Thread 713828372

Whenever cute girls in school asked what kind of video games you played, what did you tell them?

Sonic

>>713828372 (OP)
I WANT TO FUCK THAT DOG's mom

Rayman 2, but that was just because they were talking about rayman 2 and I happened to have that same game

>>713828372 (OP)
See, I was actually good looking and fit back in highschool, so when I told a girl I played Ultima online they were interested riiiight up until I showed them the game for 5 minutes.

>>713828372 (OP)
Never had it happen but if it did, I would have just said GTAIII/VC/SA depending on the year.

>>713828596
I don't think we ever see her Mom, do we?

If a cute girl is asking you that kind of question, she doesn't actually care about the answer. She just wants to hear you talk to her.
If she actually takes your answer to heart, she's already been thinking about what she wants to do with your balls.

>>713828614
>ultima
>high school
are you 50?

>>713828596
That doesn’t look like a Dog anon, looks like a human girl

>>713828372 (OP)
Mediocre film that is only praised by nostalgic 90s kids

TiTS

>>713828372 (OP)
Gamecube
Gameboy Advance
Nintendo DS
Wii

4/10 is a good score for that movie

Never happened

>>713828372 (OP)
Everyone was playing Minecraft, Call of Duty, and Halo
Unless you hung out with the Mexican kids, then it was King of Fighters, Gears of War, and Fifa

>>713828372 (OP)
I learned pretty late this one a french movie. no wonder the girls are hot

>>713828372 (OP)
>>713828597
>>713828614
>>713828657
>>713828826

They just couldn't resist adding this moment to a character that is meant to be very innocent

>>713828372 (OP)
>girls caring about vidya in the 90s or 2000s
Thats exceedingly rare. Also Roxanne was a top tier cutie, dumbass Max had to break up with her.

>>713828614
>so when I told a girl I played Ultima online they were interested riiiight up until I showed them the game for 5 minute

Should have known
Ultima Online always looked like shit
even in 97

You sold that game by telling people you can build houses and shit.
That would have gotten you some pussy!
(Or just say you play the sims)

>>713828614
You should have showed them EverQuest - they would have made cute(for the time) avatars. at least in way UO didn't let them do at the time unless they were already into exceedingly nerdy stuff like MUD/MUSH or played previous Ultima games. I also need to make it clear that finding a girl who played AD&D or much less PC vidya in that day was practically a unicorn. I was surprised as hell to find a gothy girl playing pic related.

>>713828838
I'm guessing he may be close to 40 on one side or the other, unless he's an actual X'er. Its nice to see an oldfag though.

>>713828596
Roxanne's only family is her norf fc father. Her mother never appears in the movie, nor is she mentioned AFAIK.

>>713828372 (OP)
they weren't asking you

>>713828372 (OP)
>cute girls
>talking to me
kek.

>>713828372 (OP)
hardcore porn games

>>713829086
i remember hating this movie for its romance plot but also liking it "secretly", hoping i would appeal to a girl in a similarly impressive way one day.

i never talked about this with anyone

It was all internal rationalization

>>713829604
That is the universal "getting wet" body language. Note:
>Twirling her hair with both hands
>big open mouthed smile
>wide eyes
>lip biting
"For all ages"
Nah. Its for the adults to chuckle at meanwhile their sons get brainwashed by SIMP propaganda to turn them into nice guys who get friendzoned

YO STACY! TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME BABY!

>>713829635
If you had a girl in the neighborhood in those formative years, the stigma that separated boy activities and girl activities wasn't super prominent and you'd usually do unisex activities like riding bikes, playing videogames, and some low stakes sports like kickball.
I remember there was a girl across the street who I hung out with a lot as a kid, she could eat BBQ ribs like she was an auschwitz survivor, so she's probably fat if I looked her up. But we played a decent amount of vidya together too.

>>713828372 (OP)
No girl ever took interest in what I liked

>>713830304
They forgot to give him a dog nose in that bit

Did they have to make him wear that short-sleeved hoodie for the entire movie? It's almost as if Goofy didn't pack any clothes for him

>>713829635
>>713830374

>>713829781
Imagine how hot the mom must be if Roxanne got half her genes from this fat fuck.

>>713828372 (OP)
Back in my day, girls didn’t acknowledge video games at all.

Why does he have a Mickey phone on his bedroom? Mickey later makes a cameo hitch-hiking at a highway. Does that mean he is a celebrity with his own merchandise in that world?

>>713828838
I'm 36. Ultima has been around for ages.
>>713829723
>>713829643
You're looking at it wrong. Your hobbies are a filter. Quality women who are genuinely interested in you won't drop you because you have a strange hobby. Trash women do. Also kinda got off on seeing their disappointment and dread. Being a geek was the very height of uncool back in the early-mid 00s and nothing undropped panties harder than the internet. Ever fucked a girl and then got out of bed for a guild meeting? Hilarious.

>>713828372 (OP)
I shower her Counter Strike 1.6 in some zombie mode Lmao.
She told me I was good.
God I was shit at that game.
This girl in particular looked decent but my attraction was 0 to her Tbh,a uglier version of a girl I had rejected a few months before that.
You would kill me if you saw any of them lol.

>>713831329
Goofy is famous too its how hes able to work so many low income jobs and destroy parts of his own home and still have enough money to raise a son.

>>713831345
>Quality women who are genuinely interested in you won't drop you because you have a strange hobby.

Jokes on you for thinking I am not just looking to smash HS pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGQeU1aKsFQ

If Goofy scored, so can you.

>>713829982
good post

>>713831274
They still don't
>>713831506
Somehow no amount of scoring improves my opinion of women as people

>>713831496
Lived that life. Working out in the mornings with my lesbian big sister who also taught me how to dress, cut my hair and gave me the skills to talk to girls with confidence and charm gave me the body and looks for success. Also turned me into kind of a monster because she taught me the secrets of knowing which girls will put out and how to make myself look appealing until I got what I wanted.

I stopped liking Roxanne after this scene
https://youtu.be/IfLiErQYyC4?feature=shared

>>713828372 (OP)
>Whenever cute girls in school asked what kind of video games you played, what did you tell them?
I didn't have to tell them shit. all the bitches knew I was playing Street Fighter 3, MVC 2 and DDR because we all went to the Arcades

>>713829086
this movie is basically 10/10 it had not right to be so good and go directly to VHS first.

>>713831887
Mothers have a moral obligation to do that for their sons, but they don't, and then they have the audacity and nerve to bitch about grandkids down the line.

>>713828372 (OP)
The girl I had a crush on in grade school liked DMC. I told her I had just gotten DMC2 and we talked about that and the first one a bunch. A few months later I tried to confess to her and she called me ugly and shouted that she hated me in front of the entire class. Like a year later a friend brought it up and she tried to pretend that it didn't happen.

How many young boys or horny teens lives did she destroy?

>>713832130
>and go directly to VHS first
What are you talking about? It was a theatrical release. Also, it's not a 10/10

>>713832246
This and that animated Robin Hood film probably turned millions of impressionable young lads into fucking furfags.

>>713828372 (OP)
>haha, so ummmm, what do you like to do anon? *bites lip*
>i like playing video games
>oh
and then we stare at each other like this

>>713832194
Moms dead mate, dad was a drunk who spent most of my childhood throwing money at us between business trips. He wasn't even sober at my wedding. Poor bastard had a bit of a hard life but he didn't do us any favours. Big sis was basically my mom. Just 6 years older.

I think it's a mans job to tell boys how to catch girls, it's also a parents obligation to manage nutrition. My sister was pretty strict about not snacking, not eating stupid shit and not wasting money on empty calories. She got me out of bed every morning for a shower and a jog whether I wanted to or not. Also wasn't scared of womens bodies because we showed together. Didn't know it was fucked up until I told my best friend when we were 15. Didn't say anything because I never wanted to hurt her feelings and she genuinely had no interest in my body. I think she just hated being alone and wanted someone to talk to and have a joke with.

Why did he think that changing the map would end up working on his favor? Did he really expect that Goofy wouldn't notice that L.A was now the final destination instead of Idaho?

>>713832715
Because he's a dumb teenager

>>713829781
Id rather have his father fuck me instead, ill be his new wife

>>713832710
Its the job of the man and the woman to teach their son how to get laid. Men can teach what they know from the male perspective, women can teach what they know from the female perspective. Hit the problem from both angles. Also your sister should have committed wincest with you.

>73 minutes long without credits
The movie goes too fast. It needed some extra minutes

>>713832540
where did you get this picture of me?

>>713828372 (OP)
>Whenever
Ha, good one anon

>>713832710
>Big sis was basically my mom

>>713828372 (OP)
Im 34 and went to an all boys private school, even if any cute girls went there they would have made fun of me when I told them halo 2 and wow

>>713833212
lol dickhead.

>never get that weird 90s surfer boy Bob haircut that's lesbians seem to have now
I remember wanting that hairstyle so bad

>>713833212
YUP I BEEN DRINKIN AGIAN

>>713833083
She is a lesbian and we're siblings. It's hard to see each other like that. The worst she's ever done is get drunk and tell my wife she would bang her which is hilarious to bring up where there's a lull in conversations.

>>713833740
If she had only been bisexual........... sorry man. All things considered she did far more for you than 99% of women do for their male relatives.

>>713832882
patrician

>>713833212
YOUNG MAN

>>713833169
You have a reality tv show Kim

>>713834001
The correct answer to this question is Spinda. Or if you don't like spinda, Marill

>>713828372 (OP)
>Draw a girl
>Call it a dog
Why are Americans like this?

>>713834393
Goofy should've had a heart attack before Max and him could've made up, leaving Max wondering if his dad died thinking his son hated him, to make it extra real.

>>713828372 (OP)
girls will actually go up to guys and talk to them in real life?
i thought that was a wish fulfillment movie trope like tomboys

>>713832540
Me but fapping instead of selfies

>>713833901
Yeah she was an awesome surrogate mom.
>Cooked great food
>Never stopped lecturing me about "healthy body, healthy mind, healthy soul"
>Never let me sleep in past 6am
>Made me run 5k every morning
>Made me do situps and pushups
>Took me clothes shopping and taught me all about how to dress for my frame and what bought out my features
>Cut my hair every 3 weeks which was weirdly intimate and bonding.
>Taught me how girls bodies worked and how to get rave reviews
>Taught me what to look out for in a good woman
>Was there for me during my first heartbreak when I wouldn't listen to her
>Taught me how to fix motorbikes and DIY stuff
>Taught me how to cook, drive, ride a bike, swim, all that other shit that dad should have did
>Genuinely loved me so hard that I never even cared mom and dad were never around

Really. I owe everything I am to her. Everyone should have a big sister like mine growing up.

>>713834671
They do, I've heard many variations of
>leave now or I'll call the cops

>>713834714
>Taught me how girls bodies worked and how to get rave reviews
Verbally or?

>>713834836
lmao

>>713834872
Verbally and using a mango. I'm telling you man, she is a lesbian.

I hate how they included the Pauly Shore character in the VHS poster, as if he's an important character with more than 3 minutes of screentime.

>>713832540
>Selfies
>Texting
>Eating
>Man-hating
May favorite part about being a bifag is that I can literally choose to be gay. Imagine these things being your only outlet for real life affection and sex.

>>713835424
Same. I'd prefer dating a girl, but this is the worst ever time period to be straight in.

>>713835350
I would say name recognition, but there isn't any on there

>>713835350
Should have been Powerline.

>>713835350
He's a "rad" character with "tude" in the 90s. This was seen as marketable and hip to kids.

>>713835776
>Doesn't care two random people jumped on stage
>Instantly learn the perfect cast by seeing it once
Do you think he didn't freak out cause it was live tv?

>>713835350
Its a Disney or media tradition. Remember when Chicken Little kept promoting the porcupine with sunglasses and he has 3 lines and 30 seconds of screentime? Or KOTOR having a Selkath on the cover when none of them are a party member?

>>713834393
Still one of the best Disney scene from back then, and it's not even close.
That exchange between Pete and Goofy has no right to go this hard.

>>713835350
I think what's even stranger is the fact that Extremely Goofy Movie makes him Max's second best friend next to PJ, as if Max had any meaningful interaction with him in Goofy Movie

>>713835994
Or Moana and that pig

>>713835994
>>Or KOTOR having a Selkath on the cover when none of them are a party member?
This always stood out to me, too. I guess they needed some variety for the cover.

>>713834565
Sorry that's what happened to you
>>713836035
>"My son RESPECTS me"
Damn

>>713836485
He thought it was respect but it was probably fear

>>713828372 (OP)
I fumbled my first girlfriend that way:

>meet a cute girl at a friend's birthday party
>for some inexplicable reason she talks to me, we hit it off and we end up dating
>visiting her house I notice a PSX, ask her about her favorite games on it
>it's Metal Gear Solid
>she asks about mine
>tell her it's Silent Hill
>it's actually Crash Bandicoot 3

>>713836485
>>713836635
>He thought it was respect but it was probably fear
It's just the slightly 'disgusted' look Goofy gives Pete, then shrugs at him and goes: Yeah...
Almost like he knows.

>>713836158
I still remember the weird sounds these dudes made

>>713830007
>simp propaganda
>making a girl get attracted to you by being confident and successful

Coping retard alert!

>>713832440
No, it didn't turn me into a furfag, instead it gave me the impossible fetish of the insanely hot girl who also is cute and innocent, who's understanding and willing to give me a chance...Which I ended up actually getting by going on a blind date in my late 20's.

>>713832710
How old were you when you last showered together? I'm just curious because I've never heard of such a dynamic before, it's strangely intimate but it sounds like she set you up well for life.

Even if you do score a girl she’ll always give you this look when youre playing vidya instead of spending time with her. How do you reconcile this fact?

>>713837738
That is coincidental, max's problem is the SIMPery is in his mind. His goal isn't sex, its romance.

Oh wow this retarded thread is autosaged
What's the point of that instead of just killing the thread outright?

Why not just fucking delete the thread at that point?

>>713837878
I think I was 19 the last time.

>>713834714
This is a fetish. Even if real i feel sorry for your sister. She's not going to heaven if she's gay

>>713838818
>his goal isn’t sex
Yeah that outfit she wore in his dream was purely romantic.

>>713839589
Nah he clearly has heart symbols in his eyes metaphorically

i don't think a girl ever willingly engaged in conversation with me throughout all of middle and high school, only times i would talk with one would be for group projects/assignments and it would only be about said project/assignment