Now: Monster Hunter Wilds
Next: Marvelโs Spider-Man 2
Later: I don't know
Stream: www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
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>>715228640
how much capcom payed for run?
I'm gonna kill myself because of this shit event
this isn't a run this is just some boring friend group playing the game
Are they going to be playing E33? I remember them talking about it earlier but looking at the schedule it's not there. Not like I really care since they ran it at ESA but I want to spend more time in the threads
I just checked twitch chat and nobody cares about the run, they are arguing about FF8 and mods had to step in and say TALK ABOUT THE HUNT.
>>715235114 (OP)You had one job anon...
Arkveld is a genderfluid trans monster representation it goes from agender to female presenting non binary such a queer monster :*DDDD
i love the monster hunter series
boy do i hate this
Here's what (You) are donating for, sister:
https://archive.ph/yh8fv
Maybe I'm out of touch but I thought speedrunning was about playing games fast I don't know what the fuck I've been seeing for the last 2 hours
>>715235114 (OP)WHAT ARE THEY HIDING BEHIND THE SCREENS IS IT NUDE ALMA MODS?!
>Monster Hunter
>not TA
I thought this was a speedrunning event.
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
>>715235161what game is this looks fun
>balatro was the last actual run
ponder
>>715235183lmao thanks for the heads up. what the fuck is this shitty chat
RATE Monster Hunter Wilds Hunt Showcase
>9:45 Zoh Shia
Is that good?
This game looks like shit. Can't believe people play this.
BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS, YOURE RUINING THE FUCKING MOOD
>this fags first game was wilds
that explains it
>>715235271holy damage control. they are floundering
>tfw there hasn't been any game of note being done quick since Bloodborne SIX FUCKING HOURS AGO
Holy fuck how did MH get pushed back 2 hours
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>four players took 10:10.6
>this random solo guy took 7:30
people donated for this?
>>715235271is there any lower life-form than the twitch chat moderator
SHUT THE FUCK UP START THE NEXT RUN
ZZZ
>>715235271>NNNNNOOOOOOO! STOP DISCUSSING THINGS!!!!!
>>715235274ZZZ
Didn't watch any of it, but it overstayed its welcome by 3 hours
>>715235305tech crew can't unplug an HDMI for 20 minutes and the live band didn't help that setup time
>2 hours of monster hunter co-op
>crying oscar speech from each runner
my eyes hurts from those images last thread
almost too blind to miggy
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>>715235274ZZZ
literally put my wife to sleep
>speed running is not about speed running
they said it
>>715235274Solo is way faster. That's an alright time, better than with randoms unless the comp is good.
>>715235274ZZZ
What a dreadful day.
>>715235161idk what it is about these graphics, but they look really pretty
>Monster Hunter time attacks are actually kino displays of pure skill
>we get this shit instead
>>715235271its actually more hilarious that their chat is so sterilized and slow that people can actually have a random conversation in a chat with 35k other people
>zoomer on the couch doesn't even know what tolkien is and doesn't even know/hasnt seen the PJ films
do you feel old yet?
>Marvels Nigger Man 2 up next
hahahahahah........
>>715235274Z
>>715235384How do I find a woman?
>>715235274ZZZ
not a speedrun
>>715235384Is your wife in the room with us?
>>715235274Z, way too fucking long
>>715235246OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast
>>715235274ZZZ
Pathetic in every way. The cope, the not speedrunning, the shitty gameplay, the pointlessness of it.
>>715235274Z
even the fucking chick running the game called it a meme podcast run
Greetings from Germany. Lets kick trans butt and support cancer rights!
god im so glad its over
next run also sucks so i can finally take a sweaty shower
Is Trivago actually worth using
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>can we get one more--
>>715235274ZZZ
Annoying "runners", easy versions of quests, unimpressive play, barely even a run.
I'm confused, did they win a lifetime achievement award at the end or something
FUCKING TRANS RIGHTS!!! TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!
is this the black spiderman or the normal spiderman?
>>715235614they were celebrating the paycheck from capcom going through
Mystery Dungeon dono rewards they really know their audience is full of furries huh
>two niggers on the chairs
>>715235571WHAT A HOTEL
*smiles incessantly with an overbite*
vtuber (male void female avatar) btw
>>715235657this is nu spider man
which sucks extra cock because the SM2 run for the original game is fucking awesome and only like 2 hours. Perfect late night run
imagine
it's 2014 or whatever, you're watching AdamAK blaze thru GTA VC or some shit and making the whole audience roar with laughter, and then all of a sudden dono reader's going "TRANS RIGHTS!!" and nobody even knows what the fuck those words mean because they are so far removed from the average gdq runner/viewer's lexicon and everyone just ignores it and keeps going with the run
>>715235271What do they care about when it comes to chat? They purge all chat history anyways. The irony of "NO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON TOPIC!" while they also nuke chat and nothing you say matters and it's not recorded at all.
But also they are right to not care. This is just a lets play and it's boring.
The amount of controlling behavior is why I unironically don't believe in leftist policies. They can't even run a chat room without becoming an oppressive mess of doing literally only what they want at all times or get jailed.
>Playing to an empty room
Sometimes I feel bad for the late-night runners, but maybe it's less pressure if they fuck up. It seems like a shit timeslot to land.
>>715232950Yeah, I don't see milkers from this though I do see something.
>>715235657Both. But Peter retires at the end and tells Miles "You the best version of me, home boy. I'll let you fuck my Wife one day, just bring a chair in advance!"
>>715235274Last one was higher but this one is a ZZZ for me captain
Oh, I'll pet a cat alright...the one in your pants
>just woke up
>it's Sunday
>saw just the end of Monster Hunter
>now there's a bunch of different stuff coming up
>about to eat breakfast and farm some FGO
Happy weekend bros, how are we feeling about the fact we're approaching the last 24 hours or so
>1:20h of the best Spider-Man
Kino incoming.
>zero people, well, now two, in the crowd
>it's the night before the final
>>715235693The way he says it with his germoid accent annoys the fuck outta me. Enunciate retard
>>715235274Zzz i wanted a speedrun of the story
>>715235778>>it's SundayUhh, it isn't.
>farm some FGO>tfw only 300 more dusts to go
>>715235271>>715235454They should just let people have short off-topic discussions as long as they don't start fighting each other. Happens all the time in stream chats Overmoderating already slow chat is just going to kill it for good.
My personal favorite the gambling guy lolcow who got banned anyone in chat for critisizing him, then anyone in chat who praised him, then finally he got angry that nobody was talking in chat anymore.
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That's right, you better MASK UP, CHUDS!
I've never seen so many people collectively have such shit immune systems. Maybe they're just afraid with so many people being there that they'll get sick easier
>>715235701well that's a guaranteed SSS from the thread
>>715235830Holy shit I didn't see that lone guy in the back. God, they look like gravestones. Grim.
is spiderman coop? or a race?
>ASUKA424!!!
She should show her dentures.
>>715235729I can' find the actual pic I used for that one but it was from Juri's. a close up of huge breast with the face cropped out of frame but her neck is visible.
You guys wanna talk about spider man?
I don't even hate modern miles. He was turbo shit when they introduced him but this 2 Spidman thing they are doing is kinda cool. I just wish they didn't itch call themselves Spider-Man like it's a professional title. Miles should have been called Arachnakid or even just fucking Spidey to differentiate them. It's so obnoxiously shit.
>>715235830can we make it to sub 30k viewers hoooooyp
>>715235830>if only you knew how bad things really were
>begging for donos to say where they are from
why do normies fall for this shit
>i haven't heard any greeting from germany
yeah...why is that?
>>715235847>haven't been greeted from germanyLOL
>>715235902Miles was horrible in the comics, his characterization makes him seem like an entitled asshole. He's mediocre in the games, and he's good in Spiderverse.
>>715235847People always get sick in conventions for the same reason why kindergartens are always sick and cadets always get sick after first few weeks in the army. You have a tight space packed full of people coming from all over the country, its a full cocktail mixture invasion of germs all at once.
Masks are overkill but its a good idea to have hand sanitizer with you if you handshake people in some big indoor festival or meeting.
>>715235837It's Saturday, I'm stupid.
I'm actually after Ether Convergers, need them for Durga
>>715235721you realize they're given event-specific guidelines to enforce on chat while working with a charity, right? staff (probably) said "we want all of chat to be positive talk about the games being run and the charity"
probably the same reason they "don't allow swearing" during these events
frankly I'm shocked those ones bothered to publicly warn chat and tell them what they were doing wrong; most of the time mods just purge with no explanation
>1.5m on the last day.
they are fucked arnt they didnt they have almost 3mil at this time last year
>>715235864it says boss relay, not sure what that means exactly. Maybe they swap off on bosses the other is better at or swap off on fail
Chud rights > Tranny rights
>>715235962I'm not sure if they've ever made 3mil, have they?
Iโve barely watched any of this GDQ. I think the fatigue has finally set in.
>>715235864>>715235965the two black guys on screen are gonna be passing their batons around all run if you know what I mean
>>715235778I haven't played fgo in a while but I love kama.
>>715235965ok that's bearable
>it's 2AM and they all look the same to me
uhhhhh based?
>>715235843that's the entertaining part, chat WAS fighting lol two of them were sniping at each other, and they should've let them continue
yo good morning bros
i dipped yesterday before sonic heroes
did i miss any cringe kino? or anything at all? where's the chart
>>715235940>He's mediocre in the games, and he's good in Spiderverse.yeah pretty much. the more they copy his characterization from the movies the better he is. everything "unique" they try in the insomniac games falls so flat
>>715235962Surprisingly we are on track with last year
>>715235945If the chat has to be just mindless praise, might as well just use bots for that.
>>715236057you missed the epic concert
>with every donation, we'll cure 4 impoverished people of malaria!
>and if you don't donate... we'll infect 4 people with it
>>715236028You should read Ordeal Call 1 if you haven't, it released recently on NA/Global, she has some amazing moments there
This time its YOU who will be running, Spider-man!!!
getting triggered by trans people does make you edgy. it makes a square weeny who canonically does not fuck.
>>715235960100% bullshit.
The only guidelines are the ones GDQ set forth.
This is just a bunch of controlling losers who think if they control the chat and perception the way they need to it will get them for donations (read: money for them).
They aren't a non-profit. They don't have to follow any rules. Any left over scraps are just given to a charity.
Do you think so many members of the GDQ community focus on masks is because it hides their features?
>>715236069with these repeating 50k and 30k donations from amd and yetee we'll make it to #1 yet!
>>715236057I think this is the latest chart
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1752287879820731.png
after bloodborne it's all been shit
>>715235619The trans right to commit suicide, fuck yeah
Uh... Trannies, are we done with Monster Hunter all noite shoite?
>>715235506I got woken up to tell you no
>>715236107AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRIDGE-SAMA!
>>715236156godless nights
thanks anon
>>715236104I play on the JP servers and the last time I read or cared about the story was LB6.
Anyone have a viewer count over time graphic for this event? is it finally on its way out?
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you werent lying this run is fucking gold. runner is cultured and couch either has something to add or something funny to say.
>>715235882Julie... is so hot, man. I don't see anything myself though damn.
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After having only slept 3 and 5 hours the last 2 nights i thought i was gonna get an isanely vitalizing sleep tonight but i only slept for 6 hours again.
So here i am feeling drained, its raining outside and i got no snacks.
And on top of that there is fucking spiderman now.
This has probably been my least favorite GDQ yet. I remember the last one having way more bright spots in it. This time it seems like even if a decent run is happening, the host does their best to ruin things. And then to top it all off, these threads have the most faggot tranny jannies banning people for stupid reasons.
>>715236069How the hell are they making more money with half the viewers???
>>715236227what did pepe do
Still the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhczLwJ3IY
Benefiting Doctors Without Borders Who Ship Thousands of Child Raping Niggers Into Europe With Their Nigger Shipping Fleet
>>715236057You missed some good runs of Metroid Zero Mission and Bloodborne, some boring races, and the worst concert I've ever seen.
sick bro here
it's getting worse
Put the AC on at the typical temperature and I'm heating up
No appetite
But I'm going to play some street fighter alpha 3 while I wait
>>715236253Do you get any exercise? I slept from 10-4:30 the night before last, and then last night I slept loike a rock.
>>715236218sorry bud, she's taken
>>715236313Women are retarded and think it's an alt-right extremist symbol.
So the retarded show runners banned it. Like it matters since you aren't allowed to chat anyways.
>1h 20m Mario Kart World run is one of the last ones>it's just the Knockout ToursThat sounds a bit underwhelming for one of the last runs
>>715236196Fair enough. Maybe look up a few of her scenes though. Peak Kama moments.
>>715236310Very very generous this year anon...
>>715236319ive watched this run at least 10 times
i played through 100% of gx recently too
>>715236227>apu is allowedbased. 4chan won redditfrog lost
>>715236270next year is going to be even worse
looking forward to it
>>715236253why do cats always act like they just shit out their last brain cell after they take a dump?
>>715236382based bioware birb
>>715236270the hosts have been really bad and seem to think they are the same level of focus as the runs
>all this fucking stalling
bruh
In the time this has taken to start I have compiled shaders for monster hunter
furry fucking singalong for 60k What in the actual fuck!
>>715236325I laughed at "Wolfenstein II: Punch A Fucking Nazi Chud..."
>>715236354did this go well? I've always thought that proposing in front of a crowd is kind of a dick move
>>715235949The only one I've been saving for is Summer Castoria. Thankfully the monthly ticket is phoenix feathers so that covers that. I'm back to farming dusts since the Illyafest didn't provide enough of it for me. I hate my tendency to want to at least 9/9/9 all my 3*'s and below.
>>715236104>Ordeal Call 1I didn't like it. The only thing that was memorable was that she was having an autistic meltdown and almost destroying the entire world with her autistic stomping.
>>715236196I didn't like LB6 either. In retrospect, I hated all of the LB's. I haven't enjoyed the game since Solomon and farming Barbatos. I just hate not leaving things not completed.
>run so boring the thread is talking about brownoid casinoslop trash
>>715236132>outing your lack of business world knowledge this hardThey absolutely have rules the channel follows when working with "charities" and the family friendly chat one is definitely one of them. I'd know, because unlike both of you, I've actually volunteered at one of these events before. From what I heard, same reason they couldn't say "Nazi" at all during the Wolfenstein run.
>>715235960Can confirm, most mods don't bother giving warnings or explanations. Most of them don't think that far ahead. Also yes, they don't allow nay-saying towards the charity or towards the runners. They also don't allow anyone to comment in negative/horny ways towards runners or hosts.
>>715236438at least somebody did
>>715236253That cat is in desperate need for forehead pats.
>>715235902>Miles should have been called Arachnakid or even just fucking Spidey to differentiate them.Ultimate Spider-man?
>2 hours until tbcr
I'm not gonna make it
>>715236325damn
feel bad for the concert guys
THIS IS THE GAYEST POSSIBLE SHIT THEY COULD HAVE DONE
>>715236325>1 girl>15 trannies
>>715236608It's Spiderman, what did you expect?
>>71523660835 year old woman and her polycule of compsci majors
>>715236556>business rulesMy man they are the fucking business, there is no fucking rules outside the ones they made and the ones twitch makes.
Twitch lets hassan stream. They aren't the ones who are telling them chat can only talk about the stream, nor are they being forced to do toxic positivity shit.
You're just making shit up.
>1 hour of this crap
Kill me
why is he flying
and why does he have white venom suit what is this
Please don't tell me this is going to be 1.5 hours of just spiderman somersaulting in the air. PLEASE.
>>715236325hey 'eck bro
just wanted to say you're hot, and knowing you make fun of trannies makes you even hotter
why is spiderman dressed like a persona character?
>>715236697really makes you FEEL like you're watching spiderman
I played the first Marvel Spider-Man game and quit after Miles' dad died. I really didn't care, the combat was neat but nothing special and I hated the presentation of things. the game used the word "content" a lot and I don't know man, it pissed me off. Puzzles had "Skip this content" like bitch that's a randomly generated leap frog puzzle that's not content. And I saw beating the game says "Thank you so much for playing our game! The adventure continues with side quests and downloadable content" I just hate shit like that man stop making me feel like I'm playing a product and not an experience.
>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
>>715236349No exercise
>>715236567So am i but good sleep instead.
How have I never heard Asuka424 the last 6 days? She seems to be the only female host who doesn't want to be an annoying cunt
>>715236325This has been the worst GDQ of all time.
If the overall rating of the marathon compared to other marathons is not bottom last, the 'ecker should address retards rate-inflating mediocre runs just because they were slightly less horrible than the utter garbage.
>Spiderman flies around taking pictures of children
what did sony mean by this
why is spiderman flying instead of web swinging?
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>715236702demon names are very popular among trannies
half of them named themselves lilith
>got so fast he radical larry'd into a building
>>715236829it hasn't been good in a decade, they banned fun long ago, now it's just awkward laughter in between everything to lighten everything in case somebody says something a tranny can construe as offensive to them
I forgot Black Cat was Marvel and not DC.
>>715236608How long is her dick?
>>715236825she does the graveyard shift so she's pretty low energy
>>715236924Of course you had to ruin a post I was going to agree with with transphobia.
You cannot defeat THE WALL
havent played this game but the map looks pretty impressive, but i guess thats the selling point
>>715236825Might be the only host period. That they/them furry makes my blood boil with how obnoxious it is
>>715236667Keep outing yourself brother, and deny all you want; I'm telling you exactly what was on the NDA volunteer sheet from the event I worked. They even have two sets of rules split between the twitch chat and their discord. Everything I've shared can easily be verified by signing up. But you won't, besides, we know you love a good conspiracy theory more than the stupidly simple truth. Don't let this keep you awake at night.
>>715236924I agree that it hasn't been good in a while.
I still think that this one has been the worst by far.
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>>715236325whats Sayonara, Maria World 2?
>>715236931WOULDWOULDWOULD
>>715236925you're probably thinking of Catwomen
>>715236968The one cool thing you can do in this game and he fucked it up
>>715237008troon smw romhack
>>715236968It's kind of funny how much speedrun tech relies on photo mode
Is it just me or does the guy who's commentating sound pretty much like the dude from Seinfeld who collects TV guides and was obsessed with Elaine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe2DChd4dMY
>>715237036It was a national tragedy.
>>715236931that's like a live laugh love version of this shirt
>>715236984Bro they aren't working with a charity. They just pocket all the money they want and give MSF the scraps lol.
What makes you think this is a non-profit or fundraising event?
>>715236825the host before this was even better imo. klinkit i think. she actually let silence happen and didnt read strictly cringe donos when she did read them
The couple of hardboiled eggs with some hot sauce in a tortilla was good. Great late night/early morning snacky.
>>715237108How do I unsubscribe from this blog
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>>715237073And it was INSTIGATED by that WEB-SLINGING MENACE.
spider man says trans rights
>>715237126>Muh blog The run is boring, but you don't have to reply, faggot. I'm just talking because everyone is bored.
>>715237108Give me some snacks I can't get up
>>715237149Transpeople live in your heads rent free, my god.
>>715237149does he really?
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
>>715237126Yeah let's just talk about Marvel's Spider-Man 2 for the PS5 instead LMAO
>>715237142Why didn't the Avengers stop 9/11?
>>715237108>eggs in a tortillawhat the fuck kind of country you grew up in that does this
what's the point of all these chairs when there's only like 10 people in there
>>715237108got no milk for cereal so I might boil a few eggies myself
>>715237189>Yes lets just be on topic ?? Dude, this is a speedrun thread
>>715237163You don't like hot sauce on hard boiled eggs? You gotta try it sometime. Hard boiled eggs in general are great.
>>715237197I'm in the US and it's my own concoction. You just wrap it around the egg and eat it. It's not a big deal. It's also a HARD-BOILED egg.
>>715237195Because if jet fuel can melt steel beams, they would've melted Iron Man!
>>715237219sometimes there's like 13 or 14 people
>>715235302And how was that run? I missed it.
The cutscene you get with the PSX style lady after collecting all spider bots is strange. I didn't get it
>>715237236First time in a GDQ thread, newfag?
>MANjaw watson pfp is a fucking pepe smirk
>>715237293Not a newfag bud, been here since 2020
>>715236802>posted it again award
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Why won't they let Spider-Man be cool again
>SHIT
BANNED HE SAID NO NO BAD WORD
>>715237292Isnt it an Into the Spiderverse teaser?
>>715237108I'm so sick of eggs that I've switched entirely to canned fish for a good protein snack. Baltic smoked sprats are fucking god tier, and I highly recommend them to anyone who even remotely likes fish. I like to heat them up on the pan a tiny bit and them squeeze a little lemon or lime juice on them.
>>715237238sounds pretty nasty man, just put some spicy chicken in there if you want to keep it "healthy"
>>715237238I do like hot sauce on boiled eggs, throwing hard boiled eggs in a tortilla sounds unholy though
>>715237357Enjoy your mercury poisoning brah
>>715237319You clearly don't know how GDQ threads operate, so that's on you. It's 90% shitposting, and rarely is it on topic. If you don't like it being off topic, well that's on you.
>>715237353I guess but who the fuck is that lady and why is she PSX graphics?
>>715237357for me, its deenz
>>715237327One More Day kinda made a lot of key Spider-Man tropes Taboo and it extended into other mediums as well.
>>715236930>posting meme from a pedophilelel
>>715237402Mercury poisoning is really only an issue for fish like tuna who are high on the food chain and accumulate mercury from all the smaller fish they eat. Fish like anchovies and sprats are low on the food chain and not really on the risk for mercury unless you eat an unholy amount of them.
I missed the The Megas concert and the Bloodborne run, how were they?
>>715237357I'm too much of a sissy to eat canned fish, it feels gross/poverty stricken, like something you'd feed alley cats. Yeah I'm aware of the KING OSCAR meme, but I'm not a fan of sardines in general. I'll eat fish, like if it's fried and from a restaurant. I do like tuna though, especially on some crackers. Delicious. I just get Starkist in water, but I only do that to cut back on calories.
>spiderman
um, isnt that offensive? shouldnt it be spider-male-bodytype?
>>715237357>heating canned spratsOdd. I'll try it at least once.
>>715237372>Just have a chicken wrapI mean..yeah I like chicken wraps but hard-boiled eggs are simple to make, and I don't have to mess with cooking chicken.
>>715237493the saddest part of this image is that I can't tell whether the troon flag is shopped or not
Reminder they keep giving Miles more powers to try and make him cool. He can now make a sword out of electricity and can see through walls and turn invisible and black panther gave him the power up herb
Wow GDQ looking pretty grim.
Also how come they haven't switched to a trans charity yet at this point.
>>715237383You do realize a lot of breakfast burritos are just eggs and sausage rolled up in a tortilla, right? I get what you're saying, but if I was to slice it up and make it into like a burrito type thing then it wouldn't really be that big of a deal. The eggs in burritos are usually scrambled as well.
>>715237484I ate one can of sardines and got sick as fuck. Have no clue what happened but that sucks. They were pretty good too
>Trans rights are human rights
>*murmurs* no
did you guys hear that
>Couch hasnt talked about the game in 15 minutes
why did they approve this run again
>>715237587Nobody wants to support trans directly, the trans are a parasite on a popular host that suck all the life from it.
TRANS RIGHTS LET'S GOOO /v/ YEAHHHH
>joshimuz is on
>dunkorslam is on
>SGDQ is for faggots
im comfier than everyone here, also ZFG is streaming tomorrow.
I didn't see no backflip, the dono guy got scammed
>>715237630>Trans rights are human rightsWhat does that even mean?
>>715237587Because they know they'd hit an all time low for donations if they did.
>>715237564damn that is pretty cool
wow so he missed one then had to travel (not that fast) most of the entire map to get to where is was, then wasn't sure exacty where it was supposed to be when not on the route. Great run
>>715237357tuna flakes + lettuce + greek salad dressing + white bread chunks is my go to snack when i dont feel like eating like a fatslob
>>715237587Trans charities don't give them a good kickback like PCF and MSF does.
>>715237490>I'm too much of a sissy to eat canned fish, it feels gross/poverty stricken, like something you'd feed alley cats.What. Canned tuna and other canned goods are great if you're hunting or otherwise tenting in the wilderness. Same thing in the army whenever theres field training.
>>715237638yeah geuss you are right
It's crazy how much damage lgbt shit has done to the left.
They are in reality the biggest supporters for MAGAtards and rightwingers of other countries
>>715237357HOW DO I GET INTO THIS WITHOUT BEING GROSSED OUT. I KNOW ITS THE SECRET STRAT.
>>715237676It's not so much of a kickback as it is GDQ is a company they're paying to make money for them.
>PLEASE CLAP FOR THAT
Kek, she got visible offended that nobody clapped for that.
How do you guys eat tuna and sardines and shit when they smell so goddamn bad?
>>715237591the breakfast burritos at McDonald's are the lowest effort I've ever seen, but still taste delicious
>>715237721pretend you are a cat
>>715237587because trannies donating to themselves wouldn't look as good
this way, they can claim they are good selfless people who prioritize others despite being equally oppressed and lacking rights (in their mind)
>>715237734send them to me
>>715237679Anon, I'm a 32 year old weeb introvert who likes to be inside. I don't hunt, camp, or care about the military.
I do agree with what you said in general though, but it doesn't pertain to my lifestyle.
>>715237764*pisses on your bed*
>>715237734based fellow Sardines enjoyer
I'm having some for breakfast right this moment
>>715237721You just have to get accustomed to eating fish. I have friends who are also grossed out by canned fish, but smoked sprats have such a smoky flavor to them that even they grew to like it once they tried a little. Anchovies and sardines are too much for them, which is a shame.
>it is now time for us to transition
>>715237754Amen, I get them because they feel like the "cheapest" option so you can get like four of them and not spend a ton of money, and they go great with some salsa/hot sauce. They are low effort, but still really taste.
>>715237749They smell fine. Try smelling pic related. Swedes, the trannies and faggots that they are decided that fermented fish is good eating.
I bet Satanherself is a massive bitch in real life
Who in here said this was a chill Host? Kek
>>715237657Trannies look like such disgusting monstrosities that they need to remind us they're human
>>715237781Pretend you're in an episode of School Live and eat a can of tuna
>>715237841they cost like $4/each now. I miss when you could get 2 for a dollar
>>715237808https://files.catbox.moe/ub896r.webm
Greetings, I am Japan
Quite frankly, I want to become a speed run
Which one should I choose?
>>715237749Conditioning since childhood. I legit think a grilled mackerel smells as good as a nice steak, even though some people thinks it smells way too fishy.
>>715237749Sardines and Tuna don't really smell
>>715237895Salaryman%
No clip through a balcony and get the suicide ending in your 40s
>>715237779>>715237798Been eating Deenz every day at work for a month, and the boys are still little babbies about it. Right now, it's the deenz in mustard, but I just eat em straight.
>>715237895super mario bros 2 JP
>>715237108Poverty NEETslop, do better
>>715237868Fair enough, I also forget they are humans sometimes.
>>715237895ใณใใณใใผใปใญใผใณ
Probably the absolute lowest in average viewership, but still doing well on donations.
>using mission replay to skip to the bosses
wow this category is cringe
>>715237954My favourite is sardines in olive oil with just a slice or two of fresh bread
>>715238003How much of that is event itself putting money in there so it doesn't look as sad as embarrassing as it really is.
please stop calling them sand people
>>715237895don't become a speedrun
it will make you also become a tranny
>>715238003weird how that works
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This is who you're arguing with on Reddit when they try to act superior to you.
done with this """""""""run"""""""""
gonna go watch bloodborne
>>715237895nice larp bitch real nips all use deepL when they commune in english
>>715237983And what would his highness recommend? A gourmet snack that takes 20 minutes to cook?
>>715238058>arguing on Reddit
wow miles is so much cooler than peter!!
>>715238003it's just money laundering
I am become Japan.
Speedrun???
>>715238036they're people made of of sand
sand people
>>715237895Hello Japan, I like the games being made in you.
First time seeing this boss and I can understand why everyone kept saying this game glazed on Miles too much, holy fuck
This is the final day btw.
>>715238134they basically spent millions of dollars making the movies and this game specifically to convince people spiderman should be race swapped
ratchet and clank died for this
How can black spooderman beat a literal golem? If he punched a real sandman, his hand would break and then his fist would sink into the bullshit. Sand is very small rocks
Is Blasphemous even a good speedrun to watch? I think I'm going to skip everything until SMB3.
The game looks fun. Fuck /v/.
>>715238246High density of rocks
>>715238246he's black so on top of spiderman's powers he gets electricity, invisibility, can fly, hit harder, and swing with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
>>715238246it is capeshit what are you even saying yapper
you could speedrun any game in the world and you all chose black spiderman?
>>715238070I just started watching turkish fart porn dramedies with the threads instead of the actual event
>>715238246Thats the thing, Sandman is both dangerous and boring villain for Spider-Man because he always has to defeat Sandman by luring him into some water or cement trap instead of fighting him.
>>715238262ALERT: ACTUAL GDQ CREW ITT
>ALERT: ACTUAL GDQ CREW ITTALERT: ACTUAL GDQ CREW ITT
>ALERT: ACTUAL GDQ CREW ITT
>>715238262Shouldn't you be getting back to chat and saying to stop discussing things?
>>715238249It's a metroidvania where the standard traverse movements aren't that fast relative to games like Ori or Hollow Knight so if you've never played it, it won't look that impressive.
>>715238290NONONO SHUT IT DOWN THIS IS NOT A CHARITY STREAM LET US DECIDE WHAT OF YOUR MONEY GOES TO MSF CHUD
>>715238292Attention all Non-Zoomers:
What is yap/yapper/yapping meme?
Please respond, over.
>>715238262If someone showed me this back in 2000, when I was playing Spiderman on PS1, my brain would melt. The world looks pretty cool but I'm not playing a Marvel console game in current year.
>>715238249Cytdala looks interesting but that's mainly because I'd never heard of it before
>>715238313>>715238346GDQ always wins in the end.
how can we let them get away with saying sand people over and over?!?! mods?!?`
every time I see sandman I think about that comic where sandman fucking kills spiderman by filling him with sand and exploding him from the inside
>>715238389That goes for any game. Robocop:Rogue City looks exactly like the game I wished for as a kid when I was playing the shitty NES game.
>>715238383People talking
THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!!!!
>>715238389it's a huge technical upgrade compared to the older games but it's ruined by the woke writing and blatant racial politics making the whole thing revolve around miles being shilled as the improved spiderman to replace peter for being "pale and stale" as woke writers say
>>715238430To be fair to Sandman, he just came from the marvel zombie universe where Zombie Spiderman was trying to kill him
>>715235114 (OP)Isn't sgdq now just safespace podcast for transsexuals that's barely about video games?
>>715238290Yes banning something like that just means your money isn't going to any charity lmao.
>>715238430Thats from Marvel Zombies. Ironically Sandman is one of the heroes in Marvel Zombies since he's immune to the disease.
>>715238480yeah out of context that shit looks insane, but knowing it's marvel zombies it makes more sense
>>715238429he's definitely consuming fart porn
>>715238430If I was sandman, I would put balls of sand into his orifices and then explode them later on
>give it up for Miles
*lukewarm clap*
>>715238383yapping is what zoomers do
spider-man defeats sandman by trapping him in a vacuum in their first encounter
Was yet another Pokemon segment more deserving of prime time than Spidey 2?
>>715238565we don't have to give acknowledgement to fictional characters. they can not experience our admiration
>>715238620>the author's thinly disguised fetish
>>715238639More like thickly disguised
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>>715238620damn, spidy got some huge nuts
>>715238620>O morbid masses of MarveldomAre they referring to the audience here
>>715235619We heard you the first time
>>715238620yea that one, shit's terrifying
Imagine the Spiderman PS1 game, but remade with this level of technology while keeping the late 90's Marvel feel. Now that would be a fun game.
This shit looks so sterile and drab in look and feel.
>>715238620Did Dobson draw this?
>>715238667thats a lotta nuts
Is there a spider man that's not Marvel's?
>>715238620Hahaha... Spiderman died exploding after eating too much sand hahaha...
The girl on the couch is a bitch. I feel bad for whoever is dating her.
>>715238698PS1 spiderman sucks ass and I say that as someone who probably played it 100+ times growing up. Spiderman 2 was the pinnacle because it had a decent open world with true physics swinging and repeatable open world crimes. That's all it needs to be.
>>715238779I'm pretty sure she's dating multiple ppl
>>715238802Wouldn't surprise me.
>>715238620jacking off to this
>donate 2k asking for backflip
>receive no backflip
>>715238840was there an incentive/expectation that the dono would receive a backflip, or did that just ask for it out of nowhere?
>optimal combo is to web someone into a wall and repeatedly kick them in the dick
>>715238840the runner isn't listening to the host. BASED
>>715238838I'm talking about the neversoft game from 2004 made by like 15 people. The new 2 sucks my dicknballs
they just don't stop talking in this game do they
every 5 seconds someone says something, either it's spiderman, the villain, someone of skype in his ear
what the fuck is this
this bitch so fat, she look like a thumb lmao
>>715236253Ok bros im gonna get some snacks. Any recommendations? Talking about candy bars, ice-cream, chips or what not.
Leaning towards bueno ice.
why is that ugly toad on the couch trying to flash her crotch
>>715238943get me some hot chip
>>715238943i want a stack of cheddar pringles
wait is the angry man yelling the entire time the player character?
>1:50>rank 15 bench warmer runLOL
>>715236325It's over... this time for real.
>>715238943Get some ice cream with the miniature pies in it
>>715238943I've been enjoying the ice creams that have a cone. As opposed to popsicles. Like a Drumstick or something similar.
Also pretzels
>>715239012Venom makes you angy
>>715238290Oof not a good look for GDQ.
>>715236325why isnt balatro marked as an ad and why is it so highly ranked?
>>715238943pepperoni and jalapeno chips
Venom is gigantic, but Peter Parker with the symbiote is normal size. So why is Venom gigantic? Because Eddit Brock is fuckin huge. However this fag version of Harry Osborne is not huge.
This game is gaytarded. Everything to do with spider-man for the last 20 years has been gaytarded.
>>715238943Salted pistachios
>>715239093reminder that they were working in a Venom do jotf game that got downgraded to a DLC before being cancelled
make sure to preorder wolverine or whatever the fuck
>>715239136Chads get swole, twink fags don't.
Same reason carnage gets swole too.
>>715238943get the labubu dubai pistachio chocolate Crumbl cookie
>>715239025rank 15 in SM64 is better than rank 1 in most of the shovelware shown this marathon dude
>>715239136No one fucking cares are you 12
>>715238968Not a big fan
>>715238971Good idea
>>715238989Rarely see them. Also prongles after they changed recipe is just cardboard.
>>715239069Not sure if i know what you mean
>>715239071My fucking cone enjoyer bro. Look up kinder bueno ice. Its the absolute best.
Dont like pretzels.
>>715239136HE SNEEDS TO BE BLACK
MAKE IT WORK
Unprecedented lows, GDQ is now down to about 25% of the peak years of 2015-2017.
>>715239174carnage isnt that big though cause cletus cassidy is small
>>715239136No, it's because Peter Parker never merged with the symbiote, he just wore it. Eddie merges and they become the gestalt entity Venom
>>715239136Wanna know another retarded thing?
This Venom design is the Mac Gargan/Scorpion design, when Venom is supposed to adapt his design to every new host. So the devs went lazy and reused the current design from the comics instead of making a new one.
>>715239243will you be my bi dl trade bf
>>715239152Playing as Venom in this game blueballed the fuck out of me. Was genuinley excited to run around as Venom like in Ultimate Spider-man but no, fuck you, one level. Thats it
>>715239123Good idea.
>>715239179I heard of those. Are they really that good? I think they are pretty expensive though and dont know if i get them in every average store.
>>715239174Carnage and the other symbiotes tend to be more slender (he's main thing is the hand-blades). I tend to remember him as more of a thinnish psychopathic murder convict. Could be wrong.
>>715239273only if I get to pistachio face
>>715239217i should be happy but im just sad at how the event was massacred
>MJ is a she-beast
you have my full attention
>>715239217are they making more or less money though?
>>715239112These retards call any run from the last 2 years that isn't AAA an ad
>>715239364What happened to that guy? Havent seen him i think.
>>715239318you're not clocking the tea that i'm spilling
>>715239375balatro had THREE 30 minute+ dedicated intermission segments before the run shilling balatro and balatro merch
You guys looking forward to FF9?
gdq chat is fucking pissed about not getting that backflip
>>715239428I'm looking forward to fucking your butt
>>715239279>there was a glitch that let you free roam as Venom>people loved it>they patched it out
>>715239457That would be extremely gay
>>715239435rightly so thats a big dono for a very easy thing that they forgot about
>>715239435Let's just focus on the run okay?
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>>715239428will it be run by the same peeps as esa? it was very comfy
>>715239428It's my favourite FF.
I don't think I want to watch them rape and slander these characters with their propaganda
>>715239428I don't even understand what kind of run it is? So they're running the entire game but they're using some kind of custom mod that just removes all the cutscenes? I think beating a FF game in under four hours without using glitches seems impossible because FFIX is not a four hour game, so I'm assuming they're using some crazy glitches to skip like 20-30 hours of stuff.
>>715239551It sucked ass at ESA too
wtf is even going on in the run I'm fucking zoned out
how would you "fix" esa or gdq?
>>715239554anon, half the game is cutscenes. Cutscene remover cuts the run time in half
Do you prefer Spidey with organic wrist spinnerets or Spidey with cartridge web shooters?
>>715239112the anon calling for votes called it Shitatro and it still got decently charted. Slurp shit faggot
>>715239596small venue
runners only, no unrelated audience
no hypemen
no donation reader
no scripted commentary
no scripted intermissions
>>715239428ff is garbage so no, I'm not
>>715239634Damn...never realized the game was mostly cutscenes, maybe that's how most of the older FF games were. I knew FF games in general had a lot of cutscenes but I always got a lot of gametime out of it.
That means FFIX with cutscenes can be beaten in like ten hours, which I find hard to believe.
>>715239636Spidey with penis web shooter
>>715239428I'm a pleb and the only FFs I've played are XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI and VII remake and rebirth. The only one I finished was VII Remake (though I think I got to the final boss of XIII).
So I probably shouldn't watch IX. I'll go play something and eat instead then, since it'll be 3pm - 7pm my time.
>>715239551was esa this year any good? i wanted to check out some runs
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>>715239596it's rotten to the core
The only hope with GDQ is for it to fully die and have a new event creating in which NONE of the GDQ staff or leaders are involved.
Unfortunately with GDQ around it's impossible because they will try to sabotage or at least influence it
>>715239701nothing amazing but it was good all over. much better than gdq
CAUSE I'M FREE
FREE FALLIN'
I feel like the girl on the couch is fucking all the dudes. I don't know why, but I just think that.
>>715239701it had a pretty hefty number of individually good runs but the event itself was grim
>>715239596they get one trans rights per run, this is a fucking charity for msf keep your shit on topic.
(I'd say no trans rights dono reads but that'd cut out the tranny donator demographic)
>>715239701better than the last ESA, way better than this GDQ, but it was missing something
>>715239705despite anon's wishes, Slop Done Quick will outlive us all
>>715239737Sonyslop is that boring? Kek
>>715239279>>715239478wasn't there supposed to be a venom DLC that they cancelled?
>>715239596ESA just needs to get the communtiy's trust back.
Most of the speedrunning community is pozzed, which means they have a habit to meltdown when something bad happens.
But like most people who are, they have the memory of a lemming, within another year or so they will all forget and go back.
>graveyard shift host is going full reddit hoypman
>>715239737It's 3am
Just enjoy the theater segments.
>>715239701speedrunning is dead. whatever this week's monstrosity was is all we have left
>sleep to avoid the slop block which included this movie game
>movie game is still on
So GDQ wants like $5,000 to pet a fucking tiger and take a photo in game? WOW BIG DEAL.
>>715239584i have no idea
i just realized ive been sitting here for like 10 minutes just scrolling the thread with my headphones off and the stream minimized
>I love this game even though I don't play it
So why is she on the fucking couch? Because she's sucking everyone's dick?
>>715239691Are you a zoomer or did you just never get into FF before it went to shit?
>>715239584the runner's not commenting 99% of the time its the chick talking who admits doesnt play the game kek
>>715239796ESA also needs to boot the Americans that are trying to attach themselves to it
>>715239892Because she probably needs attention every five seconds.
why does the runner have a iisp
>3 hours and 45 minutes of Final Fantasy
A-at least it's not Pokemon...
>>715239905yeah, kick out the only people willing to give it another shot. ESA died once already and you want to kill it again?
>>715239950Yes.
The americans were the worst part of the last ESA and brought with them the same rot that infests GDQ
Ohhh, she was the fucking runner who did that horrible Plants vs Zombies run.
tfw i grew up with spiderkino and not spidernog whos kneeling to trannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqxjtPHOd48
Was unconscious for the last 8 hours or so. Did I miss anything cringe that could be censored from the vods or can I simply delete my recording?
>>715240008She's also GDQ staff.
>>715239997blaming the pickles because the meat in the sandwich is rotten is pretty funny. speedrunning has a problem and it's not just americans
Do we even rate this crap?
>>715240051That explains how that run got approved then.
>>715240079D
Also Miles isn't spider-man
>>715239879I'm 30+, but I was Nintendo only for most of the N64 and GameCube era (we had a PS2 but it was in a family room while the GC was in my room so I focused on that more).
I only started playing non-Nintendo stuff a lot from PS3 era onwards.
>>715240058Yeah sure the problem is with speedrunning and not the community that can't stop screaming...
>>715240079oh shit it's over
F for fell asleep
>>715240079C
It was whatever, man.
>>715239823Don't worry Chiyo, I love you!!
>>715240079C, it was a video game
Nice incentive lol
>>715239905If you're talking about the john speedrun ginger guy, I agree, but I like most of the burgers at the event. ApolloSmug commentary and the syn/typicalfantasyx co-op runs were always nice for example
I still dont have a gifted sub to be a subtle annoying piece of shit
>>715240119you are focused on the saltwater in the wound rather than the razer sharp rock that sliced your foot. simple answers are for simple people. enjoy your ignorance retard
The only boss I couldn't defeat in Blasphemous was Isidora, everything else was easier than Hollow Knight
>>715240079ZZZ for Miles Morales existing
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should i treat myself to the worst rated run of the marathon?
>>715240079ZZZ fuck this ""game""
>>715240208Nta and i think hes a faggot, but razor sharp rocks dont exist.
i just realized that the donation reader is completely oblivious of the stream advertisements, they are just reading donations to themselves and the 2 people in the audience and everyone with adblock (these people dont exist for them)
>blasphemous 20 min
ok might be good
>>715240079C for the fast flying
what is the difference between frame fatales and flame fatales?
>>715240267I hope so. Woke up for it, sadly a bit too early
>>715240287ones japanese?
any hot babes in the marathon
gretaicevixen was an example
>>715240259Psssht let him speak in his I'll fitting metaphors all he wants.
If he does not know what he is talking about don't feed the trolls
>pity couch
bobby burm does NOT play video games
>>715240316yameroooooooooooooo
>>715240287>framewinter
>flame (fire = hot)summer
>donation reader is so bad shes exposing all their stupid hoyyyp instructions
>>715240354oh okay got it, thanks. i scrolled through the list of runners and it's like at least 70% transwomen lol.
>trans rights penitent one
>>715240267>tranny colored player skinyou fucking jinxed it
>2d sidescroller soulsesque trans rights
WTF!?!?
>>715240354>framethe org
>frostwinter
>trans rights
is this shit really the new "hoyp" for these events? havent watched gdq since 2018-2020 until today
>he/him only
>no landwhales
>20 min
wow lookin kin-
>LOOK AT OUR TRANS RIGHTS CHARACTER WOOO
never mind shit run
>>715235882I suspect you used this:
>>714865310But it doesn't work as one of those focus optical illusions. I would scrap that one.
>>715240383First two years were a lot more women, but then of course in GDQ fashion they had to let troons into the women only hang out and now they outnumber them like 5 to 1 if not more.
>>715240396>trans rights custom skinMight as well as play the game in Japanese or Chinese then to at least save frames if you're gonna disrespect the original material like that.
>>715240341I'd prefer solo ESL commentary
>>715240448wait they modded the game? or is that just something everyone can do
>>715240448is it like a mod or something? or can you colour your character ingame
>>715240237It really wasn't that bad, just unimpressive and a bit annoying. D or F at the worst. Tourists were spamming ZZZs because they saw a nigger. If you really want to torture yourself, watch the 'concert' or either of the Pokรฉmon slogs.
>>715240375Didn't hear. What was it?
>hit that transition
This has to be intentional
enough with the fucking trannies already
>>715240105Ah okay. I'm sure you've heard countless times that you ought to play the ps1 FFs at the very least. That list of your played games of the series are some of the absolute worst
>>715240410The only crowd that is left...
> trans rights skin for the penitent one
how would you even parody this whole shitshow at this point?
>>715240079Z
fuck Miles Morales
>>715240267Sorry, it's pozzzed
the ladder hitboxes in this game are atrocious
>>715240556The Penitent One says trans rights, chud.
>>715240503you obviously didnt see it tanny
>>715240503>It really wasn't that badYou really don't know what you're talking about if your only explanation for the rating is "dey rayciss". You could've put an albino snownigger and it would've been just as absolute dogshit.
>>715240606I'm pretty sure he does not say that
>>715240606The Penitent One is a good catholic and would nail you degenerates on a cross.
>>715240503i caught a bit of the wolfenstein run and it was pretty unbearable, also same person. couch had a fascism derangement syndrome.
i wish i caught this event earlier, it's been fun snarkwatching this and now it's the last day.
fuck my life.
>>715240620The Pokeslop runs were worse, don't kid yourself
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one of the runners in flame fatales is a fuckin alien or some shit
>>715240703>snarkwatchinggo back
>>715240703first time, anon?
>>715240730>snarkpostinggo back
>>715240750i frequented these threads until in 2018-2020 there was some mod constantly watching these threads stopping all fun, so i took a break.
>>715240718>have been tuning into GDQ since 2013>have never watched a single Pokemon runand that will not be changing
>>715240880ehhh.... sure i guess...
>>715240880this event is a fucking disaster, you'd be doing the board a favor if you didn't.
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>>715240880you have my permission
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