COMPTRANNIES LOST LMAO

OH SHIT!

What was the score I missed that one.

>>713665429
Random no longer guarantees 3 laps so now all the smelly manchildren nolifing time trials are crashing out

>>713665252 (OP)
Nigger I cant even understand what you are trying to say, could you stop thinking about troons for 1 second?

>>713666346
lmao based

>>713666346
In English, doc ?

>>713666346
>Random no longer guarantees 3 laps
Wait...WAITWAITWAITWAIT WHAT THE FUCK

>>713666346
Based. There’s a lot of cool transition tracks out there

>>713666346
Surely there's an alternative, right? There's no way they saw what the vast majority of their player base likes and said "No!"

>>713666346
fake

>>713666794
They worked 8 years on those intermissions you are going to play them and you are going to have fun, you stupid gaijin

>>713666794
The alternative is playing with friend groups instead of online randoms so you can choose whatever courses you want.

https://nintendoeverything.com/mario-kart-world-1-1-2-update-out-now-patch-notes/

>>713667138
NOOOOOOHOHOOHOOO TIME TRIAL TRANNIES WE LOOOOOOO *gasp* OOOOOOOO *screams*

>>713666346
Game is fucked then. Time to go back to 8

>>713667304
They should put time trials for all the intermission tracks to shut them up.

Not a comp tranny but I don't like forced intermissions because it means means the actual tracks less a lot less of an impression, the only World original tracks I remember are Bowser's Castle and Dandelion depths

>public lobbies can barely maintain more than ten players due to the servers not filling lobbies as players leave
>VR system is extremely punishing and often deducts VR for even top quarter placements
>now there is no way to race on traditional courses in random public lobbies
>$80 game with a $20 online subscription
What is Nintendo's endgame here, to get more people to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe? They basically killed Mario Kart World not even a month in.

Now wait just a second the patch notes mentioned VS wireless, not online play

>>713666346
$80 btw. And you're not even playing in rooms with sweaty players if you're not also good so why do you care?

>>713666794
They had literal decades and multiple smash games to figure out how to let tourneyfags have their own lobbies and still outright did the opposite spiting both them and casuals at the same time

5D chess to ensure Mario Kart 8 Deluxe stays in sales charts. Bravo Doug Bowser

I hope Troy hangs himself on stream

>>713665252 (OP)
>>713666346
>Wanting to play normal 3 lap Mario Kart makes someone a "comp tranny" now
This website is so fucking braindead

>>713667629
Go back to Yoshi Scoot 8 if you hate New so much.

>>713667629
Found the comptranny

>>713667690
Excuse me, why in their own direct did they advertise that you can still select 3 lap races, only to not let you do that online with randoms? Why can't they have a separate 3 laps only mode?

If they're doubling down on this fuckup, then there's absolutely no way they'll make the shitter minion characters less of a pain to unlock. Bravo, Nintendo.

>>713667629
Just play with friends if you want 3 lap races

>>713666346
FUCKING WHY
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING HIGHWAYS JUST LET ME PLAY THE GODDAMN TRACKS

YOU MUST CONSUME ZE OPEN WORLD SLOP YA?

>>713665252 (OP)
I guess I won't be getting a Switch 2 for a while then. I was looking for the MKW bundle but now I have no interest in MKW. Probably won't pick up Bananza either since it doesn't look like it's worth getting a console for.

>>713666346
that's fine, makes the random option more random, they should just guarantee that one of the 3 map choices is a regular 3 map version though for people who prefer it

As someone who used to love battle mode its funny seeing the normal racing be compromised too.

>>713667548
you can have your own lobbies in this game though

>>713667881
Or maybe Nintendo could just make their system not dog shit and give us some QoL options

>>713665252 (OP)
This game is already dead as fuck. My lobbies are only getting half full every time

>>713668256
The more I think about it, I can't help but feel having Mario Kart as the sole launch game was a mistake. They should've had a heavy hitter which made people by the console first and then bring in mario kart later in the year for the well established player base. As it is now people are burning out fast

>>713666346
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/68580/~/how-to-update-mario-kart-world

I thought you were trolling, but these fuckers legitimately saw that the community wanted 3-lap races and went "go fuck yourselves, you WILL play our way!"

It's the Nintendo cycle.
>Nintendo has a hit console
>Nintendo gets confident
>Nintendo releases a new console
>Nintendo starts making a bunch of retarded mistakes
>Nintendo starts to lose money because no one is buying their console
>Nintendo redoubles their efforts into making great games and maximizing public trust
>Nintendo releases a new console
>Nintendo has a hit console

We're in the confident Nintendo phase now. They're going to spit on customers, lose public trust and sales, and their next console is going to be more consumer friendly. Just sit the Switch 2 out. It'll be over soon and you'll get to play the games on the next system.

>>713668256
Nope lobbies are filling up again after the patch, go play mk8 if you want 3 laps. Casuals don't care.

>Nintendo: NO you WILL play the game how we want you to! You WILL adjust to changes we made to your favorite series! YOU WILL USE THE GAME CHAT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE SPENT ON THAT
>GAMES ARE FOR FAMILY AND BABIES AND BABY FAMILIES GET USED TO IT CHUDDY

>>713666346
I genuinely don't understand why Nintendo think I wanna drive once around a track before doing a freeway trip.

>>713665252 (OP)
That'd be like if Nintendo removed Stock matches from the next Smash Bros. Utterly retarded decision.

I really hope smash does just get more DLC like MK8 did because i cant fathom what stupid shit theyll do to the core formula just for the sake of being different.

>>713668847
We noticed players were all voting for 3 stock so we updated the game to force stamina battles

It doesn't seem hard to just have an option to do normal races if people want to.
Like why isn't there a way to just do regular cups?

>>713668854
open world smash

>>713669190
buy the classic cup DLC goyim

>>713669190
japanese dev arrogance

>>713669106
>Stamina
Oh no no no, that's TOO much fun. You will play on 2 minute time matches like Sakurai intended.

>>713669190
Umm, you bought mario kart WORLD but you don't want the world? Do not hurt the devs' feelings.

What about a compromise? Intermission + TWO laps of the normal track.
Or is that too long?

>>713665252 (OP)
Everyone lost, this Open World slop game fucking sucks

>>713666346
Troy is not a fat manchild

>Take longer to make this game than ToTK and charge 80 for it and it has less unlockables than Wii too

At least the zelda devs didnt try to stop people from making hoverbikes in ToTK they even gave out a QR code for one

>>713669528
Cope faggot, play 8 and spam Yoshi like the rest of the npcs

>>713666346
AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH NOOO NO NO NON NO NO, this game is fucking dead

>>713668526
The all random never effected casuals as they never made it to 8000 vr anyway

>>713669674
Real gamers learn to master 200 more tracks

>>713665252 (OP)
Legitimately why don't they just make 3 laps and intermission laps seperate selectable catagories? Why is Nintendo always doing something simple ass backwards?

8 Deluxe snoys are malding right now

>>713669623
Wtf were they thinking

Intermissions make the actual tracks feel like a wet fart because you barely get to experience them.

>>713669769
They know all the whiners will pay money for World Deluxe + Oled 2 bundle, this is what happens when retards bought MK8 on two consoles.

>>713666442
Mario Kart World has the courses set in a massive open world. In a Grand Prix, the first race is set on the first course, and all races after that are spent driving TO the next course, then one lap on that course. Random was a way to get around this, because it would randomly select from any course on the world map and give you three laps on that course instead of an interstate segment.

>>713669760
Waiting until you have a golden mushroom and either a bullet, star, mega mushroom, or shock, then smuggle it into the front and use it on the actual lap at the end of the race?

>>713669769
They don't want to admit they were wrong, they truly believed everyone would love driving on a highway

Nintendo! What the fuck are you doing? Why would you try and sabotage the ONLY game people are actively playing on Switch 2 right now? The players had already decided 3 laps was more fun because they fucking voted for it. Of they're not interacting with the intermissions then either update them to be fun or admit the game was a mistake and just let them play the old way

>>713669760
they arent tracks and the strategy for winning is to be slow on purpose for better items on every intermission without exception

>>713669769
They know the intermission queue would be a ghost town and prove the direction of the game is ass

Just make a different ladder at this point.

On paper, I like this change. Just because I want a random track doesn't mean I want a different racing experience.

In practice, I want a different racing experience either way, because the highways fucking suck. It was a decent idea, but the implementation is dog shit.

For the next game: Cut the distance between courses in half, make the highways an entirely different race, and use standings from that race to decide starting position and coin count. But you have to make coins actually worthwhile, and balance items so that people actually want to start in 1st.

>>713665252 (OP)
>comptrannies forced to play troonsition tracks

Ironically 200cc would solve a lot of issues yet they don't have it

Glad I stuck with Deluxe, don't think I'll be getting a Switch 2 anytime soon

Hope they add a way to make custom GP and KT in online

>>713669910
>Nintendo
>admitting to a mistake

both of these cannot exist simultaneously

>>713670217
It happened once with the 3ds price cut

this game is a fucking mess

>>713666346
you almost have to admire the pride and arrogance

What if the highways were covered with lots of dash panels like the F-Zero courses? Would that solve the problem?

Why does the slightest hint of challenge or competition make the typical /v/poster seethe so much?

>>713668083
it actually makes the random option less random, it now only chooses randomly between the 3 given options

>>713670393
It's not just /v/. /vp/ seethes at comp Pokemon, Smogon or VGC.

>Fack-a you gaijin! We made our devs crunch for 18 hours straight making the highway tracks, so you are gonna PLAY them!
-Nintendo probably

>>713670416
Jfc................

>>713669369
source?

>>713670457
Pokemon is a joke regardless comp or casual

>>713667881
okay, how do you message friends on Nintendo switch and organize playing together?

based nintendo meticulously finding the way to kill their own games in the most efficient way possible

>>713670568
Pokemon is fun to play competitively. Casually it's shit because Game Freak fucked the games up bad.

>>713670568
So is Mario Kart, it's unironically more pathetic than comp Smash.

HAHAHAHA GET REKT

Is it really so hard to do the intermission track AND three laps on the actual course?

>>713670651
Comp Smash is unironically one of the best comp series in video games.

>remove the ability to get 3 lap tracks during VS mode
>Instead of IMPLEMENTING the much better decision of Intermission PLUS 3 Laps

People would be fine with the intermission if each race still ended in 3 full laps. Instead of removing the ability to randomize 3 lap races, just add the intermission to those stages. People would be completely fine with it AND nintendo gets to push their "vision."

>>713666346
>You can't run away from races by picking random
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET FUCKING SHIT ON LOSERS
LEARN TO PLAY

>>713669615
>buy another game and reward them for their incompetence
Fuck it, I'd rather wait and see if that leaked CTR rerelease is real

>>713670568
True

>>713667795
Cause they knew you would only play the 3-Lap courses, so they had to force the intermissions on you somehow.

I just knew these jap devs were not going to bend the knee, hey can't admit they fucked up

>>713670820
I love every race taking 6 minutes.

Reminder that "intermission" is the wait time in an online room between finishing a race and selecting the next one. It doesn't refer to the roads between courses. I don't think those even have an official name.

>>713670416
>it actually makes the random option less random, it now only chooses randomly between the 3 given options
seriously? that's retarded if true

>>713670706
You can't expect kids these days to do something that takes more than 5 minutes

>>713671079
Reminder that nobody gives a shit about your Reddit technicalities. The community has agreed on intermission. Cope & seethe

>>713671079
Which is why people say intermission or transition

>>713671079
it doesn't have a name so we call it intermissions
not hard to use context clues to figure out what it means rtard

>>713670382
I can't speak for everyone but my problem with the tracks isn't even the intermissions themselves, just that they take up 66% of the race
If I vote to race on Whistlestop Summit, I should be able to get a full race on Whistlestop Summit. The majority of the race should not be "the highway to Whistlestop Summit" if I'm voting for Whistlestop Summit

>>713671079
In racing terms they are a rally while the """normal""" races are circuits

>>713671150
>>713671003
Called it

>>713671003
This but unironically

GETTO BAKU ON THE STURAIGHTO ROADS BAKA GAIJIN

>>713671196
The intermissions make all the tracks feel short since you don't really feel like you race it.

>How dare the game developers decide how their own game should be played!

>>713671196
But voting for "the highway to Whistletop Summit" does make it so that the 3-lap version of Whistletop Summit can become one of the 3 options for the next race.

>>713671347
Why don't they stick to 8 Deluxe? They have fun in their sweat pots with all the other Yoshi trannies hopping around their gay little scooters.

>>713671347
This would only be true if 3 laps weren't in the game period

>>713667629
ooooo comptranny whip that little girlcock out boy.

>>713671196
and my problem with normal tracks is that they are painfully fucking small with 24 players and its basically baby park

>>713671409
It doesn't, actually. ...Does it? I thought the three highlighted courses were your only options. Can you actually highlight the course itself? Honestly if you could drive to the course, THEN do that three lap course, that might be a nice compromise, even if you end up doing FOUR laps instead, technically.

>>713666794
>they saw what the vast majority of their player base likes
>just lying on 4chan
any time I go online and do vs with randoms there are plenty choosing intermissions.
You niggers are pulling at straws.
Flat out ignoring random ALWAYS saw 50% of picking in ds, wii, 7 and 8 on top of it all.

>>713671549
It makes it so the 3-lap version is an option in the NEXT race, after the one where you drive to it.

>>713671645
this fucker was below 8000 vr

>>713671662
I'm ready to call you wrong, but we're talking about a patch that just dropped so I'm going to check now.

>>713671347
Exactly. The devs aren't the ones experiencing my playtime, why should they get to dictate it?

>>713666346
Only Nintendo fanboys defend their game getting worse. Enjoy spending more time on the boring highway driving to the course than actually racing on it.

>>713671737
why are you conceding?

>>713671347
Why do Nintendo fans always assume it's "competitive" people who want to play a particular way?

>>713671003
It's a game, you loser. Do you not want to play the game? You're going to be playing for 2 hours, who fucking cares if the races are 6 minutes instead of 4 minutes?

>>713671645
>I pretend I do not see it >>713669623

>>713665252 (OP)
I mean it's mariokart who takes this shit seriously? It's basically nintendo's call of duty. If the game was designed with comp in mind like splatoon or whatever then that's different but mariokart? It's just mindless fun

The next Mario Kart is going to be pure Battle Royale mode, with no three lap courses KEK

>>713670416
damn I just checked and you're right

>>713671849
>wanting to play the actual tracks is competitive

>>713671809
It's cope. They've only consumed the games at a casual level and can't fathom someone mastering them

>>713671849
Lmao the cope. I’m glad I didn’t buy this shit because it looks very NOT fun faggot. Keep coping about your fucking manchild console you obese dweeb.

2BP 9HV

>>713671795
It makes the game better, actually. If you want to play specific courses, you can do that in online friend lobbies. The online random lobby is for randomly racing through any of the 136 race courses in the game, including the ones you don't like. That's how it should be.

>>713671995
You're the one seething over a toy. Get help.

>>713671737
I'm at 8100.
You faggots wuill lie about everything for your mellowdrama seethebaiting faggotry.
Most people simply do not give a shit one way or the other.
Plus many intermissions have cool gimmicks or details.
Bagging has been wide spread in Mario Kart since the fucking ds, World didn't just create it.
Shit and piss yourselves all you want, you can't turn the game into a failure.

>>713671816
Maybe if it wasn't mario kart and the items were balanced around the race lasting that long. Bagging is boring.

>>713672113
>you can't turn the game into a failure
nintendo is certainly trying though keeeek

>>713672097
>paying $600 for a shitty kids racing game that’s more formulaic, soulless and boring than all its predecessors
Fun toy bro. Have fun with your 10 and up game system lmao, and your single hand for it lmao

>>713672113
>bagging
It isn't even bagging. This game basically does everything it can to keep you in lower placements where you will naturally get better items.
Mario kart has always been a back and forth, except this time there are people who can't accept the fact that if they throw shit, they will get shit thrown back at them due to their reckless item usage.

/v/ will gaslight themselves into holding any opinion no matter how ridiculous so long as they think it's the opposite of what comp players like

>>713672239
Single game* lmao

>>713672239
I am. Keep seething about it.

>>713666346
Man that sucks. I like the knockout tour but I wish we could just race. I've played quite a bit and I'm still not sure what tracks are in this game

I’m having a blast!

>>713665252 (OP)
>All these comp fags tears.
Finally I can play the game as god intended without autists picking random.

>>713672341
>I am.
Embarrassing

>>713671829
>nigger faggot is going to take the same screen shot that has been posted some 30+ times already as '''proof''''
>very likely its some nigger and his friends all agreeing to vote random as a 'gotcha'
You are either under 50IQ. Or actively feeding into the bullshit. If you can't puzzle this out.
I have NEVER seen a room that has voted all random. It skews from 30-60% of the votes.
As random ALWAYS has in MK games.
Where the fuck were you niggers bitching and moaning when mk8dx was flooded by random votes? By people STILL voting donut plains 3 or yoshi circuit or other basic arse tracks after all the dlc dropped?
Shove it up your arsehole troll cunt.

Now it's knockout tour and knockout tour lite.

"Hardcore" Mario Kart players when the entry with "World" in the title has them race in the open world instead of an enclosed track

>>713668256
Nah most I get is like 2-3 players missing per match and this is after I've blocked some people. I sometimes play with my siblings and I hate seeing people with names like GAYRIGHTS, and PRIDE MONTH. They always seem to get bullied from making it past a checkpoint or two but its still annoying and kids shouldn't be seeing that crap

>>713672113
>Most people simply do not give a shit one way or the other.
Yes they do, they give a shit when 90% of their playtime is boring as fuck driving in a straight line
>Plus many intermissions have cool gimmicks or details.
Even if they do (they don't) the "most people" will never fucking engage with them
>Bagging has been wide spread in Mario Kart since the fucking ds, World didn't just create it.
No, it just made it worse than its ever been by requiring the least amount of strategy for it. Now instead of being restricted to only specific tracks where its good and needing a tenth place item like a bullet every intermission has gigantic grass cuts that you can jump twelve places with two mushrooms
>Shit and piss yourselves all you want, you can't turn the game into a failure.
Nintendo is doing that themselves
nobody likes holding A in a straight line which is why online was all random fishing for actual designed tracks

>>713672296
Only for Nintendo games. When other series do it they say
>fucking casuals
But when it's Nintendo, how dare comp players defy the sanctity of their perfect game design.

Intermission tracks allow for a far more varied experience, closed off 3 lap tracks are too limiting. If they caught on people would only experience a pitiful fraction of the actual content in the game that comes in the form of taking different intermission tracks to the same track and experiencing alternate routes of said tracks that are only accessible from those specific intermissions.

Bros...even the content creators are turning on this change...
https://youtu.be/9BaNkyi4WTA

>>713672583
Is it really an open world if it’s just a bunch of straight roads in a uniform pattern across an area?

>>713672030
*136 snooze-fest straightaways ending with one lap on the race track that’s actually interesting

>>713672583
you should get more reaction pics >>713671487

I think I'm close to like 13-15 hours so far and I've had enough of the highway driving. It's fun for knockout tour, but I just want to race man. I don't get for who this is for. Can anyone here defend it or explain what the appeal is?

>>713668145
>bring this up
>complete silence from all the people "mad" about this
lol

>>713669623
Mario bros.............................

>>713672715
They can’t, but they’ll cope.
>inb4 copecucks chime in

All this seething and all the Tendies can do is blame it on Compfags, the game is a fucking joke

>>713665252 (OP)
>"THOSE UNGRATEFUL FAGGOTS ARE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN IN OUR $90 GAME! REMOVE ALL 3 LAP TRACKS FROM ONLINE COURSE!"
Sonic Racing Crossworlds fucking won.

>>713672856
>3 lap tracks
>fun
lol...........

>all the shitposting was by Sonic trannies
Explains a lot

>>713672715
This game started development in early 2017 and most of the work was on the open world. So yeah, they want people to actually experience their hard work for the past eight years. If it was a normal three lap Mario Kart then it would have only taken a few years to develop, so it can't be nice to have done all that extra work just to have people choose not to experience it.

>>713672591
>blatant lie showing you haven;t played the game
>lying again because you haven't played the game
>pulling bullshit out of your arse as if using a mushroom, or bull bil in any mario kart game required 'deep high IQ' plotting. completely ignoring how every prior MK game gold mushroom would take you from near last to near first or better.
>once more pulling shit from your arse
How about you play the damn game anon? Rather than throw a bitch fit.
The game is damn fine and you fags will spend 8 years crying your loser cuck tears over it again as it continues to be incredibly popular.

>>713672934
>How about you play the damn game anon?
that's close to impossible for /v/. we don't play games here

>>713672904
segaqueers never recovered from the late 90s.
This is well known.
add on certain infamous snoys that shit up the board daily.

>>713672930
>This game started development in early 2017
got a SINGLE fact or source to back this claim up retard?

>>713672740
because it’s a dumb “solution” to anyone who isn’t a retard.

>>713672594
The thing is this isn't even some exclusive compfag issue. People from literally every skill level hate the intermissions for much of the same reasons. But since certain people on this site can't have an opinion on anything without viewing it as some us vs them thing, they tell themselves "no, actually it's ONLY X group that cares about this" and then automatically hold the opposite view from them just for the sake of making sure they don't agree with them on anything.

>>713672893
>driving in straight lines for 2 thirds of the race.
>fun
lol..... Tendies will defend anything.

>>713671347
racing games have had 3 lap standards for a reason. changing it to boring straightlines where all you can do is farm items is shit design. the design choice only really works with knockout tour but even then just warping between well designed tracks would be better still

>>713673031
The developer interview they released like a week before the game came out. The development cycle was basically the entirely of the Switch's lifespan and took so long that they decided to make it for the successor system instead.

>>713672930
how much work is it to make a straight line? we can play free roam if we want to see the world

>>713672934
>drives in a straight line
>boards a boat that also drives in a straight line
>afterwards, drives in a straight line
I actually don't even hate the intermissions but you're not helping your point.

I don't see why it's worth getting defensive over when they deviate from the formula THIS much and the track design takes a hit for the worst. People want to drift, they want to use shortcuts. Some straight lines are fine, but when they remove the choice to even play regular tracks that's not a very good system ESPECIALLY when the traditional tracks are really good in this game, and it sucks that in these intermissions you're sometimes only playing HALF of one lap of the actual courses that got the most attention and love put into them. Those will always be the meat and potatoes of Mario Kart, and there is nothing wrong with wanting to play the real courses.

>>713673121
I wish there were straight line ones. Unfortunately there are too many turns, obstacles, and fighting for me to enjoy a leisurely drive.

>tons of anons falling for the most obvious bait ever

This is like if a new Smash game came out and you were forced to play with items enabled.

>>713673328
Sounds based to me

>>713672930
But why do they have to enjoy the open world online? You can look at the maps for most intermissions and it is literally a straight line. That's not the most riveting gameplay for most people. The traditional tracks are objectively more fun with more attention being put into them. With intermissions you can't really have that due to the nature of them being the glue that binds each area together. They are going to be less interesting by design, but that shouldn't take away from how good the actual courses are. In this way Mario Kart isn't really playing to its strengths. Just because the devs put a lot of time in the open world doesn't mean that's the most fun way to enjoy the game online. This is just a really weird design choice for a series like Mario Kart.

Why does every retard in here keep calling them "intermissions"?

They are not "intermissions". They are called connections. Calling them "intermissions" makes them seem like they are merely an irrelevant interlude between the "actual races". If you believe that, then you have completely misunderstood the entire point of Mario Kart World.

This is why Nintendo have delivered this update. Because you are trying to circumvent the literal point of the game. It's like starting up Breath of the Wild and demanding Nintendo change the game to turn it into an OOT-style linear experience. You're playing the wrong game if that's what you want.

>>713672715
It's for people who play the game casually, not no-lifers who play online for hours each day to get 8000+ ranking points.

>>713673328
What if I told you that almost everyone does play Smash like that?

>>713673367
>Calling them "intermissions" makes them seem like they are merely an irrelevant interlude between the "actual races"
sounds like a pretty accurate term to me then

>>713673328
And that's EXACTLY what should happen for the next Smash.

Sweaty competitive freaks need to stop trying to ruin games by turning them into un-fun experiences with all the character stripped out of them. No, I don't care if you feel you should "be able to play the game the way you wish". You have proven you are incapable of doing that. You have proven time and time again that every time you are given that option, you FORCE your way of playing on everybody else by making it the norm in all online multiplayer sessions. So you need to have that privilege taken away from you. You need to be forced against you will to play like normal human beings and not be a sweaty, insufferable tard.

>>713673367
No one likes this gay shit please fuck pff and die. The reason it sold well is because retarded parents bought it for their retarded child, but because it’s recognized as some masterpiece of the medium by adult gamers. You’re a fucking freak.

>>713673367
>If you believe that, then you have completely misunderstood the entire point of Mario Kart World.
And what people are saying is if the "point" of Mario Kart is to drive in a straight line, that's not a very good point is it? That's not what people have loved about Mario Kart up until now. There's nothing about "connections" that makes the game more fun to play. Quite the opposite really. A connection doesn't imply that it's any more important than an intermission. It is still the bridge that connects the two "cities" together. It doesn't help that a ton of these "connections" are impossible to discern from each other due to how samey their actual design is. The only thing that's different is the environment, but that doesn't affect the race in any meaningful way. That just boils down to sightseeing 80% of the time. Only a few intermissions actually have unique gimmicks that you wouldn't find in a regular course.

I hope shortcat commits suicide as a result

Played online for a bit. Can confirm that Random simply selects one of the three options already there now.

>>713673430
>Why is this Zelda game making me explore a world and forge my own path?! Why am I not just put on a precise path exactly to the next dungeon?! Fix the fucking game Nintendo!!!

This is what you sound like. You do realize that, right?

If you hate the Mario Kart WORLD mechanics so much, go play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. That's the game for you if you want traditionalist Mario Kart. Nobody forces you to play World.

>>713666346
>Get to drive in a straight line for 5 minutes
>Get to do one lap of a real track
WOWIE I LOVE NINTENDO BING BING WAHOO!!

>>713673367
They are irrelevant because all you have to do is bag and save a power item to take shortcuts at the end. Your placement doesn't matter until the final lap, which is incidentally are the only places in the game that have semi-interesting designs.

I agree that I am playing the wrong game if this is the way Nintendo wants to push it though.

Paying 80 quid for a game and then being forced to play it in a way the developers want you to instead of how you want to is fucking wild.

Cheeky as fuck.

>>713673572
Nta but that's gay and stupid. Video games are innately a children's media. Pretending otherwise is what got us stuck with movie game crap. People need to man up and accept this as it's more pathetic seeing "It's mature!, It's for adults!" etc.

so there's no way to play 3 lap races anymore online? those tracks are officially banned?

>>713673693
It's okay when Nintendo does it.

>>713673572
I like this shit.

Maybe next time don't buy a game that was widely and repeatedly advertized for its interconnected world mechanics if you don't like interconnected world mechanics.

It's even right there in the name. Mario Kart WORLD. Not Mario Kart Sweaty Fat Cunts Drive In Repetitive Courses Forever.

>>713666346
>>713666794
Doesn't this just mean you have to actually VOTE on the 3 lap track instead of banking on random?

>>713673658
Mk8d sucks

>there are people out there who tryhard and take seriously Maria karts of all things

>>713673367
they're called intermissions because its a shit you have to put up with before getting a chance at a real race.

>>713673764
There is a small chance that selection random can result in it. It's just not guaranteed anymore.

>>713673780
NTA but It's called MARIO KART. I wanted to race and sometimes drive around in a straight line. You don't have to be and absolutist retard. You can have both, but they refuse to give us a race mode

>>713673693
Every game starting with Gaylo does that. If you can't run community servers you're a cuck playing the devs vision.

>>713673658
You're comparing an open world adventure game to a RACING game. An online race has to have some linearity. And when people linearity in a race, they don't mean literally driving in a straight line. That's not "open world". That's bad racing design. Simply forcing someone to drive down an intermission is not playing to the strength of an open world. The open world is only open as a single player experience. Online it's just a bunch of transmissions with breaks in between. There is no freedom to go off the track. You MUST drive the straight line or lose. Racing around a proper track is always going to be a better designed experience than driving in a straight line, I don't know how this is even up for debate. Everyone agreed Baby Park was a shit fucking stage and now people are praising straight lines. Fucking hell. I think the game has a lot going for it but this change is baffling.

>>713673764
You can play them you just have to vote for them. After you drive to a course, the 3-lap version of that course will be one of the options you can vote for on the next race.

>>713673693
>Paying 80 quid for a game and then being forced to play it in a way the developers want you to instead of how you want to is fucking wild.
So how about the situation before this update?

Before today, those who liked connected courses were often forced to play traditionalist 3-lap courses repeatedly because of competitivetards voting random en masse.

Now, the situation has been corrected, and people who enjoy Mario Kart WORLD can now enjoy Mario Kart WORLD as it was intended to be played.

Those who want only 3-lap courses over and over can return to playing 8 Deluxe.

>>713673764
They occasionally show up as an option. But usually you'll only get to drive from the course you ended up on to a different course, but never actually drive on any of the courses.

>>713673697
Oot was a mature game, this baby Fischer price dogshit is not.
Hope this helps!
>>713673780
I didn’t buy it because it looks like shit lmao.

>>713673764
if one of the three tracks doesn't have arrows pointing towards it, it will be a 3-lap

>>713673386
Anon, I barely play and I was 8500 ranking points online in just a few hours. You gain like 100+ points per win.

>>713673882
>After you drive to a course, the 3-lap version of that course will be one of the options you can vote for on the next race.
I can confirm this does not happen. I just went online and did 5 races. This isn't a thing. If they ever do give you a regular option it's because there's no direct route to it from the course you're currently on, that course never being an option.

>>713672583
See you in a few entries when you finally experience the open world fatigue you'd have by now if you didn't limit yourself to literally one franchise

>>713673780
>>
>Maybe next time don't buy a game that was widely and repeatedly advertized for its interconnected world mechanics if you don't like interconnected world mechanics.
Nowhere in the advertisements was it saying you wouldn't be able to just play the proper tracks online. They already give you the option to drive in straight lines in knockout mode. Now regular races will also be 80% straight lines or more. That was not the promise of what the game was, not at all. You are being extremely disingenuous. Why is it so hard for you to admit that limiting people to this system is not playing to the strengths of Mario Kart? You can't even defend what makes a straight line better than an actual course.

>>713673884
>everyone who wants to play on actual racetracks is a competitivetard

>>713673879
>And when people linearity in a race, they don't mean literally driving in a straight line. That's not "open world". That's bad racing design. Simply forcing someone to drive down an intermission is not playing to the strength of an open world. The open world is only open as a single player experience. Online it's just a bunch of transmissions with breaks in between.
You are missing the fact that there are countless connection courses to account for every single possible path between each individual course.

Many connection courses cannot be played in grand prixs or knockout tours and can only be played in races where people vote for the next connection.

If you try to prevent this from happening, you are actively preventing players from playing entire specifically-designed tracks that do not naturally occur in grand prixs or knockout tours.

>>713673902
Oh I get it now. You're just an indian.

>>713673902
>ocarina of time
>mature
OoTSnoys actually believe this.

>>713673164
Going to link it then or no?

>>713673190
>muhhhhh straaaaightttt linesssssssss
>REEEEEEE
>completely ignores the wave hopping mechanics of the water section
>deflecting away from the fact that the mega boats, megacopter, mega truck, ufo, etc are interesting gimmicks and mix up the races.
Shut fucking nigger
>b..but I neeeeeed to driiift
Then fucking drift you dumb fucking ape shit. Almost every fucvking intermission has sharp turns needing to drift through.
You have MULTIPLE chances for rail riding or wall riding. You have straight/inline drifting.
>muh short cuts dough!!!!
>HOLY FUCK REEE BAGGERSSSS! STOP USING SHORT CUTS!!!
Which is it then cunt?
You faggots can NOT even keep your fucking arguements straights.
Are short cuts good and interesting because players want to use them? Or shit because 'muh baggers' which has existed for 15 years at minimum??
Are intermissions shit awful bland nothings that should be erased? Or terrible annoying because 'muh mid psck cluster fucked nu bulli plox! v.v '
So tired of listening to you faggots screech out every fucking paradoxical reason for why the game is supposedly the worst thing ever.
I've had the best fun with a MK game in World in a long time. The track design is more than fine be it the actual courses or intermissions. Maybe you fucks. Just. Fucking. Suck. Dicks. At. Mario. Kart.

>>713673658
the grinding and wall mechanics are cool, but you dont get to engage with those mechanics as much in the intermissions. honestly its weird that they bring two new things to the table but they barely ever work together. intermissions would be fine if they had as much care put into them as normal tracks, but they arent its just shit you need to go through before barely playing a real track.

>>713669910
>ONLY game people are actively playing on Switch 2 right now?
You already bought it, lmao, what do they care?

Hey guess what racing game coming up doesn't force you to drive shitty straight lines
Bow down nintentards

But unironically why would they do this?
Someone in the office saw it and said 'this has to stop'...

>>713674062
NTA anon, but it really is a straight line. I like the game but the drive to the course is really boring. It's best to not do anything and just horde items if you want to be black and try to win that way

>>713674061
Why yes I haven’t touched my switch since the abomination that was botw released in 2017 and bought a ps5 afterwards, how could you tell?

You’re an infant minded fat loser and you should kill yourself for playing this dogshit for $600, seriously, how are you not ashamed? Grow up.

>>713673693
unironically a hundred times worse than CTRs MTX rug pull

>>713674119
But the ring portal gimmick means that much of the courses ARE straight lines because there's no reason for them to connect back to the start.

>>713674119
Did you play the beta? It was really bad. The trick spam looked really cheap and the racing almost felt as bad as a gamemil game

8snoys aren't sending their best.

>>713673031
>>This game started development in early 2017
>got a SINGLE fact or source to back this claim up retard?
https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-18-mario-kart-world-part-1/?srsltid=AfmBOorTKBM_lXo6UFSqtYIX4oQiXw3GrD1fZpHkcmGNwUbH6l-ngkbE

>We were thinking about what to do for the next Mario Kart game even during the development of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and we began prototyping in March 2017. It was at the end of that year when we officially started work on it as a project.

>At the time, we were developing Mario Kart World for Nintendo Switch, and we were analyzing from a calm and collected programming perspective whether it would be possible to accommodate 24 players.

>When we were developing for the Nintendo Switch system, it was difficult for us to incorporate everything we wanted, so we were always conscious of what we were giving up in return. We discussed things like toning down the visuals, lowering the resolution, and we even considered dropping the frame rate to 30 fps in some cases. It was a tough situation.

>>713674179
Uh oh! Melty!

to the anons in the lobby, gg

i got cucked last race

>>713665252 (OP)
>>713666346
>Dude if you wanna play traditional mario kart ur the enemy now

I'm getting increasingly glad I decided to wait on Switch 2. Wanting to play mario kart the traditional way makes me a comptranny now because you're insecure about people being good at videogames? Jesus fucking christ get therapy you buttslammed manchild.

Not everything is a tourneyfag you casual elitist manchild. No wonder the meleefags fucking despise you. You've completely checked out of reality due to your insecurity.

>>713674182
That one sucked, but they gave us so much races it's hard to be mad

>>713674140
>Someone in the office saw it and said 'this has to stop'...
Yes, they had to stop people from accidentally missing the intermissions by picking random. Now you get to race on them. Thank Nintendo for fixing the game.

>>713674147
>NTA, but it really is [False Bullshit]
Try playing the game shit nuts.

If I WANTED to play intermission tracks, I would play knockout tour. It's just that simple. I'm not a comp player, I just chose random so races could be different than knockout tour but now every mode is the same.

>>713674229
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY GAMES THE WAY YOU WANT TO!!!! YOU SHOULD BE FORCED TO PLAY IN THE ABSOLUTE MOST OPTIMIZED TOURNAMENT-CENTRIC MANNER AT ALL TIMES!!!