E33 could never

Söystation India thread

nigga still trying to ape that mgs4 fight huh
what a fucking hack

>>714765129 (OP)
E33 has a fucking kaiju fight.

Guitars? I'm supposed to take this seriously?

>>714765291
it's the Kojimacuck cycle
>say the writing is dumb
>they defend it by saying it's not supposed to be serious
>say the writing is still dumb
>now they'll say it's actually really deep and you just don't get it

repeat back to the first step

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>>714765483
Norman Reedus looks very confused.

>>714765129 (OP)
pfffftahahahahahahah why'd he just stand there for like 5 seconds with his weapon held above his head ahahahhaha

>>714765570
Both can't die so to him it's all pointless.

>>714765129 (OP)
>>714765428
>>714765483
Did the retard making this seriously thought this was cool? It's actually cringe, like in that weird try hard sense, were you just know it was meant to be created as something that is "cool" and "epic" and not just something that happened to be written and it becomes that by the players out viewpoint. This was specifically crafted to try and force that type of feeling onto the player instead of just having them come to the conclusion by themselves.

Kojikuck really does not help his fans or players in high regard at all. He clearly seems them as retarded midwits that are just meant to clap like seals at everything and praise him endlessly.

>>714765760
Samurai movie trope.

>>714765129 (OP)
OH MY CINEMATICS HE DID THE SAMURAI THING WITH THE GIANT WRENCH OH MY KOJIMBO

pretend you won

Wtf bros
I can't play this video, is it cursed?

>>714765805
It does look like something created to make people post on reddit and xitter rather than a creative decision.

>>714765428
>>714765129 (OP)
>>714765483
Had to keep reminding myself that these guys weren't on top of Metal Gear REX.

Also what the fuck was that ending? Should I bother asking why/how Lou can be Tomorrow and a giant ghost baby at the same time?

>>714766203
your computer is dying lol

>>714766245
>Should I bother asking why/how Lou can be Tomorrow and a giant ghost baby at the same time?
Yes, but the answer will remain the same.
>it's Kojima.

>>714765483
But it's art you see. And who cares if it's not engaging gameplay?

>>714766413
Unironically brave and stunning, E33 would never have the balls.

>>714765180
India derangement syndrome

>>714766413
I guess it makes sense in the context.

kojima is such a fucking hack

>>714766716
I don't remember this part at all. Some optional scene?

>>714765129 (OP)
>>714765428
>>714765483
>>714766413
ABSOLUTE SLOP

>>714765805
>Did the retard making this seriously thought this was cool?
They are japanese, so yes, unironically.

>>714766843
It's the equivalent of having "optional" gay sex with your underaged boy lover in KCD2.

>>714765805
He tried to do MGS again without realizing no one actually gives a fuck about Death Stranding characters or story.

>>714765129 (OP)
I love both Expedition 33 and Death Stranding 2.
what I hate is soulless garbage made by Ubisoft or Bethesda and Disney.

>>714765805

>>714765129 (OP)
Game was mediocre in comparison. The story was way too off the rails vs the original. He should have just made a new IP.

>>714765428
>>714765483
>>714766413
why any of this

>>714768323
>why any of this
People kept sucking off Kojima until he genuinely started to think that all of his ideas were gold.

>>714765483
>O Play Guitar

Didn't the first game flop, why did they let him do a sequel and gave him free reign, the whole thing feels like a Jap wanting to be a Californian real badly

>I'm so random xD

>>714768965
It made Kojillions

>>714768965
Sold 5M+ easily, but it was "Free" on PS+ and Gamepass so they say 10M+ players.

>>714769146
he's a retarded egotistic faggot

What even happened to this guy

>>714765129 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit?

>>714765129 (OP)
Sam won by a mile, why even bother with the dramatic finish? Should've changed based on the HP meters

>>714770493
He smuggled kids in from Mexico to become BB's and then fucked Sam's wife and then pretended he was the father to Sam's baby when she was pregnant.

>>714771062
>protagonist gets cucked
bro what the fuck

>>714765483
This would be cool if kojimbo made it for a crazy action game, not whatever death stranding is. It wouldn't even fit in metal gear and that series 10x as cartoony.

>>714771153
It was Sam's kid, not his.

>>714765129 (OP)
okay but hows the gameplay?

>>714765529
it's both and the mix varies per game. Kojima games have serious, philosophical themes but their execution is sometimes schlock, sometimes melodramatic, sometimes it's just straight good acting, and sometimes is just stupid, absurd fun.
Matthewmatosis nails it - he balances the highbrow and lowbrow in his games.

>>714771693
it's walking simulator++

>>714769865
would a egotistic faggot write something like this?

>>714769146
>Comparing this to his old self
There is no way a late middle-aged man would suddenly develop a sense of fashion and style overnight after looking like a chigyu for most of his life. How much do you want to bet that he hired a professional PR firm to rebrand his image so he could fit into Hollywood crowd?

>>714772610
ummmm actually Kojima didn't write this that was someone else

this is such a pure NPC globohomo game, it's the embodiment of it actually. If you play this, you are by default not human

>>714772610
>my, i, i'll, my, i
yup. egotistic retard.
also he won't "remember" anything nor will anything he did end up still mattering or sticking onto him since the moment he dies, he's going straight to hell and nothing he has done in life will be able to quench the pain he feels there.

>>714771510
My exact thoughts. I can see that shit being cool in a DMC game, but in Death Stranding it's just weird.

>>714765428
>>714765483
>>714766413
peak reddit

>>714767269
>muh I don't want to play with you
Have you even played this turd? It's unplayable, it's full of bugs and have memory leaks. Game starts eating 20 GiB of RAM after an hour of playtime.
Of course people would forget about it after a week. There was a small irrelevant patch after 2 months, and we're still waiting for another patch that must fix the performance.

>>714771693
Same as before, few more toys to play around with but basically the same game with a more whackier story. It feels like the story segments don't blend well together either, by the end I was glad it was done.

>>714771693
pretty fun if you liked the first game desu
the maps are more challenging and the gameplay feels less like a beta

>>714772610
Yes? It's an event praising him lmao.

>>714777129
it was an event celebrating the launch of DS2 you fucking bitter retard

>>714768847
I though it was good old Jack at first

>>714777303
Same shit. He's all over the game, even in the literal skybox kek.

>>714765483
>Video games can never be arCkkkkkkkkkkk
Kojima literally carrying whole vidya industry on his back

>>714777497
then why isn't he a prepper? he didn't even want to get scanned so they can add more different people in the game, what a fucking narcissistic piece of shit Kojima is, right? fucking retarded zoomer kys

SHRED IT

>>714777497
>even in the literal skybox
Wew, really?

>>714767269
>I love movies
>what I hate is video games, both good and bad
Half of this board got lost on the way to /tv/.