>70$ plus tax
>5 hours long
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdM0o9V3c

>full 101% completion takes 5 hours
>including cutscenes
HAHAHAHAHA BAIT AND SWITCH 2

starting to regret the $500 lads

>samefagging on cool down
>spamming threads
you haven't broken down this hard in a while.

So what's the point of the Switch 2 existing when DK and MKW are both overpriced garbo?

>>715642384
>>715642609
Do tendies really have a boogeyman? What the fuck?

Donkey Kong has a lot of alts in this game, is there one of his original design?

>>715642153 (OP)
It has the Nintendo brand so the fans are happy. Simple as.

>>715642729
If only he was.

>>715642756
Maybe? But I doubt they'll have nu-kong. Nintendo doesn't really acknowledge the stepping stones between oruginal and modern.

>>715642795
Have you ever considered that not everyone who hurts nintendo's feelings is the same person?

>>715642153 (OP)
I love these comics.

>>715642153 (OP)
>miyamoto's only credit is "original DK designer"
Damn I guess he's pretty much completely retired now.

>>715643818
>>715642153 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715642153 (OP)
I mean, it's only $70
why would you expect a huge game for less than $80

>>715642756
If it's there at all I'd expect to be the DK64 model but it's possibile that it doesn't fit the skeleton well.

>>715642153 (OP)
i spent the afternoon perusing lots of reviews and the big selling point indeed seems to be "you can break stuff and it's a heckin chaotic funfilled bananza!!"
shockingly little mention of level design language, satisfying gameplay challenges, discussion of how destructibility informs the gameplay loop, or really anything of substance. the bing bing wahoo meme is painfully real

>>715642153 (OP)

>>715643024
Have you ever considered we don't care?

>>715645548
Unfortunately, the Yakuza has been paying for positive reviews for many years now. Congress should investigate (although I doubt they will).

>>715646424
>post schizo conspiracy wall about how OP is the boogeyman
>uuuh actually i dont care despite having images saved specifically for this
???

>>715646617
Is that wrong? Should we not be doing this? On one hand you're a blatant troll. On the other hand you hate blatant trolling. It's tough managing your special needs.

>>715646951
wait are you the fucking "you'll survive" guy? why do schizos feel the need to infest every fucking thread?

>>715642153 (OP)
This made my day better Anon, big fan of your work.

>>715646615
The yakuza haven't been involved with Nintendo since the Wii.

>>715645548
I caught a stream and it’s actually remarkable how braindead the boss fights are.
I mean it’s not like Mario was ever known for challenging bosses but fuck's sake they were literally "mash until the boss is destroyed" while it makes a single ineffectual swing in your direction. Makes Odyssey's bosses look like gigabrain shit.

>>715647031
Oh so we CAN discuss boogeymen. Good to know. And yes, you'll survive.

>>715647404
you say the same shit about fighting the dang dirty trolls everytime

>>715642153 (OP)
>Dave Wisely Kong
Fucking kek, love these

>>715643024
Have you ever considered that normal humans have an ability called pattern recognition?

>>715644545
>The earth is being terraformed in real time
>The game temporarily dips down to a consistent 30fps
>This is somehow worthy of scorn.

>>715649165
divert your attention to the 2 fps fecal tidal wave

>>715642153 (OP)
Is it 5 hours long the same way BotW was 1 hour long?

>>715642427
is it really full completion in 5 hours?

>>715647031
>the "you'll survive" guy
does this schizo really have a boogeyman? What the fuck?

>>715649224
That's what I meant by the earth terraforming in real time. It's actually deleting and creating geometry, and patching over the new geometry with clean textures. That takes a lot more effort from the system than a simple matrix transform. A matrix transform is when you use use simple equations to *reposition* points. You might have seen it in some old N64 games, when they want to create a wave-like effect. That's just pushing points around. It's different than actually erasing and creating geometry. You're seeing the cost of an actual dynamic system.

>>715648113
You'll survive

>>715642153 (OP)
Completely unrealistic scenario desu, no one could figure out what to do in that first screen.

>>715649654
The fuck are you talking about you fucking retard. This game uses voxels for terrain, something games have been using for a while now and as such has had lots of performance advancements. It running at 30 fps is not worthy of praise in the slightest

>>715642153 (OP)
kinda funny bros are at least just admitting that they're in it for the ding ding ding ding

Should I cancel? Is it really 5 hours long?

>>715642384
Kek’d and saved.

>>715650648
Gamefly still exists so you can always rent it through them instead.

>>715642384
fpbp

>>715648924
Have you considered autists arent normsl people and what autist think is pattern recognition is actually schizophrenia in their warped undeveloped minds

>>715650990
>Gamefly still exists
Jesus christ how?

>>715642384
Is there a reupload of the video?

>>715642153 (OP)
>donkey kong bananza nintendo switch 2 dying dead nintendo donkey dk pauline
What the actual fuck is this filename? Did Chat GPT generate it or something?

>>715651286
You lost and got raped, Eric.

>>715651521
Eric is seething harder than usual y, I think he’s choosing his file names by slamming his face into his keyboard.

>>715651536

>>715642153 (OP)
90$*

>>715651627
You lost and got raped, Eric.

>>715650294
Never happened in a tendie game so it's never happened before. You need to understand how these faggots thing.

>>715650294
It might be using voxels.(it looks like it to my eyes, but it might not)
But voxels are actually very taxing. Especially when you want to transform pixels into polygons. Notice that the geometry in the game isn't square. They're converting volumetric data into a mesh. The volumetric data is most likely voxel in nature. But in order to get the shape of an object that isn't square, you have to interpolate between the points of the blocks. And if you don't want the interpolated geometry to look like shit, then you need to work with smaller levels of voxels in order to get more refined results.
You can see in the wave, where the geometry moves up to the next row in the grid, but doesn't yet interpolate cleanly to the previous row, causing seams to appear. Because as the wave moves outward, it has to constantly re-interpolate the geometry. This is much less of an issue with other voxel games that opt to make their geometry perfectly square. For them, changing squares is about as simple as an index look up. And interpolating the textures is as simple as knowing what your neighboring textures are, and again doing a simple index look up. They skip the hard part, where you have to actually try to make your geometry appear organic.

>>715651536
>>715651715
hey remember when you forgot to take off your trip when you were doing your autistic flaseflag thing? lol

>>715651803
Yes those are both me, I responded the same way twice, that was not an attempt at samefagging. Why did you take down the video, Eric.

>>715651891
gave up on the tripfag gimmick that easily? nice cope btw we know you're just coping

>>715651974
Why did you take down the video, Eric?

>>715649165

snoytroons aren't used to having framerate dips because none of their movieslop has actual gameplay, just one cutscene after another.

>>715652076
>y-you're eric haha
Does anyone really believe that this eric guy even exists when you've already been caught pretending to be this totally real person? How many times have you been banned btw, I always see your posts get mass deleted by mods when you sperg out.

>>715652146
oh they're very fucking used to frame dips, seeing how every other multiplat runs like absolute dogwater

I am watching the game-play.
And so far it looks like a shitty linear action game whit barely any platforming.

GW2 a MMO i am truculently playing has better more challenging platforming.

>>715652358
Does eric not existing somehow justify your endless trolling in your mind? I'm confused on why you're so obsessed with not being called a name.

>>715652358
>Does anyone really believe that this eric guy even exists

>>715652548
You are such a mentally ill corporate dicksucker that you unironically believe that anyone criticizing a product made by your favorite corporation is "trolling". Fucking insane.

>>715652776
You'll survive champ

>>715652834
Do you really think that nobody should be allowed to say that they think that a nintendo game is shit because it's "trolling"?

>>715652987
I think you specifically shouldn't be allowed to say anything about anything

Its crazy to think how truly mentally ill a lot of people are on this board, we got schizophrenics arguing about some other guy in their head like eric

>>715650990
>gamefly still exists
truly a miracle

>>715653245
You've replied to a bunch of different people calling them "eric".

>>715652987
Well you think that nobody should be allowed to think that your opinion is shit. Why the double standard for me?

>>715642153 (OP)
This guy makes me smile. As the zoomers say, it's banger after banger.

>>715653336
that was my first reply to anything in this thread

and is that your name or what, why do you care

>>715653336
Ok?

>>715653493
It only makes me laugh to think "what insane shit will this lunatic draw next about Donkey Kong of all things?" I mean, all you can do is laugh because of how pathetic it is

>>715653679
Who draws them anyway? They must have hardcore NDS.

>>715653679
You're mad because the comics are right.

So who is DK Bananza actually for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdM0o9V3c [Embed]
Pauline also seams to have bean added to the game solely for the ADHD kids who cant play a game unless they get constant commentary feedback. She is just the flower from Mario wonder all over again.
I am watching the video and so far the stages and levels look flat as fuck. Like i don't like accusing Nintedo games of being only for kids but this game specifically just looks its literately designed for kids.
Whit the most basic bitch level design you can imagine but oh look you can do basic bitch environmental destruction so i guess it ok.
And before you accuse me of being a hater il have you know i fucking loved the fuck out of all the 2D DK games especially Jungle beat.
I was expecting this game to be Mario Odyssey 2 donkey Kong edition not this.

>>715651521
it's like the old youtube description meta

>>715653956
People who like video games, naturally that excludes zoomers.

>>715654039
I mean i like games but just what does this specific game offer that makes it worth buying a Switch 2 for.
The game-play is nothing spectacular it looks really basic.
Honestly Switch 1 had more complex 3d platformers.

>>715650294
nintendofags have gone from
>games should prioritize framerate over anything, 60fps or nothing
to
>actually 30fps or even sub-30fps is okay because the tech is so impressively taxing for the weak hardware
you can blame botw for this change in nintendo and its fanbase

>>715651780
That's the most basic implementation of voxels ever. Literally the default option.

>>715654327
>>games should prioritize framerate over anything, 60fps or nothing
When did they ever say that?

>>715654539
Unreal's Engine is made to be user friendly. So a bunch of developers worked hard on a voxel system, which you now take for granted. And despite it being so "basic", it still won't run at 60FPS on Switch 2 hardware. Hell, it might perform even worse.
If everyone could implement voxels so easily, by turning on a basic Unreal feature. Then why aren't there more games with dynamic terrain?

>>715654898
we used to say that when you were still 0fps irl

>>715655072
there's tons of random indie games and minecraft clones that use voxels wtf are you talking about?

>>715642153 (OP)
oh my god she doesn't SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>715650648
buy it from Amazon, beat it, then return it.

>>715653679
Nah, those comics are funny because the dude outright said they're mean to mock the guy who keeps making these threads. The best part is that he keeps saving them as if they agree with him, too.

>>715655195
>minecraft clones
Right, a ton of games with squared off geometry. Very few games with dynamic terrain. I think the biggest dynamic terrain game as of late was "Digging a hole". Where the entire gameplay is about digging a hole, and nothing else. It doesn't have to worry about everything else that Bananza is doing.

>>715655072
That's an unreal plugin, not made by any unreal developers
Same thing for voxeltools in godot, made by one dude

>>715644545
>environments look worse than a 2004 MMORPG

>>715642153 (OP)
aaaaand that's it for exclusives that aren't spinoffs that we know of, fucking lol
>people paid almost $600 just for this and a Mario Kart game that really doesn't want to be a Mario Kart game

>>715655669
nta but Deep Rock Galactic's main game mechanic is it's destructible terrain, so much so that the entire map has terrain deformation and you need to dig from one cavern to another to progress. Also lots of different things cause the terrain to deform like mining, explosives, high powered bullet impacts, creatures exploding. And all of this while the game runs at a silky smooth 120fps

>>715653679
I like em cause they remind me of the Starfield pictures that brazilian was making

>>715656707
Unironically Deep rock could run fine on the Switch 2.
Not sire if it can at 120 fps but def 60

>>715642153 (OP)
>>715653493
You need to stop shilling your shit, faggot.

>>715655735
ok, but it's still something that someone dedicated time and effort into developing.
Now let's see them implement their voxel generated meshes into a an actual game, and see what the performance is like.

>>715656707
>>715656870
I'm unfamiliar with the game. However, I see it was released on PS4. That's about as comparable in power to a Switch 2. Looking up if it has any framerate issues on the PS4, and I've found people complaining about it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/rw1hb8/anyone_else_have_bad_frame_rate_in_ps4/
>Frame rate seems to drop down when i'm not playing solo
>It’s just bad optimization for ps4, even on pro fps drops to 20.
>Its the same on xbox one hate it when that happend

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/14hlj77/has_the_performance_on_ps4_gotten_worse_for/
>Deep Rock has always had framerate issues on PS4 but after the update its become every mission with larger rockpox missions becoming completely unplayable at times dropping to 10 and below FPS
>Yup. It's getting really hard to ignore.

>>715642729
It's a cult and he is their Satan figure. Everything bad in this world is caused by that 1 guy.

>>715655976
The textures in WoW look better in that screenshot

>>715657595
>Now let's see them implement their voxel generated meshes into a an actual game
There's plenty of examples already, and one of the big ones, Astroneer, is already on the switch

>>715642427
>>715649473
No, its the bare minimum %
You could beat Mario Odyssey in a similar amount of time if you did only whats required of you

I am genuinely so happy that Astro Bot and E33 actually won. We fucking made it /v/

>>715642153 (OP)
>>715646167
>>715653493
are there more of these, they're really funny

>>715646167
>discord tie

>>715642153 (OP)
>botw-tier geometry tricks to save on space
>canned effects, but recolored
>half of the stage tracks sound like ripoffs of back 2 back from sonic rush or the buck bumble theme
Look me in the eyes.
Tell me with a straight face that this could not have ran on Switch 1 (or WiiU).

>>715651780
Virtually no game actually uses real voxels because game engines are all designed to render p*lygons that pretend to be voxels.
The only game that seems to use real voxels is Teardown, as the devs actually built their own engine for it.

>>715654327
It’s more like Nintendo had to prioritize 60fps because trying to aim with wiimotes while sub 60 is an abysmal experience.

>>715658210
Looking at gameplay now.
The voxels are much larger compared to Bananza. The textures are only solid colors.

>>715642153 (OP)
Donkey Kong can
mash-buttons
mash-buttons
mash-buttons
Donkey Kong can
mash-buttons
my fair gamer!

>>715659441

What do you mean “real voxels”

GPUs render triangles, whether a game uses voxels internally or not they still have to be converted to polygons to be sent to the GPU

>>715642153 (OP)
That's the bananerino/wokenana per >>715653493, Dora, you ignorant slut.

>>715642756
narrowing the jaw and adding that gay ass lip indentation really made this design fucking awful. this is genuinely vomit-inducing. if you like the design on the left you are gay

>>715653956
I think it's fun, I like how there's a level design flow into starting/maintaining Bananza mode a bit like Super Sonic. While the platforming is simple, I like the use of different materials and hardness ratings that affect how you interact with the terrain. Really it's more of a puzzle platformer but with some actiony smash-em-up segments to increase the gameplay pace. I know people are complaining about the bosses being weaksauce (and they are), but some of the terrain integration in the boss fights are fun and way more enjoyable than having a more threatening/difficult boss. Really excited to speedrun it because it looks both exploit-rich and relatively short through the core quest.

>pc eric's think they have a big enough computer to emulate this

>>715642609
wonder if the pis5 is finally going to drop below the ps4

>>715644545
i have seen worse

>>715661961
Looks like ass

>>715661961
what are these graphics bruh
what is that even supposed to be on the left? wheat field with tumors?
tendies are really going to pay $70 for this shit? shitch 2 honestly looks WORSE than it's predecessor

>>715642153 (OP)
Wasn't odyssey longer than that

>no physics
>break shit below rest of stuff just floats
>missing textures everywhere
>pop in
>pop out
>nigga imma blow yo brains out

>>715661961
those textures are so fucking bad it looks like a wii u game

>>715661961
Game legit looks unfinished visually speaking

>>715650294
>>715654327
You're aware that more than one TNT or creeper in minecraft still makes even top of the line PCs chug while the game calculates the terrain damage, right?
As little as 5 TNTs going off in close proximity will make the game outright lag rendering the terrain and you can momentarily see through the missing floor.

>>715661961
not even sure anyone would wanna emulate that garbage to begin with

>>715657595
>However, I see it was released on PS4. That's about as comparable in power to a Switch 2.
The switch 2 actually has a far better CPU, and a crippled CPU is what fucked both the PS4 and PiS5 long term.

Nintenpals seem to have dropped any pretense that they care about quality

>mario kart shitted and flopped
>tendies go into full shill mode for Bananza
>turns out that is half-assed too
So uh... what now? Prime 4 and Legends ZA are also on Switch 1, and Kirby Air Riders doesn't have a date locked in, not that it's a system seller to begin with.
Looking pretty bleak for Switch 2 owners

>>715658613
>You have to make your own fun

>>715662237
>tendies need to resort to whatabouting the french incompetence of an ubi game to defend the piss poor performance of Nintendo's first party game

>>715662649
Because Minecraft was made in Java, try the same in Bedrock and see how much better it is there

>>715663116
*respawn
sorry i can't keep track of these shitty star wars games. I thought it was the other one

>>715662840
Splatoon raiders should be fun thats the only game I really am looking forward to because I love splatoon. Everything else looks ass

>>715651521
It's for easy search for posterity in the archive.

>>715651521
Wouldn't surprise me if at this point switch 2 hate threads were just made for the jewtube grifter content farm.

>>715642756
Consider the following

>>715662840
literally every nintendo ip i cared about got worse or flat out died on the switch 1. i have zero faith that the next ac or paper mario will be good so the switch 2 is probably a no go for me

>>715663798
maybe you're just getting too old for nintendo

>>715646167
>oliet bangs
Had me a chuckle

>>715662840
>shitted and flopped
Kek, we touched you steam vegan.

>>715663021
>doing sidequests is "making your own fun"
You you rather a game hold my hand the whole way through a "cinematic experience"?

>>715655640
>Hmmmmm actually you lack media literacy and the author is making fun of you!

>>715664359
why do you ask a snoy a question you already know the answer to?

>>715642729
No he's just some unlucky sod that became some internet psychopath dicklet's scapegoat. Pissed off the wrong basement dwelling no life socratic terrorist faggot who needs to vent his fatherless behavior out on other people.

He of course, levys this autistic power to defend a toy company. Possibly the most unattractive and retarded looking shit you could think of.

>>715664359
>Sprinkling a million little turds for you to find
>Side quests
Lol, the bar is that low.

wonder how hard is the macaco going to make a fool out of himself bragging about bananza not even charting tomorrow when it released past the cutoff, so we are not going to see it's numbers until next week

>>715663220
Splatoon Raiders also has ass graphics

I will not support WOKEy Kong

>>715664540
What's fun game according to you?

>>715665474
More for me

>>715665179
>snoys have devolved into muh graphics instead of any real complaints
that's how you know the game is near perfect lol

>>715665948
>Graphics is not a real complaint

>>715666129
Correct.

ATTENTION FELLOW NINTENDO FANS: ANTI-NINTENDO TROLLS HAVE BEEN DETECTED IN THIS THREAD. WE MUST BEGIN OUR COUNTER-TROLLING EFFORTS IMMEDIATELY

>>715666213
Opinion only someone with low standards could hold

>>715666129
It is very much not.
I like having more than one game per decade from a studio.

>>715642153 (OP)
Damn you're really in your feelings about the Rare and Nintendo breakup.

>>715642427
5 hours is just the story progression
its over 20 hours for 100% completion and even I dont know if that one is true

>>715666356
What games do you enjoy?

>>715666507
20 hours for 100%?
I feel like that's going to be a lot longer for most

>>715666356
Nobody with high standards is going to complain about graphics these days anon.
Especially not when "gud gwaphix" have been a shitshow ever since UE5 released.

>ATTENTION FELLOW NINTENDO FANS: ANTI-NINTENDO TROLLS HAVE BEEN DETECTED IN THIS THREAD. WE MUST BEGIN OUR COUNTER-TROLLING EFFORTS IMMEDIATELY

>>715666618
I guess if you use guides its 20 hours? Thats what I read in a review

>>715642153 (OP)
who's those niggers in the street
who steal from you and me
d-a-n
-k-e-y
k-a-n-g-z

>>715660648
>AAAIIEEEEE! NOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T MASH BUTTONS IN A VIDEO GAME! YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I NEED TO DIE AT LEAST TEN TIMES PER LEVEL FOR IT TO BE FUN!!!

>>715664540
this is by definition the fun of a 3D platformer, including that game Astro Bot that's used like GOTY cudgel despite having less than a 10% attach rate to PS5 owners

I skimmed through the video, this is just a remake of that mario game where you wear different hats but now you're donkey kong with some awful vocalized soundtrack in the background?

>>715662840
>>mario kart shitted and flopped
lolwut

>>715663021
Anon its a collectathon, collecting the collectibles and exploring are like 98% of the game

>>715662840
>mario kart shitted and flopped
You still think the Switch 2 flopped, I assume?

Bananza hate legitimately feels forced. People are constantly inventing some new target for this game to fail. I guess it's because despite the shitposting here, it's going to sell like hotcakes, so people are going to have to double down hard on
>well I guess tendies are slop slurpers
in order to try and wish this game into oblivion or something.

>>715667442
what the fuck are you talking about? do you think that people are posting that the game is shit because they're trying to make nintendo go bankrupt or something?

>>715667442
well tendies are slop slurpers

>>715667442
NDS niggers made the mistake of both being too rabid with their gaslighting and lies and trying to be preachy in a leftoid way about why you're a bad person ruining the industry for buying the switch 2 and playing games on it.

>>715667547
you don't even have to guess, most of them including ecelebs outright admit to such

>>715667547
Yeah pretty much. That and you're craved for attention since you guys are all shut in NEETs.

Game is legitimately fun, hard to put down. Feels like a more cohesive gaming experience than Odyssey, it has a more fully realized vision and direction. It's got some blemishes here and there but at the end of the day it's a new 3D DK game. A lot of /v/ just genuinely has forgotten what it means to actually enjoy vidya. Silly monke game is gameplay first and foremost which apparently disba cardinal sin these days. Fuck the haters though, I got a whole bunch of bananas but I ain't got answers for shit.

>>715667698
>most of them including ecelebs outright admit to such
What?

>>715667828
Do nintendo fanboys really live in fear of nintendo being persecuted by random autists on the internet?

>>715667547
no, I think that behind the shitposters there's a subset of people who are legitimately bothered and aggrieved at nintendo who, when you really get them to say what bothers them out loud, have irrational resentment towards this company for some game or lack thereof that they never got over.
most people who don't like nintendo games that I know just don't occupy their mind with them. the people who serially talk shit about nintendo every waking moment, especially when they're successful, are usually the people who are resentful that others aren't as resentful as they are. they've got a chip on their shoulders

>it doesn't take a long time to beat the story mode for a nintendo platformer
>snoys lose their mind and try pretend this is a new thing or even a bad thing
imagine if you had forced cutscenes and story shit all the way through getting all 120 stars in Mario 64
also if seeing the credits is all that matters then expedition 33 is even worse because its only an hour long by that metric

>>715667836
>A lot of /v/ just genuinely has forgotten what it means to actually enjoy vidya.
TORtanic culture has brainbroken a lot of people here. A good game can't have flaws or else you're a cuck who got got as a consumer. The only games that are safe are the ones people have enjoyed for years, or they're from 20 years ago when media was good (aka when I was young, uncritical, and before the depression and masturbation habit broke my dopamine responses)

>>715667547
>>715667890
Ask any nintendo hater why they want nintendo games to fail/flop and 99% you will hear "so they can go third party and put their games on steam".
Maybe with a "because nintendo is le ebil" as a middle point before saying the above.

>>715667907
this seems shockingly accurate given the way nintendo fans will just let games or even entire consoles die if they don't like them

>>715642153 (OP)
Which fanbase is worse in terms of willingness to eat shit, MAGA or Tendies?

>>715661961
oh yeah need more souless icon, would be bad if anything good catch the eye of the player

>>715668063
>The only games that are safe are the ones people have enjoyed for years, or they're from 20 years ago when media was good
you say that but there is usually a daily thread seething that Ocarina of Time exists and is widely beloved

>>715667890
I just have fun counter trolling you.

>>715668142
nobody thinks that their 4chan shitposts is going to make nintendo go bankrupt you schizo

>>715667836
Yes gameplay first is bad when it completely abandons other aspects like visuals and story. Doesn’t even have difficulty which is one of the biggest aspects of gameplay as well.

>>715668217
Snoys and no one except maybe Epic games shills come close

>>715668217
Snoys. See: Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West.

>>715668351
Looks fine on my screen. Game has challenge zones for those aiming for 100%. Play the game retard.

>>715655534
Amazon doesn’t let you return games you opened.

>>715668806
hmm you can't open a switch game, what are they going to do ? dna test on the plastic ?

>>715668983
>the concept of new physical games is such a foreign concept to snoys they already forgot how it feels
grim

>>715667074
Nobody actually cares about what Geoff Keighley thinks is game of the year. J wish he industry would stop propping him up, he’s a literal nepo baby nobody

>>715642153 (OP)
Damn poors are now complaining about $70 Switch games.

>>715642729
it's a gagging mechanism

>>715667547
>do you think that people are posting that the game is shit because they're trying to make nintendo go bankrupt or something?
Yes

>>715668983
Are you retarded? They come wrapped in plastic you have to rip open

>>715669838
Why do you think that?

>>715669904
nta, that's what you tell us verbatim.

Just tried the demo at a kiosk for about 10 mins. I checked out both levels in the demo. I think kids will like it but it just doesn't feel or look right and leaves much to be desired. I would absolutely say Odyssey was better.
>got about 3-4 very noticeable frame drops, it even froze for a second after breaking a big wall in the 1st level
>Character models look good but the world itself looks like it's made of Play-Doh
>Destruction is limited to certain Play-Doh materials only
>Camera is terrible, i got motion sick after just 10 mins
>Levels are fucking puny
Definitely not worth 70 fucking dollars

>>715670152
Works on my machine

>>715670152
>but the world itself looks like it's made of Play-Doh
thats a problem with goytracing in general

>>715669904
For years, if not decades, it's been the dream for so many anti-Nintendo people that they finally go the Sega route, go third-party, and release their games on PC and other consoles. Pic related was what all Sonyfags were hoping for a decade ago.

>>715667074
No, a fun 3d platformer is all about movement and level design. It's why Mario 64 still holds up after so many years.
Collectathon bullshit is not fun. "YOU GOT THE X" for the millionth fucking time is tedious bullshit and only enjoyable for ADHD-ridden toddlers.

Ever since tendies lost GOTY to expedition 33 (giving them PTSD of when they lost GOTY to BG3) they have since been melting down. Pic related was from the first metacritic thread, they have NOT been doing well since then

>>715670224
A decade ago, Nintendo still made decent games.

>>715670302
How do you know Bananza is "collectathon bullshit"?

>>715642153 (OP)
tendiesharts...

>>715642384
>a literal janitor
Oh my god, no wonder janny is so quick to defend his honor

>>715670570
>GOTY
>game that is an hour long

>>715670570
i haven't cared about the goy of the year award since takes two "won" it

>>715642153 (OP)
I take solace in knowing this is Donkey Kong and not Donkey Kong Country.

>>715670651
After playing the demo for a short time, I can guarantee you it's More of a collect-a-thon than a platformer. There's bananas, fossils for getting shop stuff, gold for some reason you're collecting, etc

>>715670802
I stopped after TLoU2 won

>>715642153 (OP)
I have no clue who keeps making threads about these stupid things, but if they're so popular I think I'll draw one more later tonight. I have a funny idea for one more.

>>715671431

>>715655468
i REALLY did not expect her to talk, let alone talk THIS MUCH
SHUT UP SHUT UP
I CAN SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE SCREEN, I DON'T NEED YOU SAYING IT TOO

>>715642153 (OP)
>Almost six hours
That feels about right

>>715672097
that moment you realize you're playing a game designed for young children...

>nintendo really charged $39.99 + tax + tip for a 41 second game

Is this shit really 5 hours long? I can cancel the Amazon order because it hasn’t shipped but I need something to play on this fucking system.

>>715672461
it's "5 hours long" in the same way Odyssey is "5 hours long" if you complete only the absolute minimum requirements to get to the final boss

>>715670802
Tendies stopped caring when tears of the $70 dlc lost lmao

>new major nintendo title releases
>snoys immediately flock to /v/ to shitpost about it being "X hours long" based on rushing to the end as fast as possible with minimal completion
Clockwork pottery.

>>715653493
>Meanwhile reality:

>>715672518
Idk if I can believe you mate. You tendies are fucking zealots when it comes to defending Nintendo.
Odyssey was great and lasted me a long time but I’m not sure I trust modern Nintendo and their greed. They would release a 5 hour tech demo for that price.

>>715672645
I still remember when Metroid Dread released and there were faggots unironically using any% speedruns to claim the game was "2 hours long"
shit was hilarious

>>715672461
IGN reviewer (fairly experienced with 3D platformers) wasn't rushing and got credit roll at 20-hour mark, and is approaching 100% at 50-hours.

>>715672518
Unless theres like 30 levels or something then no, its probably 10 hours max. The levels are very small and the game gives you a button to reveal collectibles nearby. IGN claiming 50 hours is a flat out lie, they were 100% payed.

>>715650990
>rent game from gamefly
>rip game
>send it back
>every console its used in gets bricked
based

>>715672760
Okay that eases my mind a bit. Tendies are prone to lying and carrying water for Nintendo no matter what. Journalists lie all the time too but they aren’t devoted religious fanatics like the tendies are so they’re a bit more believable.

>>715672760
>>715672798

>>715672798
>anyone who disagrees with my shitposting must be a paid liar shill

>>715672838
>tendies defend this practice to their dying breath because calling Nintendo up to ask for permission to use the system you bought is fine in their mind
I want to see normalfags get fucked over by Nintendo so bad it becomes a class action against them lmao

>>715672669
I can't believe Toyotaro traced Twilight Princess's plot

>>715650591

>muh satisfying bing bing wahoo

The memes write themselves lmao

>>715642153 (OP)
I can't handle these goofy comics they kill my sides every time
I hope the anon that makes these has immense satisfaction from making the best OC this year

>>715672898
Sourced from the IGN reviewer's twitter (Logan Plant).

>>715672898
So he went AFK for 55 hours

>>715674147
Picrel, it's you. Get some help.

This game is horrible to watch - it's just non-stop SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH, just ugly to look at

God this game is so fucking shit it's insane! Why does Nintendo get away with releasing slop after slop after slop

This shit wont even sell 2 million copies kek

>>715642153 (OP)
Looks so bad, glad I didn't buy this shit out of fear from lack of games on this thing

>>715642153 (OP)
2 games in 2 months and they are both SHIT holy fuck Nintendo is an entire circus.

>>715642153 (OP)
>freckles
Well someone's a nonce..

>>715642153 (OP)
I love DKC since the snes but this ain't it. Anyone okay with this is not a real dong fan

>>715642153 (OP)
I absolutely never asked for longer games.

>>715642153 (OP)
Someone have more of this comic? I remember this got at least two more images like this

bait and switch 2 and if you boughted any of nintendos products since the wii u you are actively destroying your right to own anything

>>715642153 (OP)
Glad I have no interest in getting a Switch 2 anytime soon, this looks meh

>>715668806
yes they do. you can return anything to Amazon within 30 days for any reason. their return policy is extremely easy to abuse, and morally correct because fuck kikes

>>715649165
>omg, they got le terraforming
Shitch 2 has the power of a low level PS2

>>715672838
>get game
>figure out some PCigger stolt it
>report it
>get unbanned
>(you) get a nice lawsuit

>>715677162
This but sony and valve products
Also
>tranime

>>715679395

>>715677162
>physical carts with the full game on it are destorying ownership

>>715642153 (OP)
You can't just say 'perchance'.

>>715679857
this is not a dating site, anon

>>715672760
>IGN reviewer
>experienced
At sucking cock, maybe. If games journalists weren't incompetent retards, they wouldn't be games journalists.

>>715651627
jesus christ. Nintendo shills are fucking insane.

>>715679857
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/ericjej/page/1/
You've been posting this guy's face for 3 entire years. At what point do you admit that you're mentally ill?

>>715680331
>You've been posting this guy's face for 3 entire years
Yeah it's awesome

>>715672898
>game isn't even out yet
>65 hours
How is it fair this faggot gets the game 1 week before me reeeeeeeeee

>>715680320
We're just counter trolling you

>>715680405
Why are so obsessed with him? Is he even real?

Listen, I appreciate the oc but I think it’s weird whenever people try to present rare dk as the uber-chad when he was pretty a damsel in distress of half the rare games and the least fun to play as in the other half, epd dk actually does some cool shit like changing the terrain with just his fists and throwing out rapid fire stretchy arm punches on his foes like a breeze, even retro let him punch the moon, what the fuck did rare have him do? Sit there and look pretty while diddy did all of the cool shit, that’s what.

>>715670224
As a Playstation fan myself, is more realistic for Playstation and Xbox to end as a third party for Nintendo.
Heck we already know the mess Xbox is as a brand right now, while Playstation had his worse generation since the ps3 days, heck all his exclusive are on PC, while we already have Playstation as a developer and publisher on some switch games.
I'm not even mocking, thats kinda sad because I love ps as a brand too.
I thought Xbox could have something cool with steam being on board, but the massive firings and discarded projects are way too much, man, spyro and crash have the worst of luck, banjo too.
Doesn't help either Sony is into interactive movies more than actual games.
Is kinda funny in perspective how everyone wants to make a switch killer device, but always fail at it, makes me remember about those days when everyone mocked the wii controllers, became a success then Playstation and Xbox created their own devices that completely missed the actual point of those controllers, becoming comercial failures. Gosh, Playstation move and the kinect were such terrible ideas, while Playstation portal sucks because you always needs wifi to work.
The steam deck is fine, but kinda overrated if you ask me.

>>715680574
He has special spaces in the Gamecube Mario party games.

>>715680461
Of course. That's why I post his picture.

is this game really going to hold people over until metroid

>>715680460
Who is "we"? you and all those other people inside your head?

>>715680723
How do you know?

>>715680785
Me and multiple people on /v/
>>715680904
Because I was there when he got doxed

>>715680986
Ok but why do you believe that he's behind every post that says something critical of nintendo?

>>715681095
But I don't. You're asking the wrong guy btw. You should be grilling this poster >>715662531
>>715679395

>>715679594
i imagine that email string going like this
>h@lp! nintendo! my account was locked, i dindu nothin!
>ai reply asking you to try restarting your system
>email strung around for days until chatgpt spits out "insufficient evidence, have a nice day"

>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK SWITCH 2

>RARE DK WAS BETTER!!!!

>>715642756
Is there an alt that removes Pauline?

>>715682592
oh so NOW suddenly eric likes older nintendo games instead of being a pure snoy gamer
is it really that hard to accept that multiple people dislike the direction nintendo is going in?

>game is anti-lgbt
So I guess /v/ loves it now

>>715667836
.01 cents has been deposited in to your account

>>715679395
>trying to shit on a nintendo game by comparing it to great games with similar features
the PS2 was the last time sony had anything worth spending a single cent on

>Nintendies are dense and butt hurt!
Imagine being a Nintendie in the year 2025!

That's embarrassingly sad!

>>715684249
You're so funny!

>>715684330
I will be on the hill that the vita was legitimately a good console hardware wise and even for the little software it had, games wise.
Had the tards at SIE not killed it because it was japanese, they would have had the perfect weapon to eat the switch's third party support alive given to this day most shit that runs on the switch from third parties would also run on the vita.

>>715684205
HE'S GAY
WOKE KONG

>>715684078
Is it really so hard to be a troll who wears a trip? Seems like your entire problem is getting called a name that isn't yours, but you never told us your name. Is this because you wouldn't be able to continue to abuse the IP counter if your wore a trip?

>>715684468
>tranime

>>715684078
snoys are mindbroken and pretend to like anything if they think it will help them "win" against the current nintendo console
see the constant flood of "n-n-nintendo is soulless now! i wish it was the wiiu era again when sony was winning!"

>>715679954
based

>>715687285
i think you might be the mindbroken one here

>>715687285
>i wish it was the wiiu era again when sony was winning!"
not the caco, but i also miss when snoy was still japanese

>>715687601
I think its you.

>>715642153 (OP)
I don't even have to look to know it's some retard rushing straight to the end of the game, it happens every time a game comes out. I remember when Xenoblade 2 released and some idiots rushed to the ending in like 30 hours and everyone was dooming about it, then I played it myself and got 150 hours out of it

>>715642153 (OP)
Why are drawGODS so freakin’ ZASED??

>>715674147
I think it’s more like he probably didn’t have much else to play on his Switch 二™

>>715671431
>>715642153 (OP)
Here's a new one, have fun shitposting. Good night.
Ponder the aroma.

>>715688596
>the wonder bread

>>715688596
kekaroo, good work drawfag!

>>715688596
damn it, I was hoping for another pauline parody

>>715673094
the best ones always do

>>715688596
artfags are too powerful

>>715668351
Then wouldn't all Indie game need to die because they may have good story but there visuals can be completely crap and even 8-16 bits only.
A game is very thing from gameplay, story and visuals. People like other things, some would could story, some will could gameplay. Some will choose visuals and FPS even if visuals FPS in my eye is dumb and meaningless. Can't never make a game fun.

How I choose a a game if I see the game and say hay it look like I can have fun with that game. I do not care if it Indie or what is call a AAA game. If I look at the game say it look like it could be fun and turn out to be fun for me in the end. I play it and buy it, that it.

>>715687285
Nintendo fumbled many generations not just the Wii U. People considered the Gamecube and 64 underwhelming. Wii was basically a glorified exercise simulator and Wii U was even worse.

>>715690363
True, but O will say the N64 is a godlike console if you play a lot with friends. Its couch multiplayer library is still unmatched, nothing even comes close.

>>715690443
>but O will
What the fuck?

>>715690498
I, I'm tired and fat fingered the O key when I meant to type "I"

>>715690203
Then wouldn't all Indie game need to die because they may have good story but there visuals can be complete crap. Even 8-16 bits.

A game is everything from gameplay, story and visuals. People like all kind of things from there video game, some would choose story, some will choose gameplay. Some will choose visuals and FPS even if this over the top obsessing over only visuals and FPS in my eye is dumb/meaningless. Will not ever made a game fun in my eyes or for the price.

How I choose a game is, if I see a game and say hay that look like something I can have fun with. I do not care if it Indie or the so call AAA game. If I look at the game and say it like I can have fun with that game. Also turn out to be fun in the end. I play it, buy it and that it.

>>715690892
good morning saar

>>715688596
>when chunky comes over to visit
Rarebros? Why are we playing video games while Chunky visits our girlfriend...?

>>715691002
Chunky's cock doesn't work since the pineapple launcher incident. Lanky Kong, though? You should see how far his dong stretches.

>>715653679
>It only makes me laugh to think "what insane shit will this lunatic draw next about Donkey Kong of all things?" I mean, all you can do is laugh because of how pathetic it is

Has anyone posted of all Pauline outfits in-game already?

>>715691002
DK and Chunky are playing multiplayer together while Candy makes sandwiches.

>>715691627
This nigga looks like Booster from Jingle all the way

>>715691002
Donkey doesn't need Candy. He's got goth gf now

>>715688596
>scalpers feet tip

>>715692130
Post the mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/gsztdq.mp4

>>715691627
why is this the only outfit with footwear?

>>715692373

Un game de Quentin Tarantino

Why doesn't DK or kool have any voice acting?

>>715692373
Dan Schneider funded Bananza, prease understand.

>>715684205
you left out the dialogue after that
>You have to get their kongsent first!

>>715692781
Nintendo HATES the true version of K Rool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPG84zY-HOY

>>715693431
The voice acting in this show was so fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9-g7zRpayw

>>715644545
I can already tell this video is gonna be posted in every Bananza thread without fail for the next 10 years by this anon

>>715642153 (OP)
Cute Dora

>>715672798
If you include the sub levels there actually are more than 30 levels

Can you change voice over/text language in the game?
Nintendo has been forcing me to use my local language in the eshop so i'm hesitant.

>>715642153 (OP)
>>715646167
>>715653493
I can't tell if these are ironic or not and honestly it makes them funnier.

>>715688596
>ps5 library
It's the little things

>>715642153 (OP)
>6 hours of gameplay
I'm about 5 hours in and I basically just beat the first boss

>>715649473
No

>>715656707
deeprock is not silky smooth 120fps, that's a flat out lie

>>715692316
>they really want you to fuck this ape
Jesus.

>>715642153 (OP)
I regret buying a switch 2 now
WHY the FUCK did you retards trick me into buying this shit!?

>>715693431
That video unlocked a core memory. K. Rool wasn’t just a villain, he was a theatrical menace with a voice so hammy it should’ve come with a sodium warning. Honestly wild that Nintendo just sanitized him into “Generic Smash Grunter #47”. Let him monologue about crocodile supremacy again, cowards.

>>715642153 (OP)
>Snoy bien!
I'll admit it, this got a chuckle out of me.

>>715675338
Playing a game versus spectating are two different things anon. Nintendo designed the game for those who play it.

>>715692219
> fee + tip

>>715653493
Kek

>>715688596
who makes these gems lol

>>715693431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjarPq9dW98

>>715646167
>Yep, sips drink

>The Looongmer
>"That game needs to be loooonger"
>"No I NEED hours of text boxes and mindless padding"
>Won't even consider playing games with crafted content, it needs to be procgenned for infinite slop
>Ruined his life sinking 7,000 hours into an MMO but at least it was looong
>"Only 10 hours? Heh. Some 'game of the year'. I'm going back to grinding my dailies"
>Rates every game solely in terms of dollars per hour value
>Fears the thought of having even a second of free time

Someone who loves wojak templates should make this instead of me

>>715644545
>furigana
lmao what? first game i ever saw that does it

>>715708892
Games for little children have them sometimes, like Pokemon.

>>715642153 (OP)
the speedrun is def going to be way lower than 5 hours