Why is Malon remembered so fondly? She has maybe 15 lines of generic dialogue in the entire game

Navi, Saria, Ruto, and Zelda are way more important.

we wants the redhead!

why is her model less detailed than that fucking bucket

>>714011414
the bucket isnt more detailes, its just a simpler shape

>>714010948 (OP)
She has that "sweet, simple country-girl" aesthetic that touches the hearts of the common white man at a fundamental level. By her nature she is more easily approached and courted, unlike Zelda which represents a near-divine or angelic figure, like Gandalf. Something separate from the physical world, and yet not at the same time. We also never see Link and Zelda marry in any of the games, so it is easier to assume that Link and Malon would be wed as opposed to Zelda.

Link and Malon got married and their descendants turned Lon Lon into a farm village with multiple families now living there.

>>714010948 (OP)
Saria and Ruto don't have that much more dialogue, anon. She's a redheaded cute farmgirl. Also, she reappears as a two farmgirls in Majora's Mask (one of which gives young Link a 'close' hug

>>714011820
that depends, how many wagebabies can her hooha queef for the economy?

>>714010948 (OP)
Memorable side quest and you finally get the horse the game repeatedly teases you with.

>>714010948 (OP)
She's cuter than anyone else in that game, and she has a child version too if you're a cunny connoisseur. Honestly I don't know why you'd choose anyone else unless you have a thing for fish girls.

>>714011672
She gives you a chicken and teaches you a song when you're a kid and then 10 years later she kinda just stand in a barn as you steal a horse outside. That's the extent of it. Anyway, Isn't she just a reference to Marin from links awakening? Marinnwas more of a full character and central to the plot.

>>714011852
god, majora's mask is really great, and I'm not a 3d zelda fag at all

>>714010948 (OP)
Same reason you crush on a girl in school without really knowing her.

:^3

>>714012616

>>714010948 (OP)
She's the first vidya chick I ever fapped to. Stood in front of her blocky tits and pumped out a load to her.

Since link is sent back to the past at the end, doesn't the Malon who remembers him fondly as the knight in shining armor who save her ranch essentially have to be alone anyway? Like he's gone.

Ruto has like 4 lines and they’re generic tsundere lines. I like her but don’t pretend that she’s bigger than she is just to put our beautiful red haired goddess down

>>714013304
You explore a whole dungeon with her and have 3 cutscenes with her. And get engaged to her.

>>714010948 (OP)
>Zelda: The princess
>Ruto: Fish, also a princess
>That Gerudo lady: is a Gerudo lady
>Saria: is permanently a kid
>Navi: is annoying, tiny and may not have a vagina
>Great Fairy: way too big
>Shiek: that's gay dude
>Impa: too old
Malon: the only actual normal girl who expresses interest in Link

>>714011414
The bucket is just a static image rolled into a cylinder that doesn't need to move

hylia was so pissed about losing to Malon that she destoyed it all

Someone is making a breath of the wild mod that restores the ranch ruins into Lon Lon ranch proper.

>>714014130
What a waste of time

>>714014248
I think it's neat. Totk flopped hard on the prospect of 'rebuilding hyrule'. They literally only added a single hut and a tower with a wall around it (lookout landing)

I don't expect 10 new cities or something but more changes were needed

Some things just feel more impactful when you're a kid. It's easy to imagine there being more than there was, especially if you spent a lot of time at the ranch and liked Malon. Malon is cute and memorable anyway though

>>714014556
Which is what makes this a bigger waste of time. Nuzelda isn’t worth anything

>>714010948 (OP)
>Sweet girl that helps you when you're a kid
>Genuinely friendly in a game where most people want you to do stuff for them. Is happy to see you, invited you to her home
>Post time skip, she's in a really bad situation
>Organic feeling to repay the kindness to someone who helped you once, and was kind to you with no expectation of anything in return
That's why.
Repaying kindness is stronger than any sort of imperative. The gods may say you must rescue Zelda, but you help Malon because you want to

Navi has zero personality and is basically a small glowing ball
Saria is cute
Ruto is cool
Zelda is boring
Malon is based

>>714013304
Don't forget
It was a different time, then. People were less willing to entertain the idea of fucking a fish, and were less informed on the idea of a tsundere. I remember a lot of kids didn't like her because they thought she was mean.

>>714015137
>Steal horse during race
>Greedy Mr. Ingo instantly goes back to being sleepy and lazy

You don't really help or repay kindness toward Malon directly . It's circumstantial and abstract

She's pretty.

That's it really.

Why did a loli grow up into a busty lady

>>714015413
>if I portray something to be more retarded than it really is then I’m right

>>714015413
Yeah, the execution of the narrative is a bit strange, I won't deny that, but that's not what's important. What's important is that we're shown and told that Malon is suffering under the current scenario, and doing the race helps her. Irrational as it may be, that's what sold the interaction.

>>714015313
Zelda fairies essentially being glowing orbs of light is a very charming (and realistic...) way to depict a FAIRY... There's an interview where the developers said they wanted navi to actually have a body but it was a misuse of resources and it would slow the game down to have a tiny, detailed character model zoom around the screen.

>>714014620
Every character has better writing in Majora's mask. Just way more compelling. I wonder if it was an autistic miyamoto mandate that OOT must have incredibly basic, stunted dialogue. Sheikh is the only character who ever gets deep about anything

>>714015480
I have bad news for you about lolis

>>714015735
I know but she’s basically a glowing ball of light and anything more than that is pure imagination

>>714015694
I just played this section yesterday. That's literally what happens. Malon hangs out depressed in the barn and doesn't recognize link. You race Ingo, who is greedy and ambitious, then he spergs out when you win, then you steal Epona and return to the ranch and he's just lazy and dopey and Malon is happy again.

There's no more depth to it than that. I believe that the manga or fan speculation or something suggests he was enspelled by ganon's sorceress moms to be evil and loyal but none of that shit is in the game

>>714015735
>Every character has better writing in Majora's mask
Cremia venting on the wagon ride felt like it came out of nowhere, and was one of the first times I ever, like, felt something for a video game character. By today's standard, sure, it's whatever, but, it was something I'd never really encountered before when I was a kid.

>>714010948 (OP)
she's cuter than the rest of those and would provide the comfiest life if you married her

>>714015413
>steal a horse
Not what happened
>ingo gets on his high horse and bets he can beat you.
>loses, wants to go double or nothing, bets his finest horse which was meant to be a gift for ganondorf
>tries to lock you in the ranch when he loses Epona.
>escape, changes his tune when he loses ganondorfs horse

>>714015735
It could be for any number of reasons, but I think Ocarina of Time being extremely straightforward and Majora's Mask being a little more convoluted but having more depth works out in both games' favor.

Majora's Mask is so unique

>>714010948 (OP)
Navi probably has less dialogue that isn't expository. Zelda probably has the same amount of dialogue if you don't count her speaking as Sheik. Ruto is a fish and while she has a bit more dialogue than Zelda and Malon and except it's bitchy and annoying.
Saria I'll give you, she outclasses them in terms of development.

Anyway a lot of Malons interest comes from her being reused as Cremia and Romani and getting basically mixed in with their development. Many many people even think the bigger bust Cremia model is Malon. As far as their characters go fans, view them as the same, even if their biographies are different.
So yeah. Malon basically has two games and 3 characters worth of character development going for her, and in one of those games(Majora's Mask) she's like 10 times as developed as all the girls in OoT put together.

>>714015972
Nobody has ever said anything about witches or whatever.

>>714010948 (OP)
I was a child and fell in love with a fictional character because of my little horny imagination

>>714014556
>>714015076
>Totk
Haven't kept up with Zelda in a while but say, what's the deal with that game anyways? At the time it came out, people were already calling it the best Zelda ever. But then, it's like the hype fizzled away like soda. Like it didn't generate the same amount of lasting popularity as its predecessor or Ocarina of Time. Did people get tired of building different types of helicopters or what?

>>714015735
>I wonder if it was an autistic miyamoto mandate that OOT must have incredibly basic, stunted dialogue.
It wasn't the focus of the game retard, they had an entire game to make from scratch. They don't speak deeply in a link to the past or Zelda 2, or Zelda 1 either.

>>714016324
Tendie hype machine is powderful so people were gonna call it the best evarrr no matter what. It’s literally just botw with the old Minecraft nether and the end stapled on with some gmod mechanics. It’s boring. Nobody is happy with that game except the bots that like to post that picture of Mario and the laughing piranha plant in the console war threads.

>>714016324
It has really fun mechanics, seriously, its impressive how well the physics engine work, btu not everyone gives a fuck about that
But the story is meh and the map being mostly the same also sucks

>>714016324
TOTK is BOTW version 1.2

>>714016460
Yeah but we're talking about the year 1999, games had good writing at that point. Majora being so much better just a short while later also proves that . They would have definitely chose to make everything very simplistic and brief

>>714010948 (OP)
Because I wanted to fuck her.

>>714016324
It was literally the same map and enemies from BotW all over again but you have some underground areas you can go to, if you ever played Saints Row for example, it's pretty much the same jump from 3 to 4, 90% same map but you got some wacky gimmick now.

>>714010948 (OP)
she's the most believable

>>714016236
Back when I was about to finish Majora's Mask, I'd redo all the bosses and finish as many sidequests as I can before facing the final boss (mainly as a symbolic thing, wanted to help as many people as possible since this was gonna be the last time Link was gonna be in Termina). And while doing the Cremia sidequest, I'd play the song of time again and start over if she gave Link rupees instead of a hug. I just liked the idea of Link getting a warm cuddle during his final days in Termina before facing an eldritch horror.

She is excited to see you, gives you a nickname, is playfully teasing, is a redhead, looks good, and her singing is really pretty. If I had a first date with a girl like that I would want to marry her. Simple enough.

>>714017076
I miss MalonEnjoyer so much, his facesitting cowgirl animation is the best thing ever.

>>714011414
The bucket has the same amount of polygons as her arm, give or take a few.

>>714016561
don't you think it's a bit sad that you talk about Nintendo games more than any of the other types of games that you supposedly like more?

>>714016883
You have to consider the genre and what they were doing. OOTs writing is really good for a 98 action adventure.

>>714017186
that's me, happy you still like my animations :)

>>714017027
I'm still seething over how good the game could be if they just made a brand new map. I suppose the next 3D Zelda will have a new world, but MAN playing without the sense of ' I wonder what's over that hill ' is just so sad . And they did the same thing in echoes of wisdom reusing 70% of the map from ALTTP and ALBW

>>714017327
i thought the map was alright honestly. if it was 7 years ago since you played botw then it already feels new with all the changes done to the map and things you've forgotten. the shit part was the temples (again), everyone seemingly forgotten about you, and the story being randomly arranged so it spoils stuff and 4 identical cutscenes after each temple

>>714017197
I like Nintendo games the best though, doesn’t mean TOTK wasn’t a massive fucking disappointment

>>714017310
You're amazing man! you should do another where she's riding his face sometime or something, that was truly the most adorable thing ever.

>>714017571
you mean another one but in a different location or something?

>>714017327
You would think the multibillion dollar company would be able to make a new landscape for their third biggest IP but apparently not

>>714017489
There are barely any changes to the map. I never finished TOTK btw it’s so boring.
>>714017571
You should get me a redhead irl

>>714016236
>>714016040
What made Cremia and Romani stick out for me was how they felt almost real, in a way that even modern games rarely capture. This might apply to most Majoras Mask characters. You can rewind time over and over to keep the moon from falling, but the characters don't know that. Seeing these low poly characters go through the stages of depression is a surreal feeling. Like on the final day, when you go to Romani ranch, you'll see Cremia agreeing to give her what's essentially Zelda booze so that she wouldn't experience the world ending. And then when she's tending to the cows and you talk to her a couple of times, she says something about how she knows that they probably won't be safe at the ranch either, and then ends it off with something about how that's just how life is sometimes. Like I said, this felt surreal, seeing these characters come to terms with their mortality while the clock ticks on, with Link being a background character for a change.

>>714010948 (OP)
Was she the one that smelled like shit?

>>714016086
>would provide the comfiest life if you married her
Compared to a literal princess?
But still best would be Nabooru.
Imagine being the trophy husband of a bandit chieftain that would regularly shower you with gifts whenever she goes looting.
And when she returns, tired and happy of all the pillaging, you could cook her a nice meal, prepare her a nice bath or...

>>714017731
>There are barely any changes to the map
there are an absolute ton of small changes. from an overhead view it looks mostly the same, but pretty much all locations on the map have different things going on, especially caves and damage

>>714017893
Only if you use the machine

>>714017926
Nabooru is ridiculously hot but you’d be the husband of a girl with no guy friends in a desert before air conditioning
>>714017960
Random rocks do not count for changes. Caves were a giant nothingburger

>>714017704
Yeah! maybe trying to do that quietly in public or something or in a fairy fountain to make it romantic, go wild :D

>>714017872
Those two are the standout characters of a game with a lot of good ones.

>>714012462
Link is mentaly 8 there.
That's sexual assault.

>>714016324
The game has a fun sandbox, but as soon as that gets old, the game struggles to hold up.
It's up there as one of the most fun games you can play for about a week, at which point the novelty wears off, and you're left with a pretty mediocre, boring experience. The dungeons and shrines are pretty thoughtlessly put together, the map is 99% the same as BotW, and the game itself doesn't care about it enough to make you not just skip it all. The sky is a nothingburger, the depths are a more robust experience, albeit one that focuses on some of the worst aspects of BotW's gameplay, and some of the least interesting aspects of TotKs building and exploration. The story is piss, the bosses are carnival rides, puzzle design is fucked because none of the puzzles hold up to getting cheesed by the dozen or so staple techniques that work everywhere, to the point sometimes it's so easy to cheese a puzzle multiple ways, that it's difficult to determine what the actual, intended solution was.
You know how for like, Grand Theft Auto, you might dick around, causing open ended mayhem for a couple days, then buckle down and actually play the game?
TotK is kinda like that, except the game part sucks dick.
None of the core problems of BotW were addressed, some were actually made worse, and the main draw of BotW, exploring and traversing the world, is disincentivized and trivialized.

>>714017893
That was Romani.

>>714010948 (OP)
What am I looking at in this screenshot? Is there a 3DS decomp or something I'm unaware of?

>>714018160
gmod screenshot

>>714018125

>>714018086
>Random rocks do not count for changes. Caves were a giant nothingburger
caves were a nothingburger?? a lot of them had really cool stuff in them
each town looked quite a lot different
roads were changed due to damage, so did terrain. chasms changed a lot of the stuff around them

>>714018127
What is the intended solution to the spinning switch in the water temple btw

>>714018160
It's https://noclip.website/
It lets you explore a lot of game maps with freecam in browser

Why did they make Mario's daughter so sexy?

>>714018086
>with no guy friends
Nah, the bridge builders are alright, gonna drink some booze with them once in a while
> in a desert before air conditioning
Just shoot an ice arrow at the ceiling or something
Nothing will stop me from getting pampered by my bandit queen wife

>>714018160
>>714018248
https://noclip.website/#oot3d/stable;ShareData=AW^*JUR-7^T]Tcx9miMmU+$ppQ!(1IUYlf0T~A9[VVpNJUiU9D8~[9EUC)e;VS

>>714018248
>>714018328
Oh huh. Had no idea this was a thing. Thanks.

>>714017960
They added a small river in gerudo, covered zora in mud, made the ground textures snowy in Rito, changed the lava to hot springs in death mountain, added a skate park to akkala, and... A tiny fort in the middle of Hyrule field. That's pretty much it, isn't it?

I can't think of any significant changes, just superficial slightly different stuff, and caves. The upheaval could have been an excuse to drastically change the landscape by lifting chunks into the sky or lowering others deep down into canyons

>>714018328
All I get is a black screen.

>>714018362
I think Nabooru would be great in chains and brought to my castle but I wouldn’t move to her

Among the other reasons listed, she's the only suitor for Link that you can see anytime and easily.
You can visit her as a child and adult at any time after you wake up Talon.
Zelda, Saria, and Ruto all disappear once you're an adult because Sages.
Zelda is inaccessable once you have all three stones, and a chore to visit before then.
Saria is a hassle unless you visit her after you have the Serenade of Forest.
Ruto is easy enough to visit once you rescue her, but after you do there's no reason to go back to Zora's Domain as a child.

>>714018484
they could have done more, sure. but again, if you played botw just before it you'd be disappointed. but i sure as hell didn't remember most of the areas after 7 years

>>714018491
Gotta click one of the games on the side within the red folder and wait for it to load.

>>714010948 (OP)
redhead. The official ocarina of time manga ship teases link and malon hard.

>>714018384
cool, would be nice to make some VN, would be easy to take pics of the models and the backgrounds

>>714018125
>Malon is into Mental /ss/
She is perfect!

>>714018554
I had a save file set aside when you meet Nabooru so I could boot it up and go see her

>>714018748
you can also just rip them and make your own in blender

>>714018578
Yeah about that

>>714018748
Do it

>>714018858
>adult malon shota link
based

>>714015735
I just thought navi was a normal fairy that glowed so hard you couldn't see her body

>>714016561
>>714016642
>>714016672
>>714017027
>>714018127
You can stop now, Eric ;)

>>714018875
Huh. Well, I don't know anything about the technical details of the site. All I can suggest is to see if hardware acceleration is on

>>714018858
my pc is too damn shit to run blender
>>714018878
meh, i cant write for shit, renpy is easy enough to use tho.

Also, i was thinking of making a gba VN with zelda characters, a very short one just to test stuff like https://github.com/laqieer/gbalvns and similar, but im lazy

>>714019069
Why do you call everyone eric? where did you pull the name from to begin with?

>>714016086

>>714019069
This is a malon thread fuck off

I wish I could play a new game that would make me feel the way OoT and MM made me feel

I might as well ask here; What other games from the 90's does /v/ still love the aesthetic of?
Bonus points for anything japanese/anime, such as OOT or megaman legends

>tfw you will never be a flatwoods monster that gets to probe Romani
why even live

>>714019393
FF7

Zelink is cute and canon

>>714019393
Kirby 64 is really pretty

>>714019446

>>714019393
spyro, the dreamlike aesthetic is top tier
But there are a lot of very good ones, too many to count

>>714019517
Didn't the new TotK dlc uncanon it?

>>714018948

>>714019701
We as a society have made the decision to disregarded everything TotK "contributed" to the lore and canon.

>>714018948

>>714019701
Let me answer your question with another question: Do you really think those psychopaths would accept it?

>>714019393
I mean, I have a love for pretty much anything low poly, and love low poly with png sprite faces. Megaman Legends style is kino.
Mischief Makers lives rent free in my head, too, that was probably the thing that made a weeb out of me.
I like the field models for FF7, too. Not the combat ones.

>>714019861
unbased.

>>714020036

>>714019701
TotK exists in its own continuity with no relation to anything else, including BotW.

>>714019861
Now make it adult link

>>714019393
Ace Combat 3 is my pick.

>>714020082
Malon should live her life as a natural nudist

>>714020134
this game is so fucking underrated, sucks that the western version was gutted so hard.

>>714019393
Super Metroid holds up to this day but I don't think that really needs stating

Most ps1 rpg's with prerendered backgrounds

>>714020106
but why tho

>>714019782
>>714019574
>>714018948
Everyone always talks about who the best OoT waifu is
But which is specifically the best ara~ara?
Their adult version with kid link?

>>714019701
The voice memories? It neither confirmed nor denied anything and Japanese video game devs will neck themselves before they have a consummate romance on screen.

>>714010948 (OP)
Pic slightly related

>>714020219
It's a shame, but now that we have a translation I can appreciate the bizarrely disconnected tone the Western release has.

>>714017310
I just hope you go back to using the N64 model instead of the 3DS one

>>714019701
Depends. It confirms that they don't actually live together in the Hateno house. Link gave it away.
Zelinkers will argue that Link can still sleep in the bed and he can only sleep in beds that he owns.

>>714010948 (OP)
Used to love groping her with my going into games machine

>>714020565
nope, there are no "native" rips of them and they are awful to pose with the low poly count, you can't make anything close to resembling as good

>>714015787
please do.

>>714020287
He's coping anon, let them be.
Zelink is never canon.

>>714020287
I have no fucking idea
Because Aonuma is a hack who has no idea to wrangle a narrative?
Because the timeline was only ever a marketing stunt made to engage people they never actually cared about?
Because they fell for the "mystery box" storytelling meme?
Take your pick.
I choose to believe it's the mystery box, leading into hack. They wrote BotW with that mindset, the questions were never meant to be answered, then they had to make a sequel and answer questions never actually meant to be answered. The Zonai were never a thing that meant anything in BotW, and what they are in TotK was invented and slotted in, for example.
But, that's my take.
Point is, it's impossible to connect TotK to BotW in any logical way that addresses every snarl in a reasonable fashion.

>>714017310
Sauce me.

Please.

>>714010948 (OP)
The farmer girl you couldn't have.

>>714011414
better?

>>714020773
x.com/malonenjoyer

>>714018709
post proof nigga

>>714018125
He's about to grow up real quick.

>>714020723
I don't give a shit about shipping one way or the other.
The games not being able to be connected has nothing to do with that.

>>714020818
Increase breast size by 50% and she's perfect.

TELL ME ABOUT MALON
WHY DOES SHE :3

>>714020830
I am disgusted

>>714018125
Hyrule isn't on Earth, let alone Burger Land USA.

>>714020830
i am impressed

>>714020932
It was the 90s.
Catface was downright ubiquitous

>>714020830
>have to make an account just to view posts.

Not based.

>>714020932
Some young stud just walked onto her farm

Malon calling like a "Fairy Boy" hits different as an adult lol. The double meaning "fairy" has in my mind makes it sound like she's calling him a fag. Then again he wears a green skirt so I guess that tracks.

>>714020571
to be fair her house is literally abandoned at that point because she got dragon'd

>>714020950
why

>>714021106
yeah, unfortunate. was never able to find a better site to post on though

>>714021024
>artists not understanding how gravity works

Big ole titties like that are going to sag, that's how you know a girl is all natural.

>>714020932
she was drooling for dick YLink dick

>>714021106
Just add 'cancel' after the x
https://xcancel.com/malonenjoyer

>>714020726
It's much simpler than that, Nintendo simply doesn't care as much as the players about the story in their games. The first block of credits in both Wilds games are game designers and something like a narrative director is completely absent. They make a game first and wrap it into some sloppy context later.

women with natural red hair are usually incredibly attractive and we can't glorify beauty in this satanic world, or maybe nintendo is just retarded

>>714020932
she just is :3

>>714021152
a skirt and no pants at that

Made this edit a while back. Played a doraemon movie song over the animation.
https://files.catbox.moe/ydb7o3.mp4

>>714021152
It's a tunic you fucking dunce.

Malon would know what a tunic is.

>>714010948 (OP)
Just want a nice girl who likes me for me. Malon is the best at that.

>>714021394
>Skirt with no pants as a kid
>Skirt with tights and earrings as an adult
Maybe Malon did have a point after all

>>714021252
make a rule34 xxx account

>>714019393
Megaman legends is mostdef in the top 3 for soulful low-poly 90's N64/PSX models

>>714020818
FULLY. MODELED. BROOCH.
It's a shame this project will never be completed.

>>714021534
Question is why did Rauru give us white skintight pants and earrings? motherfuck set us up

>>714021343
Let's fucking go.

>>714021252
Malon is not for lewd, you fucking hack.

>>714021924
Yeah she is, stop being a prude cunt

>>714021842
>Based Rauru sets up Link to slay pussy all across Hyrule

My man.

>>714021924
A sheikah stone literally says that Malon wants a knight in shining armor to pin her down and go PLAP.

>>714021924
get bent

>>714021924
Look at how she dress, she is asking for it

>>714018125
based

>>714010948 (OP)
She has a fair bit of depth despite that. The fact she has to hide from asshole Luigi to sing her mothers song alone in the middle of the night is sad and real, it makes you want to stop him more

>>714020520
sucks we still didnt reach this far in the timeline in any other game iirc, i need more space missions, Zero gravity exploded my mind at the time.

I should play the translated original version, i played the jap one long ago.

Malon getting raped by Ingo while Link is sealed away

>>714022996
you don't have to do this with every girl and every thread. please just stop for a little bit :( malon is special to some of us.

>>714010948 (OP)
She's the prettiest and is a farm girl.

>>714022996
not canon

Good girl, attractive, attainable. Classic love interest.

The year is 202X.
Ocarina of Time still lacks a dating sim mod.
Despair enshrouds the planet.

>>714023104
Zelda had Impa's protection

how can pixels be attractive?

>>714018125
And then he'll go back in time and return the favor to her.

>>714023383
give me writing and i could make something in renpy or gba

>>714022960
LEAVING ATMOSPHERE
HURRY UP

>>714012702
MILKED

>>714023383
SILKY MILKERS

>>714019861
they're too young to be screwin around

That wamudraws animation was crazy.

>>714019393
I still love how MGS1 looks. the color palette, the chunky models, moody atmosphere. game is just so memorable to me.

>>714020818
nah they ruined her face

>>714020818
is this different from the one they put out a few years ago? it looks weirder than I remember.

>>714024214
Sauce?

>>714024686
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12023812&tags=animated+wamudraws+

>>714024567
most fanart too, they remove the :3

>>714016324
it's just Zelda: Nuts and Bolts

>>714016324
what if botw had nuts and bolts mechanics slapped onto it and thats basically totk. its ammusing for a little bit but the hover bike solves pretty much everything.

>>714020818
-Bigger breasts
-thicker eyeliner/eyelashes
and reshape her hair to be more like her 3DS look.

>>714020818
where her tits

>>714016324
The game is fine, good even.

It just wasn't the culture explosion BotW was, felt more like a major expansion pack rather than it's own thing.

But of course shitposters gonna doom and gloom about how the franchise is dead or some shit.

>>714025550
gone due to woke

>>714025785
the franchise is dead. im not a shitposter but you can't look at the state of things and tell me its not dead.

>>714010948 (OP)
She has an entire song dedicated to her and your ride.

>>714026226
>Zelda movie
>Ocarina remake rumors ramping up
>New Hyrule Warriors

Yeah, it's dead I guess.

>>714026560
>zelda movie
its literally never been more over

>>714012702

>>714026560
>Ocarina remake
honestly though who wants Ocarina redone in the style of BotW?

>>714027257
Please no

>>714026640
No senpai, we are so back.

>>714027420
if the remake is real that's 100% what it will be though. and it won't work right.

>>714027506
that is an ugly drawing

>>714027257
>open world
>classic dungeons

It's literally the best of both worlds.

>>714027663
it would have to completely rework the entire game so much it would no longer even be recognizable. at that point just make a new game.

>>714027605
Is ai slop more of your flavor?

>>714027801
Gameplay will be fine, I would be more concerned with the tone and atmosphere.

>>714027803
no definitely not, but just because ai slop sucks doesnt mean i like carefully crafted man face

>>714028054
it wouldn't be fine
Ocarina's items and obtaining them to use in their respective dungeons are an iconic part of the original. that wouldn't mesh well with BotW/TotK's "have all your items from the outset and go anywhere" thing.

>>714020431
It's absolutely insane how believably written this is. He wrote it exactly like someone who actually had a "going into games" machine would write that post. Sometimes I catch myself almost thinking this is somehow real.

>this is real

How was this allowed?

>>714028098
>bro has never seen a nordic woman

>>714028361
doesn't look like that pic at all

>>714028425
Then stop bitching about girls with a strong jawline.

>>714028613
the jaw isn't the problem it's just an ugly drawing

>>714010948 (OP)
My first girlfriend was the sweetest and most adorable redhead farm daughter.
She went away to college and slowly changed into the most hateful and stupid rainbow-haired facial piercing tattooed wannabe man freak, who committed suicide when she came home and everyone hated what she became.

What if farms were real

>>714028832
Nice blog homie, but this is a Zelda thread.

>>714028965
I chain myself up to be milked by cute redheads.

>>714029034
Yeah, I wouldn't expect a 43 IQ shitjeet to understand the relevance between my post and the OP even though it's blatantly obvious.

>>714029164
Fuck off retard

>>714028832
based blogposter

>>714027803
sloppa

>>714029748
>freckles on the boobs

Kinda based ngl...

>>714029387
>why do people like this character?
>this is why
>WAOW UR IS RETAR'D!?!?!?!?!?!?
cringe 43 IQ shitjeet

>>714029865
of course https://files.catbox.moe/8e039b.jpg

>>714010948 (OP)
I'd say Cremia is more popular for some reason.

>>714029912
Your post had nothing to do with Malon.

Nobody cares about your bio.

>>714030051
>This will never be you after a hard day on the farm with the wife.

>>714030367
https://files.catbox.moe/bndumn.jpg

>>714031025
Now that's good stuff.

>>714031025
Lon Lon is a RANCH they don't grow wheat. Green pastures not golden stalks , god damn.

>>714031973
They certainly growing something...

>>714011050
Flippy

>>714031973
are you sure? the n64 graphics were limiting

>>714033069
Nigga it’s a ranch

>>714010948 (OP)
Pedos. It's just pedos.

>>714022496
>>714020082
>>714019861
>>714018858
>>714017704
Malon with a wildflower crown por favor

>>714030051
reminds me of my life

>>714034072
>Adult woman
>"Is this a pedo?"

Welcome to /v/ Mr. Scheier.

>>714027257
Maybe Majora could work but Ocarina doesn't have enough colorfulness to work in a toon style

>>714029748
Catbox for the full image?

nice busty cute farmgirl.

>>714014130
Zelda yet again the worst girl in her own game

Loli and cow at the same time
What's not to love? Same for Cremia and Romani

>>714016324
The real answer is because it's 2025 and no one gives a shit about games unless they're gachas with big titties. Video games are a generational hobby and old people (over 30) just aren't interested in sharing their interests on social media. Social media in general has died out a ton aside from AI slop and engagement farming. Traditional media is gone, so there's no reliable industry stalwarts to prop up this game and put it on tier lists. Like all other good things in this world, it's over. Just another drop in the bucket of consumer trash. I don't think anyone under the age of 20 has touched a Zelda game let alone TotK.

>>714020726
>Aonuma
He didn't even direct BotW or TotK

>>714012702
>dear pesky plumbers

>>714028284
People weren't fags back then

>>714010948 (OP)
Because players can actually spend time with her, as a child and adult.
The other characters are often removed from the story in one time or the other.
Familiarity breeds fondness.

>>714033881
City Slickers in their Fancy German Cars don't know the distinction. I've heard bitches talk about corn ranchers and cow farms. They don't know their Feed from their Seed.

>>714010948 (OP)
>Red hair
>Loli
>Titty cow
>Cremia and Romani
GEE ANON, I DON'T KNOW

>>714026560
>>714027257
I want Wind Waker to be the one that gets a nu-Zelda remake.

>>714036501
Ocarina of Time's the best

>>714015735
They could have made her a... sprite.

>>714018117
Majora's mask is my favourite Zelda game, and that specific mission is my favourite part. Hell the Flatwoods Monster is one of my favourite criptids. It's a perfect Venn diagram for me.
There's also not enough R34 of Cremia and Malon being abducted by THEM.

>>714015735
I think it's more that MM Is MUCH more sidequest and character-focused, wheras OoT is much more focused on a more linear story and progression. They're too very different games, and adding the same emphasis and characters and sidequests in OoT would have made its development cycle even longer and possibly made the game overbloated. MM having better character writing is kind of the point of the game

>>714025550
To be fair the official art it was likely based off also lacks tits. No one has the balls to bring back her bust

>>714037768
>A perfect Venn Diagram.
You mean a circle?

>>714038138
isn't that the child version?

>>714017704
>>714017310
>>714017076
good stuff anon, so cute

>>714038303
Nope that’s cremia, adult malon doesn’t have any official promo art so she’s the next best thing

>>714028832
>She went away to college and slowly changed
This happened to my best friend from highschool. We were thick as thieves back in the day, then he moved and became the most condescending, virtue signalling prick I've ever met. Can barely stand the guy now. All colleges have been taken over by woke-tards are a ruining higher education.

>>714020082
rape and coom, then ask questions
>>714018328
thanks for reminding me that this thing exists
>>714014620
>iqdb is currently under high load, your query has been queued. Place in queue: 194
ok wtf is happening today? I've never seen such a ridiculously long queue

>>714036701
part of me wants to hate her dopey expression here but it's sort of cute

>>714018491
The fact that you could not intuitively figure it out has me worried about you. Are you mentally ill or just stupid?

>>714030051
Fuck I miss the more inexperienced days of my youth when every fumbling touch was the most intense thing I'd ever felt, and made my entire body come alive. Just two kids fumbling around behind a shed or in a parked car on a dark back road. I wasn't ready for these feels.

>>714019861
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10880086
:3

>>714029748
>>714030051
post sloppa PROMPT

>>714038298
No because it's different interests over-lapping. My enjoyment of Zelda games and my love of Ayys.

>>714039141
>when every fumbling touch was the most intense thing I'd ever felt
that's still the case for me

>>714039297
https://files.catbox.moe/ua3eet.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ydap5i.png

>>714023383
Slowly, ever so slowly...

>>714039569
which artist(s) did you train your model on?

>>714039297
Need THEM.
But she's actually into it.

>>714010948 (OP)
Simple farm girl. All men want in life

>>714012224
More like links sexual awakening

>>714039828
what is this
and is that best zelda in the 64 style i see?

>>714040010
I dunno, it's not my model

Is it bad that I wish there was a spinoff game all about misadventures and antics involving the side characters of the series, even if as a Four Swords/Minish Cap sort of "everyone is here but it's not actually the main stuff" deal? You could explore a lot of things that just inherently pass along the generations/concepts of these characters they all inherit as a for-fun thing.

>>714040576
damn ai sucks

>>714040797
Because I used a public model?

>>714040857
it's because it's ripping off artists the ai was trained on
I want to know whose style is this but it's difficult to know

https://www.newgrounds.com/playlist/30821/zelda-sim-date

I wanted to show off this Zelda hentai game I loved as a kid, but I get this error message no matter if I log into my account and allow all mature content to appear:

"All of the entries on this page have been hidden by your filters."

Did Nintendo force Newgrounds to delete all the Nintendo fan games?

>>714041291
Check the prompt

>>714042421
I can't see it

>>714010948 (OP)
I'm gonna suck on those nipples! God-fucking dammit.

>>714041385
I remember that one. I can't seem to find it functional on any other website either.

>>714042597
A deal's a deal!

>>714027663
That pic makes me think, who was the bigger ladies man? OoT Link or Zelda 2?

>>714044643
I gotta say OoT Link. Every single chick he meets likes him, and all of the main chicks his age almost immediately profess their love for him and ask for marriage. Shit Saria develops oneitis for him so badly she ends up becoming a sexless sage for him.

>>714040573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOdY_7dKNSU

I like Zelda ladies

>>714044917
Yeah but Zelda link gets with literally two Zeldas and atleast 1 slut from each town he visits.>>714044643

>>714044917
Kokiri village probably became a dry county after Link left, if you know what I mean. I bet Mido still couldn't get any afterward, that punk bitch.

>>714046215
Meant for >>714046023
All Links can pull, but does Zelda Link ruin women for all other men just by being around?

>>714044917
why do you type like a nigger

>>714044643
OoT is the only one with a harem, besides maybe Wind Waker

>>714046813
I don't. Why do you type without capitalising or punctuation like a retard?

Pedobait
>b-but muh adult version
Cremia is pedobait too

>>714042512
Post the sauce, maybe other anons can work it out?

Yes.

>>714020818
she looks like she hasn't slept in days

>>714011414
hmm... nice bucket.

>>714010948 (OP)
as a kid when I failed the alien mission in majoras mask and she came back on the last day with her memory wiped, I legit cried

>>714047067
No, it's these sluts >>714047549

>>714011050
Can you believe Disney removed this scene? I think it's still at Tokyo Disney though.

>>714010948 (OP)
>Navi, Saria, Ruto, and Zelda are way more important.
Why do you evaluate fictional characters as if there a utile function to them? You're probably autistic and wouldn't even understand if it was explained

>>714010948 (OP)
men just want one thing and it's disgusting

>>714048468
The genuine love of a wholesome woman?

>>714048515
well, yeah?

>>714028280
Well I’m pretty sure that autistic fuck in the screenshot thought it was real aswell

>>714044643
OoT was so much swag he probably got looks from girls of other series.
Kinda like that oldass .gif of Link riding Ivy after slapping her ass with the Master Sword. Too bad I cant find it.

>>714014130
Millennial dialogue is heckin terriblerino

>>714011672
Ok but you're not white.

>>714020431
how can a post so stupid get so many replies
the human brain is really a thing

>>714048550

>>714012702
You can also see mario 64 paintings inside the castle

Reminder that OoT link died an incel virgin.

Oh cool, Zelda thread. I can shill this rom hack that came out yesterday. Really fucking cool if you like Ace Attorney.
https://youtu.be/VOdY_7dKNSU

>>714011050
I choose both redheads

>>714048987
What the hell makes you think that?

>>714049024
I wonder if you can use it as a baseline to make a dating sim, wish i knew how to mod n64 stuff

>>714047549
>He looks like he fucks Kokiri girls
>Agreed

>Why is Sue remembered so fondly? She has maybe 15 lines of generic dialogue in the entire game
This line of reasoning never works, because there's already hundreds of examples of fondly remembered characters that you don't play as and don't have a single line of dialogue. Some characters are just made to be remembered and loved, unlike ourselves.

>>714010948 (OP)
She gives you a freaking horse

Link should be left handed

>>714048468
Child bride that grows up to be a titty cow? Yes

>>714021276
those are elvish titties

>>714010948 (OP)
This reminds me I had a very long dream about ocarina of time recently for some reason and she had a much bigger role for it

>>714050741

>>714051389
Elaborate?

>>714051501
I literally just dreamed I played the game but that at some point she gives you a hint that while she was making a delivery to the castle the ground felt kind of weak and then when going back to the castle the maze to see Zelda had been massively expanded and there was a new area in the middle and when you placed a bomb there it opened a huge hole that led to an underground dungeon full of undead and every so often Malon would show up and give you a milk to heal you and encourage you to keep going, when you finally got to the bottom there was a big green dragon boss, if you beat it then you got some sort of new hammer you could use to break in to the castle and fight ganon early to get a special ending

>>714051821
Cool dream.

>>714016324
BOTW wasn't even that good. It was just baby's first open world.

Nintendo kids live in their own ecosystem, and they hadn't played an Ubislop game until then so it blew their little brains. Telling how after TOTK came out they were already tired of the formula. Play one formulaic open world game and you've played them all.

>>714051821
>>714051959
I second this. That is indeed a cool dream.

>>714036701
It's a mystery why everyone loved her.

>>714011414
Because the background is using an "HD" texture pack

>>714010948 (OP)
Kind-hearted, red-headed farm girl. I feel like I'm trying to explain how a man can possibly be attracted to a woman. It should really go without saying.

>>714049024
Just played this myself and it's shockingly well made, even if it is only one case* for now. I hope they follow up on that allusion to their being more though, and make a nice little series out of this.

>after finishing it, having a transfer pak with a Link's Awakening game with a THIEF branded save unlocks an extra case

>>714011852
>Also, she reappears as a two farmgirls in Majora's Mask
How did this work. I thought everyone in Termina was like a parallel soul to their equivalent in Hyrule. Is the older one there actually Malon's mom?

>>714053209
>spoiler
Damn, thats very cool

>>714030138
Two big reasons.

>>714053236
It's just a kinda vague parallel world, there's no real direct correlation and there's quite a few wholly "new" characters as well

>>714053412
>link just confused because he feels comfy, protected but also his pp got hard
Damn she gonna confuse the hell out of that boy

>>714026226
>the franchise is dead.
The franchise hasn't been ever as successful as it's been on Switch. It remains to be seen if TotK did any lasting damage but I very much doubt it and I'm under the impression most audiences actually liked it despite its problems

>>714010948 (OP)
She isn't. People fondly remember Cremia. Her reverse-doppelganger is barely a character.

>>714025785
>It just wasn't the culture explosion BotW was
I haven't played BotW but I'd heard from multiple different people that it was good, but too long. So maybe that was what led to the weaker sales for the next one.

I miss the softness of breasts.

>>714057943
Never tried

>>714042512
Use a tool that sees ai info

>>714010948 (OP)
I think young kids who didn't know how to progress through the harder parts of the game would spend a lot more time coming back to the calm areas and messing around, and the ranch is right in the middle of the map. That's how it was for me anyway.

>>714059636
Yeah i can see that happening, majora has really chill places to relax or just idle

>>714053236
they just wanted to reuse both models

>>714019393
Wild Arms 1
Secret, Trials and Legend of Mana

Let’s see, Link’s options are;
>perma loli who might not even be able to reproduce or worse
>a princess who’s status would make it impossible for a commoner like him to consummate
>another princess who’s a fucking fish and a bitch
>inbred sand amazonian (and there’s a chance she could birth Ganon)
>ninja hag
>tiny fairy who canonically ditches his ass
And finally
>cute farm girl who’s normal and into him when they first meet

>>714015137
Why did my eyes slightly water reading this what the fuck

>>714063415
saria would been his second choice.

>>714059004
Don't do it unless you're willing to commit to getting it on a regular basis. Sex is like crack, once you've had it, there's no going back, and not getting it, even willingly sucks.

What exactly is the outer wall of Lon Lon Ranch? Is it rocks? Would it not have made more sense to make it look like trees so it looks like the ranch is in the middle of a woods?

>>714064757
its hyrule field, not hyrule woods

>>714064445
yeah guess i'm better without it, already going towards 40 and still a virgin

There's no feeling quite like going out in Lon Lon ranch at night.

>>714010948 (OP)
Normalplebs. Malon lovers do not belong here unless they also want to plow her first form.

>>714016324
I hated BotW, but it had potential they could build off of. TotK just squandered all of it and confirmed Aonuma has no goddamn clue or vision for the series and that he couldn't care less about what Zelda is. His comments on OoT and his clear disappointment at getting crushed in the game awards, over not getting best direction in particular, are proof of that.

>>714011672
>She has that "sweet, simple country-girl" aesthetic that touches the hearts of the common white ma-

I guess I'm white

Serious question. Why the fuck is Link wearing blue in BoTW? Him being in green is a defining part of his appearance/character.

>>714071645
Nu-Nintendo devs outright said his tunic wasn't cool enough.

>>714053681
doesnt matter if every person on earth buys a copy its dead
they bought a corpse

>>714012702
I see now

>>714064757
you dont put a ranch in the middle of the moods. its rocks.

>>714053681
They bought a skinwalker. Zelda is dead.

>>714011050
>redhead
Nah, that's brunette.

Malon is simply always there. Saria, Ruto and Zelda are disappeared most of the time, while Malon is always there on her ranch.
Also ^<>^<>...
I was more into the Gerudo at the time to be honest.

>>714074923
malon has red hair wtf are you talking about

>>714020134
>tfw you played the USA version as a kid
>tried to replay the uncucked version but now that i am old i sucks playing videogames
its not fair bros...getting perfect rank for each mission is too hard

>>714075040
That's what the consensus has become these days (despite lack of any written official sources), yeah.
I disagree with it, though. Redheads are disgusting, while Malon is not too shabby.

>>714064445
i count my blessings every day as someone that got to date, marry, and have kids with my first girlfriend. we're 34, and been together since we were 14.

malon my beloved

I CHOOSE HER AND PRINCESS RUTO AT THE SAME TIME

>>714053681
man, Linkle should get her own game

>>714013304
She's also a haughty Ojou-sama at least in the Japanese. She'd bully Zelda for being a nerd if this was a highschool setting, and probably have drill shaped head fins

>>714071645

I sentence navi to the slow fate of a MLP doll.

Man the ass pain that BoTW/ToTK generates is really impressive.

>>714020932
Because she's looking at her future husband/breeding bull

>>714021532
Cute cow

Link is always drowning in bitches because he's super handsome, as well as being pretty stupid, but extremely earnest, he'd genocide a whole species of monsters if they ever kidnapped you. Bitches also like how stupid he is.

>>714063415
>a princess who’s status would make it impossible for a commoner like him to consummate
He is a bearer of divine treasure, a hero to the land and saviour or royalty. Given his relations with every race in Hyrule you could extend it to diplomat and then count his side hustles as musician, knight, spelunker, mountain climber, fisherman, gardener, jockey and aquatic gastro-intestinal surgeon.
I'm sure the people would make an exception for one of those.

>>714012702
I learned something today

>>714063415
Hey the fish being a bitch is kind of the appeal, she's also not a bitch once you rescue her, she's all over you.

LON LON RANCH REALLY ROCKS

>>714064757
cute little cliffs.

>>714010948 (OP)
Literally made for leg-locked impregnation sex with lots of hugs and kisses and before-and-after cuddles from Link

>>714087934
Hot also some rough mating press filthy pig sex when she's feeling freaky and ovulating. (Not literal pigs you autists)

>>714023383
That actually exists though, it just hasn't progressed in months.

>>714087934
>>714088026
Wet, sloppy, loud, and full of love.
...Fuck, bros...

For me it's Ashei

>>714088342
Full of hot sticky love that leaves her unable to close her legs and gives her seizures small ones.

>>714088342
Also the kinda fucking that makes her wake up and look at the bed and herself in the mirror and go, "Damn".

>>714010948 (OP)
Her tomboyish, teasing attitude when she interacts with kid Link is really charming.

>>714010948 (OP)
>Why is Malon remembered so fondly?
She's a girl, I'm a boy, could it be any more obvious?

>>714010948 (OP)
>>714010948 (OP)
Whore for BBC

People here are being massively reductive about how much stuff the games does to give character to its...characters and world. You can go on about "x doesn't say that much" or "the plot isn't complicated and full of crazy twists", but you'd be missing all the things the game does actually do to make it all so memorable.

People aren't hallucinating "more" than what the game gives them, it's just that what you are given is often in the form of many subtle details that aren't spelled out, but which influence how to experience and think about things. Like, the NPCs in the game often have unique skeletons and animations that naturally react to you and pose in different ways depending on what you are doing, that gives them a lot of individual personality in ways that you don't often see done to the same level of detail in many games. If you spend time exploring the game and just taking it in you pick up on this and things like that. Like, the game adds in all kinds of details like how you can speak to people wearing numerous masks to clean more information, playing songs might let you uncover extra scenes and dialogue, there are all kings of things (including skeika stones etc.) that you can pay attention to to pick up lore details and hints about things, and in general the way the time systems let you interact with the characters gives the impression of the world full of life going about its business in different ways.

There's genuinely just a lot going in an few games do as good a job of giving you the impression you are interacting with characters in a lived in world. At the end of the game all the things that have happened feel monumentally significant, even if the 'plot' isn't complex.

>>714089746
Nobody watches television anymore britbong

>>714019056
I think that is the idea, is it not?

I'm posting it again.
https://files.catbox.moe/aidnmk.zip (OOT)
https://files.catbox.moe/y4e82l.zip (MM 2ship)
https://files.catbox.moe/0bl8bv.zip (MM Recomp)

>>714010948 (OP)
>Navi, Saria, Ruto, and Zelda are way more important.
Exactly
You HAVE to interact with them
You CHOOSE to spend time with Malon

>>714010948 (OP)
Toe curling squirting orgasms nightly

>>714090316
That's a lot of words to simply convey 'i have nostalgia '

Men don't care how important a woman is
Malon is cute and sweet and excited to see me, that's literally the only thing we need.

I want to give Malon a big hug

>>714088513

Whenever I see a Nintendo character I just go "oh look it's a nintendo character".
These characters are all the same
-- Overly cute and round proportions
-- No spoken dialogue or established voice
-- Very loose personality that is mostly a matter of interpretation
-- Nonspecific background story which changes depending on the game or the circumstance
-- Using bright primary colors to make them instantly marketable to kids

Nintendo characters, when you've seen one, you've seen them all. Whether it's kirby, mario, link, donkey kong...etc. all the same stuff. Half their designs are ripped off other media too, like how Donkey Kong is literally just King Kong

>>714092353
This
It's the little things about the interactions with her.
She reaches out and makes an attempt to be friendly, when we're alone.
She invites us to her home, and is happy to see us when we're there. There's a genuine sense that she enjoys seeing us.
There's none of the pretense, quid pro quo, or necessity that clouds the others.
We don't have to seek her out, she injects herself into our life. And that's worth so much.

>>714092963
no "you must" or "you are fated" with Malon

>>714092963
What if she's like that one anon's wife who was grooming him into the perfect man and husband since they were 8 years old?

>>714093439
I haven't heard that one.

>>714092703
>>714088513

>>714092963
Women think being sassy or a smartass will endear men to them. When all they need is the Malon strategy aka being visibly pleased when we're around them.

>>714095143
Just looping the same two posts like you're stuck in the Temple of Time cutscene. Say what you actually mean or at least throw in some new schizo theory about Talon being a retired Hylian knight or something. Come on anon, give us something to work with.

Malon aggressively facefucking Link while she's in heat and her nails dig into his head as he gets waterboarded by her love that's dripping off her fiery bush

>>714099570
Hmmmmmmmm
She wouldn't do that. She likes horses, and flowers, and singing, and they are just friends!

>>714099570
Malon hugging Link tightly to her chest, while giving him a slow, gentle, loving handjob, and telling him he's a good boy.

>>714099570
Nah, they'd be in this position
https://files.catbox.moe/qvznl0.jpeg

>>714100818
>just friends
Marriage is the best friendship, as they say, I suppose. They made one of TP Link's parents, after all.

>>714023471
Reminds me of a fanfic I read.

These are nice threads, if only because they stick it to filthy fucking Zelinkers. Good times.

>>714103405
Bruh i don't give a damn about your shipping gayops i just like malink

Where are the bulls and the calves at Lon Lon Ranch that are required for the cows to make milk?

>>714103716
Ignore him, he's a schizo that can't let go of some shipping autism from years ago.

>>714103992
Talon's there

threads like this really make me want to type out some sappy lovey-dovey bullshit but then I catch myself

>>714105195
Instead write some porn shit about like Malon getting knocked up.

>>714105195
>>714105968
>>714105195
Do both

>>714106065
>>714105968
>>714105195
Link and Malon making a baby, but Malon's a kinky bitch that fucks like a tigress.

>>714105195
Do one of Romani confessing her feelings of Link to Cremia and Cremia then has to go through the effort of educating her sister and her boyfriend on the ins and outs of babymaking directly

>>714105968
>>714106065
>>714106906
>>714107048
no

They are missing out by not having some small team making a direct sequel to OOT and MM with the same Link again.

>>714107297
Fine, I'll get Grok to do it.

>>714107297
Malon going through the throes of puberty and thinking about the cute fairy boy and she's having to hide the evidence of her infatuation and self-play from her father, who lets her experience growing up without intervention

>>714014130
um so that just happened

>>714107530
Fuck no wait I hate AI slop I'll do it
uhhh

Link and Malon playing and giggling in the barn together when malon falls over in a pile of hay. Her linen dress outlines her lovely body and Link notices her beautiful form as she lays there. Then passionate kissing leads to rough babymaking sex while all the animals watch

>>714105195
Marin and Malon scissoring for dominance of Link and who the best ginger is (plot twist is that he picks them both and impregnates them both)

Would you brush Malon's hair?

sketch for thread

OoT is a lot more cinematic than I remember. Even this little cutscene with the Sun's song grave exploding is really well done, especially for 1998

https://youtu.be/ccvufhTBcWc

oracle malon

>>714010948 (OP)
If thats your argument then no character in that game matters. Especially not link since he doesn't talk at all.

Retard

Malon cumming in her panties from her daughter sucking on her nipple for lunch and she steals Link away for a quickie while their baby naps

>>714108416
Good work anon but you forgot to sketch her dress

>>714108504
You say especially for 1998 but Half-Life released that year and that game was extremely cinematic

>>714053412
>>714053525
There’s a reason why he ends up motorboating Malon’s tits in the child timeline

>>714010948 (OP)
"Big sister type character introduces a young boy to sex" fantasy

>>714109389
I didn't say it was the only one. Yes. other games also existed at the time that were cinematic. Metal Gear Solid was also really cinematic. It doesn't make OoT any less impressive

>>714109154
you don't need to sign your posts

Malon never learned to shave down there.
This is a good thing.

>>714111224
Based, I will huff her hairy firecrotch and use her to keep my face warm in the winter.

>>714111224
She's a civilized woman, not a neanderthal.

I get the impression women werent really nice in your guys' experience

>>714111705
I was raped by a man when I was 7.
Women are WAY better in every interaction I've had

>>714010948 (OP)
It's a "deepest lore" thing.
All the other potential love interests had to leave Link in the game, with only Malon remaining. In Majora's Mask we see that Kid Link has Epona which is a connection to her, and in TP which is based on the timeline where Link returned to his childhood shows the new Link is literally a descendant with inherited cultural traits from Lon Lon Ranch, his horse Epona, and the Epona Song, which means that OoT-Link ended up actually marrying Malon and having sex with her, and eventually kids.

>>714051397
Why do all middle aged Japanese men have this hairstyle?

>>714112259
Not to mention Zelda is reserved for BGC.

>>714112259
Yeah, like no other female character in that game works for Link with the idea that Twilight Princess Link is his descendant.
>Saria is a forest spirit and probably can't procreate
>Ruto is a Zora and probably can't procreate with Hylians
>Impa is a Sheikah, and Twilight Princess Link isn't part Sheikah
>Nabooru is a Gerudo, and Gerudo only give birth to women except for once a century
>Zelda is royalty, so Link can't marry her
Malon is quite literally the only option that makes any sense.

>>714112259
>Most Links are weedy kids, with pretty poor physical abilities that need to be magically enhanced
>The Link related to Malon is the single most physically strong Hero across all timelines, who needs no strength boosting item to wrestle full on beast Ganon to the fucking ground
She's been hiding her true power this whole time, hasn't she?

>>714111705
what do you mean? my grandma's friends always said i was very handsome

>>714049024
I played this hack two days ago and really enjoyed it. The custom animations are hilarious.
>>714053209
I just KNEW there was an extra one!

>>714112676
>poor physical abilities
Most Links are powerhouses that kill monsters with tiny swords. Wind Waker Link took an explosion to the face and slammed face-first into a stone tower and just walked it off like it was nothing. Also it was Midna that grapples with Beast Ganon, not Link.

>>714112676
I want to know where he learned all those crazy flips in MM, he wasn't doing that in OoT

Would Link be labelled THIEF if he took Marin's purity away?

>>714113000
Can't steal what's freely given.

I bet Malon would give absolutely mindbreaking back and neck massages from her strong arms

>>714112665
Yeah
If TP Link was related to Zelda, he would be part of the royal family.
We don't really know how interracial reproduction works in Zelda besides Gerudo, but I think it's a safe assumption that even IF it were possible, the offspring would have some pretty distinguishing features. Link isn't a Gerudo, male or female, and we know Gerudo + human just makes a Gerudo. Link has no features in line with a Zora, and considering I'm like, 60% sure Kokiri don't even actually look like human children, and the entire thing was a ruse and a performance for Link's sake, they're literally forest spirits with non-insignificant supernatural abilities, so I really don't think it's possible with Saria. And even if it was, TP Link is most distinct for the complete absence of magic abilities of any kind, so that's also not likely. If he was using unique magic, sure, worth considering. He's not, and is completely magically impotent, when even completely random Links like Wind Waker can.
Impa isn't strictly impossible, but Link barely interacts with her, Impa is 100% focused on Zelda's well being, not fucking the weird forest kid. Not possible to completely disprove, but, at the point Impa is possible, we'd seriously need to consider that Link cucked Darling with Honey, or fucked the Bombchu Bowling Alley girl, or got ara~ara'd by Anzu, ect, since we can't really prove he didn't fuck them either.

It's been good, anons
May each and every one of you find a sweet farm girl to be kind to you

>>714077368
That is very good of you

>>714114719
same for you anon

Malon would look cuter with a fierce tan.
Probably look a lot like her Gerudo mother too

>>714113437
Well, the name Epona and Epona's Song crops up in Twilight Princess, so it'd make no sense if it was anyone but Malon.

malon sex

>>714114810
>her Gerudo mother too
People always forget the second part of Talon's reaction to the Gerudo Mask is him correcting himself that his wife didn't look like it at all.