What was his major malfunction

>>713030834 (OP)
small penyus

>>713030834 (OP)
Critical lack of dino pussy. He needs an infusion STAT

>>713030834 (OP)
bro really thought he take part ina satanic ritual and not face the consequences
the doe WILL be RAPED

>>713030834 (OP)
There's already a thread up.

he was in deltarune

That as a human he'll always be an outsider

>>713031074
not for long

>>713031947
Oh yeah, keep sniping deltarune threads but leave the diddling kong threads up to grow like weeds. 'Ate the fucking jannies.

I had a dream earlier on how chapter 5 ends. I forgot most of it but here is what i remember
>File size for the chapter is really, really fucking big
>Kris now exclusively wears orange shirts
>Kira somehow makes Ralsei real and into his younger brother
>The ending scene is fully cgi animated, all i remember from it was Susie and Kris playing video games with Toriel and Asgore is the background, and Kirs, Ralsei and Susie climbing up a hill
>Noelle is not mentioned because she tried to stab Susie earlier in the chapter
After this my dream transitioned into me getting a train accident with people i knew from high school, except after i died it showed the heart breaking sprite from Undertale. So maybe chapter 6 is about Kris dying in a train accident

>>713032087
jannies are based for banning the deltarune threads

>>713032728
are they also based for making you feel valid?

>>713033010
i'm sure that seemed like a better one in your head

>>713032087
Delta Troon is for redditors

>>713033149
the target audience understood it, and the audience loved it; I win.

>>713032087
Loli Pauline is based.

>>713030834 (OP)
His brother didn't fuck him.

>>713030874
It is NOT small.

>>713033367
Did*
Idk how I fucked that up

https://files.catbox.moe/c5sv1y.zip

the heart in deltarune is like the weak lil bitch made version of the heart of lorkhan

>>713033430
Nah. If Asriel had dealt with Kris' very obvious brocon tendencies, he would've become a far more well-adjusted person instead of mister I wanna be treated like a doggy.

>>713030874
It's actually very big, but still cute.

I used to be gay for Ralsei as a joke but I don't think it's a joke anymore

>>713030834 (OP)
No gf, many such cases

>>713033437
>land a coin on its edge
Glad to see I wasn't the only one to think of Snowgrave/Neutral as 2 sides of the same coin

>>713030834 (OP)
TEXAS

most underrated track in your opinion?
for me it's girl next door. very nostalgic and wistful. sweet sounding. fun to play. makes me wish i had the talent to "embody" a character in sound like that

>>713030834 (OP)
He isn't following the prophecy and actively opposes higher powers.

>>713033926
is that the one feminine ass adult clover one guy made?

>>713034137
Considering it's about fucking Asriel, I would assume that's Chara
and the flower is meant to evoke the flowerbed she was buried in

>>713033926
who is the girl

>>713034231
Clover from UT yellow

>>713030834 (OP)
too much final fantasy

>>713034215
god damnit, it is clover.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/709491379/#709509165
>implying the justice kid would be a fag with a goat
never! never!!! not my justice kid. he loves foxes

>>713034381
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

>>713033905
I feel like Chaos King doesn't get appreciated as much as Queen's themes and the other boss music, it's my favorite version of the "Lancer"/"Chapter 1" motif
"Faint Courage" (the Game Over music) definitely doesn't get enough love, since most people don't even hear it and definitely don't sit there and listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQQDXcIaioA

Kris let's go kill Sans.

>>713030834 (OP)
only human in monster segregated town + autism + missing/ dead cool big sister next door + trauma from said neighbour going missing/ dying + parents divorced so bad the tv got traumatized + older brother left for college + deal with the maybe evil hag next door + possession by an alien entity
honestly it's easier to ask what isn't his malfunction

>>713033905
>talent

Between the bloodstain and the dedicated cuckcage in Kris's room, it feels like this isn't the first time they've yanked a soul out of their body. If that's the case, when did they learn to do this and why did they do this before? Is this something all humans in Deltarune can do?

>>713034381
Clover is for Chara only

>>713033397
Humans and animals is an EXCELLENT combo.

>>713035119
red and yellow is also fag shit because it hinges on narrachara.

whoops, forgot to add something

>>713034930
grow up and fuck a monster you big ol pussy

>>713030834 (OP)
Needed a good dicking

>>713030834 (OP)
She is a teenage girl and she is going through many hardships.

>>713035258
That's the idea

>>713030834 (OP)
being a nortubel fan

>>713035380
FUCK OFF.

>>713035079
Kris is a "cage with human soul and parts." They're a soulless vessel, and has had other human souls inside of them besides (You).

>>713030834 (OP)
No freedom

why does kris say these things

What was HIS major malfunction?

Toby Fox is a fucking freak
>The description for Gerson's act in battle being "I'm Old!" Is likely a reference to the Starman Senior boss in Toby's first EarthBound fangame, Arn's Winter Quest, whose sprite has a speech bubble with the words "I'm Old!" Next to it. The same speech bubble was featured in the sprites of the fangame's Last Battle enemies (Who were a combination of various enemies from the game) and the Amalgamate enemies who had a similar role in the Halloween Hack.
He put amalgamates into FOUR games
>arn's winter quest
>halloween hack
>undertale
>deltarune (FRIEND is an amalgamate)
Does he have a fetish?

>TANKED an off-guard attack from The Knight (Nobody's ever been shown to survive an off-guard attack, period)
Why is Tenna so fucking STRONG, bros?

i need your stupidest chapter 3 and 4 genocides meme images

>>713035196
Nigga he's talking about the kitchen

>>713035196
>Undertale was autistic baby Kris's make-believe

>>713033926
>FemClover instead of Chara.

>>713035539
you get your best ideas when you're a teenager and young adult. it's when you're most passionate. you just lack the skills necessary to turn them into something good at that age so you have to wait to use them

>>713030953
THIS
Susie can fix him

>>713035486
he likes a lil chucklin

>>713030834 (OP)
Kris acts like the victim but he keeps the soul prisoner either inside himself or in the birdcage
(YOU) are forced to control Kris or not play the game (which would keep the world of Deltarune frozen in time)

>>713035583
>he thinks the order of the kitchen appliances is a coincidence

>>713032596
>>713032596
Holy shit, Kris himself is posting in this thread

>everyone things kris and susie are fucking when they are too much of pair of dork to even acknowledge the mutual attraction
it's the little things
didn't expect toby to be so good at writing teenagers

>>713035539
>Come up with something that works
>Keep doing it and keep doing it better
It's that easy

>>713035486
This is what Toby always wanted to say to his minister

>>713032596
Absolute cinema

You people take these games too seriously. You act like they're real life

>>713030834 (OP)
*her

>>713035523
He craved exp

>>713035539
He's always been trying to make Deltarune, but never had the skills to make the ambition real.

>>713035841

>>713035901
They are. Treat your TV better, turn it on right now.

After the events of 3 and 4, I'm looking back and realizing that we REALLY jumped to conclusions on Gaster being the one making the schizo bosses and leaving Shadow Crystals.

Like, from everything we've seen of him in actual canon, that really doesn't seem to be his deal at all. It's far too hands on for a guy that seems to be unable to maintain a solid form in the world.
It makes way more sense now to consider it being the Knight's doing, just like all the other shenanigans in the Dark Worlds. The Knight seems to HAVE to follow the prophecy, so the Shadow Crystal stuff could be it's own ulterior motive, a challenge to try and get us to rise beyond the story by getting these dangerous super bosses for us to fight. It even gets us the Shadow Mantle so we can get a good fight against it directly and nab one from it in the clash.

>>713035196
>>713035812
So the microwave is the CORE?

>>713035901
Does are real. Noelle is real to me

post AUs that will kill regular Fans

>>713036050

>>713036039

>>713034274
>Clover from UT yellow
Wasn't that the kid you play as with a cowboy hat? Or am I misremembering something?

>>713035079
>Flashback at some point, perhaps as a Chapter 0
>Certain parts are playable
>At some point we do something Kris doesn't want us to do, probably when he's asleep
>He starts ripping us out and locking us up at night as a precaution

>>713033437
who's that on the left

>>713036039
Not for much longer

>>713035984
>this sprite may not even be him
How are people still holding on to this cope? Yeah man, the guy who only appears with a fun value of 66 (a number heavily associated with Gaster) and has even been labeled Gaster in official merch (before being conveniently removed) is DEFINITELY NOT GASTER. Get real.

>>713035523
>>713035945
He just wanted to have fun luv.

Reminder that Noelle clearly wanted it based on all the clues and her true nature.

>>713036161
according to the authors his gender is up to player's interpretation

>>713036225
>"STAY BACK, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>*PLAP PLAP* STOP NOELLE I'M SORRY AL-*PLAP PLAP*

>>713035196
What about New Home?

>>713036161
a knight without armor in a savage land

>>713036265
Is that female Clover sprite actually from the game or is it fake?

>>713036229
don't forget the titan has his face

>>713035583
>purple cliffs are Toriel's titties

>>713035539
>a turtle saying TWO FUCKING WORDS was enough to get this nigga MINDbroken

Alright so is chara asriel's college girlfriend or what?

>>713035467
>oh no I have put someone else's soul inside myself and now I am possessed
>what could I have possibly done to prevent this

>>713036242
>Kris says one sentence to her in his true self
>instantly wants his cock
Kris is such a pussy

>>713030834 (OP)
https://x.com/turboemmy/status/1935431664412541153

>>713030834 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xflkF-sqNaM
bros.... i want the real HER back

>>713033153
>>713032728
>10 botted E33 threads at a time is okay
>daily "gaming" drama threads (read: youtuber drama thread) is okay
>Permanent Dall-E pseudo general is okay, oh but i'm gonna spend a few days nuking the draw thread because..... uh i just am okay?!
>Tendie Snoy wars. Enough said.
>MONKEY KONG IS WOKEY KONG
>MONKEY KONG IS BASED BECAUSE SWEATY LOLI PAULINE FEET
>3 deltarune stealth threads (that I caused by deleting the first thread because "this shit gay fuck you niggers") is NOT OKAY.
You're both secondaries, old fags loved undertale and pretended they never did when trannies started to play it. Guess what faggot trannies and niggers breath the same air you do, better choke yourself to death before you get accused of being a homo for sucking back gallons of troon air like the big lipped nigger you are.

>>713035984
The clues were there, at least for Spamton.
>Spamton was getting help from a mysterious benefactor over the phone
>The Addisons said that Spamton's phone had "garbage noise"
>using the Cell Phone in the Dark World gives you "garbage noise"
>same noise that plays in Entry 17
The fatal flaw was that most fans associated the noise with Gaster, and not just Dark Worlds in general.

>>713035901
Releasing the game in chapters was genius. People spend more time theory crafting than playing the game.

>>713036423
straight asriel would never happen

>>713036265
As in canonically or is it the usual cope?

>>713035984
It's all, ultimately, Gaster. Literally all of it, they're the one who set up the dominos but you're right in that they're hands-off. They set up a "true path" with only one ending (the prophecy), they introduced some agents of chaos (FRIEND, the Freedom guys and the Shadow Crystals) and then put you into his testing environment and is taking notes on what you do and how hard you try to break the system.

>>713036428
Who said he had freedom before the sovl? Between being stuck in a small town and being a child of Toriel, it's unlikely Kris has much leeway to do anything. Maybe the whole "summon an eldritch reality warping monster to live in your body" thing was an act of desperation.

>>713036438
> years of trying to get on Kris' dick
> never got anywhere
> turns "lesbian" out of desperation
> immediately would have dropped the act if Kris said the word
What did they mean by this?

>>713036438
noelle is just a slut

>noellefags want to fuck this

>>713035523
he has none
minikris' only desire is to kill, everything else is just getting in the way

I loved this release, and I'm glad it focused so much on character development for the main trio. I think it was the right creative decision not to have a "schizo" boss that took up all the air in a chapter.
That said, there is a hole in my heart where the community-anticipated schizo bosses were going to be.
I hope chapter 5 is psychotic to make up for it.

>ralsei's revive for this fight is an angel

what are you hiding from us now you damn goat

>>713036236
Why did this fucker speak like an old Northern England woman?

>>713036786
>same type of summon as spamton
what does it mean?

>>713036708
Yeah
>>713036802
Everyone says luv in that dialect, but I thought it was a girl for a second too

>>713036786
Genuinly havent seen this because the Titan is kind of a jober after Gerson and especially the Knight

https://gamejolt.com/games/nxrune/629072

>>713036786
Wasn't that an unused sprite from Chapter 2?

>>713036708
Still fuckable. At least she doesn't look like the more "accurate" art where she's depicted with a tall face and goofy looking.

>>713036786
maybe its just a darkner thing, spam man can do it too

>>713036236
>>713036802
>>713036884
Wait that's a dude?

>>713036708
wrong, i want to fatten it

>>713036786
reference to angel whisper from FF?

>>713030834 (OP)
No more stinky goat sibling to literally carry him through life.
Also his best friend died tragically or whatever.

>>713036786
>>713036856
It's just an FF reference don't think about it too much.

>>713036631
>What did they mean by this?
Susie represents lust
Kris represents true love

>>713035539
>>713035847
Arn's Winter Quest has a great callout where if you use save states to grind you will trigger the Ness's dad phone call that wouldn't trigger normally and it's Toby asking you if you cheated. He did that at, what, 15 years old?

>>713037003
You know that Asriel stinks REALLY good however. The whole town knows in fact

>>713031947
there's six deltarune threads up at the moment, i think the janny went to sleep

>>713035984
Personally when I attributed Jevil and Spamton going crazy to "Gaster" I didn't think Mysteryman literally swooped in and told them "YOU'RE IN A VIDEO GAME LOL," just that what we we're told about what happened has very clear "Gaster" marks on it. It doesn't mean that he personally intervened to make it happen, just that we're meant to connect it back to him.
>Jevil met a "strange someone" and turned Seam's view of the world "darker, yet darker"
>Spamton's phone call sounds like "nothing but garbage noise," aka "mus_smile" which plays in ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Jevil went crazy and was locked away long before The Knight showed up, Seam's account makes that clear and identifies the "strange someone" as someone different than the "strange KNIGHT."
Spamton likewise had his fall from grace before the events of the story, and as far as we're told The Knight never actually entered the Cyber World. Moreover, Spamton wasn't given his Shadow Crystal, he found it in the NEO body, and dialogue from Seam and Swatch seems to explain that it naturally formed there rather than being placed for him to find.
I like the idea that The Knight is testing The Fun Gang's strength, I think that's the best explanation for why they give us a "fair fight" in Chapter 3 and why they summon the Titan in Chapter 4, but I don't think we have the evidence to say they're behind the Shadow Crystals.

>>713036428
>>713035467
Probably the biggest fucking slowpoke of all right now, but I had a discussion with someone and it made more sense to me
>Chapters lay it on thick about "your choices don't matter"
>Bosses thematically about freedom and control (Jevil is in a cage, but everyone outside is imprisoned. Spamton breaks his strings, but with nobody controlling him, breaking free ends his story)
>Prophecy about something that is already written and has likely happened over and over again
>The only thing possibly different is whatever happened to Kris, that resulted in sharing a SOUL that he can't fully control
>Game tries its best to avoid using DETERMINATION, likely because at this point in the story we have no path other than the one ending that Toby promised
>The one theme that occurs throughout the game so far, with how fate is set through the prophecy and how you attempt to change it, is DETERMINISM
anyway, I wanna nut on this outlet

>>713036947
Wait, you thought Ramb was a girl?

Arg I can't wait any long, I need to know who the Knight is.

>>713036612
If you have the freedom to summon souls, create alternate dimensions and run around at night with your friends mom
then you are pretty damn free

This is what I think happened
>toby fox is a huge fan of yume nikki
>his fever dream included uboa because of this
>he wants to turn it into a game but obviously can't include uboa
>toby starts making undertale 2 years later
>early undertale has grandpa semi, who gets scrapped later
>toby fox gets inspired by his removal and brings semi back to be used in deltarune as uboa substitute
>grandpa semi is an unserious name, changed to gaster (ghast + aster)

>>713030834 (OP)
autistic fuck summoned us (the player) into his soul by playing around with forces beyond his comprehension
Probably by going into the shelter.
Now he is unwilling to live with the consequences and is being a bitch about it.
> what's his problem
autism
not enough beatings

>>713037181
December After Not Singing

>>713035901
I wish humans were real and not fiction...

>>713036229
Because this thing literally talks with wingdings

>>713037089
Of course he does.

>>713030834 (OP)
autism

>>713035901
DEER GIRLS OWE ME SEX

replaying chapter 4 is making me feel things

>>713036236
>brit
>not a UK plug adapter
Unbelievably missed opportunity

>>713033739
Most of those images is Ralsei hugging and kissing women, proving he's straight.

>>713037146
Yes. Explain.
> Name is Ramb
> he is referred to as he by other characters
Guess I was just too retarded to get the name association

>>713037346
I don't trust Ralsei, I might need to force Kris to kill him.

...autosage?

>>713036315
Imagine raping her in game but she rapes you in real life, how awful haha

>>713036423
Yes.

>>713037294
Why was that thing on a stable of all places?

>>713036947
Yes luv
>>713036786
Likely an FF reference for Raise/Revive/Angel Whisper/Life, but it's eerily similar to Spamton's
https://youtu.be/wvgCeWy1KiY?si=l62_puZ25TZgyq-o&t=516

>>713037346
That's just diarrhea, anon

>>713030834 (OP)
He caused Dess' death with one of his pranks. Hence why they are working with the Knight, why he was sent to art rehab, why Toriel allows him to be weird, etc

>>713037448
No one will shed a tear for us.

>>713037453
Anon don't say it, it might happen for real, that's scary as fuck.

>>713036423
No, that'd be Kris.

>>713037448
Fucking hell, again?

>>713037119
>and told them "YOU'RE IN A VIDEO GAME LOL,"
This theory was always very boring. When darkners are created they remember their past as objects but believe that they were always alive in a way (outside of Ralsei who is schizopilled), what probably happened is that Gaster told Jevil that he was never actually alive and is one of ten billion joker cards

Noelle is looking quite cervine

New thread is up.

>>713037595
My little vessel can't be this cute!

>>713037248
Why do gay people fantasize about ruining marriages, raping single men and ruining families?

>>713037294
That's Eggman who is DR Gaster who was Kris's therapist who was Redacted by UT Gaster for being "an issue" according to PS achievements

>>713037750
because it's okay if they do it

>>713036039
>>713036225
>>713036315
>>713037542
> Fully mindbreak Noelle
> her power is unleashed and she turns into a hyperdominant lusty rapepriestess

Think anyone from out of town will show up for the festival? Be neat if some random human was there.

>>713036229
>>713037294
room 272 leads to the sound test which EXPLICITLY says this is gaster's theme which only plays in the gaster room
we don't know who this is >>713037294 exactly, definitely related to gaster, but probably not gaster himself
https://youtu.be/fbMIbLmCoPI?t=68

>>713037487
It was originally meant to be Grandpa Semi's spot.

>>713037750
>ruining marriages
Pretty sure Asgore's marriage was ruined a long time ago

>>713037859
I'm scared of deer girls now.

>>713030834 (OP)
Hey the guy who hates deltarune is finely gone yay! Now we can post!

>>713037969
autosage lol

>>713037248
ecker looking ass

>>713038001

>>713032087
same

>>713037230
>autistic fuck summoned us (the player) into his soul by playing around with forces beyond his comprehension
>Kris did a demon summoning ritual with Catti
>first words of Raise Up Your Bat are "When the Demon Heart is crying"
I'm pretty sure you're right about how Kris wound up actually summoning something, especially since Gaster probably interfered, but I'm pretty sure it was just the Soul we're controlling - the demon heart - and not specifically us. Not yet. We only came in on day 1 because Gaster set up a Discord call with us and Susie didn't notice any difference in Kris's behavior. The real question is, who the fuck does the Soul Kris summoned belong to?

>>713038035
Proceed.

>>713037595
IT SEEMS WE HAVE REACHED... AN ENDING

TRY AGAIN?

I wonder if he's crying about us on the sekrit janny board

>>713036708
Damn, she's even hotter now!

>>713038058
...does that mean we are the demon that comes when you call its name?

>>713038145
What’s her endgame?

>>713037248
>>713038032
kek, he really does look like asgore

>>713038203
having kris continue her bloodline

>>713038203
Human cock.

>>713038145
Give her eyebags

>>713038208
sauce pls

>>713038208
cool

>>713037346
Those are perfectly normal feelings

>autosage

>auto sage
>porn posting

>delete/autosage actual threads
>run 24/7 AI generals across several boards
every day I only feel validated that AI is a gigantic grift that will have the bubble burst soon

>>713038193
Nah, we're the Angel. The demon is the soul, the heart itself, who has to be someone who knows what happened in Undertale, can turn their soul yellow, and are really really good at flirting.
>the tree man's valentines mentioned that they wanted to help someone, but they can't remember their name

I really hope the Knight is Dess' fucked up half-dead zombified corpse and not Carol or Rudy. It'd just be cooler. If it was Carol though it'd still be funny that she hides like a bitch in a closet at the end of chapter 4 because she knows Susie would thrash her ass

>>713038384
It's only okay to run a "general" for something if it's Nintendo or paid advertising
>Note: "general" means "any thread about a subject at all"

>>713038448
I'm guessing it's Dess inside our Vessel.

>>713038401
roger that

>>713036786
Wtf that's the same thing Spamton does!

>>713038341
The Passion of Ralsei

https://poal.me/4tofi

>>713038058
Yeah I was half joking. But I agree.
Not sure about the Gaster and Catti thing, but it would make sense if the soul is not directly us but somehow we got control of it.
But given how much it hurts him to remove it and how he is not able to function properly without it couldn't just have been injected into him, but rather some kind of posession/fusion.


Btw I wish I could romance Catti

>>713038579
It's Dess being puppeted by FRIEND

30 NIGGER KONG THREADS BTW

>>713037119
>>713037659
I think it's clear Gaster schizopilled them on the prophecy, based on Jevil telling King future events.

>>713038598
>Not sure about the Gaster and Catti thing, but it would make sense if the soul is not directly us but somehow we got control of it.
My theory is that we're Frisk again, and Gaster simply re-opened a connection to us rather than opening a new one.

>>713038642
cultural phenomenon

>>713038642
it's sad that jannies are afraid of lolicucks of all things

>>713038642
I like DK and I like Deltarune, both deserve a spot in /v/'s hallowed halls.

>>713037136
Ero outlet

>>713038579
>zero votes for Carol
Damn.

>>713038729
Theyre not afraid, they just dont care because nintendo

>>713038527
>>713038615
Dangerously Based.

>>713038579
It's some kind of darkness eldritch horror induced fusion between Asriel and Dess.
> he went to "college"
> he is coming home soon™

>>713038753
yeah but theres a clear bias, its not even pretending to hide anymore

god the nsfw autoreport filter sucks

>>713038796
didn't toriel say he was coming home next week in chapter 1?

>>713038786
Carol just doesn't really make sense unless you assume she can teleport in the Light World
The katana is basically the only thing she's got going for potential Knight status

>>713038208
MOOOOOODS

>>713038897
>* I hope it stays this way when ASRIEL visits next week.

>>713038897
> he comes home next week
> next week never comes

>>713038516
Close but I think it's Dess being used as a vessel by Kris' original soul. Remember in that one prophecy the girl has a soul in her?

>>713038880
>nsfw autoreport filter
that's a thing?

>Asriel followed the pointed tail somewhere while he was at college
>Got dragged into FRIEND's fucky Dess knight amalgamate abomination without anyone in Hometown knowing

>>713038916
I still believe Hometown has a bunch of underground tunnels

>>713038642
…like the dog toy?

>>713038527
>>713038615
Blue nips please

Rudy believers, please explain your reasoning

>>713038579
Logically? Carol. Because it'd be metal as fuck? If it were Rudy I'd actually be disappointed because, while his sickness is a good red herring, I don't give a fuck for any of the gays in deltarune

>>713039034
definitely, idk if it's scan based or md5 based but it's annoying
>>713039118
brown nips are better