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Anonymous No.215252883 [Report] >>215253203 >>215253562 >>215255582 >>215256547 >>215257694 >>215257758 >>215258380 >>215260845 >>215260954 >>215261038 >>215261082 >>215262008 >>215262633 >>215264140 >>215265065 >>215265261 >>215265539 >>215266473 >>215267437 >>215267803 >>215270470 >>215273537 >>215273538 >>215273594
14 years, 3 months and 2 days
Anonymous No.215252948 [Report] >>215252978 >>215253162 >>215253222 >>215253307 >>215253425 >>215253569 >>215258452 >>215259533 >>215260845 >>215267630 >>215273552
a toast! to another 14 years!
Anonymous No.215252978 [Report] >>215253569
>>215252948
Anonymous No.215253062 [Report]
Fuck this fat fuck
Anonymous No.215253068 [Report] >>215253242 >>215254574 >>215267766 >>215268303 >>215269214 >>215270174
Why does he make /tv/, /v/, and /lit/ seethe nonstop?
Anonymous No.215253112 [Report]
Anonymous No.215253162 [Report]
>>215252948
>born September 20, 1948
He doesn't have another 14 years.
Anonymous No.215253203 [Report] >>215253261
>>215252883 (OP)
25 years actually, he hasnt released a finished main story book of ASOIAF since ASOS. He shat out two travelogue books and called it done.
Anonymous No.215253222 [Report]
>>215252948
here here
Anonymous No.215253242 [Report] >>215257780 >>215260632 >>215262794 >>215266128 >>215273582
>>215253068
The more he shat the less he wrote.
Anonymous No.215253261 [Report] >>215253591 >>215261067 >>215267837 >>215271438
>>215253203
A Dance of Dragons was alright. A Feast for Crows was probably one of the worst books of any series I have ever read.
Anonymous No.215253307 [Report] >>215255566 >>215264945
>>215252948
Honestly it would be hilarious if this fat fuck lives to 100, the amount of seethe will be glorious
Anonymous No.215253347 [Report]
>after his death unfinished books are bestsellers
Anonymous No.215253425 [Report] >>215253569 >>215254517 >>215272061
>>215252948
To AI finishing the books!
Anonymous No.215253469 [Report] >>215253519 >>215253628 >>215261142 >>215261316 >>215262757 >>215268805
>Preston chose THIS guy to analyse for hundred of thousands of hours
What a waste of a life
Anonymous No.215253512 [Report] >>215254280 >>215255200
18 years and 5 days
Anonymous No.215253519 [Report]
>>215253469
You’d think the veil would be lifted after he met the guy at that paid lunch and all he could talk about was food
Anonymous No.215253562 [Report] >>215255449 >>215258360
>>215252883 (OP)
Who even cares anymore? It's physically impossible for him to finish the series at this point, even if he does mange to finish the next book.
Anonymous No.215253569 [Report]
>>215252948
>>215252978
>>215253425
A toast to this ... FAT author!
Anonymous No.215253575 [Report] >>215254020 >>215265454 >>215271568
>14 years I waited to find out how dany gets to westeros, not a peep
Anonymous No.215253591 [Report]
>>215253261
>t. filtered
Anonymous No.215253628 [Report] >>215254246
>>215253469
at least he has a family and some sort of glowie job, as far a super asoiaf youtubers go is one of the few that can easily move on once the well runs dry, someone like david lightbringer is way more fucked
Anonymous No.215253637 [Report] >>215253954 >>215254222 >>215254258 >>215255612 >>215258513 >>215261353 >>215261458 >>215262069 >>215262435 >>215270325
He doesn’t owe you anything
Anonymous No.215253954 [Report] >>215254202
>>215253637
He ows us everything
Anonymous No.215254020 [Report] >>215265454
>>215253575
With how slow this fucking books go, I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of Winds of Winter Dany will just return to Meereen and decide to go to Westeros and only in Dream of Spring she arrives there.
Anonymous No.215254202 [Report] >>215254382 >>215257644
>>215253954
>…
Anonymous No.215254222 [Report]
>>215253637
He owes me about $3.50
Anonymous No.215254246 [Report] >>215254278 >>215265888
>>215253628
I thought he got fired?
Anonymous No.215254258 [Report]
>>215253637
Wrong, stalker. Enjoy prison.
Anonymous No.215254278 [Report]
>>215254246
>It’s real
Anonymous No.215254280 [Report]
>>215253512
Tired of the thick frames meme
Anonymous No.215254382 [Report]
>>215254202
Anonymous No.215254517 [Report]
>>215253425
Anonymous No.215254574 [Report]
>>215253068
Because he failed his job and is ugly as fuck
Anonymous No.215255200 [Report] >>215263755 >>215263921 >>215268351
>>215253512
I don't get it. They have unlimited budget, still have the fans (barely now) why didn't they just fucking do it years ago?

In the anniversary documentary gabe said they cancelled episode 3 because it wasn't revolutionary enough.. even though it had new physics with enemies and the blubber shit eventually used in portal 2. That would have been enough of a step up with physics do episode 3.

What a cunt. Now they have infinite shekels but all the OGs eventually left because gabe just wanted everyone on cookie clicker games.

Fuck ALYX and its gay little NuValve retcon ending too. Noone wants VR. How have they not released a controller version yet.
Anonymous No.215255449 [Report] >>215255532
>>215253562
At least King finished The Dark Tower. You might not like the ending, but it's done and he finished it before going full senile.
Fat Fuck's books are just edgy teenage fantasy with much gore, muh shit, muh rape, muh SURPRISE DEATH!. Just fucking finish it, you ain't Tolkien. You ain't even Christopher Paolini.
Your books suck ass, you're not gonna be writing some timeless novel anyway. Finish it, Fat Fuck.
I know you're reading this, you terminally online lazy ass.
Anonymous No.215255532 [Report]
>>215255449
>tfw old ghostwritten Dragonlance, Earth Dawn and Forgotten Realms novels mog FatFuck's entire life's work
Anonymous No.215255566 [Report]
>>215253307
He got cucked hard and now he has to live with the shame of that every day. I don't think he wants to live to 100.
Anonymous No.215255582 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
Finish the books you fat FAGGOT. The more you eat the less you write. The less you write the hungrier you get gurmm. The sunset finds you eating and shitting, the more you shit the more you eat. The less you write.
Anonymous No.215255612 [Report]
>>215253637
What does he owe me? Everything. Nothing.
Anonymous No.215256547 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
He doesn't care. He got rich, and doesn't give a shit.
Anonymous No.215257644 [Report]
>>215254202
Awful fan art
Anonymous No.215257694 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
I long to take a great steaming shit on his grave
Anonymous No.215257758 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
he could literally just mash his face across the keyboard and publish it and generate more good will for at least finishing the book than just leaving it up in the air
Anonymous No.215257780 [Report]
>>215253242
i shouldnt have laughed at this as hard as i did
Anonymous No.215258241 [Report] >>215258457 >>215261190 >>215261276
>gets so pissed at HoTD making changes that ruin his story he has to make a blog post calling them out on it
Not even the guys making GoT pissed him off that much, he must really love the whole Dance era more.
Anonymous No.215258360 [Report] >>215258483
>>215253562
He could have someone type it and he just verbalizes his intent. I think Pratchett did that for the last few years of his life. As old as he is, Martin still probably has another 10 years considering his wealth.
Anonymous No.215258380 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
At that age you don't give a shit about anything anymore.
Anonymous No.215258442 [Report]
My guess is that he desperately wants to be a celeb, he did write some good stuff before but threw his legacy away for comic-con adulation. Maybe he even fucked something (female)
Anonymous No.215258452 [Report]
>>215252948
kek
Anonymous No.215258457 [Report]
>>215258241
Because GOT was his fault
Anonymous No.215258483 [Report]
>>215258360
I have a feeling he’ll live into his 90s
Anonymous No.215258513 [Report]
>>215253637
Anonymous No.215259533 [Report]
>>215252948
>a toast! to another 14 years!
Anonymous No.215260632 [Report]
>>215253242
kek
Anonymous No.215260747 [Report]
How long has Grrm been 75% done writing WoW
Anonymous No.215260845 [Report] >>215265059
>>215252883 (OP)
>>215252948
Looking forward to it. The retards will seethe. I'll enjoy my book. Everything is right in the world.
Anonymous No.215260954 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
I hate him so much by now.
Anonymous No.215261038 [Report] >>215261205
>>215252883 (OP)

At this point just train an AI on his style by feeding it all his previous asoiaf books, feed the AI notes of what he has right now half-finished and in the negative prompt put the ending of the show

And there you go
Anonymous No.215261067 [Report]
>>215253261
Theyre the same book
Anonymous No.215261082 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
I hope he dies before releasing it.
Anonymous No.215261142 [Report]
>>215253469
>a literal schizo retard did something retarded
Anonymous No.215261190 [Report]
>>215258241
He sniped at d&d several times but it was very veiled, probably under contract limitations with got but now that hes bigger got a better contract with hotd
Anonymous No.215261200 [Report] >>215261215 >>215261220 >>215261492
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Anonymous No.215261205 [Report]
>>215261038
Training data is has to be billions+
Anonymous No.215261215 [Report] >>215270210
>>215261200
Go to sleep Preston.
Anonymous No.215261220 [Report]
>>215261200
Now this is bait.
Anonymous No.215261233 [Report]
I don't even expect his outline of ASOIAF when he dies. Certainly will pirate any of his books. :)
Anonymous No.215261250 [Report]
>*stands in you're path*
Anonymous No.215261251 [Report] >>215270140
Dubs and George dies this year
Anonymous No.215261276 [Report]
>>215258241
>he must really love the whole Dance era more
Yeah, which is funny because the dance is the worst writing George has ever done and his favorite character daemon is probably his lamest character
Anonymous No.215261316 [Report] >>215261509 >>215273613
>>215253469
why are his theories so retarded and far-fetched? does he not hear himself speak?
Anonymous No.215261353 [Report]
>>215253637
I'm not watching any shows adapting spinoff books to an unfinished series
it is my sincere, genuine wish that anything got related flops completely unless it's the next 2 books
fuck the fat fuck
Anonymous No.215261458 [Report]
>>215253637
Anonymous No.215261492 [Report]
>>215261200
Preston Jacobs is bald
Anonymous No.215261509 [Report] >>215261544
>>215261316
He says “I’m probably wrong about half of this” at the end of each video series. The point is that he might be right about the other half, and some of his theories are mind-blowing. Not his “DUDE ASOIAF IS SCI-FI” hot take, that’s obviously retarded. Some of his theories are a lot more plausible and backed up by the texts.
Anonymous No.215261544 [Report] >>215261753
>>215261509
I binged all of his videos while high and feverish half a year ago and all I remember is this super complicated dornish plot to gas all targs and it sounded moronic
Anonymous No.215261752 [Report] >>215265884 >>215269424
>YFW there is no incest storyline between Jon and Arya.
Anonymous No.215261753 [Report] >>215261959 >>215267940
>>215261544
Quentin is alive.
Anonymous No.215261959 [Report] >>215262017 >>215269229
>>215261753
honestly that's the least dumb part of that whole theory
I remember more now, it's about doran being in touch with faceless men and having a glass candle that bounces radio waves off the moon and the quentin thing was all accordion keikaku and the bogdanoffs kneel to him and
Anonymous No.215262008 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
Until he starts back up on The Winds of Winter?
Anonymous No.215262017 [Report] >>215262118
>>215261959
I think he was linking Doran with Marwyn the Mage, Miri Mazdur, and the Cinnamon Wind (southern islander boat, their captain meets Dany, carried Sam, has Aemond's body (kingsblood).)
Anonymous No.215262069 [Report]
>>215253637
Get the fuck off the chans, waddle over to your 386, fire up WordStar, and get to work, George.
Anonymous No.215262118 [Report] >>215262337
>>215262017
the miri thing was especially stupid
how the fuck would you plan for drogo deciding to attack this village in particular and the witch not dying to a random act of violence like 99% of the villagers and being brought to heal a wound drogo takes in the fight and then and then
shit just happened to her the little sliver of agency she had was to kill the guy who destroyed her life, that's the start and stop of her story. you'd have to be high to dig for a westerosi connection.
Anonymous No.215262337 [Report]
>>215262118
>westerosi connection.
She did meet Marwyn.

>Ser Jorah Mormont spoke up. “A maester?”
>“Marwyn, he named himself,” the woman replied in the Common Tongue. “From the sea. Beyond the sea. The Seven Lands, he said. Sunset Lands. Where men are iron and dragons rule. He taught me this speech.”
Anonymous No.215262435 [Report]
>>215253637
Anonymous No.215262633 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
only god knows how I hate this fat mf
Anonymous No.215262757 [Report]
>>215253469
>never played elden ring because he thinks video games are a waste of time
>makes multi hour streams about Berserk manga chapters with tens of viewers
Anonymous No.215262794 [Report]
>>215253242
>George "Rest and Relaxation" Martin
Anonymous No.215263606 [Report] >>215263836
>tfw no sister-wife to ride dragons and spar with
Anonymous No.215263755 [Report]
>>215255200
if you believe what he said - it was supposedly an unfortunate moment in time where they'd all were interested in doing other stuff for a while, like steam as a platform, online competitive gaming like csgo and sheit, co-op gaming, tf2 hats, wanting to continue HL sometime later in the future.
but eventually too much time has passed and as you said, they didn't just want to churn out a technologically dated product with their passion franchise, it had to be something revolutionary.
they canned it for a while and throughout the years i guess their idea of what the franchise could become in the future changed drastically, now it wasn't frozen and waiting to be finished in some spectacular way, no they could just as likely always go back to it and test the waters with a spin-off. seeing as to how multiverse faggotry became popular thanks to capeshit that is where they decided to cast their lot - a semi-retcon that both resolved and not resolve the decade old cliffhanger.
my guess is they'll eventually complete the series and then continue doing further spin-offs, but who knows, they're takign their sweet ass time
Anonymous No.215263782 [Report] >>215264083
remember the good times bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmz4N6ao5o
Anonymous No.215263804 [Report] >>215264102 >>215264409 >>215266489 >>215270193 >>215270351
He's busy doing cameos
Anonymous No.215263836 [Report]
>>215263606
>sister-wife
>not sister-wives
you will never be Aegon Targaryen
Anonymous No.215263921 [Report]
>>215255200
Alyx was incredible though
It would not translate to flatscreen
Anonymous No.215264083 [Report]
>>215263782
man i really like the first season of HotD, finally a fantasy show that wasn't ashamed to be a fantasy show, even though some aspects were weak, all in all it was ok, a promising story.
haven't watched the second season yet but from what i hear they goofed that one badly
Anonymous No.215264102 [Report]
>>215263804
> wholesum chungus indian cop is actually a genius
Anonymous No.215264117 [Report] >>215264159 >>215264164 >>215264197 >>215267965 >>215269470
POV RANKINGS

GOD TIER
Jaime
Arya before AffC
Eddard
Jon
Tyrion

GREAT TIER
Sansa
Daenerys before ADwD
Davos
Theon

MID TIER
most of the others

SHIT TIER
Catelyn
Reek
Anonymous No.215264140 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
Did grrm the worm invent dire wolves?
Anonymous No.215264159 [Report] >>215264194
>>215264117
Brienne has the best chapters.
Anonymous No.215264164 [Report] >>215264429
>>215264117
pretty much
Anonymous No.215264168 [Report]
>Adding 2 r's to your name so you can be more like Tolkien
Anonymous No.215264194 [Report]
>>215264159
Brienne and Catelyn's chapters are only decent when Jaime is around
Anonymous No.215264197 [Report] >>215264218 >>215264672
>>215264117
*Tyrion before ADWD
Anonymous No.215264218 [Report]
>>215264197
anything before ADWD really
Barristan mogging pit shitters was the only decent section of the book
Anonymous No.215264409 [Report]
>>215263804
What human sacrifices was Robert Redford making to still have that kind of hair in his late 80's?
Was it a wig??
Anonymous No.215264429 [Report]
>>215264164
>MERYN FUCKING TRANT??
Anonymous No.215264447 [Report] >>215265530
>literal Nazi white supremacist genocidal fascist colonist slaver aryans
>Loved by gays, browns and leftists
Eye opening stuff. Deep down they know white people are cool as shit and superior, and their anti white rhetoric is just cope and self loathing. George's fiction allows them the catharsis to express how they really feel about whites without guilt or societal pressure, similar to rape fetish smut for women
Anonymous No.215264641 [Report] >>215264681 >>215264946
Young Griff is going to marry Sansa in the books. In "The Hedge Knight", Dunk & Egg attend the Ashford tourney. In this tourney, there are 5 champions to the jousting. Their surnames happen to be:
>Baratheon
>Tyrell
>Lannister
>Hardying
>Targaryen
By chance, the first 4 surnames are ones that Sansa was either going to marry, or actually did end up marrying: Joffrey Baratheon. Willas Tyrell. Tyrion Lannister. Harold Hardying.
There's only 1 surname left on the list: Targaryen.

Sansa will marry Aegon Targaryen.
Anonymous No.215264672 [Report]
>>215264197
Tyrion has something like twelve chapters in ADWD and he still doesn't get to Dany by the end of the fucking book
Anonymous No.215264681 [Report] >>215264946
>>215264641
Blackfyre* the rightful heir
Anonymous No.215264945 [Report] >>215264990 >>215270222 >>215273772 >>215273921
>>215253307
I think he will make it to 80 but there is about a 99% of him dying before he gets to 85.

Why will he make it to 80? Because he's so cocky now, appears to have lots of energy - he's 77, he has millions and millions of dollars, clearly he loves life, probably he'll make it to 80 but no longer. Why no longer - because he's too fat, he's hedonistic and unlikely to change his ways. 80 to 85 is it for the white male that has taken good care of himself and avoided stuff like cancer, nevermind being a fat fuck like him.

This is what I'm saying all the time - within the next few years, 5 or 6 or 7, a lot of people that have become iconic are going to die and the world will realize that they all are going to die. Trump, Biden, Martin, Coppola, Scorsese, Spielberg maybe, Pacino, de Niro, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Ford, Eastwood, Christopher Lloyd, Patrick Stewart maybe - these guys are all gonna pop, all those people who were there from the start of modernity, are all going to be gone. It's weird that so many old people are living this long, of course Connery and a few others did pass away but still. I do think that it'll be strange without them.

Trump and Biden and the continual geriatric casting and directing at Hollywood kind of normalize the situation. This is not normal. Before 2030 the chances are that Trump will have passed away, that's what the odds say. And it'll sound far-fetched until it happens.
Anonymous No.215264946 [Report] >>215265056
>>215264641
Even the original creator of the Ashford Theory has denounced it. Personally I think it will be Myrcella

>>215264681
The false dragon and the false stag
Anonymous No.215264990 [Report]
>>215264945
Shut the fuck up fag
Anonymous No.215265056 [Report] >>215265088
>>215264946
>Personally I think it will be Myrcella
Shireen.
Anonymous No.215265059 [Report]
>>215260845
What book?
I've written the GoT mobile game (yes, no LARP. And yes, it flopped) and I bet I've written more GoT in 4 years than George did in those 14.
Anonymous No.215265065 [Report] >>215272041
>>215252883 (OP)
FINISH
THE
BOOKS
FATTY
Anonymous No.215265088 [Report] >>215265108
>>215265056
One of the few things we know for certain is that Stannis will burn Shireen himself, so I think that precludes a marriage between her and Aegon
Anonymous No.215265108 [Report] >>215265127
>>215265088
>Stannis will burn Shireen himself
Shut up.
Anonymous No.215265127 [Report]
>>215265108
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger
Anonymous No.215265261 [Report] >>215265315 >>215265500 >>215265501 >>215269441
>>215252883 (OP)
>Melissandre accidentally revives Jon with the last kiss, making him a fire wight
>Stannis wipes out the Freys using his light trick, Ramsey kills Roose and then Manderly has his knights kill Ramsey for King Stannis
>Mel sacrifices Shireen due to her greyscale spreading as the Others advance
>Cersei flees Kings Landing with Tommen to Casterly Rock as Aegon VI advances, aided by Rowan Mathis and Randyl Tarly
>Brienne dies at the hands of Jaime in a trial by combat, during the fight Stoneheart realizes she was wrong and revives Brienne as a Fire Wight
>Harry the Heir dies during the tournament accidentally ruining Little Finger's plans, Sansa escapes from the Vale with the Mouse Knight who plans on turning her in to Cersei
>Arya is revealed to be a Warg to the Faceless Men, who want her for this very reason to cleanse the Triarchs of Volantis
>Dany kills the Khalasar with Drogon, and is more Targaryen from the experience
>Mereen's siege is lifted when Dany returns, she kills Victarion after the horn fails to work and plans to move to Braavos to cross the Narrow Sea
>Tyrion meets the Tysha who is a whore in Braavos with their daughter, who is also a whore. Tyrion considers killing all of them including himself
>Bran realizes R + L = J like in the show, but also learns thru his Uncle Benjen's eyes that the Others are 'Ice Elves' spurred to cleanse the world from the growing power of Melissandre's red God who they see as a Demon who will destroy the planet
>Euron is summoning the deep ones and succeeds after wiping out the Redwyne Fleet, the High Towers and Daynes were secretly supporting him wanting to bring back the Long Night to cleanse this world of evil. The deep one is implied to be R'hlor reborn as a firey demon from the deep ocean
>Dark Star attempts to assassinate Aegon VI, only to injure Jon Connington. The stress causes the Grey Scale plague to take over King's landing
>Edmure and his wife are saved by Nymeria's wolf pack who wipe out their escort
Anonymous No.215265315 [Report]
>>215265261
Aryan Daynes would never work with Hightower Jews.
Anonymous No.215265454 [Report]
>>215253575
>>215254020
Guts & friends picks her up with their boat.
Anonymous No.215265500 [Report] >>215265575 >>215269441
>>215265261
>Stannis returns to the Wall, finds out Shireen is dead and Jon is a Wight, he plunges the fake Lightbringer into Melissandre and causes the sword to catch aflame with a blue fire similar to that of Jamie's weirwood dream
>Aegon VI, wielding Blackfyre, joins with the Dornish Army and the remains of his Reach allies to to march to the Westerlands to confront Cersei
>Jon Connington ends up destroying King's landing after Aegon leaves, burning the city down with wildfire sacrificing himself
>R'hlor's return supercharges Dany's dragons who lay waste to the pirate fleet Cersei built that was stolen by Aurane Waters that is trying to raid Pentos, the final gift for the Tattered Prince
>Bran and Meera escape the cave thru the underground river after learning the Others and Bloodraven are on the same side looking to cleanse the world of Humans due to their destructive nature on the natural world
>Stannis becomes the new Lord Commander of the Night's watch, Jon goes south and meets up with the Manderlys and Rickon who they are elevating as the new lord of Winterfell
>right as Jon leaves, the White Walkers appear and attack the wall, killing most of the wildlings and Stannis's remaining loyal forces
>Jon, wielding the new Lightbringer, will hold Winterfell as Dany approaches White Harbor with her dragons and the remains of her loyal army, including Barristan and Tyrion
>Arya sneaks aboard the fleet, abandoning the mission to Volantis after learning thru Nymeria that an army is marching under Targaryen colors towars Casterly Rock
>Sansa meets Howland Reed who was 'looking for her' (implied Bran told him to find and save Sansa), who promises to take her north to her 'Cousin' Jon
>A new Euron appears on the Iron Island, this one too is a Fire Wight similar to Jon and Brienne, all three can hear the words of their master and are drawn to Winterfell to stand against the Others
Anonymous No.215265501 [Report] >>215265601
>>215265261
Again, we know Stannis burns Shireen himself. Also, Stannis can’t really win against the Boltons, because it locks Jon out of the story. Jon would just be a bastard nightswatch deserter who claims Winterfell through Robb’s will (which would be heavily disputed after Ned’s trueborn children start popping up). Far more likely that Jon ends up as the power behind the throne as Rickon’s regent after leading a Wildling army against the Boltons. Also means Ramsay’s hounds can fight the direwolves like GRRM said in those shownotes or whatever. Howland Reed probably reveals R+L=J.
Anonymous No.215265530 [Report]
>>215264447
Trvthnvke
Anonymous No.215265539 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
It's not happening. Let it go. Last two books were shit anyway.
Anonymous No.215265575 [Report] >>215269441
>>215265500
>Cersei makes a desperate attempt to lead an army against Aegon VI with Tommen, but Tommen dies during the battle and she retreats back to Casterly rock
>a Dornish army, join Aegon VI under the command of the Sand Snakes to devstate the Reach and Westerlands, but the conflict between the Reach forces loyal to the Targs and Dorne escalates to a minor civil war once they learn Tommen is dead and Aegon VI is a Blackfyre from the Golden Company who figured out his lineage
>book ends with Val, who has survived the attack on the wall, seeing dead bodies everywhere. She is consumed by the Others and turned into 'queen ice zombie' to lead the army of wights to Winterfell
Anonymous No.215265601 [Report] >>215265679
>>215265501
>we know Stannis burns Shireen himself
lol imagine thinking that
Anonymous No.215265679 [Report] >>215265697 >>215265701
>>215265601
>It wasn’t easy for me. I didn’t want to give away my books. It’s not easy to talk about the end of my books. Every character has a different end. I told them who would be on the Iron Throne, and I told them some big twists like Hodor and “hold the door,” and Stannis’s decision to burn his daughter. We didn’t get to everybody by any means. Especially the minor characters, who may have very different endings.
Anonymous No.215265697 [Report] >>215265766
>>215265679
Its a ruse.
Anonymous No.215265701 [Report] >>215265728
>>215265679
how long ago did he say that again?
Anonymous No.215265728 [Report] >>215265820
>>215265701
2020
Anonymous No.215265766 [Report]
>>215265697
It’s really funny how the Northern plot is really self-evident but is totally obscured because most fans have this elaborate Stannis fanfiction built up in their heads
Anonymous No.215265789 [Report] >>215266310 >>215266351
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."
Nailed it.
Anonymous No.215265820 [Report] >>215265891
>>215265728
so when the book was still 75% done?
Anonymous No.215265884 [Report]
>>215261752
Its in the subtext
Anonymous No.215265888 [Report]
>>215254246
>that fucking ghoul
>preston literally looks like a Fallout 3 feral ghoul now

pottery
Anonymous No.215265891 [Report] >>215265944
>>215265820
Stannisbro it’s over, stop it
Anonymous No.215265944 [Report] >>215265993 >>215266003
>>215265891
I think you underestimate the impact the show's ending had to his writing process.
Anonymous No.215265993 [Report]
>>215265944
This. GRRM is like a gardener you see...
Anonymous No.215266003 [Report] >>215266027
>>215265944
The impact of the show’s ending was to kill all his enthusiasm for writing the books, because his story was already told and told poorly, not to have him rewrite everything whole cloth which something like a Stannis wank would entail.
Anonymous No.215266027 [Report] >>215266060
>>215266003
Not really, we've seen how Shireen's end is telegraphed. She will be burned to stop the spread of Gray Scale.
Anonymous No.215266060 [Report] >>215266073 >>215266109
>>215266027
>She will be burned to stop the spread of Gray Scale.
This is fake news. Burning her will cause the spread of gray scale. A dragon made of stone if you like.
Anonymous No.215266073 [Report]
>>215266060
Gray Scale kills dragons.
Anonymous No.215266109 [Report]
>>215266060
>implying burning Shireen won't turn her into the 'stone dragon', or a fully scaled fire wight
Anonymous No.215266128 [Report] >>215266168
>>215253242
kek
Anonymous No.215266168 [Report] >>215266192
>>215266128
Oberyn poisoned him, right?
Anonymous No.215266192 [Report] >>215266238
>>215266168
Yes. Just like how Cersei poisoned Joffrey.
Anonymous No.215266238 [Report] >>215266271
>>215266192
BIG IF TRUE
Anonymous No.215266271 [Report] >>215266293
>>215266238
Cui bono?
Anonymous No.215266293 [Report] >>215266317
>>215266271
Oberyn, who gets to molest Arianne and drink some Dornish Red.
Anonymous No.215266310 [Report]
>>215265789
>>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
Anonymous No.215266317 [Report] >>215266348
>>215266293
He could have done that at home.
Anonymous No.215266335 [Report]
I was confused because I thought he had finally announced that it was coming next spring but now I realize I must have dreamt that
Anonymous No.215266348 [Report]
>>215266317
Don't tell him that.
Anonymous No.215266351 [Report]
>>215265789
everytime
Anonymous No.215266473 [Report] >>215267530
>>215252883 (OP)
I think he'll finish the WoW and then die immediatelly after. Maybe he knows this and thats why he's delaying it
Anonymous No.215266489 [Report]
>>215263804
how bad are these two players that they both missed a checkmate in 1
Anonymous No.215267437 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
lol
Anonymous No.215267530 [Report]
>>215266473
He said a couple of days ago he's interested in writing something else and sure he's interested in winds but he's interested in other things too so deal with it haters
Anonymous No.215267630 [Report]
>>215252948
Anonymous No.215267649 [Report] >>215267826 >>215268036 >>215268534
If/when AI improves and is no longer dogshit, does not hallucinate and can be trained on much larger amounts of data (i.e consumer facing AI can be trained on much larger amounts of data): Do you guys think feeding an AI all the ASOIAF books and supporting material, including the vast majority of the most well-written fan theories and analyses of the series, that it would be capable of picking up where Dance left off and finish the series?
Anonymous No.215267766 [Report]
>>215253068
Finish the book or lay down and die. Any action outside of these two options is going to earn him hate.
Anonymous No.215267803 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
Why did he do this to us... what did we ever did for him to do this to us
Anonymous No.215267826 [Report]
>>215267649
I wouldn't trust it.
Anonymous No.215267837 [Report]
>>215253261
fuck off nigger the book was kino
Anonymous No.215267918 [Report]
The writing of these books has become A MUMMER'S FARCE!
Anonymous No.215267919 [Report]
What did Renly mean?
Anonymous No.215267935 [Report] >>215270081
>George my laddie, how are those new books of you coming along?
Anonymous No.215267940 [Report] >>215268937
>>215261753
nah he was burn to crisps. No lips to speak, eyes covered in pus.. its over for our heros journey boy
Anonymous No.215267965 [Report] >>215267999
>>215264117
>Reek was literally the best part in Dance. Jon was the most boring one. Dumb nigger
Anonymous No.215267999 [Report] >>215268120
>>215267965
Reek chapters are terrible. Nothing happens.
Anonymous No.215268036 [Report]
>>215267649
It would need guidance and probably editing, but yes.
Anonymous No.215268086 [Report] >>215268153
Everything will be fine once he releases the next Winds of Winter sample chapter. Any week now, from what I've heard.
Anonymous No.215268120 [Report]
>>215267999
You probably dont like horror/suspense then
Anonymous No.215268153 [Report] >>215268281 >>215268393 >>215273611
>>215268086
>Ah... Mein nuncle... The sample chapter... The sample chapter was delayed. The rotund man repeats 'it will be finished when it's finished".
Anonymous No.215268281 [Report]
>>215268153
Dark wings...dark words.
Anonymous No.215268303 [Report] >>215269727
>>215253068
Is anyone really seething. I find it kind of funny to think about both how different my life is now to when I read the last ASOIAF book and to think about how much nerd culture has also changed in that time. ASOIAF used to be THE nerd book series that "legitimised" fantasy genre fiction. It was like the "I don't like anime but I like Cowboy Bebop and Berserk" of fantasy books.
Anonymous No.215268351 [Report]
>>215255200
They're smart enough to know nobody actually cares about the game. People just care about the meme.
Anonymous No.215268393 [Report]
>>215268153
>but he said he'd already finished 200 PAGES!
Anonymous No.215268534 [Report] >>215268929 >>215269499 >>215273507
>>215267649
it would suck ass, AI isn't capable of writing like a gardener. GRRM is a gardener. AI is an architect.
Anonymous No.215268805 [Report]
>>215253469
He's busy screeching about palis being plastered these days at least. That has no signs of stopping anytime soon so he'll have plenty of material.

Well that and crying about ICE but we only got another 3 years of that
Anonymous No.215268929 [Report] >>215268944
>>215268534
So AI would make Dany obese?
Anonymous No.215268937 [Report]
>>215267940
>spend the entire book pushing hard the idea charred corpses don't prove someone is actually dead
>never actually see quentin die, similar to other characters that had death scene cliffhangers and came back
>"yup, he's dead"
The Charred Prince would have been a chapter in TWoW.
Anonymous No.215268944 [Report] >>215270154
>>215268929
Easy now…
Anonymous No.215269214 [Report]
>>215253068
>/tv/
He doesn't write the fucking book
>/v/
He insults heckin based judeo-christian values
>/lit/
He's popular
Anonymous No.215269229 [Report]
>>215261959
Why is his hair a boner? I have fan art so much
Anonymous No.215269424 [Report]
>>215261752
>implying it's not still going to happen
every chick Jon is attracted to or has fucked in the books he has directly compared to Arya. GRRM basically structured the books to have them separated for a long enough time so he could get away with the incest
Anonymous No.215269441 [Report]
>>215265261
>>215265500
>>215265575
way way too much magic, that's not GRRM's style.
Anonymous No.215269457 [Report]
Dubs and George dies this year
Anonymous No.215269470 [Report] >>215273392
>>215264117
>catelyn
>shit tier
her schizo hatred of Jon Snow is hilarious, she goes from loving Mya Stone to hating her in an instant when she learns she's a bastard kek

>She sounded so cocky that Catelyn had to smile. "Do you have a name, child?"
>"Mya Stone, if it please you, my lady," the girl said.
>It did not please her; it was an effort for Catelyn to keep the smile on her face. Stone was a bastard's name in the Vale, as Snow was in the north, and Flowers in Highgarden; in each of the Seven Kingdoms, custom had fashioned a surname for children born with no names of their own. Catelyn had nothing against this girl, but suddenly she could not help but think of Ned's bastard on the Wall. She struggled to find words for a reply.
Anonymous No.215269499 [Report]
>>215268534
If my gardener took 14 years to care for my plants I'd report him to ICE myself
Anonymous No.215269727 [Report]
>>215268303
I honestly think the stupidity of the last few seasons of GoT made every agree in the end that fantasy genre fiction really is just is goofy nonsense that isn't to be taken seriously.

GRRM's laziness invalidated all the years of GoT's popularity that made people start taking dark fantasy seriously, and now it's at or below the level of capeshit.
Anonymous No.215270081 [Report]
>>215267935
> are you winning son?
Anonymous No.215270140 [Report]
>>215261251
fuck you. Dubs and you pop a hemorrhoid.
Anonymous No.215270154 [Report]
>>215268944
> dany grows into a giant blob orb Willy wonky style and squashes kings landing by accident
I did not see that coming
Anonymous No.215270174 [Report]
>>215253068
Because he's written a lot of good stuff and then just left us hanging
Anonymous No.215270193 [Report]
>>215263804
Is this scene supposed to tell fans that GRRM has his future move planned and it will win?
Anonymous No.215270210 [Report] >>215270255
>>215261215
>makes GRRM likable in one image

My seething over a book series I lost interest in half a decade ago is gone. Thank you
Anonymous No.215270222 [Report]
>>215264945
I have these thoughts. Jack Nicholson will be a tough one. LIke fuck this world already
Anonymous No.215270255 [Report]
>>215270210
>I lost interest in half a decade ago is gone

That image is like 11 years old
Anonymous No.215270279 [Report]
The red comet should return, smash into Essos killing everyone there except Dany who flees with Drogon, and then she lands in Westeros and goes Mad Queen on fAegon.
Anonymous No.215270302 [Report] >>215270336 >>215271211
Think they still hang out together?
Anonymous No.215270325 [Report]
>>215253637
He owes us his entire livelihood and standards of living. That's the transactional nature of being an entertainer, you don't exist without your audience.
Anonymous No.215270336 [Report] >>215270379
>>215270302
I doubt it unless he can actually get her more roles.

The actress is literally a whore
Anonymous No.215270351 [Report]
>>215263804
The people who wrote this don't play chess and don't know how it works and that irritates me
Anonymous No.215270379 [Report] >>215270427
>>215270336
Her scenes are okay. She’s hot enough, but the guys are hairiest Germans they could find, yuck.
Anonymous No.215270427 [Report]
>>215270379
> hairiest Germans they could find

Those are called Turks
mr. bruh its back state: dayum No.215270470 [Report] >>215270576 >>215270646
>>215252883 (OP)
What is this about?
Anonymous No.215270576 [Report]
>>215270470
Time that has elapsed since A Dance with Dragons came out. We are waiting for The Winds of Winter. It's not coming...
Anonymous No.215270646 [Report] >>215271154
>>215270470
A fat man that swindled millions
Anonymous No.215270690 [Report] >>215270699 >>215273269
Imagine having the opportunity to leave an everlasting legacy but turning it down to be a gluttonous slothful nihilistic hedonist. How absolutely soulless and hollowed out does one have to be. Completely Inhuman
Anonymous No.215270699 [Report]
>>215270690
Don’t sign your posts
mr. bruh its back state: dayum No.215271154 [Report]
>>215270646
Del Toro?
Anonymous No.215271211 [Report]
>>215270302
he casting couched her didn't he
Anonymous No.215271438 [Report] >>215271480
>>215253261
I have opposite opinion, Feast was tolerable because at least it was short and introduced a bunch of new characters, Dance was impossible to read because every storyline moved at snail's pace.
Anonymous No.215271480 [Report]
>>215271438
The books fell steadily, let's hope the trend is reversed.
Anonymous No.215271568 [Report]
>>215253575
I don't know why people are mad at George, in 1996 he started book one by introduced Others beyond the Wall and ended it with dragons being reborn to a last Targ girl, two major and earth shattering plot points that would only be elaborated on much much later because we have War of 5 Kings going on now.

Obviously that man is a giant tease, I wouldn't call him a total hack because at least War of 5 Kings was kino and he wrote first three books pretty fast, but we are never getting two other thirds of the story and it was obvious from the beginning.
Anonymous No.215271584 [Report] >>215271859
Imagine being a bastard from the Reach and stuck with the name Flowers
other bastards get cooler names like Snow or Stone, and you're a fuckin' Flower, hell even a fuckin Ironborn bastard gets a cooler name.
Anonymous No.215271859 [Report]
>>215271584
Jafer Flowers is the best name in the series thoughever
Anonymous No.215272041 [Report]
>>215265065
The only thing he finishes is his plate
Anonymous No.215272061 [Report] >>215273482
>>215253425
This was the banquet where Arya had sex right? It would've been cool if someone poisoned the wine. Nothing cool happened after this.
Anonymous No.215273269 [Report] >>215273446
>>215270690
>Imagine having the opportunity to leave an everlasting legacy but turning it down to be a gluttonous slothful nihilistic hedonist. How absolutely soulless and hollowed out does one have to be.
haha imagine that, how hilarious... couldn't be me... no way
Anonymous No.215273392 [Report]
>>215269470
She's such a fucking unlikable cunt I found her chapters hard to read and if I ever re read the series I will just skip them, the way she looks down on everyone both intellectually and morally while being an evil idiot herself legit triggers me, she's the ultimate karen
I found the Cersei chapters hilarious because she's Catelyn turned up to 11 and obviously the butt of the joke, I think that was intentional by george
Anonymous No.215273446 [Report]
>>215273269
Finish the damn book George.
Anonymous No.215273482 [Report]
>>215272061
>everyone drops dead except Daenerys
>who removes her wig and makeup to reveal she was Littlefinger all along
>aha, finally my plan has come to fruition and all my enemies are dead, including my accursed brother the Night King!
>now to kill Euron with my dragons, marry Cersei and become ruler of the 7 Kingdoms, mwahaha! *twirls mustache*
Anonymous No.215273507 [Report]
>>215268534
AI literally makes it up while it generates, it writes a few words then writes the next based on patterns. AI is the ultimate gardener
Obviously it would suck ass but I digress
Anonymous No.215273537 [Report] >>215273553
>>215252883 (OP)
Daily reminder. The very last of the dogs named Khaleesi after the broadcast of s1 are shuffling off their mortal coil.
Anonymous No.215273538 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
Walk with me, my sweet summer child, and hear the tale of fat pink masts jutting into sopping wet myrish swamps and black nipples brushing against silk until her cunt became the world while in the privy the princess guzzled arbor gold and shat but the more she drank the more she shat until she was shitting brown water and around her the planks of the ship groaned like a fat man taking a shit while she cursed the gods and nuncle smiled as he broke his fast on black bread, bacon burned black, and mulled wine while capon-grease dribbled down his chin and onto the boiled leather of his jerkin for she was wet with love and did she not know words are wind and dark wings bring dark words and a lannister always pays her debts and mayhaps this is nothing but a mummers farce and useless as nipples on a breastplate and the princess has been fucking lancel and moonboy for all nuncle knows and he is the blood of the dragon for the night is dark and full of terrors but where do whores go and jon snow knows nothing and near enough makes no matter so nuncle smiled and dipped the heel of his bread into clam chowder and prayed for half a hundred more heh har HODOR
Anonymous No.215273552 [Report]
>>215252948
Why tf is this pinned? Lol
Anonymous No.215273553 [Report] >>215273640
>>215273537
What about the kids?
Anonymous No.215273582 [Report]
>>215253242
Anonymous No.215273594 [Report]
>>215252883 (OP)
>Bran has HD 3 chapters in 25 years
>Sansa has been in hiding for 25 years
>Stannis went to the wall 25 years ago
>Jon got shivved 14 years ago
>Tyrion left King's Landing 25 years ago
>Lady Stoneheart hasn't done shit since she was resurrected 20 years ago
>Dany hasn't done shit in 25 years
Anonymous No.215273611 [Report]
>>215268153
>Mein nuncle
Anonymous No.215273613 [Report]
>>215261316
>why are his theories so retarded and far-fetched?

because there hasn't been any material in 14 years and he has to make new theories to make money
Anonymous No.215273640 [Report]
>>215273553
I really don't want to think about that. The dogs are bad enough.
Anonymous No.215273772 [Report]
>>215264945
> Schwarzenegger and Stallone will die within the next years
Anonymous No.215273921 [Report]
>>215264945
yeah all those boomers from the new hollywood era dying off will have a major impact on media culture, hopefully the next thing will not be too pozzed