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what the hell are their shirts

First

>>715093182 (OP)
MIGGERS

>>715093182 (OP)
I mig

who the hell are these characters supposed to be

I mig

>>715093182 (OP)
ahem *taps sign*

>>715093196
Yea but when I get done shitposting I sleep in a big boy bed with my wife. It's a good life.

Jill mig

>First thing in the morning
>oh boy what cool and fun speedruns will there be at SGDQ for me to watch today?
>Literally nothing good until Doom and I'm sure that'll inevitably be ruined by a tranny donoshill
Fuckit I guess I'll touch grass then

she's here!

>>715093278
these vintage mig webms crack me up

migging

Mig

5

4

Did ya'll see the cool Tetee shirts? I bought like at least 4 different designs this week. Im a huge Metroid fan so I had to get this one
https://theyetee.com/collections/sgdq?srsltid=AfmBOooFT68-l-KK4rB6jyXAX4CtUtjVnGMMWmxEDJ8fZIWruVF_Tr-W

3

3

why is it 70% donation reading when the gameplay is actually intense

>>715093604
samus is cool

>>715093645
SILENCE IS NOT ALLOWED

haha oh yeah

>>715093645
im not convinced the commentators can even see the gameplay

>>715093753
DELETE THIS

>>715093182 (OP)
Shit I fucked up the previous thread link: >>715085251

>>715093753
Grim

Migged

>>715093753
When I see runs like this, I just think GDQ is profiting off mental illness in the same way old circuses used to

>>715093604
the way they cover these with random text copy+pasted from the game gives them a chinese bootleg aesthetic

>>715093753
Hot.

races aren't interesting when one side is 2 stages ahead the whole time

>>715093701
HIS NAME IS METROID

>>715093753
This is an edit isn't it? Don't remember any pit hair during the run.

>>715093848
The right side was behind after Dr. Mario, but overtook with Yoshi's Cookie, and trucked ahead with Panel De Pon

>>715093753
Is that an actual woman?

the guy in charge of stopping the timer

>>715093896
it's not an edit, we all talked about it during the run, too.

>>715093896
It's not

>>715093943
no.

>>715093182 (OP)
I'm in

>>715093896
people immediately pointed out the hairy pits, check the archive

>>715093896
I can see someone mentally blocking it if they aren't a hardline degenerate but it isn't an edit.

AAAAHHH

edobean pls gift me a sub thanks

>>715093753
I used to think this was disgusting, now it sends me into a frenzy

>>715093943
don't be silly anon

ENTER SENT

oh no

KING GOBLIN IS BACK
HOLY FUCK
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM AGAIN

THERE HE IS

THE QUEEN

RATE Nintendo Puzzle Collection

oh god that hall echo is so annoying... how are they so bad at configuring mics...

ILY SENT

rubieshart look much better when her hair is not slicked back. she needs to get bangs or hair transplant

his hair is looking so fucking greasy
imagine putting on the headset right after his use, it'd slide right off you

>>715094120
B

>another ff14 ad
the audience signs weren't enough, i guess

SENT

soul restored

>>715093971
>>715093976
>>715093997
>>715094010
Damn I really tuned out during that one, not a fan, would have been fuckable except for that nasty ass shit, take care of yourself bitch.

>>715094103
OF THE UNCANNY VALLEY

>>715093315
But why? It's obviously a joke.

>>715094103
Immediately reminded me of this

>>715094103
large teeth for cracking shellfish

>>715094120
C

>>715094120
A

Fucking hell, I missed prizegoblin like you wouldn't believe

>>715094159
no competent staff is allowed, that would be a position they could give to one of their theater kid friends instead

>>715094120
B

>>715094120
Pretty decent, B.
Panel de Pon is legitimately one of the most fun games to play 1v1 ever made.

>>715094120
B

>>715094180
>rubieshart look much better when her hair is not slicked back.
This, she's very pretty like this even in the anorexic version. Just eat a few sandwiches and stop shaving everything qt.

WELCOME

>>715094180
Still looks like she's desperate for her next fix.

I didn't think when Sent joined GDQ that one day I'd say that he's one of the few soulful things there

>>715094120
C, annoying donation reader

>>715094120
B

>>715094120
B

>>715093753
women poop too. have you met one?

Has there been any good kungfufruitcake content this year so far?

>>715094181
>dads can we just go home this is so fucking gay
ftfy

Why doesn’t the Yeti speak?

>>715094120
C

>>715094120
SSS trans rights

>>715094120
C
I wasn't really paying attention

LET YETI TALK BITCH!

>>715094223
>obviously
How so? I was 12 when I first posted to 4chan.

Christ, you can feel how much she hates him, and he knows it.

>>715094343
only that awful beat saber showcase

>>715094120
B

>>715093942
To be fair to team left, they seem to have thought there would be 3 individual races instead of a relay, so the fat dude who won drMario actually waited in place until the right player finished, so they both started Yoshi's cookies at the same time losing the advantage they gained. It's not right team's fault that the left team were retards, but the overall race was compromised.
>>715094120
A+ very entertaining

>>715094374
bye bye anon

was there always this much pokemon stuff they were shilling? I know they always have some but it feels this time like 75% of the shit they show is pokemon

Btw when did they fix the lighting?

>rubie starts stripping
now this prize segment has my attention

>>715094383
she's just acting bro, its not a real yeti its a puppet.

>>715094120
A

Cringecharm going on here

>>715094120
C

>>715094218
Dumbass.

he just doesnt give a fuck does he

>>715094443
i wonder who has their arm jammed up sent's ass

swarthy link

Mirrin' Sent's beard
How old is that guy, btw?

>>715094383
And he owns it. Everybody hates Sent but he's too powerful to be ousted so they shelved him in retribution.
Yet still he emerges to ruin their day. My fucking hero.

twitch jannies #1 rubie haters

>>715094496
what is wrong in this picture?

>>715094442
she is probably one of the most unattractive biofems ive ever seen in my life dude i dont know what youre pining after

>>715094541
34

Sent singlehandedly adds so much sovl to this event

>>715094374
nobody under 20 knows 4chan these days, they're too occupied getting groomed on discord and roblox/fortnite

>>715094550
do NOT compliment women

>>715093182 (OP)
based Panel de Pon OP
best match-game of ALL TIME!

>>715094120
I'm doin' him a B

>>715094614
Gives me the ick when people are attracted to womyn, thanks for banning that evil person

he's back!

Holy shit

>>715094425
>anon fails to understand past tense
ESL moment

>AI art
These people are ridiculous

>>715094643
.... it twitched

>>715094223
Once upon a time we had actual little girls coming to 4chan for attention. Those were better times.

>>715094541
Mid 30s, he's seen some shit to get that way.

>prize wizard
KINO

>>715094582
>older than sent
>look younger than him
If he was a normal adult he'd actually groom his fucking beard instead of letting it be a bird's nest of pubes.

>>715094120
A

I kneel to my King

>>715094218
>virgin because of high standards
yeah... that's the reason

>>715094631
Just dudes being bros

>>715094682
its admitting to violating a permabannable rule. it doesnt matter that it happened in the past. If you get caught for a crime years after you still go to prison.

>>715094708
nowadays you would be banned just for posting that bellybutton

>>715094120
B

Based prize goblin

THE YETEEE

>>715094695
do you mean the puppet or the thing on the left

YETEE HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

>>715094695
it took me way too long to understand what you meant

that's how foreign the idea of people actually being attracted to rubie is to me

>>715094223
4chan has all those disclaimers about needing to be 18 to post here so legally they have to treat those posts as legit and ban them

"Mein Fuhrere it seems... Ganon has... all three pieces."

Sent's back!

>>715094795
>I don't know what the statute of limitations is but I'm gonna talk about law.
How sheltered/underage are you?

>>715094554
he's not wearing gloves...

I’m always surprised by how wealthy gamers are

>>715094496
This is what happens if you combine the Master Sword with the Oathkeeper.

RATE THE ANY% SENT PRICE RUN

I never realised how much I missed Sent.
Maybe nature is healing?

>>715094938
KEK

>>715094967
certain crimes have no statute of limitations. if you murder someone 50 years ago and they catch you you're still going to prison.

>>715094775
But anon that's two women

>>715094903
Limp

Notice, VIDEO GAMES. Not SPEEDRUNS.

>2 hour (guaranteed over estimate) spike run
depending on couch, this might be pretty good

>>715095015
ZZZZ for closed the tab just like with any other theatre kids segment.

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715095015
S for Sent

>>715095015
S for Soul

>>715095015
A

>>715094903
We were all looking at Argentina when we should have been looking at Hyrule.

>>715095015
S for Sent
It's an actual good idea to showcase him just to remember that it always gets worse.

The resolution on their site is for ants, but it's a cool gesture

>>715095015
B I can't go higher because Rubiehart ruins everything

>>715095050
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the grave crime of posting on 5chen is punishable by death evenn 50 years after committing it.

YETEE TRANS RIGHTS HYPE

>>715095015
SSSent

>>715095015
C
i mean i'm glad he's back but now that he is i wish him gone

>>715095015
SSS kino

>>715095253
w-where is he gonna put that

>>715095079
How do you get cheek implants but not know how to condition your hair?

>>715094103
She's got such an unfortunate collection of features.

Donkey Kong?

>>715095015
chartAnon please include this so we can see how grim rest of this was

>>715094795
>permabannable
Last I checked, about 8 years ago, if you imply you're underage even jokingly they just give you a week to month ban and call it a day.

Stop rating any little thing that happens on the stream. There's just no need

ERock... why did you leave that donation? You used to be cool.

>>715095327
In your prize hole of course

>>715095436
rate this post

>like an hour of dead air only for spikevegeta to do his nepotism run
I don't know why I even bother.

>>715095347
those are unfortunately natural
xer father is a chipmunk

>>715095459
my prized hole...

>>715095436
E post

>>715095436
name a single need to rate at all

>>715095483
F
>>715095436
I do whatever I want, cunt.

RED BULL HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

>>715094769
I would really prefer if the prizes were displayed on a rotating stand or inside a glass case.

>red bull shilling
oh come on now

Rate this >>715095436 post

Redbull gives you WIIINGS

>>715095436
Rate the current host.

>>715095552
what is that thing?

>>715095015
S for Sent

>DKC returns
I sleep

>>715095559
How new are you?

I got a small package of ice cream to eat during the run!

>spike
fucking hell

Bye pedophiles

How many runs would we have if we skipped lets plays and ads

>Neporun
Z

wow what a cute girl on the couch!

Whoa whoa whoa, lemme get this straight.

Spike run, then a community game show, then a checkpoint? I dare you to find me a larger block of narcissism in this entire event.

we love spike vegeta here

>>715095559
>>715095578
>Brought you by Carl's Jr.
>Why do you keep saying that?

has every single person that actually works for gdq also had a run in the event?

>>715095202
puffed face like z'dars

>I don't like spike vegeta

If this is your opinion you're a contrarian fuck with no friends feeling jealous about a guy with some semblance of passion among peers.
Sorry if this triggered you!

>>715095483
D

Spike runs honestly aren't that bad.
At least they are actual speedruns and he talks about tech.

>Add for RB
>Spike

Yep, combo...

>>715095559
first gdq?
first esa?
first anything?
fucking hell man red bull sponsors damn near everything

>ignored

lmaooooo

Here we fucking go bois!
This whole entire marathon is just an elaborate long-con to force us all to sit and watch Spike for two hours.
Also picrel for when they change the estimate later on. Mark my words

>>715095702
The same amount because the space would be filled up with skits.

Staff should not be permitted to submit runs, full stop.

You can tell Spikevegeta is a real professional at this. He brings skill, information and is high energy, it's infectuous. [Remove this segment then hit submit post once I've done my intro, Fu. Thanks]

>>715095436
>>715095483
B

>im sorry to interrupt
>completely ignored
KEK good start

Wow that woman on the couch is hot

Spike has had GDQ runs since 2013. I don’t get the complaint.

>>715095750
all but scent

I will watch this run on mute.

>>715095772
focus on your run spike you fatfuck

>I'm sorry to interrupt
>Talks over him

>>715095825
You're right, fuck

>>715095786
They hated anon because he told the truth

>1 minute into run
>"sorry to interrupt everyone but..."
>couch keeps talking until he fucks off
based

>>715095869
Spike has had the same run since 2013

>>715095869
It's less Spike, people would understand because he's an established and committed runner. But you've smelled what's wrong with every other staffer run this marathon, they're just not comparable.

We've seen these games before.

i only ever played dk 1 and 2
are the later games any fun

anybody else remember the first event that was in the basement of his mom's house with 4 other guys?

>>715095927
I r8 A

>>715095835
kek

Why don't they play any of the good Donkey Kong games?

>>715095869
spike has gotten more obnoxious and loud over the years

>>715095985
tropical freeze is good

>that was a great level
>please clap
i dont know if gdq is gonna do staff runs anymore

>>715095985
No

>>715095985
Tropical Freeze is extremely good. Returns is safe but fine.

>>715096036
You shut your whore mouth.

Unique new content!

>>715096036
This game's pretty good. It's biggest sin was forced waggle, which is now gone.

>>715095985
DK players are always twisted fucking cyclepaths

Damn this guy is really yappy while playing

>showcase incentive

How do I donate negative money

imagine this being your first GDQ. sad!

>>715094795
>retroactively banning for something that might not even have been a global rule decades ago at time of occurrence let alone not knowing if there was punishment already
kek

>>715095750
they have been working and running for years, i see no issue. I only have issue with runners like limy, or whoever the black guy that ran quake was, who cant even run the game and clearly just got nepo'd into bs runs he hasn't put proper time in like actual speedrunners

>so much value!
Used car salesman vibes

>>715096036
One would have to exist first

>>715095882
he hasnt played anything for the past 8 years anyway

>>715096158
Welcome to Spike runs

Did anyone else's stream start lagging and hiccupping like crazy starting about a minute ago?

Spike is the only nepo run i care to see. Mostly because i like donkey kong and his commentary is more tolerable than most

>>715095202
Jesus fucking christ

Why does he talk SO much? Stop fucking turning around and play

I still like Donkey Kong Country Returns on the 3ds the most.

>>715096163
HERE'S 6 GORILLION DOLLARS FROM THE YETEEE OMG HOW UNEXPECTED YAYYYYYY
>"Hey gamers yetee here. Did you want to see some fast videogames? Lol get fucked here's an overestimate glitch exhibiton neporun"

>>715095202
are they like that because of a condition or some botched surgery?

More like Donkey Bong

>>715096284
It keeps the donation goblin quiet.

I'm gonna put a bunnysuit on and watch this run.
no you can't see cause hairy and 2 thicc ( 4 /v/

this is way too high energy for me
i think i'm just going to go for a walk until the cringe game show

>>715096241
Spike hasn't said trans rights once, yet they revile him

>>715096331
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buccal_fat_pad

>not doing the KONG Temples
Boring.

Fuck, I just noticed the way Spike takes micro-breaths when he's talking. So fucking annoying.

>>715096404
See you after the run chartman

>>715095436
Rate your hydration

Is Spike on coke?

yeah im tapping out this nasty jew and his fake hype persona

>shilling spike's stream mid-run
>inside jokes
that's gonna be an F from me dawg

>Not 100%
Not a speedrun, ZZZ

If i had to choose between spikevegeta’s yapping and flyhoe’s and corvimae’s pokemon shit fest where they keep talking and none if it registers, i’ll take every fucking spikevegeta run i can get and even rewatch them, every time

>"Original Mode"
>huh I wonder what they added to this version
>they added a Modern mode that just makes the game easier and nothing else
do modern games really, REALLY?

>>715096289
>Donkey Kong Country Returns on the 3ds
More like Donkey Kong Country Returns on 3fps.

>drank 3L of pepsi max today
I can't stop pissing

>>715096541
do you know what any% means retard?

>>715096523
ding ding ding

Why is the ape rolling like Sonic

Nintendo always steals from SEGA

>>715096404
homo

>>715096595
MAXIMUM PISSING UNLOCKED GAMER, PLEASE SAY 'I AM PISSIN' FOR PEPSI' TO CONTINUE YOU GAMING

>>715096657
A cope by anyone who doesn't play games

>>715096725
im joining the 41%

>>715093943
It identifies as a woman if that's what you're asking.

>>715096561
>Gimmick! 2
>"Assisted" difficulty
>"Gimmick!" difficulty

>>715096610
Why is nubby so low?

>>715096610
>that one F on Rose and Camellia
That's mee! Remember that every time you look at that chart. That one single dot. That's me. I'll always be there. Remember that, anons.

Jesus christ this looks like a fucking wii game I thought the switch was supposed to be a good console?>

>>715096914
god youre so based i want to gargle your fat wario balls

>>715096523
I used to watch this guy when I was into Twitch streams, he's always like this. He'd randomly sing along to game music with words about sex

>>715096960
excellent japanese coding

>>715096241
He's also actually good at the games

>>715096913
it's a shitty flash game

>>715096960
name five video games without a gun or a ball that you have played in the last decade

???

>>715096914
damn your post time and number both end in 14.... can i remember that instead....

>Wasting time
Not a speedrun

>>715096914
Based Warioposter

>>715096780
>waaah, they dont speedrun it like how i want them too!! Why wont they collect everything!! My autistic OCD is FLARING! Pls Collect it all PLS

If Spike wasn't staff, he'd be the kind of runner GDQ would ban

>>715096960
nintendo is based for making sure my ancient PC can emulate their games

>>715096960
you haven't seen the photorealistic DK dk cutscene yet. Really shows of the strength of the Kong family jewels

>>715097071
Jackie Chan

>>715096914
>deletes you from the chart
what now, faggot?

>>715097126
it should only be called eye contact when the eyeballs are touching another

Yo, check this 5

Who else here is a huge diddy fan?

>>715097163
Goes for a lot of them, proto sucking face that one time awkwardly almost forcing the other one into it, Limy in general being insufferable, everyone of the staff runners are like that just about and it really just is what it is. Theater kid autism in their natural habitat uninhibited.

>>715097071
solitaire

>>715093182 (OP)
>screaming=funny
this run is pretty good though

>>715095483
>>715095436
D.

Would be lower but I appreciate arnie-posting.

>>715096404
I want to see...

this commentary fucking SUCKS
>listen to me tell you exactly what you're seeing on the screen
yea ok bro, why don't you also tell me that spike is pressing right too

>>715097227
you now have an incomplete chart

>>715097406
THESE WAVES WILL INSTA KILL YOU
EVEN IF YOU TAKE DAMAGE
THEY WILL KILL YOU INSTANTLY

>>715097346
>that image
whoa, had fucking flashbacks just now. who is this artist?

>>715097438
he actually did it>>715097227

>>715096241
i can only stand him when hes playing games, probably because unlike every single staffer that has runs he actually seems to enjoy playing the games he presents

what causes someone to be this loud

>>715097438
Lol

great game but couch is mid

>>715097438
>didn't change the vote count

>>715097438
>>715096914

>>715097438
Zased

>>715097438
I just feel empty

>>715096241
he's loud, obnoxious and unfunny

>>715097545
American

>>715097438
fucking lole

>>715097071
Call of D-FUCK. GT-FUCK. Kill yourself tranny.

>>715096914
>>715097438

>>715093182 (OP)
Why does Nintendo hate her so much?

>>715095750
I don't think jaidlyn or this whore have had runs, just been a bother on the couch.

did NicholeGoodnight get banned for having an OF?

>>715097438
Biden moment

>Donkey Kong Returns 1 & 2 will be the last mainline games to feature the cool DK design

I seriously cannot get hyped for the upcoming DK game just because of DK's new design

>>715097438
>

>>715097438
Cheers!

added sound to this dono to maximize the pain

>purposely dodged the N
what did he mean by that?

>>715097438
ehehehe

>>715097516
oyatsu_(mk2) on gelbooru, posts on pixiv
mostly makes feet focused art now

>>715097438
Literally 1984

>>715097739
you did it, but man, I aint clicking it

>>715097438
DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN TRAMPLED

I REFUSE to look at the chart from now on I cannot go along with this revisionism

>>715097438
STOP THE COUNT

>First time watching live this year
>it's a spikevageeta run
>turn off stream

>>715097845
the mp3 is 55 seconds long, it just keeps going

>>715097438
Beautiful

>>715097905
its not even chartecker though, he wouldn't genned a new chart

>Can't say that, that would be negative
For just a fraction of a second I thought that might have been a dig at the event but then I remembered it was Spike.

>>715097438
>No!

>>715097813
thank you! i remember seeing this posted years and years ago. very cute.

I think I'm over GDQ. It's been dwindling for years but it's gotten past the breaking point. The announcers are awful, the runs are boring, no fun runners go anymore. I'd rather just watch the normal streamers I watch

>>715097438
Art often imitates real life

>>715097739
>the mp3 even loops
evil

>>715098034
WE GOT POK-KAY-MAAAAAHN.

>>715097905
its not even chartecker though, he wouldvested genned a new chart

>>715097697
The fact it's not a side scroller instantly killed all my interest in it.

>>715097438
deserved for bragging about it

>>715097697
I think the design looks fine in Bananza. It's only weird in Mario Kart to me

>>715093182 (OP)
Didn't they just do this exact run at ESA?

is fear a shape?

>>715097975
>>715098143
How do you fuck up and try to fix it and somehow fuck up even harder?

>>715098243
he made an hd remake

>>715097438
I hope chartanon uses this one from now on

>>715093182 (OP)
Damnit, I thought this was a real Panel de Pon thread just from the OP image.

>>715098295
eheheheh

>>715093753
Someone consciously chose to take that picture, of that very revealing pose, with a real camera. That's not a crop of the stream.
Every thirsty fag including me was lusting after him just from his on-stream look but now on that picture his face looks like Paul Dino, damn.

>>715097438
....you're terminated, fucker.

>>715095985
1 is very good
2 is best
3 is shit
returns is very good
freeze is even better

>>715097401
You get this much

>>715093753
>/v/ fell for it
oh no no no

>>715098491
Stop biting your nails.

>>715097697
with any luck it becomes one of those games you literally cannot talk about here, like a hat in time, etc.
already tired of seeing the threads of the new design

>>715098391
ultra HD cameras were a mistake

>>715098491
nasty ass nails just groom like a normal person

>>715093753
is that a silk dress

>>715098573
No
>>715098631
No

>>715098491
>he bought an x series mobo

>Muh DK timeline
Really fags care about this shit?

>>715093753
c'mon bro, I just fapped...

I thought of a way to make GDQ even better. They should do a collaboration with MrBeast. It would surely blow the bank because they both share the same type of brainwashed audience.

OHHH BANANA

muted

Ez $5

>oh banana
that's racism

>>715098491
Here I got some of that Dove mens soap for ya
Get some of that mens soap on your body
Because you smell like shit too.. and you're a MAN

>>715098720
its just fun to talk about no need to be a stick in the mud

OOOOORB BANANA

How is this event doing (views/donations) compared to previous years?

>>715098763
i cum and shart every time xD

No way people actually enjoy this fake fun.

Oh banana haha!!!

>>715098837
lower views, decent donos from what ive heard

Another GDQ and another instance of twitch retards running a joke to the absolute ground

>>715097684
The three in your image have all had runs in GDQ and/or Frame Fatales

anyone have the screencap of spiked vegeta saying if you enjoy this speedrun you don't enjoy speedruns

>>715098837
viewers through the floor
donations through the roof

>>715097438
How do you read these images

>>715098814
let the dude wear his fetish shit in his own private home

>>715098837
Worse at both.
Unless you don't know how inflation works then it's only doing worse at viewers and getting "more worthless dollars than ever"

>>715098837
>how will moneylaundering event launder
dono avalanche on last day as usual

Man this guy is annoying

>>715098737
Bring back Kris Tyson to host it too!

wow, very funny story spike

Chances of this being a troon hon?

>>715098837
Lowest viewcount ever
Highest amount of donations ever

People are just very generous this year

im gonna mute this and listen to some Beethoven while i watch the run

>>715099028
cant believe i used to think spikevegeta was chill

>>715096610
What's the site with the ratings data?

As a first time viewer of this event, how the fuck did this runner get his run submitted?
He's not funny, he's passable at the game, and it's just frustrating to watch
Do they not have any kind of QA?

inflation doesnt just happen to money it happens to people too
i swear the audience used to be less fat

>>715099028
back when spike laughed after werster dropped the HARD R LIVE ON STREAM

>>715099021
>metroid
99%

>>715098942
The money goes directly to MSF, who then pay GDQ a flat fee next year based a past performance.

>>715098814
Thanks bro appreciate it I know I am :3

>>715098837
You tell me.

>>715099021
It's oats Metroid race so zero

>>715099123
the prices are up, but the goyim must slop

Worst views ever, 4th best donos

>>715098837
50k viewers which seems kinda average for evening mid-week. Donos at $892k, which again seems about on-par. Donos obviously shoot through the roof on the final 2 days with random anonymous + YETEE donos.

>>715099115
https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings
chartecker doesnt update them until the end of the thread but if you ask him he could probably upload them

SpikeVegate parties with Diddy???

>>715099119
nepotism~

>>715099021
>He/Him pronouns on twitter
It's just a dude

>>715099021
1000%

Spike's a charismatic guy. Becoming a wokescold hasn't ruined his sociability, at least when in front of a camera

>>715099147
>o naur veepee said dey wuld donate if I said fucking niggers so here I go. FUCKING NIGGERS

>>715099225
inflation adjusted?

>>715099119
He's staff.

This is like when you’re new to a class and the teacher sits you with a group of friends thinking you’ll slip right in, and they’re not excluding you purposefully, but the in-jokes are flying too thick and fast.

>>715099294
He'd be a weirdo among normalfags.

>>715099325
>inflation adjusted?
No, those are not inflation adjusted

>>715099147
Trihex laughed too.
>>715099093
He used to be. He sold out. GDQ probably pays him very well. Behind closed doors he may still be chill for all we know.

>>715099039
Adjust for inflation, then the donations don't look so hot.

>>715099325
Nah I don't think so. Just straight dollars for dollars

https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/

>>715099372
Theater kids are normalfag-adjacent.

>>715099294
shame it's wasted on neutered GDQ jewing

>>715099119
>As a first time viewer of this event,
why are you lying?

>>715098837
Well, despite viewership hitting record lows, donations are somehow record high!
I think that is perfectly normal and good, so I won't think much about it. I don't think you should either.

>tfw missed ESA
How was it?

>>715099123
it's hard to keep the weight off when you take estrogen chud

>oh ban
Just stop

>>715099386
>>715099462
so probably middle of the pack if not below average if adjusted

>Check the schedule
>There's the mandatory SMW Kaizo hack and Super Metroid
Every GDQ

ok this "oh banana" is now annoying me as much as "trans rights"

>>715099512
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation

>>715099350
Grim

>>715099245
>>715099341
So let me get this straight (again, first time watcher, saw the /v/ spam and got interested)

These people put on an event
They give themselves the spotlight
They gain Twitch followers, subs, donations, etc.
And the audience is ok with this?

I guess since all the money they get goes to charity, that makes it a little bit better

I wish the absolute worst for these donators spamming oh banana

>>715085251
>>715085251
>>715085251
MIGRATE

>>715099557
OH TRANANA

Catchphrases truly are the pinnacle of comedy

1K ANON DONATION

LET'S GO

>>715099557
>trans rights
More like "no banana", amirite?

>lemme cut you off to say
ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR ANONYMOUS NO COMMENT
ok who gives a shit there's no name or comment man

>>715099642
based!

>>715099642
>migrate to a locked thread
Lol what a faggot

easy on the cocaine

>$1000 anonymous no comment dono

They are starting this early?

I have a dopamine high in a big crowd and I must scream

>BANANAS IN MY ANANAS
that not even makes sense

>>715099609
>all the money they get goes to charity
lmao
lol
rolf

>>715099372
Normalfags accept some eccentricity. It depends on how good he is at talking about things besides videogames, which you'd have to know him personally to really gauge since all his streamer and GDQ shit is purely videogames which is definitely a blessing

>>715099592
>ctrl+f
>dobson
>1 result

>>715098491
I don't see the problem here

Huh. When was the last time Spike actually ran something at GDQ? Besides his mouth.

>>715099557
OOOOORBBBB

ORB!

>>715099325
Yeti sent a donation last run saying that they have sent 3.25m in total.
Donation pool is minimum 80% sponsors.

>>715099806
>ywn snort a line off-of KFFC's flat surface ass then go kill it on stage

spike is doing the theater kid version of "average girl with fat friends to look better" by putting these idiots on the couch next to him

>>715099825
Ananas is what most of the world calls Pineapples.

>>715099816
>starting

How's the run? I can't stand Spikevegeta

>>715099861
dobson is gone anon
he will be forgotten in time

>>715099816
They always time these donations with the GDQ staff runs
Must be a coincidence

Remember when GDQ was actually about speedruns?

>>715099225
Trans getting word out across the globe, rich trans noticing this needs to survive.

>>715099876
Pretty sure he runs donkey kong every event.

>>715099861
>it's real

>>715099982
bad enough it's clear it's a nepo-run

>>715099951
Spike is based though, he would stand out even in a room full of normalfags

ARACHNOPHOBES OUT!

>>715099994
More obvious than when dsp gets last minute big superchats

Imagine being """scared""" of spiders.

NOT THE HECKIN SPIDERINOS

I find it endearing that Spike holds the controller up to his chest like a retarded child would.

>>715099609
Staff runs suck but they're a very small part of the event in any case. The average viewer doesn't care, the event is not that serious, people watch it to be entertained and have a good time for a bit, not to see high quality speedruns.

>>715099147
Is saying retard that offensive to americans nowadays? Holy shit

Bro activated irl arachnophobia mode

when is it that people on the internet started interpreting an innate aversion as a phobia?

Spiders are a man's truest friend. Get this arachnaphobic ass banned for hate speech

>weeeeee! yaaaaay!
Feels like I'm watching a show at the autism convention
Oh wait

>>715100230
>if you're scared of spiders, go to the accessibility menu
>it has a giant spider on it
kek

>>715100230
I was expecting a spider jumpscare at any time built within the menu

>>715093182 (OP)
>>715093427
>>715094451

She would be the face of Nintendo Puzzle games if Nintendo were based enough, like Sega with Arle and Puyo Puyo

>>715100287
same day they called hating fags a homo phobia

I fucking hate the whole pretending to not know something humor thats so popular at gdq

>>715100220
I am and wasps too but only irl, I don't get how the fuck people get scared of them in video games

>>715100287
about the same time people self diagnose themselves as add, adhd, autism, etc. when the real thing is much worse than what they are experiencing which is more akin to brain fog

>>715100230
why are people scared of spiders?

>openly and unapologetically political event and staff centered around MSF
>not even a single remote mention of jews, israel, zionism, gaza or palestine
>trans rights, though!
Curious!

>>715100287
phenylalanine is hydrophobic

jumping spiders are cute
CUTE

>>715100425
Yeah when they pretend that they have no idea what is happen in the run has been played out for years now.

>>715099994
It ain't Goldeneye without Goose present.

>>715100425
huh? I don't know what are you talking about
:^)

ugh

>>715100435
I hate them too IRL but I wouldn't really say that I get "scared", more like I don't want'em near me.

>>715100490
I thought jews were behind the trans rights stuff? That doesn't really fit your narrative

>>715100479
they go really fast

>>715100490
MSF isn't political, they're doctors that help everyone

>>715099556
>durr why are the mandatory things at GDQ at GDQ?

>>715100490
Us existing isn't political..

OH BANANZA

>>715100318
It's My First Day On This Leaf And I've Already Made A New Friend~! My Daily Adventures In This New Forest!

>>715100562
how come they never run goldeneye at gdq anymore?

>>715100425
You must redeem the laughs.

>>715100651
kys

>>715100287
these are the same people who think that being sexually attracted to something normal makes it a fetish. i've seen retard anons talking about how they have a breast or lingerie fetish

>>715100425
lunaaa, can I get some context?

>>715099893
This is also fucking awful

>>715100636
The kaizo hacks rarely bring anything new to the table nowadays. It's the same shit every time expect the name is now some "Dicksucker69 World"

OOOOOHHH TRANS RIGHTS

>>715100709
You like floors?

they said it

TRANS RIGHTS!

shut the FUCK UP already troons

>>715100774
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh

chooooooooooke

>>715100230
this isnt even how arachnaphobia works no nigga is scared of a pixelated spider on the screen
fucking zoomers

>>715100596
they can remain in the shadows
but if they come close to my territory they get evicted

>OOOOH TRANS RIGHTS
>(spike) Yeah.
ZZZZ run because the runner is a faggot.

>Trans people are just like monekys
Oh, okay.

OHHHH, TROON-NANA

Trans rights doesn't annoy me anymore.
I've accepted the speedrunning community.

>>715100709
It's not very fun to watch competitively because you're staring at the floor 90% of the run.

if anyone was gifted a sub, the MyAvatar emote is perfect to use when they say Trans Rights!

>>715100220
not gonna lie I get freaked out when I see big ass spiders in my house but I've never been too scared to look at them in a videogame

>>715100964
noooo

>>715100635
>MSF isn't political

The remaining schedule is cooked, it's either all run by trannies or it's a game I'm not interested in seeing.

>>715100919
no that's me
oh- banana

>>715100964
i remember the ceiling spiders

>>715100964
dude wtf you need to warn people before posting that

>>715101035
That's a normal reaction to a big ass spider.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>>715100601
>they don't attack jews
>they spread jewish nonsense
That's kind of the point.

>>715100635
>MSF isn't political
The staff of the event is (and the event itself has never shied away of being political. Considering MSF focuses on sending help to places exactly like gaza it's kinda CURIOUS that there has been literally ZERO mention of anything related to it, huh?
Previous years they never had a problem mentioning the african countries they send help to. Really CURIOUS indeed.

>>715101043
I think the US is helping Israel enough for EVERYONE anon.

>"trans rights!!!!!!!!!" dog whistle phrase is heard
>have to cheer or else get seen as a bigot and banned from gdq indefinitely
>repeat

>>715101043
first world countries really do not need borderless doctors

>>715101043
Israel is a bunch of rich white people...

>>715101170
>first world countries really do not need borderless doctors

>>715101147
>they don't attack jews
Except they openly fund everyone who opposes them

>>715101158
you dont understand the meaning of dog whistle

someone post the webm of the troon getting nigga stomped

>>715101193
>white
Dont do that.

>>715100964
kek

>>715100479
Reminder that this faggot groomed minors in steam friend threads.

>>715101220
well?

>>715101193
>jews
>white

>>715101193
oh, now you've done it

>someone wrote us a poem
you can shut up now

>>715100964
>sgdq 2013 starts
>spikes gives a shoutouts to ceiling spiders

Did this guy just call Abba A B B A?

>>715101170
>>715101149
>>715101193
I think he's posting this because it implies Palestine is a real country territorially separate from Israel, where pro-Israel folks would say the opposite. Like the very idea of "working in Palestine" is inherently political wordchoice.

>>715101043
israel is a rich country not in need of msf

>do you remember a bbc
spike does

>>715101305
murika

>>715101193
Hold on there now!

>>715101231
Retard

>>715100616
spiders are like the least scary bugs, like i get being scared of roaches or flying ones but spiders are alright

>>715101205
kek

>>715101352
KWAB

>>715101158
That's 2020+ in a nutshell

>>715101346
What a non-fag

>>715101225
>Except they openly fund everyone who opposes them
GDQ doesn't fund anything but MSF, what are you talking about.

>>715100479
>>715100603
>>715101205
*SQUASH*

>>715101395
Some spiders can kill you so having a fear of them is justified. Roaches are just annoying vermin.

>>715101445
Anon, I'm saying that MSF funds everything that opposes Israel

Why is the runner they/them but is clearly a he/him?

>>715101350
>israel is a rich country not in need of msf

MSF is Hamas!

>>715101571
>source: AI

haven't watched in couple of days
did anything good happen?

>>715101350
remove USA funding and how rich is it lol.

>>715101606
The slap run was bretty gud.

>>715094795
Akshually, there is this thing called the "statute of limitations," which means that past a certain period of time, courts no longer have jurisdiction over a crime. this time varies based on the nature of the crime and court but it's pretty much a universal thing, at least in the Western world. Of course, for very serious crimes such as murder, this doesn't apply.

>>715101541
NVM I was reading the donation shill person pronouns and the annoying voice person is the runner who is a nepo

>>715101606
NO!

>>715101571
every muslim born or unborn needs to die

>>715101641
It bothers me that Garfield is telepathic when originally it was just his thoughts...

ngl that kiara_tv dude with the john carmack voice is kinda cute

>>715100230
I remember one game that made the spiders invisible when you enabled arachnophobia mode, instead of despawning them. So when you disabled it again, it would spawn in a fresh set of spiders in addition to the original spiders, and you could do that over and over again until the whole floor was spiders.

>>715101571
Look at the wording:
>has offices in (ie.: to receive donations legally and recruit volunteers)
vs
>is not running programs in

Am I enjoying this run?

>>715101606
Just a lot of Terrible runs

>>715101641
>.gif

>>715101571
None of those "sections" are doing anything at all. That's where they source the personnel from.
As for Israel, since when did a jew give something for free?

>>715101673
Not a nepo, but a corrupted oldfag.

Chibi won.

>>715101760
>>715101789
Nice damage control
How many of you are assigned to /v/ versus /b/ or /pol/?

>>715101571
>AI overview
retard lol

Dd the Yetee get audited or something? What the FUCK is taking their donation so long? We need our HOYP $900k

rate this run a K for spiKevegeta for me

CHOKE

>>715101819
Would have been far more convincing if it wasn't really fucking old and he's running a segment every year now.

Do you think Spike acts like this during sex?

OH LAWD-- CHICKEN

>>715101796
Oh I thought he worked at gdq since he keeps appearing at gdq

>>715101763
im also wondering if im enjoying the run too

>>715100603
still afraid?