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>>715073521
what the hell are their shirts
who the hell are these characters supposed to be
>>715093182 (OP)ahem *taps sign*
>>715093196Yea but when I get done shitposting I sleep in a big boy bed with my wife. It's a good life.
>First thing in the morning
>oh boy what cool and fun speedruns will there be at SGDQ for me to watch today?
>Literally nothing good until Doom and I'm sure that'll inevitably be ruined by a tranny donoshill
Fuckit I guess I'll touch grass then
>>715093278these vintage mig webms crack me up
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Mig
Did ya'll see the cool Tetee shirts? I bought like at least 4 different designs this week. Im a huge Metroid fan so I had to get this one
https://theyetee.com/collections/sgdq?srsltid=AfmBOooFT68-l-KK4rB6jyXAX4CtUtjVnGMMWmxEDJ8fZIWruVF_Tr-W
why is it 70% donation reading when the gameplay is actually intense
>>715093645SILENCE IS NOT ALLOWED
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haha oh yeah
>>715093645im not convinced the commentators can even see the gameplay
>>715093182 (OP)Shit I fucked up the previous thread link:
>>715085251
Migged
>>715093753When I see runs like this, I just think GDQ is profiting off mental illness in the same way old circuses used to
>>715093604the way they cover these with random text copy+pasted from the game gives them a chinese bootleg aesthetic
races aren't interesting when one side is 2 stages ahead the whole time
>>715093701HIS NAME IS METROID
>>715093753This is an edit isn't it? Don't remember any pit hair during the run.
>>715093848The right side was behind after Dr. Mario, but overtook with Yoshi's Cookie, and trucked ahead with Panel De Pon
>>715093753Is that an actual woman?
the guy in charge of stopping the timer
>>715093896it's not an edit, we all talked about it during the run, too.
>>715093896people immediately pointed out the hairy pits, check the archive
>>715093896I can see someone mentally blocking it if they aren't a hardline degenerate but it isn't an edit.
edobean pls gift me a sub thanks
>>715093753I used to think this was disgusting, now it sends me into a frenzy
>>715093943don't be silly anon
KING GOBLIN IS BACK
HOLY FUCK
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM AGAIN
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THE QUEEN
RATE Nintendo Puzzle Collection
>sanitized version of Prize Goblin
>prize goblin vs prize yeti
oh god that hall echo is so annoying... how are they so bad at configuring mics...
rubieshart look much better when her hair is not slicked back. she needs to get bangs or hair transplant
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>dad can we just go home this is so fucking gay
his hair is looking so fucking greasy
imagine putting on the headset right after his use, it'd slide right off you
>another ff14 ad
the audience signs weren't enough, i guess
>>715093971>>715093976>>715093997>>715094010Damn I really tuned out during that one, not a fan, would have been fuckable except for that nasty ass shit, take care of yourself bitch.
>>715094103OF THE UNCANNY VALLEY
>>715093315But why? It's obviously a joke.
>>715094103Immediately reminded me of this
>>715094103large teeth for cracking shellfish
Fucking hell, I missed prizegoblin like you wouldn't believe
>>715094159no competent staff is allowed, that would be a position they could give to one of their theater kid friends instead
>>715094120Pretty decent, B.
Panel de Pon is legitimately one of the most fun games to play 1v1 ever made.
>>715094180>rubieshart look much better when her hair is not slicked back.This, she's very pretty like this even in the anorexic version. Just eat a few sandwiches and stop shaving everything qt.
>>715094180Still looks like she's desperate for her next fix.
I didn't think when Sent joined GDQ that one day I'd say that he's one of the few soulful things there
>>715094120C, annoying donation reader
>>715093753women poop too. have you met one?
Has there been any good kungfufruitcake content this year so far?
>>715094181>dads can we just go home this is so fucking gayftfy
Why doesn’t the Yeti speak?
>>715094120SSS trans rights
>>715094120C
I wasn't really paying attention
>>715094223>obviouslyHow so? I was 12 when I first posted to 4chan.
Christ, you can feel how much she hates him, and he knows it.
>>715094343only that awful beat saber showcase
>>715093942To be fair to team left, they seem to have thought there would be 3 individual races instead of a relay, so the fat dude who won drMario actually waited in place until the right player finished, so they both started Yoshi's cookies at the same time losing the advantage they gained. It's not right team's fault that the left team were retards, but the overall race was compromised.
>>715094120A+ very entertaining
was there always this much pokemon stuff they were shilling? I know they always have some but it feels this time like 75% of the shit they show is pokemon
Btw when did they fix the lighting?
>rubie starts stripping
now this prize segment has my attention
>>715094383she's just acting bro, its not a real yeti its a puppet.
Cringecharm going on here
he just doesnt give a fuck does he
>>715094443i wonder who has their arm jammed up sent's ass
>you are right hand comes off?
Mirrin' Sent's beard
How old is that guy, btw?
>>715094383And he owns it. Everybody hates Sent but he's too powerful to be ousted so they shelved him in retribution.
Yet still he emerges to ruin their day. My fucking hero.
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twitch jannies #1 rubie haters
>>715094496what is wrong in this picture?
>>715094442she is probably one of the most unattractive biofems ive ever seen in my life dude i dont know what youre pining after
Sent singlehandedly adds so much sovl to this event
>>715094374nobody under 20 knows 4chan these days, they're too occupied getting groomed on discord and roblox/fortnite
>>715094550do NOT compliment women
>>715093182 (OP)based Panel de Pon OP
best match-game of ALL TIME!
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>>715094120I'm doin' him a B
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>>715094614Gives me the ick when people are attracted to womyn, thanks for banning that evil person
>>715094425>anon fails to understand past tenseESL moment
>AI art
These people are ridiculous
>>715094643.... it twitched
>>715094223Once upon a time we had actual little girls coming to 4chan for attention. Those were better times.
>>715094541Mid 30s, he's seen some shit to get that way.
>>715094582>older than sent>look younger than himIf he was a normal adult he'd actually groom his fucking beard instead of letting it be a bird's nest of pubes.
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I kneel to my King
>>715094218>virgin because of high standardsyeah... that's the reason
>>715094631Just dudes being bros
>>715094682its admitting to violating a permabannable rule. it doesnt matter that it happened in the past. If you get caught for a crime years after you still go to prison.
>>715094708nowadays you would be banned just for posting that bellybutton
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>framed portrait of sent
>>715094695do you mean the puppet or the thing on the left
YETEE HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>>715094695it took me way too long to understand what you meant
that's how foreign the idea of people actually being attracted to rubie is to me
>>7150942234chan has all those disclaimers about needing to be 18 to post here so legally they have to treat those posts as legit and ban them
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"Mein Fuhrere it seems... Ganon has... all three pieces."
>Hey Scent, GameAndSHOUT is too busy cheating on his wife, can you take over his shift at the prize table with Toucan Sam for a little bit
>>715094795>I don't know what the statute of limitations is but I'm gonna talk about law.How sheltered/underage are you?
>>715094554he's not wearing gloves...
I’m always surprised by how wealthy gamers are
>>715094496This is what happens if you combine the Master Sword with the Oathkeeper.
RATE THE ANY% SENT PRICE RUN
I never realised how much I missed Sent.
Maybe nature is healing?
>>715094967certain crimes have no statute of limitations. if you murder someone 50 years ago and they catch you you're still going to prison.
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>>715094775But anon that's two women
Notice, VIDEO GAMES. Not SPEEDRUNS.
>2 hour (guaranteed over estimate) spike run
depending on couch, this might be pretty good
>>715095015ZZZZ for closed the tab just like with any other theatre kids segment.
>>715094903We were all looking at Argentina when we should have been looking at Hyrule.
>>715095015S for Sent
It's an actual good idea to showcase him just to remember that it always gets worse.
The resolution on their site is for ants, but it's a cool gesture
>>715095015B I can't go higher because Rubiehart ruins everything
>>715095050Yeah, I'm pretty sure the grave crime of posting on 5chen is punishable by death evenn 50 years after committing it.
>>715095015C
i mean i'm glad he's back but now that he is i wish him gone
>>715095253w-where is he gonna put that
>>715095079How do you get cheek implants but not know how to condition your hair?
>>715094103She's got such an unfortunate collection of features.
>>715095015chartAnon please include this so we can see how grim rest of this was
>>715094795>permabannableLast I checked, about 8 years ago, if you imply you're underage even jokingly they just give you a week to month ban and call it a day.
Stop rating any little thing that happens on the stream. There's just no need
ERock... why did you leave that donation? You used to be cool.
>>715095327In your prize hole of course
>>715095436rate this post
>like an hour of dead air only for spikevegeta to do his nepotism run
I don't know why I even bother.
>>715095347those are unfortunately natural
xer father is a chipmunk
>>715095459my prized hole...
>>715095436name a single need to rate at all
>>715095483F
>>715095436I do whatever I want, cunt.
RED BULL HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
>>715094769I would really prefer if the prizes were displayed on a rotating stand or inside a glass case.
>red bull shilling
oh come on now
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>>715095436 post
Redbull gives you WIIINGS
>>715095436Rate the current host.
>>715095552what is that thing?
>>715095559How new are you?
I got a small package of ice cream to eat during the run!
How many runs would we have if we skipped lets plays and ads
wow what a cute girl on the couch!
Whoa whoa whoa, lemme get this straight.
Spike run, then a community game show, then a checkpoint? I dare you to find me a larger block of narcissism in this entire event.
we love spike vegeta here
>>715095559>>715095578>Brought you by Carl's Jr.>Why do you keep saying that?
has every single person that actually works for gdq also had a run in the event?
>>715095202puffed face like z'dars
>I don't like spike vegeta
If this is your opinion you're a contrarian fuck with no friends feeling jealous about a guy with some semblance of passion among peers.
Sorry if this triggered you!
Spike runs honestly aren't that bad.
At least they are actual speedruns and he talks about tech.
>Add for RB
>Spike
Yep, combo...
>>715095559first gdq?
first esa?
first anything?
fucking hell man red bull sponsors damn near everything
Here we fucking go bois!
This whole entire marathon is just an elaborate long-con to force us all to sit and watch Spike for two hours.
Also picrel for when they change the estimate later on. Mark my words
>>715095702The same amount because the space would be filled up with skits.
Staff should not be permitted to submit runs, full stop.
You can tell Spikevegeta is a real professional at this. He brings skill, information and is high energy, it's infectuous. [Remove this segment then hit submit post once I've done my intro, Fu. Thanks]
>im sorry to interrupt
>completely ignored
KEK good start
Wow that woman on the couch is hot
Spike has had GDQ runs since 2013. I don’t get the complaint.
I will watch this run on mute.
>>715095772focus on your run spike you fatfuck
>I'm sorry to interrupt
>Talks over him
>>715095825You're right, fuck
>>715095786They hated anon because he told the truth
>1 minute into run
>"sorry to interrupt everyone but..."
>couch keeps talking until he fucks off
based
>>715095869Spike has had the same run since 2013
>>715095869It's less Spike, people would understand because he's an established and committed runner. But you've smelled what's wrong with every other staffer run this marathon, they're just not comparable.
We've seen these games before.
i only ever played dk 1 and 2
are the later games any fun
anybody else remember the first event that was in the basement of his mom's house with 4 other guys?
Why don't they play any of the good Donkey Kong games?
>>715095869spike has gotten more obnoxious and loud over the years
>>715095985tropical freeze is good
>that was a great level
>please clap
i dont know if gdq is gonna do staff runs anymore
>>715095985Tropical Freeze is extremely good. Returns is safe but fine.
>>715096036You shut your whore mouth.
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>>715096036This game's pretty good. It's biggest sin was forced waggle, which is now gone.
>>715095985DK players are always twisted fucking cyclepaths
Damn this guy is really yappy while playing
>showcase incentive
How do I donate negative money
imagine this being your first GDQ. sad!
>>715094795>retroactively banning for something that might not even have been a global rule decades ago at time of occurrence let alone not knowing if there was punishment alreadykek
>>715095750they have been working and running for years, i see no issue. I only have issue with runners like limy, or whoever the black guy that ran quake was, who cant even run the game and clearly just got nepo'd into bs runs he hasn't put proper time in like actual speedrunners
>so much value!
Used car salesman vibes
>>715096036One would have to exist first
>>715095882he hasnt played anything for the past 8 years anyway
>>715096158Welcome to Spike runs
Did anyone else's stream start lagging and hiccupping like crazy starting about a minute ago?
Spike is the only nepo run i care to see. Mostly because i like donkey kong and his commentary is more tolerable than most
>>715095202Jesus fucking christ
Why does he talk SO much? Stop fucking turning around and play
I still like Donkey Kong Country Returns on the 3ds the most.
>>715096163HERE'S 6 GORILLION DOLLARS FROM THE YETEEE OMG HOW UNEXPECTED YAYYYYYY
>"Hey gamers yetee here. Did you want to see some fast videogames? Lol get fucked here's an overestimate glitch exhibiton neporun"
>>715095202are they like that because of a condition or some botched surgery?
>>715096284It keeps the donation goblin quiet.
I'm gonna put a bunnysuit on and watch this run.
no you can't see cause hairy and 2 thicc ( 4 /v/
this is way too high energy for me
i think i'm just going to go for a walk until the cringe game show
>>715096241Spike hasn't said trans rights once, yet they revile him
>>715096331https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buccal_fat_pad
>not doing the KONG Temples
Boring.
Fuck, I just noticed the way Spike takes micro-breaths when he's talking. So fucking annoying.
>>715096404See you after the run chartman
>>715095436Rate your hydration
yeah im tapping out this nasty jew and his fake hype persona
>shilling spike's stream mid-run
>inside jokes
that's gonna be an F from me dawg
>Not 100%
Not a speedrun, ZZZ
If i had to choose between spikevegeta’s yapping and flyhoe’s and corvimae’s pokemon shit fest where they keep talking and none if it registers, i’ll take every fucking spikevegeta run i can get and even rewatch them, every time
>"Original Mode"
>huh I wonder what they added to this version
>they added a Modern mode that just makes the game easier and nothing else
do modern games really, REALLY?
>>715096289>Donkey Kong Country Returns on the 3dsMore like Donkey Kong Country Returns on 3fps.
>drank 3L of pepsi max today
I can't stop pissing
>>715096541do you know what any% means retard?
>>715096523ding ding ding
>makes eye contact with you
Why is the ape rolling like Sonic
Nintendo always steals from SEGA
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>>715096595MAXIMUM PISSING UNLOCKED GAMER, PLEASE SAY 'I AM PISSIN' FOR PEPSI' TO CONTINUE YOU GAMING
>Not even deathless for the first babby levels
>>715096657A cope by anyone who doesn't play games
>>715096725im joining the 41%
>>715093943It identifies as a woman if that's what you're asking.
>>715096561>Gimmick! 2>"Assisted" difficulty>"Gimmick!" difficulty
>>715096610Why is nubby so low?
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>>715096610>that one F on Rose and CamelliaThat's mee! Remember that every time you look at that chart. That one single dot. That's me. I'll always be there. Remember that, anons.
Jesus christ this looks like a fucking wii game I thought the switch was supposed to be a good console?>
>>715096914god youre so based i want to gargle your fat wario balls
>>715096523I used to watch this guy when I was into Twitch streams, he's always like this. He'd randomly sing along to game music with words about sex
>>715096960excellent japanese coding
>>715096241He's also actually good at the games
>>715096913it's a shitty flash game
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>>715096960name five video games without a gun or a ball that you have played in the last decade
>>715096914damn your post time and number both end in 14.... can i remember that instead....
>Wasting time
Not a speedrun
>>715096914Based Warioposter
>>715096780>waaah, they dont speedrun it like how i want them too!! Why wont they collect everything!! My autistic OCD is FLARING! Pls Collect it all PLS
If Spike wasn't staff, he'd be the kind of runner GDQ would ban
>>715096960nintendo is based for making sure my ancient PC can emulate their games
>>715096960you haven't seen the photorealistic DK dk cutscene yet. Really shows of the strength of the Kong family jewels
>>715096914>deletes you from the chartwhat now, faggot?
>>715097126it should only be called eye contact when the eyeballs are touching another
Who else here is a huge diddy fan?
>>715097163Goes for a lot of them, proto sucking face that one time awkwardly almost forcing the other one into it, Limy in general being insufferable, everyone of the staff runners are like that just about and it really just is what it is. Theater kid autism in their natural habitat uninhibited.
>>715093182 (OP)>screaming=funnythis run is pretty good though
>>715095483>>715095436D.
Would be lower but I appreciate arnie-posting.
>>715096404I want to see...
this commentary fucking SUCKS
>listen to me tell you exactly what you're seeing on the screen
yea ok bro, why don't you also tell me that spike is pressing right too
>>715097227you now have an incomplete chart
>>715097406THESE WAVES WILL INSTA KILL YOU
EVEN IF YOU TAKE DAMAGE
THEY WILL KILL YOU INSTANTLY
>>715097346>that imagewhoa, had fucking flashbacks just now. who is this artist?
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>>715096241i can only stand him when hes playing games, probably because unlike every single staffer that has runs he actually seems to enjoy playing the games he presents
what causes someone to be this loud
great game but couch is mid
>>715097438>didn't change the vote count
>>715097438I just feel empty
>>715096241he's loud, obnoxious and unfunny
>>715097071Call of D-FUCK. GT-FUCK. Kill yourself tranny.
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>>715093182 (OP)Why does Nintendo hate her so much?
>>715095750I don't think jaidlyn or this whore have had runs, just been a bother on the couch.
did NicholeGoodnight get banned for having an OF?
>Donkey Kong Returns 1 & 2 will be the last mainline games to feature the cool DK design
I seriously cannot get hyped for the upcoming DK game just because of DK's new design
added sound to this dono to maximize the pain
>purposely dodged the N
what did he mean by that?
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>>715097516oyatsu_(mk2) on gelbooru, posts on pixiv
mostly makes feet focused art now
>>715097438Literally 1984
>>715097739you did it, but man, I aint clicking it
>>715097438DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN TRAMPLED
I REFUSE to look at the chart from now on I cannot go along with this revisionism
>>715097438STOP THE COUNT
>First time watching live this year
>it's a spikevageeta run
>turn off stream
>>715097845the mp3 is 55 seconds long, it just keeps going
>>715097905its not even chartecker though, he wouldn't genned a new chart
>Can't say that, that would be negative
For just a fraction of a second I thought that might have been a dig at the event but then I remembered it was Spike.
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>>715097813thank you! i remember seeing this posted years and years ago. very cute.
I think I'm over GDQ. It's been dwindling for years but it's gotten past the breaking point. The announcers are awful, the runs are boring, no fun runners go anymore. I'd rather just watch the normal streamers I watch
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>>715097438Art often imitates real life
>>715097739>the mp3 even loopsevil
>>715098034WE GOT POK-KAY-MAAAAAHN.
>>715097905its not even chartecker though, he wouldvested genned a new chart
>>715097697The fact it's not a side scroller instantly killed all my interest in it.
>>715097438deserved for bragging about it
>>715097697I think the design looks fine in Bananza. It's only weird in Mario Kart to me
>>715093182 (OP)Didn't they just do this exact run at ESA?
>>715097975>>715098143How do you fuck up and try to fix it and somehow fuck up even harder?
>>715098243he made an hd remake
>>715097438I hope chartanon uses this one from now on
>>715093182 (OP)Damnit, I thought this was a real Panel de Pon thread just from the OP image.
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>>715093753Someone consciously chose to take that picture, of that very revealing pose, with a real camera. That's not a crop of the stream.
Every thirsty fag including me was lusting after him just from his on-stream look but now on that picture his face looks like Paul Dino, damn.
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>>715097438....you're terminated, fucker.
>>7150959851 is very good
2 is best
3 is shit
returns is very good
freeze is even better
>>715097401You get this much
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>>715093753>/v/ fell for itoh no no no
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>>715098491Stop biting your nails.
>>715097697with any luck it becomes one of those games you literally cannot talk about here, like a hat in time, etc.
already tired of seeing the threads of the new design
>>715098391ultra HD cameras were a mistake
>>715098491nasty ass nails just groom like a normal person
>>715093753is that a silk dress
>>715098491>he bought an x series mobo
>Muh DK timeline
Really fags care about this shit?
>>715093753c'mon bro, I just fapped...
I thought of a way to make GDQ even better. They should do a collaboration with MrBeast. It would surely blow the bank because they both share the same type of brainwashed audience.
>>715098491Here I got some of that Dove mens soap for ya
Get some of that mens soap on your body
Because you smell like shit too.. and you're a MAN
>>715098720its just fun to talk about no need to be a stick in the mud
How is this event doing (views/donations) compared to previous years?
>>715098763i cum and shart every time xD
No way people actually enjoy this fake fun.
>>715098837lower views, decent donos from what ive heard
Another GDQ and another instance of twitch retards running a joke to the absolute ground
>>715097684The three in your image have all had runs in GDQ and/or Frame Fatales
anyone have the screencap of spiked vegeta saying if you enjoy this speedrun you don't enjoy speedruns
>>715098837viewers through the floor
donations through the roof
>>715097438How do you read these images
>>715098814let the dude wear his fetish shit in his own private home
>>715098837Worse at both.
Unless you don't know how inflation works then it's only doing worse at viewers and getting "more worthless dollars than ever"
>>715098837>how will moneylaundering event launderdono avalanche on last day as usual
>>715098737Bring back Kris Tyson to host it too!
wow, very funny story spike
Chances of this being a troon hon?
>It was 12 years ago, things were different. We were actually a speedrunning event back then.
>>715098837Lowest viewcount ever
Highest amount of donations ever
People are just very generous this year
im gonna mute this and listen to some Beethoven while i watch the run
>>715099028cant believe i used to think spikevegeta was chill
>>715096610What's the site with the ratings data?
As a first time viewer of this event, how the fuck did this runner get his run submitted?
He's not funny, he's passable at the game, and it's just frustrating to watch
Do they not have any kind of QA?
inflation doesnt just happen to money it happens to people too
i swear the audience used to be less fat
>>715099028back when spike laughed after werster dropped the HARD R LIVE ON STREAM
>>715098942The money goes directly to MSF, who then pay GDQ a flat fee next year based a past performance.
>>715098814Thanks bro appreciate it I know I am :3
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>>715099021It's oats Metroid race so zero
>>715099123the prices are up, but the goyim must slop
Worst views ever, 4th best donos
>>71509883750k viewers which seems kinda average for evening mid-week. Donos at $892k, which again seems about on-par. Donos obviously shoot through the roof on the final 2 days with random anonymous + YETEE donos.
>>715099115https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings
chartecker doesnt update them until the end of the thread but if you ask him he could probably upload them
SpikeVegate parties with Diddy???
>>715099021>He/Him pronouns on twitterIt's just a dude
Spike's a charismatic guy. Becoming a wokescold hasn't ruined his sociability, at least when in front of a camera
>>715099147>o naur veepee said dey wuld donate if I said fucking niggers so here I go. FUCKING NIGGERS
>>715099225inflation adjusted?
This is like when you’re new to a class and the teacher sits you with a group of friends thinking you’ll slip right in, and they’re not excluding you purposefully, but the in-jokes are flying too thick and fast.
>>715099294He'd be a weirdo among normalfags.
>>715099325>inflation adjusted?No, those are not inflation adjusted
>>715099147Trihex laughed too.
>>715099093He used to be. He sold out. GDQ probably pays him very well. Behind closed doors he may still be chill for all we know.
>>715099039Adjust for inflation, then the donations don't look so hot.
>>715099325Nah I don't think so. Just straight dollars for dollars
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/
>>715099372Theater kids are normalfag-adjacent.
>>715099294shame it's wasted on neutered GDQ jewing
>>715099119>As a first time viewer of this event,why are you lying?
>>715098837Well, despite viewership hitting record lows, donations are somehow record high!
I think that is perfectly normal and good, so I won't think much about it. I don't think you should either.
>tfw missed ESA
How was it?
>>715099123it's hard to keep the weight off when you take estrogen chud
>>715099386>>715099462so probably middle of the pack if not below average if adjusted
>Check the schedule
>There's the mandatory SMW Kaizo hack and Super Metroid
Every GDQ
ok this "oh banana" is now annoying me as much as "trans rights"
>>715099512https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
>>715099245>>715099341So let me get this straight (again, first time watcher, saw the /v/ spam and got interested)
These people put on an event
They give themselves the spotlight
They gain Twitch followers, subs, donations, etc.
And the audience is ok with this?
I guess since all the money they get goes to charity, that makes it a little bit better
I wish the absolute worst for these donators spamming oh banana
Catchphrases truly are the pinnacle of comedy
>>715099557>trans rightsMore like "no banana", amirite?
>lemme cut you off to say
ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR ANONYMOUS NO COMMENT
ok who gives a shit there's no name or comment man
>>715099642>migrate to a locked threadLol what a faggot
>$1000 anonymous no comment dono
They are starting this early?
I have a dopamine high in a big crowd and I must scream
>BANANAS IN MY ANANAS
that not even makes sense
>>715099609>all the money they get goes to charitylmao
lol
rolf
>>715099372Normalfags accept some eccentricity. It depends on how good he is at talking about things besides videogames, which you'd have to know him personally to really gauge since all his streamer and GDQ shit is purely videogames which is definitely a blessing
>>715099592>ctrl+f>dobson>1 result
>>715098491I don't see the problem here
Huh. When was the last time Spike actually ran something at GDQ? Besides his mouth.
>>715099325Yeti sent a donation last run saying that they have sent 3.25m in total.
Donation pool is minimum 80% sponsors.
>>715099806>ywn snort a line off-of KFFC's flat surface ass then go kill it on stage
spike is doing the theater kid version of "average girl with fat friends to look better" by putting these idiots on the couch next to him
>>715099825Ananas is what most of the world calls Pineapples.
How's the run? I can't stand Spikevegeta
>>715099861dobson is gone anon
he will be forgotten in time
>>715099816They always time these donations with the GDQ staff runs
Must be a coincidence
Remember when GDQ was actually about speedruns?
>>715099225Trans getting word out across the globe, rich trans noticing this needs to survive.
>>715099876Pretty sure he runs donkey kong every event.
>>715099982bad enough it's clear it's a nepo-run
>>715099951Spike is based though, he would stand out even in a room full of normalfags
>>715099994More obvious than when dsp gets last minute big superchats
Imagine being """scared""" of spiders.
NOT THE HECKIN SPIDERINOS
I find it endearing that Spike holds the controller up to his chest like a retarded child would.
>>715099609Staff runs suck but they're a very small part of the event in any case. The average viewer doesn't care, the event is not that serious, people watch it to be entertained and have a good time for a bit, not to see high quality speedruns.
>>715099147Is saying retard that offensive to americans nowadays? Holy shit
Bro activated irl arachnophobia mode
when is it that people on the internet started interpreting an innate aversion as a phobia?
Spiders are a man's truest friend. Get this arachnaphobic ass banned for hate speech
>weeeeee! yaaaaay!
Feels like I'm watching a show at the autism convention
Oh wait
>>715100230>if you're scared of spiders, go to the accessibility menu>it has a giant spider on itkek
>>715100230I was expecting a spider jumpscare at any time built within the menu
>>715093182 (OP)>>715093427>>715094451She would be the face of Nintendo Puzzle games if Nintendo were based enough, like Sega with Arle and Puyo Puyo
>>715100287same day they called hating fags a homo phobia
I fucking hate the whole pretending to not know something humor thats so popular at gdq
>>715100220I am and wasps too but only irl, I don't get how the fuck people get scared of them in video games
>>715100287about the same time people self diagnose themselves as add, adhd, autism, etc. when the real thing is much worse than what they are experiencing which is more akin to brain fog
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>>715100230why are people scared of spiders?
>openly and unapologetically political event and staff centered around MSF
>not even a single remote mention of jews, israel, zionism, gaza or palestine
>trans rights, though!
Curious!
>>715100287phenylalanine is hydrophobic
jumping spiders are cute
CUTE
>>715100425Yeah when they pretend that they have no idea what is happen in the run has been played out for years now.
>>715099994It ain't Goldeneye without Goose present.
>>715100425huh? I don't know what are you talking about
:^)
>>715100435I hate them too IRL but I wouldn't really say that I get "scared", more like I don't want'em near me.
>>715100490I thought jews were behind the trans rights stuff? That doesn't really fit your narrative
>>715100479they go really fast
>>715100490MSF isn't political, they're doctors that help everyone
>>715099556>durr why are the mandatory things at GDQ at GDQ?
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>>715100490Us existing isn't political..
>>715100318It's My First Day On This Leaf And I've Already Made A New Friend~! My Daily Adventures In This New Forest!
>>715100562how come they never run goldeneye at gdq anymore?
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>>715100425You must redeem the laughs.
>>715100287these are the same people who think that being sexually attracted to something normal makes it a fetish. i've seen retard anons talking about how they have a breast or lingerie fetish
>>715100425lunaaa, can I get some context?
>>715099893This is also fucking awful
>>715100636The kaizo hacks rarely bring anything new to the table nowadays. It's the same shit every time expect the name is now some "Dicksucker69 World"
>>715100709You like floors?
shut the FUCK UP already troons
>>715100774uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh
>>715100230this isnt even how arachnaphobia works no nigga is scared of a pixelated spider on the screen
fucking zoomers
>>715100596they can remain in the shadows
but if they come close to my territory they get evicted
>OOOOH TRANS RIGHTS
>(spike) Yeah.
ZZZZ run because the runner is a faggot.
>Trans people are just like monekys
Oh, okay.
Trans rights doesn't annoy me anymore.
I've accepted the speedrunning community.
>>715100709It's not very fun to watch competitively because you're staring at the floor 90% of the run.
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if anyone was gifted a sub, the MyAvatar emote is perfect to use when they say Trans Rights!
>>715100220not gonna lie I get freaked out when I see big ass spiders in my house but I've never been too scared to look at them in a videogame
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>>715100635>MSF isn't political
The remaining schedule is cooked, it's either all run by trannies or it's a game I'm not interested in seeing.
>>715100919no that's me
oh- banana
>>715100964i remember the ceiling spiders
>>715100964dude wtf you need to warn people before posting that
>>715101035That's a normal reaction to a big ass spider.
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>715100601>they don't attack jews>they spread jewish nonsenseThat's kind of the point.
>>715100635>MSF isn't politicalThe staff of the event is (and the event itself has never shied away of being political. Considering MSF focuses on sending help to places exactly like gaza it's kinda CURIOUS that there has been literally ZERO mention of anything related to it, huh?
Previous years they never had a problem mentioning the african countries they send help to. Really CURIOUS indeed.
>>715101043I think the US is helping Israel enough for EVERYONE anon.
>"trans rights!!!!!!!!!" dog whistle phrase is heard
>have to cheer or else get seen as a bigot and banned from gdq indefinitely
>repeat
>>715101043first world countries really do not need borderless doctors
>>715101043Israel is a bunch of rich white people...
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>>715101170>first world countries really do not need borderless doctors
>>715101147>they don't attack jewsExcept they openly fund everyone who opposes them
>>715101158you dont understand the meaning of dog whistle
someone post the webm of the troon getting nigga stomped
>>715101193>whiteDont do that.
>>715100479Reminder that this faggot groomed minors in steam friend threads.
>>715101193oh, now you've done it
>someone wrote us a poem
you can shut up now
>>715100964>sgdq 2013 starts>spikes gives a shoutouts to ceiling spiders
Did this guy just call Abba A B B A?
>>715101170>>715101149>>715101193I think he's posting this because it implies Palestine is a real country territorially separate from Israel, where pro-Israel folks would say the opposite. Like the very idea of "working in Palestine" is inherently political wordchoice.
>>715101043israel is a rich country not in need of msf
>do you remember a bbc
spike does
>>715101193Hold on there now!
>>715100616spiders are like the least scary bugs, like i get being scared of roaches or flying ones but spiders are alright
>>715101158That's 2020+ in a nutshell
>>715101346What a non-fag
>>715101225>Except they openly fund everyone who opposes themGDQ doesn't fund anything but MSF, what are you talking about.
>>715101395Some spiders can kill you so having a fear of them is justified. Roaches are just annoying vermin.
>>715101445Anon, I'm saying that MSF funds everything that opposes Israel
Why is the runner they/them but is clearly a he/him?
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>>715101350>israel is a rich country not in need of msf
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MSF is Hamas!
haven't watched in couple of days
did anything good happen?
>>715101350remove USA funding and how rich is it lol.
>>715101606The slap run was bretty gud.
>>715094795Akshually, there is this thing called the "statute of limitations," which means that past a certain period of time, courts no longer have jurisdiction over a crime. this time varies based on the nature of the crime and court but it's pretty much a universal thing, at least in the Western world. Of course, for very serious crimes such as murder, this doesn't apply.
>>715101541NVM I was reading the donation shill person pronouns and the annoying voice person is the runner who is a nepo
>>715101571every muslim born or unborn needs to die
>>715101641It bothers me that Garfield is telepathic when originally it was just his thoughts...
ngl that kiara_tv dude with the john carmack voice is kinda cute
>>715100230I remember one game that made the spiders invisible when you enabled arachnophobia mode, instead of despawning them. So when you disabled it again, it would spawn in a fresh set of spiders in addition to the original spiders, and you could do that over and over again until the whole floor was spiders.
>>715101571Look at the wording:
>has offices in (ie.: to receive donations legally and recruit volunteers)vs
>is not running programs in
>>715101606Just a lot of Terrible runs
>>715101571None of those "sections" are doing anything at all. That's where they source the personnel from.
As for Israel, since when did a jew give something for free?
>>715101673Not a nepo, but a corrupted oldfag.
>>715101760>>715101789Nice damage control
How many of you are assigned to /v/ versus /b/ or /pol/?
>>715101571>AI overviewretard lol
Dd the Yetee get audited or something? What the FUCK is taking their donation so long? We need our HOYP $900k
rate this run a K for spiKevegeta for me
>>715101819Would have been far more convincing if it wasn't really fucking old and he's running a segment every year now.
Do you think Spike acts like this during sex?
>>715101796Oh I thought he worked at gdq since he keeps appearing at gdq
>>715101763im also wondering if im enjoying the run too
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>>715101861Nintendo finally cracked down on Yetee profiteering off of their IP.
>>715101887he's probably less into it
>>715101858I have no fucking love for MSF since they pack my country with refugees thanks to their boating operations, but they do not operate as a medical unit inside these countries. They do that shit in humanitarian crises and during war.
You may suck my dick now.
>>715101887only with trihex
>>715101887He has sex? I refuse to believe
>>715101910Nah, you can easily spot Vegana even in this cherished kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UnQBfvmf0E
>>715101956B-baka, it's not like I *WANTED* you to see my egg sac
>>715101956Awww, she cute.
>>715101858tsk hes got us figured out...
boys lets get outta here
>>715101858classic operative projection
>no you're the one getting paid (by jews?) to defend palestine!!!!
All this DKCR run is doing is making me realize just how fucking dark and muddy that 3DS version was that I played, unless the original was also like that, and this Switch port cranked up the saturation/brightness?
>>715101606Nah. No kino moments.
>>715101787>72kbDon't be a coward
>>715102027Anon, he had a wife...
is spike on cocaine or something
>>715101887Who do you think is the hype man for the GDQ polycule clusterfucks?
Good lord the schedule from Saturday through to the finale is pure shit.
>>715101520>MSF fundsMSF funds nothing.
Also proof of your claim otherwise it's just random /pol/tier schizo nonsense.
The point is that it's MIGHTY CURIOUS how there's been ZERO mention of the palestine and israel conflict in an brutally left-leaning event that never had an issue about being vocal when it came to politics centered around funding a NGO that was created to help precisely places like palestine.
>>715101983The Yetee did get in trouble for a Donkey Kong shirt that was a parody with the Kongs in place of the N.W.A. That was pretty funny.
Keep those donations coming, cocaine isn't free
>>715102156Just scroll through the MSF twitter anon. It's almost 90% about helping Palestinians
>>715102132had?
they already split?
>>715102156If youre genuinely confused then youre a dolt.
In this climate you are not able to be american and criticize Israel.
shut these fucking assclowns up
>>715101887No.
Think of him now as of an offline streamer, an entertainer if you will.
Why are you interested in the sex life of current year sgdq personalities, anon?
Go watch some vore, it's healthier for the soul.
commentary is actually killing the run, holy shit
WE DID IT /V/ WE PREVENTED CANCER FOR 900K MILLION DOLLARS
>>715101861Yetee don't do the donations, it's always GDQ "donating" pre-arranged money to themselves as Yetee
>>715102156If they were to mention Israel, they would instantly lose all funding.
I guess there won't be a cringe compilation this year, since it'd just be an hour of "Trans rights" callouts, followed by that wrestling game shenanigans.
>>715101606>did anything good happen?Just the slap game, which will never be allowed again
>>715102234>Just scroll through the MSF twitter anonAgain, you are missing the point. I'm not talking about MSF here, I'm talking about GDQ.
Not a single donation mentioning any about it either. EXTREMELY CURIOUS, really.
>just hit 900k
>already begging for 1 mil
shameless
>>715102351which extension do you need to play the sound file in the file name? I have 4chanX but it doesn't seem to support that
>>715102351Trans Palestinians get thrown over the top of a building
>>715102404its going to charity, what's shameless about wanting to give more to people in need?
>>715102379Ummm... a little problematic..?
>an unbelievable combination of GDQ personalities
Who the fuck thought this sounded like a good idea?
>>715101606There was this game, called Rose and Camellia, that's basically Punch-Out but it's women slapping the shit out of each other. It was pretty kino. Would recommend it. Fun game, fun runner, fun couch. All of whom probably got banned lmao.
>>715102379>two handsFuckin cheat
>>715102084>marriednot anymore.
>>715102404Their begging is just as bad as DSP's.
>tab over to stream
>cokevegeta screaming about bananas
>tab over to thread
>anons screaming about israel
>>715102474>its going to charity
>>715102379They literally had a Yetee shirt based on this game pre-made to sell during this event. I don’t know where your ‘OMG BANNED’ is coming from.
>>715102139>Looks like we got a 5 dollar donation from George from Florida: can we get a 5 dollar hype train going for consensual poly rep!!!>Hooooooype they all yell from whatever position they're in>noise complaint from the hotel staff as the dono train rolls in
>>715102105What's that slop he's enjoying?
>>715102592yes. this is a charity stream. try to keep up.
>>715102490>a little problematicYes
But also hilarious
>>715102503That's racist as fuck what the hell
>>715102474>its going to charity
>>715102585Hey man it makes a difference from the incessant screeching about muh trannies.
Variety is the spice of life innit
>>715102612>OOOOH THAT'S A PIXEL PERFECT THRUST HOOOOOOOOOOOYP
>>715102234>the humanitarian aid organisation prioritises the place where there is an humanitarian crisis and not the 1st world country that already gets aid from literally all of the western worldOH MY GOD, they are SOOOO biased!!
>>715102653blended an entire pizza with 2L of diet pepsi
>>715102404a charity wants money??? thats crazy
>>715102379>>715102503Wasn't this already showed at a GDQ or am I misremembering? Perhaps it was another marathon
>>715102743Can you shut up and donate, greetings from germany?
just lurking till the next game
>>715098491>heart windowEw....
Didn't get black ears to match? What about the tights?
>>715102830>just lurking>postsyou're one of those anal-only virgins, huh?
>>715102789I’ve seen it at RTA in Japan before. Could be that.
Weve gone half a week without bitching about Israel, can we not start now?
These threads are about making fun of the runs and runners and shitposting with one another.
>>715102789I can't find anything on the Googles about "Rose and Camilla games done quick"
It could be another marathon though.
>>715102863>That 80s Ojou panic face when she gets hitAbsolute fucking kino.
This run is really obnoxious. Spike is screaming all the time, the donations all have ''Oooh babana!'' messages.
This is not watchable anymore.
>>715102947It'll be better next thread
We've got the political shit out of our system now
>>715102983the game has content
>>715102608yeah they even prehyped it as the great finale of the 'silly block', they knew exactly what it was gonna be and were ok with it. gdq is healing.
>>715102947>stop noticing thingsJIDF agents just entered the thread
>>715098491>>715096404I hope you enjoy yourself Anon!
>>715102947Fake news.
It died from autism.
>>715103109Fake news
It died from eating 3 whole marijuanas
MAKE A NEW ONE FFS ALREADY
>>715096610so i know the mean and median, where's stuff like girl and tranny*? i cant see any indicators on the graph as far as i can see anyways, could just be retarded tbf
>>715102947>we've gone half a week without bitching about IsraelDamn, we must be slipping.
>>715099325>>715099426>>715099592>>715098931Okay inflation bros because I'm too retarded to manipulate a .json file I have manually crunched the numbers.
Viewership: Record Low
Donies (yeehaw): Solidly middle of the pack
>>715103257In the names of the games.
>>715102503It's fine he immediately went to reddit to do a ama. If you're wondering why I checked the speedrun reddit is because I'm curious if people actually enjoy this event fully and it seems they do there.
>>715103301Not bad.
Mig it to the next thread.
>>715101193jews are not White
>>715103501Understandable.
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