Thread 713275252

>Win
>GG EZ

>Lose
>GG EZ

>Lose
>I was just messing around, now let's have a real match.

>>713275252 (OP)
Plunging deep into Biboo's tiny, tight, sopping wet Thai pussy.

fuck off vtranny

>Lose
>call the other guy a tryhard which means I win.

>>713275315
>>713275252 (OP)
>win
>GG EZ
>lose
>GG EZ

>win
>hmph! you are really pathetic! come back at me when you have grown up, kid.

>GG EZ
>It wasn't a good game, nor was it easy at all.

>clutch game
>win through sheer luck
>gg ez

>Win
>???

>win
>pick random enemy X
>X diff lmao

>Draw
>...

>90 minute match
>lose
>GG EZ

>Win
>"This game sux I'm going back to roblox"

>>713275252 (OP)
>team wins
>your last on the scoreboard with negative k/d
GG EZ

>>713275252 (OP)
How do I stop playing bot matches?

>>713276446
Savage

>tank my rating to the lowest possible level by surrendering games 1 second before I would win
>play against complete beginners seriously, completely crushing them without using any meme tactics or cheeses
>act respectful and professional, only say "gg" if he says it first
>give advice if asked for
I just like to win. No need to hurt people's feelings.

>>713277132
You can't. It just means the game is dying.

>>713275638
Isn't she like 140cm?

>Win
>:)

>>713275315
>feed
>lose
>ggez

>>713277369
>Oh no not their feelings
Its an online game you unironical pussy

>>713275252 (OP)
>get my ass carried
>win
>*yawn* gg ez

>desperately scrape out a game where both sides are playing extremely well
>"EZ DIE UNINSTALL KEEP THINKING ABOUT THIS GAME"
people can be so cruel sometimes. including me.

>>713278960
This shit is the best, being the team jester

>>713278632
god, imagine...

>>713278942
When playing against beginners I always imagine that I'm playing against a cute teen girl and I don't want to ruin their game too much.

>>713275252 (OP)
onliners wouldn't dare saying that on lan

>>713275252 (OP)
>>713275638
>>713279139
Sucks that she already had all her holes destroyed by her FFXIV raid leader couple years ago...
Oh well, just goes to show that all ENs are whores.

>>713275638
I'm rock hard thinking about it.

>>713275252 (OP)
>>713275638
>>713278632
>>713279139
>>713280106
>>>/vt/ranny

>>713280106
well yeah, they're adult women, of course they're not virgins
that applies to JPs and IDs as well

>>713280589
>It's okay to simp for used goods so just shut up???
You're pathetic.

Why do you fags enjoy tilting your opponents after the game has already concluded? You don't get a reaction, you don't gain anything. Just say nothing most of the time or if you lose, type gg if you want to be courteous, ggwp if it was a tough but respectable game, or ggez if you beat a team of metaslaves or shit-talkers.

>>713280692
She's a pure maiden

>>713280738
lol git gud

>>713280779
>>713280106

>>713280692
I was not simping for anyone, amigo, I was just stating a fact

>>713280861
Well at least you have some self respect, unlike the /vt/rannies here.

>>713275707
>hates vtrannies
>knows them all by face
curious

>>713275315
>lose
>GG EZ
>teammates think the enemies said it

pebblecucks...

>>713281091
prove this is biboo

>>713280936
That excuse won’t work. You faggots have been spamming them for 5 years

>barely win
>ggez
>enemy flips the fuck out
:)

>>713278772
>feed
>carry the win
>ggez

>>713280936
Just because a hole's been used before that doesn't mean I don't want to use it as well.

DAILY REMINDER THAT GG MEANS GET GOOD

>>713281091
wasn't that account proven to be not her. that chick has photos on that account that didn't look anything like her.

>>713284609
she also looks way too fucking tall, Biboo has legal dwarfism.

>play absolutely fucking terrible
>"trash team, please report"

>>713275252 (OP)
>win
>pwned n00b

>>713284305
Is that Le retarded jeet meme?

>play casually
>don't interact with anyone much
>don't focus any specific enemy
>get a text wall of hate in dms

>>713275252 (OP)
LUCK

>lose
>finish bottom of the leaderboard
>"trash tm8s"

>Wrestlechad = me saying gg ez
>Holowhore = btfo'd faggots

>>713275252 (OP)
>Win
>N1 GG EZ

>>713286545
Didn't he got arrested after groping her again a few months ago during an expo?

>>713288750
I'd grope her too

>>713275638
I kind of want to seduce a cute Thai girl.

>>713280106
proof?
qrd?

>win
>call them a noob

>lose
>call them a noob

>>713286545
rape status?

>teammate saves me from an enemy who was about to kill me
>"EZ 1v1"

>finish bottom of the team
>gg ez game all me

>lose
>I'm just rusty bro, one more match!

>"gh guys"
>"yea youll need it"

>>713280106
>FFXIV
That dude has probably become a tranny already so it doesn't count

> Win
> GG EZ
> get banned by butthurt people reporting GG EZ
> refund game on Steam and never touch it ever again

Multiplayer is peak normalcattle behavior lmao

>>713275252 (OP)
John Cat is destroying Raora's house

>>713291636
uuuu...

>>713294310
chibi > non chibi

>>713278942
doesn't hurt to be polite, cunt

>>713294005
John Cat is biting Raora's toes

>>713286252
>play pyro on TF2
>kill spy who bumps into me
>"wow, nice job playing a class that takes no skill"
Why does this happen every fucking time?

'iboo on the 'log

>join game
>instantly mute all chat
>kill enemy once
>immediately unmute to talk shit
>instantly mute the attosecond I'm done talking or typing
>they're none the wiser that I'll never hear or see the clap back

>faggot talks shit
>hit that fat report button
don't hate the player, hate the game

>>713279035
if you do this you are a faggot

I give up before winning so I can stay in low rank. There's nothing fun about going against good players every day. :)

>get brutalized the entire game
>just barely manage to hold and drag out the game
>with the enemy team's arrogance and a stroke of luck, manage to turn the tables the last minute all the way to an unexpected victory
>all my teammates type gg ez
you cannot name a single better feeling in online gaming

Why haven't you autistic found a social media profile for this chick yet? Or at least a pic of the girl behind the avatar? She sounds so fucking hot I gotta know what she looks like
VAG8R
Now watch these dubs

>playing Marvel Rivals competitive
>our team is steam rolling
>I start typing shit like "*yawn*" "you guys know this is competitive, right?" "hey just to let you know throwing for content is a bannable offense, start trying or I'm reporting you"
>people have been falling for this bait every night for 6 months

>>713298563
>Now watch these dubs
no dubs, so no pics for you
someone posted a picture of her cosplaying purah some time ago

>>713286545
Kiara was raped in the sweltering summer of 92.

>>713294516
Rape either way.

>>713298876
Aww cmon. Archive? Need to see that tiny Thai slut

>>713280945
i have no idea what the fuck it is, but i do know you're an illiterate brown retard from a third world country.

>Win
>Talk Shit
>Lose
>Report anyone who talks shit
It's an honest lifestyle.

>>713286252
>>713295447
my favorite one that I've gotten is pic related

>report you
>get banned
Now that's the real "gg ez"

>talk shit in game
>they leave a -rep comment on my profile

>use cheats
>win
>GG EZ loser
How do you respond without being mad?

>>713306890
I don't give a reaction, therefor pissing off the cheater and wasting him time. Works every time.

>>713288750
No that's a different guy, shes gotten sexually assaulted like 4 times that i heard of, all by different people. Including one one captured on audio, one captured on pictures and one captured on video. How she manages to get SAd again and again, I have no idea.

>>713306890
Back before I sold my CS2 knife I would just flex that and call people poor if I couldn't think of anything better lol.
But I sold it to buy a Switch 2 so I can't do that anymore :(

>>713275252 (OP)
>Lose
>"Haha i win again :D"
>Someone on their winning team always loses their shit

>>713306890
>find a mexican cheater on halo 2.
>jokingly say "that's it, I'm calling ICE"
>get a 15 day ban from MCC
lol

>>713291636
What's wrong with that pig?

>>713309070
the world would be a better place if only they are that efficient on banning cheaters

>>713275252 (OP)
>Stomp
>"sry :)"

>>713280106
At least spread better bait and misinformation
>>713284609
I made a glance on the farms, VA, and found nothing

>>713278729
For some reason this is the one that pisses me off the most.

>say gg ez
>suddenly a influx of steam community awards
>its all jesters

>win or lose
>just exit the match as soon as I'm able to so I can queue again

>GG EZ LOLOLOLOLOL
>he says this in a PVE

>>713310667
Ina and Raora are so relaxing.

>>713275252 (OP)
>Lose
>Opponent posts "ggez"
>"Not as ez as ur mum lmao"

>dominate the match
>put my sister on the mic
>tell her to talk shit

>>713316434
hot
is she single

>>713286545
I actually feel bad for her.

>>713275252 (OP)
>Say ggez too early
>Enemy team shit talks and says ggez
>Report them
>"Person you have reported has been punished"
>They get a 2 week suspension for toxicity

the one and only good thing about overwatch was it wordfiltered "ggez" to mommy says i shouldn't suck my thumb or something to that effect
Love seeing the cretins who type that shit get fucked

>play terribly
>get carried anyway
>gg ez
>someone on the enemy team melts down

>lose
>"lag"
>win
>"lol"

>>713316434
damn mesugaki, need correction

>>713275252 (OP)
>barely win a close game
>gg ez, not even close
Will never not be funny

>>713275252 (OP)
Doesnt that get you suspended/ banned in lol and valorant?

>>713286545
What in the fuck is the context of this gif

>>713322750
how I met your mother

>>713275252 (OP)
>absolutely annihilate other team
Close game
>get absolutely annihilated
Close game

Do online games really ban you for saying gg ez?

I haven't played anything online since 2017 but I used to play a shitload of rocket league and overwatch and it was fun but everything I've heard is that online shit is super censored now

>>713323317
Black ops bans you if you say the game sucks or call people cheaters enough. Not even for saying nigger ironically

Ina's tiny korean feet in my mouth

>play over powered class with no counter play
>tea bag and emote spam after every kill
YOU THINK ICE MAGE IS CHEAT

>>713275638
i creampied biboos tiny thai pussy in a pattaya girly bar

>>713322372
It does, they are role playing.

>>713322750
/pw/ is always full of sketchy indies promotion that does that sort of things regularly, not much difference between the Japanese and American one.

>literally has the victory secured after all the hard work
>quit at the last moment for no reason
:^)

>>713275252 (OP)
>gg ez
>money stolen

>play normally
>win match
>top of leader board by a large margin
>leave match before it goes back to the lobby and people can say anything

>Feed on purpose
>wait until a few teammates leave
>carry match and win

>>713298876
Sex

>Win
>"TUTORIAL COMPLETE"

>>713275252 (OP)
>win
>"difficulty: easy"

>>713326456
lmao yeah, Riot and the rest of them treat basic trash talk like it's a war crime now. "gg ez" gets you a timeout like you're a toddler. Whole damn industry went from voice chat is optional to "words hurt, be nice " in like 5 years.

>>713305840
>win
>get a pic of my ip in a foreign language

>>713330653
Because they think that using words is toxic and toxicity dissuades player spending.