Are you enjoying the horse game?

>>714954241 (OP)
I love Teio so much

>>714954241 (OP)
MACKWEEN

>>714954241 (OP)
no, it's just watching cutscenes, there's no gameplay.

>>714954824
Nice, I love movie game.

I don't have the mentality to play front runners
>1st place on the final corner with a front runner
Fuck fuck fuck I'm gonna get overtaken
>8th place on the final corner with a pace runner
Nice, I will easily overtake everyone and win

>>714954241 (OP)
No, all gacha is shit and this is clearly a psyop.

>>714954241 (OP)
nortubel has better horses

>>714954241 (OP)
All three of those mares are males, and why would the grandson care that his grandpa is gay?

>>714954241 (OP)
Yes.

>>714956372
what do these dolls even do? Can I collect them all or is it an individual playthrough thing?

>>714954241 (OP)
Nyes

>>714954241 (OP)
Ancillary inde

I think the gameplay is cool but I don't like the horse girls.

>>714954241 (OP)
I think the trannies overtook the official discord server moderation. Before you could post art without having to add the source because it takes like 5 seconds to find it. Since today the mods are having a fucking meltdown over it now and using the exact same retarded tranny speech pattern like in the other tranny server.

A mod even told me off when I posted the saucenao tool and telling how you can find the sauce from there and behold, he's a mod on both servers and clearly wasnt there before. Trannies already ruining our hobby once again.

Its one thing having your ass twisted over retarded artists but dismissing a basic tool is just peak retardness.

>>714954241 (OP)
C has been my best so far.
Pretty fun, slowly getting an idea and hoping GORDU SHIPU stops fucking me.

>>714957772

>>714957772
obviously trannies will end up as moderators, its inevitable. Who else but no-life porn addicted autists would dedicate their lives to moderating a discord server?

>>714957635
it's always morally correct to bully jeets into suicide

>>714958529
I used to run a tiny server and while the trannies werent mods, two trannies absolute infested the whole place and made it miserable for everyone. That was back in 2016 when I was too nice for my own good so I just told them to stop, which obviously didnt work. They would have a meltdown over someone gooning to their "comfort" characters.
At some point I decided to abandon the server since I lost interest but not before finally telling them to kill themself and ban their asses. Little too late sadly.

Discord servers are simply doomed unless you keep a tight collar around it but that tends to cause other issues.

>>714954241 (OP)
Sorry we only support canon ships that mated in real life here.

>>714954241 (OP)
go fucking back nigger

>>714958717
>glasses
What is it with Horses and glasses that make me go wild.

all the horses are male in rl, this just turned me off from the game, I don't mind male horses, I jus't don't like the idea of the devs turning them into female horses

yes I'm autistic

>>714957772
whether you provide source or not is the internet version of the shopping cart theory
it's only acceptable to not post source on an anonymous imageboard because nobody can judge you for it

>>714958785
>all the horses are male in rl
Clearly doesnt play the game. Roughly half the Umas are female horses irl

>>714954241 (OP)
>Discount MLP

>>714958785
so it wasn't the part where they are all horses? tell me more about yourself anon. you grew on a farm didn't you

>>714958816
>NOOOO y-you have to le heccin provide sauce look guys I'm such a good boy!!
If someone asks then obviously you provide it but dont go flaundering your ego around about how much you protect the little oppressed wholesome artists while dismissing the very tool that helps them.

Next you gonna tell me the Boorus are problematic?

>>714957772
>discord tranny calling out other discord trannies
look in the mirror retard

>>714958816
No whether you care about providing sources for everything or not either way is is whether you're a retarded zoomer who grew up when the internet was about hustling or you're not retarded and grew up when the internet was about sharing cool things.

>>714958938
Anon private chat rooms aren't a thing anymore. Discord is literally the only thing left on the internet. They won

>>714958919
booru's usually have a source linked bro
people who dont source are faggots who for some reason only choose to do the bare minimum as soon as someone pressures them for it
>>714958954
holy fucking esl

>>714959015
>Anons too retarded to rightclick saucenao
Zoomers really fucked this place up. Just admit it isn't about helping artists

Isn't this game just about smelling sweaty horse girl armpits

>>714958832
>Clearly doesnt play the game
ofc I dont just by principle, but if there are female horses I will main one of them

>>714958838
I didn't grow up in a farm but I did grow up in a rural place, my high school was next to a farm and I would just visit the cows and horses everyday on my way to school, I can still smell that manure

>>714954241 (OP)
Can a JP anon explain this image? Do you actually spank her?

>>714959091
>people don't know about a thing
>i'm going to blame them for it

>>714959015
tiktok has destroyed your brain and you can no longer read if it's not presented one word at a time (if you ever could in the first place)

>>714959147
The hand clearly belongs to GoldShip dumbass

>>714959119
>ofc I dont just by principle, but if there are female horses I will main one of them
Sorry didn't mean to sound so rude. Yea a lot of horses are actually female irl so there's plenty to pick from. Apperently you can tell if they were female irl by their shorts or something

>>714959175
weird to have pride over not knowing how to use a comma

>>714954241 (OP)
I tried 5 times with Mayano and lost at KikukaSho aka third objective each time. I'm speechless, I never had such a bad losing streak. Not even close to third place also. I followed what the anons told me to do in stats ratio, nothing changed. Only thing that I'm not sure of is buying Triumphant pulse from Oguri which is good for Pace chasers as far as I understand. For the rest, I might just be getting fucking trolled. I don't get it

>>714954241 (OP)
>trannies already started ruining the horse threads
truly grim. It was nice while it lasted.

>>714959336
its a gacha game, of course the most insufferable retards are gonna swarm it

>>714957772
>2hutranny
Sorry I can't help but notice the patterns, most people obsessed with that series seem to be severely mentally unwell

So GoldShip was a literal god horse that choose not to win unless it felt like winning?

>>714954241 (OP)
Rmind 'em High

>>714959209
I wish it was my hand tho

>>714954241 (OP)
>be trainer(me)
>be training the huggy party burger horse
>failed first run at 6th goal
>do more races on my 2nd run
>do much better Silence Suzuka stomps me for one race though
>reach where I lost the first time, beat it!
>proceed to have to use alarm clocks on the 8th goal, the Ura prelims and semi-finals. Semi-finals I switch up from pacer to front as a desperation move and she's taken the lead even though she's being "outclassed"
>finals, still an outside chance, no alarm clocks - I set her back to pacer
>she's keeping up with the lead pack from early to mid
>they hit late and she gets a triple chain of skills boosting her to the end trading 1/2 with Happy Meek
>PHOTO FINISH, can't even tell who's ahead and anxious as fuck
>the dopamine and elation hits when my gal wins
Yes. I do seem to be enjoying this game a touch. On a side note just finished a Silence Suzuka run. She's OP af and she auto'd the prelims and semis and kept a huge gap behind her for the finals even though the ginger gremlin's keeper was saying she might be outclassed. Ended up relating with her more than Taiki too but Taiki's still the way more loveable horsewaifu.

>>714954241 (OP)
I told you retards to gatekeep the yuritrannies, but you said ignoring them was good enough.
The yakuza were right.

>>714960453
Yeah Suzuka is one of the better horses and according to some nip charts she will be strong for years. Still this is a game where you can compensate a lot of a horse's weaknesses with proper training and good genes. Start eugenicsmaxxing

>>714954241 (OP)
I'm sorry Haru Urara, I failed your career again

>couldn't even finish Bakushin's career, lost on the URA qualifier
unironically I think I should just give up on this game

>>714954241 (OP)
blue archive status?

>>714960542
>Start eugenicsmaxxing
Whoever came up with the legacy system is a genius. It keeps your older units valuable and gives extrinsic motivation to players to keep replaying.

That said it seems like I did a better job with Taiki(7.5K) than I did Suzuka(7K) despite the shittier genes. Taiki seems to activate skills way more often too even though her wit's lower. Teio better get the best out of these two.

>>714954747
KERCHOW

>>714954241 (OP)
>game
Anon...

>>714961279
It's pretty similar to Monster Rancher.

>>714961028
Did you use all speed support cards, train nothing but speed and give her good parents? Sometimes rng can fuck you over. Getting to the Ura stuff is generally a good 'run' whether or not it works out.

Family.

The pros of horizontal view is that you can clearly see what position you're in since they added a map to the races

The pros of vertical is that the camera is way more dramatic and anime with great close ups, but my god you can't tell at all what's happening in the race until its actually over.

Which of the 2 settings option do you use?

>>714961996
Landscape, I like the anime vibe and I can generally use the commentary and the final stretch to determine if my honse is winning or not while shouting at the screen and clutching my non-existent racing ticket.

>>714954747
Asmon's waifu

>>714961740
Don't you give your monsters commands in battles?
Never played it before

>>714958769
>>714958717
what holds up their glasses if their ears are on the top of their head?

>>714962261
You can offer suggestions on attacks or let them fight automatically, the equivalent here is setting their strategy and relying on them not to fuck it up, both games also use the mood/attitude system.

>>714959628
that only started being a thing back in 2015. I dont know what it is but something happened with 2hou fags that they turned into absolute vapid retards.

>>714960453
>She's OP af
So true. I absolute adore Suzuka and I'm glad I got her. In career you dont even need to train Stam much but for legends Races its kind of a must to get Stam to atleast C and maybe one recovery skill. The rest I just put into Speed and a bit of power and wit and just spam her with speed skills. Her goal is essentially to start the race leading and not getting boxed and finish it with as many boosts as possible.

>>714962850
Sex with Digital

>>714960458
>yuritrannies
I started noticing a crazy amount flockering to it on twitter claiming how everyones a tourist. Of course they're all just trannies.
Glad I'm not crazy autistic so I can still enjoy my cute and pure yuri in the animes.

>>714958110
she looks milf aged by anime standards

>>714961202
>Whoever came up with the legacy system is a genius
The game is filled with surprisingly smart systems. I'm so happy they delayed the game back in 2018 for 3 years because clearly something happened during that time that made them lock tf in and provide an actual competently made cute game.

>>714962294
Pure horsepower

>>714958110
I dont get the context of the image you posted

>>714960453
Tazuna is a lying sack of shit, you can safely ignore her due to that and RNG
>YOUR HORSE NEEDED MORE POWER TRAINER SAMA
no amount of power will help you if every mob horse decides to blob your late/end horse and trap her behind the actual pack

>>714954241 (OP)
>170 cm
>Intimidating

>>714962913

>>714963168
Tazuna is trying to save you from yourself, you would have to be a fool to ignore her.

>>714954241 (OP)
pressing buttons: the game

lesbians aren't real

>>714963285
but every game is about pressing buttons...

>>714963168
Forgive Tazuna, she has S rank in all stats so doesn't know what it's like

>>714963352
She's so based.

>>714954241 (OP)
not into lesbians, but I'm into impregnation and sissies

can you breed the girls? can you get a boy and force him to dress as a girl qnd get bred

>7th at Arima Kinen even if she's not only the fastest by 80 points but has top 2 endurance
>skills don't activate once in 4 races
I will shoot up those yakuza niggers or whoever made this shit game

>>714963285
I think the Kinect sounds more your speed.

>>714954241 (OP)
should I pull for Biwa?

>>714962261
You can choose to manually control their movement and attacks, which most players do unless they're doing a challenge or fooling around, or let the retarded AI control them.
Uma is similar (if less engaging) just with racing and no manual control

>>714954241 (OP)
I saw my first photo finish with Golshi and due to the nature of end closing it just made it that much cooler

>>714963414
>can you breed the girls?
Umas literally reproduce by banging male humans so I guess in a way? That still doesnt explain why every single uma in the show/movies has an absence father

>>714963332
I'm afraid you know too much.

>>714956000
when you realize you are a lesbian, all of your relationships are lesbian relationships

>>714963525
>That still doesnt explain why every single uma in the show/movies has an absence father
For unknown reasons, human males in that world have a high mortality rate from broken pelvises.

is super creek medium or long runner?

Discard Mares. "WHAT!" Out-Race Chestnuts. "WHAT!" Eat Carrots. "WHAT!" Beat Suzuka. "WHAT!" Ignore Grass Wonder. "WHAT!"

>>714963635
You might be onto something. These fuckers are strong as fuck and hyperactive, they propably ride their males like a toy breaking every bone.

>>714963765
Maruzenky is the hottest in this game I swear to god.

So you get a 10% chance for a 3 stat spark at above 1100. But what determines the terrain and race type sparks?

>>714963824
She just has that cute aunt vibe and its making me weak

so what im hearing is that this game has no fomo?
>Past events are replayable from the archive and you can also get their respective event card
>Current banner umes get put in the standard pull after their banner ends just at a lower drop rate
Am I missing anything that would make me hate starting late? Skins, cards, umes, missed story events, anything?

>>714954241 (OP)
It got me to play monster rancher so I have to give it thanks for that

>>714963856
The dice

>>714963929
you'll miss exactly one card from an event that ends in 3 hours bur that's about it

>>714958529
is that real?

>>714962294
the indomitable uma spirit

>>714963525
They devour their partners after mating to provide enough energy for the offspring?

>>714963929
>standard pull
there's no standard banner here

>>714963929
Sounds like you should start now, fomofag

>>714963929
they gave us 1500 carrots for no reason recently

>>714963672
/MARRY/ Mejiro Dober

Death to gacha niggers

>>714963989
So I don't have to worry about running a certain number, or specific races of a given type?

>>714958542
Discord raid faggotry is really showing the downsides of anonymous imageboards.

>>714963929
>>Past events are replayable from the archive and you can also get their respective event card
wait is this true?

>>714964006
But that card will eventually be made available again right? Even if it takes a while for it to come back? I think its called the bookmark system?

>>714963054
BABY

>>714963929
>this game has no fomo?
Lol lmao

>>714957772
>I think the trannies overtook the official discord server moderation
this will always happen if you dont gatekeep your hobby. trannies can only exist in the first place from people in positions of power supporting them

>>714954241 (OP)
Straight men really do make for the most annoying kind of "lesbians"

>>714964146
yeah they are in the archive ready to be picked up

>>714963974
>Minster Rancher still refuses to go on sale for less than 20 bucks
Jewish bastards

>Beloved by all the youngsters
>Eagerly wants to be hip and will work hard to learn about the things you like
>Owns a super car and enjoys taking you out on it
>Is a historically undefeated super horse, even winning the Asahi Stakes by a huge gap

Yep, the GOAT.

what's the difference between recovery skills? Some say 'reduce fatigue' while others say 'recover endurance' and I think there's a third one I don't remember now. Do they do different things or are they just flavor text for +X amount of Stamina?

do events repeat themselves in a single career? Example can I get 2 character events that give me a particular skill?

>>714964131
>Be Special Week
>Hate sleeping with mares
>But can't resist Mejiro Dober at all
>She's fucking everyone else too, hussy fucker Agnes Tachyon, goth ass Manhattan Café, Rob Royce, you name it
>Worse yet, she's sleeping with El Condor Pasa, that guy who stole Horse of the Year from you
>Still keep going back to her
>Still keep losing to the charms of the Doberussy

She must have been fucking magical.

>>714964293
dont forget
>lives on her own and not in some stinky dorm
She's genuine just a based auntie larping as a schoolgirl

>>714964293
but she couldn't even compete in the Triple Crown
the real undefeated GOD is Rvdolf

>>714964350
>reduce fatigue
reduce amount of stamina lost
>recover endurance
recover stamina(stamina increases)

Mare Caretaker! Another of your most scandalous hussies please!

ok but what's the gameplay like

>>714964467
Was there a horse that didn't like Dober? From what I've learned every goddamn horse, even the antisocial ones loved her

>>714954241 (OP)
I cannot get a horse to A no matter how hard I try.

>>714964591
princess maker roguelite + you get to watch horse races

>>714964591
https://youtu.be/jm7fWCG3l0g

>>714964486
The Japanese rejecting Maruzensky from competing out of sheer fear isn't the own against Maru-Maru that you think it is. Rudolf couldn't even manage a single tour in America without coming back busted up and filled with PTSD.

>hey you managed to get SS speed and finish URA finals?
>here's your 1* wit spark get the fuck outta here
i don't think this shit is for me.

ALL HORSES MUST LEARN THE WAY OF THE BAKUSHIN!!!

>supporting a dev that threatens anyone making fan art

cucks

So wait. You basically train lesbian horses? I thought /v/ hates yuri? And its Cygames? Huh, the introscreen already has two girls holding hands. Hmm. Huh?

>>714964869
This meme needs to fucking die.

>>714964897
>lesbian horses
Anon, lesbians can't impregnate anything, they don't have dicks. The umas unironically breed with human men.
This horny minx wants Trainer-san(me) to put it in her.

>get boxed by literally whos and die
lol, lmao even

>real horse reacts to uma musume

>>714964869
Japs can't do shit now that the game is in the west.

>>714965081
Top Gun made me realize so many things. That brat needs correction with that constant flirting

I like management games. Cute girls are fine. Is there enough management aspects to make it worth F2P time as a phone timewaster?

>>714957772
What the fuck you were expecting when the game got a global release? I never knew a game so safe horny and pro queer since limbus company, of course this would be a tranny magnet and the lack of fanservice don't help at all.

>>714965297
there is only management, thats the entire game

>>714965189
they can terminate global and i would be very happy if they do

>>714954241 (OP)
>teehee they are lesbians! #yuri4eva
why are western artists like this

>>714965081
No, its Cygames.

>>714965464
Anon, you can't fuck a game compa... Wait a second, that's what the Makers in Nep are. Is there an anime girl version of Cygames yet?

>>714965081
why is it that selfinserters always end up in these idol games with yuri tropes? then pla blissfully ignorant to the fact they will stay unfucked even in their fantasies?

>scamming maestro refuses to activate in 3 consecutive races despite Wit at 3rd best stat
>lose
fun game

>can't post mlp
>can post these horse girls
I like this game

>>714965342
>What the fuck you were expecting
That the devs weren't retards. The mod team was completly replaced yesterday with these trannies.

>>714965438
There are 0 named male characters. It's objectively a yuri game.

>>714965982
it doesnt matter if its the 3rd, the 4th, or the 1st. If its under 500, you might as well leave Wits at sub 100.

>>714965549
>Main anime - male trainer
>CinGrey - male trainer
>many of the girls want Trainer-san to be with them
Bro, it's from the guys behind the original fucking IM@S. Sorry to break the news to you but you're the tourist here.

>>714966032
False. It's a self-inserter game. There's also multiple named male trainers in the numerable anime adaptions. Now look at this oji-san and his NTR shirt.

>>714966030
the dev team doesnt care about your westoid social media platform, get a grip on reality

If I was a dev team I wouldn't give a flying fuck about a stupid discord.

>>714965081
>one cunny already btfo’s 99% of the cunny in the cunny gacha
can’t make this shit up

>>714957772
If you use Discord at all, you are a tranny too.

>>714966004
why did they have to go full retard with the cringe anime dances?
>>714966163
>ntr beta cuck aura
i kneel...

>>714966163
>the virgin bull vs the chad cuck

>>714966203
>why did they have to go full retard with the cringe anime dances?
Because they are Idols ontop of being race horses.

>>714965342
>since limbus company
lmao, that one is a roblox game now.

>>714966094
sure bro. At least 800 wits or it's doomed right. kys actual misinformer faggot

>>714966032
>It's objectively a yuri game
Anon, this is from the guys behind IM@S not your yuritroon delusion called LoveLive.
The Uma's are for (You) or for the track not each other. They're just friends/rivals. You being a faggot doesn't reflect onto them.
To make it simpler
>Get onsen ticket
>Who do you want to go with?
>Could pick literally anyone
>Chooses Trainer-san

Duramente's jockey is enjoying his waifu. Are you?

>>714966269
lol thats some pathetic wits lmao
no wonder nothing ever activates for you

>>714966094
Except at 300 Wit will activate skills 70% on A level terrain/distance

>>714966032
>There are 0 named male characters.
you are the male.

>>714954241 (OP)
AGP c/u/ck

>>714966328
Signing some anime titties of your own honse... Basado...

>>714966032
>can declare yourself as a male trainer
>multiple umas are trying to turn you into their husband

>>714957772
only cunny chads can stop trannies

>>714966416
I respect this guy. He's a good lad.

>>714954241 (OP)
Teio is trainersexual.

I feel like Late and End placing are a scam. No matter how much Power I cram into my horse, she keep randomly getting blocked and placed 8th for no goddamn reason.

>>714966032
CGDCT or cast full of girls doesn't mean yuri, retarded tourist

>>714966352
You call that decent? 1/3 failure rate?

>>714966492
Unironically you need higher wit so she can think to go outside instead of staying on the inside.

>>714966337
That's not mine, it's a successful URA Finale run you absolute mongoloid

>>714966540
>witsaboteur at it again

>>714966570
>look at this dude that won without using skills
weird flex but ok? I literally told you if you're not going for 500 wits just ignore the Wits stat because your skills will never activate anyway, that's exactly what that loser you posted it. He followed my advice.

>>714966451
Why couldnt they hire the same mods for Uma, I hate it.

>>714966763
what are you talking about? Nobody banned that guy, both games share the same mods

if the Uma Musume discord is shit, why not just make your own discord? I don't use it but I'm pretty sure anyone can do that right?

I like golden ship but why had to be the troll horse?

>>714966978
That's the main reason to like them. Why would you want them to be boring.

>>714966978
Gold Ship is a troll IRL

>>714966954
imagine one made by /v/

>>714966978
because the irl hors was like that

>>714966305
(You) buy tickets for Cesario and her sexo mare friends to spend Christmas at an amusement park, but then all of her sexo mare friends notice she’s constantly thinking about (you) and arrange for her leave and spend Christmas night with (you).
That’s an extreme example, but they basically don’t pull any punches on this except for like 3 or 4 umas who are too dumb.

>>714962115
I don't watch that guy but +1 based points to him if true

Trainer-kun! I've made my daughter into a giant uma musume, please record it for the posterity of science, shan't you~?

BAfag here, how does this compare in terms of time commitment, and how f2p friendly is it?

A popular English release is like a 9/11 event and the westoid yuritourist in this thread is a sign that things will only get worse.

>>714966686
Wit is almost always worth getting to 450.
>>714967219
7 hour dailies.

>>714967219
dailies take over 1 hour to complete and its cygames, so stingy as fuck and hates its f2p players

Are the mob-chan's names randomly generated? Some of them like pic related sound pretty cool.

>>714967219
your game is trash and you have no standards so just play it you little bitch.

>>714966978
>threw a race because he was pissed about starting next to Tosen
>would constantly fuck with Special Week during races, causing both of them to lose
>famously caused 12 billion yen in losses by rearing at the start of a race he was a favorite for
>generally acts like a psycho on and off the track
>still considered a legend of the sport
Gold Ship is a living shitpost, so the Uma version being like that isn't a surprise

>>714967219
>compare in terms of time commitment
Dailies are 30 mins minimum, its better to play it as a proper stat raising sim than as a gacha.
>how f2p friendly is it
If you engage with PVP then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you don't and just enjoy career mode and the non-PVP content then it's pretty friendly.

>>714967472
>Golshi
>Special Week
>racing
Mate, Spe was retired for about a decade before Golshi was even born.

>>714967629
I'm misremembering the specific horse then, my bad. There was another horse he would try and bite the tail of when they raced

>>714967765
Air Shakur?

>>714962850
>AI gen with added nip text
filthy scumbag

>spend years training an Uma just so she can get bred by a random human male
This is the cuck simulator game of the century

do I train speed to get power? training direclty in power gives marginal gains.

>>714967807
No. Shakur was also long retired by then, and S1 was using her as a stand in for Toho Jackal.

>>714967935
Speed is king, the way of the Bakushin is never wrong!

>>714967957
Huh, the more you know

>>714968073
Thanks Bakushin, I hope it was the right call!

>>714967957
Sorry correction, Shakur wasn’t retired, he was fucking dead.

>>714957772
Providing source is not about spoonfeeding others, you blistering imbecile, it's about giving credit. And correct credit, not a repost of a repost of a repost.
Because the alternative is obnoxious watermarks everywhere.

the girls need thicker and stronger legs

>>714968227
>he actually thinks the rule exists to protect the artist and provide credits

UOOOOOOHHH FIYAAAAAAAAA

>>714968227
who gives a fuck about crediting some loser lmao

>>714968286
TRUE

>>714967408
Saw someone claim they're not actually random but pre-made characters. Highly doubt it but who knows

>>714968301
Yes, if you try to be official(tm) in any capacity, respecting copyright is the least one can do.

Attention to all newfriends just discovering a world of gacha games!
This is what you need to know: ALL GACHA GAME GIRLS ARE LESBIANS! I'll repeat: With a rare few exceptions, all gacha game girls are into girls.

>>714968156
I lost, got Goldshipp'd

>>714968227
If you're too stupid to use image search tools in fucking 2025 or even just to ask where the image came from then there's no point helping you

>>714967408
I think they're a mix of pre-made for careers and randomly generated. Some of them are pretty funny to find.
>Crazy in Love
>Daddy's Boots
>Imagine Success

>>714968489
Bro why did you type all that out when you could have just said "I'm trans" in two words?

>>714968475
I dont get whats so hard to understand tranny.
>Official server gave 0 fucks about providing source because no other fucking place cares about that, official or not.
>Discord trannies from another server thats anal bout this suddenly replaces every mod in the official
>Suddenly the server cares about credit and even deletes artpieces WITH credit
>Casually bans every mention of tools that can provide you with the correct source
How much clearer do I have to spill it out retard? It's trannies doing tranny things because they cant help it and whoever is responsible for the global server did a fucking shit job getting these things at bay. No other official server even from Cygames server has that kinda rule and enforcement

>>714968558
Gold Ship has become almost as scary to see as Maruzensky, she always pulls ahead out of nowhere on the final straight no matter what

>>714968227
>Because the alternative is obnoxious watermarks everywhere.
AI can remove those. Artists shouldn't be credited when they are entirely replacable by machines. They should be glad people are even bothering to use their shit art over superior AI alternatives.

>>714968454
No, they are premade and have fixed designs attached to those names.
A couple of specific mobs blew as minor memes for a while like Mini Cactus, a red haired mare.

Winning Ticket has become my ray of hope in this troubled world. Also, I want to suffocate myself under her tanned tits and even more so on her toned tummy and navel. Death. Death by fit tummy jk tomboy horse pussy

>>714968724

>>714964151
It will. Cygames is pretty good about fomo

>>714968694
>A couple of specific mobs blew as minor memes for a while like Mini Cactus, a red haired mare.
Now if only Queen Berry could achieve that kinda popularity.
She's so cool yet only has FOUR (4) artpieces on the booru and they aren't even correctly tagged. Truly sad

>>714954241 (OP)
I would enjoy it more once they add the first person camera mode for the races.

>>714968692
Right, and then people here froth at their mouth at Reddit "stealing" their memes.
Anyway, o/t, have fun with the horserunning.

>>714968584
Are you implying that all people who play gacha are trans?

>>714968842
Seeing her in the Idol clothing was hilarious. Imagine being a badass one-eyed horse using dirty tricks to win then forced to wear this shit and dance.

>>714968489
Why did you attach the MARE HATER with your post? Special Week prefers the company of men. (Unless it's Dober) .

>>714954241 (OP)
No. Cause I am a no fun contrarian.

>>714968576
>Imagine Success
>as a mob horse name
What a cruel existence that must be

>>714968939
No, just yuri fans. I will add that transsexuals are habitual liars by nature, and as such so are yuri fans.

>>714966707
Holy mother of ESL cope you lost

anyone knows of a C or B rating club? I would like to switch. I'm not asking for A or S because I'm guessing those are sweatlords crying if you don't give away your precious shoes.

>>714969005
Someone might pick it up for a real horse one day. Happy Meek wasn't based on anything originally, but an Uma fan named their horse after her and now she retroactively has escaped her own fictitious status.

>>714968908
>low tier tamamo

>>714969154
The whole point of shoe trading is you all select the same type and give away exactly as many as you receive however while increasing your circle points.

>>714957772
WHAT? THE GAME WHOS ENTIRE AUDIENCE CONSISTS OF YURI KEKS IS INFESTED WITH TRANNIES? how could we have seen this coming???

are the cards from the main story any good?

>>714969274
Oh, that's smart as fuck. Do you have a club that does that? Mine is randomly asking for shoes.

why did the secretary lady tell me about the concerts as though they're a real thing in this game's universe

are you expecting me to believe that in addition to preparing for these races, all these girls are also learning multiple choreographies for a single song (because there's no way of knowing which place they'll come in), and that all such training happens completely offscreen

>>714969418
Yeah? There's training events where you have to help them practice for their idol choreography.

I'm dumb, please explain. I thought endurance and energy was the same thing.

Does this game have a tired looking Uma?

Also an angry one would be good to know.

>>714969418
>he skipped
lol, lmao www even

>>714969418
watch the anime
>>714968983

>>714969504

i don't think so, Manhattan Cafe perhaps looks tired

>>714954241 (OP)
>Are you enjoying the horse game?
if you're only playing this game because someone else did, are you a sentinel being or not? This is a very important question because otherwise I could just go back to write with ChatGPT, who has better knowledge than you about everything.

>>714969504
>Tired: Manhattan Cafe
>Angry: Air Shakur

Have fun.

>>714969389
They’re welfare cards that are about as good as MLB SRs when maxed out but give gold skills.

>>714969390
Not anymore because I play on JP where everyone has 10 trillion shoes of every type.

>>714969475
It’s just flavor text.

>>714969418
its already explaining in the manime that came before the game (the game is based on the anime)

>Races don't start with the comedy trumpet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob9NiVSuRA0
Why?

>>714968939
All gacha games are yuri games and made for yuri fans, silly.

>>714969504
I think she's pretty close

>>714969418
>and that all such training happens completely offscreen
I have gotten plently of in game events where i help my horse learn to dance better.

>>714969475
It says moderately, don't even worry about the rest and take it

>>714957772
Always with the anime.

Manhattan's coat is so fucking cool when will she arrive

>>714969596
>if you're only playing this game because someone else did, are you a sentinel being or not?
I am playing because i like cute horse girls.

>>714954241 (OP)
I can't begin to imagine what kind of fucked up brain wiring you gotta get to look at a cute girl and immediately go "ZAMN I SUuuUUuUuUuRE HOPE SHE'S A WHOLESOME LESBIAN WOMAN THAT SPENDS HALF HER FREE TIME SCISSORING WITH HER GIRL FRIENDS AND GIRL STRANGERS ALIKE (CONSENSUAL OR NOT) not ME THOUGH GOODNESS I HOPE SHE NEVER EVER EVER GOES ANYWHERE NEAR A DISGUSTING M*LE I ALMOST THREW UP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE SOLE IDEA OF DISGUSTING NIGGERFAGGOTS LIKE ME GETTING ANY KIND OF ACTION IS UNNACCEPTABLE"

>>714954241 (OP)
Why are almost all troons transbians and obsessed with yuri?

The only yuri in this game is how they write Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka. And even they have trainer pandering events. Everyone else pretty blatantly are only friends. Though I feel like Meisho would put out for Opera if Opera asked. (Opera would only make out with her own reflection, thoughever).

>>714964131
>>714964467
Can't beat the Mejiro charm baby

Wtf is her problem?

>>714969823
You can make your trainer female lol.

>714969596
>Frogposter trying to sound smart
>'sentinel being'

So...umas only race for three years and that's it? That kind of sucks. You only have three years of glory before people forget about you for the new hotness.

>>714969780
3-4 months by my estimates

You watched the anime, right?

Couldn't complete all Sakura bakushin races but at least I could reach her goals. I'll try harder next time.

>>714969916
We have to kill umamusume A, she bullies haru urara as well

>finally started watching the anime
>that running animation
damn I see why it's regarded as the worst one, at least everything else is genuinely funny

>>714969823
Gay people on the internet are typically always annoying freaks. It's always the same "lmao this character i like in an overtly obnoxious way is a gay bitch now"

>>714968694
>blew as minor memes for a while like Mini Cactus
I'm not surprised, she's got talent.
I wish there was a gamemode where we could train a team of mob umas.

Nice victory you got there King Halo. Unfortunately, I have an alarm clock.

Is it OK to use some TP juice now or will it be impossible to get back later?

>>714970014
I didn't even know what this was until i played the game lol.

>>714958110
He's clearly a pedo. They always label all female anime characters as underage.

>>714970014
I haven't watched an anime as it aired in years (well there is one but I've chosen to scrub it from memory)

Trainer RAPE

>>714954241 (OP)
7 HOURS LEFT

LATEKEKS ON SUICIDEWATCH

>>714970157
NO DON'T SUCK MY COCK
DON'T SUCK MY COCK
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714969874
I just passed my umaphone around to a bunch of uma's on the race track. They were screaming "OMG". "She's fucking beautiful." "Look at that tail." "I'd like to get that." I paused to count how many guys there were. 12. I then said "Ok there's 2 of U and she would love to make progeny with each and everyone of u." (the steeds cheered) "But she will only do it if she takes 3 at one time!" (That brought a huge reaction from the Tenno-Sho Audience) Dober, these sires (as we call them) were having the time of their lives listening to my truthful story.

>>714969981
No, the majority of their campaigns have them moving onto different racing fields in the good ending.
But the game is first and foremost about JRA races at its core, and 3 years lets you go through the full schedule of them and is a good middle ground for the careers of most of the umas featured.

>>714970147
We're in a golden age of anime again, this is what regular ass seasonal anime looks like now

>>714970087
>can't run custom races of entirely untrained mob Umas for anons to bet monopoly money on
I imagine there would be a market for Umamusume Pretty Retardy

>>714970320
You could probably just do suicide runs until you knock an umas stats down to 1/1/1/1/1 and then fill a room with 17 mobs.

>>714970320
Its HER race!

>>714954241 (OP)
>has access to horsecock
>chooses to dyke out

>>714970301
Well, it's less to do with animation quality and moreso that reading manga is just way more time efficient and convenient for me.
But this is /v/, not /a/, so there's no point rambling too much about that

I'm really bad at building mile and medium umas...

>Can build Daiwa Scarlet to win really easily
>Same strategy doesn't work for Vodka

Why the fuck not. They run the same types of races.

>>714970301
>golden age of anime
Unless the nips turned the clock back 20years all I see s lazy two-tone shit and 20fps cg

Homura chasing a runaway slave.

>>714970692
Get stamina, wit, and recovery skills, bro. Longer distances are no joke

>>714963230

>>714963418
Dude you got no skills, greens are passive with 100% activation on race type, early lead only give you a better start, special give you more acc/speed IF you are fighting for position late race.
Why 2 stamina skill if your stamina is good?

If you get boxed you are fucked.

>>714970828
Enter.

>>714970735
But the races have different lengths and Vodka is a late not front runner.

>>714970095
Please respond

>>714970817
even tomino said its a golden age

>>714971039
So what should I be prioritizing? I'll give you this Sweep Tosho for your aid, anon.

I'm such a fucking useless trainer

>>714970451
Can you even fill a room with mobs? I looked over the options earlier and it seems like you need other people to fill slots to even do room races

>abilites don't matter if you don't have enough wit
>npcs have low as fuck wit
>my uma is superior stat wise and in mood
>still loses
how

What's the point of tranime "horses" like these
>no hooves
>no snout
>no thick belly
>no massive ass
>no horse pussy

>>714970014
Started watching Cinderella Gray when I started playing and it was surprisingly great, watched the 4 episodes OVA soon after, but it was kind of meh (I don't care about the main characters, especially the schizophrenic one with a dead twin sister), just finished watching the movie this week and it was peak.
Not sure if I want to watch the original anime not made by Cygames, apparently they were pretty low budget and the story has less focus on the races.

>>714954241 (OP)
>lesbian

>>714970660
Male Umas don't exist

>>714971305
>Not sure if I want to watch the original anime not made by Cygames
The first season is a nice slice of life, the second season is pretty enormous jump of quality and focuses on one of the best characters, way better than special needs
https://youtu.be/9kBrhn1EdvY

>>714971282
that's not all that matters in a race
do npcs have uphill passives?
did you start in a shitty gate that legit cucks you out of winning?

>>714971141
If I were to guess, you should probably pump more points into either stamina or power. This is the Vodka I won URA with and the run was pretty average.

>>714971282
Was it an early career race with an end/late strategy Uma? If you get stuck in the npc blob it's way harder for her to fight out of it since there's so damn many of them

>>714971462

Cucks Mihono Bourbon from getting the Triple Crown and Mejiro McQeen from getting a streak going

I wish we could train the generic umas. I could save her from her shitty trainer

I can win pretty consistently now. Where do I go from here?

>>714971597
Its finally time to stop playing my dude, you're free

>>714971305
Starting with CynGray will pretty dramatically set your expectations for the tone and quality of an Uma Anime in a way the prior works weren't really made for. The OVA's you didn't like much were largely where things shifted from *fun moe anime* to *trying to be more sports anime-esque* which got perfected with the movie.

I actually think it's better to go from the beginning to the end so you get a 'feel' for how the franchise has changed, but since you started at the newest it's probably too late for that.

The og three seasons are a lot closer to the cutesy vibes of the game, which if you aren't much for probably won't work for you. Season 1 is infamously quite a slog and I can't really recommend it beyond the 'this is where it all began' value. Season 2 is my personal favourite part of the entire franchise due to Teio's story being peak. Season 3 is weird, it has great high points but too many low points to call genuinely good.

>>714970735
>Use Daiwa as pace chaser
>18th
>put her front runner
>1st

wakaranai....

>>714971632
she's number 1

>>714971462
>>714971509
That's pretty much what my stamina looked like, but I didn't pump much into power since ignoring it worked remarkably fine for Daiwa. Thanks anon.

>>714971275
There should be a setting to fill empty slots with mobs.

>>714971582
I wouldn't mind messing around with mob umas too. They seem like a neat idea for Cygames to tap on in some way.

Tamamo Cross is a murderer and doesn't deserve wins.

>>714971915
>le murder is always bad
Up yours woke moralist

Just recently started playing and I don't really know much about what I'm doing.
What I do know is that it's fucking nerve-racking sending Gold Ship onto the track not knowing whether she's going to throw the race or clutch at the last second. And I can't get enough of it.
I love this damn autist
>>714971730
Umas that specialize in staying with/in rear of the pack usually want to have a good amount of power to help them break through and out of the crowd, unlike front runners who just need to go fast from the get-go and sustain it for a long time

>>714971730
Yeah, the more to the back you run the more power you need.

>>714971582
>>714971870
Would be funny to have them as free Common rarity Umas with lower stats than the normal Rares.

>Annihilates mares
>Beats up Taiki Shuttle within seconds
>Fights entire stable every five minutes
>It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean you son of a bi-

Honse THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLaPaf-6www&list=RDwLaPaf-6www&start_radio=1

man why do pace chasers suck so much dick
>invest in speed
>oops power too low can't run past the two front runners
>invest in power
>oops speed too low, 10th place

>>714971713
>keep her as front runner
>7th
>switch back to pace
>huge ass fuck lead win

lmfao what is this horse?

>>714971774
Just needed to skip the wait timer, thanks anon. Turf tracks with an untrained Haru as my selected horse seems to be the way to set these up

>>714971617
oh, that was fast.

I'm forming a crew of only the finest mare haters. Whose with me?

I just got my first B+ rank career and got to see el condor pasa all sexy in a hot springs for some reason maybe as a award for getting B+? She even took her mask off!

>>714972149
Front runner requires more stamina so maybe that state wasn't high enough

>>714972428
I think that's because you win the hot spring ticket in one of the late event
you can get carrat, bundle of carrots, carrot steak, ticket, or the tissue paper of doom in that.

Help what's the "bakyuun bakyuun" song it's stuck in my head and I don't think I have it unlocked. No, it's not Bakushiin's song.

>>714972627
It is the Bakushin song

>>714972589
Oh I see! I guess I should stop skipping all the dialogue scenes

>>714972627
Yes

>>714972627
You have to win URA finale to unlock it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg

>>714972627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
This one?

>>714954241 (OP)
So, am I just old, or does this just seem like the cycle of life is returning and this is just Monster rancher but with horses? Which is funny because frankly, considering where monster rancher came from, I'd expect in a few years to have legit 'Monster Rancher but it's anime girls.'

>>714972661
No they make the onomatopoeia for a bullet being fired.

>according to her caretakers, Haru Urara is running faster now than she ever did in her youth
I still can't take this factoid out of my head.
Obviously it'd be retarded to bring her back, she's 29 and the average horse lifespan is 30, sending her back to the track would be like asking a an old woman to have a heart attack, but it's still really funny.

>>714972397
>Lightest horse to ever win a G1 Race (424kg at the 2009 Takarazuka Kinen).
>Despite being small, he was tough and was free from injuries during his entire racing life.
>However
>Not very good at mating because of his small size (and this actually hurt his pride a lot).

Another one for the squad.

>>714972731
>I'd expect in a few years to have legit 'Monster Rancher but it's anime girls.'
Idolmaster has been a thing since 2005

>>714972775
It's glue I'm afraid

>>714972497
I see. I was sitting on nails, as I just won by a very little, but finally won URA finals.

>>714972775
She actually sometimes still participated in 'soft keiba' races (very soft and easy ground) and in 2019 came first in one. So she's already ushered in a victory.

UMAPYOI

When does it make sense to invest in gold abilities? Early, mid or late game?

>>714972731
> Hey-ya, anon! We're discussing magical lesbian horse cartoons here! It's really cool, I promise!
> *rips off a calendar page revealing the year is 2011*

>>714972989
Umazing!

>>714973012
If the skill is core for your uma's strategy, as early as you can.
If you're about to do a hard race and you don't have confidence your uma might make it, mid.

>>714972989
Umazing!

>>714972720
>>714972729
ohhh shit okay no wonder I haven't been able to unlock it
I'm on that Mihono Bourbon and Super Creek shit because I like the mecha reference, and the mommy personality is my weakness.
I have done a few Urara runs, though.
I haven't truly understood how to raise these girls right. I get that I need to hit-up the regimens that have the most friends on it.

why isn't El Condor Pasa an SSR

>>714954241 (OP)
>>>/u/

>>714973186
issue is that if I get only the big skill and it doesn't activate I'm fucked, if I get more I increase the chances. Another thing I never got is if green abilities are good or just a meme. Like Standard and Non Standard distance sometimes apply to 90% of an uma's path, so I got them but idk how impactful they are

why is my daughter like this?

>>714962850
>Utterly BTFOs Opera
How did she do it?

>>714973347
Because star rating has nothing to do with in-verse ability. Vodka's a derby winner and she isn't a SSR either. You shouldn't get too hung up on what's literally decided by some CyGames suit based on 'what will print the most money'.

>>714973395
yurikeks won't like this...

I want to try a mejiro career for the first time what stats should I focus on to see success?

>>714973395
She doesn't want to be your daughter. She wants to be your daughterwife.

Just a reminder that best girl also has the best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtpFbrzPUb8

>>714973728
which one nigga there's like 10 mejiros

WAT it already changed to special week, I need more el condor pieces

>>714973842
Race car Mcqueen

>Can't win with anything other than front runners
I'm too shit.

>>714973408
Good question. TM Opera O seemed to be 'weakening' around that time. Not long prior, he suffered his first ever loss to Meisho Doto (Takarazuka Kinen 2001) after beating them clean countless times before. I think he might've burned through all his talent during his legendary win-streak and what came after was a shadow of the legend. After all, he managed to lose to Jungle Pocket (Japan Cup 2001)after that, then came in fifth in the Arima Kinen (2001). The Legend of the Overlord had come to an end.

>>714973930
I'm the opposite I can't seem to find success with front runners. I can't seem to figure out if it's a stamina issue or something else.

>>714973930
Stop over investing in speed and spread your stats more to stamina and power.

>>714973395
Ryan has very pretty eyes. Shame her hair is "just fuck my shit up, senpai" ugly.

>>714968562
>literally can't read
Truly embarrassing

So for long runners in PvP is stamina more important than anything? Even with swinging maestro I get zoomed past by dudes with more stamina than speed. Also, side note, beeline burst is a broken as fuck ability and its on literally one SSR as a random event.

>>714958542
What's the appeal is dedicating your life to conspiring with others to shit up boards and threads forever? Just how broken are these people?

>>714974456
How do you win with front runners? Do you just invest in speed then?

FUCK SPECIAL WEEK

>>714954241 (OP)
How is this different from any other gacha?

>>714973395
Ryan is really cute, its one of my favorite careers so far.
I didn't understand what's her relationship with Mejiro McQueen (they share the surname) or why she wants to be like her, but the rest was top notch.

Is Rudolf better as a Long or Pace chaser?

>>714974619
Long and Pace Chaser aren't mutually exclusive, anon-sama. She can be both.

>>714954241 (OP)
it has yuri?

>>714974619
She's a pace chaser that does long tracks

>>714974575
It doesn't. You're being lied to by paid shills.

>>714954241 (OP)
As someone who never played - can you actually romance the (horse) girls?

>>714974076
To expand on this, it's interesting to see how they clearly 'found' something at the Kyoto Kinen and that's when they really began to become the monster we remember them as. According to Ryuji Wada, glory began when he stopped trying to take control and allowed Opera to decide how they'd run. But it does seem as though even that could only last for so long before everything came to it's end. The classic tale of the ability of a prodigal athlete beginning to wane.

>>714974521
Speed and stamina (depending on the race distance), get around 300 wit to guarantee your skills will activate most of the time.

>>714974619
From my experience Rudolf's ult suck ass on her but its god tier on other umas. It's skill only activates if you're overtaking a bunch of other umas so it works best as end chaser and late surge. This is why I believe Rudolf was made to be bred.

>>714971404
Male horse do

>>714974935
Nta but they don't. Horses don't exist in the world of uma musume period.

>>714954241 (OP)
all gacha niggers must hang

>>714974458
Ryan’s hair is actually lore accurate to the actual horse.
So I can respect the decision but man, it torpedoed any chance of popularity Ryan had.

>>714974521
The further ahead you're (such as front runner) the higher the stamina consumption, meanwhile endfags consume the least stamina.

Runners are always running at full speed like endfags just throtle until the last corner.

>>714974935
Horses don't exist in uma anon, all umas are girls

When will they add her?

https://www.horseracingnation.com/horse/Skibidi_Rizz

Finally won the ura with my favorite, and no clocks used
I KNEEL, MY OVERLORD

event is ending btw

>Your Uma: Can't wait to win a race
>*Random granny in the race who has really good skills for some reason*

>>714975060
Glorious. May the Light of the Overlord bless you Forever More, Trainer-Kun!

>>714974597
The Mejiros are basically a prestigious racing family in lore, with only two of them being sisters.
McQueen was very accomplished.

Take it to /mlp/. Clop in hell.

Question for the luddites in this thread.

Just noticed I had 2 extra copies of a support card that I've already MLB'd, so I traded those extra copies for cleats. Now I went to the shop to check what are cleats for and discovered this.

Is this what you're suppose to use cleats on? Is this for supports or umas?

>why are all the horses high school anime girls
>the average start of a race horse's career is 2-3 years old
>in human years that is equivalent to a 13-18 year old person
Okay that makes sense.

>Manhattan Cafe is in a race against me

>>714975230
It gets banned in mlp because a woman with a tail is not a pony, mr. wannabe janny

>>714970660
>>714974935
There's as much place for zoophillic fantasies in this world as there is place for yuricuck scenarios, rope yourself, or rape the animal on your own, now that would be fun to see unfold

>>714975438
Never understood why people ask themselves stupid questions like these.

>>714975365
Make debut is uma

>>714975438
it's mostly because nobody wants to look at old hags, it just happens to work out here

>>714975578
I wanted hags...

>>714975462
Manhattan always jobs against me. Didn't know she was a horse other people struggled against.

Now Maruzensky....she has killed too many of my runs...

>>714974935
Horses are completely replaced by Uma
The Kanji for Horse even has 2 lines(legs) instead of 4

>>714954241 (OP)
Did you sign it yet?

>>714975623
Would you like a Honse born in the 1940's, anon?

>>714954241 (OP)
do the dailies ever get shorter? I'm used to 5 minute dailies...

>>714975673
I'll take it please yes and thank you

Antagonist keeps getting closer to the first place. At this point what's going to stop her from being the top Umamusume?

>>714975715
I wish you both a happy marriage.

>>714975679
they get longer as the game introduces more game mode.

>>714975530
>rape
oh, he doesn't know

>"Oguri Cap's career is easy."
>Tamamo Cross will roadblock the fuck out of you

Is the hint system bugged? I stack 2 cards hoping for Firm Conditions lvl5 discount but it never happens

WHY IS THERE A SPECIAL WEEK

WHERE IS EL CONDOR

>>714975653
I did

>>714975637
Every race I had against her she's always ahead of everyone by a good distance.

>>714975653
I'll only sign it if they give her a horsecock as well

>>714975871
Where do you think

>>714975813
just get lucky bro
I had a run where Fine Motion gave me Practice Perfect on the very last objective after I maxed her out on the first year
just get lucky

>>714975808
MURDERHORSE

>>714975808
how long until /r9k/ incarnate becomes playable?

>>714975813
No, it just doesn’t work how you think it does.
You have to get the Red ! on a training from that card, and roll the hint for that skill. Cards have stat that increase how often they’ll give hints, and how many hint levels each activation gives.

>Migraine
>Mood down
>Mood down
>No are not cured after spending 2 turns healing
>Practice poor
>Mood down

>Daiwa Scarlet is number 1 when she isn't in your hands

>>714975995
Chestnut Horses could be here... Chestnut horses could be anywhere...

>>714975808
This little gremlin stands no chance

How come that I did the same path in two careers and now I couldn't get more than 5th when last time I got 1st first try? Lmao I'm mad as fuck

>>714965137
horses can't vomit

>>714976314
no run is gonna be the same as the last, its a roguelite

>>714976094
Probably this December

>>714976314
Sometimes the game literally beats the shit out of you even if you have superior parents

>Do Maruzensky again
>Easiest career run I've had by far

Is this the new meta? Speed stacking?

you have to win against Spe-chan using El Condor Pasa, it's your moral duty
You HAVE to be lore accurate
You WILL crush Spe's hopes and dreams
You WILL make her even more racist

>>714976453
Bakushin is the easiest one no contest

>>714976503
New?

I want more El Condor star shards tho, how do I get more?

>>714976503
Speed is the stat you need the most, ALWAYS.

>>714976314
Either you put to little into stamina or power. Can be influenced by your cards sadly so one time you will dominate in stamina and other time zzzzzzzzz.

Grandma touched my stick in the car......

Some alternative factoids about Tamamo Cross not mentioned in my other factoid posts so far

>He had a habit of biting since he was in active service, and even when he was a sire, he did not get over it, so a warning sign was posted in red letters in front of the sign saying "Do not go near him."
>In one anecdote, there was a man who boasted, "I've stroked the head of Tamamo Cross before," and the person in charge laughed and said, " Seeing as your fingers were all intact, that couldn't have been Tamamo Cross ."
>Tamamo has been found to have grabbed women's clothes and dragged them away, or torn them up and torn them into pieces. He didn't just hate females horses, it'd seem.
>"Tamamo Cross had a vain personality that did not trust people or words." Although he was kind to children, he really tried to kill adults, including his main rider during his active years, Katsumi Minai. For unknown reasons, it is said that the person Tamamo Cross wanted to kill the most was a tourist wearing a parka.
>The pastures of Tamamo and Taiki (who as I mentioned in another post were combative) were right next to each other, so the road between the two pastures was nicknamed the "Road of Death."
>In another anecdote, when Mejiro Bright passed by on the right side of his paddock, he attempted to threaten him. Bright was remarkably unfazed.

>show exists for like a decade
>hardly anyone gives a shit
>ecelebs start playing shitty game about it
>everyone suddenly loves it
i hate this generation of faggots so fucking much
thankfully your "passion" for this shit will die within a week like everything else you "care" about

>>714954241 (OP)
>>714958717
What games do you /a/ colonizers play?

>>714976917
he's literally me

>>714976524
TAKE SPE-CHAN'S DERBY TROPHY, POLISH IT UP NICE AND FINE, TURN IT SIDE-WAYS AND STICK IT UP THAT EQUINE CULO!

>>714976917
So fucking BASED

>My horse's wit and speed are A rank
>Everything else is C
Dunno how people how do it.

What do those circles even mean? I thought it was supposed to be which position is the most favourable but I just got a left post and lost hard. Starting from the outer almost always seems to be safer for everyone but front runners because there's less of a chance you get boxed in.

https://old.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1lvm22d/please_do_not_use_the_word_waifu_when_discussing/

Reminder that the word “waifu” is problematic

>>714977215
how have you not noticed that when the green woman says your stats are garbage you have - in there, and when she says your stats are circles you get a circle in the race?

>>714977215
X = BAD
- = meh
Triangle = So-so
Single circle = good
Double circle = great

>>714977253
Who cares?

>>714977253
go back

>>714977298
Green woman also tells you to raise guts.

>>714976970
Retard

>>714977298
>>714977326
I get that, I meant in the actual race. Or do they just stand for Speed-Stamina-Power? But that can't be it, I have more than enough stamina.

>>714954241 (OP)
no
too much repeat for no gain

>>714977253
I don't listen to gay furries or reddit so I don't know why you'd think I'd care.
This my Osakan wife.

>Your horse is going to lose.......
>*Wins*
>Your horse is a top contender!
>*Loses*
Fuck this bitch.

>>714955031
For me, it's the other way around.
Front-running:
>Awesome! Keep the lead, widen the lead! Someone's overtaken us? Skill trigger, skill trigger, let's see a skill trigger!
Anything else:
>Are we going to reach the front? The gape is widening. The lead is multiple lengths ahead of the rest, and we're still halfway back the track. Do we have enough speed? Enough power? Enough anything?

The continued uptick in players and popularity simply by word of mouth is quite fascinating. Every day I expect it to stop and every day it just grows.

>>714954241 (OP)
Americans/Europeans certainly do. Game just breached 50k players ATH.

>>714972497
what, I was told pace is the most stam consuming position

>>714977579
Anon don't listen to her, she's actually a

>>714976970
Dumbass

>>714977579
Is she really a horse?

Fucking kill me

>>714977480
yes, those are the 3 primary stats

>>714962294
magnets

is the
>lower wind resistance
skill any good?

>>714977641
>word of mouth
you mean normie streamers who think the word waifu is misogynistic

>During 2014, not long after Grass Wonder and Special Week had reunited in retirement, the two appeared in front of guests and tourists who desired to spend time with the famous pair.
>As per usual, Special Week would glare at Grass wonder, expressing his distaste and hatred for what was once his friend.
>Grass Wonder on this occasion however expressed an unusual reaction to the hatred displayed by Special Week.
>To be exact, he bared an enormous erection.
>He had to be taken away from the event due to it disturbing the guests.

>>714977702
I admire your persistence, but she can't be her own legacy, train some other girls to get better sparks for your top cum

>>714977702
anon go and train some legacy breeders for her, Bakushin is right there for speedmaxxing to give her better front running performance

>>714976970
Dipshit

>>714977845
I could get C or better in almost any career without sparks. It makes no sense that I'm losing this early with Mayano with even better sparks and decent support build

>>714977480
Yes, those 3 are the primary stats. The circles are determined by climate, racetrack, skills, passives, and other shit. It's not a direct comparison between your 1200 speed versus an opponent's 1200 speed, it considers everything.

>>714977784
All gacha is normalfag shit you retard otherwise it wouldn't be gacha

This game needs more loli horses to gatekeep the twitch chat tourists.
PS more like Nishino Deflower ToT

>>714977816
>Why did Spe start hating Grass
>Grass gets erection
Spe hates fags

>>714977702
are you retarded? Do you think using the same shitty parents over and over again is gonna change something? You're literally denying yourself of meta-progressing by doing this. Raise some other horses dumbfuck

>>714977989
Is there a race that's giving you trouble? get skills to overcome that

>>714977702
Brainlet detected

>Silence Suzuka
>Gold Ship
>Stay Gold
>Daiwa Scarlet
>Mejiro McQueen
>El condor pasa
Why are their names so chuuni

>>714977780
Good for pace/late/end. Useless for front runners since they're the one taking wind in the face lol.

>>714977702
We told you to roll for support cards

>>714978151
Horse names are just funny like that. Though Mejiro McQueen is just one of many Mejiro's, that's a dynasty.

I've played for 10 hours and still haven't won a career

>>714978079
Yes just like how blue archive gatekeeped itself out of steam right?

>>714978151
Horse names are the original chunni names that just sound cool

>>714978245
Use Bakushin to break your virginity.

>>714977989
>I could get C or better in almost any career
Not all careers are the same difficulty.
I can get B+ with Bakushin but I can't even finish King Halo's one.

>>714978093
As I said before I didn't need fancy shit to get decently far with other umas, so it must be my training
>>714978105
Most failed at D rank aka the one after Arima Kinen iirc. I'm copying a successful build both stat and ability wise
>>714978143
sure bro lets see how you do with her
>>714978201
I got every support card which yields the abilities I want with 2 spe 2 stam 1 pow 1 wit

>>714978314
already tried, I lost the URA qualifier to Condor
I'm just ass anon

>>714978151
because the real life horse owners named them like that

>>714977641
>>714977643
umaGODS i kneel.....

>>714976917
I hate parkas too Tamamo

>>714970014
Kinda sad seeing S1 suddenly getting all this hate. I genuine dont get majority of complains and obviously if you're a retard like >>714971305 and start backwards you're going to get false expectations and ruin it for yourself.
The episodes all felt tight and fun to watch, the interactions between characters were all great and the way everything build up with each episode was surprisingly well done for such a light show.
I'm propably just a bit sensitive but I genuine teared up a lot on a lot of the emotional rollercoasts, propably didn't help that I related a crazy amount with spe and suzu for different reasons. Spe just constantly gloating Suzu was just great in an endearing way.

Also trainer-kun was a bro. Hated that guy at first then ended up loving him.

That scene with El Conndor after she "wins" against Suzu was pure cinema. The sad expression with the camera flashes was such a gut puncher.

>>714978393
>I'm copying a successful build
use your brain and stop being a copycat

There's nothing to do once you can beat career mode without much trouble.

>>714978151
you mustn't ever name your race horse the same name as another horse, not even joking

>>714978470
I started looking for a successful build after 5 attempt you absolute retard. I followed some anon's advice, lost again then tried to emulate what actually won

>>714978278
>caring about playercount

I swear the japanese derby is the hardest fucking race in the game, no matter how much I invest in skills and stats my horses never win it

>>714977253
Did you make a reddit account just to post this? Unironically get help, nigger.

Is this just the final stat boost? i was looking for it in my inventory

>>714978524
You're free and that makes youy mad?

>>714978460
If you don’t watch S1, the Suzuka’s main story chapters will also lose some impact.

>>714978079
>gatekeep twitch chat tourists
>get filled with SEAmonkey teenagers that sperg the same jokes
Both should die

>>714957772
>>714958529
>>714959628
>>714969295
>>714969769
>enjoy game
>ignore xitter tranny fandom
wow that was hard

I'm sick of losing team races to teams that absolutely suck ass for seemingly no reason

Any King Halo enjoyers here?
Her campaign, despite being a dicktwister and a half, won me over. I love her.

>>714978704
its hard to ignore them when they're fucking everywhere. It cant be that 4chan is the only place where we can discuss our serious horse game in peace without these freaks

>>714978704
yeah it's unironically that easy unless the retardation gets so big that kind of poster ends up in here too, like it happened with shitbus
so far the threads have been super comfy

>No /v/ watch-a-long of the anime to increase user enjoyment of the game

It could be so fun, bwos.

>>714978543
Well, there were technically two El Condor Pasa, it's just that the first one never won anything/wasn't a born and bred race horse.

>>714978735
>for seemingly no reason
Post more details and we can tell you why you lost. So try again and prepare some webms or screenshots.

>>714978524
Your pvp, umadacchi?

>Like Rice Shower
>Look up info about her irl counterpart maybe theres some funny stuff like Gold Ship being a cunt
>Rice Shower had a brutal accident in a race and had to be euthanized
No....

>>714978849
>PVP in a pay-to-win game

>>714978749
I thought she would just be opera without the sauce, but she's cool too, got her signature outfit just recently

>>714978846
this game is literally 80% luck

>>714978749
I love her a lot after playing her campaign, yeah. Didn't expect to but she got me. I now spite Spe-Chan on main.

>>714978685
This is why racism is better here
>Horse racism with Spe
>Woman hatred with Tama-chan
>Bakushin's VA calling out muslim immigrants
>Suzuka's artist being politically aligned with the Japanese "Far-Right"

>>714978782
>when they're fucking everywhere
I only see them when one of you fucks post them. Is it really that hard to just not use terrible websites or platforms(such as discord)?

how much anime is there anyway? three seasons and what else?

True

>>714978920
10% skill

>>714978887
>blaming whales when they are in ELO rank S while you're a shitter in ELO rank D.
Nobody you're losing to has wasted any money on the game.

>>714978845
>wasn't a born and bred race horse
I think that's the reason, the rule only applies to thoroughbreds

>>714978846
I don't know, I'm putting horses in places where they're proficient, I'm stacking 600 stamina at least + recovery skills such as maestro and straightaway recovery, I have B wit and 1200 speed, I'm not sure how my horses end up sucking so much ass. Also have things like prepared to pass, homestretch haste, triumphant pulse, it's not like I'm ever picking garbage skills.

>>714978986
3 seasons
2 ovas
1 movie
Cinderella Grey - A spinoff

>>714978986
Three seasons, BNW spin-off (Three eps I think?), NTR spin-off (Four eps), Movie, CynGray anime. There's also the chibi anime but it's not exactly very serious.

>>714978524
Now you can actually learn to play the game properly and work on A ranks instead of just slamming the speed button

>>714978986
standalone ova and movie, watch them

>>714979054
>homestretch haste
Unpopular opinion here but I believe that's a meme skill.

Corner skills activate on corners, duh, and the speed boost is gained through the entire final lane.
Homestretch activates 50m before the finish the line, the boost can't even be swallowed yet and the race is over.

Again, unpopular opinion here, but that's my take.

>>714979094
"learn to play" = grind careers for RNG speed sparks so you don't have to spam speed and can do races instead

>>714979029
>pvp rank is determined purely by how much your autistically grinded and or paypigged
yeah cool system I think I’ll ignore it since I’m not a retard though

>>714979183
More like “learn to play” = wait 7 days and then follow an MLB kitasan black

>>714974728
No.

>>714978524
Do you have a 3* speed/turf Bakushin?
How about a 3* Long inspiration for Urara? No?
Then you have something to do.

>>714979179
I heard any skill with slightly is not worth it
but I make my own path

>>714966978
because gold ship irl is exactly like that. it got to a point where his jockey had to actually pray that he acts normal before a race. sometimes he feels like winning, and sometimes he doesn't. it's no surprise that his anime counterpart shares the same personality

>>714957772
Aren't half the horses in this game male? I wouldn't be surprised if the trans community wanted to hijack this game for themselves.

>>714979191
As opposed to what?
It's so weird seeing people criticize multiplayer because someone other than yourself spends more time in the game than you, and thus is better than you. That's such a natural take to human history and yet you're someone malding about it.

You expect to win a championship without doing any work? What do you want from pvp? I can tell you don't play fighting games either because I'm sure everytime you lose you blame that your opponent autistically grinded too. What's wrong with you?

Does anyone have or knows someone who has a maxed out Super Creek?

>>714969504
Dream Journey

>>714979412
2 slightly = 1 moderate tho right?

Holy shit FUCK Narita Brian in Mayano Top Gun's career, that one 3000m race is actually impossible

>>714957772
>discord
What were xir expecting?

why the fuck are sparks LITERALLY luck, this is so stupid

>>714979628
welcome to Pokemon genetics

>>714978782
they're "everywhere" because you dumb cunts give them attention. just ignore them.

>>714979503
Nta but nah, the pvp in this game being p2w at the toppest level makes caring about victory even at the f2p level irrelevant. You might prove yourself to be the king of weakling mountain, but when a guy who spent five grand on the game absolutely shits all over you, that means absolutely nothing. There's no p2w in fighting games at any level of fighting games, and your comparison to it is utterly shit.

>>714966978
The jockey once said
>Dont offend Gold Ship and pray
Regarding how they handle the horse.
Gold Ship is also very much aware theyre a super star as they often go out of their way to show off in front of fans and giving fan service.

>>714979526
Try looking in the official discord

shouldn't biwa be out by now what gives

>>714979673
Just genetics in general.

>>714979503
As opposed to skill??? Meaningful interaction between players??? Anything????

>>714979778
It's something like 4-5 more hours

>>714979768
I would if I had a shitcord.

>>714979768
Fuck discord trannies

>>714979183
Speed sparks are worthless, this is exactly what I'm talking about. There's so much you don't know.

>>714971559
>Falls and dies

>>714979503
>comparing practicing in a fighting game, something you can actually get better at, to getting good stat rolls on horses in a p2w gacha game
holy fuck you’re delusional

>>714979896
>>714979897
There's a link to it right in the homescreen, people just post their ids to share cards

>>714979752
>Nta but nah, the pvp in this game being p2w at the toppest level makes caring about victory even at the f2p level irrelevant
Why? You're never gonna reach the top anyway since your opponent is determined by your own horses. You literally can't see them, they don't exist to you. It's like if God was battling Satan in the sky without you ever knowing about it.
> You might prove yourself to be the king of weakling mountain, but when a guy who spent five grand on the game absolutely shits all over you,
This will never happen in Uma, your rank is determined by YOUR horses. You're never, ever going to see paypigs because their horses are better than yours.

A D rank shitter crying about how a paypig in S rank can easily demolish you is hilarious considering both of you will never ever battle.

>There's no p2w in fighting games at any level of fighting games, and your comparison to it is utterly shit.
So you're just gonna ignore what "that other anon" (clearly you) said, here, I will spell it out to you IN DETAIL:
>>714979191
>>pvp rank is determined purely by how much your autistically grinded and or paypigged
>pvp rank is determined purely by how muchy your autistically grinded or...
What did the anon say? I'll repeat it one more time for your slow ass brain. He said, in his words, that he's mad that pvp rank is DETERMINED purely by how much you autistically GRINDED.

How do you get good at fighting games? Assuming you play them, I think you're too stupid for the genre, so I'll explain. In fighting games, you train and play and play and play until you learn your matchups, and learn your own characters combos. If you go to PVP in a fighting game, and your opponent spent less time in the game learning the fundamentals that you already learned, then its highly likely that you're going to beat him, because you spent more time GRINDING the game than him.

This is perfectly natural to humans. You shouldn't expect a codelet to code better than programer. Get it?

>>714954241 (OP)
something tells me this doesn't have a 3.2 star rating on google play for nothing

>>714979864
>As opposed to skill???
Skill in a management game? The skill of the player is done previous to the race. You losing shows you don't have the skills.

Which is also triggered by your lack of passion since you don't want to "grind" (aka: just play the game normally) in a game.

>>714979965
>comparing practicing in a fighting game to practicing in a horse breeding game
Yes? Do you not value thinking? Chess players practice too, you know.

>>714980632
Chess doesn't require you to spend $2000 per month to roll for the new meta queen piece with special abilities

>>714980350
Wow all those words and you missed the basic point. Any player, without spending any money other than price of admission, could theoretically put in the time and energy and beat a top five Tekken/Street Fighter/(Your preference here) player. By contrast, you will never beat the top Uma Musume player because they spent more money than you. Yes, you'll never see them. But why would you even try to 'git gud' if the top level is eternally sealed off by a barrier of thousands of dollars? Oh, I get it, you like being mediocre at things? That explains it. Keep trying your best to be in the lower echelons then, brokie. Your rich overlords will continue to laugh from on high as they get better results by swiping.

>>714980896
You have some serious issues. Being a faggot is only one of them.

>>714980840
neither does this one, you're not seeing whales

>>714981047
Part of the purpose of pvp is to climb the ladder, unless you are saying you're playing the pvp just to play it and not climb

>>714981047
You’re gonna see whales in Chanmis and LoH though.
Chanmi’s matchmaking in particular is just fucked.

>>714976184
Are you me?