek here's your (You). 7/10

>>212705893 (OP)
i went to a fancy sushi place in japan, renowned, high stars on google maps

and i only ate the non-gross looking sushis (the vegetable ones)

i left everything else and my handler was visibly upset and when i got up to go he started eating the ones i left and bowing to the staff

not my problem

>>212711694

What's with americans and reviewing food in cars in parking lots.
It seems to be a cultural thing, I've never seen any european or asian do this.
even on tv half the food commercials these days have people whooping and hollering in cars eating their slop.

>>212711739
Someone going around spouting shit, even if it is in your favor, would do you no good at all if you were doing front work
t. former glass jockey

>>212706360
that's what ginger is anyway, it's a palate cleanser

>>212711806

You should've forced yourself to eat it then gag audibly and repeatedly.
They respect that in their culture. The samurai spirit. The body is weak but the mind endures.

>>212711694
I will never eat food in my car.
I will never use my smartphone in my bed.

>>212705893 (OP)
I’d sit my white ass down and listen and learn

Does it really take ten years to learn how to boil an egg?

meanwhile...

>>212712044
>The guy on the second table who seems stupefied by the concept of a bowl
Always makes me kek

>>212711739
Wrong. They'd have to throw my ass out of there

>>212711125
niggercattle tier post

>>212711224
>>212712166

>>212711806
I did this too, but the rice was porous as fuck compared to the compact bricks you get at cheaper places, so I kept dropping the whole piece of sushi into the onions sauce, completely soaking it. The chef looked like he wanted to stab me

>>212711125
the Jews have ruined you. Can't even appreciate a small pair and would gladly see her chest stuffed with silicone. you make me sick

>>212710659
They simply have to be told that not everyone cares about this insignificant thing as he does. He took it way too far. He could've kept it to himself but he made the decision to feel offended that day I guess.

>>212711806
>i left everything else
Japs are autistic about always finishing the meal because leaving anything behind on the plate is considered a huge fuck you to the chef, kek

>>212705893 (OP)
I'm not even supposed to be here today

If he ate sushi this never would've happened.

>>212712478
vax status?

>>212710359
Camel burgers are delicious, I’d eat it all the time if I could.

>>212712448
I hope I don't jack off

I'd put some ol' ranch dressing on the sushi

>>212711336
Who do I need to kill for the Demiurge to grant me that?

>>212711847
Cars are American’s second home. They feel at home inside their car so they feel
Comfy eating there.

>>212711847
They want to eat the food while it's still hot, I guess.

I personally don't do it, but I get it.

>>212710723
Fucking kek, it's like that scene from predator 2 when he needs to heal with a medkit.

>>212710837
I've seen a porno where a girl was kinda ugly like her (less pudgy though) and had the same type of sad tits.
But then she was violently sodomized in cowgirl position, her boobies were flapping up and down and it made me hard like a diamond.

>>212705893 (OP)
>not posting the real one

>>212711336
in love

>>212713052
@53 seconds
if i was the hotel owner i would understand if this guy 'never checked out'