The impossible choice

if only noelle actually looked like this in-game

>>714960135 (OP)
To me, it's clear as day

>>714960135 (OP)
>cute girl that will have your children or plan c pig that will ruin your life
shouldn't be a impossible choice unless your brain is fucked

>>714960135 (OP)
The impossible choice for you retards is going to >>>/vg/ where you belong, it seems.

>>714960329

>>714960320
Noelle is not a pig, she's a doe

If anyone has suggestions for what to put in a krusie fanfic, feel free to tell me. This is what i have so far

>>714960329
/vg/ isnt for videogame discussion

>>714960135 (OP)
the third option

>>714960135 (OP)
Isn't it a bit incongruous that Noelle (and Berdly) don't wear shoes while other monsters do?

>>714960135 (OP)
Noelle is a shit character, Susie isn't

>>714960135 (OP)
Bigger

>>714960779
Some monsters don't even wear clothing, many monsters don't have shoes either, like Toriel and Alphys.

>gaster is not mysteryman, why would an entity shattered across time and space appear WHOLE in a random room?
>toby has openly denounced the connection between mysteryman and gaster when the tarot card situation happened
>theres at least one canonical piece of gaster, and that's one of the gaster followers who says he's holding a piece of him - a human looking head
>besides that one piece, gaster probably has no real physical body anymore, thus no physical form
>gaster will appear in deltarune taking the form of the vessel you made in gonermaker

>>714960135 (OP)
of course it is impossible because there is no undyne to choose

>>714960135 (OP)
Bro this is the easiest choice in existence
Noelle is genuinely a creepy weirdo

>>714960135 (OP)
Noelle. Hardly impossible.

>>714961473
>this is a creepy weirdo

>>714961473
Well yeah, but Susie has many upsides too.

>>714960320
Who is the cute girl and who is the pig? Is it a reference to Noelle being a creepy whore?

I haven't forgiven toby fox for what he did to my wife.

>>714961473
she's a horny freak who want to cuck Kris

>>714960520
They look solid

>>714960135 (OP)
The Doe obviously

Isn't Noelle's relationship with Susie kinda awful?

Like everytime Noelle mentions her or talks about her it's ONLY from a fetish and kink standpoint, she's only ever displayed sexual interest, zero interest in who Susie is as a person, what's she's going through, what she's truly like. And the little interactions they've had, Noelle has constantly been trying to "play" her trying to get on her good side by putting down Kris and Berdly if she thinks it'll give her good points with her. Getting physical and angry with others if they show the slightest interest in Susie...
All while Susie is being sincere, and herself, and just natural.

It just gives toxic gaslighting vibes.

>>714960520
Don't overdo the broken home, keep it vague. We only have hints about it, and it seems like she suffered most at the hands of people outside her family.

>>714962151
am i retarded for thinking undertale/deltarune are made specifically for trannies so why would you buy it and remove its main purpose?

>>714962284
Take your faggotry to the general, will you

>>714962284
i kinda agree but you also write like a woman, anon

>>714962284
I'm beginning to think Toby's not a very good romance writer. Undyne and Alphys sucked ass, too.

>>714960135 (OP)
Susie is based and Noelle is a deranged psychopath barely managing to hide it in public. Susie best girl

>>714962284
It is toxic. Tricky Tony is building a powderkeg for when Noelle's image of Susie is shattered at the festival

>>714960135 (OP)
I like how Susie is the "normal" choice while Noelle is the fucked up evil one.

>>714961124
But then who the hell is MysteryMan?

>>714962618
He would get gunned down in the streets by queers if he did that. It would be the only way to salvage that dynamic, but I don't think he'd risk it.

>>714962284
100% true
It's something you definitely notice when you're 22 instead of 15 like when you first played the game
Most noelle x susie shippers are probably young as well hence why they don't notice all the red flags

boskeletonrp

>>714962804
Honestly I'm not sure if Toby actually want to make a toxic looking relationship, or if he just is bad at writing.
Though maybe Noelle will end up getting better with Susie as they learn to know each others. Or maybe she will crash out if Susie refuses to be in couple/misunderstand Susie saying this.
Noelle still will probably end up better than in Snowgrave though, this is actual toxic fucked up relationship

>>714962825
don't do this. my buddy eric tried it and it created mustard gas.

>>714962748
True but I still think he'll do it. She has to get reality checked at some point. Susie isn't her dead sister and trying to fit her into that mold is wrong.

>>714962748
How many times do we have to tell you? It's over, not even Tumblr cares about Suselle anymore. Besides, with all the talks about his pronouns, any ship involving Kris is automatically counts as progressive now.

>>714960135 (OP)
Susie best girl. Simple as.

>>714962284
I imagine lots of actual conflict is going to happen pretty soon in later chapters.
Anything from Susie feeling betrayed that Kris is keeping his plans a secret from her, to Noelle ultimately getting more and more jealous as she learns more about Susie and Kris hanging out often and ultimately going off the deep end if her dad dies. Susie lied to her about dark worlds, she probably isn't going to take that well etc.

>>714962284
>Noelle gives a schizophrenic, rambling, uncomfortably horny confession to Susie at the festival
>Susie, who is only just starting to adjust to having friends, takes it very poorly and rejects her
>Noelle crashes out on Kris
This would be kino but I don't really trust Toby when it comes to lesbians.

>>714962284
I hate this pairing with every fiber of my being. Just the themes of it. The cliche top bottom nonsense. The fetishistic trash.

And Toby's still going to make it happen

Look at this dork.

>>714960135 (OP)
>Godzilla gets to trash the city and beat up other monsters
>but he's both feared and respected
>even if it's for selfish reasons, people understand that he still saved the world
No wonder he's Susie's hero.

>>714962284
>treats Susie like a prize to be won
>immediately turns into Kris’s personal killing machine when pushed and is clearly into it

It’s almost like Noelle is a bad person…

>>714963017
Third place is still significant enough to pander to.
Besides, even alphabet soup people consider Kris as a male since they consider Kris pairings with other males as gay

>>714960135 (OP)
Here's a better question; does the Doe have Double Ds or is she slim and presentable, and what does that Dinosaur got?

>>714963202
I don't think Noelle is a bad person, but she is prone to dangerous situations and being manipulated, probably due to what happened to Dess. Which the soul use to use and influence her.
I wouldn't be surprised if Kris used to be the same too at one point but he's trying to rebel with whatever plan he is doing.

>>714963145
I'm hard carrying these dumbasses and basically Ralsei is a little bitch stop trying to offscreen me

>>714963273
>Third place is still significant enough to pander to
Not when we already know where his own preferences lie.

>>714963337
I don't think Ralsei dislike the soul. at least if you are nice to him.
Now if you told him to keep smiling and did the weird route...

>>714960135 (OP)
Pair them with each-other, give Kris the goat bussy, keep Birdley for myself.

Kris is just jealous of us

>>714960701
Neither are deltatroon threads
>>>/vg/

>>714960520
>No piano lessons
Wtf

>>714963337
They WILL be happy

>>714960135 (OP)
>Impossible
Id choose my mindbroken doewife Noelle no matter the opposition with zero hesitance
Susie is cool though but if she gets in "My" way

I am neither a pedo nor underage, so I know what I choose. Kid can have sex with that filthy dinosaur while Noelle watches from a chair for all I care

>>714962804
>>714962910
I think Toby and his fans are severely pornbrained and function heavily on stereotypes more than anything.

It's a sub and dom thing, it's a masc and fem thing. And it's obvious by how you have Ralsei as the recurring punching bag who gets bullied for being a feminine faggot.
But you know, that's all that relationships are to fags. The fags on 4chan, on Reddit, on Tumblr, on Twitter, they love this kind of shit.

>>714962284
It's genuinely terribly written. Along with everything you said Toby had to jump through hoops to justify Susie being nice to Noelle and even then Susie ends up acting ooc when interacting with Noelle.

I hope Tobert is going to pull the rug under our feet with this shit and turn it into kino, but with what happened with Alphys and Undyne in Undertale I'm not so sure about that.

>>714964263
every time someone posts this gif I expect it to be the edit where Kris flips her off after tossing the cup

I have never played Omori (looks gay as fuck) and I jerk off to Omori porn (I love oneshota)
I've played Deltarune (it's kino) and I've never jerked off to Deltarune porn (ew furries)

>>714964263
nah most of the art of noelle x susie isn't pornographic and from that "THEYRE FUCKING CHILDREN" crowd

>>714963284
Why does this woman have the same haircut as Christopher

>>714964263
>Pick up that can.

>>714960135 (OP)
>Not having Noelle suck your dick, while Susie is giving you a rimjob as you make out with Raisel

>>714963758
do you do this to the eternal AI general that isnt even tangibly related to videogames?

>>714964445
The rimjob is somehow the gayest part of all this.

>>714962586
Does portraying dysfunctional romance dynamics make one a bad writer? The point of the game isn't to enthrall you in the romantic tale of two star-crossed lovers, it's just there to fuel character dynamics and provide moments of levity, but it isn't directly important or essential for the themes the game tries to explore, it's just one of the many possible ways to go about it. The obsession with romance between the characters is a fanbase thing, it's not something the game heavily focuses on or tries to glorify.

>>714960884
Do you mean Noelle or Susie? Or both?

>>714964445
>Noelle sucking your dick
>buck teeth scrape your cock out of skin

>>714963394
He doesnt hate the soul but with how he tries to trick it away from inhabiting Kris, who currently is a character with an extremely smelly unopened closet of secrets,Ralsei definitely does not trust it.

Gonna be a fun day when we learn what was being discussed

>>714964361
Omori is worth playing though. It's comfy

>>714962586
Alphys should've been lynched.

>>714964712
God that’s hot

>>714964770
fucked up, what she did to those monsters

>>714960135 (OP)
I dont want to fuck bowser so the choice is pretty easy

>>714964263
Gay slang entering common use was an unmitigated disaster,
>I’m a masc switch top who wants a femsub bottom
Aka, I’m a normal man who wants a woman.

>>714964846
Personally I'm more offended by the fact that she bagged the 10/10 fish babe, but the Josef Mengele esque experiments were also pretty bad.

>>714964637
You write like a fag. Also, ask Toby why he decided to make a major character in his story relentlessly simp for another character and dedicate large portions of the game to said simping before you call me obsessed. You might have a point if you were talking about Berdly, but Susie and Noelle is being set up as one of the game's core emotional plotlines, and it sucks.

>>714960135 (OP)
>>714960256
Dess sexooo

>>714964361
>Looks gay as fuck
It is. I dont even know why it uses the RPG Maker Battle mechanics becaise its fucking awful grindy.

>>714964735
Omori is dogshit and go hang yourself for giving it a positive backing

If nigger wamts to play lequirky indie mental illness anime game he should play End Roll.

>>714964983
She will be blonde

>>714964735
Its a flawed game (most of the dream world stuff ends up feeling like fluff to waste game-time) bt ultimately it manages to nail the emotional beats, which is by far more important.
>>714964996
If you're going to type then at least make sure its not pure buzzworlds you fucking retard.

>>714964984
fuark...

>NOOOOO DONT MAKE ME FUCK AND MARRY MY CUTE DOE CHILDHOOD FRIEND WHO LOVES ME AHHHH SAVE ME DESS!!!
Why is Kris like this?

>these characters don’t act morally perfect at all times and have flaws
>this is bad writing

When you’re in a lacking media literacy competition, pray your opponent isn’t a Deltarune fan

>>714964726
Maybe Susie will end up being protective of the soul as it too was kept in the dark

>>714961124
>WHOLE
He wasnt whole, he is missing all his limbs

>>714964983
dessooo

>Hard Pill to Swallow
Noelle/Susie will go the way of Undyne/Alphys because Toby is a soft-bellied nerd who knows his most vocal and emotionally unstable audience are Western yurifaggots who get visibly upset when men are allowed to be in healthy relationships with “good” women. Tumblr’s obsession with Yuri is partially the reason why every major Western animation for the last 10 years has been dominated by lesbian relationships.

>>714962173
Get in the bag Friend

If not for Tobertson's yuri fetish Susie vs. Noelle would've been Asuka vs. Rei for zoomers.

>>714965109
AAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

>>714964956
>10/10 fish babe
To be honest, that's not really how she looks like canonically
But she is a 10/10 to me