>meanwhile on Coruscant /v/...

>>714575828 (OP)
>STOP KILLING JEDI WE JUST NEED 1 BILLION MORE SIGNATURES

what about the droid attack on the wookies?

>>714575945
sybau nigga

>>714575886
>>714575945
>>714576058
holo games?

Though you do it for free, we do not grant you the rank of janny.

bros how do you get rid of conduit worms in your apartment?

YOU WILL DESECRATE TOMBS AND YOU WILL BRING ME THE COOKIES AND DOUGHNUTS FROM THEM. MOVE NOW MY APRENTICE

>>714575828 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meI-qPpohVU&pp=ygUJc3dhZyB3YXJz

>>714575828 (OP)
Star Wars Episode 1 Racer is basically the only racing game I ever played.

>The more I argued with Toydarians, the more I got to know their dialectics.
>First they counted on the ignorance of their adversary; then, when there was no way out, they themselves pretended stupidity.
>If all this was of no avail, they refused to understand or they changed the subject when driven into a corner; they brought up truisms, but they immediately transferred their acceptance to quite different subjects, and, if attacked again, they gave way and pretended to know nothing exactly.
>Wherever one attacked one of these prophets, one's hands seized slimy jelly; it slipped through one's fingers only to collect again in the next moment.
>If one smote one of these Toydarians so thoroughly that, with the bystanders watching, he could but agree, and if one thus thought he had advanced at least one step, one was greatly astonished the following day.
>The Toydarian did not in the least remember the day before, he continued to talk in the same old strain as if nothing had happened, and if indignantly confronted, he pretended to be astonished and could not remember anything except that his assertions had already been proved true the day before.
>Often I was stunned. One did not know what to admire more: their glibness of tongue or their skill in lying.
>Slowly, I began to hate them.

>>714576220
I feel your hunger, master

>>714576220
based

Many Bothan virginities died for these plans (to marry human men)

>>714576114
(blows death stick smoke in your face)
Sleemo.

>>714576650
Built for Imperial men.

Mace Windu just flew over my house!

>>714575945
This retarded conehead is the reason why Yoda left the Jedi Temple at the worst possible time.

>>714576650
Non canon EU slop.

Palpatine is freed and the Separatists have already left the planet. Nothing ever happens.

I crave rural-punk aesthetics set in Dantooine in my vidya. Vast open fields, fresh breathable air and sunlight, and everyone lives in houses which they own instead of paying for rent.

>>714575828 (OP)
>Literally try to coup the elected and fully legitimate Supreme Chancellor, allegedly because he belongs to a church with slightly different views on the Force than the jedis
>They fail their coup
>Somehow, midwits think this doesn't warrant immediate execution of all jedi members and that Order 66 should not have been allowed

Why are jedis apologists like that?

>>714577124
If you read the novelization, sending Yoda off world was a deliberate move by the council to give Sidious false confidence so that he'd be more open about his plans and thus easier to catch
They don't even vote on it

i dont know star wars enough to make a funny post

>>714577208
>don't worry, Gillad, I got rid of the garbage someone spilled

WHOAAAA HAHAHAHAHA

>>714576650
This is an Arkanian women board only

>>714577358
Were they stupid?

GENERAL GRIEVOUS DID NOTHING WRONG

>>714577591
No, just working off incomplete information. Dooku had just died, Grevious was on the run and Sidious was more or less their only focus at the moment. They detected a call to the separatists coming from 500 Republica (Palpatine's office) before he was kidnapped and suspected one of his aides was the dark lord. Also bear in mind the only sith they'd fought in 1000 years were fallen jedi and some random jobber who spawned out of nowhere and was bisected by Obi Wan "the Force guides my cock" Kenobi, so they were completely unprepared for the Sith'ari. The movie doesn't do it justice, Sidious slaughters the jedi masters sent to apprehend him (except Mace, who would've actually beat him without Anakin's interference)

What's he listening to?

>>714575945

>>714577883
https://youtu.be/s3n8T8ipBAs

Reminder that Sidious was building the death star to prepare for the inevitable Vong invasion.

>>714575945
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMED THING

heres your de-facto leader of the separatist remnants bro, she's the highest ranking officer left

>>714575828 (OP)
WE WUZ SITH AND SHIEEET

>>714577872
If we’re going by the movies, they didn’t trust Palpatine, but they also couldn’t say for certain that he was Sidious. It took Anakin’s confession about what Palpatine told him to confirm that he was Sidious.

The council were 90% in the dark up until the last moment. And it makes sense that Palpatine wanted to keep it so discreet, since Windu beat him easily. I’m willing to bet that he never expected Anakin to tell Mace.

>>714578101
>hair
>piss colored saber
It's disgusting what happened to our girl.

>>714575945
have fun dying for jog lmao

>>714575828 (OP)
Do you think they actively choose to keep an atmosphere with weather?

>>714578101
Wtf is that thing on her head

>>714575828 (OP)
Why are there so few games actually set on Coruscant? The only time you ever visit it in the games is in LEGO Star Wars, Battlefront 2 and the Revenge of the Sith game.

Basically, the only time Coruscant is available is when you’re reenacting events from the movies. Seems like kind of a waste considering it’s meant to be this city planet filled with corruption and vice.

>>714578078
He's the real main character.

>>714578316
hot

So does Coruscant orbit a type M, K, or B star?

The jedi are starting to piss me off

>>714576441
You don't understand, that podrace was promised to him 3000 years ago.

>>714578676
Bounty Hunter, The Force Unleashed, and Jedi Survivor have levels on Coruscant too.

>>714578676
Jedi Academy and Galactic Battlegrounds also have a Coruscant level.

>>714578676
because it's kinda hard to pull off an accurate representation of a planetwide megacity with the tech and manpower limitations inherent in videogames

>>714578676
>>714578860
>>714578878
TOR also has Coruscant

>>714578416
They need an atmosphere to live outside and if there's an atmosphere the planet's rotation will cause weather.

Just saw a SOGbot begging for credits on level 1313. You get what youdeserve lol.

Cutest alien girls?
HARD MODE: besides twileks and togrutas.

>>714578078
A shame if one heist would sent all his work down the hill.

>>714579219
z e l t r o n

Zoomie here. Is battlefront 3 ever going to come out? I see through the lies of the JEDI / (samurai kikes)

>>714579219
Nightsisters

>>714576058
Was Yoda a jew?

>>714578316
she needs to keep a wet hairstyle but piss saber is a kino colour

>>714579546
Yellow will always remind me of Rey Skywalker (Palpatine) now.

>>714579259
bros i live in a shithole on the lower levels and i think i hear an impe

>>714579693
i will never forgive JJ for this retarded Palpatine shit. i will actually defend Rian over Episode 7, somehow Episode 8 ended up being the least egregious of those three shit movies

>>714579528
Him and the Jedi council scheme like jews but unlike jews they have good intentions.

>>714579693
but bastila doe

>>714579693
if its any help, ventress had yellow first due to the cancelled TCW episodes

its a nice colour, but specifically more he golden yellow, not the pale yellow

>>714579962
Red is more her color.

>>714579829
>somehow Episode 8 ended up being the least egregious of those three shit movies
Nice falseflag, faggot

>>714580076
couldn't make myself to kill jolee ever to do a dark side ending with evil basti

>>714580131
Betraying Jolee is the hardest part for me.
Forcing Zaalbar to kill Mission is edgekino though.

>>714578078
how did he know tho

>>714580208
>Forcing Zaalbar to kill Mission is edgekino though.
For max edgekino you need to take Zaalbar with you to the Star Forge he attacks you shortly before you reach the 3 dark jedi boss battle

>>714577883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

>>714576650
>Flight officer Sei'lar, do you want to tell us why you left Flight officer Darklighter before annihilating his pelvis? That kid has been through enough and now Corran won't leave him alone every time that man won't stop making fun of him every time he runs a train on Mirax.

>>714580291
>Chancellor Palpatine is a... synth lord

>>714580242
He felt it through the dark side.

>>714578676
The Phantom Menace PS1 game has a Coruscant level.

>>714575828 (OP)
https://youtu.be/S5YWbqKVpwE?feature=shared

>>714577883

>>714578259
>I’m willing to bet that he never expected Anakin to tell Mace.
Knowing Sidious he knew Anakin was going to do it and set up a way to record the Jedi attacking him in his office, He was confident that he had no chance of losing unless Yoda was there.

TURN ON THE HOLONET RIGHT FUCKING NOW. ITS HAPPENING

>>714580658
Is it me or the Jedi Temple kind of looks like a synagogue?

>>714578676
>Why are there so few games actually set on Coruscant?
I doubt most people would be able to create a game that properly shows off the scale of an ecumenopolis

>>714580352
>There are some tunes the Jedi would consider, disharmony...
https://youtu.be/VkWzAZRXi5k?si=8fkdNl9PJWV-PdBC

>>714580724
more like a mosque

>>714580724
everything looks like a synagogue when you're a stupid middle eastern nigger on european welfare with no political efficacy, no access to a decent job, no friends, no life, and no clue about the real world

No one replied to me so I must leave

>>714580847
>t.

>>714580334
Gavin gets Asyr
Myn Donos gets Gara
Wedge gets Iella
And what does Voort get? PAID Also he really should've connected with those Gammoreans Gara rescued at the end of Solo Command

>>714580847
Hello, Moshe

Bye boomers

>>714579219
Whatever these green bitches are

>>714579219
Arkanian offshoot

>>714578259
It was all part of the plan. Palpatine couldn't justify Order 66 unless the Jedi attempted to assasinate him.

>>714578719

what class do I do first?

>>714581150
That was a dangerously close call he made if that's the case. Windu would've had him if Anakin wasn't having a crisis of faith at that moment. Though I suppose that's the Orders fault for not assuaging his many, many concerns he had that Palpatine was feeding to push him over the edge.

>>714581427
Sith Warrior/Jedi Knight

>>714581427
I've heard Sith Warrior and Inquisitor are the only ones worth playing
Can anyone confirm?

>>714581601
>Inquisitor
>worth playing
KEK
>>714581427
>Imperial
Sith Warrior
>Republic
Jedi Knight or Smuggler

>>714581601
Agent is the universally agreed best story. Warrior and Inq are good fun too.

>>714581684
>Agent
I've played this story 3 times and I genuinely can't see why people think it's so good. Then I tried it for the 4th time and couldn't make it past Chapter II.

Sith Warrior is where it's truly at.

>>714581427
It still feels weird to me seeing /v/ legitimately discuss TOR and not just being "LOL DING DONG BANNU HAMBURGER HELPER".

>>714580658
HAPPENING: Palpatine just tweeted he has TOTALLY OBLITERATED the Jedi Order.

>>714581838
Anon, it's been 14 years.

>>714581427
Jedi Knight and Sith Warrior are the best intro classes to the game. I'm a fan of all force classes though. I've recently done Smuggler and finishing up Bounty Hunter and they're ok.

today I will remind them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvafvTnji-Y

>>714579219

>>714581427
Agent
>>714581760
It's the one class with actual choices in its questline.

>>714581924
I know, but I started going on /v/ around the time when the TORtanic meme was all over /v/, I guess first impressions never go away.

>>714582046
sovl

>>714581427
>MMO slop in 32 BBY
Do nerf herders really?

>>714582076
reminder that taun we got killed offscreen

nala se is better anyway

>>714582882
>take a character who's entire thing is that he's smart and a tactical genius
>make him stupid and give him a bunch of L's to where he needs to be constantly bailed out by witches
>because smart characters need smart writers, and dave filoni is not a smart man

>>714582035
>Smuggler
IMO best Chapter I by and far
Bounty Hunter is exactly what you'd expect from a bounty hunter's story

>>714582882
kek

>>714577883
https://youtu.be/_wjpQG9e9xA?si=1c6sBpvZ4CrI05Tu

>>714583171
Yeah I enjoyed hunting down your annoying arch enemy and it had fun twists with a good VA. Bonus points for that you get to cuck Corso constantly by flirting with all the women he likes.

My issue with the bounty hunter is that it just seems to go nowhere. I'm on act 3 now and can't wait to get it over with.

>>714583326
>Bonus points for that you get to cuck Corso constantly by flirting with all the women he likes.
Even better if your Smuggler is female and you make him rage by acting like a slut. Of course, male Smuggler is a better choice overall all things considered.
Too bad the story takes a sharp nosedive right at the beginning of Chapter II and never quite recovers.

>>714583326
>My issue with the bounty hunter is that it just seems to go nowhere.
You're not wrong but I think that's kinda the point. A bounty hunter is supposed to be that one soldier of fortune who just travels around the galaxy taking odd jobs and stuff

>>714583762
I feel like a Bounty Hunter game that’s like Hitman, but in the SW universe would be kino.

>>714575828 (OP)
What life is for your average anon on the star wars universe? Are they wagies? Do they have 9-5 work hours?

>>714584209
I think the best bounty hunter game would be something like cyberpunk 2077 but set fully on Nar Shaddaa. Verticality with a jetpack would be fun

>>714584231
We can't all join the insurgent terrorist group

>>714584231
Obviously yes. The only difference is that it’s a lot more dangerous since since you have giant monsters roaming around, and the political situation is so unstable that a galactic scale war erupts every decade or twoZ

>>714584384
>>714584513
what is the most common job in the star wars universe?

>>714575828 (OP)
That's no lit up roads... it's a interest rate percentage symbol.

>>714580119
>Falseflag
are you just spouting random words? what the fuck would i be falseflagging?

where do I get a gf like this??

>>714584596
Bureaucrats

>>714577313
>four Jedi attempt a coup without the knowledge or participation of any of the others
>this is somehow justification to summarily execute them all without warning, including the children

>>714585108
You don't. That's haram. I reported you to your Jedi Master for even asking. Enjoy your isolation chamber "training"

>>714585194
>I reported you to your Jedi Master for even asking.
Thank you.

>>714584596
Pazaak gambler. Niggas gotta hustle in this cold galaxy.

>>714585191
You swing at the Supreme Chancellor you better not miss.

>>714585191
dont bother with impfags they were probably raised in retard centers for retards and raised to be retarded.
t. yavin patriot

>>714585268

>>714585268
ain't that the truth brother

Would it be considered terrorism if I brought a sample of that grey gooey stuff from the Unknown regions to Coruscant?

>>714585194
Snitching is the path to the dark side.

>Some drunk idiot crashed his car into an apartment again

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Jedi Temple tomorrow

>>714585762
But..... Tomorrow I will be promoted to master.

>>714585762
I need to pick up my kid from there though

>>714585720
>Some drunk jackass crashes into me
>Repulsor lifts get disabled
>Fall 20 stories before I'm able to get out of the vehicle
>Spend three days trying to get back up to the surface
>Boss still fully docks my pay
I hate this city

*guffaws in Darth Malgus*

>>714581140
>tfw you're trying to beat up mandalorians and your bro keeps bitching about getting friend zoned

Why did the Sith have such a fascination with blonde women?

>>714576441
Toydarians are unable to comprehend objective reality, they chose to ignore it by any possible chance it could be to any hindrance of Toydarian power and control.
They are a special species of aliens that grows out of any developed civilization, that parasitize of the local ecosystems of these planets and retard their developments.
These are great filters that unless broken up by parasite detection and countermeasures could destroy a civilization as they do not value civilization if they aren't in control of it, and will happily use whatever superweapons these civilizations develop as a means of planetary blackmail, to keep their planets under a constant terror unless conforming to the narrative that toydarians are poor oppressed minorities that needs special attention and are above normal rules and consequences because of how much the original inhabitants hate them, they have decided.

>>714575828 (OP)
Imagine the rodian SUCC

>>714579829
It's not.
Even if you completely renamed the characters, it's a fucking boring mess that makes no goddamn sense and relies on everyone being an absolute retard.
TFA had very similar problems on top of the recycled plot, but at the very least the mystery box induced vagueries meant that someone could have ignored them and repaired the franchise.

>>714577313
>killing the supreme chancellor for his shady shenanigans without giving him a fair trial is bad
>killing thousands of jedi without fair trial, most of which weren't even involved in the coup, is ok

>>714577883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAs7Wxvc1_o&ab_channel=darknightmatt

>>714579219
>>714579501
Original Witches of Dathomir
>Ride Rancors
>All buff amazons
>dark side ones got that Dominatrix thing going on, including the outfits
>kidnap the men they wish to marry
>hot as fuck

>>714587041
>mystery box guy
>it was the same guy that directed the first one that went with the entire horrific shitshow that was MAKE ANOTHER PALPATINE AND MAKE PALPATINE COME BACK AND HE HAS A GIANT FLEET BUILT BY A BUNCH OF DECREPIT SITH LOYALISTS ON A PLANET NOBODY'S HEARD OF AND HE HAS LEGIONS OF TROOPERS-
come the fuck on, it was dead the second Disney handed JJ any level of association to the new franchise.

>>714585108
>>714585250
>tfw not a padawan in a group with a cute twi'lek girl
>tfw she will never use the force to tease you, like subtly jerking you off during a meditation practice

Never noticed the fucking electric guitar before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PQ-nAskDcM

Is this the only song Williams used an electric guitar in?

>>714579219
TENTACLEJOBS

>>714587363
>Asian twi'lek
hnnnnnnnggg

>>714587489
you know that pussy stank

>>714587520
yeah because it was full of hutt cum

>>714587489

>>714587260
I'm not talking about JJ repairing it, I meant that a non retard in charge of 8 could have fixed his fuck ups in 7 by just throwing the mystery boxes in the bin and starting over.
Aside from Han dying, 7 doesn't actually establish anything outside of hearsay and implication.
Rian used that to have the republic roll over in a week, but someone who wasn't taking extra chromosomes when the teacher wasn't looking could have just as easily established that a baseless first order was on a vengeful republic's shit list and gone from there.

>>714587571
hot tho

>>714587260
I think TFA, and the sequels in general, dug its own grave when they decided to ignore any semblance of politics to satisfy the “politics bad” brainlets who shat on the Prequels. That kind of decision makes the universe infinitely smaller and less interesting.

>>714578316
How comes he stays afloat on the sabre? Shouldn't it melt trough his shoulder?

>>714587363
>>714587489
>>714587594
imagine the tender and soft twi'lek dancer feet footjobs

>>714587571
>I'm putting together a team of the galaxy's fattest, ugliest bastards; who's in?

>>714587725
It doesn't help that the aliens of the sequels were just really, really boring and bland.

>>714587836
Finally a team for Turgle! I will have friends :D

>>714587836
the entire hutt race

>hey c/o/ruscant, I just bought this baby from a sight unseen for only 1200 credits from some corellian guy, did I get a good deal?

>>714587051
Yes, just like in the real world.
Do you think the Mossad assets in Iran will be punished only according to what they individually do, or according to the collective crimes of their organisation?

>>714587836
>TIE Raptors, Genetic Abominations, SSDs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you bring me general Solo's head.

>>714580535
I remember that one being nearly unplayable due to the camera being fixed at an extremely high angle, did I play with borked settings or that's just the standard experience?

>>714587725
i agree. i think Andor was specifically good because it fixated on the politics aspects on so much of it, on top of actually having characters with an arc besides
>i need to learn im the chosen one
utterly fucking baffling decision to have a character like Finn, who's a child soldier brainwashed and trained trying to reconcile the horrors you need to commit, even having a couple lines referencing
>Finn, you're gonna kill some people you served with, is that gonna bother you?
and then they have him go
>NAAAH ill be fine
and then they have him do the same arc 2 more times in 8 and 9
>>714587632
the entire idea of using the First Order and repeating the Death Star plot was fucking lazy as fuck. JJ should've been fired on the spot when he essentially rehashed the entire plot of Episode IV.
>>714587856
they're getting better with the TV series but ill be honest, Disney isn't going to make any more of those because of how expensive it is.

>>714575828 (OP)
Fuck now I want to replay Plasma Burst 2.

>>714587856
Again, that’s because they fired all the people who did alien designs for the Prequels.

JJ and the Sequel writers basically treated the Prequels as if they were radioactive and he wanted to softly decanonise them because he hated them, so anything that had even the slightest connection to the Prequels was given the axe.

RLM and Prequel haters are a good 40-50% of the reason why the Sequels are bad, because JJ tried to pander to them so much, even when it came at the detriment of the lore and storytelling.

>>714588268
>yfw there is only one bed for the queen and all of her seven royal handmaidens

>>714588036
You paid 1500 credits too much

>>714588268
>>714588371
oh my

>>714579829
Episode 8 is by far the least shit of the sequels simply because it actually tries to do its own thing. Now what it does is complete garbage even if you strip away the part where it raped an established world to death even harder than TFA, but still.

>>714585268
https://pazaak.parsely.io/
Alright nigger, show your skills.

so is coruscant the homeworld of the humans or not?

>>714588593
that's all i ever said, i didnt say it was a great movie or anything. just that out of the 3 sequel movies, it's the least shit.

>>714588593
What does it try to do? The entire film is one long chase sequence that removes what TFA set up (which was bad anyway) and then ends with a complete shitshow with Luke dead, random children sweeping dirt smiling and all of the rebelistance being stuck on the Falcon.

>>714588153
>the entire idea of using the First Order and repeating the Death Star plot was fucking lazy as fuck. JJ should've been fired on the spot when he essentially rehashed the entire plot of Episode IV

Disney wasn’t going to fire him for that because it was safe and easy money. Which is ironic, because back in the 70s, ANH was considered an extremely risky and out there movie that no studio wanted to touch.

>>714588709
Apparently, Earth existed at one point in the SW universe, but it got transported to our dimension after all the SW humans abandoned it.

>>714588801
it was easy money for one movie but ultimately failed to make a lasting blockbuster franchise like they wanted. it's why they needed to shift away from a new trilogy of cancelled movies and stayed towards smaller projects like Mando and Andor. it boggles the mind that Disney handled a massive cinematic universe like Marvel at that point but went into a trilogy of Star Wars movies after acquiring the rights to it for so much money and they had NO fucking long term plan.

>>714588943
Coruscant is Star Wars Earth. It's where humans came from.

>>714577883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-Ys_iFwnM
WE GOT DEATH STAR

wtf when did these threads become so hilarious

>>714581601
All of them can be enjoyable if you're in the right mood. Bounty hunter is really fun since you're basically duke nukem. Smuggler is great since they nailed the han solo feeling without making you a clone of him. Agent is very well written and you get to be james bond if he were a nazi. Even jedi consular can be nice if you want a very vanilla good guy story. The only one I never enjoyed was trooper but I've heard some people compare it to mass effect tonaly.

>>714588982
I think the lack of planning was due to the fact that Marvel movies don’t really require much planning. With Marvelslop, they can kind of make shit up as they go along because there’s not really a central ethos to the series in the way that SW has.

I think the more baffling thing is that George Lucas literally had treatments and concepts for the Sequels to work with, and yet JJ threw them all out because he didn’t like George because he didn’t like the Prequels. That’s what’s really baffling, considering that Lucas could have easily done most of the work for them.

>>714589270
>Bounty Hunter
i actually laughed at a few of the lines and the way they deliver them.

>>714587797
I guess she's still holding him with the Force until she turns the sabre off.

>>714587797
She is holding him with the Force with the other hand.

>>714588593
I strongly disagree.
TLJ is easily the most parasitic movie in the trilogy, because when you look at it strictly from an in universe perspective it becomes utterly nonsensical. On top of that It relies on memberberries almost as much as TFA, and even JJ never tried to steal an EU sideplot like Rian did.
Everything it does is a shallow gotcha attempt, most of which are self contradicting or based entirely on shit that the movies never said.
A prime example is Luke saying the force doesn't belong to the Jedi, because absolutely fucking nobody ever even indicated this was the case. A fan who only ever thought about it as jedi vs sith might though.

>>714580564
Based Emperor connoisseur.

>>714588119
I think the game is just like that, I haven't played it in a while myself.

>>714588593
All it does is tease a bunch of twists that never eventuate while the main plot is the slowest chase scene in cinematic history that only makes even a lick of sense if the audience assumes every character in the movie is completely fucking retarded.

>>714589345
>*waves hand* You will realize what an idiot you are

>>714588036
>He could have gone 2 blocks down to the Twi'lek owned dealership and gotten an ugly that won't get him killed for the same price
Retard-kun, I...

>>714579693
She should've just turned to the dark side as a plot twist. At least that would've been kinda cool.

>>714588754
A crappy WW2 naval drama, a very bad heist movie, an extremely shitty and hamfisted attempt at saying le war bad etc. while inserting the director's awful subversive humor. Like I said, it's bad, but not "a garbage ANH remake that's worse in every single way, but is ALSO pretending to be a sequel and casually soft resets 40 years of content, including fucking ANH itself" bad.

HOLY FUCK GLUP SHITTO JUST JOINED MY GAME!!!

>>714589702
This. TFA is more offensive because it’s an affront to the lore and universe itself on a fundamental level, and shows a flagrant misunderstanding of what ANH, and the series at large is about.

>>714589605
Last Jedi was such a fucking cocktease in that regard
>WTF ARE THEY REALLY GONNA DO I-
>oh of course not, figures

>>714589596
>Twi'lek ownership
You buy anything twi'lek owned and your ship gets flagged for spice smuggling the second you enter orbit. No thanks, can't trust those drug addicted tentacle heads

>>714589345
BH is one of my favorites to replay because by like the 4th planet they just give you the option to say constant one liners. Also the contrast between light and dark. You can be a respectable honor bound warrior or you can be a deranged psychopath who says a one liner before spraying a group of cowering refugees with the flamethrower.

>>714589401
> A prime example is Luke saying the force doesn't belong to the Jedi, because absolutely fucking nobody ever even indicated this was the case. A fan who only ever thought about it as jedi vs sith might though.
The big one is Rey’s parents, and them being nobodies being some big reveal.
This should come as a surprise to absolutely fucking nobody, because nothing in the movies indicated to the characters themselves that she was anyone special. But fans were wondering about it. That’s why Rey breaks down over them being nobodies, and almost completely ignores the fact they abandoned her, which should have been the part that tormented her.

>>714577282
But that isn't punk.

>>714590017
>get pulled over by imperial patrols
>start sweating because my hidden smuggling compartments are full of twigger whores
>they find them
>"...you're good to go. Have a nice day."

>>714579829
>here's our big dick first order fleet with the super duper star destroyer and everything
>the resistance has three (3) capital ships total
>kylo ren just blew up literally every fighter they had left in the space of about 10 seconds all by himself
>but we'll call him back and won't send out a single fighter or bomber, we'll just wait for them to run out of space gas

>tfw you got kicked out of the jedi for charging up your pupils boarding ramp

>>714590340
Jolee was right, the Jedi ARE dumb

>>714588324
I still haven't seen the sequel movies myself, but I do remember that the prequels used to be hated just as much on the Internet as the sequels are now.

Sex with ultra flexible Serra Keto

>>714589401
I would say TFA is more nonsensical since it simultaneously pretends to be a sequel while directly invalidating everything that was achieved during the OT (and the entire mainline series depending on how hard you look at Kylo deifying Vader) only to bank in on memberberries. Now I wouldn't put doing exactly that past RJ given the utter butchery he did with Luke, but the point is he didn't get a chance since JJ beat him to it.

>>714590292
i cant imagine being on the design team for so many projects and then you have to see it realized by fucking JJ Abrams of all people

>yfw you're a padawan and this is your assigned master
>she dresses like this all the time

>>714590537
Jolee was born to early.
He, Luke and Kyle would have been the best of bros.

>>714590621
uncanny

Every day, I imagine Grievous surviving and fighting against the Empire

>>714590060
i think Rey being a nobody is good, though; it pushes on the message that you dont need to be a fucking Skywalker or a Palpatine to have a meaningful effect on the galaxy. that's what a lot of the secondary and tertiary media is all pushing anyway. it's more a reveal that she ISN'T a fucking mary sue (or she wasnt lmao) who happens to be royalty or whatever than anything.

>>714590002
That really was wheelspinning the movie.

The rakghoul infection is spreading.

>>714575828 (OP)
Fucking Sodom! You get in bed with Xenos? You get razed by xenos! Glory to the Emperor!

>>714590886
PEOPLE SAID IT'S A GOOD TRICK

>>714590746
>Padawan take no notice of my heavy bosom resting upon your back, remember there are no distractions, focus only on your breathing

Kylo was an obvious copy of Jacen Solo, so they should've made Rey Jacen. Would've been better than everything they did with those two.

>>714579291
imagine the sex with a sweaty post workout Zeltron girl, pheromones just flying everywhere, even a simple whiff would get your mind into overdrive

>>714588268
Anyone got a mega of these in the highest possible quality?

Daily reminder that croissant got taken over by the Sith 27 times and the rebel cucks accepted them as their superiors

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING DEATH STICKS?!?

>>714590685
TFA is nonsensical because it relies on everyone being a colossal retard to even facilitate the plot. For example, Starkiller base even being built with nobody knowing or caring is completely immersion breaking. That said, it can theoretically happen if extreme apathy or incompetence allows it.

TLJ, to contrast, is nonsensical in multiple ways. It has the same reliance on idiocy that TFA does, but it also relies on shit that just isn't in the movies, which makes the complete lack of logic even worse.
You get shit like nobody in the first order considering that fleeing ships might use stealth until a scruffy hobo mentions it, but you also get the plot threads like the mutiny that rely on cut material that to make sense, or everything to do with Luke which relies on fan expectation.
It's an absolute mess

>>714590574
The prequels at least had some fantastical worldbuilding about them, some really good design work and some good vidya.
The sequels regularly have characters show up on a planets that just look like regular places except there's some ugly CGI aliens maybe hanging around, the ships and costumes are all just either original trilogy stuff with some extra greebles slapped on or completely nonsensical shit that looks like it was made by an AI, and has no video games except for a Lego tie-in.

>>714590851
He'll probably join the Empire once they tell him that the Rebellion has Jedi among its ranks.

>>714591435
>The prequels at least had some fantastical worldbuilding about them, some really good design work and some good vidya.
And music.

>>714590861
I never understood why fans wanted this so badly. The Prequels were filled to the brim with random nobody Jedis who were super strong. It's not like Windu or Yoda or Obi-Wan had prophecies around them.

>>714591398
only buy death sticks from trusted vendors

>>714590861
It's more the fact that the characters in the movie react like this is a big reveal when there was never anything to imply that her parents were special in any way, they just sold her off into slavery for gas money or some shit.

>>714590574
The problem the Sequels will have that the prequels didn't is they have no supplementary material to warm people up to them like the Prequels had. The Sequels are bad and they don't have a game like LAAT Ball Turret Gunner 5, starring Poopshitter the loose cannon clone who has a buddy cop relationship with Saesee Tiin that gets fondly remembered in spite of the movies not being so great. There's no Tartakovsky Wars or Filoni wars equivalent show either to flesh out the sequel characters. All they had were the nu-battlefront games, the first being mid and bf2 taking years to get good, and a fortnite event for TROS that you can't even play anymore. The only thing they had were books and comics which is less than ideal for them because the people who read star wars books are most likely to be the giga-autists who are still upset about the EU being decanonized. They unironically dug their grave by not making enough sequel vidya.

>>714591548
I recall him hating the Republic and the Jedi in about equal measure. Rebels could also tell him that the Empire is filled with more dark Jedi or whatever the Inquisitors were.

>>714590718
Judging by this FUCKING PIZZA SLICE most of the competent designers have bailed rather early.
Then again the stupid magnet bombers actually look cool.

>>714591594
yes but the character writing in the prequels isn't exceptionally strong and we dont have any main characters that are "nobodies" besides arguably fucking Obi-Wan or Windu and Windu gets bodied after being ineffectual in the 3rd movie.
>>714591646
Oh, if that's what you meant then definitely, it shouldn't be an in-universe surprise that your scumfuck loser parents weren't ever really anybody important.

>>714591651
It doesn't help that every single bit of material post trilogy has very carefully avoided anything to do with the ST. It was a narrative dirty bomb and nobody ever had the balls to try plunging in with something that might get a bit of good will

What is your favourite starfighter in SW? Doesn't matter if canon or EU. pic rel

>>714591825
i was more speaking on a lot of the individual costume design, especially for stuff like Sith Troopers which, regardless of their purpose or narrative cohesion, look pretty nice. its kind of mind boggling the New Republic got fucking NO new designs except for ONE (1) X-Wing. the Empire was only in power for 20 years and they had heaps of new designs, the Republic was back for over 40-50 years and we got NOTHING new? god Episode 7 pisses me off for the horrific first few steps it set

>>714591957
we are very close to them outright ignoring significant parts of the ST.

>>714592023
my shipfu

>>714590861
The problem is that they very heavily implied she was somebody in the meta narrative, but never bothered to mention anything in universe.
They also completely fucked up the reveal by hammering home her being nobody, which by all rights she shouldn't give a shit about. A grand total of three force sensitive people in the galaxy have a famous Jedi relative and they're all skywalkers, so a force user being a nobody should be the default assumption in universe.

>>714589605
>>714590002
The worst thing is that even TFA telegraphs the Rey/Kylo heel/face turn a mile away and TLJ continues it only to go "lol sike we're not doing anything interesting".
>Rey regularly shows anger and gets easily emotional
>is able to withstand Kylo's interrogation by giving into anger
>is able to beat him in a lightsaber duel despite never using a sword and rejecting it in the first place
>TLJ shows Snoke wants her as his apprentice
meanwhile:
>Kylo is shown multiple times that he struggles at every turn to actually be evil
>gets treated like shit by his master and his subordinates
>killed his dad but still feels bad about it
>almost killed his mom and feels bad about it
If TLJ really wanted to do the "whoa look how subversive we are!" shit they would have had Rey accept Snoke's offer and turned to the dark side while Kylo gets tossed to the side, only to turn good and help Finn and the fat asian chick get off the ship & back to the resistance.
Instead nothing fucking happens and the movie ends exactly as it started.

>>714592134
what is your opinion on pic rel?

>>714592023
IA ship

>>714591858
I just think that the whole "bloodline" issue that fans of "Rey is a nobody" bring up is purely a Sequel thing. Anakin was created by the Force, so he technically already comes from a nobody family. Luke and Leia are just his kids. They're probably the only two characters whose bloodline the narrative cares about, and Luke's whole thing was more about following his father's actions more than being super awesome due to his genetics.

>>714592272
an abomination to pure sex

>>714579967
>magnetic hilts so you can create a saberstaff
Convince me that this isn't an improvement on Dooku's saber, which is already the best design.

>>714588324
>because he hated them
JJ is a kike hired to make blockbuster slop, he couldn't care less about the prequels.

>>714575828 (OP)
FUCK THE SENATE
FUCK THE REPUBLIC
FUCK THE EMPIRE

LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERACY OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS

I'm just saying if I had force powers I don't think I'd be nice about it

>>714581427
When did the Shan bloodline become hapa?

>>714592023
always

>>714592224
>>Rey regularly shows anger and gets easily emotional
To be fair, I'm fairly certain the Sequel writers don't know a single thing about controlling your emotions and how it relates to being a Jedi

>>714591825
Half the sequel designs just look like someone got AI to redesign the OT ships, they're fucking awful.
>what if imperial shuttle but only two wings
>what if tie fighter but white
>what if x-wing but half-turbines
>what if star destroyer but wiiiiiiiiiiiiide

>>714592467
Don't worry, Jace Malcom fixed it

>>714592224
On the one hand, hammering home that the dark side is the quick and easy path would have actually worked wonders, and you could explain Kylo being an absolute bitch by him being unable to stay on a path.
On the other, the idea that Rey would ever be evil was just laughable the second pic related happened.

It's showing someone having a temper tantrum, then drawing a deadly weapon when the person being attacked has the gall to defend themselves. If this was the OT or PT, it would have had ominous music, shots of an enraged face, and maybe a bit of symbolism to go with it.
Instead, she was treated as completely in the right.
I almost laughed when they tried to hint she'd be anything but righteous, and the movie almost feels like it's mocking people who thought otherwise by having her IMMEDIATELY reject Kylo with such a condescending voice.

>>714592387
Okay droid

>>714592467
WHY THE FUCK DID MY BODY REACT TO THAT
I'VE SEEN HER HUNDREDS OF TIMES
WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK

>>714592023

>>714588036
Is he okay?

>>714592610
That really is the problem, the writers were completely hamstrung by the need to make Rey the infallible hero despite her fucking up numerous times.
Shit I just remembered how TLJ has her bail on Luke's training to go and confront Snoke in a mirror of Luke confronting Vader in Empire, except she not only kills him but gets away scot free.

>>714592023

Your opinion on Imperial Moff Leonia Tavira?

>>714592859
He's fine, but he's also the last ditch effort weapon, where you just shoot him at the enemy

While we're complaining about the Sequels, I hate how bland all of the new planets were. Only somewhat unique one was the salt planet, and that was only there to imitate Hoth.

>>714592294
sex and I know it would be Lucas approved

>>714593090
>imperial high status loli

>>714590537
No.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXekWMcCrLM&t=58s

>>714592023

>>714593210
One thing that always gets me is how stupid sounding all the sequel names are, whether they're planets, characters, ships, anything.
What kind of fucking planet name is Ajan Kloss? Kef Bir? These sound like character names. I couldn't even tell you what any of those planets are either, they're all completely forgettable.

>>714593776
With a lot of the alien design it almost seemed like a mockery of the idea of what an alien is more than something that could exist

>>714593210
All of the planets are literally rehashes of existing planets from the OT
>takodana is endor
>dqar is yavin
>jakku is tatatoot
>starkiller is hoth or illum
>crait is hoth 2
>hosnian prime is not coruscant
>canto bight is cloud city
>ack too is yavin again
>ajan floss is yavin again
>pasaana is another tatatoot
>keff bir is a mix of endor and kamino
>exegol is not korriban mixed with dagobah

>>714585108
This bitch ass race is naturally OP because apparently those horns and tentacles can actually give them another sense to detect people around them and thus can detect someone behind them trying to ambush them

>>714592023
>In pretty much every EU book ever written
>Even gets in Filoni wars during the Umbara Arc, gets a lego set made of this
>Never gets in any games
feelsbadman

>>714593976
I'm pretty sure it's in X-Wing Alliance

>>714593776
>Ajan Kloss
I'm 80% sure I got that by hitting RANDOM in the kotor character creator lmao

Anyone have those ship girls for Star Wars? I remember a Venator and Death Star

>>714593927
>starkiller is hoth or illum
uhm anon...

>>714591405
Nobody knowing about the base isn't really an issue since hiding massively important military projects (the clone army and first death star) on outer rim shitholes is already established. I personally think it's a flimsy explanation but it is a thing. The bigger problem is the base itself not making any goddamn sense; it's a stationary weapon that sucks up a sun to blast a few planets. Congratulations, you're now 1:1 with the much larger faction and spent ungodly amounts of resources on your bigger betterer planet killererer that's now just a floating rock.
>but it also relies on shit that just isn't in the movies, which makes the complete lack of logic even worse.
The very foundation of TFA is exactly that, as things are presented it directly contradicts the state of affairs at the end of the previous episode, and they don't even hint at the series of events which led to this. What the cut scenes are to the mutiny plot thread is an entire plot thread if not a whole missing movie that'd be needed to explain how the fuck did we go back to 1BBY status quo in whatever the fuck ABY TFA starts in.

>>714594113
>kotor
I don't think they even knew about its existence

>>714593852
That got me too, the aliens are all just ugly googly-eyed half-slug things, there's no design principle to it it's just "whatever lol make it look weird and goofy"
Which is kind of ironic considering when it comes to planet designs they're all just places that could exist on Earth. Star Wars has always had a history of planets with a single biome but just compare Rain Planet, Prequel (Kamino) where it's an entire planet of storms and oceans with little artificial habitats dotted across it with Rain Planet, Sequel (whichever fucking one it was) where it's just some holes in the wall and it's raining.

>>714594113
It really feels like they just went to some Star Wars Name Generator that some nerd made back in 1998 on Geocities and strip mined it for ideas.

>>714593927
>hosnian
This is another one that gets me, it feels completely inappropriate. Calling something "the Hosnian system" makes you think like the system's name is Hosnia or something like that, but no, the actual name is Hosnian.
So what do you call something that comes from there? Hosnianian? It's fucking retarded.

>>714587041
Luke's Jedi Order fizzled out immediately and the Republic was blown up to allow for "Rebels vs Empire 2 Electric Boogaloo", it was always going to be fucked.

>>714587836
Ravioli Ravioli Give me the Kage loli

>>714592023
EU is more canon than Disney canon in my opinion. If you are going to expand upon the films, EU is the way to go, as far as I'm concerned. The discontinuation of that was a disaster for SW and made it into something just depressing. No more good SW games since, besides Nu-BF2 which is actually ok.

So it it true that not all people in "believe" in Jedis, even on Coruscant?

>>714593090
Grr, highborn BRAT needs correction

>>714595339
bro, there are people on living on the lower levels that missed the last 3 regime changes

>>714591651
They had the Resistance cartoon, but it died in two seasons and had to be largely on the margins like all Sequel media because when two of your movies take place during the same week, with a finale a year later you have no actual fucking room for tie-in media to expand on things.
The only thing you have besides "Directly setting the stage for the movies" stuff within the Sequel era media is the theme park/dead hotel and all of its associated stuff.

>>714595312
Presumably anon meant pic related or that other fanmade bomber

>>714595312
>The discontinuation of that was a disaster for SW
Yes.. and no, not really.

I mean, everyone who was following the EU back in the day knows that its downfall started around the year 2006 when LucasArts had serious financial problems and had its leadership changed. That's precisely when projects like KOTOR3, Jedi Knight 3 and the unnamed Vader game got canned, and when Del Rey and Dark Horse Comics created two different versions of the Legacy era (both painfully mediocre) that were later unified into a single convoluted mess of a timelime.

It was all downhill from that point culminating in Shitsney buyout.

>>714594165
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=star_wars+mecha_musume+&z=5

>>714596332
Nice, thanks.
Venator, my beloved...

>>714588036
What the unholy fuck was the builder of this thing smoking and where do I get some

>a giant planet shaped super weapon destroys a really big planet
thats just silly

Superweapons that aren't planet killers are more kino

>>714597242
For me, it's that giant floating seismic tank in the 2D Clone Wars

>>714586715
>tfw you became aware of the 'phantom menace' and started to notice the unusual amount of toydarian politicians and CEOs
I feel like I've become privy to some forbidden knowledge, like I wasn't suppose to notice this

>>714597151
Always thought that the implication was all the power systems and staff required something as big as a planet to work.

>>714580242
it came to him in a dream

>>714597242
>a semi-sentient Dark Side artifact that churns out tech while feeding off the power of a fucking star
Unironically based

Would you?

>>714588593
Episode 8 has the lasers curving over a short distance in space. They're lobbing them at the rebels as if they have mass. That alone is an egregious sin.

>>714590462
fucking kek

>>714591132
If your education is laser focused on ignoring distractions, your hot teacher touching you inappropriately is like the ultimate exam. The pornos write themselves. Shit, the illogical part is that it ISN'T canon.

>>714597151
You could ditch the giant space station parts if that's more your fancy

>>714597804
Putting Starkiller blasts arcing as well aside, there's what, two instances of lasers behaving like lasers in Star Wars? Laser guns are very obviously just normal guns in function but fancy, if bolts arcing is your primary issue with TLJ I don't know what to tell ya.

>>714597746
Why is she so freaky looking anyway?
Is it just for the Lovecraft/Cosmic Horror angle?

>>714598006

>>714597804
The movie literally begins with a WW2 bombing run, anon.
Rian clearly hates sci-fi.

This is my gf btw

>>714599584
Fuck off, Lord Vader.

>>714599584
This senator is totally banging that Jedi she hangs out with all the time, right? I remember seeing a video of him leaving her apartment on the Holo

>>714599363
Something something "got corrupted because of bad Force stuff"

>>714599584
>Dies of sad
lol

>>714599518
Star Wars was never really sci-fi. Lucas always called it more fantasy than sci-fi. A lot of Star Wars was also just WW2 in space. The entire Death Star trench run was just a shot by shot copy of The Dam Busters, which is why Luke's proton torpedoes also suddenly go 90 degrees down when they enter the exhaust port, because it's a reference to the bombs that they used in that movie to blow up a dam. But I am sure there are 350 books and comic books retroactively explaining why that happened. The point is, of million of things to righteously criticize in the ST/TLJ, Star Wars fans always choose the most nothing burger things for some reason.

>>714580915
>Basically gain sentience one day because of Space Morshu's fuckeru
>Get stuck in a transparent cell until you escape so you're constantly under suveilance, cant even shit in peace
>only egghead who was ever nice to you allahu ackbars himself because of the guilt he had in creating freaks like you, leaving his turbocunt granddaughter in charge of you
>Escape, join elite new republic commando team but can't super help during undercover ops because Imperials are gonna know where an intelligent Gamorrean came from
>Almost die in space in one fighter mission while your negress squadmate gets all the credit
>Almost die in a random meeting with Ackbar because a twigger got psyopped and tried to kill you both
>Spend a few weeks in bacta, your first mission out you almost get fried up like bacon in a cremator
>Get denied your only chance at a happy relationship with another gamorrean like you because your BPD/DID ex squadmate holds out on you
>Years later have to kill your bro tier horseman squadmate after he gets Vong'd
He deserved better

>>714599584
oof what a sloot-ah mesa thinks

>>714575828 (OP)
You guys ever noticed how Senator Organa was replaced by a brown dude?

>>714599584
I'm telling you man, it was an inside job. She lost the will to live? Give me a fucking break, I bet her and that jedi order planned all of this. Attempting to kill the leader of the Senate and seize power, good riddance the clones got rid of all those traitorous bastards.

>>714599584
Star Wars really is kind of insane when you think about it.
>The former queen turned interstellar representetive of a planet and a senior student of the cult that doubles as high-ranking military officiers randomly travel to the space middle east without talling anyone.

Can Portman even act well? I know the prequels aren't the best showing for most of the cast but she wasn't much better in Thor

>>714585108
You need to be a handsome, young, white human male with brown hair and blue eyes. She has a type, you know.

>>714600123
Leon is the only good movie she's been in, and the only one where her acting was good.

>>714599959
>The point is, of million of things to righteously criticize in the ST/TLJ, Star Wars fans always choose the most nothing burger things for some reason.
It was baffling to see a big hunk of shit slapped onto screens in the form of Acolyte and more than most anything else wrong with it a ship catching fire IN SPESS was a cardinal point of criticism.

>>714591825
It's like they got someone's clueless mom to design all the Star Wars ships from memory
Actually, the writing is like that too

>>714576220
Fat bastid

>>714600825
I'd say it's mostly an execution issue. Giant explosions in space are enough of a spectacle for viewers to not question it, but a campfire gives them enough time to recognize that it doesn't make sense.

>>714580782
>Muslims added 4 towers to a Christian church and now they claim it as their own
Fuckers.

>reddit wars

>>714600825
Exactly. Out of all the things in that stupid show, this is what they bitched about for months? Fire in space also happened a billion times in other Star Wars shows and movies. Star Wars fans are not only retarded and full of themselves, they also either don't watch or don't remember most of the things they claim to be fans of.

>>714600271
so was anaking banging her or not?

>>714576272
it's the only one i bothered to get any good at

i owned midnight club 2 and i think i got maybe like 4 races into the main game. was fun with friends + cheats though

>>714601393
Of course. She was a good friend.

>>714601361
>the most influential work of entertainment in history
>le reddit hehe hoohoo ha ha
you are trying too hard to fit in here

>>714601375
The one that always gets me is when someone complains that there aren't supposed to be any sounds in space
Alright dork, fucking mute the movie when the space battles are happening

>>714601393
>fit, tight, student in love with Anakin
They were at the very least fuck buddies, more than likely she was Anakin's mistress, his side ho, after battle they would return to their quarters aboard their ship and fuck each other to cleanse the tension from their bodies from battle.

>>714601594
Thats not Star Wars fans bitching about, those are black science man worshipping r/ifuckinglovescience redditors with no imagination bitching about realism over a space fantasy series.

>>714601593
yeah reddit is the epicenter of mainstream garbage. if you can't handle a bit of truthful banter maybe you should talk about reddit wars elsewhere

MUCHA SHAKA PAKA
ACHUTA...
ROONDA DEE HOO DOONGA...

WATA KUM PESS.....
CHIDA WANNA BOTTA NEEDA BOBO.

>>714575828 (OP)
>meanwhile on Imperial Centre /v/
Fixed that for you, rebel scum.

>>714588052
Ah, a fellow Zsinjfag of culture.

The nigger should've been the main character in the sequels not rey

>>714602581
Would have still been shit
That jigaboo ruined Pacific Rim 2 with his retarded critique

>>714592023

>>714592556
El creatura de coruscanta

>>714602849
Love these things

>Amidala dies of SADNESS
>Even though she just had twins
>Giving birth to her children was not enough to save her
Nobody actually believes this bullshit I hope.

Bros. I just mated with a miraluka.

>>714603583
Bro could only bag a woman who couldn’t see how ugly he is

>>714603583

>>714578316
need

>>714576220

>>714603583
>>714603663
THE RAMP
YOU CHARGED UP IT
WE CAME

>>714602581
That nigger jiggaboo noggaya is a terrible actor and all he does is complain about le racism and say DEY FLY NOW

pretzels

Consider corrupted Bastila reverse-raping you until you impregnate her

>>714604417
WEAK

Maclunkey!

>>714579219
Sith Purebloods

They fly now?

>>714575828 (OP)
star wars was only good during the old republic timeframe

>>714604116
Lmao

>>714592023
It's like a fun little hot hatchback

>>714593205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mh45mA_JY

>>714604478
she'd stab you in the back the moment you relax around her. Lightside Bastila is the way to go.

>>714603583

>>714603583
your children will be retarded

>>714607361
yes, like that

GIZOR DELSO
A TRUE BELIEVER

>>714586715
>>714597334
NPD

Grieve-tan...

>>714575828 (OP)
I hate clankers
>>714609497
Sex

>>714609497
Love me Grievous (pre-CW cartoon)

>>714609497
Why is does Grievous have so many people who find him (and his r63 version) cute?

>remember that time when BF2 classic came back to life out of nowhere and /v/ had some matches
>it was eight fucking years ago

>>714609497
cute!
CUTE!

>>714609661
Is that a motherfucking Protomen reference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6V9GNvVhc&list=RDAD6V9GNvVhc&start_radio=1

>>714609828
>Why is does Grievous have so many people who find him (and his r63 version) cute?

>>714610450
Genuine question. I've seen way too many Grievous fangirls while trying to find cool art of the general.

>>714609828
>>714610450
>>714610545
man is just done with life and many can relate

>>714610426
I think it's just a coincidence, but still, pretty hilarious how close it is.

>>714609950
>>remember that time when BF2 classic came back to life out of nowhere and /v/ had some matches
My nigga. Fucking Polis Massa slaughter - never 4get

Post your Star Wars memes, please

>>714610817

>>714610639
It was a Polis Massacre!

>>714610817

I'm going to Dex's, do you want anything?

>>714604116
>got banned for that post
What kind of soi swilling fragile manchildren they got for mods on whatever board that is?

>>714611183
Jawa juice please

>>714610639
>>714610938
i've been playing contractors vr clone wars mod, and some of those classic battlefront maps are fantastic for 12v12 pvp, all the same polis massa chokepoints kick in

>>714611237
I remember some anon checked the archive revealing that said user did not in fact get banned, its just there for comedic effect.

>>714611183
yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some dantooine flapjacks and uhhhhhhhhhhh get me some fried facet spiders too

>>714591548
He'd hate the Empire more since it's the successor state of the Republic and even led by the same guy. Though I can't see him joining something called the Alliance to restore the Republic either, even without knowing about the jedi.

Controversial opinion
The original trilogy is utter mediocrity and only prequels turn it into something worthwhile

>>714613241
I love the Prequels, but the Original Trilogy is the only one that can stand on its own. While the plot can be broken down into a simple "farmer boy discovers he's special" plot, the execution is what made Star Wars such a monumental success. This isn't even accounting for the excellent special effects that pretty much revolutionized films.

>>714613241
Based ruseman keeping the thread alive

>>714613241
No. The prequels give context that make you appreciate the OT more. The OT stands fine by itself but is just made better by the prequels.

>>714610817

>>714604478
>reverse-raping you until you impregnate her
this wouldn't be rape, though

>>714613570
>>714613613
Maybe back in the 70s when it first came out but not now
The original trilogy has plenty of oddities and is generally very simple due to the date and specifics of its production
It was definitely a breakthrough film for its time but now disconnected from everything that surrounds it it's just mediocre old sci-fi

Would Grievous have joined the rebellion if he survived?

Why do people think battle droids having emotions was a Disney or Clone Wars thing when it was something George himself put in Revenge of the Sith?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-R_KG2HRog

>>714614187
It's deliberately meant to emulate series like Flash Gordon. While the plot is intentionally simple, there's still practically nothing like the original trilogy when it comes to special effects and cinematography. Just compare Episode IV to TFA.

>>714592023
>no one has posted it yet
shame

>>714614541
It was a bad idea regardless. I also hate how they changed their original voices to the squeaky ones we have today.

>>714614858
>starfighter

I wanna podrace but it's illegal???? Where do I go?

>>714614541
>barely in RotS vs in nearly every TCW episode
>way worse in TCW
>George fanboys can blame Filoni if they pretend it's just TCW
Yeah, technically you should be blaming Nietzsche but it's understandable why everyone thinks of Hitler first

>>714615103
fuck off ISB

>>714610886
KABOOOOM

>>714614541
Because Star Wars "fans" didn't actually watch the movies, or maybe watched them once and don't remember shit about them. They made up some weird head-canon in their head, where droids are these deadly, scary terminators, when in reality that never happened, and they were always cheap, ineffective, with their only advantage being numbers, and they have always been used for comic relief.

>>714615464
explain "flying is for droids" then

>>714615052
hey the LAATs can do ANYTHING

I've heard a rumour...on the holonet...regarding asajj ventress and jedi...particularly padawans....count dooku needs to address the allegations....

>>714614541
it's what happens when you try too hard to appeal to kids
>Jar Jar
>squeaker battle droids
>>714615464
super battle droids were shown as the new upgrade over the b1 battle droids only to be turned into a joke in the next movie. Star wars just really likes to shit on the bad guys.

>>714615609
Obi-Wan doesn't like flying. He makes a joke in a stressful situation. Are you, like, legitimately autistic?

>>714615264
>fuck off ISB
They know, shut them down

>>714615464
The spinny ball droid was an absolute terror, and even an old one gave Luke and Mara issues.

>>714615761
This is the same fandom that thought the "12 parsecs" line was an actual feat and not Han bullshitting people.

>>714615464
B1 Battle droids didn't have squeaky voices in Episode 1.

>>714615464
I'm afraid beating that strawman to a pulp doesn't magically undo the massive downgrade droids went through in EP3 compared to EPs 1 and 2.

>>714615915
Yeah, but they were still shown as grossly ineffective, dimwitted and easily confused. Also suck my nuts if you don't think Matthew Wood's droid voices weren't much better and super soulful.

>>714616372
>Also suck my nuts if you don't think Matthew Wood's droid voices weren't much better and super soulful.

Someone fucking pressed floor 1200 on the elevator and it got stuck: we can't cancel the trip. I guess it's a daytrip to the cloud layer today boys.

>>714616759
>Imagine not living in Republica 500
lol couldn't be me

>>714587206
Imagine getting snu-snu’d by a dark side Dathomiri witch

>>714577883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVg-bgrOC1s

she fucks clones

>>714617330

>>714577883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ

>>714615103
Don't bother, they got so lazy that they sometimes rig it so even humans can win.
I know it was always a bent sport, but come the fuck on.

>>714617906
>Sebulbafags STILL seething

>>714618379
IT WAS MARS GUO'S FUCKING TURN

>>714618793
>MARS GUO
MY NIGGA
REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

Quadinaros thread
Quadinaros board
Quadinaros site

It appears human superiority is causing some controversy

>>714619194
>Quadinaros thread
>Quadinaros board
>Quadinaros site
lol, your four turbine fuckboy didn't even manage to get off the line at the Boonta Eve Classic
you can talk to us when your boy actually manages to start a race

>>714575828 (OP)
How much of coruscant is data centres for the galactic internet?

Pukatasha yumi koko

>>714620364
Maclunkey!

This is what happen when you open your planet to aliens

>>714577883
https://youtu.be/wKHYTw1JLR8

>>714620542
>This is what happen when you open your planet to aliens
Cheespa bo coopa, Wermo!

>>714611237
>>714611519
No, there's definitely a (user was banned for this post} message.

Guys my Cathar looks weird... Its supposed to be uglier

its kind of insane they've never done a post clone wars story about a jedi and separatist that survived order 66 both discuss how it went for them, I wonder how a Saturday morning cartoon villain looking alien C.I.S. member would react to entire planets being destroyed by the death star

>>714608201
Proof? You sound like a dumb xenophobe who is jealous I got a hot miraluka gf and you dont.

>>714615464
For me it's Republic Commando Super Battle Droids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZNScbCU3P4

What happens beyond the galaxy?

>>714622942
Vong

>>714576650
Since when were anthro women in star wars wtf i love star wars now.

>>714622942
Creepy stuff

>>714622942
Tilnoty throws shapes, don't go near

>>714577883
https://youtu.be/3aLyiI2odhU?feature=shared&t=31

>>714575828 (OP)
Fuck the Jedi
There I said it. Bunch of fucking weirdos, grabbing little kids and grooming them.
>Uh but muh defenders of peace
yeah, if you're rich. Try seeing these "defenders of peace" in anywhere but the core and middle rim.
Oh and you want to practice another "faith"? Yeah they'll knock on your door real soon. Just ask the Mandalorians or even the Night-sisters. They pull up some bullshit about
>muh dark side
>"Ooooh but the Mandalorians were out of control! They were going on a crazy crusade!"
Oh but it's okay for the Jedi to go on crusades huh
And let's not even talk about the "Carrick Conspiracy", which "somehow" never got to mainstream news. Funny that huh?

The Empire brought us peace and security. And not even mentioning the jobs, since the Emperor dropped the insane idea of using clones, that once again, the Jedi came up with. Fucking weird shit, cloning people, disgusting. And then they want to talk about balance and the "essence of the force". Give me a break, good riddance.

>>714624681
I was with you until you brought the Night-Sisters up.
Glory to the Jedi forever if they managed to massacre those wretched crones.

weeb SW when

>>714622942
Some aliens named Bong who worship pain and make living ships with worms or something... I don't know conspiracy shit

>>714623446
>Tilnoty
Who the whatnow

>>714625610
visions s3 this year or next year I think
also the continuation of the ninth jedi at some point if you count that

>>714626164
This >>714597746 femcel's mum

>>714575828 (OP)
I want to suck master Shaak Ti's bare toes.

>>714623076
>>714625869
If you call them Vong without including the Yuuzhan, it implies that they're not favored by their gods and it is extremely disrespectful, infidel.

>>714575828 (OP)
Why didn't TCW introduce more literal-who jobber jedis for Grievous to kill? He killed the squid guy's apprentice in that one episode where they invade his lair but that's about it. Grievous looked like a joke having to constantly lose to Anakin and friends because the whole show was a prequel to Revenge of the Sith.

>>714628412
Lucas didn't really want him to be some badass ebin terminator jedi killer. He genocided the Nightsisters, though, and even killed Talzin.

>>714628713
Yeah but he also had to bitch out of the duel that preceded said genocide. He didn't need to be a terminator, but they treated him like a joke character in what was a surprisingly serious Star Wars story despite being a kid's cartoon.

>>714625386
Listen pal, I don't like those broads either. Whenever I see a chick with a Pet Rancor, I think "You just know...".
But I'm just using them to point out that the Jedi ain't all nice "buddy buddy" Galactic Peace as they claim to be.

> elevates or saves every movie he's in
How does he do it?

>>714581427
Imperial Agent has an outstanding class origin story
Jedi Knight has the best overall if you plan on doing all DLCs
Sith Warrior and Inquisitor are interchangeable, basically do you want to be the sith secret police (warrior) or be on the dark council (inquisitor)

The other classes aren't really worth mentioning for a new players, don't listen to anyone who says smuggler is good or funny they are lying to you

>>714629417
The Dark Side of the Force...

>>714575828 (OP)
Okay, fucking protocol droids WITH proper makeshift modules, i can understand.
But without that? the fuck you're doing son?

>>714577883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ

>>714575828 (OP)
How do they feed everyone? Yeah, sure, galactic capitol... but to feed a whole urban planet would require non-stop importation on an absurd scale.
Giant arcology structures? Hydroponics? Replicator technology?

>>714631992
Some fact book states that all the food comes from off-world shipping.

>>714588119
>>714580535
I loved that stupid game as a kid. Always got stuck on some level and would eventually brute force my way out of it only to get stuck again.

>>714577313
Because the Republic actual had a law banning Sith from office and learning their ways against illegal. It's just people were sick of the Jedi and their warmongering also no one saw a Sith in a Millenia.

Dooku was right

>>714632909
6 million naboo citizens were gassed under cis control, bigot.

>>714623083
Read the X Wing series of books, 5-7 are the best but they're all good

>>714577313
Too many anti-sithmetic conspiracy theories
There are jedi who insist DA SIIIFFFF are controlling both sides

>>714629378
>Clone Trooper on first Deployment
>expect to fight regular ass druids
>instead the CIS is using experimental buzzsaw droids that roll around like giant wheels
>watch as 7 of my brothers get biseceted
>then the blaster fire starts raining in from the trees
>half the squad is dead or wounded
>lose half the remaining squad fighting off the droids

>>714623083
There are (were) literal furry races where the females are held as slaves and the males are killed off dude.
Where the HELL have you been?!

>>714619194
Brave talk from a fool who can't control his power coupling.

>>714580658
let me guess, in two more parsecs?
>NOTHING
>EVER
>HAPPENS