>Lose
>I was just messing around, now let's have a real match.
>>713275252 (OP)Plunging deep into Biboo's tiny, tight, sopping wet Thai pussy.
>Lose
>call the other guy a tryhard which means I win.
>win
>hmph! you are really pathetic! come back at me when you have grown up, kid.
>GG EZ
>It wasn't a good game, nor was it easy at all.
>clutch game
>win through sheer luck
>gg ez
>win
>pick random enemy X
>X diff lmao
>90 minute match
>lose
>GG EZ
>Win
>"This game sux I'm going back to roblox"
>>713275252 (OP)>team wins>your last on the scoreboard with negative k/dGG EZ
>>713275252 (OP)How do I stop playing bot matches?
>tank my rating to the lowest possible level by surrendering games 1 second before I would win
>play against complete beginners seriously, completely crushing them without using any meme tactics or cheeses
>act respectful and professional, only say "gg" if he says it first
>give advice if asked for
I just like to win. No need to hurt people's feelings.
>>713277132You can't. It just means the game is dying.
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>>713275638Isn't she like 140cm?
>>713275315>feed>lose>ggez
>>713277369>Oh no not their feelingsIts an online game you unironical pussy
>>713275252 (OP)>get my ass carried>win>*yawn* gg ez
>desperately scrape out a game where both sides are playing extremely well
>"EZ DIE UNINSTALL KEEP THINKING ABOUT THIS GAME"
people can be so cruel sometimes. including me.
>>713278960This shit is the best, being the team jester
>>713278632god, imagine...
>>713278942When playing against beginners I always imagine that I'm playing against a cute teen girl and I don't want to ruin their game too much.
>>713275252 (OP)onliners wouldn't dare saying that on lan
>>713275252 (OP)>>713275638>>713279139Sucks that she already had all her holes destroyed by her FFXIV raid leader couple years ago...
Oh well, just goes to show that all ENs are whores.
>>713275638I'm rock hard thinking about it.
>>713280106well yeah, they're adult women, of course they're not virgins
that applies to JPs and IDs as well
>>713280589>It's okay to simp for used goods so just shut up???You're pathetic.
Why do you fags enjoy tilting your opponents after the game has already concluded? You don't get a reaction, you don't gain anything. Just say nothing most of the time or if you lose, type gg if you want to be courteous, ggwp if it was a tough but respectable game, or ggez if you beat a team of metaslaves or shit-talkers.
>>713280692She's a pure maiden
>>713280692I was not simping for anyone, amigo, I was just stating a fact
>>713280861Well at least you have some self respect, unlike the /vt/rannies here.
>>713275707>hates vtrannies>knows them all by facecurious
>>713275315>lose>GG EZ>teammates think the enemies said it
>>713281091prove this is biboo
>>713280936That excuse wonโt work. You faggots have been spamming them for 5 years
>barely win
>ggez
>enemy flips the fuck out
:)
>>713278772>feed>carry the win>ggez
>>713280936Just because a hole's been used before that doesn't mean I don't want to use it as well.
DAILY REMINDER THAT GG MEANS GET GOOD
>>713281091wasn't that account proven to be not her. that chick has photos on that account that didn't look anything like her.
>>713284609she also looks way too fucking tall, Biboo has legal dwarfism.
>play absolutely fucking terrible
>"trash team, please report"
>>713284305Is that Le retarded jeet meme?
>play casually
>don't interact with anyone much
>don't focus any specific enemy
>get a text wall of hate in dms
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>lose
>finish bottom of the leaderboard
>"trash tm8s"
>Wrestlechad = me saying gg ez
>Holowhore = btfo'd faggots
>>713286545Didn't he got arrested after groping her again a few months ago during an expo?
>>713288750I'd grope her too
>>713275638I kind of want to seduce a cute Thai girl.
>win
>call them a noob
>lose
>call them a noob
>teammate saves me from an enemy who was about to kill me
>"EZ 1v1"
>finish bottom of the team
>gg ez game all me
>lose
>I'm just rusty bro, one more match!
>"gh guys"
>"yea youll need it"
>>713280106>FFXIVThat dude has probably become a tranny already so it doesn't count
> Win
> GG EZ
> get banned by butthurt people reporting GG EZ
> refund game on Steam and never touch it ever again
Multiplayer is peak normalcattle behavior lmao
>>713275252 (OP)John Cat is destroying Raora's house
>>713294310chibi > non chibi
>>713278942doesn't hurt to be polite, cunt
>>713294005John Cat is biting Raora's toes
>>713286252>play pyro on TF2>kill spy who bumps into me>"wow, nice job playing a class that takes no skill"Why does this happen every fucking time?
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>gg, easy and submissive
>join game
>instantly mute all chat
>kill enemy once
>immediately unmute to talk shit
>instantly mute the attosecond I'm done talking or typing
>they're none the wiser that I'll never hear or see the clap back
>faggot talks shit
>hit that fat report button
don't hate the player, hate the game
>>713279035if you do this you are a faggot
I give up before winning so I can stay in low rank. There's nothing fun about going against good players every day. :)
>get brutalized the entire game
>just barely manage to hold and drag out the game
>with the enemy team's arrogance and a stroke of luck, manage to turn the tables the last minute all the way to an unexpected victory
>all my teammates type gg ez
you cannot name a single better feeling in online gaming
Why haven't you autistic found a social media profile for this chick yet? Or at least a pic of the girl behind the avatar? She sounds so fucking hot I gotta know what she looks like
VAG8R
Now watch these dubs
>playing Marvel Rivals competitive
>our team is steam rolling
>I start typing shit like "*yawn*" "you guys know this is competitive, right?" "hey just to let you know throwing for content is a bannable offense, start trying or I'm reporting you"
>people have been falling for this bait every night for 6 months
>>713298563>Now watch these dubsno dubs, so no pics for you
someone posted a picture of her cosplaying purah some time ago
>>713286545Kiara was raped in the sweltering summer of 92.
>>713294516Rape either way.
>>713298876Aww cmon. Archive? Need to see that tiny Thai slut
>>713280945i have no idea what the fuck it is, but i do know you're an illiterate brown retard from a third world country.
>Win
>Talk Shit
>Lose
>Report anyone who talks shit
It's an honest lifestyle.
>>713286252>>713295447my favorite one that I've gotten is pic related
>report you
>get banned
Now that's the real "gg ez"
>talk shit in game
>they leave a -rep comment on my profile
>use cheats
>win
>GG EZ loser
How do you respond without being mad?
>>713306890I don't give a reaction, therefor pissing off the cheater and wasting him time. Works every time.
>>713288750No that's a different guy, shes gotten sexually assaulted like 4 times that i heard of, all by different people. Including one one captured on audio, one captured on pictures and one captured on video. How she manages to get SAd again and again, I have no idea.
>>713306890Back before I sold my CS2 knife I would just flex that and call people poor if I couldn't think of anything better lol.
But I sold it to buy a Switch 2 so I can't do that anymore :(
>>713275252 (OP)>Lose>"Haha i win again :D">Someone on their winning team always loses their shit
>>713306890>find a mexican cheater on halo 2.>jokingly say "that's it, I'm calling ICE">get a 15 day ban from MCClol
>>713291636What's wrong with that pig?
>>713309070the world would be a better place if only they are that efficient on banning cheaters
>>713280106At least spread better bait and misinformation
>>713284609I made a glance on the farms, VA, and found nothing
>>713278729For some reason this is the one that pisses me off the most.
>say gg ez
>suddenly a influx of steam community awards
>its all jesters
>win or lose
>just exit the match as soon as I'm able to so I can queue again
>GG EZ LOLOLOLOLOL
>he says this in a PVE
>>713310667Ina and Raora are so relaxing.
>>713275252 (OP)>Lose>Opponent posts "ggez">"Not as ez as ur mum lmao"
>dominate the match
>put my sister on the mic
>tell her to talk shit
>>713316434hot
is she single
>>713286545I actually feel bad for her.
>>713275252 (OP)>Say ggez too early>Enemy team shit talks and says ggez>Report them>"Person you have reported has been punished">They get a 2 week suspension for toxicity
the one and only good thing about overwatch was it wordfiltered "ggez" to mommy says i shouldn't suck my thumb or something to that effect
Love seeing the cretins who type that shit get fucked
>play terribly
>get carried anyway
>gg ez
>someone on the enemy team melts down
>>713316434damn mesugaki, need correction
>>713275252 (OP)>barely win a close game>gg ez, not even closeWill never not be funny
>>713275252 (OP)Doesnt that get you suspended/ banned in lol and valorant?
>>713286545What in the fuck is the context of this gif
>>713322750how I met your mother
>>713275252 (OP)>absolutely annihilate other teamClose game
>get absolutely annihilated Close game
Do online games really ban you for saying gg ez?
I haven't played anything online since 2017 but I used to play a shitload of rocket league and overwatch and it was fun but everything I've heard is that online shit is super censored now
>>713323317Black ops bans you if you say the game sucks or call people cheaters enough. Not even for saying nigger ironically
Ina's tiny korean feet in my mouth
>play over powered class with no counter play
>tea bag and emote spam after every kill
YOU THINK ICE MAGE IS CHEAT
>>713275638i creampied biboos tiny thai pussy in a pattaya girly bar
>>713322372It does, they are role playing.
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>>713322750/pw/ is always full of sketchy indies promotion that does that sort of things regularly, not much difference between the Japanese and American one.
>literally has the victory secured after all the hard work
>quit at the last moment for no reason
:^)
>>713275252 (OP)>gg ez>money stolen
>play normally
>win match
>top of leader board by a large margin
>leave match before it goes back to the lobby and people can say anything
>Feed on purpose
>wait until a few teammates leave
>carry match and win
>>713275252 (OP)>win>"difficulty: easy"
>>713326456 lmao yeah, Riot and the rest of them treat basic trash talk like it's a war crime now. "gg ez" gets you a timeout like you're a toddler. Whole damn industry went from voice chat is optional to "words hurt, be nice " in like 5 years.
>>713305840>win>get a pic of my ip in a foreign language
>>713330653Because they think that using words is toxic and toxicity dissuades player spending.