Thread 715674331

Now: Pokemon HeartGold, Werster cock and ball torture
Next: Antichamber
Later: GTA: Vice City

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

Previous: >>715653439

Here's how Werster can still win:

IM A HEADBANGA

>power goes out
>miss the first 2 hours of the run
>come back to werster crashing
kino machine

>No Lake of Rage
>No lighthouse
It's werstover

>>715674239
It would have to go full NSG and have either a power cut or a fire alarm to go off.

And werster has left the building

>>715674391
It's k magicman is going to get werster luck on red and be stonewalled for 45 minutes
>>715674331 (OP)
>Werster cock and ball torture
Kek /ourguy/ cannot catch a break

lmao

>werster is pulling up his own youtube videos to remember how to do a glitch
what an absolute chad

>werster is looking up his own run to figure out how to do a glitch
this run is a rollercoaster of emotion

>>715674503
Kek did he just bail?

>>715674617
>Kek did he just bail?
He's looking up how to do a glitch so that he can get his run back on track

What the fuck is going on?

>go grab water
>come back
>Werster is gone
what happened

Werster wrote the rule book

6 hours seem accurate or are they going way under?

>>715674408
not a single white person on that couch

>>715674331 (OP)
>Werster gets butt fucked from RNG
>Banner is "I hate Australians so God damn much"
Legitimately what did the man do in a previous life? His struggle makes me believe in the divine

Watch THIS, BABY

>Jasmine is easy

what a slut

got the volume turned up a little for you guys, youre welcome

vgh... kino...

A large, formidable tree, huh?

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW???

>>715674815
but he just did a glitch

>>715674331 (OP)
Antichamber is really cool.

>>715674773
>Satan doesn't care about footwear rules... And neither do I.

>>715674689
>what happened
He didn't remember how to do a glitch to get into the gym, so he had to look it up really quick

>>715674773
fucking thank you

werstisters...

This race is what every single Pokemon GDQ race wishes it was holy shit
what a roller coaster
who the fuck is ahead at this point

i've never used an x item lol

It's almost as if you should save every couple hours in a six hour run. Huh. Marathon safety? What the fuck is that?

>>715674860
yeah really enjoyed that game back in the day
don't know how cool a speedrun is when you actually skip past all the neat puzzles though

>get outta my abyss m8
jej

>>715674815
it's not glitchless, it's glitch, less
put your glasses on

>>715674927
JT is. Werster is having to glitch his way to catch up

>>715674815
lmao

>>715674927
werster is winging it on a scuffed backup save, he's quite behind

>>715674724
World record is 5 hours, other "fast" runs are just under 6 hours
You have to beat all 16 Gym Leaders, E4 members, Champion, and Red

I expect JT will finish the race and they'll stop shortly afterwards

>>715674928
Me neither but they're really strong. I didn't use items for 10 years until Legends Arceus where I did.

>>715674860
It's a neat game but it's not the mindbending experience people hype it up as.

>>715674927
>RNG bullshit and a crash happens to literally one of maybe 2 people on the planet who can claw his way out of it
Kino... This run is better than anything GDQ has put out in a decade and it is only halfway over

all these dudes in dresses and werster couldn't dress up as misty?

>>715675002
Goddamn, the UI guy is on top of it

I may not know much about pokemon games but this run is the perfect kind of shitshow.

>saveswapping
VGH.... KINO...

Alright, we have to do another time warp, give him a second

>>715674961
>it's okay, if we black out all that happens is we get sent to the nearest pokemon center
>what's the worst that could happen?

>>715675109
he's already done it

What is he doing now

>>715675350
>Dressing up ironically for fun vs a bunch of troons
I miss it

>>715675361
>What is he doing now
Loading up another save file, trying to find one that is reasonably close to the completion that he needs

>>715674773
Thanks g, I appreciate you

>>715675350
>That ZESTY tiny buck second to right
I say I SAY

>>715675002
>it's just baton ass now
lame

>>715675350
This image infuriates and excites thugs.

>>715675350
>the guy in sukumizu
SWEET AS A SUGAR PLUM

So how far back is Werster now?

Reminder that not even saving the game would keep werster safe.

https://youtu.be/zK-KyUlC0I8

>>715675569
Yes.

Why did Werster's DS even crash in the first place? Is it something to do with the capture equipment? I've never heard of a DS just crashing.

>>715675569
yes

>>715675569
Technically he's ahead because he can fly to the Elite Four and fight them since the game doesn't check for badges. But it's looking grim on the "can he win" front.

I think he tilted the capture cable or something

>>715675641
His mom was fucking with her voodoo doll again.

>>715675641
he said he was playing too close to the desk, and wishes he was playing in bed, he mighta hit it on the desk

>>715675569
He's like Vegeta and JT is like Goku
>I'm not mexican
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He's like... Gary... and JT is like Ash.

>>715675716
Weird way to come out as Mexican.

>>715675406
I don't know man, sukumizu is kinda crossing a line for me to consider it ironic. Also, isn't there a webm of 2 of these guys kissing a 3rd on the cheeks at the same time? A bit much for a joke as far as I'm concerned.

>>715675808
You are very obviously
>talking to a troon
>ngmi

>>715674920
>>715675450
you know all i did was ask why the stream was so quiet and they turned it up a little.
why didnt anyone just ask them monday

>5 dollar dono from tentacruel
kek

>>715675923
why on earth would i have a twitch account

>>715675716
bejitabros....

>>715675923
We unironically get our way by bitching at GDQ/ESA. ESA had this one godawful setup where it was way too bright, /v/ complained for an entire run, it went away the next run. I personally complained about the troon on the FFIX couch, and it went away twenty minutes later.

To everyone who still cannot fathom how on earth Werster managed to crash the game, this is the same guy who had this happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1jwZg3cPM8
His bad luck with Pokemon is unprecedented

>>715676107
Nigger, no one is losing their minds over it happening, it's him being a myopic retard who didn't make a safety save.

>>715676067
the troon was better than the spyro runner

>>715676067
>ESA had this one godawful setup where it was way too bright, /v/ complained for an entire run, it went away the next run.
Some anons genuinely believe they were solely responsible for a changed tablecloth that was a blindingly obvious problem.

>>715676195
The spyro runners were all jews, so no argument here.

>>>715676107
>Nigger, no one is losing their minds over it happening, it's him being a myopic retard who didn't make a safety save.

>>715675808
>he never gave his homies a kissy
Shame on you anon. You should be more comfortable with your sexuality

>>715676217
Kill yourself, Edenal. Gayest Swede award, and that's saying something.

>>715676172

Dude you don't have to go in on him for wearing glasses, he can't help it.

>>715676428
"heh"

>>715676107
>2min with zero encounters
>on water
How

>>715675350
The good ol' days.

>>715675808
Just lads being lads.

>>715676323
>Edenal
Funny you mention the dude who used 4chan as an example of horny fuckwits who need eyecandy to keep them distracted.

>>715676583
...Ok Edenal.

>forgets to set down the boulder
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>715676107
>those shitty xsplits
>FUUOCK
giga nostalgia, werster's stream was so soul at that time. i wish i could find the marching ban with chainsaws made of dicks speech.

>>715676583
>NOOOOOO STOP NOTICING
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/goosebert/deleted/deleted/

nobody cares about your schizo achievements

he's jerking that guy off!

What the FUCK is up with the audio on this steam

Someone is randomly turning it way too up or way too down all day

why did the camera change...

>We're so back
Phrases uttered moments before disaster

I guess we hit the mid-run low point combined with Americans getting sleepy.

>save file didn't even clear the red gyarados

Jesus fug. How much overestimate is he gonna be?

Karenfags...

>>715676009
yeah thats a good reason to suffer for four days

>>715677212
literally had to download an add-on to boost audio cuz of this stream

>>715677371
Again, /v/ is used to having complaints heard by the very jannies of the event.

>>715677371
The one anon that did have an account was more interested in spamming their chat with /pol/ crap and then complaining in the thread about being banned for it.

>>715677469
after the first 12 hours of no one the stream giving a fuck what made anyone think anyone in asm was reading this

>>715677540
It doesn't work for ASM because they're too small time. ESA and GDQ get involved here because literal livelihoods are on the line.

>>715676009
>>715677415

get an addon

>Have to sleep
enjoy werster's 17th comeback in a row without me

>>715677602
>because literal livelihoods are on the line.
I'm sure those thirty or so views are highly valued to the bigger marathons.

>>715674393
He didn't need to be mean to the lady.

>>715677813
I'm sure the millions that GDQ brings in make you look like a deflecting jew.

>>715675923
I complained about it a few times in the chat, and one of the admins started giving me a hard time because they finally noticed it the third time. Just gave up at that point, fuck it.

>>715677707
Remember to say your prayers, anon, and good night

SNEED!
SNEED!
SNEED!

Which one of you was that

>>715677887
>using Twitch chat
>at all
>ever
Really getting sick of vaccinated cattle.

>>715677872
You just got the point, good boy.

the sign is a subtle joke

>>715677976
You just realized I was talking about ESA, not GDQ.

I ain't tryin' to play wit no dit-to

>>715678026
>keeps mentioning GDQ
>b-but I really meant ESA
lol

>Too poor to rob
Oof

>too poor to rob
It just keeps getting worse and worse...

>>715678189
Yes, trying to avoid Edenal being a massive faggot. Too late for that one. >>715676217

>>715677965
the youtube stream has the same problem dimwit
>>715677887
it was probably some gaywad stream janny. bizarre no one on tech bothered to check stream quality from the sites themselves. surely they couldve all noticed how quiet it was

wait, we're not donating to give australians cancer?
bros?

What's up John?

Alright fellas I gotta go to sleep, enjoy the rest of this run for me

>>715678119
I wouldn't want to spook you into early death.

fuck. How much of the event have I missed? forgot this was on

>>715678928
Two and a bit days.

Even trainwreck Pokemon races are fun when it's not GDQ

>>715678980
dang

>>715678993
>at least my locals aren't a literal cult, hehe, right?
Tranny on the FFX run. Sorry, aussie.

>>715679108
Way more than that in previous runs too. Nearly every run had a troon onscreen.

>>715671984
Complaining is like 98% of the fun of games done queer.

>>715679108
why pick the one that's an actual woman when we had sonic adventure dx with 5 trans queens. and hollow knight with 4 trans queens. and castlevania HoD with 1 trans queen. surely you didn't start watching just today when you began your sperg out... right?

>>715679264
That was a tranny, you're just a retard. I guess I missed the more egregious ones, though.

>>715679264
Anon sees them everywhere now, it makes him feel smart.

>>715679264
>why pick the one that's an actual woman
He's baiting you, newfag
Stop responding to the tranny trolls and they will stop posting

>>715679336
I challenge you to listen to that entire run and not hear that faggot slip up and talk like a man at least ten times in one hour. You're fucking lying to yourself.

>>715679264
>surely you didn't start watching just today when you began your sperg out... right?
Why do you think this is an own? I tried to watch yesterday, but you stupid faggots were playing Nick Jr. games. What is wrong with Australia?

>>715679387
The cutie on the FFX run was 100% XX chromosome female with a stinky pussy

>>715671965
How was it? I wanted to catch it but I needed sleep like an hour in. Also, I think we were all shitposting about something, maybe the prior run, as it was getting going.

>>715679264
NO!
NOT JUSTE'S GAME!
ANYTHING BUT THAT!

>>715679582
yeah xhe was an ogre and the run was 3 minutes long in a category that can be completed in 30 seconds

>audio on guy fucking around with a spinarak and not werster doing e4, even if its a jank run
asmbros...

>>715679696
It's the only run that's legit so they probably figured they'd leave it on that.

>>715679696
Werster is the victor in our hearts but we do not grant his run the rank of "legitimate"

whenever someone posts lovare i think about newton and structural engineering

All that setup for nothing

>>715679763
>Werster is the victor in our hearts but we do not grant his run the rank of "legitimate"
What?
How can you do this?
This is outrageous - it's unfair!

>>715679831
elaborate

Anyone ever find it weird that despite being such a "heteronormative" series, Pokemon is really popular with the crowd that's against that kind of stuff?

>>715679839
He's done at least three different setups now, and had them all go tits up.

>>715679945
>if I pretend hard enough, this is my new save file
Give it up, retard.

>>715680017
It's all in good fun retard. Werster wins like 95% of race streams I catch anyways

>>715679903
>unironically Star Wars posting
Please go back.

>>715679917
It's a popular enough franchise that attracts all sort of people.

>>715680017
Anon his character swapped genders two hours in.

>>715680228
TRANS RIGHTS HOYYYP

>>715680228
Does that change anything I said, you retarded bot?

What was the mistake/bad rng that caused Werster's swap?

>>715680313
Game crashed

>>715680313
>What are you gonna do about that?

>>715680313
First time the game crashed and the first save he pulled wasn't really workable so he went onto this one after some time of trying.

>>715680356
>>715680361
>>715680451
Huh.
Should've saved I guess.

KEK

>Werster being audacious enough to criticize his opponent's play
YOU LOST YOU STUPID NIGGER. YOU ARE THE FAILURE HERE. YOU FORGOT TO SAVE BECAUSE OF YOUR MASSIVE HUBRIS, NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL

>>715680556
Anon it was ironic.

>>715680492
>Should've saved I guess.

>>715679945
>He's done at least three different setups now, and had them all go tits up.
looks like poor man can't get married

>>715680583
Anon it was cope.

>>715680492
Same old shit of not saving the game to save time, and then failing.

Still doesn't beat that Super Fucking Metroid race where three of the top runners all died and the last place relative newbie was the only one to complete it.

>>715680689
Was it even a crash he could've avoided?

>>715680556
>Forgot
No one forgot retard it was a technical error

>>715680756
True, I was being unnecessarily lenient with my words.

>>715680725
Nah, sounds like it was a hardware thing due to wiggling the capture cable around.

Curse: Invoked

Is the stream choppy for anyone else?

>>715680935
I am still dying from epilepsy.

RIP

>double run invalidated
well at least it's entertaining

>>715681082
I disagree.

why do they not save man

you're 4h deep on stream and you dont save i dun geddit

>>715681082
literally just got back, what happened with JT's run

>>715681082
Reset so JT is back

>>715681184
used donphan (he wasn't allowed to)

Why doesn't werster have a master ball? I only managed to jump in like 20 minutes ago.

>>715681184
He didn't want to load his save that was before Koga so he attacked with Donphan only to lose anyway

>>715681082
isn't it technically valid again since he reset anyway?

>>715681216
He's using GameShark.

>>715681216
Well you see, Werster is on like his 4th different save file that's for a completely different category, so he didn't get the Master Ball in this one

>>715681173
For proper runs you don't save to cut back on the minute or so saving time, but for a marathon you'd think they would have a gentleman's agreement to save before a significant fight.

>>715681216
his game crashed, loaded a glitched save he had, i think some items and story stuff was completely skipped
>>715681236
yeah it is now, but at that time when I replied he seemed adamant about being able to continue (and it seemed he was going to be ok)

>>715681216
Werster's game crashed at like the 2:30 mark and he had no safety save
So he's running some other game save files that he had already
The one he's on now was at the Elite 4 already, and had glitched past like 3 of the gyms so he skipped a lot of the game

Basically this is just a tandem "Let's Play" at this point

What a shame.

>>715681362
>Basically this is just a tandem "Let's Play" at this point
The other dude got re-legit from resetting but now he's way back.

Reminder

>>715681559
>Physical assault
It's called battery retard

crit rng simulator

>spend an hour taking a shit
>jt is back at bruno
dude

>>715681816
Mistakes were made.

>>715681816
This run is so fucking scuff it is insane. This is going to be a certified classic

>>715681816
At least his run is legit now

>>715681559
Chances are Melo breaks all of these rules

>>715681943
Nope, it's a ZZZ trainwreck. It isn't even entertaining. Werster just massively fucked up and it was a mistake borne from hubris.

>>715681816
You should see a doctor

>>715682075
>jewish humor

>>715681994
>Mistake from hubris
Anon he said it himself. It's like 10 minutes worth of saving across a run it isn't fucking worth it

>>715682154
This massive fucking shitshow seems like it was.

Nope! Nothing here but trash.

>>715681994
>It's a zzz Trainwreck
It's fun you spas

>>715682154
>Currently saving before a gym leader

>>715682208
>too gay to even type "spaz"

>>715682192
>Something that happens .1% of the time
>Yeah it's worth it to blow 10 minutes
Retard

>>715682154
in an actual speedrun? Sure, I get that, maximize where you can.
During a marathon? I respect the autism but come on, brother.

>>715682208
>spas

>>715682267
>saving takes ten minutes
You truly are a drooling fucking retard. How do you even tie your shoes?

>I just clicked self-destruct
Sounds like a summary of the run as a whole.

>>715682257
Maybe he intentionally typed "spas" - like we're a bunch of jacuzzis?

>>715682309
If you save before every major fight yes which was the point

I've played Pokemon games on cart for 20 years and have never seen a single crash or game breaking glitch yet werster sees like 3 per run.

>>715682356
No one is saying to do that, you disingenous tranny. Just a single save every couple hours. This is how fucking stupid speedrunners are.

>>715682275
>During a marathon? I respect the autism but come on, brother.
Especially during a long run and a race on top of that.
>>715682309
Anon was being charitable, they showed saving earlier and went "this can take up to a minute per save". You'd save more than ten times over all the gyms and elite four and shit.

>>715682397
Werster luck bro. If he did save it would have been a corrupted save anyways

>>715682431
YOU SAVE ONCE EVERY TWO HOURS JUST FOR SAFETY YOU FUCKING RETARDS, THAT"S IT

IF WERSTER /////LITERALLY///// SAVED TWO HOURS IN, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

>>715682397
They think it's from the capture card's cable getting a bit fucky and upsetting the DS.

It blows my dick off that someone can spend six hours straight doing a game and call it a "speedrun." Like sure he did it faster than anyone that didn't know the route or whatever would do but this shit ain't fast.

>>715682492
Hindsight is 20/20

>all the fun posters are asleep and all that's left is speds
I'll watch the rest tomorrow. Someone get werster to drop gamer words

fun!

>>715682397
The 3DS they're using is modded to add the video output, and it's quite possible that's doing something fucky with the internals
Especially since he was complaining about the cable coming out right before he crashed - that could certainly cause issues

>an hour and twenty ahead
Hm... sounds like estimates are just that. Estimates.

>>715682492
>Erm if it just didn't crash it wouldn't be a problem

>>715682492
>save every two hours
So one or two resets still kills the run's chances dead with hours to wait for the next run unless you mercy kill it.

Why is the cut off lower than their estimate?

>>715682630
THAT'S WHY YOU TAKE THE SAFETY SAVE YOU BROWN PILE OF SHIT RETARD
>HURR DURR EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT PERFECTLY, WHY BOTHER WITH FUTURE HYPOTHETICALS?
BROWN THINKING. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE IMMIGRANTS

>>715682708
could be a way to make up for FFX going over estimate

Oh hay the run's re-invalidated again.

CHEATING

>>715682753
>>715682708
mercykill

>>715682275
>During a marathon?
It's Werster, his safe strats for marathons are barely safer, as one could assume from his Trainer Tower run that also got mercy killed, or the old SoulSilver or whatever run that he had to finish off stream because they pulled him off
And it's this stuff that we like anyway because going off script means we get to see him flex his knowledge of the game (where possible)

>>715682753
I think I fell asleep after the wendigo fight, I take it that it stayed a shitshow?

i wasnt going to say anything since you fags obviously enjoy 6hr "speedruns" but now you're sperging out when the speedrun was in fact retarded shitshow? whats the logic here

>>715683043
>whats the logic here
this is /v/, anon...

>>715683043
No one is saying this

>>715683043
Good morning saar.

Maybe JT should just trade werster some pokemon

>>715682737
I bet you pay for extended warrantees too don't you retard

Werster luck still at it.

>>715683335
HURR DURR RANDOM SOCIAL SHAMING DURR
I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE A WOMAN DON'T YOU RETARD

>>715683376
Lel strunk close didn't I el retardo

>>715683460
>strunk
YOUR BROWN LOL

>>715683151
Hrm, I don't see anything in the rules about being single player
So yeah, get good enough to run HG on one console and SS on another, and trade as needed
Genius!

>>715683496
>Wrong you're
E tu Brutus?

>>715683496
>>715683460

kiss and make up already

>>715683684
>easiest troll in the book
Diamond dozen.

>>715683707
>I'm black, and you should be gay.
Nah. Maybe you should stop being a niggerfaggot.

>>715674331 (OP)
>missed 5 hours of wersters run because work
Damn, also thought GTA was right after, not trying to stay up until 4 here.

Which pokégirl do you think these guys prefer?

mercy kill

>>715683835
Stop watching and watch it from the start without spoilers. It's a hell of a run

>>715683892
/ourguy/ is a misty KING. JT feels like a dawn CHAD

>>715683892
Werster wants to BE Misty

>>715683882
Anon it's late on a weekday in the white world. Please understand it's all in jest

>>715683894
Shut the fuck up and let people enjoy fun runs

>>715684012
>SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM

OH, you're gonna save now, retard?

HG/SS was the absolute zenith of Pokey Mans. It's only been downhill since.

what even is this category mate

Kek, donate to make them suffer more.

>>715684187
"What are you gonna do about that?" %

>>715683905
I'll probably catch the vod on my next day off, have to watch the FFX run too.

>>715684187
FUCKED UP TWICE AND WE'RE STILL KEEPING ON AND CALM MAITE

I'm just waiting for them to pull the plug so I can watch Antichamber.

>>715684187
Don't worry about it

>>715684187
Just enjoy the runs cunt

werster just hit 5 90% rolls in a roll, buy a lottery ticket

What's even happening any more

>>715684237
>i'm gonna go out of my way to watch 10+ hours of speedruns without the thread
No you aren't. You're lying.

>>715684269
This run is going to finish retard. The estimate was extremely high

>>715684417
nta but they make for good background watching. I go back to the FFVIII GDQ run every now and then for the same thing. I'd go for the IX run too but game and shout is an obnoxious fag

>>715684587
He's desperately trying to not swear.

>>715684417
I regularly do for games I enjoy, yes. I don't even think I went on /v/ during GTAM earlier this year and had it on all day.
I usually play a game in another window when I have them on but if they are interesting enough I will just watch the whole thing.

>>715684124
Yeah, pretty much. Black/White 2 was alright, I guess, but the sheer amount of stuff to do in HG/SS couldn't be beat.

I know what I'm doing at work tomorrow!

>>715684895
Good thing your job is worthless!

Who's in the lead now?

>>715685046
The crushing inevitability of time.

>>715685092
So trannies are losing?

>>715685046
JT isn't even doing baton pass anymore lol. He has done several gym leaders in a row with gdos

>>715684895
golden sun was my shit and that OST still cant be beat
pretty sure they used like a specific setting on the chipset that only a few games ever ended up using to make the music sound as badass as it did

>Antichamber
>Vice City
Oh yeah this should be a good night.

>>715685162
>Baton Pass?

>>715684417
i havent watched a single run with this thread, day 1 was horrible and day 2+3 when i have the time to watch its 10 hr speedruns one after another, GTAVC starts off a block that finally looks interesting but ofc i'll be gone for the best run potentially (VC)

>>715685218
Gimmick run where you use a different pokemon after each gym leader instead of steamrolling everything with one OP mon

>>715685162
This seems like a cool concept for a speedrun especially, never seen it before today since I rarely go to speedrun dot com. Might try it out for BW one of these days.

>>715685279
Thanks bot-kun. Now read the whole quote chain.

>>715685218
>Baton Pass
Rules here >>715683521
Basically "Use a Pokemon on a boss fight, he's disqualified for all later boss fights"

>>715685352
Yep, whole thread full of bots.

>>715685316
The first time I ever saw it was for BW funny enough

>>715685386
Every person in this thread? All me btw.

Why is Onix so Aryan in this game?

>>715685531
Cooler really went out of his way to get dunked on

>>715685531
>>715685694
Mi hermanos es CHAD. Si.

And by some miracle the runs converge and it becomes a race again.

>werster still sticking with the rules
>Still managing to keep up with JT who is just doing manipless at this point
How is he so powerful?

>beat blue
Cowards. They have plenty of time for red let them finish

>>715685827
By loading a save and cheating the entire event.

>>715685456
BW was my first game after getting back into Pokemon, played BYS on release and stopped playing until college, still probably my favorite pokemon aside from HGSS but I've played that to death.
Seems really reset heavy for an actual run though since you need to worry about so many stats throughout the entire game.

CHEATER

>>715685962
I am not.

>>715685827
uhhhhh didnt werster glitch into pryces gym

>Gave up on the category like an hour and a half ago
>Crit into a forfeit
What a race

>someone donated to extend the suffering but it's still over after 40 minutes
GDQ would never.

>Mercy kill
Is Red that time consuming?

>>715685992
Prove that happened

>>715686002
They'd have to catch mewtwo.

>>715685892
It's only reset heavy if you want to get an extremely optimized timem if you are just speed running casually it's less of a problem

>>715686043
JT has been using just gyrados for the past hour they can do whatever they want

>>715685880
They just wanted out too badly; mercy kill.

RATE POKEMON HEARTGOLD

>>715686000
Lol based

>>715685892
>BYS
?

>>715686135
ZZZ

>>715686135
S painkino

>>715686135
A disaster

>>715686135
SSSSS squad

>>715686135
didnt watch but ZZZ

>>715686135
S first 2 hours P for pain last half

>>715686135
Werster can transform a speedrun from shit into wine everytime It's a spacebag.

>>715686135
Not GDQ.

>>715686135
A for totAl trAinwreck. Might be the most scuffed run I've ever seen.

>>715686135
S. I was laughing my ass off every 10 minutes. Fucking werster luck is insane

>>715686135
W for Werst

I woke up in time to watch antichamber with you, I thought I'd miss it

>>715686135
S

>>715686175
Blue Yellow Silver, though I did play Emerald and FRLG a bit after release since my cousin had them and I kinda got back into it.
Bought BW because I was bored and poured hundreds of hours into it, ended up getting HG and Platinum right before XY came out. Stopped playing again before SM. Now only casually play gen 1-5 on emulators and mainly nuzlocke but I have casually any% a few of the games.

>>715686371
>tranny walking simulator
Thank you for your service.

>>715686135
B for Based Werster Carries Another Trainwreck

>>715686463
It's a puzzle game that came out before everyone and their mother started doing "WOAH DUDE YOU CAN TURN RIGHT FOUR TIMES AND BE IN A DIFFERENT PLACE, IT'S NON-EUCLIDEAN 'N' SHIET"

The cool thing about Antichamber is that you don't know if he's doing an exploit or if it's just a normal part of the game.

>>715686574
Zelda did this 69 years ago

This dude's banned from Twitch lol

>>715686809
Lel someone figure out what xir did

>>715686574
>IT MELTS YOUR BRAINNNNNNNNN!
It's an ok game, it's just not the most amazing thing ever, most stuff is solved by just trying the opposite solution to the obvious thing.

Staying up for VC, on a scale from 0 (english_ben) to 10 (american ben) how is the runner?

>>715686135
S
Trainwreckkino runs are the best

Don't really care for this game, but should be a kino afternoon with Vice City and DMC3

>shit runs all day today until tomorrow which gets ender magnolia
Sweet

>>715686135
S

>Devil May Cry 3 '06 Port
Isn't that the really garbage port?

>>715684895
chrono cross is so comfy

>>715687718
>t. lizard living on pavement
Sure bro.

>faggio rampage
>not admiral police
babbys first nossu

It's less English_Ben and more Aussie_Craig.

DEAD AIR!!!!!

>>715688342
>>715688052
now he's kzaus

Don't forget to stay hydrated maybe grab a snack!

Funny that GTA comes on as the insanity of American hours end.

how did pokemon end? I fell asleep when they got to Kanto

>>715689604
Pretty much got mercy killed when one of them beat Blue.

>>715689604
They miraculously lined up again at Blue and then it got mercy killed because it was such a trainwreck. JT finished first, but nobody was playing by the rules by the end.

>>715689649
>>715689695
did they run out of time? cause when I passed out there was still about 2 hours left. was the Kanto part any good?

>>715689725
Basically yeah, they still had to go get Mewtwo and then climb Mt. Silver to fight Red and Werster didn't have the Master Ball to catch it, not sure why JT didn't finish besides being behind schedule I imagine

I miss when Rockstar weren't afraid to be goofy and over the top with GTA. All the talkshow segments for Vice City were gold. GTA 4 and 5 just come across too serious for me to really love them.

Wait a minute, that voice...

>>715690058
MY BEAUTIFUL WINDOW DISPLAY!

This run has been tits.

GTA runs were permanently ruined by replay / storage glitches

>she/her
Oh yeah, this is real GTA hours.

>$10 from English_Ben
At least he hasn't gotten his dick out in this thread.

And run over

>>715690439
Are there any categories that don't abuse it?

>>715690554
Every marathon VC run I've seen falls apart at this point in the game

>>715690491
?

nice run you got here

>>715690585
There's been some that were ok but it's a very fucking volatile game engine, the SA ones go to shit in all kinds of ways too.
>>715690598
Anon's being weird about the host, who isn't on camera at all.

>>715690564
Josh keeps trying to push NMG because he's bad at the games.
>>715690585
5 times is one of the hardest tricks in the game, not really surprising.
>>715690598
A lot of big event runners are trannies, the host being a she/her but clearly a dude is lmao.

>>715690554
Has there ever even been a gta run, that wasn't over?

>>715690726
I didn't even notice the pronouns until now, no effort at all on the dude's part.

Messing up loading a safety save is impressive

>straight up cheating
kek

>>715690836
Josh's last few runs at big marathons have been full of them troubleshooting converting saves, it's pretty funny.

trainwreck

>>715690871
>Cheating and still over estimate anyway
It's the Australian way, life is so easy here we get a little lazy

>>715690743
Joshi's first and only ever real WR, the RTA SA run.
>>715690779
There's a bunch in the GTA community, don't really get it especially when it would be a big clown in the 3d games if it was more prevelant.

His silence is deafening.

Since werster is the Magnus Carlsen of gen 4 poke runs who can even challenge him?

What a great run!

>>715690451
I'm old as shit and don't feel any need to pretend otherwise.

I went to feed the dogs and just got back and it's done, I assume being a GTA run it should be a lot longer than this, is there a problem?

>>715691474
Nah they finished it, with some cheesing about.

>>715691474
>anon doesn't check the schedule's estimate

>>715691474
top 100 finish in under an hour, he never even submitted a run

>>715691507
>>715691514
Fair enough, I'm used to gta runs going for about 3 hours, thought there must of been a classic disaster.

GTA runner should get his head shaved after that run

>>715691584
what's the criteria for head shaving anyway

>>715691631
$$

how do they even keep having audio problems for literally every run kek

bro you're by yourself, take your mask off.

Ticking clock.

They're taking the piss with the game audio now aren't they

>>715691631
every 5k they raise, someone gets their head shaved

WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?

>>715691748
He said something about your mother's morbs, I wouldn't stand for that if I were you.

You now notice the cursor on the left of the screen

You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

>>715691871
At least it's very tiny

Donté, el exterminador de demonios.

Wow, he's 51st on the leaderboard.

I'm a casual retard why am I better than this speedrunner
is the mask limiting his power

>>715692460
Nice, how good's your any%?

>>715692460
>speedrunner
>>715692434

Screen tearing

>>715692434
We just had the world record holder for a game fail to complete a run on one of the many categories he has #1 on, I'm not sure the godless night site is the end all of speedrunning.

>>715692646
have you never seen a PC run before? vsync is always off.

>>715692646
It's image tearing.
Your screen does not physically break.

>>715692834
Maybe his screen is crying.

>JT you have been eliminated for not following the rules
>werster gets crit and dies

Wonderful ending to a classic disaster run.

>>715686135
A because it was funny and werster is awesome but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

DMC3 speedruns make the game look boring

>>715692683
He did win the Kururin race which was PURE SKILL so his luck had to be extra bad today.

>>715693278
It's just how playing it optimally looks, happens in a lot of these types of games.

>>715693278
Is every category just royal guard+shotgun spam

>>715693352
DMC is about player expression, not playing optimally

>>715693278
>cool game I like on schedule
>speedrun is just clipping through a wall and walking to the exit trigger
bonus points if they fuck up their trick and don't know how to progress normally because they learnt how to play it from a guide instead of just playing it a lot

>>715693421
the player is expressing their desire to play optimally =)

the fact that the marathons always do easy/normal mode instead of DMD is bullshit though, even if that's still guard cancel and shotgun jump cancels the enemies would be more threatening so they'd actuall have to fight against the enemies instead of instantly deleting them with raw dps

>>715693456
>because they learnt how to play it from a guide instead of just playing it a lot
Goes hand in hand with showing off about not having played it casually because they learned the run for show.

>>715693456
>that Terraria runner at GDQ a few years back who had to google how to spawn the final boss mid-run
I think some people get into speedrunning as a way of becoming a more popular streamer, that ship has sort of sailed now though

It's fine to have a problem boss, but shouldn't that be where you play it safe? At least in a marathon?

>>715690439
>GTA runs were permanently ruined by replay / storage glitches
they have very ellaborate setup and execution, do you also hate OOB clips?

>>715694526
nta but I'm not a fan of runs that take place predominately out of bounds

>>715694663
the only time i agree on this is the gameplay is actually good like with doom eternal. the any% of that is just flying from map entry to exit trigger

It's interesting to see a run of a game where you're playing it normally, and as fast as possible, and yet far from optimally. I wonder how many people do at least S-rank runs of DMC3

this guy seems mid

>>715694743
That's what NMG categories are for. A lot of people get sick of doing OoB/ACE for most of the run and want to actually play the game

very boring run

>>715694882
it depends. i wouldnt watch a bethesda game without major glitches.

but i also wouldnt speedrun a game unless it was actually a test of skill.

>>715694526
Which have nothing to do with the actual gameplay of GTA

>>715695171
who cares? nobody watches gta speedruns for the standard gta gameplay

CHOKE

>>715694743
I just don't think it's interesting to see the outside of a level for the entire run. At that point it stops feeling like the normal game

>>715695617
i cant think of any run where there is that much significant OOB time, at least one that would see accepted into speedrun events

>Whitest man in existence
>I'm indigenous

>>715695878
It's the equivalent of US white people thinking they're native american because they're 1/16 cherokee. Some of these cunts then make careers out of grifting other people white people in taxpayer funded positions.

>>715695878
See 'em all the time. They make a big stink about it because the government gives them free money for it plus other perks

>>715693713
That wasn't even the worst thing, he was doing his best to cheat with server commands but they were commands for TShock, which is the third party Terraria server client and not the vanilla one, even his attempts to cheat were wrong.

whost've?

>>715696421
It's the runner's mum.

>>715696421
Dummy thicc.

I can't remember seeing a single black in this whole marathon. Probably watched maybe a a fifth of the marathon so far. Blessed Australia?

>>715696829
you don't want to see an abo mate

>>715696829
Black people are far more tolerable than trannies

shoutouts to the tech crew

>>715696986
He is the tech crew, shoutouts to him.

its a one man show kek

>>715696829
Used to live in adelaide and you don't see very many there outside of some blokes trying to bum ciggies on hindley street. Would be a different story entirely if it was hosted in darwin

fantastic

mother... im tired...

based kek

>>715696895
Aboriginalism is a lie. Waaay too many apocalypses to just credit blacks as being native genetics to Australia.
>>715696921
You don't live where I live, plus trans are an ideology. Blacks are genetic. Ideologies change to suit survival. Black hair is just inferior. Trans over blacks.

ITS THE LUMPY PUMPKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THE LUMPY PUMPKIN!

wtf

not fantastic

aussies, fucking explain yourselves NOW

That was gay.

>>715697214
Dude likes his Doom, it's a perfectly ok tshirt.

Snogging your bros isn't gay

We really need to bring back fag drags.

Just a couple of bros hangin out, nothing gay about that

we need one of the webm grunts to webm that kiss

another one.

>>715697239
It's perfectly heterosexual.

sigh

>speedrun
>PAL

>>715697336
oh shit I thought that was just a fat guy

Aussiebros why the hell do you have so many trannies? Does the heat destroy brains or something?

>>715697385
This is what we get for importing american culture

This is not a very feminine game...

>>715697336
>thought it was just a fat guy
>heard him call the other guy babe
>look up
>both she/her

>she/her
More like He x 2
Fatass lol

Take me to Zanarkand! City built by machina!

>>715697336
kek

>>715697564
At least it has a sense of humor.

We gonna, break his back. Then we gonna, break his back. Then, for a bit of variety, we gonna break his back.

>she/her
>she/her

>>715697385
Is it Sydney or Melbourne that's basically LA-lite in terms of liberal weirdos

>>715697564
i'll give him a pass

>>715697784
The only "pass" he'll ever get.

>>715697847
Except on Tinder.

>>715697769
Melbourne, but I don't think Sydney is far off from it either.

True blue states are WA and QLD, and SA somewhat. NT is abo capital. Nobody knows what happens in Tassie.

>>715697141
>>715697882
>Except on

>>715697882
It's mental knowing a lot of MtFs are strictly into women, girls like sexy twinks not transbians

>>715697769
Melbourne. Sydney is basically the same. Both also overrun by Indians

>Called Ninja
>Is too brawny

>Called Woman
>Is too manly

Australia has fallen...

>>715698018
every city here has been completely jeeted lad, don't kid yourself. can't even escape to country towns without seeing them anymore

>>715697979
>girls like sexy twinks not transbians
I'm ok with both if they look like that Titanfall 2 runner.

>>715698215
IDK why eurocentric countries are jumping through so many hoops to import afghans and pakis, when there are more pajeets in the world than bathrooms and they get everywhere on their own just fine

Why can't the playable female characters in this game be as sexy as this?

>>715697705
oh fuck, I didn't even realize the couch was like that too

>>715698297
why cant the female runners be as sexy as that

>>715698247
That runner looked more like a woman than a twink, I think you're just bisexual

>>715698297
Seen a cosplay once. Wasn't trained to fight. Saw a fighter cosplay once. Too high for my charters.
Boobs are too big IMO. Why can't flat be justice?

>>715698525
>I think you're just bisexual
No shit.

>>715698723
Women with boobs that aren't the size of my head are sexy and I'm tired of pretending they're not

>>715698723
>>715698870
>complaining about tits

>>715698959
Sometimes they are too big to be able to fully appreciate.

>>715698959
Safety by, "flat" and, "justice".
This is a Jap themed anonymous site. Jap women are notoriously flat chested.

>>715699129
You're 2 centuries in the past. Japs are big tittied now.

>>715699083
>>715699129
It's one thing to appreciate/prefer small tits but actively complaining about tits makes you a subhuman tranny faggot.

>>715699083
Those tits are pretty great though

>>715699229
Didn't complain about large breasts. Complained flat is not justice enough for flat chested ninja women.

>Australian
>Loves the government
Do Aussies really?

>>715699229
That's objectively not what we were doing.

>"I like a cool woman with big tits"
General consenseus
>"I like a cool woman with medium tits"
Less consensus
>"I like a cool woman with small tits"
Faggots adjacent to you (but maybe not you) crawl out of the woodwork and tell us to stop having fun. Yet here you are acting like we're telling you to stop having fun instead. You know this happens, don't tell me it doesn't.

>>715699309
>>715699481
>I didn't complain about tits I just complained about tits
Retarded or gaslighting? If you don't love tits of all sizes you are a faggot. Case closed.

>>715699512
the only correct answer here

>>715699512
You're trying too hard, faglord.

>>715699512
That.
Is.
EXACTLY.
MY.
POINT.
FAGGOT.

Posting in the weekly ornithology speedrunning thread.

>>715699512
I do like all tits, but I'll admit that small saggy tits are the fucking worst. Kill people who draw that.

>>715699653
I wish we'd talk about birds besides tits sometimes

>>715699764
We can talk about boobies if you'd prefer.

>lawnmower man
my cousin had this on the snes, and as kids we could never beat this fucking game. the movie wasnt that great either.

retards
>>715700013

>>715699902
God I love a happy looking booby

Shoutout to the tech crew, I can't hear shit.

I had no idea there was a lawnmower man videogame. I think he was talking about the movie but I can't hear shit.