>Like to carry EDC knives in Yurostan
>The local law said that the only type of blade allowed for public concealed carry has to be
>Less than 12 cm
>EITHER one-handed open OR having a locking mechanism
>So if I want a one-handed knife, it must not have a lock
>If I want a lock, it must be two-handed
>Most modern knives from Trumpland and Xixingpingland are one-handed and locked
Guess I can only carry traditional slipjoints then

>Calling Platinum parryslop GOTY
>Callinh Platinum parryslop NG

>Suddenly there's "controller thread" almost daily
>Look inside each of them
>Army of jeets shilling chinese products
Buy an ad

>>714769146
>Comparing this to his old self
There is no way a late middle-aged man would suddenly develop a sense of fashion and style overnight after looking like a chigyu for most of his life. How much do you want to bet that he hired a professional PR firm to rebrand his image so he could fit into Hollywood crowd?

>Advocating for multicultural society with his games while living in a monoculture country
huh?

Looking at his images from Metal Gear days, I am 95% certain that this chigga hired a team of professional stylists to rebrand his image from an awkward game developing nerd to an faux avant-garde auteur.
There is no way that middle-aged man will completely flip his sense of fashion and style in just a few years on his own.

Kojima and Hollywood is like a single-cell organism being dropped in a petri dish full of random liquid. It doesn't know if the liquid it's absorbing is harmful or beneficial, all it knows is to ABSOOOORB.
Kojima, in his quest to be taken seriously by the film industry, just consooom and regurgitate whatever Hollywood says "this is good" at the moment. Metal Gear was him accidentally absorbing the "good stuff", and his post-Konami era is him regurgitating what post-modern film themes and rhetoric deemed good.

>Death Stranding 1
>Kojima was obsessed with his Jaden Smith-tier "philosophy" of rope and stick
>Instead of letting the players explore and choose between two viewpoints, he pushed that "Da Roppu isu betta!"
>Put penalty in the game if players dare to use "the sticks" aka weapons
>Players noticed that 80% of the game's weapons are useless, suggest that they should have a use and more actions
>Kojimdrones protected their Kween by insisting that "bro you just dont get it bro it's a theme bro"
>Death Stranding 2
>Kokojumbo added more action into the game, likely because the criticism he received from the first game
>Both Kajumba and his drones act like they never defend the shitty design of the first one
How did Kuhjombe brainwash his fans to this level?