Nintendo is killing their own brand in REAL TIME LMAO. IT'S LITERALLY COLLAPSING.

Not only have you betrayed every single normie who buys a game on ebay but you've destroyed the ENTIRE used collectors market because of game cart bans.

NOW with the switch 2 they have introduced keycarts, which have further destroyed their game sales, credibility, and has basically made the value for switch games go to an all time low since they are just digital physical hybrid with no data. They ruined the box art, they ruined everything when they should've just fronted the cost for developers. Oh and they didn't fix stick drift at all.

Now game devs arent going to make switch 2 games, which means you wont own the game, which means nobody will collect them, which means NOBODY will buy them!

Are the japs okay? Did they get too much mercury poisoning from all the sushi?

switch2 hate is so forced

>>715573134 (OP)
Ok.

>reddit spacing

>>715573227
It's not forced you shill.

Normies HATE the switch 2.
Collectors HATE the switch 2.
Gamers HATE the switch 2.

I genuinely don't know what demographic actually likes the new switch 2.

Who is actually buying the switch 2? lets recap on its features BTW

>LCD screen for $550+ (Switch OLED goes on sale for $249)
>$10 paid tutorial game
>Still no hall effects so broken controller you have to replace
>LITERAL UNREMOVABLE AD PAID SERVICE BUTTON ON THE FUCKING CONSOLE
>the same bland games with the same art style with nothing innovative
>Digital keycarts with no content and an ugly ass box that will eventually will be useless

>>715573134 (OP)
Switch 2 is baisically this generation's Game Boy Color. It's not a generational leap, it's a stop-gap while they wait for the next big tech leap. It'll only have a few exclusives, most shit will also come out for the old Switch (see- Tomodachi Life, Metroid Prime and Rhythm Heaven), it'll persist on the market for 4-5 years and then they'll have a proper paradigm shift.

>>715573134 (OP)
>Are the japs okay? Did they get too much mercury poisoning from all the sushi?
They got nuked twice. Sounds like it's time for a third.

>>715573227
fpbp

>>715573547
>Still no hall effects
I mean, there is an excuse for that- hall effect sticks don't work near magnets. And these sticks are still modular, so you dont' have to replace the entire controller, just the stick- unlike literally any other controller on the market including their own Pro where you have to solder to repair them.

>>715573134 (OP)
Eric meds now

they didn't learn from Wii U. A lot of sales are from clueless parents buying a Nintendo for their kids.
>we already have a switch home!

>>715573597
Its worse than the switch in every way and they are now banning people for used game carts.

They are now banning regular people for used games, collectors won't touch switch 2 with a ten foot pole.

What happens when nobody buys key cart games because they are scams that will one day be useless and you won't own them?

People stop buying games, therefore devs stop developing and decide not to port to the switch 2.

Donkey Kong Bananaza got shitposters going hard this month.

>>715573227
fpbp

OH!! HERRO CUSTOMEL!! YOU BUY GAME. GAME LEQUILE 1847201 GIGABYTES. CALD PULCHASE 5999$. SUBSCLIPTION LEQUILED!!!

>>715573597
Its should had launched in 2022, maybe in 2027 Nvidia had something

>>715573834
Nice try.

so what's the cause of this particular spergout?

>>715573834
Works on my machine.

>>715573134 (OP)
I wonder how people will react when the next playstation and xbox are $100 more expensive than the current consoles?

>>715573841
Honestly I completely forgot about this game. Just looks so uninteresting that I don’t even care, not to mention they ruined DK

>>715573834
>nig user got btfo
Lmao

>>715573929
Boredom with no purpose in life.

>>715573808
and they are over. The switch 2 sales are what 4 million right now? The hype is over. People even normies see how terrible this console is in every way.

The only good thing about it is the increased performance. Everything else is a noticeable downgrade including the screen, ecosystem, hardware in general

>>715573937
ps6 is going to be at minimum, 800 bucks

>>715573910
KEK pirates are so fucking stupid. No wonder they're all NEETs living at their parents

>>715573937
I wish it was that low. It's over 700 for the PS5 pro, no way base PS6 is lower than that.

>>715573834
>and they are now banning people for used game carts.
they do it on og switch too

>>715573937
Snoys will say thats its a great deal

>>715573134 (OP)
What a lot of babble without showing any kind of source for you're headcanon, switch1snoy

>>715574003
whatever helps you cope.

>>715573227
fpbp

>>715574003
>snoy coping

>Switch 2 flo-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>It w-w-w-w-w-won't go pas-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>a-a-a-a-a-and they are hid-
PFFFFFFFBT
>N-Nintendo is killi-
HURRY UP
>N-Not only have they betra-
BOOOOOORING
>N-NOW with the swi-
EEEHEHEHEHEHE
>Now g-g-g-g-g-game devs aren-
WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>A-Are the Ja-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>>715574085
A bunch of children and hypebeasts can't replace real reviews of the masses.

They are the first ones that bought them.

Everyone sees how much of a failure the switch 2 is.

>>715574003
Damn. So what's plan B when that doesn't happen and Switch 2 cruises past 100 million units sold? Say all the buyers are dumb or something?

dramatubers can't admit they lost on this one, huh? You guys proved yourself to be in a bubble. Just eat crow and admit you were wrong on this one.

>>715573547
>>Still no hall effects so broken controller you have to replace
replacing them with piss cheap sticks from aliexpress is absurdly easy in both the switch 1 and switch 2 joycons
i also fucking hate this meme effect bullshit when cheapo hall effects are far worse and just as likely to decalibrate than cheapo pot sticks
also if hall effect sticks start to have issues, they are fucked, meanwhile with decent pot sticks you can at least give them a little more life with just canned air

>>715574146
Based Wario poster

>>715574167
sure buddy. whatever keeps you from killing yourself

>>715573808
>seething

>>715574170
>100 million

holy cope. It wont even break 15 million, not a chance. You are delusional. Everyone is abandoning the switch 2 even youtubers aren't even shilling it. They are saying how its mostly a downgrade

>>715574146
>>715574247
my favorite moment was when a snoy was so butthurt about the wario poster and got him banned for three days

>>715574167
Gaslighting stopped working when it entered the normie lexicon. Do you have any charts or figures or did you just come here with your opinion?

>>715574167
>this much of seething

>>715574047
>It's over 700 for the PS5 pro
it's nearly a grand with the disk drive and the vertical stand on most places, especially after their panic sale ended
i would be legitimately surprised if the pis6 is less than a grand, and i don't mean technically like $999, i mean a noticeable number under 1k

>>715574325
nobody actually listens to drama tubers. The initial sales prove it

>>715574024
>pirates
>bought the console
Pick one.

>>715574325
Have a (You) and a random pic

>>715574325
The same happened with the switch

>>715574362
>>715574369

>>715574429
yes? they are hoping it gets hacked.

>>715574429
>defending pirates
>not a pathetic NEET living with mommy and daddy
Pick one

>>715574325
You have 142 mi dog dicks to suck eric

>>715574492
>amazon reviews
oh lawd you are pathetic

>>715573134 (OP)
they become too greedy for their own good.

>>715574492
>39 angry snoys and PC vegans
Sure.

UMMMMMMMM TENDIES?

>>715574492
Shit edit eric

>>715573134 (OP)
Genuinely how did we go through 8 years of Nintendo Switch era with people understanding how bans work and respecting the fact that certain things get you banned for certain reasons, sometimes out of your control due to the existence of flashcarts. Occurrences with used games getting people banned due to duplicate certs have been tracked all the way back to the Team Xecuter days, and when the MIG Switch first came out one of the main concerns within the community was how it would affect the secondhand market, since the flashcarts worked on non-modded consoles.

Where did all of this prior general knowledge disappear to, to the point where everyone is sensationalizing the very inaccurate idea of "Nintendo banning used games?" The people putting those games back into the market are the bad actors here, literally dumping the ROMs and selling the games. This isn't even some new system or policy that was put into effect on the Switch 2, this same exact shit happened on the Switch 1 with far fewer headlines and ragebait surrounding it. What the hell happened?

>>715574492
>review bombed on amazon of all places
>when amazon took so fucking long to start stocking the switch 2 for whatever reason
>almost half the people still rate it 5 stars anyway
lol

>>715574634
Arent you droped this eric?

>>715574634
My Switch screen is a 55 inch LG C1 OLED. Not my problem really.

I wonder what upcoming bad news for PlayStation is coming. or maybe he is just scared of Bananza being rated higher than Astro Flop

>>715574634
You already dropped this once the guy got outed for doing the testing wrong.

>>715574673
Even without game bans, with keycards nobody will buy the games.

Why would you as a collector or used buyer buy a keycart? You don't own it and it will become useless one day.

So if nobody collects that means nobody will buy keycarts. That means devs stop porting games to switch 2 since they don't sell.

>>715573227
fpbp

>>715574492
>All those 1 star reviews are from people who's orders were cancelled or just scammed by Target.
Lol. Lmao even.

Roblox

>>715573227
>Hating embellished claims of visial fidelity, not tolerating 2nd hand game anti piracy fuck ups, sleazy subscription practices, exploiting brand loyalty, and more is so forced
I can't imagine they pay you THAT well

>>715574858
i dont get it

>>715574873
>embellished
oh, so you admit it's all bullshit. good to know.

>>715574873
You botched that post

>>715574808
>guy who thinks physical is the only medium that games are purchased in
sorry to break it to you but digital makes up a vastly greater amount of sales, and has higher returns for developers as well. not having to invest in manufacturing or retail partnerships saves a fuckton of money. i don't like game key cards either, but i doubt it's going to have the impact you expect it will.

>>715574808
Thurds can stop being cheap jews and use the real cart?

>>715573834
Why are modern pirates such retards, holy shit.

>>715574832
Huh, nothing said about the switch 2. Tendie shill

>>715573547
On paper I like the switch 2, and would buy it even at the current price point.

The games costing $100-ish CAD is an enormous fuck off from me, nevermind how even Microsoft and Sony have far better deals, nevermind PC.

Also Nintendo has trained us to wait until the OLED version at bare minimum.

>>715575117
>leaf
of course. we're done here

>>715573834
this same shit would get you banned on switch 1, btw.

>>715575167

>>715573910
>dumps his own games he paid for
>gets banned anyway
Keep sucking that Nintendo dick you bitch made limp wristed faggot.

>>715575117
>Canadian.
I'm feel sorry for you. I remember when I lived up there many years ago, I paid over 90$ for Mario Kart 8 after taxes and all that. Can't imagine how horrible it is nowadays.

>>715574979
>I took proper grammatical use embellished, and altered it to fit my narrative
>The lowest technical hdr standards, ai upscaled "4k" and standard screens after oled switch 1 are on top baybee!
Try harder, tryhard

>>715575384
calm down ESL-kun

>>715573910
>someone makes something up about you
>tell them no that's wrong
>LOL U CARED ENOUGH TO REPLY I WIN

>>715574673
/v/ got stupider over those years

>>715575117
OP here, and I would buy it, hell I would even give nintendo $2000 and buy all the games new if it had game carts, and an OLED screen. But they betrayed their entire fanbase, all their customers that cared about ownership. Fucking LCD? On a $700 price tag after you buy some games? Hard pass.

Maybe if they revert the game keycard decision and they release a new version I'll buy the OLED, buy until then, No.

I could even forgive them for the paid button or the stick drift but they lost all my faith with the game keycarts and cheaping out on LCD.

Now they will fail.

>>715575508
sure they will.

>>715575347
It costs $110 for DK Bananza (estimated). I'm not a poorfag by any means, but even this is stupid. Nevermind at how Nintendo almost never puts games on sale or reduces their price.

>>715574673
The're always retards, but now there all of this drama because of switch 2

>>715573929
DK Bananza in 2 days I assume. One review released early by accident and gave it 96.

>>715573134 (OP)
I genuinely don't know what they could do to make me buy one.
>New smash bros
>New Mario
>New Zelda
>New Metroid
I'm good, no thank you. I don't want to buy a system that you brick accidentally cause I bought a used game or I have a power surge and you think I'm trying to hack the system. Add to that you gave me fuck all for memory storage, have thermal issues and won't let me.put whatever SD card I want and modern games are all 40gb behemoths... and wtf is even the point?

I'm not a impulsive basedboy like Mudahar. I didn't change my mind about Xbox one after the stunt they tried pulling, I won't change my mind for BingBingWahoo 2.
They have survived under performance before.... but even the underperfomers had a charm to them
>N64 had some banger games and even though Carts were outdated trash, it did have some power and sold units
>Gamecube got owned by PS2, every console did and even though it lacked features it was a cute little console for sleepovers and party games
>Wii U sold like trash but if you owned one, it was a pretty okay experience.
But this? This is absolute dogshit.
It treats me like a criminal for legally purchasing and playing products.
The games look like shittier versions of PC games
They nickle and dime for fucking everything.

They made a console that finally wasn't fun. Congrats Nintendo!

>>715574673
because even though it's been 8 years already, all of that shit is irrelevant baby dogshit for toddlers who grew up with a dogshit tablet aka the switch. I will never give a fuck about it. it sucks that nintendo scams retarded toddlers but there's nothing I can do about it. trannies will just yell at me if I say anything negative about it.

>>715573547
Funny how I can own a switch 2 and not engage in any of that

>>715575573

Not fronting 3rd party keycard storage is going to destroy them and is one of the worst decisions they have ever made.

This destroys the entire trust. It prevented me from spending $2000 on their ecosystem.

Well, I'll be waiting. If not and they don't change anything, I won't ever buy the switch 2

>>715575680
you seem to give a big fuck about it anon.

>>715575486
The Quinn guy was caught with his pants down, so frankly I have little reason to believe his rebuttal.

>>715575743
you seem to post on reddit and /lgbt/

>>715575740
sure it does buddy.

>>715574325
>dreamcastguy the sony pony
lmao

>>715575652
You know no-one is reading any of that right?
Like seriously, just say you hate the Switch 2 and fuck off to whatever sewer you came from like a normal person.
And with that said I hope you keep that stance for every other console because they all do the same thing.

>>715575829
you seem to like sucking black dick.

>>715575462
A lapse in colloquial typing doesn't invalidate my point. So unless you can come up with a defense for S2's bloated claims of improvements, besides me being brown, poor, or a snoy (yes, those are the super popular responses from drones with no real argument), I'll have to assume you don't have anything positive to say about it other than it's new, and compared to S1, it's shiny and pretty

>>715575652
>I genuinely
stopped reading here

>>715575867
Ok, that's fine, But I'm still not buying the switch 2 then, nintendo.

I got $2500 in cash, just a small amount, right here, A fat stack of blues in my possesion but instead that's actually going in my bank which will be my new gaming PC with an OLED monitor, 9800X3D+7900XTX.

Sorry nintendo.

>>715573134 (OP)
>buys a game on ebay
poorfag problem
>used collectors market
poorfag problem

Have you tried not being poor?

>>715575508
Have a (You).

>>715575956
no u

>>715575740
You'll survive lil bro.

>>715573134 (OP)
found a way around your range ban eric?

>>715575258
I think you're sucking enough turdworlder pirate dick to make up for the entire board.

>>715576156
mods will never range ban him.

>>715575258
Not my problem now is it?

>>715573547
>words words words

Whats actually happening:
>ayo Demarcus, if you buy this ish yo Switch 1 games will run bedda, and yall geddat new monkey smash and new mario drive

>>715576209
Insanely delusional to pretend it's 1 guy. People get pissed at nintendo because they rape consumers and never give anyone what they want. They also drip feed old games so we finally get to play some gamecube game again that we liked when we're 70 and about to die. They should burn in hell.

>>715576156
he got a slap on the wrist recently? why?

>>715576041
Ok so say you are rich (like me) and decide to buy new.

Why would I invest and buy game key cards when I don't own them and I won't ever be able to download them when the servers shut down in 10-15 years?

>>715576313
No they aren't lol. Console wars aren't real. Do you have brain damage?

>>715576313
It is, the writing style is the same

>>715576401
Do you? You can't even read.

>>715576484
You are fucked in the head badly. Keep on gettin raped.

It's amazing how this console can't go a full day without shitskins having a meltdown

>>715576313
>Insanely delusional to pretend it's 1 guy.
?

>>715576497
Do you?

>>715573134 (OP)
>15 million sales
NO FUCKING WAY THIS NIGGA ADDED ANOTHER 5 MILLION AFTER SAYING IT WON'T SELL 10 MILLY
HOLY SHIT HE IS AFRAID OF SUCKING DOG COCK THIS MUCH

>>715576645
Meds, NOW

>>715576676

>>715576571
>Already melting

>>715573134 (OP)
Switch 2 already won, shut the fuck up already, there's no competition.

>>715573227
when the first post is the best post

>>715576676
You can't escape your fate, snoy

>>715576810
>>715576889
Lmao tendie shills It's so obvious

>>715573547
>Normies HATE the switch 2.
>Collectors HATE the switch 2.
>Gamers HATE the switch 2.
If this were true it wouldn't be the fastest selling console of all time. Unless you're coping and think there are 150 million tendies, at some point in your life you will have to accept that every person who likes video games likes Nintendo games. That's not gonna change any time soon.

>>715576934
So?

>>715576934
I mean yeah I like Nintendo, I wasn't trying to hide that, like you (a snoy) probably does constantly with your shitposts and false flag threads.
>YOU'RE LE GETTING PAID!!!!
You're the one pushing for a forced hate narrative lmao.

It's sad that Nintendo has real shit to be critical of, but there can never be a civil discussion about it because people are either too defensive or too misinformed and both sides are unjustifiably angry
>muh both sides bad
As is usually the case.

>>715576978
>IT SOLD 4 MILLION SO THAT MEANS IT WILL SELL 50 MILLION

Not a chance, It's dead in the water.

Who is buying it?

Collectors hate it because no actual collectable carts. How can you have an ecosystem if nobody wants to jump in because its so bad.

>>715573547
>"It's not forced! EVERYONE hates the switch 2!"
>Posts youtube grifters as proof
Lol okay now post sales

>>715577147
do you think collectors make up an even remotely significant portion of video game sales?

>>715576620
I know because I used to be called eric too and I barely posted on /v/ since ultishit came out because of too many underage wannabe trannies.

>>715577147
>Who is buying it?
You tell me brother, it's the fastest selling console ever. You're having some weird thoughts right now.

>>715577140
Yeah, and what side are you?

>>715577220
Who is buying the majority of games? YOu dont get game sales buy one child buying a switch 2 and 2 games.

>>715577147
>le wiiu
Stop eric

>>715577220
collectors are buying it anyway because they're mindless consooomers that need to get everything no matter what, 2 youtubers talking shit online does nothing. I haven't seen a single Nintendo youtuber not buying it and those are in the hundreds.

yep, i'm thinking 100 milly at least.

I bought my gf a switch 2 and fucked her. neither of us play it.

>>715577312
>Who is buying the majority of games?
What's the answer?

>>715576313
>ITS NOT ONE GUY I SWEAR
no ever has or ever will fall for this

>>715577147
What will it take for you faggots to shut up? I'm seriously asking, you said the Switch was gonna be a flop and got absolutely btfo, you said the same about the Switch 2 and so far it couldn't be doing better, its success is absolutely unprecedented, so I ask again: What will it take? 50 million? 100? Because I know you're gonna be doing this for a few years.

>>715576914
And you have chosen your pitiful end, Bingtendie.

>>715573134 (OP)
Nintendo broke this subhuman

>>715577312
you don't get game sales from one 30y/o man buying one switch 2 and 14 games, you get game sales by one family buying 4 switch 2s for all of their kids and 3-4 games for each of them every holiday

>>715577494
He's been doing this for 10 years at least. He will never stop.

>>715577446
Nobody, because it peaked at 4-5 million somewhere right now.

The hype is gone. The japs, children and nintendo fanboys have already bought and extended their money.

Now level headed normies and collectors will see how garbage the actual console is and refuse to buy it.

Its failing.

There's no need for tendies to engage in console wars anymore, you have been fucking winning for 8 years, now more than ever, just laugh at subhumans still trying to make it look like anyone else has a chance.

>>715577494
Og switch sold 150mi and he still seething, He always will seething because of nintendo

>>715577563
It's not 1 guy you fuckin giga retard. How are you still alive? How fucked are you when your caretakers die?

>>715573227
Fpbp. Where was the outrage when Nintendo would brick the 3DS for modding the system?

>>715577494
snoys will never stop
sony could literally announce tomorrow that they will never make a new console and then announce every game for the switch 2 and the macaco would still be screaming that "sony won"

>>715577641
I bet the "why does that make me hard" prediction guy still posts shit like the OP lmao.

>>715577583
Eric and macaco are just sad

>>715577641
Yeah, its you (eric) and the favelado macaco

>>715573134 (OP)
>tarjeta llave de juego

>>715577673
They would probably attach themselves to whatever else is left like they did with the Steam Deck.
>3 million sales
>but 100 million shitposting threads on /v/
>guess by who

>>715577616
wasn't it approaching the 155 line?

>>715577572
$1000 says it passes 100 million. You down or just talking shit to troll people?

>>715577667
There was outrage for a couple weeks, but on day 1 most people heard about the 3ds's getting bricked and either never had their's connected to the internet or just waited for a fix/update. It was absolutely a scummy and petty move by Nintendo though. I'm just happy I'll see Miyamoto and Sakurai die in my lifetime, most likely, and it's not too far off probably because they're so old and senile.

>>715577760
Yes, It was 152 in march

>>715577572
>The hype is gone
Donkey Kong will move a few million, whatever game they have for the holidays will fucking obliterate everything. That's just how things are right now, there's a fever for Nintendo all around the world.

>>715577641
>It's not 1 guy you fuckin giga retard
Do not fucking care lol. I will continue saying it is to counter troll you. You want accountability? Wear a trip, faggot.

>>715577737
>>715577684
>>715577563
samefag. I could go on because there are so many more samefag posts. you know because he's been forcing "eric" for 10 years and no one else cares about his forced meme.

>>715577745
its been funny watching snoys cling to that new shitty xbox handheld thing and then seeing them seethe and try damage control it costing over a thousand dollars

>>715577883
What,should we call.you if not eric? Or did you not think this far ahead, eric?

>>715577874
10 iq post

>>715577883
see >>715577492

>>715577946
This but you, eric.

>>715577492
>only the 1 true Eric has the power to copy and paste that paragraph
whoa... this Eric guy is powerful

>>715577874
its very funny watching some fag try pretend the mindbroken snoy doesn't exist, then he starts having a tantrum when people call him the mindbroken snoy for acting and posting in the exact same with with the exact same images and catchphrases

>>715577140
If you're going to criticize a product, that's fine, but almost all of the switch 2 "problems" are forced and stupid. How can I take you fags seriously when you're throwing a massive tantrum over pointless shit like the chat button?

>>715578060
You sound extremely angry. Do you ever get heart palpitations while typing about Eric and snoys?

>thread absolutely dominated by nintenbros
Not only the most successful vidya company, the one with the most fans too.

Nintendoom? Yeah and China is about to collapse too

Why does Eric hate Nintendo SO much?

>>715578057
No he's just a gross weird little faggot, just like in high school

>>715578140
You mean shills? Yea the most shills for sure.

>>715578140
you know kids only play fortnite and roblox? they don't even care about gta.

>>715578183
>>715578209
The most mindbroken haters too!

>>715578136
Most obvious case of projection in this thread. Do some cardio dude.

>>715578176
>random projection
sorry about your life. sorry I bullied you in highschool. you are now at peace.

>>715578171
his biological father left to get milk and never returned and a fat new yorker named Mario started banging his mother while screaming "LETS A GOOOOOOOOO"

>>715578183
So? That just means you lost to people who dont care and are paid to do it.

>>715578249
yes everyone should do some cardio so you stop having heart palpitations over Nintendo.

>switch 2 is selling so well that they have to make surveys, meet with board of directors because sales of games are so bad
>rightfully so because nobody wants to spend $2000 on a game library that will be useless plastic one day with no ownership

At least xbox has gamepass which can be cheap from keysites so people dont really care about digital only.
At least steam can be played offline indefinitely and has basically no real DRM, that can be cracked easily so you own the files with goldberg emu

What the fuck does nintendo have besides being the most scummiest evil game company towards consumers in 2025?

>>715578268
No seriously, this is you in highschool singing rebecca black to your special ed teacher.

did anyone get the DK Bananza amiibo? It's kinda cute

>>715578383
Is that some kid in your class?

>>715578371
>What the fuck does nintendo have besides being the most scummiest evil game company towards consumers in 2025?
The best games and no woke shit

>>715578371
>nintendo games sell like crack still
>retarded third party games are on key cards and no one wants them
its not nintendo's fault that retards are retarded

>>715578371
>What the fuck does nintendo have besides being the most scummiest evil game company towards consumers in 2025?
games

>I don't exist
>ok I do exost and I make you mad
ACfag does this all the time too. Is it the autism or so they both share another personality disorder?

>>715578371
>being the most scummiest evil game company
cry more eric.

>>715578371
>the most scummiest evil game company towards consumers in 2025?
I'll never understand why people say this.

>>715578432
I haven't had "class" in over 10 years. I'm making fun of you.

>>715578475
both have terminal Nintendo Derangement Syndrome
ACfag also pretends to play games just to make up lies about them, then starts shitting himself when people who play the games correct him

>>715578371
>What the fuck does nintendo have
Games. Fans. Sales. Fame. Support. Success.

Winning.

>>715578551
Thats weird that you download gifs of kids to make fun of "me"

>>715573547
I don't hate the switch 2.
I just don't see a reason to buy switch 2.

>>715578461
It's nintendos fault. It's their idea for the game key carts. They should've paid the cost of the cart storage for 3rd parties.

Now this is what will happen

No game devs will port their games to switch 2 because nobody will buy the game carts or digital keys.

>>715578529
snoys love to project

>>715578595
Not really. You make yourself a target by trolling fanbases you arent a part of and making this your entire personality. It's not complicated at all.

>>715578461
>>715578639
>They should've paid the cost of the cart storage for 3rd parties.
Good one

>>715578671
Didn't read your post because you're a weird creep, but youre just making fun of random kids

>>715578639
Not their problem. What are consumers going to do, own even less by playing on PC? Lmao

>>715577513
It doesn’t intimidating when you say it.

>>715578639
>nintendo should pay third party devs because the devs are too stupid to put their games on carts
retarded snoy
Now what will happen is the third party devs will put their games on carts or they will die

>>715578209
>they don't even care about gta.
Which is kind of a problem when the entire western vidya industry is going all in on the bet that GTA6 will somehow magically start moving enough consoles to make their slop profitable again.
Meanwhile nintendo has a gorillion different fanbases under their umbrella now, each waiting for games from a dozen different devs or already buying switch copies of the games to avoid steam's antijapan practices.

>>715578649
it's always people who don't even consume their products who say this, I got a device better than the Steam Deck for cheaper and free upgrades for games, why the fuck am I supposed to hate them?

>>715578734
You'll survive champ.

The fact that snoys still exist despite having no exclusives anymore confirms that being a snoy was never about liking Sony games, it was always just about hating Nintendo kek.

>>715573134 (OP)
Olá

>>715573227
FPBP.

Remember, Xbox neither PS get this kind of threads.
It really makes you think...

>>715578529
Because shitskins can’t afford it

>>715578894
fun fact
people have dug around the internet and old forums and found that snoys exist for basically everything
any market sony has a state in has a snoys who make basically the same pathetic arguments seething about anything that competes with sony's version
cameras are a famous example of this

>>715578735
No, they'll stop buying. So enjoy, thousands of dollars from each person, which as we've seen by Nvidia and PC market, GPU's, normies are COMPLETELY willing to pay.

Nintendo is done for.

>>715573227
fpbp

>>715578857
Hope your caretaker finds your folder of highschool kids

>>715579087
Doesn't look like it Eric. Switch sets records. 1 or 2 doesnt matter. Try a different hobby to be angry at.

>>715578461
>having less games is good
>ruining your ecosystem is good
>ruining your ENTIRE brand and locking out collectors who want to give you $3000+ per customer is....LE GOOD?!
>destroying your reputation and making less money is....LE GOOD?!

>>715578894
Snoys are a cult just see >>715579067

>>715579151
I'm just counter trolling you. If you don't like this you can just leave this thread. It's entirely up to you, Eric.

>>715579174
>>having less games is good
Worked for Sony
>>ruining your ecosystem is good
Worked for Valve
>>ruining your ENTIRE brand and locking out collectors who want to give you $3000+ per customer is....LE GOOD?!
Worked for Xbox
>>destroying your reputation and making less money is....LE GOOD?!
Worked for Eric

>>715579236
I'm sure that explanation will go over well with your caretaker. Sounds like a totally normal reason to be 30 and saving gifs of hoghschool kids. To make fun of Eric. Very sane.

>>715573547
Reminder

>>715579339
If you want me to stop we'll have to speak in person

>>715579407
Nah keep on doing it

>>715579428
Will do!

>>715579067
Which is just bizarre because cameras, consoles, etc, are widely different markets to the point of being diametrically opposed in some cases.
How the fuck do snoys act the same everywhere?

Eric

>>715576914
Let's be real, he's probably a furry who just wanted an excuse.

>>715579523
Keep making fun of random kids to make fun of "Eric" because you're a normal well-adjusted adult with no issues whatsoever.

>>715579579
But my names not eric, it starts with an H

>ITT

>>715579657
>you're a normal well-adjusted adult with no issues whatsoever.
Basically yeah. I do have one quirk which is counter trolling internet trolls while I'm bored at work. You're one of the people I seek to harass any time I can find you. I'm basically a troll vigilante so I have no moral issues with it.

I am Eric, king of /v/. TOTK and Switch 2 suck and are spiritual flops

>>715579928
I took your crown. That's probably why you're so angry all the time. Whoops!

>>715579871
You don't have work else you wouldn't be able to defend Nintendo on /v/ 24/7

Nintendo confirmed for retards who still think they're the target demographic because they're mentally stuck at age 10 permanently. Making fun of random little kids is the 30-year-old tendie's coping mechanism because were bullied in highschool. They still view children as their peers and they think doing this is normal. They see nothing wrong with saving and posting children to "make fun of Eric".

>>715579928
Eric doesn’t say “switch 2”. Try again

>>715579871
You're a weird retard who obsessively defends nintendo even though it's shit.

>>715580020
Closer to 10/4. I'm barely here on the weekends and you know this.

>>715580112
I'll save my best material for weekends then

>>715580138
more like thursdays

>>715579871
This is your cope. You tell yourself it's one guy. You tell yourself youre making fun of Eric. In reality you're making fun of kids who you save on your computer, to post them and make fun of the kids, and you're talking to different people who are angry about Nintendo's decisions.

>>715579573
They're like Apple, they breed a superiority complex kinda mindset.

>>715580265
>apple
>overpriced dogshit that cattle only buy because of brand recognition
Sounds like nintendo

>>715573134 (OP)
>fastest selling console in history
>hasn't even hit 1st christmas
>flop
lol

>>715573134 (OP)
I would get one if I could. I just signed up for a chance on Amazon and now I need to check my email twice a day so I don't miss the 22 hour window if they were to email me.
>>715579174
>having less games
Fewer.

>>715580138
>I shitpost during my free time
I know.
>>715580239
You'll survive champ.

>>715573227
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.

>>715579387
SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2

>>715580327
This but sony.

>>715580374
Yes, I actually feel amazing now, knowing that I'm not you.

>>715575486
Literally not what happened. Can you even read?

>>715580462
I wouldn't worry about me. If I'm bothering you you can just not be in Nintendo threads. This is where I come to find you.

>>715573597
That feels like every new console now.

>>715580330
Wii U was also sold out in december and dropped off

I like the switch 2 and MKW and im excited for DK bananza but TOTK sucked

go ahead and call me eric BITCH

>>715580698
>also

>>715580470
>Literally not what happened.
>It literally is what happened
what did she mean by this?

>>715580698
>wii U sold out in december, during christmas, and this will definitely happen to switch 2
>proof? my anus
alright well the famitsu threads show they're still selling like hotcake, the leaked sales report showed they sold several million more past the 3.4 in 3 day that was shown although leaks are always fucky so I take it with a grain of salt, they're still sold out in a lot of places, so what gives you the idea the sales have not only stopped but permanently stopped?

>Nintendo is like le apple!
Yet they make the cheapest console and their games are substance over style, they're literally the opposite of apple.

>>715580943
>Nintendo makes overpriced dogshit
>Apple makes overpriced dogshit

>>715580997
>overpriced
>literally the cheapest console
>literally more powerful than the Steam Deck for less money
yeah okay

>>715580997
Swap Nintendo for Valve or Sony and it's more accurate.

>>715580698
the wii u didnt break historical sales records back to back

>>715580997
If there's a company making overpriced dogshit is this one.
Mean while Nintendo
>not overpriced
>not dogshit

>>715580793

It's literally not what happened because he literally did use a mig cart, you literally are a moron.

>>715580997
Apple products are overpriced, not dogshit. Nintendo shit is not even expensive compared to the rest of the industry. Games have been $70 since fucking 2020 while Nintendo was still selling them cheaper.

>>715581037
cheapest console doesn't mean it's not overpriced. it's tech that's already outdated when it's new. $70-$90 per "game" which is just an empty plastic box now. you're paying for the "exclusivity" aka games created for toddlers. you also have to pay subscriptions forever. buying a decent PC would be cheaper in the long run, do the math. Kids just want mawio so they don't even know they're getting scammed.

>>715580997
the switch 2 is cheaper than a pis5 model with a disk drive lol

>People itt still hanging on to the fucking Wii U cope
You guys never gonna let that one go are ya

>>715581132
>I never used it on the Switch 2
Learn to read.

>>715573841
Reminder you can like a game but not the console it’s on.
Buying a switch 2 right now is undeniably a silly decision as its at its most expensive and least value. Same goes for every console on launch
Also defending shitty consoles bc you like the franchises that inhabit them is dumb. Nintendo makes objectively shitty hardware, so plz stop playing devils advocate

>>715581240
>while Nintendo was still selling them cheaper.
and even then third parties are still selling them cheap and only doing the 20 bucks markup for the sdxc carts, but if you are a poorfag you can still just buy the switch 1 version and play it on your switch 2

>>715581240
>not dogshit
not even going to entertain this discussion further if you actually believe this.

>>715581320
I disagree.

>>715581260
>cheapest console doesn't mean it's not overpriced
It's cheaper than the Steam Deck while being more powerful, you literally have no arguments.
>it's tech that's already outdated when it's new
Literally all consoles.
>$70-$90 per "game"
So Nintendo only became the apple of video games a month ago? Why have you faggots been saying this shit for years then? What was the argument before? You have been paying $70 for video games for 5 years, while Nintendo games were still $60.
>which is just an empty plastic box now
Not Nintendo games, the company you're talking about...
>you're paying for the "exclusivity" aka games created for toddlers. you also have to pay subscriptions forever. buying a decent PC would be cheaper in the long run, do the math. Kids just want mawio so they don't even know they're getting scammed.
Yeah that applies to all consoles, how does that make Nintendo the Apple of video games?

Jesus Christ you people are fucking retarded, you will say some random bullshit and then die on that hill, don't you feel bad about your cognitive dissonance?

>>715573547

>>715581484
Yep I'm the retard here when you're admitting all consoles are a scam. I haven't bought a console since xbox 360. my last sony console was ps2. gamecube was my last nintendo console. Because consoles are for retarded little kids. You're assuming i'm a retarded little kid like you.

>>715581609
That just means you're a retarded little PC vegan.

>>715581784
I can play all 3 consoles entire libraries for free except higher res and higher fps and no subscription kek I mog you

>>715573134 (OP)
screen is not suitable for games, just like the steamdeck.

like selling a subwoofer that doesn't go below 100hz.

>>715577492
The projection in unreal
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/Eric%20raped/

>>715573134 (OP)
>It wont go past 15 million sales
>15 million sales

This is not happening at all.

>>715581843
No you don't little vegan bro. But I could, as an idort, but I don't need to play every game, just the games I enjoy. Have fun playing ports of console games, PC vegan!

>>715573661
>>715573846
>>715574087
>>715574829
>>715579043
>>715579091
Blatant samefag

>>715582046
Have fun playing games for toddlers and playing online with toddlers! When I think of someone who obsesses over things for children I think of a pedophile or someone who is retarded.

>>715581949
But the guy saying that stuff in your pic is clearly one guy (and I support him). You didn't really think this through, did you?

>fastest selling console EVER
>"I-it's totally a flop, guys! N-n-no one's gonna buy Wokey Kong's game! Tendies! It's all the tendie' s fault I can't get laid!"

Yeah, I'm starting to think Darren was right about this dude...

>>715582161
You'll survive champ.

>>715582106
Not at all.

>>715579871
you save pictures of kids on your work computer and browse 4chan and post them

>>715573227
It's a redflag disguised as a redflag of a redflag.

>>715582324
>work computer
Lol no I'm a phone chad

Finally got my order in, but had a bout of frustration at checkout due to not using Visa or Mastercard. Had to get a prepaid debit card at the grocery store, lol.

>>715582507
>phoneposting
even worse

>>715582615
Worse than browsing a website flagged as "porn" while at work? No I don't think so.

>>715582785
ok retard nice life. don't forget you're a creepy retard.

>>715581112
>vertical stand sold separately
The state of snoys

>>715582912
I wouldn't worry about me. I've done nothing wrong.

>>715573134 (OP)
>buy used games at gamestop
>ask them about bans from used games because of mig
>ask him about unique gamecards
>he debunks what i bring up
>buy games
No ban but if I just return the games I should be okay right? Ive played them all at least once.

>>715577893
>Switch 2 price causes complete outrage from the shizos whining that it's too expensive while trying to shill 1000 dollar xbox handhelds
>snoys were screeching that 500 dollars for a PS5 is proof of them not being poor and to just pay up then PS5 is a great bargain to save money from those pesky PC fags and spending a few hundred more for a decent PC is going way too far
>outrage at the 80 dollar price tag after we got two price increases with zero resistance and AAA reaming players with season passes, preorder content, and predatory dlc.

>>715573134 (OP)
Its Doug Bowsers fault. He lied to the Japanese Nintendo President and told him that the west would buy the switch 2 at 800 dollars and the games at 80-90 dollars.

Remember Bowser was from EA before. All that matters to him is money, he does not care if he sinks a company. Nintendo are retards for listening to him. Switch 2 should have been 450 dollars and the normal switch should have been discontinued while the OLED should have dropped to 350 dollars. Games should have also stayed at 50-60 dollars.

>>715583725
>Nintendo are retards for listening to him.
Seeing as how Nintendo just had the best console launch out of anyone in history I don't think they're going to listen to your gay ass instead.

>>715581287
Snoys cared about and miss the WiiU more than any Nintendo fan ever will.

>>715584050
>snoys are desperate for the one time in 20 years that sony was winning

>>715584050
Cared? Snoys gloated thats the wiiu was a flop for 5 years

>>715583725
>Switch 2 should have been 450 dollars
But it is

SKG won

I'm so over the Switch 2.

>>715583725
What timeline are you from anon? It is $450.

>>715584247
That's what he meant, anon. Snoys think about the wii u more than the fanbase

>>715582785
tfw you're phoneposting at work in between bagging groceries and your co-worker catches a glimpse of your folder of kids
>I... I... I-I I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF ERIC! NOOO PLEEEEEASE!

>>715573547
Nah you're just a gay snoy

I'm going to MIG backup physical games and then sell them to contribute to the Switch 2 banwaves. Pay full price or get fucking banned the choice is yours

>>715577147

>>715573227
FPBP

>>715583725
reminder this article is just IGN fearmongering over nothing

>>715584734
Im not doing anything wrong.

>>715573227
When PS and Xbox threads get posted it's just laughing at them for being gay troons but OP is literally begging us to not want a Switch 2. kek

Donkey Kong is not a system seller. He hasn't been since the mid 90s. It's simply not going to do mainline Mario numbers.
If Nintendo are banking on this and a Mario Kart game (which they self-sabotaged, mind you) to move Switches they are retarded.

>>715573547
no woman is going to love you if you spend your life seething about a japanese toy company.

>>715581320
>its at its most expensive

boy are you in for a surprise

welcome to the next 40 years my friend, hardware doesn’t get cheaper any more

>>715585361
Moron

>>715581240
forgot to mention they kept theiryears old games at $60 so it's still a huge rip off

eric is fucking losing it
total mindbreak

>>715585557
You know I'm right. There are no killer apps for Switch 2 in the level of BOTW or Odyssey

Why do people chose to make hating Nintendo their enitre personality?

>>715585698
Mario Kart World will sell no fewer than 50 million copies

>>715585768
I really don't believe that. That diehard crowd from day 1 are over it and the price of admission is too high for casuals. Plus the bundle is not forever

>>715581609
We’re talking about Nintendo not being the Apple of video games anon. Try to follow, I have a fucking PC too, I’ve been PC+Nintendo for more than a decade now. You’re the retard who thinks you’re discussing with a made up entity who only owns a Switch and nothing else. But that also has nothing to do with the fucking topic.

>>715585238
you're a grown man saving pictures of random kids and posting them on 4chan. that's weird and wrong enough.. you're doing it to "make fun" of a boogeyman you invented and called eric. you have nothing else going on which you already admitted so you post kids to make fun of them and say they're eric. you're harassing random little kids as a grown man. you play nintendo games online with little kids who you think are your peers and you probably say fucked up shit to them too.

>>715585834
I disagree.

>>715581320
It won’t get any cheaper, first consoles are the easiest to hack, Nintendo is a guarantee of quality games through the years, you can even play Switch 1 games better. Buying the Switch 2 now as opposed to waiting is the smartest choice.

>>715585923
You'll survive.

I'm enjoying my shitch 2 bros, playing through Deltarune while waiting for DK. Just got the mumba grip case in, any other handheld mode bros using grip cases here?

>>715586035
did you do anything wrong?

>>715585884
>We’re talking about Nintendo not being the Apple of video games anon
not the point
>But that also has nothing to do with the fucking topic.
you shouldn't have even clicked submit on your post then retard

Why does a grown man feel the need to "bully" someone by posting their high school pictures because they didn't enjoy TOTK? Don't you think it seems kinda pathetic to the outside eye? Plus there's a good chance Eric hasn't posted in months, or even years. Yet you are still obsessed with him. I'd say he won in that sense. He is enjoying I'd life while you are a paranoid schizo accusing everyone of being him

>>715580997
Why are their games the best rated by both reviewers and players if they’re dogshit

>>715586078
Nothing at all. Unless you think defending Nintendo is wrong.

>>715585707
>Why do people chose

>>715585884
Every PC vegan thinks every other gamer only has one gaming platform, because that's all PC vegans have.

>>715586184
It is.

>>715586184
see:
>>715585923

>>715573227
FPBP

>>715585707
It’s literally all snoys have left considering their company took away all the games. If snoys could afford other platforms they wouldn’t be snoys.

Why do people making loving Nintendo their entire personality?

>>715586141
>Why does a grown man feel the need to "bully" someone by posting their high school pictures because they didn't enjoy TOTK
Close. I felt the need to bully someone by posting their high school pictures because they decided to troll internet communities I was a part of for a span of 10 years or longer. There's nothign wrong with disliking a video game.

>>715586391
Except that's not eric, it's some random kid you saved and repost on 4chan as an adult.

>>715586141
Nigga what is you talking about

>>715586265
No it isn't.
>>715586269
See
>>715586035

>>715586356
Same reason people make hating nintendo their entire personality

>>715586470
did you do anything wrong?

>>715586356
There's nothign wrong with loving Nintendo.
>>715586436
Yes it is.

>>715573134 (OP)
Are you telling me selling a new console with a shitty racing game, that is worse than the last one they made, is a bad plan, especially when there aren't any other games on the horizon for over a month?

>>715586141
>because they didn't enjoy TOTK?
lol, lmao
Is this a stealth ericpost? Totk was his last seethout, but not his first. Its been 8 years at least and started with botw.

>>715586513
Not that I can think of.

>>715586552
Ok, I'm not eric. That's some random little kid to me that you're posting. That's pathetic to make fun of a little kid being a grown man and is very wrong.

>>715586627
What's your point? I'm never going to stop posting pictures of Eric when you goons troll nintendo threads. It's just not going to happen. Request something else of me.

Donkey kong looks fun.
It's weird that someone gets so miserable about this.
Kinda pathetic.

>>715586604
Damn Eric has been hating since the Switch 1 reveal I respect that since it shows he isn't just doing it to be trendy

>>715586563
>a shitty racing game,
From one of the biggest gaming franchises of all time.
>is a bad plan
Apparently not because it outsold every single console ever made by a metric fuckton, even your precious Snoytranny consoles
> there aren't any other games on the horizon for over a month
Which is now remedied with Dong Bananza, which will once again make the number of units hit retard number, getting you closer and closer to the rope.

>>715586737
The point is you're doing something wrong by being a grown man that makes fun of a little kid, seemingly obsessively. This is the first time I've seen this by the way.

>>715586802
>it's obsessive
>by the way it's the first time I've seen this, haha
Awful liar

>>715586794
Nobody is playing donkey Kong for 5 months dude

>>715573227
It's expected at this point. In case you're not aware, there's a genuinely mindbroken group of trannies who have made it their sole duty to shitpost about Nintendo 24/7. They came over when Neofag got shut down since it's admin was a rapist. There's a coordinated Discord where they all take turns either grooming children or shitposting embarrassing shit on /v/. The good news is that it's a small number, probably 30 or less, because Snoy doesn't actually have fans that speak english.

This entire thread is a case study on Nintendo fanboy cult-like behavior

>>715586802
Then Eric should have known better than to dox himself while being a known obsessive troll who can't control his behavior. Not my problem.

>>715586765
The dedication is somewhat admirable, but thats a long time to stress your cardiovascular system over literally nothing.

>>715586927
There's also no way people would still be playing MK8, since it was released in 2014, right? :^)

>>715586949
As it turns out Nintendo fans are adults with careers. How embarassing for me

>>715574003
Switch 2 is still sold out in the US. When it comes in stock online it doesn’t last long. I know this because I’m still trying to buy one and Target had it earlier and I thought oh good it’s in stock now and it was gone a minute later and I missed it again. Yes I’m sure you walked into 8 stores and saw shelves full of them like people always like to say about scarce consoles and casually walking into 8 stores is normal. Also I want it for the increased performance, I never got into TOTK and the upgrade looks nice. I also want to play that donkey Kong game

>>715586737
It's just people that hate nintendo because nintendo are cunts about things like releasing old games, or they give us dogshit like mario 3d allstars, make you pay subs for pokemon home and to use their really dogshit laggy online, etc etc. You are seriously delusional and forcing yourself to believe it's eric or a group of trolls when it's random people that just post their disdain. I honestly was a huge nintendo fan until the wii where I felt like the quality took a nose dive. Then they kept trying to be cute making underpowered consoles for the most casual of casuals. But if you are actually retarded I can see why you would like it.

>>715586954
Eric doesn't think about you. You are insignificant to him. He has far greater plans for /v/

>>715577147
>Who is buying it?

>>715586919
because I barely visit /v/ anymore because I'm not a little kid. you think I'm always in this thread - do you really believe that?

>>715586954
Doesn't change the fact that you're an adult making fun of a kid. Does it make you feel like a big man?

>>715587068
See it's posts like this that just make me add yeara and years onto your sentence. Enjoy me. You earned it.

>>715587123
Anti-Eric has a huge ego and thinks the world revolves around him and his little playground dispute

>>715586997
projection

>>715587056
>nintendo are cunts about things like releasing old games, or they give us dogshit like mario 3d allstars
nigga what

>>715587172
Eric is in his 30s, and even if he was a kid it wouldn't change anything.

>>715586927
Nobody is expecting to only play DK for that long. A new release is expected every month or so, plus virtual console additions and 3rd party releases. Even then the whole switch 1 library is enhanced just by running on the new console.
It's got games and will only get more

>>715573834
Woah his tv stand is a picture frame that’s kind of cool

>>715587194
you're wasting your own life thinking it's one guy and it isn't. there will be random people that hate nintendo forever. just trying to warn you now, but fuck you, do it.

>>715587276
You would bully an actual kid for not liking the latest Nintendo game?

>>715587213
That's it? And here I thought I did something wrong.

How do the key carts work?

Could a public library loan them out?

Or are they permanently tied to an account?

Seems like it's at least handy for gifting? Or for people with fetal alcohol syndrome, or other conditions that have them struggling with abstraction, and play JRPGs?

>>715587276
you're still making fun of a kid by posting a kid. the fact that I even have to explain this to you proves how delusional and fucked up you are.

>>715587334
I would bully an internet troll of any age, yes.

>>715573227
nigger how is hating $80 games "forced"? Fuck off corpo cocksucker

>>715573227
its just sour grapes because faggots can't emulate the switch 2 and there's no ez pirate entrypoint on it

>>715587068

>far greater plans

Spamming his cope folder and going full mask-off as DS2 continues to get outsold by a fucking Tamagotchi game doesn't sound like a plan to me.

>>715587389
I don't care. Do you have anything of substance to say or are you going to repeat yourself for the next hour?

>>715587403
What if it's not trolling and they genuinely dislike the game

>>715587378
There's no way you dipshits still don't get it. You're trolling or a retard, maybe both.

>tendies can't stop thinking about EricCHAD

>>715578140
Not hard to be when they're the only ones actually making games anymore instead of firing all their employees every other day

Have you ever tried just ignoring Eric? You can still enjoy new Nintendo games if he doesn't

>>715587472
What if I'm not bullying and I genuinely dislike Eric?

>>715577147
>Who is buying it?
everyone apparently. Fastest selling console

>>715586356
Why to people making hating Nintendo their entire personality? Why do so many gaymers get triggered when somebody says they only like Nintendo games? What else is there to play? AAA games are dead and full of ugly protagonists and trannies. Anime and hentai games are for autists and perverts. Nintendo is the only one still making games. I don’t care if there are only two actual switch 2 games out right now, how many actual real PS5 games were out after the console was 2 years old? Wasn’t it like 5? I’ve got a crapton if back catalog games I’ll never play all of and some of them got enhancements on Switch 2.

>>715587403
it's not a troll. you're so fucking retarded you can't comprehend that people have other opinions. you somehow still haven't figured this out as a grown man. you're the definition of retarded. you tell yourself it has to be one person and you actually believe it. you think eric is some kind of god that posts 24/7 and it's always him. that's why you like nintendo because you are delayed. you think children are your peers. you just make it look like everyone defending nintendo is 1 guy because you already admitted you do this as a hobby (fucking sad) instead of playing your portable nintendo system. that just proves the games are so shit or the battery dies so fast that you'd rather waste your life doing this constantly, and you're projecting saying other people are doing exactly what you're doing.

>>715578140
You mean the one composed of manchildren?

I gotta love how they claim Eric doesn't exist while getting defensive about it

>>715587563
You have no good reason to. What he did isn't any different to any /v/ poster shitting on a game

>>715587554
Link to my post if you want me to reply to the content of your post.

>>715587461
did you do anything wrong?

Why target Eric and not Barry?

>>715586356
Why do people waste their lives seething over a toy product they were never going to buy in the first place

>>715587638
If he's doing nothing wrong, then I'm doing nothing wrong. simple as.

>>715587667
Nothing at all.
>>715587772
See >>715587650

>>715587819
But why him specially out of all of /v/?

>>715587607
Go pirate something you NEET parasite

>>715587871
that's fucking crazy

Cultist thread

>>715587913
what's funny is I bought my gf a nintendo switch 2, you psycho freak. because she likes it. I hate it though because I think it's soulless casual dogshit.

Eric lost and got raped thread

Eric won and has consensual sex

>>715587996
don't have a heart attack!

>>715587875
Because he spends every waking moment of his life trolling nintendo threads on /v/. So I'll troll him back. It's not complicated.

>>715587921
Not really.

>>715588056
Isn't that a waste of time

>>715587482
??

>>715587984
NEETs don’t have GFs

>>715588050
Do some cardio and you should be fine. Btw your projection just means I'm am actually having an effect in killing you so good to know it's working.

>>715588056
it's not one guy. did eric buy his girlfriend a bunch of switch games and a nintendo switch 2 and mario kart world and spend way more on nintendo shit than you too? I bought my gf sooo many switch 1 games and pokemon plushies and a switch 2 with mario kart. so eric did that? eric has a girlfriend and you don't? eric bought more switch games than you could afford? even though it's all dogshit, I did that because she wanted it.

>>715588124
No, I'm passing time at work.

Anti-Eric uses the same circular logic as other known 4chan trolls. I would not be surprised if he is the puritan guy who had a melty on the cooking board for seeing a porn ad

>>715588215
guess which one of us did cardio today and isn't having heart palpitations? it's just obvious because of how deranged your posts are, that you're an insanely angry little gremlin.

>>715587554
His entire posting style is disrupting conversations until there's only arguments. Like how Totk threads have been near impossible since the first week.
Someone will engage and if nobody does the he samefags until someone does.

>>715588240
Speak english retard

>>715588265
Your "work" doesn't seem particularly demanding

>>715588265
not doing much at work. if you were actually working you'd be, you know, doing work. fucking retard. you aren't working.

>>715588295
Then you'll survive.

>>715588317
If it's been working for this long then he won simple as

>>715588326
Eric has a girlfriend and bought more nintendo dogshit than you will ever be able to afford? Is that right?

Post a timestamped photo from your workplace or you are full of shit

>>715588363
The machine runs on its own. I'm here to start it up, monitor it, then shut it down. Cake job.

>>715588449
You aren't doing work. That sounds like a "job" they give to retards. Not surprising considering you sound like the definition of a retard.

>>715588335
It's really easy but demanded a college degree.

>>715588449
How do you afford any Nintendo slop with such a shitty job

>>715588510
I bought more switch dogshit than you and I actually do work. Look at how you waste your life constantly. You won't even see me again after tonight unless I randomly decide to shit on you in a couple years in a nintendo thread where you're seething like an insane person.

>>715588415
No I can afford much more than him.
>>715588485
Sorry you think that.

A blow up doll covered in smegma is not a girlfriend Eric.

>>715588617
Sorry this is your self-admitted hobby

>>715588619
If your goal is to make nintendo fans look like extremely creepy, obsessed, delusional retards with no life, you have succeeded.

>>715588617
The act is up friend. You're a NEET dedicated to defending Nintendo. There isn't a day of the week in which you aren't

>>715588550
It pays over 30/hr
>>715588583
Ok bye!

>>715588726
woww dats a wot of autism bux per owwa. wememba to do cawdio so you dont get hawt palpy walpies, nintentard!

>>715588646
You too.
>>715588719
I'm employed and the days of the week I'm not are Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I barely post on 4chan when I'm not at work. Unlike you who's here every hour of every day, all during your freetime.

>>715588726
No such job exists

>>715588836
3 day weekend is retard shit lol

>>715588819
Will do, PC vegan!

>it won't pass 15 million
>it won't pass the GameCube
>it won't pass the N64
>it won't pass the SNES
Etc., etc.

>>715588836
I'm going to visit on those days and if I spot you then any credibility you might have is out the window. I will be screen shotting your post so there's no backing out now. I will hold you to your word

>>715588879
It's actually awesome. Four 10s > Five 8s. More vidya for me.

>>715588712
>projecting

>>715588719
The act is up Eric. You're a NEET dedicated to attacking Nintendo. There isn't a day of the week in which you aren't

>>715588838
That's only 60k/year. Like this is utterly average for college grads.

>>715588265
>work

>>715588943
Wew thank god I said "barely" then

>>715573134 (OP)
i felt betrayed by them and sony like two gens ago. both companies not only allowed discs to be played on older gen consoles, but digital games were able to be played on different decives across gens too. all that is gone from both companies. i used to be PS/nintendo/PC. now i'm just computers

If you buy a switch and it gets banned, just take it to walmart and return it

>>715589091
Moving the goalpost already

>>715589065
Someone has to do it.

>>715589139
Not really. Just read my post.

Games which can be discussed friday-sunday only: TOTK, Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza

>>715589108

>>715589210
KEK

>>715573227
Fpbp. Success breeds jealousy.

>>715589210
Must be rough for you to only be able to troll fans of things you hate just three day per week, without encountering me, who doesn't stop you from trolling and merely trolls you back.

>>715573597
>10x as strong as switch 1
>biggest generational leap from one console to the next ever
>"it's an intermittent gen"
You snoys are retarded
Enjoy your seethe on Thursday

>>715589342
You haven't done any trolling your just a fanboy of Nintendo

>>715589406
I have definitely done some trolling

>>715589513
I've grown tired of your gimmick

Why aren't console warrior trolls banned on sight? Fucking pathetic.

>>715573227
FPBP
sony lost

>>715589647
You'll survive

>>715573227
I have switch 2 hate fatigue

>>715587249
>>715586460
I'm glad the confused nigga guy barely posted

>>715589834
sadly the sloptubers will keep on vomiting out trash because snoys have an infinite appetite for slop

>>715587563
So Eric magically became a little kid, even though you said he's 30. So Eric is multiple people.

>>715573227

>>715590054
just because you have the mental capacity of a 5 year old doesn't mean you're a child, snoy

>>715573227
fpbp

>>715589024
Like omg.

>>715590054
It's hard to believe but Eric has in fact been trolling message boards on the internet since he was in high school, and now he's in his 30s still trolling message boards. Which isn't even that impressive considering ACfag is probably 40 and has been doing this at least 10 years longer.

>>715573227
This post made so many snoys seethe

>>715589342
This is sad.
>inb4 no u

>>715590172
He said Eric is 30 then said he would make fun of a little kid who doesn't like a Nintendo game because he doesn't like Eric.

>>715589024
I have 2 years of your retard job in cash on me right now

>>715590395
based
snoys should be bullied

>>715590595
You're right. At least they make the old games that were good accessible though.

>>715590575
Impressive. Look into IRAs and brokerage accounts. Vanguard doesn't charge fees and is what I use for personal investing. Having that amount in cash is a waste. Invest it.

>>715590740
Don't even get me started on my investments

>>715590575
>I have 120k in cash losing value doing nothing
I'd throw that into the S&P 500 or something if I were you anon, it's doing nothing for you here

>>715590847
Sounds good.

>>715573227
fpbp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipdyKnK3wl0

I don't know if there are only retarded zoomers here or what. Yea, it is the fastest selling console but will it keep it up? What is happening is a tale as old as time(at least for me).
Nintendo already did it three times- upgrading last gen console to sell it again, it backfired 2 times(and I guess 3ds case will be repeated, but who knows, maybe cattle now is dumber)
>gb to gba- moderate success in console sold and software but still decent
>ds to 3ds-very strong initial sales of console followed by very big drop in game and console sales, had to change price of console 2 times and drop the price of games
>wii -wiiU - complete disaster due to shit marketing.
Speaking personally, I have a switch OLED, bought it only for exclusives that I don't see being done now(astral chain, both bayonettas) don't care as much now after playing them(fire emblem). The only thing that would maybe make me buy new switch in future is new game from monolith, but even then the prices of games are abhorrent and nintendo rarely drops prices.

>>715580050
remember

>>715573134 (OP)
Just bought mine with Donkey Kong
Let's fucking go!

>>715587486
he has absolutely destroyed their mental over the years. this is fucked up honestly. I remember being called eric, not posting for years, and now they're in this fucked up state. it's really sad.

>>715587461
i down cawe

>>715573227
Nintendo hands typed this post.

i down cawe im making fun of fweakin ewic

im making fun of ewic wike a widdle bwaby

>>715593398
>>715593570
>>715593796
Not my problem now is it?

dont make fun of fweakin nintendo or i'll waste my who wife seething