Thread 715834053

I love powerful women in suits

>>715834053 (OP)
No you don't, they're all alone and childless IRL

I love women in general.

>>715834053 (OP)
What's her tax policy?

>>715834053 (OP)
she looks HORNy

I have figured out who the man behind the tree is.
It's The Vessel.

>>715834353
My vessel is very well spoken, it seems.
What if I hadn't given it a voice?

Ramb.

>>715834607
Then you would've been getting spaghetti instead.

>>715834053 (OP)
made for bhc

>>715835317
>big husband cock

Why do single women over like 30 fall for the ugliest dudes you’ve ever seen?

>>715836812
Desperation due to time beginning to run out.

>>715836812
Its just life
1.Lust
2.Convenience
3.Desesperation
You start life at 1 and the older you get the closer you get to 3.
Women defined having fun a long time ago and its just letting lust take control over you and having as much sex with as many men as you can.
As they get older the "fun" is over and settling down is more 2.convenient,the ones that fail to do so because of various reasons end at 3.desesperation like you are describing

Another DELTARUNE thread killed, another Pauline loli feet thread brought to life! Bravo ABIB, I just bought even more AI stock!

>>715837540
>I can't believe they misspelled "Bananaz" but I'll let it slide because they turned the rock into a girl. I wonder if she was originally intended to stay a rock, but then they realized that she didn't sing rock music, she sang girl music.

>>715834053 (OP)
me too. if rudy didnt hit it i would burn her legs with my wood

>>715834053 (OP)
Me too desu.

Anyone got that one piece of fan art of Dess calling Kris' fake horns a costume?

powerful

>When the light is running low
>And the shadows start to grow
>And the places that you know
>Seem like fantasy
>There's a light inside your soul
>That’s still shining in the cold
>With the truth
>The promise in our hearts
>Don't forget
>I'm with you in the dark
What did she mean by this?

>>715839997
That Deltarune threads are dying off.

I love people who use /vg/ instead of spamming le stealth generals on /v/

>>715840717
They aren't, ABIB is killing them out of impotent janny rage.
>>715840757
>stealth
YWNBAJ btw

>>715840889
>they aren't, Abib is just [making them die out]

she probably looked real good until her 40s

>>715834053 (OP)
I do too but I'm not into furries

You can thank the jannies! They do it for free! You can seethe and shit your pants, but as long as a retarded brown and fat janny keeps deleting threads they will keep being made. Reminder to thank Abib for being a faggot!

>>715836812
Are you calling Rudy ugly?

>>715834053 (OP)
I like little girls in suits.

so what's that guys deal

>>715836812
you're probably uglier

>>715834053 (OP)
Is he showing her his big, fat, stinky, throbbing goat COCKKK?

>>715843694
It's ok for jannies to treat /v/ like their own personal playground

>>715844008
It's her shadow, not Asgore's. Anyway, it's not a good idea to reveal your penis there, she always keeps her office's AC on full blast.

>>715843365
Me too.

>>715841757
I don’t think those goat udders are normally that big

Goddamn I hate these niggas

>>715845335
I will never stop reminding you guys that you expected Weather Duo to flop as well.

>>715845464
Not I. I actually like those two, they're cool and fun immediately, crapnkeks is uncool right of the bat by having to try too hard

>>715845335
They don't matter enough for me to hate them.

>>715834053 (OP)
Would you?

>>715845464
Literally nobody cares about them outside of Elnina porn

>>715845848
Do girls like Lanino? And by girls I mean biological females.

>>715834053 (OP)
hymen status?

>>715845809
That roast beef will be pastrami when I'm done with her

>>715845464
The real misconception was people thinking they were going to be schizo bosses. Likening them to Sweet Cap'n Cakes was because everything about them screamed Act 1 Miniboss, which was precisely what they ended up being. The surprise was them sticking around afterwards and having an arc that spanned the chapter.

>>715845464
Rouxls saved them from irrelevance.

>>715837494
If I'm understanding you correctly, you're saying hagmaxxing isn't just a meme?
>>715834053 (OP)
So what color is her pussy, /v/? See picrel for a hint.

>>715845809
>implying she'd roll her eyes at a heart-shaped object

How mad will Kris gets when he learns the truth about his dad fucking Carol

>>715845809
Rudy is a good man who doesn't deserve being cucked.

>>715846436
>The real misconception was people thinking they were going to be schizo bosses
That was me. I predicted that since Jevil was hidden completely and Spamton revealed himself halfway through chapter, then the next schizoboss would be hidden in plain sight. And guess what, I was technically right about that, I just picked the wrong characters.

>>715834053 (OP)
Me too.

>>715846536
It wouldn't be pretty, he's very jealous on behalf of his family members. He hates Alphys because she has hots for Asgore, and hates Bratty for kissing Asriel.

>>715846474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwKTOzLTDY

>>715846706
jej you read my mind

Ralsei's Cum

>>715834182
>guy who made the picture edited out the "based on my aunt" blurb
Hehehehehe

>Well... Kris... The truth is... Noelle is your sister, Kris. Or rather, she's my daughter. Dess was too, Kris. When she learned about... me and Carol... well, she freaked out on us. Said she was going to tell Asriel and run away from town.
>You understand right, Kris? That why I had to do it. It was to protect the family. After Tori's done having fun with the grocery storeman, everything can go back to normal. We can all be happy again.

>>715846701
Does she even say anything about his dad in Deltarune? I know the mad ghost does, which sparked the Asgore/Mad Mew Mew art.

>>715847330
more cringe toriel propaganda

>>715847348
She gets hot and bothered over Asgore once in like Chapter 1 I think. Granted she immediately starts pursuing Undyne after that so it's not exactly like Alphys is in the current running for the Asgorebowl.

>>715847348
> * O-Oh, these flowers...? They're from your dad...
> * He... He always asks how you're doing in school...
> * ... Then gives me a bouquet of them.
> * ... A-actually, that he always gives me flowers...
> * ... R-really makes me w-wonder if he... If he l-likes...
> * I-if... If he l-likes...
> * ... The awesome comics I lent to him.
> * Honestly, HE kind of reminds me of a superhero, Kris.
> * (He's huge and could kick my ass.)

>>715845335
You guys are way too hard on them.

>>715839997
The soul is dess's soul. The knight is a soulless demon puppettering dess's body and mind. Kris wants to save her

remember when furfags weren't allowed to post on this site? I member

>>715848197
The soul is (You) that Gaster brought to Deltarune through his timespace device. The knight is Dess’s body piloted by Kris’s original soul. Dess’s soul is in a deeper part of the depths.

>>715845848
Porn is a good indicator and measurement of a character's popularity.

>>715848950
I don't believe you do, actually.

>>715845848
>>715849015
I've seen a surprising amount of lovey-dovey art with just the two of them, not even joke art with Roulxs. Especially after the ending of chapter 4, I think there's a lingering fanbase that actually wants to see a well adjusted lovey dovey couple of idiots and latched onto them.

>>715847492
If anybody hit Dess with a car it’d be Toriel, she’s an alcholic after all.

I'm really glad that the weather duo get back together and are happy. Kinda fucked that deltarune of all games had a satisfying heterosexual couple

god elnina is so bad
id love to pound her boyfriend and make out with her while i do it

>>715849750
now stop grooming kids :D

>>715848950
The future is now, old man.

what do you guys think elnina lactates? purified water?

Mods this is a deltarune thread btw.

>>715850065
Say it ain't so

>>715850065
SHHHH DON'T TELL THEM

>>715849985
She lactates watery milk, as a reference to the urban myth that TV and movies use that when filming rain because it shows up better on film.

>>715841757
Quite ironic to use that character

>>715849376
Toriel is also the name of a variable that changes the white mage and black beast into deer, does even.

>>715849376
>>715850490
Dess is Kris' biological mother
>is actually Noelle's aunt
>got pregnant as a teen, father is human
>Carol wanted to hush it up, so she asked her neighbors to adopt the baby
>Dess was living in Carol's house and pretending to be Noelle's sister to be close to her son
>began dating Asriel at some point
>Toriel knew Dess is actually much older than him so she killed her in a fit of rage
>Kris is distancing himself from Noelle because she began to fall in love with him, not knowing he's her cousin

>>715845335
bargain bin sawtooth and squarewave

>>715839321
Her intro trailer set such a cool groundwork for her, and then they throw it all away with her shit writing.

>>715850931
>Undyne is unable to get run over
Lel

>>715845335
What did they do to you specifically?

>>715850931
Undyne TANKED the queen's chariot

It took me some time to fully appreciate the 3+4 soundtrack but I think Toby did very well. I think partly I was disappointed there wasn't a super insane guy theme. I get that's derivative/repetitive and Tenna was almost that anyway, but I remember feeling pretty sad when I heard the Freedom motif in Gerson's fight theme because it hit me that absolutely nothing I had speculated about the last year was gonna materialize. But that's not the game's fault it was just the expectations I set for myself. Hammer of Justice is a fantastic track for the mood of the scene it takes place in.
Some of the best tracks this time are little mood setting stuff like 12am, or the Sanctuary suite, or Neverending Night. Just really beautiful compositions.
I also think I would like Catswing even more if it wasn't attached to a meme character. It's genuinely fantastic but I think the whole time I was playing that boss fight I was like "okay yeah haha very funny". I appreciate the whole Mike Room thing more after sitting on it for a while, I think it was intended to be very good natured.

>>715851404
Mike is definitely a cowboy!

there will be NO cowboys in chapter 5

>>715851607
>justice flower will be a girl
Based

>>715851687
there will be NO justice in chapter 5

Deer women changed my life for the better.

MYSTERY NIGGAS.

Riddle me this Deltarune fans... WHO THE FUCK IS FRIEND?!

>>715852018
Seam's minions. He means nothing nefarious, he just wants to test if you can change fate.

>>715851992
Is that the Spoon in the background?

Only recently did I realize the second layer of significance to the fact that Noelle's private blog posts can only be seen by "friends."

D
U
I
HOW ABOUT YOU DIE

This is what happened to Dess Holliday. Just some Friends doing friendly stuff.

>>715852876
I'LL GO A HUNDRED MIIIIIILES
IN AN HOUR

>>715836812
At that age you don't have a lot of options.

>>715845464
they did

when is Toby collaborating with Dragon Ball tho

>>715852267
It is. Bro has been lingering in the background since Chapter 2 like a forbidden utensil, watching, waiting. First the garbage zone, now the alley behind the diner… Spoon’s got LORE and he’s coming for your inventory slot.

>>715852267
FRIENDS being the amalgamates is honestly very likely
The shelter probably leads to the underground lab

Why was Jevil the only secret boss that made sounds whenever it attacked? The "OHP, OHP, OHP, OHP," he did was way more memorable than Sapmton's shit.

>>715845464
>Orange and fiery weather guy
Oh, so he's like the sun okay.
>Head is in the shape of a crescent moon
So it's.. so he's like... wait, man what.

>>715846474
That's the color of her pIPIS.

>>715860857
Because he had attained freedom.

After playing Undertale for the first time at the start of the month, then starting Deltarune later, my journey is finally complete after finishing Chapter 4 today. I had a good time- and despite being spoiled on most things story wise it didn't deter my enjoyment whatsoever and a majority of the actual gameplay ended up being new to me. I do look forward to being able to play Chapter 5 fully blind at least. But most of all I can finally cast off the shackles of being a filthy secondary.

>>715862625
Good job...
Now start your completionist run.

>>715862920
The only thing I need to do is beat the Knight, and I really REALLY do not look forward to it.

>>715863367
Knight is fun, though. It's one schizoboss I enjoyed the most, even though it took me the longest to beat her.

>>715863367
You'll be fiiiine. You got ur Shadow Mantle for a reason m8

>>715862097
I see...

Did anyone do the no trophy run yet?

>>715834053 (OP)
I don't get it. What's this expression supposed to mean?

NEW THEORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6trI2Dwy3pg

>>715863367
Once you get the hang of it, you'll be going back to slap the Knight on the ass for the fun of it. The only thing you really gotta worry about is this shitty ass attack, pic related. Just don't panic and think fast. And maybe the final attack as well, kind of annoying.

Knight (No Mantle) > Spamton NEO (Weird Route) > Gerson > Knight (Mantle) > Jevil = Spamton NEO = Eram

>>715834053 (OP)
...huh

Ok.

de/ss/ex

>>715834182
gay

>>715849985
elnina is based on kris's mom you sick fuck

sexoooo

>>715851823
I bet those horns are fake. monster blood is so weak, imagine trying to make babies with a monster.

>>715868684
so you're saying she lactates goat milk?

>>715868698
>Bat turns into a sword
>Chip sword
>Black shard persists in the light world
>But it was a bat though?
The k***ht could have some super armor and weapon that doesn't change in the dark world, but this doesn't match up with them calling the bat from the handhole and then turning it into a sword. was it just for show because they're edgy and it was a sword all along?

>>715868959
Homosexuality is a sin anon.

Are we autosaged?

>>715868835
Speaking of that, Russian fan translation couldn't fit the word "Moloko" on the bottle so they did something horrible instead.

>>715870159
GOD I WANT TO DRINK IT

>>715860857
Jevil is the best schizo

>>715860857
The gift of voice.

>>715848973
Nah. SOULs in Toby's works are always actual people. The SOUL is the culmination of the being, after-all. Toby isn't going to make it just a meta stand in, especially when it wasn't the case in Undertale, even.

>>715852018
Deltarune schizo version of Chara and Gaster

This thread sucks, cute boys are hotter.

only few months left for you to trigger all Susie flags or else she will cuck you with Noelle

>>715873917
neither of these are wrong since he's dead anyway

What are eggs about
Is because egg through ass? Kris' childhood.

>>715874190
No, I'll cuck -her- with Noelle.

>>715836812
looks purgatory.
Basically they fuck chad in their 20s. And then in their 30s they don't bother with the decent looking guy because they don't want to take the chance on someone they think may have options. So they end up with some agreeable ugly guy that earns money so they can guarantee a family. Also because the guy is ugly they can let themselves go after getting married as the standards are very low.

>>715834053 (OP)
>powerful
The only power she has is over my dick.

>spanish fan-translation uses male pronouns for Kris
based.

>>715860857
Why does tenna only speak with voicelines during his chapter intro? I don't fucking know that dog is mad

>>715851607
The yellow flower will absolutely be a cowboy.

>Howdy, Dess! I didn't know you were coming over, did you want to-
>Oh...
>You came over to see... Kris, again.
>No, no, it's fine! I can just... Sit here, in the living room!
>Yeah, our parents won't be home until later...
>B- but, you know, I really think you guys shouldn't be so loud, anyways!
>H-huh? No way! I'm not... I don't listen to you two!
>It's just... Even when I turn up the volume, it's like I can hear you guys upstairs more than I can hear Yoshi, haha...

>>715839321
>entire skilltree is dogshit if you don't play multiplayer
Other than that, she is fun to play.

>>715863367
Did you beat Sans and Undying? If so, Knight should be a piece of cake.

>>715836812
Bullshit I tried with many a single ladies over the age of 30 and I couldn't even get there

>>715875271
what are they supposed to do otherwise?
gender neutral shit only exists in cucked languages

>every single deltarune fan song has the freedom motif
Stop
Just stop

Susie will become a Paladin and weird a sword, like the hero in the prophecy.

>>715845848
I found them cute.

>>715873939
Nah, faggot. Women are awesome.

>>715876304
All Kris has to do is communicate and maybe he wouldnt need to slap me with a hockey stick

pluey inside me

>>715876170
what the fuck are we supposed to do with all these shadow crystals??

>>715876371
this isn't ffiv anon.

>>715876371
Imagine Susie in power armour.

>>715876629
I can already see dess pulling a cecil off from pluto on a cloudy night

Bump.