Crashbros we are so back!
>>713270846 (OP)STILL no PC release?
Is this game cursed or what?
>>713270846 (OP)it needs crossplay PLEASE. either way im getting it for switch 2 100%
cool but splitscreen on computer screen sucks ass.
shoudl've just made sequel instead
>>713270846 (OP)It would make sense to make a new edition for switch2 too, these faggots literally missed the combo Steam x Covid windows
Also crash bash remake with online
why are there so many kart games all of a sudden?
>>713270846 (OP)>a few new characters have been added as a thank you to the fansthis line is how you know it's fake. nobody thinks like that except autistic fans themselves. a real developer would write
>a few new characters have been added because fucking duh it's a port we want to sell at full price you at least need a little bit of new stuffi would like it to be real though, i want to play a good arcade racer on the pc
>have to buy the new version to play online
I'm not buying a game from 2019 again. DoA
I found more screenshots from the "leak"
Reddit trannies keep deleting the threads
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
>>713270846 (OP)Enjoyed it, would be cool on switch 2 but I donโt think I got the guts to buy it twice (I say a day after spending $80 on a 5 year old port with around medium pc settings)
>>713271584>Cart going literally sidewaysJesus what a shit game
>>713271759So just like Mario Kart
Kek Mario karts already seething, I remember tendie mods deleting the threads
this will flop and crash will finally be sealed away forever
>>713271851thank god
don't ruin the legacy even further
>JUST BUY IT AGAIN GOYIM
You don't need to remaster it just fucking release it on PC as it is
>>713271584>they added the fucking abomination from Tag Team Racingyeah this is probably legitimate
>>713270846 (OP)I NEED THIS, I still play CTR PS1 version on my old ps2. It's such a fun game.
>my smile and optimism: restored
it's bullshit but I want to believe
>PC port
Don't give me hope.
Please.
I want to be happy. Not have my dreams crushed.
>>713272914you mean you don't want your dreams Crashed
>>713273449Zamn... Dingodile is so lucky...
>>713271759you aren't supposed to point this out
>>713273037A light chuckle with a small exhale from nostrils
>>713270846 (OP)That crossplay restriction is weird but I can see that because of a sony contract they signed to keep crossplay forever absent for that specific release. That's why a title update and cheap rerelease under a new name.
>>713270846 (OP)This game was fun but impossibly hard when it came out.
>>713270846 (OP)>Rereleasing an almost 10 year old game instead of making a new oneSo they're going the Mario Kart 8 route
>>713270846 (OP)BUT can it surpass ps1 CTR tho...
>>713271584>>713271660>>713271739>that thing from tag team racing>chef walrus>female tropybros..
>>713270846 (OP)god i hope our save files or progress transfers over if this is true. i had over 350 hours on switch 1 despite the brutal load times and unlocked most everything but the super hard challenge shit from just playing. i would imagine it'd be tied to our accounts right.
>>713271806It works in mario kart when the 4 wheels are on the ground
But will Pasadena and the rest of the late comers get cosmetics to bring them closer to the rest of the cast? Also only one new stage is pretty weak.
>>713273449I like how so many people came to the exact same crackship conclusion despite the two of them never actually interacting with each other.
>>713274032I think its intentional so they can use it as a sales point to get people to buy it again
>>713274168>impossibly hardgit gud
>>713275170they just wanted to pair coco with the fat ugly bastard
>>713275107That makes no sense.
>>713274994>Activision passing up the chance to milk more wumpa coin MTXNah, have fun grinding everything from scratch again
>>713270846 (OP)>game will no longer be cursed to spend a 3rd of its total runtime displaying a loading screenholy shit this is huge
>>713275259It does, front wheels literally determine to where the card will turn at high speed, if only the rear wheels are on the wrong you can only go fordward
>>713270846 (OP)Awful demake
Only furfags defend it.
>>713275339bro, you need to go back to high school, there's no way you passed basic physics.
>>713275243listen man, I came to that conclusion in 1998 before the concept of fat ugly bastard was even a thought in my pre-pubescent mind.
and in any case, dingodile was never fat. a bit overly-round in twinsanity, sure. but he was always cylindrical in shape
>>713270846 (OP)But why is his image in OP just the concept art of the stage with a new logo slapped on? You can tell because of the snow in the level. Why would it be the concept art? Seems pretty fake to me
>>713275289i wouldn't buy it if progress didn't transfer over personally. if it did? day one sale, but i know a lot of people won't bother if it doesn't. i cannot imagine it would be difficult to do. i even got the fucking gum unlocks come on son.
>>713273449>>713275170fake and gay
coco only fucks her brother (and sometimes human men)
>>713275413You might take your own advice, dumbass, try turning a car using only the rear wheels on the ground
>>713271341Mario Kart is popular.
>all of a sudden
>>713274812I mean who else is there to add? The only ones I can think of are the Evil Twins and Madame Amberly and I'm not exactly thrilled at the thought of their inclusion either.
>>713270846 (OP)>PS4 and XboxOne not included on crossplay, you will have to buy another copy This sounds so stupid that it probably makes this true
>>713270846 (OP)>port of a 6 year old game next yearwon't stand a chance against Crossworlds
>>713270846 (OP)>beenox not involvedDisaster incoming.
>>713275732That is not a car, you might want to get some glasses too
>>713275692old gen would be stuck on 30fps and i'm going to assume the new release is 60fps if it exists. if it's still 30fps then it's just maximum jew shit.
>>713275689mr. crumb
that faggot bat
nutawna
>>713275831All wheel steering is a thing, you stupid nigger.
>>713270846 (OP)>switch 2, 40 dollars price despite adding new stuffNo way, it's too cheap to be real.
>>713275689Twins could be a novel addition if they made both of them a single racer
>>713275949it's not really that much new stuff though. it's more of a rerelease than anything.
>>713275940Go-karts don't have all-wheel steering and even then the car would not turn just move diagonally with only the 2 rear wheels on the ground, you're double retarded
>>713275721Crossworlds is this year though
>>713275689I think the only poissible character from the original trilogy would be the Tribesman, not just Papu. Though there's always the potential for a shitpost character like the Maneater Plant, similar to how they made a literal crate playable along with obj_motherfucker
Everyone else would need to be from post-ND
Park Drones from CTTR are an easy one, and I'd want them more than Willy.
>>713276051>Go-karts don't have all-wheel steeringThey literally can have it.
God you're so fucking stupid
>>713276078Need more coco skins
>>713276131But on this particularly game it doesn't.
>>713276067Yeah and if CTR releases next year Crossworlds will most likely be midway through it's Year 1 content, if it's successful they might even announce Year 2 ahead of time and seen was Team Sonic Racing that sucked balls sold 3.5M units then Crossworlds probably has it in the bag
>>713275840I understand it as you have to buy the game AGAIN for your new console to actually run the new version of the game.
The update is not for free nor is available at a $20 fee like Sony or Nintendo, you straight up need to buy the game again at full price after 6 years it came out.
Everything reeks of a fake autistic leak except for that part, it's exactly the stupid shit Activision would pull.
>>713275721There hasn't been a single Sonic game in decades that has surpassed Nitro's Kart 10 million mark. What are you on about.
>>713276410>ESL desperately trying to save facekek
holy fucking shit finally, i can't believe it's taken them this long for a fucking PC release
>>713276476>retard with no arguments left just ad hominemlel
>>713276441NF sold 10 million copies. Sonic isn't shit.
Not doing the CNK adventure mode despite all of the tracks being ready to go is just kind of a waste of potential
>>713276530i expected them to never release it again. ever. if this does happen it will be a genuinely big surprise. i welcome it though since mario kart world fucking sucks.
>>713276586Go back to school, you clearly failed the english classes too. Holy KEK
>>713271851As long as we get a PC release they can vault it again afterwards.
>>713276674>doubling down on ad hominem and no argumentslmao
>>713276597Crossworlds will easily break that record in less than 6 years and Sonic will get a new mainline game within the foreseeable future, can't say the same for Crash
>>713270846 (OP)You have a better chance of Crash being a guest racer in Crossworlds than Activision not being retarded. Even if it gets ported, the MTX are still a deal breaker.
>>713276814Don't you have some streets to shit on?
Fucking shitskin pajeet
>>713276674>>713276814Get a room you two, talk about Crash or fuck off
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>>713271759>Car going literally sidewaysJesus reality is shit
>autistic crash vs sonic fighting
i never understood this. the series have more in common than not what is the point besides shitposting.
>>713276830crash fans don't give a shit if activision makes another mainline game for crash after what they did last time, we just want the good games to be given attention that they deserved.
>>713276874>tripple down u mad?
>>713276986You clearly are, after getting called out for being a shitskin pajeet.
>>713270846 (OP)That's just Crash Cove concept art with a fake logo shaped on
>>713276948sonicfags are obsessed and will shit up any crash thread they see
>>713276941Now try it with just the 2 rear wheels in the ground, see how it goes
>>713271851why would it? the 2019 release did so well it got 4x the post release support it was planned to have
>>713275689I liked amberly :(
>>713276950>we just want the good games to be given attention that they deserved.Well the original trilogy was given a remake already, guess Crash will.never comeback
thanks for beta testing sony fags
can you fucking stop feeding retarded bait?
The jeet is having a melty again
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>Activision returning to a 7 year old game they buried and abandoned
Dont get my fucking hopes up man.
>>713276845The mtx funded free content that actually mattered (new maps)
Imagine needing anything more than a championship cart with platinum paint and a retro coco skin
>>713275243Dingodile's not ugly, faggot. He's handsome.
>>713277432Its such a stupid debate too
>its unrealisticwhatever, the wacky tribute to saturday morning cartoons based video game is fun.
>>713270846 (OP)>Ratchet & Clank RA a game with triple the production values sold just under 4 million copies>Insomniac deemed it a success >Crash 4 sells 5 million>Somehow this is a flop and kills the franchise again What kind of retarded expectations did Activision have for this game?
>>713277104given enough speed and weight, would work just fine
and even if it didn't, are you seriously looking for realism in a cartoon karting game where anthropomorphic animals race each other, capable of manually jumping with their vehicles?
>>713270846 (OP)On the off chance this is real, is there a way to upgrade if we have the original Nitro Fueled? Or do we have to unlock everything all over again?
>>713277231CTR and the trilogy are the only games that every crash fan can agree on. Everything else is divisive in some manner.
>>713277909activision saw the sales figures for nitro fueled and got high off their own farts
>>713277467>MTX>"Free" contentThat's not how that works.
Also those "millions" of sales went straight into the gay pride parade and ESG diversity hires. Congrats on funding Crash's downfall.
>>713278249>the cosmetic mtx gives the companies money>while the mtx is popular the company produces more maps>the maps are FREEDoes this help?
Gunna ignore the tired anti-woke virtue signalling.
Can I have some bandibabes please?
Reminder that the fame loads tracks by loading literally every asset in the game and then dumping what isn't used.
Unless that has been changed the loading times will still suck.
>>713278362Nope cause, aside from being wrong about everything, now you have to explain why a game that sold 3.5m units is getting a sequel while one that sold TEN MILLION UNITS WITH MICROTRANSACTIONS isn't.
Those cosmetics didn't fund anything. They went into the pockets of executives and all that "woke virtue signaling" you actively ignore. Great job sucking Activision asshole. You deserve the shit you get.
This seems fake and gay as fuck but CTRNF was one of my favorite games ever so I wanna believe. Hopefully my wife will get more fanart this time around.
>>713278838There was only 3 post-release maps planned and we ended up getting 9, all for free. Do you even know what you're argueing about?
>>713278937ami if she coon
>>713279005he's an insecure delusional sonicfag, of course he doesn't
>>713279005Where is your sequel, Crashfag? Where did all the money of those ten million sales go?
>>713279218what the fuck are you talking about now?
see, he isn't even trying to hide it
You can't get me, you retard.
>>713279116Its such a stupid stance I refuse to believe its an actual sonicfag and more some false-flag-fag trying to make sonicfags look unhinged/retarded.
>We needed all the microtransactions for the gay pride parade
You funded this. You did. That's why your franchise is dead.
>>713270846 (OP)YAYY
TWINSANITY PACK PLEASE
Why are there sonicfags in this thread? Fuck off
>>713272003You would have to but it again on pc anyway, might as well add new stuff.
>>713280926they're in every single crash thread
>>713279267He is a tendie, he obviously got a scare jump with Crash
>>713270846 (OP)Too bad this has been debunked by the first comment
>>713280926Whats fucked is they're perfectly welcome to discuss sega all star and sonic racing, both are good kart games and its perfectly chill to compare them, this however is retarded degeneracy
>>713280926>>713281039>Mariocuck tying sonic vs crash Coward faggot
>>713276948Clearly a convenient flamewar. Notice how the supposed Sonicfags leave Mario Kart threads alone, obviously mariokartfags don't want sonic and crash kart threads
>>713276948Probably Nintendies falseflagging
>>713281046>>713281164Oh, so i was actually on the mark with
>>713279369 ?
>>713279369GEEEEE I wonder which could be
>Obsessed with sales>Hate Crash>Hate Sonic>Derail the threads pitting games they hate BING BING BING
>>713281440kay in that case.
>>713281117This, but also add mario kart to that, why cant they just come here and celebrate the genre? its sick.
>Furries and fags will finally kill this series.
>>713270846 (OP)>seven years laterThat ship sailed a long time ago. Fuck Activision.
I want Crash to succeed so others like Mario & Sonic have to do better. Competition is good.
>>713274994How the fuck would you transfer your ps4 save file to a pc game?
>>713282234Cross progression
>>713270846 (OP)Cool but I'm more excited about the decompilation project of the PS1 version. I don't like Nitro Fueled art style.
>>713271170Then don't play split-screen on PC? What a stupid point.
>>713282786I thought that was decompiled already? How much longer does it have?
>>713271341Copying Nintendo as usual
>>713282860I don't know. I just know it's not yet fully playable.
>>713270846 (OP)>i'm not sure if it will be on steamBullshit. Every PC build is different. You should know if you're porting a game to Steam, Battlenet, etc.
>>713275289can't we cheat engine them offline
>>713270846 (OP)if they're adding new characters then they should add the skeleton ghost fucker Mr Crumb, preferably the original design but I'll be ok with the redesign
>>713283097Good choice but all I want is this little seething gremlin. He was sadly cut despite Greg Berger being listed in the credits and he deserves to be playable in something grander than Rumble.
>>713270846 (OP)>not on SteamLol, lmao.
>>713270846 (OP)Don't do this. Don't give me hope.
>no steam
>$40
LOL dead on arrival on PC
goy pass faggots will play it day 1 then drop it day 8 to play the next FOTM. rental scum don't care about games, only playing the current popular title to fit in
>>713283097>>713283380why not both
>obscure characters grand prix>another spyro grand prix>crash 4 grand prix
>>713270846 (OP)>lets bring back that cart racer while 3 different cart racers drop. Must be the the perfect time to have more cart racing
>>713285416mario kart world is straight up garbage. i don't even think patches could save it.
>>713285416See: resteraunts all opening up on the same street.
>>713282786really? I think it's pretty decent, easily the best modern crash in terms of design/art style
>>713270846 (OP)>early 2026>no steamHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
*cries*
>>713277104notice how the two front wheels are turned to the side DUMMY
>>713275689Double Header
Evil Crash
Uka-uka with his ice body from Twinsanity
Mutated N-Brio
The hog from Crash 1
A Crystal
>>713278249Whales gonna whale.
It's not my money, it's the money of some retard. If it nets me more maps, then I consider that a win. I unlocked everything by being good at the game.
>Also those "millions" of sales went straight into the gay pride parade and ESG diversity hires. That shit is going to happen one way or the other. The company would prefer going in the red before stopping those parades. Just part and parcel of our jewish clownworld, doesn't have anything to do with Crash.
>>713285578Neck yourself faggot
>>713285284>crash 4 grand prixIt's the undisputed black sheep of the franchise but the locations would make for some cool courses.
>>713286743this level was so good
>>713278391Have a classic
>>713270846 (OP)Thank fucking God. The coom and kart mods will be great. Now I can retire my life away to this game another 5 years
>>713286376it's objectively worse than 8. a sequel this long in the making should not be an objective downgrade.
>>713283380Still baffling we got Gnasty and Hunter, but not Ripto and Elora.
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>>713279013Ami if she goth and stink good
When they will remake the crash bash one??
>>713289701She always stinks good.
>>713290164Never, it was shit. You only remember polars and the crate minigame
>>713291214>it was shitYou have shit taste, it's one of the best crash games easily
>>713277104https://youtu.be/-lYciFmzs-U?t=705
Seems to work pretty well
Bandicoot sex
>>713291371I HECKIN LOVE my 4 pinball, race car and Tank mini games!
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>>713275721>$70+ dollar game relying on third party crossovers for salesOh boy lets see how that goes
>>713271341Because Mario Kart 8 sold like 80 million copies?
>>713291980Pretty good so far. Not up to date numbers but interest is high.
>>713292334>Deluxe is going crazyLMFAO! Sonic fans really aren't helping the industry not slide further into raised prices.
Why were his players always so cracked
>>713275392She owes me unprotected sex
>>713291458dude you can't just add "Bandicoot sex" at the end of every post
>>713292590Plapu Plapu rapes Cortex daily.
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>>713293016>Plapu Plapu's onahole looks like thisCan't say i blame him
>>713293727follow me crash~
This is such a comically late time to do this I honest to god can't feel a shred of excitement over the non-zero chance of it being real.
For what it's worth, if it IS real then at least porn artists will focus on drawing the better Coco and Tawna designs once again
>>713292564Yeah I don't get why get deluxe unless you REALLY want to play 3 days early. I'm a Switchlet so I'm waiting for the Switch 2 version and I'll get the season pass when it's all out
>>713271089>STILL no PC release?That's what this is, retard.
Cool, the Sega one is way too expensive. $40 is a fair price for a non-Mario Kart, kart racer.
>>713295078this is the same game that tried to do microtransactions and you're pretending it's going to be generous
>>713294965Not on Steam, you double retard
>>713296737it clearly says "i'm not sure"
>>713296984your post clearly says "fuck my face I'm a huge faggot"
>>713270846 (OP)YUGE if true but PLEASE GOD let us somehow sync our old data because i really don't want to have to beat all those dev times again. that shit left me grey haired from the tryharding i was doing
>>713297228lying is a sin don't do it
>>713282115Admirable but it is too late. TFB killed the franchise.
>>713298109I still haven't beaten the dev times. William P., man...
>>713275870NuTawna can be an skin for base Tawna, She's an anthro, the model isn't that different like Crash and Coco compared to their 4 designs
>>713276597The thing the anon's saying is that CTR sold 10 Million being a game people liked, TSR sold 3.5 with one actually caring for it. A modern Sonic racing game that people actually want? With crossover shit that people actually care for? It will do pretty solid
>>713270846 (OP)Never coming to pc thanks to big tit nipple pusy mods. Switch 2 likely
>>713271739Reminding people of Crash 8 which nobody liked seems like just a retarded enough decision for this to be real, as well as the decision to load it up with an Epic Account/Windows Store requirement for the PC release.
As well as seemingly the admission that they're not going to add/change the online multiplayer to fix the lack of Anti Autism options that made that shit unplayable almost immediately.
>>713296984It's Microsoft now, they put everything on Steam. They're not going to put it only on Battle.net just to have it die like Activision did before the buyout.
>>713295985$40 is less than $90, shill.
>>713299451>$70!? I'm not paying $80 for a kart racer! They're insane if they think they can sell sonic for $90!
>>713299451>$40>Plus $100+ worth of microtransactionsFagtivision shill whales are the worst.
>>713270846 (OP)30 frames per second. Dead on arrival.
>>713279369>"No true Sonicfan..."While I know there are falseflagging etc. you cannot always lean to that. The Sonicfans spammed constantly when CTR:NF came out, same with MK World now recently. There are autists who make a game their whole identity and spams about how good it is, or then have hateboner towards some game. See how snoys spammed about Astrobot winning GOTY, or how some people are STILL obsessed over BotW. See the idiots spamming about Crash 1 and that webm especially. Hell, see consolewarfaggotry.
Idiots exists that likes same stuff as you. Smart and cool people exists who likes different things than you. Don't start telling yourself that "no fan of Sonic would have unhealthy obsession over Sonic! It must be someone falseflagging as Sonicfan!" or other stuff like that.
>>713270846 (OP)>Buy the game again just to play with the pc and new gen fagsOk i believe it, it sounds like bullshit but that small detail at the end is the kind of jewjitsu Activision likes to pull off that makes this leak 100% sound real.
>>713299349>to fix the lack of Anti Autism options that made that shit unplayable almost immediately.I'm not sure what they could do that wouldn't involve slowing down the game therefore making it less fun.
>>713300021Make it use the CNK Boost Combo system instead of reserves so instead of people blasting through a track at above boost speed they're going on mini boost speed.
>>713270846 (OP)BRING BACK RIPTO! fucker was datamined way back in the OG game, and his voice was in the credits, so by god he needs to get in this time.
>>713300187>OG gameI meant the OG Nitro-Fueled, not the OG PS1 game.
>>713300184Going at blue fire speed around the whole track is fun though.
>>713270846 (OP)>Port of a half decade old gameKek
>>713300617Too off-model.
>>713296984it also says PC will just get a port of nitro fueled and not the new version
>>713300184Sounds shit. Just remove u-turning reserve buildup like the original. Blue fire was only temporary in the original and that's how it should've stayed.
Bring back speedghosting too which is a much less oppressive mechanic that rewards all engine types equally.
>>713300874retard
>BUH-B-BUT THEIR BREAST SIZE IS STILL 0,0000000000003 MICROMETERS OFFrope yourself
Can't wait to fix the shitheap with mods
>>713301178Their hips are way too wide. Compare Isabella on both images.
>>713301167>Sounds shit.Look I have no issue with all the autism shit staying in Time Trials, and maybe a dedicated Gay Autistic Retard mode, but nobody's signing up to play a Kart Racer as a shittier version of something like Forza.
>>713301337So?
Are you afraid it's going to 'scar' body image that doesn't exist?
>>713271584>>713271660>>713271739So the proof is just new character icons on the side bar? If they were in the game the leaker could easily just play as them, but instead he conveniently has 3 photos where the AI just happened to randomly pick those 3 characters, and also they just happened to randomly be in the top 4 of that race.
This is like the most basic-bitch style of fake leak there is. Not convinced.
>>713299349>Epic Account/Windows Store requirementEnough to kill any game on PC.
totally organic thread naughty dogshit
If the models from the first CTR are not in this game as optional outfits (and I do mean unchanged fully) I will not even pirate this dogshit with your horrible 4 unity asset flip artstyle
>>713300874off model is the new on model and it always will be. Your post is validation.
Man, toysforfags really did a number on this IP.
>>713302098>naughty dogshitNaughty Dog has had nothing to do with Crash in the last 26 years.
>>713278937I admire how you've taken this one-off skin and made it its own character
>>713302286I don't care. I made my statement toys for fags
>>713302313Its a good skin honestly. Cold colors really work on everyone.
>>713271739>Mario Kart double item storage tacked onThis makes me think it's real
>>713282786I disagree. The PS1 version is a long way from looking as good as the PS1 platformers, but Nitro Fueled looks significantly better than N. Sane Trilogy and will only get better with mods.
My mother (old) used to play Crash Run on her smartphone, 2 years ago they closed the servers.
No alternatives
FUCK THEM
>>713275721As far as Kart racers are concerned, Mario > Crash > Sonic > "everyone else" when it comes to popularity.
>>713302751You'd be making a better point if you weren't pretending people give a shit about the platform exclusive Mario Kart, and didn't know the conversation is basically
>Sonic And Sega Allstars Racing Transformed since Sega accidentally made TOO good of a PC port>Everything else
>>713271584Reddit is so fucking gay about leaks, when has anyone other than the leaker themself ever been punished for leaks?
It's such a shame the game isn't really that great online, and will only be worse with PC
>>713301408Look if you wanna play CNK online so badly, be my guest. I don't think it's going to be quite the normalfag magnet you think, though.
>>713303480I will only play with people I have known for a long time because you are right about people who will cheat. This generation is nothing but ego driven pussies
>>713275689The brat girl enemy from amerberly academy
>>71330087410/10 got me to reply.
>>713303627See shit like this, is why I know it wouldn't even be worth bothering with.
Which kind of sucks because I'd LOVE a better option than just playing SASART with the boys again.
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>>713303783>The brat girl enemyGood taste. We need more loli characters.
This shit gonna die just like the remake. Didnโt even last a week.
>>713304189We need more off-model art. Real women should be made insecure about their bodies by looking at it.
>>713304295The three designs from the different game appearances also work as alternate costumes
So rather than simply playing as a new character, showing the character select screen, or just playing on the new track, he plays as old characters on old tracks and waits for the perfect moment to take a photo of the top 4 with his dick mid gameplay?
>>713304654Yeah I wish they had been picked as racers
>>713302098>>713302437>naughty dogshit>toys for fagsI don't have a fucking clue what you're incoherently schizoposting about but this has been the most fun Crash thread in years so if it's being ran by astroterfers, well then I guess astroturfers contribute more quality content for this board than "organic" buzzword-spewing third worlders. Fuck off.
I hope it still has the glitch where you can "accidentally" disconnect from an online match so you have to play against bots and can get full gold coins every time.
Y'know, I won't mind grinding again because all I need is Tiny with the default kart. What I won't be looking forward to is doing some of the time trials again, some of the king chicken ones give me severe PTSD
>>713303783Ideally they should've had 3-4 more GPs.
1. Twinsanity with the Evil Twins in one kart, Rusty Walrus, Evil Crash as a character, Evil Coco and the race track taking place in the 10th dimension.
2. A second Spyro Grand Prix in Avalar with Ripto, Elora, Bianca and the Sorceress.
3. Crash 4 tie-in GP with Fem Tropy, Alt Tawna.
4. Bash themed GP or maybe just adding Bearminator.
That covers pretty much everything minus absolute trash like Willie Wumpa Cheeks or Viscount from that Dimps game.
>>713304295I would have been fine with madam amberly as a racer if she had the brat girls and psycho mandrake with her could have been a fun set for a trailer too
https://crashbandicoot.fandom.com/wiki/Psycho-Mandrake
>mario kart world shitting the bed
>sonic crossworld better than all journos expected
>crash rising from the grave to give the long awaited pc port with new content to boot
Give Mario a break, jesus
>>713304996Totally agree with those
>>713305079Feels fantastic to enjoy both of them. They both scratch an itch that neither of them can fulfill on their own.
>>713270846 (OP)They're not actually sorry.
>>713305079Whats wrong with MK world? I thought people just liked them cause their waifus were in the game.
>>713302457is that why I like pink liz so much
I know it's not technically 'cool' but it's not the warm kind of pink
>>713305079I thought MK World was doing fine
>>713300617The new faces are an improvement
Why did Nitro Fueled skip PC and only release on consoles? Was there a reason? Did the Crash and Spyro trilogies not sell well on PC or something?
>>713307495Considering that Crash 4 is on PC, I doubt it.
>>713307495Presumably for the half way microtransaction crap
>>713307495Its incompetence and spite. Incompetence because they didnt think to make it available to PC with proper cross-play and netcode. Spite because they didnt care enough to do it and knew PC players would find ways to hack or mod the game and circumvent the grind. So now everyone suffers.
>>713270846 (OP)>PC only gets NF>Consoles get NFGPEBros....why do we keep getting fucked?
>>713304736I still can't believe they actually added Yaya, this game is so good
>>713270846 (OP)Nvidia leak never lies
>>713275689>I mean who else is there to add?Honestly, OC characters would be preferable to any more existing characters. It's really cool that NF added pretty much every character from the games. The issue is that every single character not from the first three games is absolutely repulsive. It's one of the best racing games ever, but it's roster of characters is among the worst in history because of the terrible designs. They are impossible to tolerate, let alone like.
You cannot convince me that there is any franchise with worse designed characters than Crash.
>>713270846 (OP)Turns out Activision was just playing the waiting game. However long it takes for a new Mario Kart and new Sonic racing game to come out. Based Bobby Kotick!!
>>713271341CTR doesnโt really play like MK, cant say if Sonic does, I havenโt tried it.
I want to be Coco's kart so badly bros
>>713272003Nigga itโs a game from Microsoftโs Activision Blizzard. What the hell did you expect?
>>713271341They're not a new thing, they just kind of took a break for a while. Everyone and their grandmother had their own kart racer back in the day.
The current resurgence might be due to the fact that they're an easy genre to highlight character roster, and we're in the age of crossovers and collabs. Hence Miku and Spongebob in Sonic. It started with the MCU breaking down everyone's expectations about things not crossing over in big-budget "official" titles. Then you've got Fortnite normalizing bringing every IP ever into the game. Now EVERYONE wants to make their own "universe", and collaborate with as many outside IP's as possible because some people made a bajillion dollars by doing so.
My source for that being the reason is I pulled it out of my ass, but I feel like I'm not too far off.
>>713313868the fact that Pura is not female proves this game is for FAGGOTS
>>713300617Zamn Coco gonna look like that
>>713270846 (OP)I played this game as a kid on my dad's console and I was tough, I was pretty good until I saw someone PB and I tough. >if i buy this game i will be raped on the daily
>>713316861Its definitely got a skil curve but I really enjoyed learning the game during the GP grind. I went from being a nub who was terrible even at Mario Kart to being able to consistently place first in online matches. CTR is such a satisfying game to learn, I really hope this leak is real so I can finally get off the switch port.
>>713313224>You cannot convince me that there is any franchise with worse designed characters than CrashI don't get this take at all.
If you don't love this little guy, I can't understand you
>>713319235We're at opposite ends of the spectrum, I suppose. That thing is utterly vile. I can't even fathom how anyone could look at that and feel anything short of disgust. It's not just him, though. I mean jesus fuck, just look at these monstrosities.
>>713270846 (OP)It's about fucking time holy shit
No idea what could have taken months about this, the original seemed perfectly scalable as it was, and probably easily ported too
>>713307495It was on an NVIDIA leak years ago and just never happened.
I guess Crash 4 and Wumpa League under performing made them sit on it.
If this leak is true, which I doubt, I imagine the only reason we're seeing any movement on it now is cause a new Mario Kart just came out so there's a market in Activisions eyes.
Please, don't give me hope.
>>713320539>I guess Crash 4 and Wumpa League under performing made them sit on it.I would have no trouble believing this, don't get me wrong. But it's baffling that anyone at all could be retarded enough to think Wumpa League would be anything other than a complete failure. To know that there aren't just people who thought it wouldn't fail, but that these people are making a comfy living working in the gaming industry and despite literally working in the world of gaming, they STILL couldn't see that Wumpa League was a fucking stupid idea? It's just upsetting. This type of shit is why I firmly believe that hard work, intelligence, and merit have absolutely zero correlation with one's career or level of success. Too many drooling retards proving their idiocy on a secondly basis for that to be true.
>>713320823At this point it's better than none.
>>713319579He's an alien, he looks alien.
He's better when you know his context as a character and his boss race in Nitro Kart being a duo where he splits into 2 racers.
The baby characters are hideous and only exist in CTR as a joke at the expense of Mario Kart. Only the Baby T. Rex was worth being added from that grand prix.
>>713270846 (OP)>Activision double dipping with the microtransactions with this gameCheez-It Crackers...
>>713270846 (OP)>claims 1 new track, doesnt show it>only shows easily fakeable ui elements>all the new characters are only show in thumbnail and icon form>claims no new gameplay elements, proudly displays dual item boxes which are a fucking stupid idea in the first place>logo is obviously fake because its just the crash font with a black bar behind it and some dropshadowyep its real :)
>>713322413Nope. Fuck no. I will forever stand by my belief until the day that I die that Wumpa League had potential to be part of peak Crash Bandicoot if handled right. The live service shit, yeah, that's the antithesis of what makes Crash fun but open area platforming as your favorite Crash/Spyro character, in iconic Crash locales, tons of unlockable skins, fucking over other people throughout the map, with a "seemingly wacky tournament has something sinister going on behind the scenes" plot is in the making for pure fun and hate it and Rumble all you want but it stupefies me to this day that nearly everyone in the Crash community besides 20 people see the potential in this concept.
Don't even pretend that a proper Wumpa League couldn't scratch that long-lost Power Stone itch that can't be replicated in the 2.5D Super Smash Bros or some kart racing game where characters are confined to weight classes at worst or are cosmetics at best.
>>713323550>*besides 20 people DON'T see the potential in this conceptfixed
>>713323550Wumpa League is the kind of game I always wanted to make as a fangame but nobody wanted to join me
>>713313224Funny thing is all the Crash Nitro Kart characters were designed by one man: Charles Zembillas. Who is he? The original concept artist and character designer for Crash. So in a manner of speaking, most of those weird aliens do fit Crash.
>>713322628>He's an alien, he looks alien.There's a difference between a character being designed to be repulsive, and a repulsive character design. Like if I'm playing Mario and an NPC says that a goomba is disgusting and scary, that's perfectly believable despite the fact that to the player, the goombas have very cute and endearing designs. The design doesn't actually need to evoke negative reactions in me as a real life human in order to convey that they're evil, or gross, or whatever else. You've got games like Resident evil where there are zombie characters with unsettling designs intended to be scary, but the player can still look at Mr. X or Nemesis and find them as cool as they are unsettling. The designs of the Crash characters are just downright unpleasant. There's no charm that comes from utilizing unpleasant traits in creative ways. They're just ugly, gross, and irritating in every regard.
In my opinion at least. Maybe I'm the odd one out. The game is fucking fantastic, but I just hate so many of the designs for the post-warped characters.
Wont believe it till I see it. BUT if we do get it, need the rest of the characters added, plus some new ones.
>Bearminator
>Viscount
>Amberly, Evil Twins, Rusty Walrus and Brat. Evil Crash and Coco as skins
>Mr. Crumb
>Willie Wumpa Cheeks
>another set of Spyro characters; Elora, Bianca and Ripto. Cynder if they're daring.
>throw in Fem Thropy, Alt Tawna and 4's Dingodile as skins for their base characters
>>713324165Viscount looks fucking great, but he is technically a Japanese character
>>713270846 (OP)I want to believe. I don't deep down, but this is something I'd love to be wrong about. The game just needed better servers and online. Don't know how they'd go about dealing with different types of PC and internet connections, but surely a group of people who can handle the game at 60 fps with good connection should ideally make for good lobbies.
>>713270846 (OP)>Guys, my job is at risk>But it's all worth it to get digital likes on the internet from strangersI fucking hate normies.
I fucking hate human.
>>713323712Sorry, anon. Thanks for trying to find people to get it off the ground though.
This specific genre of game just appeals to me and I think it could work even if you had to come up with original characters. They could be mutants, cryptids, aliens, or just about anything as long as they all had fun movement options and attacks.
>>713319235hes pretty cool but I think Big Norm is funnier
>>713302505You are now imagining the nigga who has been playing since the PS1 game lapping you while he has a blue shield active and two ready to go in both of his item slots. Have fun when you have no chance of beating him.
>>713324165Nitro Kart bosses were designed by Charles Zembillas himself, you can't get more faithful than that.
>>713277453I hate how these 3D renders looked perfect 30 years ago but in 2025 you need to render every single pubic hair with the Unreal power of 4K gaytracing. NF art direction is atrocious
>>713324648did Nina anon died
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>>713271584Here's a high quality screenshot of the leak
>>713328612Man too bad the beta of this is over, really needed something to hold me over
>>713329749I still have a copy of the playtest with goldberg installed, alongside all my mods. If I knew how to make repacks, i'd try and upload it somewhere.
>>713302262>Literally all they had to do is remake crash bash with all the bandiwaifus
>>713272463If it's our outhouse then maybe but if it's a random outhouse then no.
>>713330124A Crash Bash remake would suck donkey dick. The originals minigames were rage inducing, now imagine devs playing into the whole โCrash is the Dark Souls of platformingโ gimmick. If anything and I still stand by this, they should remake WOC, adapt Nitro Karts Adventure Mode since the tracks are already in Nitro Fueled, and remake Twinsanity with the cut or unrealized content. Call it the โPS2 Throwback Packโ or something witty to tie into the word NSane, charge it for 40 bucks and its easy money.
It wont happen though but that would have been the smart option. Something to release in 2022 or 2023 to tide people over.
>>713330124This is a homosexual franchise now.
>>713271341because party games like kart racing are fun
the original ctr was still the all time's best undefeated by any mario kart tendo can come up with
the influx of simfag racing is unnatural and turned many away from playing racer games with its blatantly unfun mechanics, vidya is for video games, go drive a real car on the road if you want authenticity that much
If it's real when would the announcement be? Tga?
>>713271686I played this game for probably hundreds of hour when I was a kid. I don't even count a PC release as a possibility, but it would be the only game where I would pay full price.
>>713330702>fingernails on wings>but also armswtf is this dogshit design
>>713332858Homosexuals forcing a femboy in the Crash IP.
>>713302262This is so insane that this was made to be some kind of tranny inclusivity.
Catbat is literally a genotic abomination that's morphed of a cat and a bat that are different genders. How the hell is a literal lab experiment supposed to represent people with mental illness? Its not like the character wanted that shit to happen. Its so dumb
>>713333314It's also ugly as shit
>>713291458>electricyou didn't ride the gokart
>>713272914>deltatrannyout
>>713277070wouldnt be surprising since they were caught using ai slop anyways
>>713271584>Reddit trannies keep deleting the threadsDon't they have a full board for "leaks" or something? Only larping is allowed or what?
>>713328612What the fuck is that hud
I know the track isn't shopped at least
>>713333314It was probably done on purpose. Its an inside gag among the staff or they really are that transparent and didnโt stop to think about it once.
I'll still buy it for the /v/lobbies but it needed to be out like 5 years ago
>>713335096Did you try getting the beenox box on that stage? Fucking evil placement
>>713337729I honestly don't remember. By that time I think I stopped playing and started looking for another job
>CTR released 6 years ago
Jesus where does the time go. Things seemed a bit brighter back then.
>>713340571Sex with frankie
>>713270846 (OP)After how bad MKW turned out I hope it's true
MKW is the least skill full mario kart there is, it's just you get good items at the end you win, nothing else to it. You get knocked off all the rails and shortcuts because 24 players is too much for online. Plus retards somehow aren't picking random online still
Mario Kart 8 is better for goofing around in multiplayer. Where CTR shines is single player. It's a time trial and personal improvement game like track mania.
>>713343801All kart racers swing between being either one of these. Its not possible to not be either one
>>713314387Why on earth did you think he was a girl?
>>713343992Is there a kart racer that accels at both?
IF this is real, will every update character from the original game be already unlocked?
>>713348143Likely not, gotta make you pay- i mean, Organically grind for those wumpa coins
>>713346208What the fuck is that render from?
>>713350293crash boom bang
>>713350293Crash Boom Bang, an old party game made by Dimps.
>>713351462>coco is first in the menucurious
Who's the most obscure character in the franchise that they could add to the game?
>>713270846 (OP)>I probably shouldn't be sharing this because of the NDA I have to signThen don't share it? It's that simple
Just shut up and let the game be revealed on its own
>>713275552>He doesn't know
>>713270846 (OP)Activision would shoot this down immediately since they think Crash doesn't make them money, despite making them more money than anything else in the same genre.
>>713352875Crunch is also her brother
>>713270846 (OP)FINALLY
Genuinely can't wait to play this
>>713352245 Add the Titans from COTT or Mind over Mutant like Ratcicle, Spike and the gorillascorpion
>>713353628>He REALLY doesn't know
>>713270846 (OP)I can't believe people are actually falling for this bait.
>>713353959gonna need source for that.
>>713355304people are desperate for anything ctr related. not their fault activision sent peenox to the cawaw doody realm for all eternity to suffer.
>>713270846 (OP)>A few characters gave been addedWhy? They should be removing all the shitty characters created post 5th gen instead.
>>713352245they already added some real schizo-tier picks like fucking Fasty, Yaya Panda, and Mr. Crumb appearing in the mobile game.
I don't think it's possible to go more obscure than a character that only appeared on a Tiger Electronics LCD game, or a character that only appeared in a concept artist's portfolio next to the Crash stuff he drew but not intended to be Crash. We are kind of at the logical extent of what even constitutes as public information.
>>713270846 (OP)we already have a port of CTR with the following
>online play and self-hosting>custom tracks>no microtransactions>original, unfucked physics (i.e. you don't shoot past the turbo when taking the shortcut in sewer speedway)>not stupid patches that ruin shortcuts
>>713270846 (OP)IMAGINE THE MODS
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>>713355618You're gonna have to learn to reverse image search
Oh my Bandicoot I need to go rule 34
>>713352245Pakistani Cortex
>>713325567I didn't say they were unfaithful. I said they were ugly.
>>713357498>You're gonna have to learn to reverse image searchalready tried, saucenao shows nothing, google shows nothing, yandex at least shows coco pics but not that one.
since it is cropped, I can't reverse search it, unless there's some thing I'm not aware of.
>>713360724Oh I forgot all about that post, i don't really care anymore
It's done by an artist named Fridge
actually hope they add carbon crash as its own character to keep the titans design alive without forcing it on crash
also the wombat versions of crash and coco in crash 4 as their own characters.
>>713361272oh I see, I'm familiar with that name. thanks.
>>713328612Third worlders should be banned from going anywhere near Photoshop
>>713271759CTR always had that. You drift to build speed and then use your exhaust boost. Every time you use a boost, your kart lifts up like in the picture. You're probably going to be spending half the race jumping through the air for max speed.
>>713276830No Sonic game has sold over 10 million in the past decade.
>>713361801not photoshop, it was TheKarters 2 on steam, it had a playtest with steam workshop and people added as much CTR into it as possible.
>>713275243But that's N.Gin, not Dingo.
>>713277104>driving in the groundyou stupid retard, you absolute buffoon
Hope it's true. I actually liked Nitro-Fueled despite the loading times. It's CTR with more stuff, and I really like CTR. Being able to play it on my steam deck while I do other stuff would be nice.
>>713270846 (OP)I this is true I hope we can make longer races without items for some pure drifto gameplay
>>713334706Anon.
Believe it or not, but I play all kinds of games. I might even like games you like.
>>713352245Mascot Crash would be my number one pick. I'm not sure if they could pull it of art wise, but I'd still like the novelty of it.
>>713367237BOOYAH GRANDMA
>>713367237hey plumber boy
>>713313410the new sonic does but the older ones didn't.
>>713352245the lab dudes from crash 2
a crystal and gems
the walrus from twinsanity
>>713363478This, makes sense since Coco and N. Gin are both tech wizards, so much they're both acceleration-type racers, the former with chips and computer parts, the latter with stuff he built himself.
>>713367952We already have the lab assistant, though I do think he could be given shitloads of costumes, be they from 2 (lifter, welder, safari and lumberjack with fixed colors since they reversed it), 3 or even some of the ones from WoC you can see in the Cortex Vortex-style fifth levels of each warp room.
>Neo Cortex
>Nitrus Brio
>Nefarious Tropy
>Nitros Oxide
I wonder what would N. Gin's Name be.
>>713369998To keep with the puns they probably intended his first name to be Nitro for the Nitrogen pun but never actually went further than N. because the engine pun was good enough.
Crash 2 introduced both Nitro crates and N. Gin after all.
>>713369959how did a nerd like coco even manage to tame a tiger
>>713335096I just took a screenshot from an indie game called "The Karters 2". It's basically CTR on PC with mods, and it had a playtest for 2 weeks. I still have access by using goldberg offline so I went on the one track I have in common with the leak and took a picture.
>>713369421I think the reason more people favored the Dingodile pairing over the N.Gin pairing (at least in the 5th gen games) is because both of them were playable and allied in Crash Bash, meanwhile N.Gin was demoted to being an obstacle.
I think the fact that the parallel of both being introduced in Crash 2, both being their side's resident tech expert including a showdown on the moon, and sharing kart stats in CTR are strong contenders.
But I think the bigger factor is just that dingodile is just cooler of a character, and a lot of players probably got the introduction to them with Warped due to the series being a best seller by that point, which disregards the prior games events in favor of the new thing. So by that metric, who better to pair with the obligatory girl character than (you): cool guy with a cool weapon and a kart that goes very fast.
It wasn't until 6th gen games that the coco x ngin pairing was pushed by devs, notably in the voice lines they recorded for CTTR. Plus the fact that the games prior treated the established bosses as disposable, rather than a part of the story. With Twinsanity feeling like all of the characters other than crash/cortex being entirely disconnected from anything at all.
>>713370662with her cunny
>>713370662same way that crash did the same with a hog, t. rex, and a polar bear: they just fucking jumped on em.
>Grand Prix Edition
as opposed to the original that doesnโt have grand prixs
>>713371101don't act like the nitrus oxide edition implied the final boss simply didn't exist. It's just a subtitle
>>713298669What an ugly BITCH
>>713270846 (OP)60 fps and fast load times?
>>713371885Just like on emulator.
>>713372339>fast load times on emulatorTell me you never emulated it without telling me.
>>713277070Welp, pack it up, fags.
>>713270846 (OP)I think this was the only vidya related news that made me genuinely happy the whole year. If this is fake i curse you and this redditfag to never enjoy life again
>>713271851Good fuck CTR and it's fan base that is on par with fighting games fan base
how anyone could find autistic memorizing tracks and doing nothing but drifting fun is beyond me
>BUT IT'S LE FAST GET IN LE SLOW LANE XDXDXD
>>713372969You just described literally every single racing game. The genre is about going fast, learning the lines, and using whatever game-specific tech is at your disposal
If you just want to play in the kiddie pool with no depth, don't let your extra chromosomes hit you on the way out the door.
>>713372969>BUT IT'S LE FAST GET IN LE SLOW LANE XDXDXDThis is how racing works, yes. Racing is an incredible sport and most people here appreciate the real thing for its competitive and steady-handed nature.
We like real racism, here.
>>713372339Bro, emulation doesn't help with this.
>>713278706
>>713271413>a real developer would writedevelopers give zero shits about sales they just want to make a good game you dumb fuck
>a few new characters have been added because fucking duh it's a port we want to sell at full price you at least need a little bit of new stuffthis is how a suit would write
>>713374515>they just want to make a good game you dumb fuckI'm pretty sure they have to give a shit about sales because they get fired if the game flops
>>713374040It can with MODS!!!
So it won't remove the fomo season pass stuff?
And push grind and microtransactions again?
>>713374816Mods can't change how the game is coded to handle asset loading kid.
>>713375357I was joking
Do you just go around calling everyone kids?
>>713374838On switch you can get everything free with cheats
I can only imagine on PC it would be even easier to do that
Has this been proven fake yet?
>>713375760Some folks here say comments in reddit already debunked it but between the lack of proof in that regard and the contradictory claims of jannies over there going overdrive on nuking posts related to this subject, I'd say "who knows" for now, I won't be the one to check reddit and see which of the two sides is correct
>>713275575>what is throttle steeringThat is literally how drifting works irl
>>713378932It's a cartoon. The discussion of realism is pointless in the first place.
This guy should see CTTR, where characters can literally exit the car and still have power and steering.
>>713275575You should learn what a differential does
>>713270846 (OP)now they can fuck off with their sloppy seconds
>>713381225what if liz gave you a dose
>>713325438He's basically a space juggalo which is really funny
>>713270846 (OP)Too little too late, all my interest was lost a long time ago
>>713375760The image in OP is using already existing concept art for Crash Cove. The other images in the "leak" only show the new characters as icons on the map or on the side race positions which can be easily doctored. I'm calling bullshit, but I wish it was real.
>>713372339>animetroon is retarded
>>713281917lmao no it hasn't, I've been waiting all those 7 years. Will buy it and play it for the first time on steam and will try to get my friends to buy it too
>>713291371it has the best OST of any crash game for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Ibr9E2XtA
>>713271089Literally the first line in the number list, retard.
>It took them a decade to port to PCI don't give a fuck anymore, I'm getting Bussy the Edgehog.
>>713386674Not on Steam, read the whole thing next time, you double Retard.
>>713386763PC is more than Steam, you triple bigger.
>>713386763PC is more than just Steam, you triple nigger.
>>713387145>bigger.KEK
So mad you can't type properly.
>>713371885>60 fps>for a fast paced kart racer144 fps or more. increase your standard anon, jesus
>>713387257Yeah, I'm sure everyone uses Epic launcher lol
>>713387337Still on PC no matter how hard you cope.
>>713270846 (OP)People already know what MKW can offer. Any other Kart game that is just road will seem boring and lame in comparison.
>>713291541That was the main problem, the later minigames should have been part of the earlier levels AND all available in Multiplayer mode. Wouldn't mind a remake, but if they don't make those changes I don't care for it.
>>713366278Right, mating press.
>>713285416PC-wise it's got basically only competition from Sonic
>>713286961It's so funny seeing Zembrillas trying to draw anime
>>713304295My wife Coco is far too old to be a loli (would be called a cub instead also) so is the panda and the bats, and Nina is just repulsive. This franchise has no lolis.
>>713389258while I agree with your post entirely I would also like to raise the proposal of aging down coco yaya pasadena and bratgirl into 6 year olds just for laughs haha
>>713275689>I mean who else is there to add?Elora, the onyl character anyone cars about.
>>713389258Coco, Nina, Yaya and the Bratgirls are definitely lolis.
And Coco doesn't have a confirmed age. She is very likely young, so she is still a loli.
>>713271739>Reserve meter is finally visible now.>Reserve item slot.Only things the game really needed are being added, which is good to see.
>>713389945You donโt play the games youโre a retarded virgin with shitty headcanons that came from /vg/, go make OCs.
>>713390354I have been playing the Crash games since I was a kid.
Unlike you, I'm not stupid enough to think off-model images are now canon.
>>713390575Oh youโre just shitposting, thank god.
>>713390746>I have no argumentsI accept your concession.
>>713271341Sonic Robo Mario Kart being a undergorund success made investors mouth water
>>713389945>pedophile so desperate he has to beg for pedo crumbs by listing nina cortex as a loliif only you were ninaanon
next youโll be saying kyle the conjurer is prime shota material
also, coco has never at any point looked any younger then 16 not even her concept art looked childish unless you mean crash 4
>>713390575I've also been playing crash games since I was a kid and had my sexual awakening to nitrodraws' Coco art so her having huge tits is the norm
>according to you?No, in general
>B-BUH-BU-BUT-Actively wanting your waifus to have none of the stack that makes a woman attractive is GAY, you are GAY, I don't wanna hear what a FAGGOT has to say
>>713391059Coco and Nina are both loli. Deal with it.
Also age literally doesn't matter, and even if it mattered, Crash 4's Coco looks no older than 12.
>>713389945Coco is a teenager. 13-14 with a bust.
>>713388390Who gives a fuck about empty open worlds, itโs made people want traditional racing again more if anything. CTRNF is dead though, needs a new entry instead.
>>713390746Itโs that schizo faggot that draws animal crossing gore again because his favorite characters suck and get no art.
His username is simski by the way, shit sucks. Heโs half of every response in Crash threads, he got banned once and half the posts got deleted exposing that theyโre his. His behavior makes it obvious anyway.
>>713391424Yes, that's the canon Coco now. Funny how those off-model normalfags want to memoryhole this Coco.
>>713391424what the fuck even is this post fuck off with larping as a coco fan she deserves better
>>713391495that makes sense thank you for clarifying
>>713391543Who said you can say that about my wife?
>>713270846 (OP)MY WALLET IS READY. MY BODY IS READY.
>>713391424God I love how flat Coco is in Crash 4.
>>713270846 (OP)>the 7 Reddit fags that liked this dead game hyping up a Reddit postImagine my shock
>>713275689The dude with the drink and sunglasses.
>>713391869>Call bandicoot women cute - Winston Churchill
>>713270846 (OP)>MKTroons in shambles