Thread 713141529

>open world
>collectables, coins, shrine challenges
>costumes
>photo mode
>can have a "home"
>rocksledding
>gliding
Remember when Mario, Zelda and Donkey Kong were different?
Why is Nintendo so insistent on making all these different properties into the exact same game?

It's called Consolidation.

>>713141529 (OP)
mario and donkey kong are both 2d linear platformer series that transitioned into 3d large, open-ended collectathons. seem pretty similar to me

Sing a dirge and shed a tear for Nintendo because it is over 1985-2025 pretty good run.

>>713141529 (OP)
>Open world
Each layer is is own world, it works like the old 64 games lole mario 64 and DK64.

>>713141529 (OP)
Their whole audience is the Minecraft audience now

>>713141529 (OP)
you are trying so hard to be edgy, you would have pretended to hate donkey kong 64 if it came out today

>>713141804
are you fucking retarded dude

>>713141774
And it's also a pedophile game now, sad!

other than open world and rocksledding, mario and zelda have had all those traits since gamecube. this is not new.

Wait till you find out about DK64.

>Remember whe
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>W-why is Nintend-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>e-exact sam-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>713141529 (OP)
>everyone loves DK64
>game is open world and has collectables
>nintendo never makes another 3D DK game
>WE WANT A 3D DK GAME
>nintendo finally makes a 3D DK game
>UGH ALL GAMES ARE THE SAME

>>713141924
no sir I am not

>>713141529 (OP)
Still buying it

>>713141529 (OP)
Mario and Zelda are about terrain destruction now?

Tendies will unironicly defend this
Good puzzles like "find a pipe"

>>713141953
>Sees a young girl
>Instantly thinks about sex with children
>Calls others pedophiles.

my kids are all hyped for this game
it’s funny seeing manchildren seethe about it

>>713141529 (OP)
It's goty. Yes even over Shill 33.

The game hasn't even leaked yet. How can you people know whether it's going to be good or bad with such certainty?

>>713141529 (OP)
To me it just looks like a copy of Mario Odyssey

>>713142184
Mario Odyssey was a mistake.

>>713141529 (OP)
What's up with the subsurface scattering abuse with Nintendo lately? It doesn't even look good.

>>713142069
>everyone loves DK64
who the fuck are you talking about?

>>713141529 (OP)
>Why is Nintendo so insistent on making all these different properties so much fun?

>>713141529 (OP)
nintendo turned zelda into assassins creed, now nintendo is turning every game into the same thing, like ubisoft games

>>713144819
me, I love DK64 and I assume he does too

The success of Switch 2 has broken /v/

>>713144819
Me
Good game

>>713146694
Collectathons are not fun.

>>713142069
>everyone loves dk64

>>713144819
I love it too bitch tits

>>713142184
>oh banana
Unironically forced soul

>>713144819
we're pretending it's good now to win the argument

>>713141953
funny how there's nothing in the game that suggests this and this opinion is entirely in the opinion of the people who saw the direct and reached that conclusion themselves. like you just did. why does seeing a non-sexualized little girl make you think about them naked?

>>713141529 (OP)
>collectables, coins, shrine challenges
>insistent on making the exact same game
I’m frustrated that I have to read such low effort, unintelligible posts in this fucking website.
The first line of your retardation described a fucking basic platformer. The rest of the things you’re complaining about are just fluff.

>>713144819
It's fantastic.
Only Beaver Bother brings it to a 9/10.

>>713141529 (OP)
Also putting the entire focus on DK even though the magnum opus of the franchise does not even feature him as a playable character. They are just trying to create another soulless mascot for toddlers.

>>713146969
>pretending

>>713141774
ON WHAT FUCKING PLANET WOULD THAT EVER BE THE COOLEST THING EVER YOU DELUSIONAL FUCKING FAGGOT
HOW IN GOD'S HOLY NAME COULD YOU EVER FIND A RETARDED APE WITH A LITTLE GIRL ON HIS BACK IN THE SAME FUCKING UNIVERSE AS THE CONCEPT OF COOLNESS
I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU

>>713141529 (OP)
>Why is Nintendo so insistent on making all these different properties into the exact same game?
As with everything, Nintendo is late.
Same way they turned Zelda into open world Ubisoft garbage, but it happened years after it had become a cliché on every other platform, but it was novel for nintendofags that never play anything outside of Nintendo so it was praised to high hell.

>>713146865
They are the only fun thing.

>>713147234
>HOW IN GOD'S HOLY NAME COULD YOU EVER FIND A RETARDED APE WITH A LITTLE GIRL ON HIS BACK IN THE SAME FUCKING UNIVERSE AS THE CONCEPT OF COOLNESS
i like bioshock 2

>ngtranny (nogamestranny aka actranny) is having a meltie
>again

Oh Yeah!
Pauline Time!

>>713142047
based

>>713141804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1ts4FP1WWM

i liked the music in the direct

>>713147304
Listen to me closely because you may be retarded.
There is a massive world of difference between a slack-jawed gorilla and a diving suit-clad abomination with a drill for an arm.

>>713142184
Holy fuck this looks like fucking slop. Why is Nintendo so dead set on using that ugly soulless artstyle and that flat UI

>>713147572
both are strong and inspirational father figures for their daughters that can fuck up their enemies beyond repair
all that matters.

>>713141529 (OP)
That's what zoomers want. They want the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over.

>>713146865
best god damn genre it is

>>713142184
I'm not seeing the supposed graphical improvements of the Switch 2 in this game. It looks way worse than Mario Odyssey.

>>713147141
Well, bitch ass nigga, his name is still in the title.

>>713141529 (OP)
>shrine challenges
you mean like in Mario 64, and Sunshine, and Galaxy, and 3D World, and Odyssey. imagine how influential BotW is for you to call them shrines.

>>713147642
it's literally peak soul, the likes of which only Nintendo themselves are in fact capable of

>>713147687
THE AESTHETICS ARE WHAT MAKE IT COOL YOU STUPID BASTARD
One game's saturday morning kiddie shit with a goofy gorilla in a colorful world and the other's an exploration into the pitfalls of idealism in a dark and twisted underwater city.

>>713142184
It's just a carbon copy of Mario Odyssey, including the complete lack of challenge or difficulty. Even the moon, er, banana collecting is gonna be rehashed, isn't it?

>>713142591
>DK is more expressive, but those expressions aren't in service of a story that warrants them
>DK can punch through any terrain, but most of the maps shown are wide open areas where walking would be more efficient
It's not difficult to glean that most of the game will be walking around with characters talking to fill the space; it's not an experience a lot a people would want, especially not DK fans.

>>713142301
>>713147079
Yeah there isn't a bunch of weirdos in every thread, the revisionism has begun

>>713148016
Yeah, that's exactly what I was worried about. It's gonna be the shallow freedom that BOTW and TOTK flaunted, where you can "make your own fun" but there's no point because the pool is rather shallow. The worst part is that it's gonna sell millions and people are gonna jerk it off solely because of the brand.

>>713147985
>One game's saturday morning kiddie shit with a goofy gorilla in a colorful world
you forgot the father daughter that can fuck up everything in their path part
>other's an exploration into the pitfalls of idealism in a dark and twisted underwater city
you forgot the father daughter that can fuck up everything in their path part
also
>as if saturday cartoons aren't fucking cool
guess we know where you are from

>>713148228
>you forgot the father daughter that can fuck up everything in their path part
Too bad there's zero reason for me to care about them. The same problem as Breath and Tears.

>>713147752
it can be played on the switch 1 with coop. its literally a switch 1 game branded as switch 2

>>713148016
speak for yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STosD5xGhUM

>>713147824
>only 4 of these levels

>>713148228
Are you autistic?
It doesn't matter that they're fucking up everything in their path if what they're fucking up looks like a children's cereal commercial.
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND AESTHETICS?

>>713148330
>soi chugging youtubers

>>713148291
I care about DK because I am DK(a fucking roided yet fun monkey) in this game. I care about Pauline because she relies on my strength and guidance, while being able to contribute to our goals by making me even more roided.

>>713148410
I don't care about them because the game doesn't give me a reason to. I despise all video game NPCs and want them dead.

>>713141774
Tendies can see the most fag-looking redesign ever and convince themselves it looks cool.

>>713142184
>exploring around the world and find a collectible
Why is this bad?

>>713148463
The game gives me a reason to care about them by being fun to play as and being useful to me.

>>713148410
ywnbdk

>>713148228
you miss the point. trashy tone and terrible voice acting really ruins a game.

>>713148541
>no challenge whatsoever
>empty open world
>no proper structure, just le making your own fun

I'm not seeing the fun.

>>713148380
>what they're fucking up looks like a children's cereal commercial.
They can't look like children's cereal commercial if I punch them into oblivion and non existence. I did the same in my friendly neighborhood, I will do the same here.

I think I've finally aged out of Nintendo games. New ones, at least. I feel nothing for them anymore.

>>713147202
Jesus he looks like such a faggot. Tendies will look at this and willingly pay $70 for it. Crazy.

Enough of the Donkey Kong slander.

>>713141529 (OP)
It's ok op you probably weren't alive for the last good 3d donkey kong game.

>>713148716
That's the only 3D Donkey Kong game though?

>>713148591
>>no challenge whatsoever
I am not that good at videogames, so there will be challenges for me. I am sorry.
>empty open world
If there is something to tear out of the ground and interact with, it is not empty.
>>no proper structure, just le making your own fun
You get bananas, bananas make progress, enough progress makes you go deeper.
>>713148546
I am.

loline is cute and I want to protect her

>>713141529 (OP)
>Odyssey
>Bananza
>open world
why are people so retarded, that's like saying Mario 64 and Sunshine are open world, they're large open ended levels that are completely separate from each other

>>713148602
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>713148730
Didn't they have some random platformers with the evil kongs they had in the konga shit

>>713141529 (OP)
It's not the same, you play as gorilla and you smash things.

>>713148763
Play My Friendly Neighborhood.

>>713148737
I'm just saying, all of these open worlds continue to pale in comparison to my favorite open world sandboxes.

>>713148762
The Anon you are referring to is a liar who disrespects Mario's daughter.

>>713148828
I probably don't like your open world sandboxes because they don't have a dash button with momentum so same.

>>713141529 (OP)
>open world
More like a hub, so like 64, thats 25 years old
>collectables, coins, shrine challenges
For the first 2: In a 3d platformer?!
3rd: its more like mario odyssey where you had side rooms
>costumes
Ok?
>photo mode
Ok?
>can have a "home"
What
>rocksledding
Well its about rocks
>gliding
Yeah that kind of became everywhere since botw
Really trying to get mad, its okay to be happy, op

>>713141529 (OP)
Neither bananza or odyssey are open world you flaming faggot. What, were dk64 and sm64 open world too? Kys you lying sack of shit.

>>713148872
>I probably don't like your open world sandboxes because they don't have a dash button with momentum
Actually it does.

>>713148641
Well the old ones weren't this cringe.
Except Mario sunshine cutscenes.. I thought they learned from that.. I guess not.

>>713148949
Is it like sunshine? Is it that kind of movement?

>>713148935
He hates Pauline Jr.
That's why is lashing out.

>>713149013
That and more.

>>713149063
What game is it?

>>713142184
pipe is life.

>>713148808
Okay? But that doesn't change the fact that your ape looks like a faggot and his world looks fucking gay in comparison to something far more aesthetically cool like Bioshock 2.

>>713148641
youll come around in 15 years.

>>713149178
>Aesthetically cool like bioshock 2
lol
lmao

>>713141953
>anons spent an entire day lusting over her, and will continue to
>anons will now gaslight that it never happened
Keep doing your good work calling them out anon.

>>713142184
They made it so fucking shit. I've never imagined DK as some retarded goofball.

>still a month away
Cool, got time to finish BoTW again.

Why is there only 4 layers? Each layer 1 hr?

>>713146946
Forced?
Yes
Soul?
On what planet?

>>713148685
>>713149014
Okay dumbass, you're wrong about this, i've figured out the whole plot.
This game is a prequel to Odyssey and it's about the events that led to the founding of New Donk City, i'm calling it. Screencap this to rub it in that faggot's face.
By the way your fan art is cringey as all hell.

>>713149290
say that to my face cracka!

>>713149178
Bioshock 2 has a drab and depressing atmosphere that makes me sad and reflective and a protagonist that makes sounds like the titanic. But that does not make the drilling into people any less fun.

3D platforms as a genre have mostly died out due to the oversaturation problem. All of them more or less playing the same and it was just impossible to compete against few top end ones that ended up consolidating all the players. At a time period the demographics were getting older and players wanting more mature experiences. So companies decided it was worth making them anymore. My point is history is repeating itself.

>>713149380
New Donk City is already founded.

>>713149178
>complaining about the game looking "gay"
>posting trans fortress 2

>>713149380
rrtard things they have an original idea worth screenshoting

>>713149072
Terraria.

>>713149390
People seriously think this looks good? No be serious for a second, you aren't just saying this to own the chuds or whatever? You sincerely like how this looks?

>>713148008
>carbon copy of Mario Odyssey
This is the dumbest angle you have been trying to spin yet.

No one takes you seriously.

>>713149275
Only by comparison. It ain't the finest caviar, but it's better than the Lucky Charms that is Bananza.

>>713149392
Anon, we're talking about what's aesthetically cool here. I think we can all agree that dark bio-mechanical monstrosities lean towards the cooler side of the spectrum over gay looking monkeys.

>>713149570
I've played Terraria. It is slow. It has no slide hop like Sunshine.

>>713149597
It's gonna be the same "le make your own fun" crap that made me drop Odyssey 10 hours in. No, I don't want to find 9 million copypasted moons that take no effort or thought to acquire.

>>713149654
>Terraria is slow
Sounds like a skill issue to me, senpai.

i didnt think nintendo was capable of fucking up donkey kong

>>713141529 (OP)
Mario and Rare DK were always like that. Zelda is the one that had its identity robbed and made buckets upon buckets of cold hard cash as a result. Eventually Kirby will get the same treatment.

>>713149704
I know. Show me fast terraria movement.

>>713141529 (OP)
>See that mountain? You can destroy it!

Can't do that in Mario and Zelda to be fair.

>>713149809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYhkxDI-E4o

>>713141529 (OP)
>>713141529 (OP)
>open world
It isnt
>collectables, coins
>shrine challenges
I dont understand why people keep saying that, bonus challenges are a thing in DK, many other games (like 3D Marios) has something like that, the environments and even the mechanics change, so why anyone would think "yeah this is like BotW shrines"
Its made by the Odyssey team, most DK games have collectables anyway
>costumes
>photo mode
>can have a "home"
>rocksledding
>gliding
This is bad because....?

>>713149178
What in the fuck are you on about?

So they can reuse assets from all three series. it's cheaper that way

>>713150109
The problem is that not a single collectable or bonus challenge was interesting or challenging. It's the same problem that Breath, Tears and Mario Odyssey all had. Nintendo is terrified of challenging their audience.

Donkey Kong Country was a Mario clone

>>713150279
Awesome. Looking forward to Wario's turn for a proper World sequel with satisfying and flashier moves, destructible environments, and more hectic fights with weird bosses.

>>713150369
>not a single challenge
Yeah bro I'm sure you beat Breakdown Road on the first try. Fucking lying faggot.
>same problem that Breath, Tears
Odyssey is nothing like that piece of shit Tears of the Kingdom.

>>713150445
Super Mario Bros was a Donkey Kong clone

>>713142047
>HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
kek
Never knew Wario brapposters could be funny.

>>713141774
>Feathers
>Some annoying bitch
Yeah definitely wallet is safe

>>713149721
Turns out they absolutely are when they forget what made DK actually cool to begin with—tight level design, momentum-based movement, and atmosphere. Now it’s just “open-world jungle sandbox” with token collectibles and a glider slapped on top. Feels like they’re designing for checklist streamers instead of players who actually want a refined platformer.

>>713147079
>Never strayed into a Sarah Miller, Re2make or pragmata thread
We know retard

>>713149581
Yes.

>>713141529 (OP)
>Remember when Mario, Zelda and Donkey Kong were different?
they are different

mario focuses on jumping
dk focuses on climbing, barrels and punching/throwing, collecting
zelda focuses on climbing, camping, swords and puzzles

the only thing they share now is they're more "open" and explorative, which is good

btw monkeybars make much more sense in dk than they did in mario

>>713142184
That run animation has no weight to it.

This is what you look like if you buy Nintendo products in 2025

God imagine loline grinding her dirty little feet into your face while making fun of you, shoving her little toes in your mouth and laughing at you

>>713151482
>cute monke
Based

>>713144819
its crazy how fucks like you who never played dk64 just spout off whatever youtuber told you it was bad

>>713151792
No, he's got a point. I played DK64, and it was bogged down with too many collectibles, and it was just really boring. The idea behind was it was solid, but it didn't show the restraint that Banjo Kazooie showed.

>>713147234
Based to see an opinionated man

>>713151985
You do know you dont need to collect all of them?
You can have fun, by just doing the fun parts.

I like this

>>713151985
>restraint
it's just a smaller game. you're used to tiktoks so i don't blame you for being this way.

Honestly I’m actually excited for this game. Sue me

>>713152594
If it's not fun to collect everything, then you've cluttered the world with too much of it. It's the korok seed problem all over again.

>>713152601
>>713152710
totally organic non-shillbot posts

>>713142069
Nahhh bruh I was shitting on DongyBong 69 as soon as I got that for Christmas traded that shit for F-Zero X

>>713141529 (OP)
>photo mode
Which every game stole from Infamous Second Son.

>>713147752
The amount of stuff on-screen.
>>713148307
>it can be played on the switch 1 with coop. its literally a switch 1 game
I can all but guarantee you that the screen is just being shared and that the Switch 1 isn't actually running the game during the Switch 1 game share.

>>713151482
I look like this

>>713153606
To be fair, photo mode in WWHD was in 2013 while Second Son launched in 2014.

>>713153085
It’s me

>>713142047
You're the best, Wario

>>713151792
Youtubers stole that shit from /v/.

>>713151354
I like how Bananza seems like it has more of a combat focus.

>>713141529 (OP)
Nintendo and especially Miyamoto never understood why people liked DK in the first place, not helped by the fact DK was made popular by Rare aka GAIJIN PIGGERU and not some soulless overworked bugman from GLORIOUS NIPON, which likely pisses off oldtards at Nintendo something fierce, notice how they never had issues with Rare DK's design for decades, how they are STILL using DK Country designs for most characters and now suddenly they want to pretend this was what DK's design was always meant to be? You'd have to be retarded to buy into this shit for even a second, the movie design is dogshit, the new design they're trying to force is dogshit and looks like something out of a cheap shitfornia cartoon instead of the fun, strong and expressive gorilla we've known for so long. This just isn't DK dude, no matter how much shills and old sellout faggots pretend otherwise. How much are any of you willing to bet this is gonna be another one of those Nintendo games that every single jewtuber and mouth gaping shill is going to jerk off to for a few weeks, possibly even a few months and then suddenly we're gonna get a torrent of videos talking about how this game is actually shit when it becomes "socially acceptable" to do so? If you're some desensitized zoomer who just eats trash without asking a single question, don't even bother, "your" opinion is worth less than nothing.

>>713141529 (OP)
Most of these are very standard features in games made today, especially platformers, yet you want this game to offer less?

>>713155724
/thread

>>713151482
New DK looks like a sex pest

>>713156375
>Yep, sips drink

>>713141529 (OP)
I hate this new design so much. the combined giant single eyeball really freaks me out.

>>713147202
>haters actively changing the definition of forced soul from something that worked and was good even though they did it on purpose making it "forced" to "I don't like the changes made to the ip so it is a shitty forced attempt at making a positive change even though a lot of people are ok with it or don't care"
I don't like what they did to his brow and his expressions but there's no need to be a faggot about it

>>713148368
you think they are just going to show everything?
Its not even july yet and this isn't a movie trailer

>>713148762
I definitely do prefer that older style so that you could change the map for level specific scenarios.
Making a full open world doesn't work for situations like making the whole ground lava or having a giant paint boss like in sunshine because its a one time thing that is gone once you beat it.
DK seems to be trying to partially go back to this like with odessey and not going full breath of the wild and Im all for it

I do miss the world hub situation they did with Super Mario 64. It gave you a nice place to start out at and slowly unlock everything while also finding secrets hidden throughout

TotK should have been a Death Stranding clone

>>713153840
of course its like that you can't really make this a 2 player game but this works for kids who have annoying siblings who want to play but can contribute anything other than randomly pressing buttons and wasting all your lives.
Super Mario Galaxy kind of answered this issue but this just ended up with the little kids wasting all the star bits and now with this we might have a fake 2 player game that doesn't make you lose anything but still satisfies the kids who are too young to game but think they need to be playing

Everything else aside I don't know why it took me till now to realize that feathers are out of place on a gorilla. I think my subconscious kept saying 'it's a powerup costume' and I finally just noticed no he always has feathers this game

It's a game where one of the core mechanics allows you to EXPAND KONG

Nothing is a coincidence.

>>713141529 (OP)
>open world
Wrong on the first sentence. Remember when OP didn't suck cocks?

>>713141529 (OP)
DK was always a collecathon game. Even the early 2D games had it. The one thing I really don't like is the skill shit. Every time I see something like it in a game that shouldn't have it it makes me think that the devs don't think you would keep playing for the sake of the game and slapped some light RPG progression system onto it like a carrot on a stick for you to run after.

>>713158156
it's open world style gameplay

Is DK supposed to be Super Saiyan 4 or Gear 4th?

>>713146969
was always solid

>>713158515
Well it has to be Juan of those two. Literally no other possibility.

>Remember when Mario, Zelda and Donkey Kong were different?
Yes. Thank god they're not the same every time

>>713147234
Based

>>713141529 (OP)
Something just seems so off about this game I can't put my finger on it

>>713156534
>the combined giant single eyeball really freaks me out.
I guess you really hate Diddy and several other Rare
kongs >>713148716

Nintendo is going through their Ubisoft phase

>>713141529 (OP)
>open world
Wrong

>>713141529 (OP)
Ugly face
Feathers for fur
Not donkey kong, just like botw is NOT zelda
Modern nindo has lost its touch, just like everything else in this god forsaken age

>>713142184
why does every game have that ugly dithering on transparency effects these days?

>>713141774
I like how he raises his fist so Pauline has something to hold onto. It's the little details

>>713155723
i hope we get to fight a boss like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7a09tMZbKc

I have open world slop fatigue

>>713161242
>Donkey Kong Bananza is a 3D platformer and adventure game that emphasizes destruction and open-world exploration.

fact checked + debunked

>>713161651
here is why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHd1PeJfyzE

>>713162749
>wikipoopdia
Wrong

>>713141774
Same dynamic. Bananza is basically 3D Yoshi's Island except your character is bear gay instead of twink gay.

>>713141529 (OP)
It's not even open world

>>713162867
facts don't care about your feelings xister

>>713161242
>tranime fag is retarded
imagine my shock

>>713142047
Fucking based

>>713141529 (OP)
the other games need a cunny sidekick then

>>713141529 (OP)
Looks like smaller biomes rather than open world
Similar to Mario odyssey

>>713162951
It is

>>713141529 (OP)
Donkey Kong owes me sex

>>713155724
>notice how they never had issues with Rare DK's design for decades, how they are STILL using DK Country designs for most characters and now suddenly they want to pretend this was what DK's design was always meant to be?
There are less differences between Bananza's DK design and DK64's DK Design. Than between DKC1's DK Design and DK64's DK Design. Or DK64's DK Design and Smash's DK Design. Or DK64's DK Design and Return's DK Design.

Giving DK more faces and animations is not a change in design. New DK is different yes but it's different in presentation, not design.
The actual differences in design are super fucking slight.

>>713163012
>facts don't care about your feelings
Then you'd know that Bananza is not open world because it very clearly is not.
And citing Wikipedia to claim otherwise is kind of pathetic.

Funnily enough, Wikipedia cites two sources for its open-world claim and neither source even calls the game open-world.
One is a Polygon article that compares Donkey Kong to the Hulk and mostly talks about the destructible environments. It says 'open' once when it claims you destroy the terrain to open up new pathways. But that does not equate to the game being open world and it never claims it is open world.
The other source wikipedia cites is a gamesradar article that just goes over the reveal trailer. And the entire article is basically just vibes going off of the writer's observations off of the trailer with no first-hand experience, interviews, or anything to go off of but their vibes. And all this article even says is
>the platforming levels appear to be quite open-zoned in nature - in a similar vein to the likes of Kirby and the Forgotten.
For one this is just the writer vibing the trailer and trying to make an educated guess. Second, it's being compared to Kirby and the Forgotten Land. Is that game Open World? No.


And even without citing wikipedia. It's pretty apparent that Bananza is not open world.
Was Banjo Kazooie open world? Was Mario 64 open world? Was Wario World open world?
No? Then what makes you think this game is?

>>713166324
shut up nigger it's open world

>>713141529 (OP)
I honestly fucking hate this design. Dunno what it is. It just looks really unpleasant to me. And DK looks like a drooling retard with his tongue constantly out.

Also the gameplay is precisely what I feared all their games would turn into after that Odyssey and BotW cancer.

>>713166408
Facts don't care about your feelings.

>>713166324
>Was Banjo Kazooie open world? Was Mario 64 open world? Was Wario World open world?
Yep.

how did things go so wrong?

>>713166780
My favourite open world game is Ape Escape.

>>713147985
>post le ebin tf2slop gifs
youre posting saturday morning comictoon shit tho

>seethe from /v/ on a level rarely seen
Looks like kino is on the menu.

>>713142047
where's your next game wario
WHERE IS IT
WHERE'S THE NEXT WARIO LAND WARIO
WHAT HAPPENED
WHERE ARE YOU

>>713141529 (OP)
DK has terrain destruction. Mario had captures. Zelda had a bunch of shit. Even ignoring their individual gimmicks, you can't possibly tell me all three play the same. Mario and DK's gameplay don't even look that similar. DK looks so much faster than Odyssey and the latter had essentially no combat.

>>713141529 (OP)
Easier to design, keeps costs downu
Prease undustanduru

I understand wanting to rebrand Donkey Kong and make him more expressive, but I think they took him too far. He just looks like a dumbass.

>>713147572
that gorilla can probably fuck more shit up than a bunch of these diving suits with their dinky drills and I like BioShock

>>713142047
based wario

>>713141529 (OP)
It doesn't look that much different in it's overall structure from DK64 just much less annoying.

>>713142387
Sorry your bitch wife drank turpentine while pregnant with your friend's kids, anon.

>>713169046
They've been doing the equivalent of pic related to all games. Mario Kart is overanimated too, Mario Wonder is known for the same (people here call it "forced animation"), DK behaves like a retard now and even Link in Breath of the Wild was already making "hm" "lalala" faces like a faggot while cooking.

Dunno why Nintendo is so adamant in making everything not only overly childish, babyfied. It was fine as "for all ages", their current direction wants to make everything lame.

>>713147202
I understand why they would want to move away from the original design, it actually has a whole bunch of issues that make it difficult to work with. That said, the new design looks like a completely different character from a completely different intellectual property. like the image says, it clashes terribly with the old Rare designs. The first, shocked expression in particular looks really awful

>>713169663
>Dunno why Nintendo is so adamant in making everything not only overly childish, babyfied
Because people had no self-control or standards with the Switch, so now we're going to be stuck with this shit for the next 20 years.

People can't be this attached to a design of a vidya ape that they never played the first game of.

>>713169663
>even Link in Breath of the Wild was already making "hm" "lalala" faces like a faggot while cooking.
Nigger you are literally insane.

>>713171808
It's certainly more believable than the "I always hated his Rareware design all along for the past 30 years anyway!" types.

>>713141529 (OP)

mario = 2d platforming game
dk = 2d platformers game

HMMMMMMMM I WONDER WHY

Shoot OP in the head stat.

>>713148047
and yet this thread had none of that issue and you still had it on your mind.

>>713154141
Smash Melee's pause screen was basically a photo mode back in like 2001

>>713141529 (OP)
this game could be a case study on the topic of "how autists react to even the slightest change". the amount of fake outrage people have come up with about anything and everything when they really just got triggered that DK looks "slightly" different is honestly hilarious.

I really think you guys are forcing hating this game.

>>713174010
If it's a change for the worse, it should be met with criticism. It's no deeper than that. It's weird that you take it so personally.

>>713142069
>everyone loves DK64
Look man, I love DK64 and have never been shy to say it, which is why I can very easily tell you that is absolute bullshit. The consensus has long been that it's an unwieldy, overblown inferior Banjo, so while I'm personally happy to see DK64 get some love in recent days it's disingenuous to say that love was ever universal.

>>713174429
but they aren't just criticizing the change, they're lashing out at every single thing they can think of, despite the only "bad thing" being DK's eyebrows.

>>713174470
>they're not just criticizing it, they're being detailed about it!!!

>>713164865
Or Mario 64
Or Banjo Kazooie
Or DK 64
Or Conker
Or any 3D Platformer collect-a-thon that has existed since the the genre was first invented. Shitters are just being intentionally obstinate.

>>713141529 (OP)
What is it with this retard that keeps calling Bananza a Zelda clone? He's been spamming it for days now

>>713149289
the term is actually gaslamp and it refers to old gaslamps people used to gather under and converse, eventually them fumes would affect their mind and cause delusion etc and misonformation would begin to be spread/gossiped
gaslight is a recent misnomer attributed to a vehicles low fuel light

>>713174470
his eyebrows are the ONLY bad thing you've noticed? jesus christ

>>713167706
Nintendo won't pay him enough

>>713142301
This. Why are there suddenly so many pedos on this website now? Pokemon theeads are borderline unreadable

>>713141774
That's not what OP implied at all.

>>713142069
Why does it take so much from Odyssey and switch Zelda then?

>>713141529 (OP)
>Why is Nintendo so insistent on making all these different properties into the exact same game?
because the game design that copies minecraft and fortnite sells well among zoomers, simple as. you will never get a traditional zelda game, get over it.

>>713174010
Complaints how about he looks are up there with Chris-chan bitching about Sonic. The real complaints are about how the game is generic as fuck with the skill trees and equipment for stat bonuses.

>>713175593
>suddenly
even this meme is a decade old now. and really? pokemon fags? the fanbase that's been jerking it to misty for 30 years, you're just now realizing that about them?

>>713148016
>>713148016
>>713148016
>>713148016

>>713141529 (OP)
Except neither Mario or donkey Kong are open World you stupid nigger. Also both Mario and DK have always being the same genre you retarded faggot

>>713167563
>get btfo
>seethe
>project and say others are seething

>>713142184
so this... is the power of Switch 2

>>713169046
He's always been a giant goofball.

>>713175775
I've only been coming here about a month now, it's pretty shocking to start recognizing the fact that pedophilia is a "meme" here.

>>713175692
What the fuck do you mean nigger. DKC games were always influence by mario

>>713148016
You're telling me you don't think Kong Bananza doesn't look more fun than any other AAA "game" released in the last few years?

>>713141529 (OP)
They fucking ruined his design. Bring back Rare Donkey Kong you cunts.

>>713176012
you have to lurk for 2 years before posting, newfag.

>>713176012
Get out, normie.

>>713176215
Google "double negative", ESL-kun

>>713148716
garbage game

>>713176215
Yeah it does look fun but it's a timed power-up, most parts of the game you'll just be slowly walking as DK or talking to not-Rare googly eyed stone creatures

>>713176012
which sloptuber sent you here?

>>713156375
>Oliet Bangs

>>713141529 (OP)
>Most successful State of Play to date
>Overtaken by DK alone just after 2 days

Monkey won.

>>713176425
>you'll just be slowly walking
This was an issue with odyssey, but DK fixes it with 2d roll and the turf surf

>>713149597
It literally is the same gameplay all that has been added is terrain destruction and skill points.

>>713176594
What? No one sent me here; I decided to try "the asshole of the internet" after being banned from Reddit.

>>713176796
monke always wins

>>713177020
People are certainly more honest here, that's for sure. What did you get banned for on Reddit?

>>713141529 (OP)
but it's not open world

>>713177116
I more or less got dogpiled/mass reported for a comment I made in a thread about a black guy stabbing a r
Ring doorbell camera. I tried appealing but no answer yet.

I’m going to buy it and enjoy it on some level even if it sucks dick because I like Donkey Kong. Simple as.

>>713147234
based

>>713177768
Good thing that the game will be amazing, then. EPD Tokyo have literally never made a bad game. Judge them by their track record.

>unironically complaining we didn't just get another 2D DK

Bro, it's 27 years since the last 3D DK and 8 years since Mario Odyssey. Please shut the fuck up.

>>713147234
kek

>>713177954
This is what I'm saying. It's a new 3D Donkey Kong. Why is /v/ so cynical?

>>713142184
Aghhhhhh I'm being rewarded for exploring the large levels! Help me sony! Make the levels a straight line where you just continuously move forward! Aghhhhhh!

>>713162875
>character is bear gay instead of twink gay.
What a weird thing to say anon

>>713142184
This is the first world and this is a fun reward for bothering to check the inside of the pipe. What exactly is the problem?
I'd personally prefer if this banana location was replaced with a shrine entrance so it's more substantial in terms of content but I don't mind just getting the reward for bothering to look. This is a game for all ages after all.

>>713177854
I think it will be good, I wasn’t a huge fan of Odyssey but I still enjoyed playing through it once. I’m just saying that I’m riding with my boy Donkey Kong through thick and thin.

>>713147234
lmao

>>713148529
It's gonna be like odyssey where the main collectables are just gonna be found lying around instead of being more complex missions like in 64/galaxy/sunshine.

>>713178271
I also wasn't super keen on Odyssey however my problems are personal and more subjective. Most of my friends love it and it sold very well so I think it's safe to say that it delivered successfully for the majority of people.
And I enjoyed playing Odyssey to completion twice so for all my griping the game is still great.

>>713178032
Years of the "/v/ hates video games" meme conditioning the ever-growing deluge of newfags to reactionarily shit on any-and-everything because they think that's what they're expected to do. It's always been this way, it's only gotten worse year over year, and it will only continue to get worse.

>>713148307
That's just the game being streamed to the switch though.

>>713141529 (OP)
Downey Kong

>>713141529 (OP)
Wokey Kong

>>713141529 (OP)
The game looks fun to me

t. Bought DK country at target with lawn mowing money back on the mid 90s

>>713147234
AIIIEEEEEE I KNEEL!!!!

>open world
Yep. Bait thread.

>>713147234

Holy shit snoytroons are fucking losing it lmfao

>multi-moon system
this shit is so fucking stupid. it lowers the quality and impact of a single one and makes the system messy.

the young guard at nintendo really dont know what theyre doing

>lame donut steel monkey villains
>le capitalism bad!
couldve just given us the kremlins

>>713142184
Gay. Like odyssey, completely unsatisfying to collect. Getting a kong letter in DKC is more of an accomplishment.

Donkey Kong was ruined when they dropped his monkey screech sound effects in favor of an untalented human going "ooo ooo ahh ahh" without any audio effects or editing at all.

>>713147234
steamieonly phag

>>713141529 (OP)
So it's more of that Mario Odyssey bullshit where you just sort of wander around a big stupid map collecting glorified easter eggs? Fuck that shit, I prefer my Mario and Donkey Kong in "obstacle course" style games.

>>713157694
They gave it a half-assed attempt with the Korok uber quests

>>713141804
Nintendo has been a shambling corpse ever since the E3 where they brought out that gel-haired poo to spaz out with Wiimotes pretending like he's playing the drums.

>botw go anywhere
>minecraft destroy anything
>plastered onto odyssey system with dk coat of paint
>but emasculate kong
>uhh hes the ooh banana and dk rap spersed in
they have no identity. not just the game, but the young developers at nintendo have literally no identity or creative bone themselves

>>713167706
Nintendo actually hates Wario and Waluigi. When I visited Super Nintendo World last winter, there was literally zero merch from him. I asked the clerk why, and he said Wario just wasn't that popular among Japs.

>>713178259
>tendies are already busting out the "it's for kids" defense
That's never a good sign for media.

>>713142047
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Fuck off Sakurai

>>713178641
Nigger at this point it's the forced positivity faggotry that's overtaken this board. Especially when it comes to Nintendo.

>>713184507
>Especially when it comes to Nintendo.
no one believes you dude. Have you seen how many fucking misinformation/bait threads have popped up since the swtch 2 release?

>>713184703
Don't speak for us. We all believe in him.

>>713184703
Do you see how many forced positivity replies flood them?

>>713183808
He performed at one of my work events last year

>>713183849
>>minecraft destroy anything
You're a genuine retard.

>>713184927
>correcting blatant misinformation is """forced positivity"""
This generation is fucked.

>>713186238
He means people praise anything Nintendo shits out solely because it's Nintendo. It's true.

>>713141529 (OP)
it doesn't have an open world

>>713141579
Strenghten governments and corporations, weaken individual. That's terror...

>>713149657
I got all 999 moons on odyssey on yuzu emulator and the only shit part of it was having to google the picture guessing locations because that shit sucks dick and there was a few challenging moons to get as well.

>>713141529 (OP)
Because Nintendo thinks everygame can be a BOTW clone with fortnite grafics and sell Billions

>>713187049
They're probably right, but only because they are Nintendo and anything they produce will be praised by default. But they'll erode everything that made the company great, in the process.

>>713141529 (OP)
Pretty standard. I know, I know, video games are stale and boring now.

>>713186530
And people shit on anything Nintendo makes solely because it's Nintendo. But that's not what he posted.