Nothing like waking up in the morning and drinking some Manhattan Cafe.

Post your Uma Musumes in the game.

Haru Matrimony

>#1 favorite
>only got 5th place
I'm failing her as a trainer...

So what's the narrative flopped over to now? We're saving for kita or >saving for kita

>>714838090
>4 SSR cards
>they're all level 1
did you spend all your playtime just rerolling over and over?

>>714838159
I am a fatass and I don't think I could sit there and eat four double quarter pounders.

>>714837980 (OP)
Can't wait for my cute spooky daughter to be added into global.

I need to go beyond

>>714838256
I rerolled sporadically over the last week, got this 2 days ago, didn't play yesterday, and this is the first career I've done.

>>714838319
You NEED to SLEEP

>>714838319

>Roll 35-40 times
>Know every other SSR support card name and portrait by heart
>Except Super Creek, which i saw twice
>This is the first and only time i ever saw Fine Motion in almost two hours giving myself carpal tunnel syndrome

Is this fine? Can i stop now? I heard Tazuna was also good as a starter SSR

>>714838159
>0.9kg
Doesn't seem too hard. hardest part would be to not throw up from how fucking disgusting McDonalds is

Why is Top Gun so thirsty?

>>714838712
i mean you can hardly blame her... just look in the mirror you stud

My beautiful wife.....she did it! Grass Wonder almost gave me a heart attack at the end but McQueen pulled through.

>>714838778
I'm going to guess it's all the Ace Combat I've played.

NEED MORE POWA
fuck man we're in rough shape here only 15 turns to get another 4k fans but she keeps losing and losing BADLY in races that she's the #1 favorite

This roulette bullshit is fucking stupid. I'm a couple of runs away from the copy of the card from racking up event points and I'm still only on the 3rd fucking roulette. If there's anything that would make me quit I reckon it's this gay ass part of the game.

>>714838996
Getting 1 copy in the roulette isn't too hard, but 3 in a row needs some praying.

>>714838996
read all the event stories retard

>>714837980 (OP)
>155cm
>short
its a normal height in asia

Historically and culturally speaking how impactful do horse girls existing instead of regular horses affect years of human history?

>Start game
>Provides me with a stacked girl with brown twintails right away
>Perfection literally for free with no effort
>Forces me to use her for the tutorial and then immediately retire her after one race
What kinda cruel joke is this?

>>714839095
I've had to go all the way to spin 25 for all 3 goddamn roulettes so far

>>714839321
you can use her as many times as you want

>>714839321
just... use her again?

>>714839334
lucky as fuck, I needed 26 for the first bingo lmao

>>714839321
It's just showing you how the career game mode works. Once you finish it, the horse becomes a veteran and can "inspire" other horses when you play career with them, but you can play with the same characters as many times as you want once you get them

>>714839361
>>714839364
>>714839432
Oh I see now, I'm retarded. Or maybe I just had other expectations of a gacha system.

>>714839152
I do not care for Special Week and her girlfriend, they insist upon themselves

>>714839152
This, remember that reading the event stories in this window will give you a FREE SSR CARD

>>714839293
Beastiality is made legal

Getting 30 wins in one run is actually hard
I got 31 races but only won 23 of those. It was a fairly unlucky run but I'm sure I'll need god tier RNG to actually accomplish this

>10 turns left
>still need 4000 fans
don't think she's gonna make it...

>>714839473
THEN SKIP IT
YOU'RE MISSING REWRDS

>>714839563
>>714839486
oh word I thought it only gives you carrots, thanks for the heads up

>>714837980 (OP)
Freshly-toasted reid

>>714839461
I guess that's fair but no, once you get a girl through gacha she's useable forever.

>>714838159
Only 4?

>>714839743
are we going to see more uma cosplays at western conventions I wonder

are all the references about flying and planes just because she's named after a horse that's named after the movie or is did the horse just like planes

>>714839743
why is there a pickle next to the burger

>>714839526
That's a very low amount, you can get that in 2 races (2 turns), sometimes at the end of a race you get additional points in some random cutscenes.
Make sure to pick Dirt races also, Urara is great at those.
Also, pick Recreation asap, the mood of your horse is at Normal atm but if you get it to Great then the horse will increase its stats way faster and fare better during races.

>>714838712
Lack of T vitamins

>>714837980 (OP)
>>714839675
Unclogged reir

>>714839293
Courtly Love is now no longer about a Knight and a Lady at Court but a Knight and his Horse.

Accusations of Catherine the Great sleeping with a horse is widely accepted as the purest form of love.

The Warhorse is now about a young Horse Girl trying to find her childhood friend/lover and take him back home from the frontlines of the Great War

>>>/trash/

>>714840020
>sometimes at the end of a race you get additional points in some random cutscenes.
*additional fans

>>714839831
to drop the mood of any nearby harus, obviously

Horsegods please I beg you to save my dying game

>>714840142
Have you actually ever been to trash and seen what's there? This isn't a trash thread.

>>714840210
Who the fuck has time OR money for two gacha games at the same time?

>>714840210
what the fuck is going on with PersonaX?

>>714840210
>>714840282
Even if you did have time and money it's still a losing proposition to get into those other two. I'm not as familiar with persona gacha but I'm forever wary on licensed stuff like that.
But blue archive is just full-on astroturfed trash. No thank you.

doesn't the game just eventually become too easy once your veteran horses are good enough?

>>714840359
Bad

If i just clicked through the Special Week event will i be able to clear?

>>714840210
What the fuck happened to blue archive? Wasn't that game huge at one point? Didn't even realize Uma was soundly beating it

What are they talking about? She's won two races now.

>>714840510
no.

>>714840547
turns out gooners don't play video games

>>714840589
aww

>oh man only 2 races left I don't think I'm going to encounter Late Surger Savvy this time...
>[appears 1 day before the penultimate race]
What a good feeling.

>>714840565
>do Oguri's career for the first time
>beat a couple of G1s for skill points
>"ok Oguri your first G1 is coming up we gotta get ready"

>>714840618
But I'm confused, BA fans were constantly saying how it was the biggest new otaku thing that everyone was into.

>>714840117
Marry your Destrier

>>714840774
>>714840547
maintenance

>>714840210
I'm still shocked Uma ended up being way more popular than Blue Archive. I thought it was the other way around

this is fun but it's taking too long I'm not getting any event points

>>714840928
The thing that every degenerate wants is a girl who will ceaselessly praise him for betting the farm on a horse race.

>>714840747
>Sakura Bakushin O's entire career is trainer tricking her into running nothing but sprints aside from her final race where they finally let her do a mile.
>I was running her in G1 mile races the entire time on the side
Trainer just needed to have some faith.

>>714840963
the event is ending in a day, you weren't gonna finish it anyway
maybe if you didn't spend a week rerolling it'd be another story

>>714840963
You only get Event Points after finishing a Run.
Remember that you could follow people in the [Friend > Recommend] button (only appears outside of careers) so you could use their Event boosting card.
To find which are those see pic-related.

>>714840897
Bwo I don't think your game is doing so hot with or without maintenance. Pic was taken earlier today, there's not much of a difference.

>>714841040
Yeah well I did spend a week rerolling so it's too fucking late now and I want the free SSR card

>>714841029
she's literally asking for 3000m races though

>>714840963
Career mode takes about 40 mins if rushed, 2 hours if you take your time and smell the roses.
Yup, sucks that completing it is part of the daily challenges but at least you only need to win 1 race and don't need to perform well or complete the entire thing I guess

>check the archive because Top Cun told me to
>get free carats
>click around and see what stuff it unlocked
>find out Special Needs has the same birthday as me
wtf I love her now

>>714841215
truly a Special Week for you

>>714841215
happy birthday anon

>>714840210
I've never met anyone who actually played or talked about blue archive as an actual video game. It's all just annoying uohspam shit talking off about how hard they jerked off to porn they found on twitter. Even the threads here I've seen of it don't talk about the game, it's just an /e/-tier inagedump.

>>714841215
she's a dyke though???

is there a /v/ clan?

>>714840774
Paid marketing.

>>714840210
>please play my shilled garbage
no, sorry but doujins aren't enough to convince me to bother with your kusoge

>>714841359
clans are for women

>>714841286
desu I rarely see people on this forum talking about gameplay in general.

>>714840210
this is extra hilarious when you remember BA fans were screeching about them being the new touhou / fgo killer.

>El Condor Pasa is named after a peruvian poem
>peruANO, if you will
>character is just typical taco sombrero spicblabber anyway

whose the best long runner? mcqueen? rice shower? bourbon?

>uma thread
>all anyone talks about is blue archive

>>714841546
it's literally one schizo

>>714841519
Only spics who get decent representation are mexicans, brazilians and sometimes argies

>>714841518
that never happened

>>714841546
No shit people are gonna talk about it when baggots spent the past month bragging about how this shit was gonna kill Uma.
It'll die down naturally in a month anyway as a topic, quit whining.

>>714841519
>tfw no mountain climbing horse gf that plays a pan flute all day
why even live

How am I supposed to choose another girl for careers? I feel like I started at the peak and there's nowhere to go but down.

>>714837980 (OP)
why is he touching her nipples
yakuza will kill him

>>714841631
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.vg/text/%28BA%20%7C%20%22blue%20archive%22%29%20touhou%20%28new%20%7C%20next%29/
Maybe next time try not be a revisionist for easily, publically available info. BAfaggotry has been a running theme for years to anyone who's been paying attention.

>>714841519
america shits on the japs with dood anime and sushi so don't expect any different from them

>>714840479
Eventually yeah. Secret bosses come in later on with insane stats that are just there to fuck up your perfect run.

Going to use my random 3 stars ticket bros, my current 3 stars Umas are:

>Tokai Teio
>Simboli Rudolf
>Maruzenski

It has to be someone other than those, let's see...

What bonus do I get from going from A to S in Pace

>>714841843
dupe get

>>714839293
Uma musume are seen as innately superior to human women, leading to many uma vs human women societal conflicts and general xenophobia over the centuries

>>714841546
It's more interesting than the actual blue archive game itself in fairness.

>>714841953
>Uma musume are seen as innately superior to human women
you underestimate racism

>>714841843
LETS GOOOOOO

>>714840774
>>714841435
Yep, more people should know about this. Nexon has been trying to force a community for a long time now but it isn't working. Pic very much related

>>714839743
But does she have the stomach of an Oguri Cap to pull of that cosplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZSNI8YWO84

>>714842059
Exactly, racism from the human women when the good men choose the uma over them

>>714842064
>only have one 3*
>get a dupe
not only is my account cursed, i'm also forced to see luckshitters rub it in my face constantly.

Do they really have to make a distinction between free and paid carats?

>>714842073
I feel that the same shit happens with Azur Lane. No one cares about that shit yet you still see lots of threads about it that feel like white noise and repeated posts.

>>714842141
Most Japanese gachas have a free and a paid currency

>>714837980 (OP)

girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>714842141
yeah I'm pretty sure it's a law

holy shit she's STRONG

>>714842064
I want to breed with Taiki's tits.

>there are trainers in this thread who would choose some incompetent thot over the loving and caring uma who has always stood by their side

So what does Umapyoi mean again? What do the lyrics to the song mean?

>>714842254
I'll pick both. The human girls in this game are also top tier cuties.

>>714842218
I thought guts was a meme. Did I get lied to?

how can I consistently trigger the claw machine event? I got it a few times but fucked up the last doll for the special mission

>>714842312
Fuck if I know this is my first career.
It had an ! on it so I did it.

>>714842312
thats his first career

>>714841843
can the ssr ticket only hit the starter umas or can it hit new ones when they get added? that's gonna affect whether i use it or not(as soon as i can get a fucking 5 friend training)

>run Top Gun
>not very keen on the whole "uguu lesgo on dates toreina-chang"
>then she pulls out the "I don't like racing" card which I've always wondered if there's a character about that since I started playing

>>714839321
Her name is Scarlet and she's a redhead, you philistine.

>>714842312
Guts is 100% meme and only barely matters if the race is a long one as it acts as a reserve stamina

>>714842312
It is a meme because all Guts is, at this point, pretty much just stamina so you should just be training stamina instead.

>>714840210
I'm glad I never bothered with blue archive, game just looks like hot trash with the most insufferable fanbase. Horse racing is so much comfier

>>714842295
It translates to something like "horse hop", the lyrics are pretty much shitposting though which is its own subgenre of idol music by making nonsensical silly lyrics.

>>714842301
>polygmay
This is a monogamous franchise, faggot

>>714838359
If you're a rerolled why didn't you use Fine Motion?

>>714838159
Seems like a normal amount of McDonald's for an average sized person to eat

>>714842426
You know that's a lie, horses breed with many, many mares after all. Umas are no different

>>714842174
franchises that are only known for their porn tend to end up being that way. Once you get over the initial fap there's nothing left but a hollow emptiness when realizing it has literally nothing else going for it. This is what separates an evergreen franchise like touhou or uma from shilled nonsense like azur lane or blue archive for example.

>>714842427
Because I got sick of rerolling and I wanted to play the game.

>>714840210
Sorry anon, I'm not interested in playing Blue Archive. I'll masturbate to Asuna and Karin for you, though.

>>714840210
>be me
>professional /v/ shitposter
>wake up every morning, stretch, crack knuckles
>open Blue Archive thread
>same bait OP with a coomer thumbnail and 3 replies
>time to clock in
>"why does this game have such a low playerbase despite high fan arts?"
>"this entire thing is a humiliation ritual"
>BAfags instantly foam at the mouth
>BAcucks rush in
>"b-but the art is peak!"
>"playerbase doesn't matter!"
>"w-we don’t need Genshin and Uma numbers"
>"it's a cultural phenomenon!!"
>someone posts a 3-paragraph essay about Sensei's emotional depth
>I reply with Steam charts and a screenshot of a 0.2% achievement
>someone posts a hentai gif to derail
>thread hits bump limit in 40 mins
>400+ replies of seethe, cope, coom, and arguing about lore no one asked for
>Arona dev team probably watching, crying in a Google Doc
>every thread is damage control + derailing attempts
>every thread is a ritual
>I am the ritual
>I don’t even play the game
>I just feed off the chaos
>see you tomorrow
>picrel is me IRL

>>714838159
Tachyon is underestimating Americans.

>>714838590
You could have rolled only 1 SSR, Fine Motion, and that would be enough to stop rerolling.

You just saw first hand how hard it is to get that fucking card. Imagine not rerolling, consider how many carrots did you save by doing this. For some reason FM never fucking shows up.

>>714840210
>sub 2k already
>horsefuckers peak is still inclining
holy shit baggers...

>>714838159

>>714840210
No one cares about BA except as masturbation material.

>>714842360
It's basically the same pool as the 3 Stars selector, but random.

>>714842546
tl;dr not succinct enough

>>714842619
maintenance

>oh boy this sure is a good front runner run
>mandatory win
>maruzensky

>>714839473
Are you retarded? There are rewards in there you fucking moron.

>>714842634
God I wish that were me.

>>714842694
It's on track to hitting sub-2k even without maintenance. It was at 4k players only a few hours ago. A couple days ago it was at 10k players.

I need her so bad. I will swipe my credit card during her banner if I must.

>>714841519
and? El Condor was born in America, ameritrannies unironically call all of south americans "mexico"

>>714841843
How do I get the random 3 star ticket? I only have the selection one.

>late start
what the FUCK how does it keep happening

>>714840210
Maybe this will finally get obnoxious BAkeks to shut the fuck up for once. I can only hope

>>714840963
Get used to it. Uma gacha does not respect your time at all for the normal person. It's was made for tired Jap salarymen going to work/home on their long depressing commutes. You quite literally are not expected to get a lot of event points unless you are a whale. I'm not kidding F2P/Non whales can only expect casual gameplay from this gacha compared to others.

>>714842856
play da game

>>714842949
nooooOOOOO

fucking Maruzensky is our arch nemesis we never beat her.

>>714842601
You're never getting a 4LB Fine Motion without spending a million bucks rolling though

>>714842856
missions>special>part 1

>>714842546
holy zased

>>714842856
Unironically playing the Event that you've ignored for the past 2 weeks. It's right there free for you to take, if you complete the event's special missions.

>>714842856
In the home screen click the clipboard > special tab

complete the missions in "Part 1" (it disappeared to me just now, but it should appear for you)

>>714843036
I didn't ignore shit I just started playing today.

>>714842949
I CAN'T GET 3 PLUSHIES IN THE CLAW MACHIIIINE

>>714840210
I still don't understand how this was ever hyped as the thing that would kill uma.

>>714843105
You ignored the horsepussy threads for weeks don't lie

>>714843036
that event is permanent though

>>714843054
as a sidenote, if you play with the 5 starting characters (Urara, Bakushin, Vodka, Scarlet, Goldship) you're going to encounter all the race requirements listed there no problems.

I just had to go out of my way to complete the "Nakayama" races, you just need to see where they take place, you can pick up some optional races too.

>>714843118
Go for the closest ones. I think the chances of getting a big one or multiple in a single turn are lesser but they risk of them falling off is lower.

>>714843014
For me it's Rice Shower

woah, this is like a free 10 pull and shite. What's the negative effect of doing this

FUCKING MARUZENSKY
every god damn time somebody check this bitch for PEDs

I can't, no matter what I do it always drops 4 supports max and not even in their own place, with card skills and all to increase chances!

>>714843191
kill implies people expected it to be alive to begin with. NO ONE was looking at uma's direction at all pre-release but it took on a life on its own when it came out and just kept getting bigger especially after it got streamed a week after.

>>714843349
Half length was pretty damn close though.

>>714843384
just play normally and you'll get it eventually

>>714843318
they install trojan horses into your phone.

>>714842601
>>714843019
After tucking that account away and thinking to reroll just a handful more times to get the indecision out of my system, this was literally the next reroll after it...
I was honestly hoping the universe was telling me to go fuck myself for seeing nothing for two hours but now its condemning me to commit to this game

>>714843416
People absolutely were talking about how BA was gonna kill Uma before steam release.

is there a list of what uma careers have the races necessary for the part 1 missions?

>>714842546

>>714838159
>didn't specify without any water dipping the bread to make your stomach process it faster
Bet.

>>714843479
You can get the races without doing specific careers I thought, they still show up just check them ahead of time

Just pulled this, how is this card

>>714843014
You're fighting an undefeated horse so feared by the Japanese that they found excuses not to let her race, know your place.

>>714843191
BA steam release was more hyped on social media
but after horse came out nobody talks about it anymore

Tamamo Cute.

Fuck, the horses got me good.
I've been playing this on a daily basis despite hating gacha and can't stop reading trivia about the characters every 2 hours.
This is like KanColle on crack all over again.

>>714843642
how could a slot machine skinner box get popular on a platform with real games

>>714843447
my phone can't even run UMA

>>714843472
BASED BASED BASED
Rerolling chads keep on winning.

>>714842546
>high fan arts
bullshit, their doujins are aislop tier at best

>>714843619
Meanwhile my horse never won no wonder it's like fate.

>>714839785
In universe her dad's a pilot, though even that is stemmed from the fact that the real horse was named after the movie.

>>714843665
its like kancolle but actually has a english global release
im still mad at kadokawa

>>714842546
thank you for your service godspeed

>>714843642
BA hype is all artificial, more news at 11.

>>714843479
Yeah you need:
Bakushin
Haru Hurara (she needs to WIN the races, her story mode only requires her to participate)

Guide on Haru: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CNpTirZD8l7AnISbDCkuP0neNGC5ZE2M3tMD6jIB2vA/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.974witq7tbed

the fuck controls your mood in the legend races? I picked an uma and their mood was bad

What does Wit even do?

>>714843753
They're not aislop tier at best, legitimately they are just aislop. Someone ran the numbers and something like 40% of all blue archive pixiv submissions is AI. That's just pixiv, imagine how fucking bad it is on Twitter and other places, not to mention comiket doesn't regulate against Ai works whatsoever. So authors can just get away with selling AIslop for BA because it's a non Japanese franchise (if they did this with a Japanese series like Uma or Idolmaster the community would skin them alive)

>>714841029
She's asking to do Kikua and Kinen tho, she'd be worse than Urara at it.

>>714843883
It affects:
>Late Start chance
>Rushed chance
>Chance for skill to activate
It will catch up to you if you don't level it

>>714843883
% for skills to activate

>>714843883
Makes it more likely for your horses to activate its skills. I think it also helps to decrease the stamina drain when your horse gets rushed during a race.
Might be missing a few things.

>>714843963
Well son of a bitch no wonder I keep getting late starts

>>714843756
>Win literally nothing
>Continues living to pretty much the natural limit of a horse's lifespan
She survives just because she was a meme even at the time she was active, isnt she?

>>714844005
Don't let your horse be stupid, anon.

This maybe a gacha game but it has soul unlike chinese and korean gachas

honestly scarlet not wanting to run the triple crown is just so refreshing
i'm so sick of the japanese derby

>>714843613
She's really easy to get because her rates are up. I use her a lot (I have her maxed out)

>>714844075
I don't think all the Wit training in the world is going to help her there.

>>714842634
>Literally BUCK BREAKS her trainer by the end of her campaign.
>I will do ANY test you want PLEASE keep running I will let you CONFINE ME FOR DAYS.
>To even be her trainer to save her from being expelled you down three mysterious liquids she tried to force you to drink after kidnapping you.
>Regularly treats you like a househusband.
Anons would you be okay with living as an emasculated househusband for Tachyon post her career being over?
>Wake up next to her in bed.
>Trainer. I'm Hungry! Get me food. NOW!
>You have to hop up and prepare her food in under thirty minutes or else she gets growchy.

>>714844076
Honestly why I like it. I have like 15 horses so far and not a single one of those feels like a filler character, they're all likeable in their own way and are fun to watch in action.

>>714844076
It's doubly funny when you remember all the times they were saying CN and KR were much more competitively made and had more soul and care put into it.
Only to get blown the fuck out by some niche horsepussy game that released with zero fanfare except genuinely positive word of mouth.

>>714843883
It's the horse's brain. A horse too retarded to understand the race has started will always start late.

>>714844039
She survives because she's just having a great time.

>>714844114
Why is Golshi's SSR in the toilet even when maxed

>>714844202
>niche
to be fair, uma musume is genuinely MASSIVE in japan

>>714843883
literally everything. the game telling you that you need power to break out of the pack is slightly wrong. wit is what actually affects your positioning, without wit your horse is too retarded to step to the side to overtake.

What's Gold Ship's jockey praying?

>>714844251
>thank god this dumbass horse didn't fuck us over today

>>714844076
>>714844202
Well it stands to reason the Japs are like the seasoned veteran elder of gachas when the koreans and chinese are the young upstarts with not a clue, considering Japs invented this shit to begin with

>>714844232
Its Goldshi lol
probably kicks you in the balls if you use her as support

BRING ME GOLD CHUD.

>>714844076
I remember trying blue archive earlier because some anon was shilling it hard last week. which was a korean gacha but bounced off it super fucking hard because it just felt low effort as fuck.

Started playing Uma a few days ago and it's like a night and day comparison with how good it is. Never trusting non-JP again after this

>>714844076
not even kidding, i actually stopped playing wuwa after this came out
theres just something about japs stuff chinks and gooks can`t achieve and replicate forever, its the soul

>>714844251
>Why cant this horse be normal

>>714844418
Gold Ship doesn't afraid her ass bumping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRM4CATAdaI
Starting 3:07

>>714843963
>>714844246

So... a horse with low wit is too stupid to understand the race just started, or is unable to regain its composure, or cant even remember the skills it was just taught

>>714844202
Hoyo loving SEA shitposters are in this thread, but imma say it anyway.
All their shit past Honkai Impact Gen 1 is overglorified slop.
None of the characters have actual dedicated development, they're the sole chinese games that are this overly dedicated to heroic fantasy slop while doing none of the edgy and cool grey morality parts.
Annnd all of their animation in in-game cutscenes suck. But in ZZZ they do the same greenscreen backdrop visual novel thing as Uma, but they're so wooden and plain.

>>714844616
I like her "does not compute" animation

>>714844595
>overly dedicated to heroic fantasy slop while doing none of the edgy and cool grey morality parts.
Dude im just waiting for the first chinese gacha that actually COMMITS to wuxia and xianxia tropes instead of just using it for window dressing
That would be brutal as shit... and probably nonviable for mass market

>>714844595
>spend millions to hype their poorly written bullshit
>gets written off after a couple of days of artificial hype
>meanwhile cygames
i love japanese horse pussy so much

>>714844076
I love Uma because it's genuinely wholesome which is kinda rare in series of this type. I just can't help but to feel invested in helping these horses achieve their dreams.
>>714844431
I gave it a try about 2 months ago along with the Pokemon Card Game mobage but the plot didn't do it for me and the gameplay doesn't make me feel anything. I do like that some of the characters look like villainesses but are kinda dorky in actuality.

Currently at early october senior year. Should I go for URA Medium or Long with this current build? I currently have the same number of races for each so I'm not sure what it defaults to without me doing an extra one to make sure. Would appreciate advice because I have struggled to get a Special Week run started but this time she's doing great.

>>714844595
I agree, but I do kinda like Star Rail.

>>714844593
Yes, you see when you first see that your uma doesn't activate her skills, your first thought should be.
>"activate your skills you dumbass horse"
Critical thinking should tell you that she needs to be smarter and you level wit. This is good game design

>>714844786
The only thing anyone has to say positive about blue archive are some of the character designs, and even then majority of them are boring as fuck.
Its something that belongs on danbooru, not something that should be entertained as an actual game nor story. How anyone still gives a fuck about that shit in 2025 is beyond me.

>>714844114
>worse than some of the uncapped SR
ah well

>>714844797
>500 stam
medium

>>714844886
Honestly yeah, if the game had good gameplay and the writing was subpar I would understand but the character design alone can only do so much before you drop the thing and move on.

>>714844595
>edgy and cool grey morality parts
they love to pretend they are, but its actually not
at the end of the day they are all weeb playing anime gacha slop while trying so hard to pretend its not

>>714844726
>Dude im just waiting for the first chinese gacha that actually COMMITS to wuxia and xianxia tropes instead of just using it for window dressing
Any specific examples?

>>714844901
At 0 stars yes, but if you keep getting copies it continues to rise, and you'll be getting more copies since her rates are boosted due to the on-going event.

If i'm starting out should i progress through the Main story for a while or do the URA Finale thing you see when you press the big fat CAREER button right there?

>>714844202
uma is still not even close to as popular as hoyochink gachas though

>>714844886
>>714844981
what baffles me more is this insistent need BA fans have with picking fights with Uma. I don't get it, it's like they're genuinely jealous over it. They've been screeching nonstop for the past 2 weeks. Like wtf does Uma even have to do with any of this?

>>714844886
artist loves the characters because they are simple ez af to draw lol

>>714845106
URA Finale is the main game. If you just started, focus on the current event so you get dem sweet rewards.
Main Story can wait (its 15 cutscenes and 3 races anyway, you can do them later, they give you 2 free SSR support cards)

>game discussion already died out to the point 90% of the thread is talking about other gachaslop or waifuposting

>Supercreek's career
Are (You) the one being groomed?

>>714845195
It's not even just that. They legitimately get paid by nexon and are told to pretend as if they're a passionate fan. It's really dirty when you dig a little deeper into the whole thing. Once you do a little research you start to realize how manufactured the whole thing is.

>>714844557
I'm aware, Gold Ship is a boss horse so fighting back against any physical provocation is in his immediate nature. Though he still avoided Gentildonna where he could according to Sugai.

>>714844973
Isn't that good enough with maestro?

>>714844901
That's comparing it in the JP game which is like 5 years of content ahead? A tier list for the current global version would be more useful.

>>714845284
just remove every head you don't recognize

>>714844797
Your stats aren't bad for either i'd just focus on speed and go for whatever i have the most skills for

>>714845209
The current event, as in URA Finale, or that fuckin Special Week thing people kept going on about the last few threads because its so important but about to close out very soon?

>>714845195
They love it because daddy nexon pays good money, not because they actually give a shit.
See >>714842073
A ton of artists if you look them up had a brief period where they were drawing nothing but BA for a few months in like 2022-2023, only to suddenly drop it and never post about it again after as if nothing had happened.
Almost as if they were paid to make art of the game.

>>714844726
>nonviable for mass market
they know their culture wouldn't sell on global market
thats why they use japanese weeb culture to sell their gacha lol

>>714839293
Caligula said that he wants to promote his uma, a woman, to the role of consul, the biggest insult to roman senators

>>714845359
they are both the same thing, by doing ura finale you do special week's event

You people are literally gacha weeb bronies

You will be dealt with sooner or later

>>714843941
Jeez ty for info
Maybe I should search better ll doujins then

>>714845238
Yes.

>The famous “reverse picking” episode: Usually it’s always the jockey who picks and chooses the horse they are going to ride. But when Take Yutaka visited Ito training stable before the 1988 Kikka-Sho to pick his partner, Super Creek bit Take’s sleeves and didn't let him go, like the horse was picking Take to jockey him. So Take decided to give him a try. This episode is reenacted in game, where Super Creek actively finds you and wants you to become her trainer.
>The horse ‘nurtured’ Yutaka Take towards his first GI win (and the record for youngest jockey to win a GI, at 19 years old). Super Creek facilitated his growth into a genius jockey.
>Take said: “This is the first horse I fell in love with, and I won’t give him to anyone.” He even talked to the horse with baby talk, like how a parent talks to a child.
>He was also nicknamed “Take Yutaka’s wife” at the time.

>>714845448
you said the exact same thing to Anita Sarkesian and Chris-chan, and they both changed your country's entire culture.
You'll do nothing but keep losing, this world doesn't belong to you anymore.

>>714845457
No problem, glad I could educate people more about this since not many people know about it.
Next time you see a BA faggot running his mouth, relay this info to them and watch them go silent.

This game's sudden popularity with the normalfag audience(northerlion, asmongold etc) feels manufactured, forced

>running Maya Top Kek for the first time
>get all the way to the second half of the senior year
>unlock Swinging Maestro
>already have 600 stamina
do I need this for the Arima Kinen or is she good

>>714844595
I'm a simple man, if I see a game with moe girls putting the characters that got my attention in the cannon-fodder bin I will hate it.
I've seen this increasing trend in gacha-like games about making the foot soldiers also cute girls and I fucking hate it.
Uma has unimportant mob characters too, but at least I don't kill them and can just go "cute!" and not feel weird about it.

>>714844726
>another anime gacha slop where everyone just turns on JP VA
no thanks, i had enough of this chink delusional cultural export cope with animu weeaboo stuff
i rather they make more soulssekiro clone with wuxia theme

>>714845382
why does nexon pay so much money to make people draw art for a game that nobody plays and doesn't make any money?

>>714845498
>>Take said: “This is the first horse I fell in love with, and I won’t give him to anyone.”
>>He was also nicknamed “Take Yutaka’s wife” at the time.
Based!

>>714844232
cause she rapes your energy whenever she shows up

>>714845121
Because they're the first showings of AAA style gacha games that actually use that budgeting on a consumer shown level than "we have 20 artists, 50 VAs, and 200 staff on constant payroll for the next 10 years".

If Ananta actually plays like its trailer where it's a Yakuza/Like A Dragon but you get to visit the entirety of Shinjuku than the red light district, we're over with them, i'm never looking back.

>>714845552
Swinging Maestro is always worth it. Think of it this way, do I want to risk it or do I want absolute assurance?

manhattan cafe global when

>>714845574
>why does unfeeling corporation <X> too big to fail make retarded decisions out of touch with the general populace?
A very good question, actually.

>>714845596
she's a semen drainer?!

>>714845635
Couple of months maybe

>>714845498
The mommy on a walk outfit was way better than the princess one. Why did they change it?

how exactly is this eceleb pvp tourney supposed to work?

>>714845624
sure but isn't 600 stamina already a lot of fucking stamina? it feels like I could afford to go for some speed skills instead but I'm not sure

I'm struggling to get above a C+ rank on these horses help

Tachyon is killing me. Everytime I try to train her she gets hit by multiple events that send her mood into awful.

>>714838159
what the fuck is a quarter pounder

why are americans so retarded with measurements

>>714845798
Gotta put more sugar in her drinks.

>>714844760
Honestly when you get down to it this is pretty much the sin of all KR and CN gachas. Only JP ones have stood the test of time.

>>714845534
Every streamer after Northernlion (and maybe Asmongold) is absolutely bandwagoning but its forced on their end. They see a massively successful game among internet-crazy people who are likely to watch Twitch and know to target them. Its just good business even if its the most unwatchable forced shit imaginable.

>>714845808
a one hundred and thirteen grammer

csbros...

>>714844760
>>714845868
The fact that Umamusume has kept a (mostly) consistent artstyle and theme over its lifespan is severely underrated.

>>714845868
JP has some interesting cases like FGO which is something no other company will ever be able to pull off, but there is enough dead JP gachas to fill a mass grave. Japan went in hard on quantity early on with gacha but never really tried moving past making them more than that.

>>714844616
She ran out of batteries!

Symboli Kris S Factoids

>Symboli Kris S is confirmed to be an international student according to her bio. She was born in the US. This is because in real life Symboli Kris S was introduced from the United States.
>Her ears are very distinct among the Uma Musume cast. This phenomenon is known as “Bori-Kri” ears IRL and all of Kris’s descendants have this ear shape.
>Most people’s reaction when first seeing him is “this is a large horse”. He has long legs, which makes him look taller.
>Despite being a large horse, Symboli Kris S isn’t tough, so it’s impossible to give him hard training lessons.
>His Uma Musume personality seems to reflect this. While others think she looks intimidating, she is actually very mild.
>His nickname was “pitch-black emperor”. He is also known as the fall champion due to almost all of his records having to do with Fall GI races.
>When Yutaka Take rode Symboli Kris S to win the 2002 Aoba-Sho, the horse’s trainer Kazuo Fujisawa asked Take: “How is my horse? Can it win the Derby?” Take replied: “The horse won’t shine until the fall season.” Just like what Take predicted, Symboli Kris S lost the Derby to Tanino Gimlet and had his first GI win at Fall Tenno-Sho.
>He is the first horse to win two Fall Tenno-Sho titles.
>He is also the fourth horse to win two Arima Kinen. In his second Arima Kinen win in 2003, he broke the time record held by Dai Yusaku since 1991. He also created the biggest winning lead ever in Japan’s GI history. (by 9 lengths, tied to Tap Dance City’s 2003 Japan Cup win).
>Symboli Kris S did manage to be treated as a boss horse. Not due to physical dominance however. He was just so large and intimidating that other horses fell in line out of fear. In human terms, this is like a relatively nice person people are cautious and nice to because they look like they're gonna snap and kick everyone's ass one day.
>He has a descendant called Neko Nyan Nyan.

>>714845448
>catgirls? ok
>foxgirls, doggirls, snakegirls? alright
>boatgirls, tankgirls, planegirls, historical figure girls, train station girls, onsen town girls? All fine
>horse girls?
>whoa dude you're some kind of brony?

>didn't realize my trainee has had a migraine for half of her run
I was wondering why the fuck her mood wouldn't go up
Still won everything though, damn she's good

>>714846034
my brown queen

>>714845808
>Royal Cheese
It's a fucking fast food burger, i don't want that pretentious shit. Just name it after the measurement.

>>714845868
lmao what? there are so many once huge jp gachas that are dead now after the jump to 3d

I hate night owl

>>714846182
It's the other way around, dummy. Slop like blue archive and snowbreak is dying while Uma is having a resurgence. Probably helps that it actually has soul, something Korean and Chinese devs have trouble grasping.

>>714839293
Uma's at War... Literally being a Cavalry or Dragoon member probably meant pounding Uma subordinate at night.

>>714839293
>>714846324
>umas are canonically stronger than human men
>rape stems from the abuse of power dynamics
Many wives of human male soldiers found themselves cucked when wars involving umas broke out

>>714839293
genghis khan is a lucky guy
he probably breeds all the steed himself

>>714841519
arr rook same

>>714846324
I'm so glad this franchise will never cater to faggots like you.

>>714840210
Call Asmongold but BA is not a game you want to stream, unlike Uma.
Everyone in his chat was shitting on Star Rail and were bored when hoyo paid him to stream it

I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPING THE URA FINALE CONCERT WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH THEM
FUCK

Tanino Gimlet Factoids

>Is Vodka's Papa
>These two became the second father-foal pair and the first father-daughter pair to win the Japanese Derby.
>As of 2024, he is the oldest surviving Derby winner in Japan.
>Tanino Gimlet is a victim of the notorious and cruel “Matsukuni Rotation”. A famous race schedule arranged by trainer Matsuda Kunihide. It fits as many races as possible in the horse's first half of the classical year. Many horses ended up broken (most suffered bowed tendons) after the Japanese Derby and had to retire, Tanino Gimlet included.
>Matsukuni Rotation also wasn’t considered bad in the old days (pre-1984 era), but at the time, horses ran a lot slower, so it didn’t cause as much burden.
>Gimlet is a big time fence breaker and consciously does it as an appeal. IRL Tanino Gimlet is exactly the same and has broken over 30 fences in 2022 alone.
>Besides the fences, he also breaks feed buckets and stable walls.
>Kicking fences is very dangerous for horses, many end up breaking their legs or even die. However, Tanino Gimlet is an expert on this matter and never gets injured. He also does this for pure pleasure.
>He also teaches his stablemate Rose Kingdom to do it.
>On the first day he arrived at his retirement farm, he broke four fences, and scared the hell out of Rose Kingdom.
>Because of this, he is known as the “God of Destruction”, which she also calls herself in Uma Musume.
>However, besides breaking the fences, Tanino Gimlet isn’t bad in terms of temper, he is actually on the tamer side. His stablemate Rose Kingdom is actually a lot worse. Worth noting Rose Kingdom is one of Meisho Doto's hench-men/lackies along-side Shuttle IRL.
>When Yogibo cushion was put on the grazing ground, Tanino Gimlet’s first thought was to kick it.
>He has a scary “Dictus Eye” on the left side and a cute eye on the right side, so his horse girl counterpart wears an eyepatch to cover the right eye.

Dont waste your time on this game

Winning Ticket and Mejiro Rian suck ass, right?

>>714846423
based
>>714846460
link the doc please

>The humiliation ritual after the race
It shouldn't be this funny but I can't stop laughing. Im sure the japs thought it was cute

>>714846469
its too late for me anon... save you'reselfs

Don't tell your wife about this game.

>>714846505
Forgot image.

>>714846460
Does anyone have a compilation of all the factoids? I love reading about them all but I miss a few threads.

>>714846546
She told me that cygames is jewish.

>>714846318
uma was always doing well and is still relatively new
do you know how many of cygames other gachas they left for dead?

>>714846546
>he thinks I had a choice
Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking I'm not your typical victim
I'm an adult, I'm a man
I'm a decently built and capable person.
I'm 6.5 feet tall; 180lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in ANY situation. But in the summer of 2025, I WAS RAPED BY MY OWN TRAINEE
That's right: #MeToo.
My point is, my attacker didn't have to be an adult umamusume to overpower me to turn me into a victim.
If it can happen me, then it can happen to you.
-Trainer
Tracen Academy Teacher. Adult. Survivor

>>714846721
Tokai Teio is NOT that busty.

>>714846034
>She innately gets the stat buff to beat any Nakayama course (aka she's destined to beat the Arima Kinen at the end)
>The trade off is she has to place in all of them, not just 2-3 in the senior year.
Rolling her just for the difficulty.

Teio either wont activate skills or will stomp the entire field:

>>714844076
Nikke is alright, at least I bother reading the dialogues there and the interaction between the characters is genuinely fun. I wish they would improve the gameplay tho and make it more engaging
Uma is very fun so far, to the point I forget doing Wuwa's dailies, and it could replace the game that made me drop hoyo slops

>>714846546
She was playing the Japanese version already lmao.

What's with the airy saxophone music in the Archive panel

>>714846721
I know they’re all really strong but if you got raped by Rice Shower or Urara or Teio absolutely no one would sympathize with you, it’d be like how people just make jokes about prison rape

>>714844786
>wholesome
I didn't get why there was so little porn of this game even with the yakuza threats, but after raising daiwa and suzuka to ura finals I get it. These girls are my own daughters and if anyone dares to try to lewd them I will fucking annihilate them

>>714846721
60% of men who marry Uma Musume become victims of abuse at least once in their lives, common reasons including jealousy, anger management and powerful vagina muscles.
Don't stay silent, share.

>>714846520
>>714846682
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0

It doesn't actually have everything I'll tend to post (Their Rice Shower section is a little limited imo and lacks important quotes by Matoba that give context to the irl happenstance), but it's still a very good resource. There's also a user in the leddit episode reaction threads who tends to give very good break-down's on stuff that the trivia doc doesn't go into. Never the less, it's a nice entry point.

>>714847003
Oh so the factoid posts in this thread have even more stuff? Nice.

>>714846986
>Urara
She would never. Don't even imply that.

>>714846989
Based, the game is really good at awakening your paternal instincts.

>>714847094
Every non canonical win she gets she drains you like a caprisun

i think this is my favourite horse so far

>>714847082
I discovered the franchise myself a few years ago and my habitude for obsession kicked in. At which point I devoured the trivia doc, episode break-downs and started getting into honse blogs online. Which was a very unfortunate descent into being an irl honse racing person and visiting tracks to watch shows. But that's going off on a tangent. My own doc is a weird incestuous fusion of the trivia doc and several other sources, which is where my factoid posts stem from. But you'll still 100% get the majority of what shows up here on that link. That's it for the 'me' factoids though.

>>714847242
She's nice

>>714846986
>tfw shotgun rape-marriaged by a triple-crown uma and all anyone can talk about is how fast my new wife's rape-babies will be
Can't even talk about this shit on Umastagram without the uma glowies censoring me...

>5'1"
>not short
lol

>>714846721
Can't believe this happened to pro trainer Kevin Nash. Kwab.

>>714847437
the meijiros and symbolis are the worst about this, because they have the status and pedigree to silence anybody who dares question their habits of taking young, inexperienced trainers as grooms
at least you could reasonably get winning ticket canceled for sexually assaulting you

>>714847605
You're a fool. Director Akikawa herself is secretly just Northern Taste. Imagine going to her to try and plead your case, then she takes off the hat and you realize how fucked you really are.

>>714846993
>they control the academies
>they control the social medias
>the statue of liberty herself is a uma, so the justice system is controlled by those damn women
How is a human trainer supposed to find peace and prosperity in this messed up world?

>>714847675
this is why the kiryuins only let their daughters be trainers
no risk of getting raped and then baby-trapped by their trainees that way

Am I supposed to be skipping the training scenarios? I like the little stories a lot but it takes ages to complete a single race like that, can I just watch them later?

post porn of this cutie

Uma's have mastered the 'illusion of control'. Humans think they're superior, that uma's are just fun to go watch at shows, that uma's are just a neat side-race of friends. They don't know that the uma's are controlling every aspect of their lives, that Tracen Academy is paid for by them to give decadent existences to each new Uma generation, that corporations varying from science to fashion have Uma at their heads. They don't know that, in truth, they don't have the choice of their own future- Of their governance- Of their politics- They're totally ignorant to the fact that the only choice they really have... Is which uma they're going to worship and spend their monies on.

Trainer-San after Golshi is done with him.

>>714847752
you're aware you only read them once and the game auto-skip previously read scenarios, right?

>>714848049
That's only if you set it to do that. The default is to skip nothing.

Whose been posting chestnut horses in this thread? Teme.

>3% friendship training
>it fails and I get a condition

>>714846993
>my una wife's face when I have one (1) (ichi) phone call with another woman (it was my sister)

>start off playing the game happy that I can clear the career mode and enjoying the characters
>caught myself thinking about team comp when I used my 3* ticket
>unlock the second team lineup when my rank got high enough
>now I'm hunting for good sparks inheritance
damn so this is how they get you huh

>>714848179
Asshole Spe-chan is a missed opportunity

“Chestnut Horses could be here” Special Week thought as she arrived to the paddock. “I’ve never been to this race course before. Chestnut horses could be anywhere.” The Spring Tenno-sho air felt warm against her carrot-filled tummy. “I HATE GRASS WONDER!” She thought as the beats of Umapyon reverberated through her entire body and washed away her (merited) fear of El Condor Pasa. “With Uma Musume propagandizing your career, you can go anywhere you want.” She thought to herself, out loud.

>>714848475
Could be interesting character development if she turned into a ragetard

>>714844076
Chinese and Korean games are too degenerate to my liking. Gets real boring seeing half-naked and skanky ass bitches designed in a way for porn artists to make porn of to advertise their games. The gameplay in most of them just fall off after while. Only CN game I'd acknowledge as great is just Arknights because I still love tower defense games.

>>714847242
Nice taste

why the fuck is the spring tenno sho long but the autumn one is medium
isn't it the same track?

>>714843660
Tamamo sexy

>>714848567
Too late for that at this point. Her career's already been done and they decided her main personality going forward should be 'I miss Silence Suzuka'. Plus I imagine they're a little shy to make the face of the franchise into the mare-hating childhood friend-betraying weirdo he really was. They should've picked Teio to be honest.

>>714844251
PREASE RUNNU

>>714848620
I don't think you understand how horse races work. The finish line is modular. A stadium fit for a 1 mile race, can be a race of 50 yards if you place the finish line at 50 yards.

Haven't you noticed short races only have 1 corner? It's not a full lap.

>Look up Pretty Derby on android
>3.7
>People complaining about crashing out of the application when trying to gamba
>Still hasnt been fixed

ah, sou

which horse has the highest retardation stat?

>>714848680

>>714848807
Gold Ship.

>>714848680
Micro-horse.

I hate to admit but I don't understand shit. I tried to read guys but it is not helping
is there a stat I should focus on? and what does wit do?

>>714848807
It's probably a fight between Tamamo Cross, Gold Ship and Air Shakur.

>Tamamo Cross was a psycho who did nothing but fight his stablemates and the mares he was meant to mate with.
>Gold Ship is an eccentric freak that would lose races based on 'mood' and who liked to fuck with his trainer.
>Air Shakur somehow became convinced his fence was attacking him, tried to fight back and perished in the attempt.

>>714843479
you will go through every race listed on part 1 missions if you play with the 5 girls given at the start: Scarlet, Gold Ship, Vodka, Urara and Bakushin

my golshi is too stupid to activate her skills… and none of my support cards ever show up in wits…

>>714845498
>>714845716
>she looses the turtleneck when playable
NOOOOOOOOOOO

anyone know the soundtrack name at the start of episode 4 in the main story?

>>714849274
yep

>max speed circles
>max power circles
>gets boxed out and dies
this is why i don't like late surgers.

>>714848824
She's so cute and sexy ToT I need her in global along with Manhattan Cafe

>rice shower
>constantly fails training despite <15% chance of failing
>late starts despite high wit
>never activates skills
they did it on purpose right?

>One of the SRs is a horse girl doin SQUATZ

>>714848914
My vague understanding of the stats—which, mind you, probably isn't entirely accurate—is as follows:
>Speed is your horse's top speed. Universally good
>Stamina is how long your horse can run before getting tired. Extremely important for long races, but not so much for sprints. Also I'm pretty sure front positions use up energy quicker than rear positions
>Power is your horse's acceleration and how good they are at overtaking other horses mid-race. Crucial for late surgers and end closers (who need to go from 0-100 in a short period of time), but not so much for frontrunners (who have plenty of time to build up speed because they're running at full blast from the start)
>Guts determines how badly your horse falls off if they run out of energy. In practice it's kinda useless right now since your horse ideally shouldn't be running out of energy to begin with
>Wits increases skill activation chance and reduces the odds of your horse doing retarded shit (Rushed, Late Start, etc.)

>>714845534
It's cause this mobage is an actual game not an autobattler. It's extremely rare for a mobile game to be an actual game. One where you can lose. You can't lose in autobattlers. But winning 100% of the time if you met the requirements isnt fun. That's not a game. Uma is a game where you can lose. It doesn't play itself.

How bad is the auto-select for teams? With 3 rows it's quite a pain to manually figure out the best spot for each uma.

>>714842546
I fucking kneel SieteGOD

>>714849358
>he actually believed the green devil's lies

>Do 3 10 pulls
>Get 9 2 stars and 1 3 star each pull
I forgot what it felt like to get fucked in a gatcha game

>>714849758
I meant 9 1 stars and 1 2 stars

>>714849620
>My vague understanding of the stats—which, mind you, probably isn't entirely accurate—is as follows:
I'll take it at least your conclusion is better than mine
thanks

>>714842461
but would you even want to?

Trainer-san is messed up for letting Urara run the Arima Kinen. That's like letting the special needs kid rap at the school talent show.

DURANDAL
WHEN

going through the character story cutscenes is so tedious it's not even worth the carrots man

>>714842546
>granbluekek
>shitposting on other gacha threads
Checks out. Enjoy your deader than BA game.

>>714849903
>stockholm syndromed her way into ikezoe's heart
Have mercy...

Someone posted this chart not sure how accurate it is

>>714837980 (OP)
>155 cm
>not short
Ascended level of femlet copium

>>714848914
the other anon explained really well what each stats does, right now the focus is
speed is a must, when in doubt dump on it, depending on which circuits you will go you need to change your amount of stamina, sprints can go easy with 200 while longs may take 500+, having good skills like the one you learn from Super Creek SSR helps A LOT in not needing to make the number so big
power is determined on position, if you play a horse that runs on front you don't need much, but someone who runs late or end you need the acceleration and strength to get out of the mob on the final stretchs, so you need more power for it
guts as said is useless now, you can forget it
wits is a good one to upgrade from time to time since not only helps skill triggering but training also gives skill points, so depending on how you build you may end something between 200 to 300, even 400 if you want to use more stamina skills instead of stamina number itself

>>714849909
You can just skip them

>>714847238
And it’s 100% consensual every single time

>>714849295
well what is it?

>>714848917
Gold Ship is anti-retarded.

>>714847381
Why is Terrance Bogard there?

>>714845534
cygames is paying streamers

>>714849358
look for more late surger skills like Late Surger Savvy and get it to Rank 2 (circle inside circle)

>>714846721
Trainers have no rights.
Also you were asking for it, slut

>>714841682
I will wait however long it takes for her banner

>>714850393
I WANTED TO TRAIN UMAS INTO WINNING RACES NOT DATE FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>714850256
No they are not lmao

>>714850256
holy cope

>>714845534
Ok tendie

this slut is trash. has to be the worst horse in the game

>>714850479
less talking more horse pussy munching

>>714844076
$20 for a ten pull feels criminal but I expect the whales for this game to be far beyond reason

>>714850619
You way better off just playing the game

>>714850569
What expression is she showing in this picture

>>714840210
That's what you get for all the blacked, ntr shit BAfags.

>>714850721
useless whore was celebrating the 16th place right before this pic

>>714850619
As with most gatcha games, you pay more to have it now vs. paying to be given it over a long period of time (month long daily log-in rewards).

>>714850619
>See 50 paid carats for a daily pull
>See a premium package that includes 50 daily carats
>50 free carats

my jimmies are quite rustled

Dream Journey Factoids

>Known to be one of the worst-tempered racehorses in Japanese history.
>A son of Stay Gold. Other sons of Stay Gold in Uma would be Fenomeno, Gold Ship, Nakayama Festa and Orfevre.
>Uma Musume's Eccentric Freak Family.
>He was already pretty intimidating after he was born. He’d harass the trainee grooms in his birth farm.
>When Kenichi Ikezoe, Dream Journey’s former jockey, was visiting him, Ikezoe always kept an eye on and a distance from the horse to prevent himself being kicked, bitten, or killed.
>He seldom shows his bad temper in front of the general public though. He's self-aware in that sense.
>An intellectual horse, just like how he is being presented in the game. His groom said: “He could survive even if we just left him there.”
>In contrast to his temper, his pitching running style looked very cute, and was nicknamed “pea-sized steps” by his team.
>Most of Stay Gold’s children like to dip their grasses into the water basket before eating them, Dream Journey included.
>It’s called “ochazuke” (rice in tea) by stable workers.
>Note that he likes to do this by himself. If you dip the grass for him, he’d get mad.
>He is the lightest horse to ever win a Japanese GI race (424kg at the 2009 Takarazuka Kinen).
>Albeit being small, he was tough and was free from injuries during his entire racing life.
>Not very good at mating because of his small size (and this actually hurt his pride a lot).
>Because it’s very easy for him to build fatigues on his right body, he is bad at left-going (counter clockwise) courses such as Tokyo.
>Irrelevant but Silence Suzuka was actually incredible at going counter-clockwise, they're almost each other's exact opposite as horses.
>Just like his father (Stay Gold), Dream Journey doesn’t like gray horses.

i don't get it are the clocks implying you fucking rewind time to win

>>714850990
They're implying you had a bad dream of your horse losing and woke up. Don't take it too seriously.

>>714850990
You're trapping them in a time loop, stop that

>>714850921
What's the most "evil" horse?
Tamamo Cross?

>>714850921
The FREAKS.

>>714850990
it means the race day was a dream

>>714850569
Are you placing her correctly and equipping skills that help her catch up later in the race?

>>714837980 (OP)
>gacha
At least F2P games with microtransactions offer engaging gameplay.

>>714850990
you are stuck in this time loop forever, reliving the same 3 years over and over with different girls, one more day makes no difference!

>>714851103
In Uma? Probably Tamamo Cross, yeah. No one else was as insecure, quick to attacking others and out-right murderous. You could make an argument for Duramente making it his life mission to fuck over Kitasan Black in every way imaginable, but that was more his team than him.

im not going to play this game for long, the required investment is too huge, but the 3 star i randomly picked was maruzensky and i wont deny that i ended up getting attached to my boomer uma
i had a really good career and then she fucking jobbed at the ura by getting 2nd place and the clocks didnt help
im so mad about that that i will wait until i get a winning career with her before uninstalling. idgaf about the others, i just love maruzensky, and she will have her happy ending

>>714851134
>Are you placing her correctly and equipping skills that help her catch up later in the race?
doesn't the game do that for you?

>>714845534
meds

>>714851185
>>714851061
Is that how you can run the same horse girl over and over and over?

>>714844114
That SR Sweep Tosho card is really good, much better than some SSR.

>>714851262
Not always, for example the game defaults Bakushin to Pace Chaser instead of Front Runner

>>714851187
>stomps Kitasan then retires
>fucks Kitasan's waifu while he's busy running
>breeds Kitasan's mom too
And Duramente didn't even realize what he did

>>714851414
Why must Duramente-sama be so (ignorantly) cruel...

>>714851414
PLEASE do not post the 5th worst precure thanks

Agnes 'Loves slutty honses' Tachyon is in need of more of your most Scandalous Mares.

>>714850569
She is fat

>>714838590
Wait, how many roll did they give?
1lb Tachyon, 2lb Bourbon etc, that is like 25 total SR+ cards.

>>714851560
This german uma is going to breed daiwa scarlet and basically agnes is fucking stupid

>>714851495
I'm more and more considering to watch S3 just for this cucked dork.

>kitasan only good with LB3+
>only top tier with max lb

Wtf.
Yeah its good, but how much roll do you fucking need for it? There is noway I can get to lb3 with a mere 30k carat.

>just got the last Special Week SSR uncap on the last day
I will simply keep avoiding brick walls.

So I should roll for support and not the limited horse banner?

>>714851665
>Kitasan had no meaningful relation to Tokai Teio irl
>Duramente did though by basically living out Teio's career and even having their own Teio-Step (The Dura-Step)
>The anime team decide to cvck Kitasan one last time by having Kitasan be a Teio Fan in a Duramente World

Poor fucking honse.

>>714851628
I was rerolling today and yesterday and at this point in time they gave me enough for 61-2 pulls when also sweeping the archive and cheevo screens for carats

Energy skills overflow right? I'm not getting fucked when they decide to blow all of them on the first corner am I?

>>714850182
Maybe he likes horses

>>714851648
So long as the progeny are strong, it's daijobu... Daiwa Scarlet deserves to have her fun too...

>>714851741
as a start yea, you want a good variety of supports and get the girls later, none of the cards or horses are limited, they are always mixed in the pool on next banners

>>714851495
But Kitasan black is a manwhore too...

>>714851741
The common advice is to save your rolls for the Kitasan Black support card that comes in 8 days. But apparently you'll need at least a few copies to make it actually great, and could always borrow it, so maybe just go with your gut.

>>714851856
What successful steed isn't? The wise stallion knows to mate and to keep feelings out of it...Unlike Seiun with Nishino, McQueen with Ikuno and Kitasan with Sweep...

>>714851905
desu i really dont understand people telling newbies to roll for kitasan black if you need the full upgrade
this is like a go-big-or-go-home binary choice here. Thats an *enormous* amount of pulls to max out an SSR even on-banner

is she autistic?

>>714851741
You can borrow meta support from whales, you can't borrow new horses. The flipside is you can only borrow one meta support and horses will be painful to acquire from skipping them. As always roll with your heart and pick whatever you want. Unless you're a pvpfag in which case lol you've to roll for all the meta

>>714852037
Well, there will eventually be a rerun, and in the future a way to uncap cards without getting copies. But as far as I understand it, you're basically right.
It's not bad to roll on the support card banner in general though, so might as well do it while the uber-meta card is on the banner. Though I'm also conflicted because getting more umas is more fun.

>>714852093
She's angry dancing like in Footloose.

>>714851835
>>714851905
>>714852114
>follow your dick
noted. thanks bros

What do you even do with the plushies from the claw machine? Do they serve a purpose, can you display them? I can't find any button that leads to them after winning them.

Is there anything about CyGames' bullshit one learns from playing Grubble that can be transferred to Uma Musume

>>714851414
>>714851512
somehow not surprised that precurebros lurk

>>714852279
The acclimation to the painful amount of time necessary to do well carries over.

>Trainer-Kun reveals to Tachyon that he's gotten into a relationship with someone he loves very much
>Her homewrecker instincts from another world activate

You vill betray your wife.

>>714852154
>and in the future a way to uncap cards without getting copies
how does that work?

>>714852396
idk to be honest desu

>>714852273
Your trainee gets a better mood when you get cuties.
Maybe it gets added to a counter somewhere? Like your cuties total.

no matter what i try i can't get scarlet to win a single fucking race
every time she gets boxed out and barely scrapes by with 5th, forcing me to continue the run even though i know she can't make it to the end

>>714852385
No need to homewreck when the human woman will sin first

>>714852462
What stats are you prioritizing?

>>714852279
Yeah beating your head against a wall for incremental upgrades is very grubby

>>714852491
everybody says stats don't matter year 1 so i'm just pressing whatever button has the most friends next to it, with a preference for speed and power

>you had trouble breaking out of the pack, more power could help with that
SHE HAS THE MOST POWER OUT OF ALL OF THEM, EVIL WOMAN

>>714852624
Seriously why is she so dumb.

>>714852443
I mean yeah but just hitting the recreation button does that regardless.

>>714852647
>>714852624
Did you know that sports champions give the shittiest advice? Now, you didn't hear it from me, but I heard tazuna-san was once actually a really good uma who

>>714852341
>>714852493
Oh dear

>>714852491
spd>stam>wit
pow will have more priority the further behind the racer is in the group

>be beloved entertaining uma
>don't give a shit about tactics, just run fast
>people come out in droves to see you
>your rival is a prodigy who "only" won two G1s back to back
>rival is going to rope because she can't be the best that ever ever was (even though opera is already 100 times cooler)
>"hey there's a race with rice shower in it, you should come run!"
>"Y-YOU WON'T WIN, JOKE CHARACTER, RICE IS UNBEATABLE"
>call her a pussy and say you'll win
>actually do it

Teio forever mogged by TAABO

>>714852724
i hate that fucking fish

>>714852596
Daiwa Scarlet to memory mostly does medium races? So you'll want to prioritize Speed and Stamina. Raising friends is good for when it's beach time. What support cards are you using? Did you make sure to level up the cards? Rather than go for a wide variety, try to make them mostly be in speed and stamina. Also be sure and make use of guest honses for good legacy bonuses.

>front runner: speed
>pace chaser: speed and stamina
>end closer: power and speed
>late surger: speed, stamina AND power
do I understand this right? late surger seems like ass, what advantage does it have over its neighbors? although I say that but oguri just slaughtered her opponents when I ran her as a late surger so I don't get it

>>714852721
Can't believe anon suddenly vanished with no explicable reason. Please ignore the torn green fabric on his computer chair.

>>714852739
Holy TWIN TURBO, my GOAT.

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>714852680
I mean mood goes up 2 levels instead of 1

>>714852767
>prioritize speed and stamina
>every single race tazuna tells me "It looks like your trainee had trouble breaking out of the pack, more Power could help with that."
who do I trust???

>>714852747
Yeah. Several months of whiffing for just one weapon grid gave me PTSD
If the same sort of incremental upgrades you get when magna/omega farming as you do in Uma then jesus christ

>>714852913
>Trusting Tazuna
>Ever

Anon it's an infamous meme in the JP Community that she's full of shit.

>>714852886
Does someone wanna tell me how her song both randomly appeared on some menus and then disappeared, then randomly just showed up as a selection on my Jukebox?

>>714852886

>>714853052
aren't these two related?

>>714852462
Scarlet sucks as a pace chase. I just make her run at the front and pray for the best.

>finally get an Arima Kainen win
>on somebody who doesn't even have it as a goal
i'm feeling very complicated about this…

>>714853118
They're both fully of BAKUSHINY potential!

>>714853118
Technically everyone in this game is related if you go back a century or two

Still mid-career with 2 races left for her story (+the 3 URA finale races), when you have high speed and late-surger savvy it's interesting because she throws herself at the top of the pack, then mid-race she always activates her unique skill which gives some momentum the reajust her position in the second half of the race.

>>714853118
Bakushin is Kitasan's grandpa.

>>714853118
Yes

Who is the most evil horse?

>>714853227
got takarazuka kinen

>>714853364
Tamamo Cross is such an incel he once killed a mare for no reason.

who has the february stakes in their goals? i only need that and to actually win the URA finals for my voucher

>>714853431

My vote is Halo since the entire Sunday bloodline is cursed to be crazy because of this murderous bloodcrazed horse.

>>714852851
If she's a horse where's her tail

>>714853431
Urara, but when starting a new careerif you highlight a character you can click a button somewhere to show their career path (races and etc).

My Circuits Slow

I'm not scared anymore, racing for the Triple Crown like Prodigies who came before

My Circuits Slow

I'm not scared anymore, finding my pace and in turn you're racing at yours

My Circuits Slow

What they said is a lie, the hooves meet turf and the crowd's cheers all fly

My Circuits Slow

I'm not scared anymore, this is the moment all Uma were created for

My Circuits Slow

My moment has come. Your speed means nothing if it's Shower that you're running from.

My Circuits Slow

I join the ranks of prodigies that have fallen before.

>>714850921
>doesnt like grey horses
>gold ship is grey (pre retirement)
truly the rebel of the family, a black sheep if you will and a dark horse.

>>714853302
I can hear this webm.

>>714853364
Most of the horses ridden by jockey Ikezoe Kenichi were violent as fuck and tried to hurt him
>Orfevre attempted to murder Ikezoe twice, first at his debut race, second time at the 2011 Kikka-Sho.
>Dream Journey (Orfevre’s elder brother) had a even worse temperament problem than his brother, and gave Ikezoe a lot of trouble controlling him.
>Dernier Or (Orfevre’s younger sister) harassed Ikezoe and bite him.
>Rock This Town (Orfevre’s daughter) despises Ikezoe so much that she did a backflip to send Ikezoe to the ground.
>Durandal was always in a bad mood which caused him to always start late, Ikezoe had to adjust his racing style to suit the horse.
>Sweep Tosho never cooperated with Ikezoe. Not only she refused to enter the gate many times, she once even escaped and Ikezoe had to chase all over the course to catch her.
>Blast Onepiece kicked Ikezoe at the 2018 Arima Kinen award ceremony.

Thank god for Curren Chan for being the only horse who gave Ikezoe respect and warmth.

>>714853514
meant for
>>714853364

>>714853521
Tucked inside her skirt.

>>714853447
>>714853525
well i'm never gonna win it, then. ugh.

>>714853364
Rice Shower

>>714852886
>MacQueeeeeen bla bla bla MacQueeeeeen
with all the money this game was/is getting, I thought they would bother recording the announcer saying the character's name more than once

>>714853625
It's only tough if you want her to win the Arima Kinen, which isn't actually required to complete her career (also I think it's the last race of her career, you'll get to February Stakes first).

>>714853521
>If she's a horse
Meds, now.

>>714852851
>>714853013
people are lusting over this hag?

>>714853628
Rice is a HERO.

>>714853628
Die.

>>714853628
>tfw you win you still lose

>>714853679
She aged like fine wine.

>>714853739
If you kill your enemies, they win.

>>714853628
>Fuck you Rice Shower, go die
>does it
Oops

Horse families.

What should I be training for Golshi? Stamina and speed?

>>714854286
speed and power

>>714854131
Momma Urara when?

The irony with Super Creek is does Golshi even need her in the support deck?

>>714854480
They don't have the rights to use Nippo Teio, so they can only use him currently with the legally distinct name of 'Akitsu Teio'. The incredible design tells me that they really want her, though. They were historically the 'King of the Mile' and very good at short races. They had tons of kids, many of which successful, though they themselves and their entire lineage were kind of popularity mogged by Haru Urara. I like to think Nippo would be proud anyways.

bros... my maxed friendship support card is not activating on the beach and it bricked my run
can you even control this shit?

Cute.

hehehehe... "nippo"

>>714854492
Having a gold heal is really helpful for any mid/long uma.

>>714854286
I was using a weird build to increase her stats across the board, first I was getting a guest Legacy Uma for 9* Speed boost (I was getting 70 Speed of Inspiration every year), then focused a lot on increasing friendship levels but with a tendency towards Wit because fuck skills not activating feels bad, stuff like Late-Surger specific skills like Late Surger Savvy and Late Surger Corners seemed nice too, Swinging Maestro also guaranteed that I don't need to invest on Stamina past this point (honestly maybe I could've stopped by 300~350 or so with that skill).
Last but not least, increased Power too of course.

Obviously you won't have access to all this stuff from run 1, but keep poking around.

>>714854670
Oh just to add: Golshi is actually Rank B as late-surger by default, I increased it with Inspiration Spark, so if you're going with default Golshi, I think end chaser (which is Rank A) is preferable.

>>714852491
Those legs are pure sex.

Can't wait to see best horse fully animated.

>>714854568
>Not letting them represent your horse with that kino design
Fucking Jap boomers.

>>714854885
i freaking love america

>>714854568
>>714854948
If you need to get the copyright for this and that horse is there a Secretariat analog that isnt actually Secretariat but is really totally Secretariat

>>714854568
Surely they'll use the totally not real horse Akitsu Teio and just call her the monarch of the 1.6 kilometers

is it worth downloading tomorrow or all the launch free shit is already gone by then? was about to go sleep so it can't be now and no idea when the daily reset is

>>714853628
RICE SHOWER IS A FUCKING HERO YOU PRICK

>>714855215
Strangely it seems you get even more pulls currently than at launch? Launch tutorials and shit keep mentioning 40 pulls but i got 60+ now

>>714855215
you still get free shit

>>714854885
Need. Bad.

>>714855128
They don't tend to use their legally distinct horses as actual units, unfortunately. Probably just in case the actual license for the real horse ever comes up.

>I know it's embarrassing trainer, but I need you to whip out your "floppy trophy" right in front of me
Worth finally getting her ticket

>>714855465
WHAT KIND OF SHITTY TRAINER DO YOU THINK I AM
ALL OF MY TROPHIES ARE SOLID FUCKING GOLD

does this have any horse girl with glasses that I can look foward to, so start saving gems for if I start right now?

>>714855673
A few, yes.

>>714855673
yeah a few
dream journey, transcend (though the 3* outfit removes them fuck these devs), ikuno dictus are the ones im waiting for

>>714855673
Yes

>>714855673
Biwa Hayahide is a designated glasses girl, surprised she wasn't mentioned. Should be very soon.

I want to marry and have sex with my umamusume

>>714855882

>>714855895
Failure of a trainer

>>714856005
Not at all, Bourbons father was a trainer, so it's fine.

>>714855895
Your seed isn't good enough for a champion uma

>>714856074
Yes it is. Haru Urara and Manhattan Cafe will bear my child

>>714856179
first you make haru lose, then you fill her with your loser sperm? no respect

>>714856179
I was going to over-look your lust, trainer-san but-

>Haru Urara

Scum. Be destroyed by Majima and Kiryu.[

>>714856179
Kiryu-san this one. Take his fingers