L0L

>>712373263 (OP)
he asked too many questions
hehe...

>>712373440
I bet the 5 people who played this game found this funny

haha

>>712373263 (OP)
How is it possibly staged without Bowser? This comic is staying they're stealing from Bowser but we see him actually take Princess Peach on multiple occasions. The racket would only make sense if Bowser is in on it, but then they wouldn't be stealing from Bowser's Kingdom now would they?

>>712375963
As someone who has never played this game, i made a "heh" noise in my head with an expressionless face. But that's pretty par for the course for awkwardzombie. I like that pipe rotating flash game on her site though.

>>712376183

>>712376562
What's the original? Is it something cringe?

>>712373263 (OP)
Why would Bowser agree to stage a kidnapping of princess Peach for the purpose of letting the Mario Brothers steal from him?

>>712377225
Tax write off.

>>712377225
peach pussy

>>712376550
>How is it possibly staged without Bowser? This comic is staying they're stealing from Bowser but we see him actually take Princess Peach on multiple occasions. The racket would only make sense if Bowser is in on it, but then they wouldn't be stealing from Bowser's Kingdom now would they?
As long as Bowser continues to play along and betray his own people, they won't release the tapes of what he was doing on Epstein's island.

>>712376550
fake news.

>>712376769
you decide

>>712377470
Not that cringe. Not as based.

>>712377556

>>712377225
Insurance fraud
Mario steals coins, bowser seeks insurance for damages and writes off the loss against his income
Then as part of the ceasefire and peace agreement to normalize relations between the two kingdoms, the mushroom kingdom agrees to purchase X amount of raw materials from bowser's domain, stimulating the economy and growing gdp (effectively returning some of the stolen money in exchange for goods at a preferential rate)

>>712377556

>>712377834
>>712377941

>>712377941
Beat me to it...

>>712377556
Unironically fixed it

what the frick i laffed..

>>712376660
Faggot

video games?

>>712377556
unironically how do we compress this into 2 panels?

>>712376550
A RTS game between factions like Sarasaland, Dark Land or the Mushroom Kingdom would make more sense, where kingdoms used to pillage and kill each other like the History taught us

>>712373263 (OP)

>>712373263 (OP)
Honestly, this could have worked as a punchline if the third panel was them smiling and dismissing the whole thing as obviously fraudulent.

>>712379238
That was a joke, not an accurate depiction of modern politics.

>>712373440
>Katie became woke
what the fuck

>>712379582
literally always was

>>712378848
Those are still going on?
What the fuck

>>712379238
I'd rather they not appear angry at all.

>>712378874
>2 panels
That's rookie numbers.
Observe.

>>712379986
fucking kek
it's perfect

>>712376183

>>712377549
>Not as based.
Kid gives zero fucks about the problems of old hags. Infinitely more based. He a fish, kid.

>>712379186
where's the bald?

>>712380781
I'd rather have sex with a hag than be a fish.

>>712381569
You wouldn't get it

>>712381569
me too, unless I could be able to transform into a fish at will, I mean, sharks are fish.

>>712373440
>>712379582
>>712379702
Isn't she mocking it?

>>712379743
all the other characters have long since quit the game and he's still not moved on
it's a really sad situation but damned if it isn't fitting for people still playing wow in 2025-and-a-half

>>712381015
classic

>>712377556

>>712384094
At least one of you fuckers here can still be funny.

>>712384094

>>712380546
Kek

>>712381015

>>712381823
Yes. The fucking IQ state of this website is abysmal anymore.

>>712377556
>>712377834
>>712377941

>>712379460
Third world coomers unironically think this is the common opinion
>I-its just a comic bro
We both know you don't think that

>>712385212
Stop getting mad at jokes.

>>712376183
EVEN BETTER.

>>712377470
Actually funny

>>712384542
Bravo B^Uckley

>>712385497

>>712385497
i had a dream recently me and an entire unrelated biker gang were all riding down a long arizona highway and we were all singing A Man Without Love at the top of our voices with tears in all our eyes. i was riding with one of them, i don't know why

>>712384094

>>712377382
You mean Wario's island.

>>712376183

>>712386620
3 and 4 should be swapped

>>712381015
House Chores?

>>712373440
where is the joke?

>>712380235
I always knew link was based

>>712376183
That is a cute drawing of Pikachu.

>>712385390
BUT I HATE HEARING MEN HAVE FUN

>>712375963
>I bet the 5 people who played this game found this funny
4, the fifth one is Katie.

>>712375963
ackshewally they probably tried to cancel her

only real /v/ros will understand this one

>>712387952

>>712387818
>Faggot romance: Failing to crack open a bear

>>712386990
Unicorn voiced by George Lowe.

>>712387748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVh6X76dRDg

>>712376183
where's the rest

>>712388373

>>712373263 (OP)

>>712373263 (OP)
>Fourth panel is just Toad committing suicide for unrelated reasons
Where's the joke

>>712387748
Are the finnish even human?

>>712388495
Why are there so many black weebs?

>>712373263 (OP)
ROFLCOPTER

>>712377556
consider this, liberal

>>712388743
>why are people with shittier lives more likely to embrace escapism?

>>712388882

>>712388963

>>712389052

>>712388658
they are all gay

>>712389151

>>712389243

Wasn't the dude behind gunshow legit off his meds when he made these?

>>712386424
Never ask Wario why they found Baby Peach, Baby Daisy, and Baby Rosalina in his island

>>712389352

>>712388569

>>712386990
And then that Unicorn got his fat horse ass gaped by massive dragon cock

HOMER!

>>712389449

>>712389223
I want to fuck him.

>>712389553

>>712380235
Tiedrich promoting heterosexuality and normal gender roles? What reality am I in?

>>712389553
Looking back on it, kc green and the SA goons he considered his ilk were all obnoxious fags.

>>712389624

>>712389658
the one where you need to take your meds and stop being a /pol/brained fag

>>712389682
obnoxious and jaded faggots are the most expressive. silencing those types makes art boring.

>>712389543
I laughed because of pikachu's ass

>>712381823
It's a reference to D&D removing half races.like half-elves and half-orcs as officially defined races.

>>712389721
I've been here since 2006 and never read this full comic

>>712378848
>random brown
>female
>red hair
i hate the antichrist

luv me ebaumsworld

>>712387952
>let the window open

>>712388882
this is getting an animated adaptation

>>712389898
check out the rest if you have some time https://gunshowcomic.com/ac/part2/ a window into a different time

>>712389810
idgi

>>712376660
Gwyndolin's a chick, the model has boobs.

>>712390061
So do I. Doesn't make me a chick.

>>712390013
Hey thanks

haha

>>712390054
check the window

>>712389810
Banjo gonna be pissed

Kek

>>712390013
>a different time
wait why is he calling them chuds? i thought that was a fairly new insult

>>712390338
:(

>>712390191
Yeah but nobody is confusing Smough for a chick.

>>712390419
Banjo's gay

>>712390410
i still don't get it

lmao

>>712390693
Now check under your bed.

>>712390693
ligma balls

>>712378848

>>712390746
my bed reaches all the way to the floor

>>712390878
I know that.
Now check under it.

>>712390965
i'm not going into my neighbor's apartment

>>712390739
Jack Thompson and the satanic panic crowd were laughed out of the room but Anita gets taken seriously. I can only assume that the great normie invasion of 2007 is to blame.

>>712390631
Chud was always old internet slang from specific forums. It only caught on again recently when a log of turbo-oldfags became obnoxious politically-obsessed faggots on twitter..

>>712390631
have you seen donnie darko? he calls swayze a chud for being a creepy lifecoach guy which goes deeper even. he has some secret in his cellar (underground). they tried to get the movie rights to play it in the theatre scene, but no one knew who owned it, so sam raimi gladly stepped in with Evil Dead.

>>712391060
Check.
Under.
Your.
Bed.

>>712391060
Coward

>>712391121
make me kike

>>712391275

>>712390693
the joke is sex

>>712391207
Anon you don't understand.
I'm trying to help you.
You need to check under your bed before it's too late.

>>712391483
nope

>>712391712
wheres the funny?

>>712380781
>it's cooler to act like an autistic sperg than to have sex
kek you're in the right place at least.

>>712378848
>>712390837
What a blast from the past.

>>712391090
>>712391098
interdasting

>>712385432
That gag ruined the manga.

>>712390837
I don't get it. What's the joke?

>>712390338
This kinda grew on me to be honest.

>>712391851
thank god for sponsorblock

>>712387818
>tfwno harem of hot women I can love and take care of who are possessive of and compete over me
Damn... im a mandyke

>>712384542

Probably only Buckley comic I've laughed to.

>>712391712
this was the premise of ranger reject, which took a turn for the absolute worst and became awful

>>712376074
I'm high as fuck right now.
Is this a video game character who transforms into furniture or is this some weird fetish thing?

>>712373263 (OP)
Staged by who? Bowser himself does the fucking kidnapping

>>712377225
They help him with his kingdom's Goomba overpopulation problem.

>>712392512
Ever heard of deviantart?

>>712386990
>>712389520
They switch until they're both full of each other

>>712392065
i feel like every day i understand how this applies to myself and the rest of humanity

>>712378848
i didnt notice that was a pair of legs but i now realize i never actually had an idea for what it was

>>712392463
How bad did it get? The premise seems all right but I can't stand the writing even from the first few chapters

>>712392047

>>712388813
>>712373440
What went so right?

>>712387085
Dragon Age Veilgard's writing
are you guys slow?

>>712392842
all of the day bro

>>712391712
There is no solution.

>>712388569
LOL!!!

>>712392073
>When you turn 35 and stop caring about the culture war

>>712392726
this could have been made yesterday

>>712373263 (OP)

>>712393565
>tripfag on /vg/
i legit only have seen tripfags on /v/ in the last 5 years

>>712393707
it's not like namefags are gone though, that's only gotten worse

>>712393705
can someone explain

>>712386512
I did not understand ANY of that shit

>>712393707
They lean more into avatarfagging on /vg/ because a trip is too easy for a small general population to filter.

>>712393867
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

>>712389151
I started a community for my favorite hentai under the absolutely correct belief that people who write it off only as hentai don't understand what is really about.
But hearing Mort say it still makes me feel stupid.

I made a comic, anons

>>712391070
It's because Anita got harassed more than Jack. They were clowned on to roughly the same extent, but the most you could interact with Jack was by emailing him. The online ecosystem otherwise wasn't there yet to the extent a goober like him would be part of it, and with the rest of the satanic panic weirdos, even less so. That's not to say harassment and death threats didn't happen, but it meant that anything he ever did get could be easily dismissed as an extreme outlier.

On the other hand, Anita and everything she did was actually online. People could reach her much more easily, both directly and indirectly, along with everything she was doing being put into a system that'd automatically have a comment section. This, along with more people accessing the internet and doing silliness on throwaways, meant that a lot more feces being thrown were actually within the same room as the target, if not flung directly at her.

This already would make normalfags more sympathetic to her, but when her whole thing is about "toxic males in gaming," it goes as far as to prove her right in their eyes.

>>712391809
its funny how frequently its played exactly as the comic shows

>>712393868
Trump asked the Mario brothers to help build the wall, but they don't know anything about building walls.

>>712394093
why did he ask them

>>712393868
It's pretty complex, and there are a lot of layers, but the main point is Trump isn't a gamer

>>712394191
He thought they could build walls

>>712394049
perfection

>>712394230
why did he think they knew how to build a wall?

>>712394101
Is the joke that the left is japanese and the right is western?

>>712394282
I don't know

>>712394307
congrats anon, you have, at minimum, a 70 iq

>>712373263 (OP)
Man if only nintendo games actually had plot and substance. Or humor and sarcasm.
Instead it's smiling cutesy characters talking bing bing wahoo.

>>712394307
yes

>>712394307
The joke is your life.

>>712393868
That he would mistake two Italian handymen with thick moustaches as two Hispanic daylaborers to build the wall as part of Mexico paying for it

>>712388658
the finnish are not real, they are a made up country to scare Europeans

>>712394445
did the author of the comic think that was supposed to be funny

>>712390338
>but when a female does it

>>712385212
nobody cares

>>712394531
The absolute state of women

>>712388569
I appreciate the fact that he is, in fact, holding 11 fruits.

>>712394531
I mean, the other girl is flabbergasted and clearly getting increasingly annoyed at her incompetence and dumbassery.
So it's not like that far off.

>>712377556

>>712394826

>>712394826
It's clearly a 6, you blind retard.

>>712394826
impressive
most impressive

>>712394340
I was hoping it'd be lower
>>712394362
That's definitely a joke but I'm not sure it's the joke that image was going for

>>712391712
Do we have to address the initial cause when the present issue is "Big bad guy wants to harm people because they were mean to him 20 years ago"?

>>712379582
Her dad is literally patient zero of TDS.

>>712377556
>>712377834
>>712378451
>>712394826
None of this cancer is funny.
Fuck off.

>>712393275
bitf is still the best

>>712395082
>jojofaggot
fuck off

>>712391712
>do wrong
>expect anything but a punishment

>>712392512
If you have to ask, it's a fetish thing. If there's even a slight possibility it's a fetish thing, it's still probably a fetish thing.

>>712395198
Tard Detention Syndrome?

>>712394493
I think they thought it was clever

>>712395451
Yes, the famous Tard Detention Syndrome.

>>712395324
You niggers hate everything on /v/ except for anime asses. Jojo is too good for you!

>>712395674
lol

>>712393104
giwtwm

>>712390338
There is no such thing as common sense. Everything you know, from that water is heavy to going up is harder than going down to QWERTY to tying and tucking loaves of bread you were shown or taught.
"Common sense" means someone taught you when you were too young to remember it and normies sperg out at the implication that other people didn't live literally their exact lives since most people did.
Go to another country and try to use the kitchen or bathroom or a restaurant and everybody will treat you like you're retarded. It's an important experience.

>>712395674
classic. i miss the anti-bullying comics

>>712393868
mario is racist

>>712381823
Mocking it for not being woke enough. Of course you directionbrains can only understand sportsteam -level tribalism.

only true gamers will get this one

>>712394101
man I miss when the west could claim Filia as its own. Filia is in fact, homeless now.

>>712396160
>Mocking it for not being woke enough
I saw people on /v/ making the same observation tho
If you're going to make a statement with a non binary character why does everything about their identity boil down to a binary choice? Wouldn't it be more respectful to just not let you make that decision? Of course not, Bioware added Tash to check a shitton of boxes with games journalists and nobody cares about execution as long as boxes are ticked.

>>712394531
>>712394753
Which one is supposed to not be retarded?

>>712393959
Well, i think the joke is that 30-something white men are "grillers". "Skyrim belongs to the nords" is basically saying that grilling is a white man thing.

>>712396279
Fillia doesn't just stop having been designed by a western artist because the artist got fired.

>>712392463
Literally every "my party kicked me out but then I turned out to be the specialest little boy!" series is the same shit.

>>712396279
Her flab will be remembered some days.

>>712396701
itd be obvious if you could parse the conversation

>>712373263 (OP)
But, you don’t play in bowsers kingdom
Every game is Bowser invading other kingdoms

>>712392469
B A L D

>>712396813
I hate those and the "I got the absolute worse draw in the super-power gacha, but it's actually the best power in the world because I'm not a complete retard unlike everyone in this isekai world."
Much prefer the "I reincarnated so I actually put effort into training my skills during my childhood" ones.

>>712396378
Modern /v/ is woke, yes.

>>712392469
Why'd someone clown on DNF for being late in 1998? It wasn't in developement hell yet. The hyptrain got on track 2001 with the E3 trailer.

>>712397184
Nah you're just easy to ragebait.

>>712395674
>>712396052
Does anyone have the one where there's a guy in an anon mask sliding around going "vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv?"

>>712397558
Hearty kek.

>>712396052

>>712392512
It's from Fantasy Life, there's a mechanic where you find furniture items that are actually people that had been transformed by an evil wizard and you can use magic to turn them back into people so they can populate your village and give you various bonuses/join you on quests and stuff

but also the Wardrobe Chick was way hotter as a Wardrobe and i wish you could keep her that way

>>712397184
I don't disagree with this take, it's by far lost all of the edge it had where 10-15 years ago the response to tash would be "What's all this fag shit mean? Tell me if I can stick it in your pooper or gtfo"

>>712397724
these comics are great

>>712394038
What's its name?

>>712397464
What ragebait? Sister, you need to update your lexicon.

>>712390061
they're part of the outfit he wears, and even if they weren't then he'd just be a dude who has tits due to magic bullshit because we know for a 100% fact he's a dude

>>712373263 (OP)
wouldn't this work better if bowser was the one making the speech?

>>712394038
I mean you are essentially like mort with that kind of attitude. Not everyone has to appreciate what you appreciate. It's still porn.

>>712376183
and then part 2

>>712376074
>>712397782
Look at the fuckin' handles on that dresser
>pierced nips
>pierced bellybutton
>pierced labia
goddamn

>>712394493
I assume so. But, you being snarky about it doesn't make you smart if you couldn't even figure out the premise.

>>712398123
>>712397064
>>712392596
>>712377225
>>712376550
I'm not surprised by the number of anons who lack critical thinking skills on this site.

>>712384094
fucking lmao

>>712394531
To be the fair the majority of you are essentially like this. You still with your mom and probably have never paid a bill.

>>712385212
Testosterone deficiency isn't something to be proud of.

>>712387818
idgi, what's the faggot men's romance referencing?

>>712373440
>actually funny joke
>most of /v/ is missing the forest for the trees because the site is filled with the dumbest retards of all time

>>712390013
Ahh, reminds me of my high school years.
Had a friend that looked exactly like Dave.

>>712384094
olo

>>712377556
The idea that some comments can be shorten for the sake of its joke is true, but people here took that to mean "Less = funnier" which is perhaps the antithesis to comedic timing. A joke should be as long as it needs to be.

>>712379582
Don't look up her dads twitter

>>712398651
A lot of the most well regarded gay media online, especially where vidya is concerned, tends to be filled with excessive amounts of death and tragedy. It also tends to be furry, for whatever reason.

>>712394826
I cannot praise you for this your premise failed.

>>712390054
>>712390693
the joke is that Star Fox and Falco are a gay couple but because spring is bird mating season, when Falco sees a female bird he still gets attracted to her because he's a dirty fucking bislut, so Star Fox gets angry that his BF is being attracted to someone else
the same thing is happening with the Pikmin in the window, just with more domestic abuse

>>712390054
>>712390693
>>712399767
also forgot to mention but the kids look like Falco, implying he has been fucking that female bird
and they also look like the blue Pikmin, hence why the red one starts beating the shit out of it

>>712388813
>united stotes

>>712391712
Ive only seen this "problem solved" in super sentai

>>712396196
Never stops making me laugh

>>712397775
idgi

>>712393009
idgi

>>712391275
This is great.

>>712401036

>>712399824
what?

>>712396160
>Mocking it for not being woke enough
Are you fucking stupid? It's clearly calling out the hypocrisy and the absurdity of thinking like that

>>712400918
I guess this is from WOW. not sure how it works now but in the old times hunter pets pulled agro from enemies and if you fell from some place or something, your pet didn't just spawn right besides you but instead it would run back at you pulling everything on their way right at you and your party, hunters were hated for this kind of things, it happened too often.

>>712389543
>_______

>>712393084
truly a work of art.

>>712401408
I see. So your pet aggros every enemy in its vicinity and when you recall it, all the enemies tag along with it. That's fucking hilarious.

>>712392949
LMAO

>>712400632
When due process fails us, we really do live in a world of terror.

>>712388813
kek

>>712380894
He's in 3 panels.

>>712393104
dar-ma my beloved

lol somebody call @dimitriwarchief301

>>712392949
First LOL I've had in one of these threads in a while.

>Lol thread
>Nothing makes me lol

>>712398264
normally I assume that if the conclusion I come to isn't remotely funny that there must be some other joke I'm missing, apparently there isn't

>>712384094
you dont drive a ship

>>712388743
Lack of expectations. Minorities in general tend to be more shameless and don't fear being ridiculed over their hobbies as much as whites do.

>>712389151
that is a stupid question. one for vcr and one for dvd player, come on Mark get with the program

>>712390013
im still salty this ended on a fucking joke comic. this was like slightly more hopeful Eltingville Club. speaking of which, read Eltingville Club. it's great.

>>712404013
it's not on a ship

>>712386512
>hang on did you just slap that lady's fat ass with the spatula?
>pass

>>712393275
transphobic scum

>>712403543
>xe says while posting unfunny trannyfrog

>>712403543

>>712395248
long live Eario

>>712396009
>no such thing as common sense
it's common sense not to eat shit and smear it on your face

>>712379460
I'm late but true

>>712385815
it means that you gotta grow out your stache and buy a pair of sunglasses

>>712390338
>asking for emulation instructions

>>712373440
So it's this, but with way more groundwork, and a character I hate.

>>712391275
WE'RE
!!!

>>712399767
sigh

>>712396009
Yes anon bravo, you've pieced together the forbidden knowledge that COMMON sense is what is COMMONly known to the COMMON man, because every other COMMON person knows it's the COMMON thing to do in your country, society, tribe, whatever the fuck, and not that it's bestowed upon you at childbirth, but is instead COMMONly taught to everyone, either consciously or unconsciously.

>>712395362
but the bullies gets nothing in the end

>>712392786
Nah the Unicorn is a sissy slut

>>712398383
I pay all my mum's bills and mine in exchange of living in her house, she pays for nothing except yearly cruises, i even pay for when she gets botox, its exponentially cheaper than rent i have so much just saved up i could retire now if i wanted to

Honestly, if she never sells the house, im just not going to bother touching the housing market, i will grow old here, when i have a son i will encourage him to do the same, and leave him a big fat fucking trust fund so he can be a neet and never wage a day in his life, something i could not do

>>712403709
The real joke was the comic purporting itself as a joke all along. Comedy is an eternal gift.

>>712404758
I actually like men that look like ladies and also furry women, especially if I can build a harem with both

>>712395362
>He thinks justice and "fairness" actually exist

>>712406451
So you live with your mom. And this is best case scenario for a lot of you. You know damn well most here don't work.

>>712379968
doesn’t work for peach tho

>>712406831
another evil retard spotted...

>>712406395
damn that's kinda hot

>>712406831
yes

>>712407051
Did you know half of all murders in a given year go unsolved?

>>712407347
Dang, so half of all murders get resolved.

Better than I expected desu.

>>712384094
Those were some good quality chuckles.

>>712406146
im disgusted, yet laughing uncontrollably. bravo.

>>712407342
Then you're wrong, simple as. "Justice" is contingent on having the ability to enforce it, as such, injustices can be perpetrated if enough strength is accrued to ignore what the common man would see as "just" (see: Israel).
As such, "Justice" doesn't exist, only will and means to enforce it.

>>712407514
That's in a (nominally) civilized country btw. It gets significantly worse the more barbaric the nation in question is.

>>712406831
>>712407837
Your ass is getting KICKED

>>712388982
I miss video games
I miss my mom
I miss video games
I- miss- my- mom
...
Is this a song?

>>712397460
Two years was already considered development hell in the 90s. People were joking about Unreal never coming out because they started hyping it in 94 or so.

>>712389721
I made a shitty thing the other day

>>712407883
Yes yes, then we fight you beat me, thus proving that your will and means are superior, inadvertently demonstrating my point.
Curious how little media demonstrates the diametrically opposed belief, where Justice is not contingent on power, and is instead an independent variable that doesn't need to assert itself through overpowering a foe.

>>712408265
You literally just tried to run over 17 schoolchildren, you fucking lunatic!

>>712388813
Based fascism supporter

>>712390739
>Satanic panic guy is a catholic
Everyone knows that the satanic panic is a puritan thing which is a protestant denomination.

>>712392726
need one for /vm/

>>712373263 (OP)
>call it a L0L thread
>its actually a jej thread

>>712392243
They should have sex

>>712393868
Mario is a patriot for trying to aid the president in his time of need

>>712396009
I’m sorry if you didn’t have a parental figure growing up but sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up and figure out something on your own instead of asking questions. just touch the dog and figure it out

>>712373440
kill yourself katie

>>712377470
there’s a shemale jav porntranny that just dropped a banger where they look like the girl in this

>>712408969
damn you sure showed her

>>712408969
not every comic here is posted by it's author dumbass

>>712404703
have you ever seen literally ANY BABY?

>>712405957
>>712408908
how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

>>712409297
I tell you what a wouldn’t feel: sorry for myself. stop being a fucking child and do something on your own

>>712391097
damn brat...

>>712405065
it's making fun of the character you hate

>>712409470
But at the cost of having to look at them

>>712398659
Go back to your hugbox tranny

>>712409668
go shower, stinky.

>>712409369
what kind of lame insult is this? did you just blew in from reddit or what? i'm sorry you believe the particular programming you received is a law of nature but calling someone a child is literally what children do to insult each other

>noooo i'm not a BABY anymore! you are a BABY!
that's literally the first kind of insult children learn
also literal projection. i promise you i have no problem doing things on my own but i also realize how immensely blessed i've been with opportunities, good teachers and an immense amount of luck. and by talking to other people i realized how differently lives can play out and that common sense is not very common at all

>>712409668
>smelly AND stupid
that sucks

>>712373263 (OP)

>>712393084
AUuUUHGGHH! THE DONUTTTT!

>>712394051
>It's because Anita got harassed more than Jack.
Absolutely not. Anita got taken more seriously because Anita is far more useful to the ruling class than Jack.

>>712409668
Go to school. The obvious joke about a character claiming to be non binary insisting on her life boiling down to a binary choice was unbelievably obvious. But you saw non binary and had a kneejerk reaction because you can't fucking read

>>712394469
I remember this .jpg
This artist made so much cool stuff before she converted

>>712409941
The irony.

>>712398183
moar

>>712377556
>>712377834
>>712377941

>>712377556
>>712398881
The idea actually just came about because people noticed that Tim Buckley's Ctrl+Alt+Del (yes, the loss webcomic) had a continual issue where he would massively write way too many rules, and an anon noticed that you could get the SAME effect from the comic if you kept the first panel, cut panels 2 and 3, then kept panel 4 but removed all of the words. Shortening the comic was never really about trying to improve it, it was actually supposed to be a dunk on the fact that Buckley's comics consistently still worked when you did that to them, which showed he was bad at writing.

Unfortunately, as with everything, turbo-autists took the B^U rule literally and shit up comic threads for over a decade.

t. 2007 fag.

>>712376550
I guess he's in on it.

>>712377556

>>712387748
I hate my compatriots so much it's unreal.

>>712396196
later.....LATER???!!

>>712410198
too late >>712379986

>>712410719
Worth every panel.

>>712410898
well I made both so

>>712379186
Why didn't he give Yves hair too?

>>712409117
>>712409209
kill yourself katie

>>712397134
I prefer it when they make normal fantasy stories without the unnecessary reincarnation plot point

>>712387748
Why is that furry blonde? Finns aren't white.

>>712377556
And he's still right, the comic ended in 6 panels for him.

>>712411062

>>712373263 (OP)
idgi

>>712381015
I NEED MY SWITCH!

>>712396160
when the punchline is a character screaming and looking silly they are the joke, that's been a thing for atleast 20 years on this site and beyond

>>712379968
Peach looks a bit smug, rather than trying to play innocent. Still better than the original

>>712409297
>have you ever seen literally ANY BABY?
no one ever said that babies have common sense

>>712379460
Is it meant to be the three consoles?

>>712388871
fuckin giraffes

>>712408364
And? They shouldn't have skipped gym class.

>>712409297
Having breakfast is a sign of weakness.

>>712411517
scat fetishists

>>712411664
cute bun. would sexually harass.

>>712388813
>fags troons and shit getting their privileges yoinked
>suddenly screaming about muh fascismerino even tho muttmerica was always the opposite of a democracy with bullshit elections staged by AIPAC kikes, shadow agencies staging falseflags, bullying foreign powers into kneeling for muttmerica hegemony, poisoning its people and giving workers worse benefits than all the other first world countries
>but they need comically orange zion don and staged event and twitter mouthpieces to tell them to be mad now. And it's not even gonna be about what matters. Just niggers and gay sex as per usual with the modern left.

>>712377470
Should have posted this one instead

>>712386512
Spanakopita!

>>712411876
It's actually about the spics being flung across the Rio Grande like they should've been years ago (I think, they could be ass mad about anything Cheeto Mussolini has pulled in the last couple months).

>>712401373
anons expected it to be a woke comic and get befuddled when it's the opposite

>>712376183
Gardevoir is a female with a beautiful hot pussy

>>712389261
Boo

>>712381569
what about a hagfish

>>712393705
we need a part 2 to this comic where they're just being stomped by police horses

>>712411181
like german eugenics already proofed, yes theyre mongols, probably mixed breed mongols since blonde hair

>>712385630
>properly branded rugby ball
uhh, source?

>>712389810
hands off my prey

>>712404118
It was an april fools thing, not canon.

>>712408828
what is she from? where can I get tomboy shapeshifting gf

>>712399824
God I want to fuck either of them but I can't find anything else about this comic

>>712380546
lmao

>>712377556
>>712377834

>>712391712
This is why villains who just do it for shits and giggles are better.

>>712394049
Literally me

>>712373263 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>712394826
Task failed successfully

>>712408265
>thus proving that your will and means are superior
I'll bring this up because other poster was a Riderbro, but this is why Gaim was so damn sick
>might makes right, I'll take over the world
>then I'll fight you and bring justice to the world
>then that proves might makes right
>and I'll shoulder it all and fight regardless, to bring about a world where right can exist without might

>>712413430
pretty sure that's the couple from lemonfont's shapeshifter

>>712388569
Funny

>>712398279
Anon, its just not clever.
It wants the thrill of the twist without putting in the work.

>>712397558
>NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M 100% NIGGA

>>712396009
In my language it's called "healthy human mind", and it implies that you need to have a healthy mind in order to, like, not jump into fire or eat broken glass.

>>712396160
>Of course you directionbrains can only understand sportsteam -level tribalism.
What an ironic post of yours. Seriously, kill yourself, even the darkest gorilla jogger is clearly more intelligent than you.

>>712381015
i unironically blame this comic for giving me a momcest fetish when i first saw it close to 14 years ago.

>>712408249
nice. techbases are the shit

>>712388743
>Forgotten Realms
>weeb
Are you actually retarded

>>712398183

>>712408249
based

>>712378451
Admittedly better

>>712376074
>*POOF*
hey alright keep it down

>>712394826
Impressive.
Very nice.

>>712380546
the /vp/ conundrum

>>712387818
>womens romance
>scary monsters

>mens romance
>sexy monster
Is how it should be

>>712394049
Literally me, but I suspect they all already know just like women have a virgin detector.

>>712373440
I get the joke she's going for, but /v/ is right again; too many words. It's too obtuse, too much of a reach in logic now. Doesn't flow well. Some people probably won't even get it.

>>712381816
You thinking you trained hard enough you could jump at someone, turn into a shark and take a bite outta them then turn back before you land?

>>712376183
This is Transphobic and kills people!

>>712373263 (OP)
>Haha what if the good guys were actually evil?
I am so sick of this shit.

>>712412664
hellonearthiii

>>712418307
>just like women have a virgin detector.
they don't, you're probably just weird

>>712419041
>ywn have a Skyla gf

>>712381569
Greenland sharks have estimated lifespans of 250-500 years. Imagine being greenland shark. You could've joined Cortes in colonizing Americas. You could've stopped/aided Martin Luther. You could've fought Suleiman the Magnificient. You could've witnessed tha age of exploration, the Holy Roman Empire and its fall, Renaissance, literally all of the cool shit. Being greenland shark would be fucking sick.

>>712400087
elaborate how super sentai solved this

>>712377470

>>712380546
what a dumb bitch. if he was one of those guys he wouldnt had bothered with her in the first place.

>>712399824
Jesus Christ it’s “sting cheese” because of the thumbtack, it stings her. How did I never put this together until now?

Trapshit ruins everything

>>712404030
>as much as whites do.
I have seen your conventions, american.

>>712388158
kek

>>712411181
nobody tell him

>>712419972
i never even noticed it was 'sting', i just read it wrong for the last 10+ years

>>712405065

>>712388743
very high estrogen levels

>>712410181
Heh.

>>712373569
thanks reddit narrator, that was the joke

>>712391070
>>Jack Thompson and the satanic panic crowd were laughed out of the room
teachers were wasting time from their scheddule to lecture us on the evils of videogames
he was taken seriously for YEARS

>>712392726
>/vp/
>no nonstop genwarring

>>712398885
I've already seen it on all of those threads where you showed me the FAS-afflcted bleachgoblin that is fucking her whenever she's home not working for NASA.

>>712392842
WII GAME

>>712421356
What about OTHER game

>>712419778
>>712415882
Post Skub

>>712396921
One is willingly giving money to the kikes and the other doesn't only because she doesn't know how to do it. So which one?

>>712421757
SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD

>>712388169
RIP