>>713183756I platinumed it you idiot, bought it on d1, fooled by Kojimbo's mysterious trailers, played with no spoiler previews.
What did I find? A walking simulator where you deliver packages, where there is absolute emptiness, no NPCs, only holograms of more or less famous people and cutscene after cutscene of a badly told story, between flashbacks and non-sense expositions.
In MGS there is a minimum of logic, of epicness, here I felt nothing.
While I was facing one of the mandatory bosses jumping around in the slime and shooting a sponge of hp without any engaging gameplay, or one of the foot enemies with no AI and no challenge whatsoever, I wondered: why am I playing this? There is nothing in this game, just walking to deliver packages that unlock cutscenes and pointless flashback sections where you walk again, to reach an ending where you walk for 2 hours, between the beach and the incinerator.
It's a fucking walking simulator where you deliver packages to people you have NO CONNECTION with and you won't develop any, ironic huh? More than half of your time is spent with people you don't care about and the other half where there's no point in wasting your time delivering packages. The steering is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen, it gets stuck, bounces, accelerates for no reason, flips over, I'm sorry you don't realize how horrible it is.