He says we'll see what he means soon. I fucking love Nintendo bros.

Zero chance, and I say this as a massive fan of the Prime games. Expedition 33 is just way more notorious, out-of-left-field, different and artsy in a way that appealed on a large scale, whereas Prime 4 doesn't have a lot of traction (yet). And if the game releases late, it can't be chosen as a GOTY contender anyway.

>>715870260 (OP)
Not until we see what Samus looks like underneath that Helmet in Prime 4. Nintendo can still mess this up.

>>715870260 (OP)
It's just his opinion, you don't need to inflate it to mean something more.

That being said, critics do really fucking love the Prime games. Even Prime 3 which was not as beloved as the ones before still hit 90.

>>715870351
Also in addition, I'll tell you what's gonna happen. People will look at Prime 4 and say "it's like Doom but not as actiony/not as good", the same way that people said about Nioh "it's like Dark Souls but it doesn't understand what made Dark Souls great". No chance.

>>715870351
Yep, this guy is right. Honestly, I like the scale of popularity metroid is at right now anyway. The discussion for E33 and more recently that horse gacha game is completely insufferable, and I would rather Metroid not become that infested with normalniggers. Reasonable popularity with reasonable success is good enough to continue securing sequels, so that's what I would like. That, and a good game that I enjoy playing of course, but I am expecting as much.

>>715870260 (OP)
I've seen clips of that atrocious "mouse" gameplay and I'm gonna say no.

Giving up on bananza already?

>>715870260 (OP)
There isn't a single game that came out of development hell that long without issues.

>>715870351
fpbp

>>715870260 (OP)
>Nintendo shill says Nintendo game will win GOTY
Wow who cares?

>>715870778

Tendie circlejerk thread.

She killed billions

>>715870260 (OP)
Maybe if they make Samus a “13 year old” like they did Pauline

>>715870260 (OP)
What causes "people" to scour the internet looking for shit to get outraged about?

>HEHE here is info only I know
>BUT laides PLEASE calm down STOP hounding me for info JEEZ
He is mentally a five year old.

>>715871018
*board
*website

Can anyone explain the E33 circlejerk to me?
Is it just idiots who have never played a jrpg before who somehow thinks the game does anything new or unique?

>>715870778
Development restarted entirely at Retro in 2019 and six years is not that crazy a development cycle for a AAA game today.

>>715871987
Because it's a good game. Can anyone explain contrarianism and nintendo dick sucking?

>>715871987
Because it's a good game. I know you've obviously never played it so you'd have no idea but funnily enough some people have actually played it.

>>715870260 (OP)
this guy is a Retro megafan, his opinion is heavily biased
also
>heres an attention seeking post but don't ask me about it

>>715871987
>anything new or unique
you literally have the "design by committee' corpo mindset where a game design needs to tick checkboxes before given a budget.
no wonder you love Nintendo so much.
E33 doesn't need to do anything new or unique. People like it because it has honest and uncompromising design and because it gives the game a flare/vibe that is missing nowadays in all AAA slop releasing.

>>715871987
>Is it just idiots who have never played a jrpg before who somehow thinks the game does anything new or unique?
It's a mix of some very good JRPGs with a unique world and story that makes it really fun to play through

Prime 4 still hasn't released?
Wasn't it announced like 15 years ago?

>>715870778
TF2 came out of development hell an almost-perfect game. The issues only came after.

>>715870260 (OP)
I really don't see a Metroid game winning GOTY. Here's hoping that it's good though but E33 is probably a lock for GOTY.

>>715872870
>it gives the game a flare/vibe that is missing nowadays in all AAA slop releasing.
So yes. It's because you are fucking retarded and haven't played a jrpg before.

>>715870260 (OP)
lmao holy cope
Calarts kong came out like a wet fart and you're already desperately latching on to something else

>>715871987
it’s the peak of tranny bait the game and /v/eddit is full of trannies

>>715873096
I have played jarpigs ever since the FM-7, zoomzoom

>>715870260 (OP)
Metroid 4 will be hold back by the fact that it's on switch 1 as well. If it was switch 2 only they would have more freedom to do more with.

>>715873274
lay off the hrt, fatty

e33 good
ape game good
/v/ btfo

e33 trannyslop
ape game KINO
/v/ raped

>>715871298
A prequel with fourteen year old Samus during her time as a junior Federation officer could be interesting actually.

He's talking out of his ass
Metroid Prime is a series that has reviewed well historically and he's making guesses based on that

>>715870351
E33 is just French Xenoblade 3 that's less anime. It's a JRPG for people that don't play JRPGs. Basically the dearth of first party cover shooter AAA Sony exclusives are forcing their fanboys to explore other genres. Surprise, they're good. That's why Astrobot won GOTY.

>>715871987
Basically this >>715874230
It helps it has a parry mechanic and a realistic artstyle to not alienate the AAA cover shooter and dork souls gamers too much

>>715874230
>a JRPG for people that don't play JRPGs.
It was called FF7.

>>715874421
Everyone outside Japan didn't play JRPG games before FF7. Different times.

>>715874230
>Sony out of nowhere
Mental illness.

>>715874504
In Europe, a lot of people were already playing JRPG on the SNES before FF7. FF7 just drew a lot of casuals and kids into the genre. It went mainstream.

>>715872939
its still a perfect game thoughever
i play it ever day

>>715874504
And from the reaction to E33, it seems they haven't played another one since ff7.

>>715874230
Ah, so that's where the hate for a perfectly fine game comes from, envy. And it thinks Astrobot isn't shit, too.

>>715870260 (OP)
That's fine if it ends up being really good.

>>715874654
it's not like there is a lot of jarpigs worth playing since ff7. maybe 8 and 10, some of the SMT and maybe Romancing Saga. that's about it. rest is total trash

I no longer give two shits about the game awards, but hey
if any amount of marketing means nintendo feels more confident green lighting more metroid games then im all for it

>>715870260 (OP)
Lemme guess, he's a tendie.

>>715870778
?

>>715875016
Dread has many issues.

>>715875016
was this in development hell? I don't think there was too much time between it and the metroid 2 remake.

>>715870260 (OP)
damn, didn't expect tendies to abandon dk so fast
goes to show they are fans of the brand rather than fans of the characters and games

>>715875052
Such as?
And no, you not liking it is not an uissue

>>715874526
From you, yes. I already knew this thread would bait people like you

>>715870351
Weg 33 sucks

>>715875425
Music, environmental design, the Emmi sections, the melee counter, poor color coding

>>715874654
That's it. Even Persona 5 trying to appeal to the black community with the thieves setting and the jazz music wasn't enough to pull the non weebs. Looks like JRPG with realism and parrying will be the move going forward.

>>715875016
>dude what if our game's main feature was shoving in some annoying robot dog sections that nobody likes lmao
yeah that's gonna be a nope from me chief

>>715870260 (OP)
Samoos don't deserve to be dragged in a dick contest

>>715875468
Issues anon, not dislikes

>>715874660
I struggle to see where the envy is when I said games from other genres are good and E33 is one of them. You need meds kid.

>>715870260 (OP)
>it's the Baldur's Gate 3 moment of 2025
No it's not. Baldur's Gate 3 had a gigantic budget, both in production and marketing, came from a well known IP and an old, established studio. Expedition 33 is an original IP from an unknown studio on a (relatively) small budget. It's like comparing Call of Duty and Dusk or something.

>>715870260 (OP)
Prime has zero chance of winning GOTY. It's literally just nostalgiabait for tendies who are still obsessed with a game they played 25 years ago when they were a kid and had literally zero other FPS games to compare it to.

>>715875016
Dread is just a worse Fusion

>>715870260 (OP)
DK Bananza is converting non believers though and are hailing it a GOTY contender.

>>715870489
They really should have done more to improve the combat after so many years. Why not take inspiration from something like modern DOOM or Titanfall? Instead the gameplay will be basically identical to Prime 3....18 years ago.

>>715875016
Should have won GOTY in 2021.

Metroid Prime 4 is going to end up being very mid.

>>715875568
>>715875052
>>715875792
you guys could have just said the loading screens and teleporters, but you just felt like being dipshits idk
>man discussion on /v/ really sucks, nobody discusses video games
you "people" dont try

>>715876482
Because Japan.
It's been said before countless times, Only the west likes violent murder simulators. A doom clone for Metroid would suck out any uniqueness out of the series. Be grateful you get anything from this series because it's always been mid.

>>715870260 (OP)
lol nobody cares about bethesda or non nintendo devs

>>715876836
>Only the west likes good combat
Sorry I forgot their squinty eyes give them motion sickness in FPS games.

>>715876124
It's very charming and kids absolutely love it
My nephew was pulled away from Minecraft because he wanted to play it

>>715875016
I loved Zero Mission and Super and Fusion but didn't like Dread at all.

>>715870260 (OP)
this obsessive nintendo fanboyism is so cringe
they cant handle ex33 being a great game

>>715877132
But the bar is so low and because a western studio made something relatively better then the typical slop.

>everyone pretending like this isn't Kojima's year

>>715876920
Zoom is not good combat.

>>715870260 (OP)
>nintendofags are the ones spamming the board with twitter shit

>>715870260 (OP)
average tendie delusion

>>715877235
Better than the combat in any Nintendo game

>>715870351
>Expedition 33 is just way more notorious, out-of-left-field, different and artsy in a way that appealed on a large scale,
That's not the problem, the problem is that Nintendo doesn't pay up for critical acclaim. The guy that made E33 comes from money so he can easily do it

>>715875305
It was first revealed in 2005 as a DS game and Sakamoto later admitted there was a second attempt to make it that failed. Took attempt 3 to get it out.

>>715877192
>something relatively better
lol
get out

I get it, nintendo game can be fun, however let's be honest here, most of us here are in our 20s, can someone explain to me how can a game like donkey kong or mario kart tickle our brain ? surely you would have outgrown those games by your 10th birthday, I mean sure, if you were to give me donkey kong bananza when I was 5 or 6 I would have loved the shit out of it, but as an adult ? fuck no, not even shitting on nintendo here

>>715877298
You're 12 and brown.

>>715870351
I only say this because metroid prime 3 was such a massive disappointment. It wasn't a bad game but it didn't really bring nothing exciting like the predecessors either.

>>715877413
samenigger

>>715872928
No. Teased at the end of Prime 3 so implied 18 years ago but announced in 2017 then restarted in 2019.

One of the DYKG guys on Twitter once said he has the scoop on the first attempt to make it but it will be a very long time before can release it.

>>715875553
I mean, Like a Dragon had realistic graphics and a qte system for the combat, and the normalfags still didn't care.

>>715870260 (OP)
Sexy Samus shower scene Goty

>>715877413
I'm 25 and the only series I care about are Metroid and Zelda

>>715871987
Japs have completely lost their ability to make interesting JRPGs. At least play the game before shitting on it. It does feel unique, and every part is great.
It's very hard to argue with the highest user review scores of all time from an indie dev.

>>715877542
e33trannies are actually braindead kek

>>715877413
>can someone explain to me how can a game like donkey kong or mario kart tickle our brain ?
They're games based 100% on interactivity rather than telling a story so everything is down to the player with very little restriction so if you have an idea that you want to try you can try it without fear of an invisible wall blocking your way like a lot of games designed for children like tlou and uncharted do.
Also there's the visual aspect in that they're the only ones using the power of modern systems to make environments that weren't possible 20 years ago.

Basically, if you want vidro games that "tickle your brain" you play a Nintendo game.

>>715877617
>interesting jrpgs
just say with western AAA slop characters because that’s the only thing they care about

>>715870260 (OP)
I don't get it, on the 17 the same guy was saying the Metroid game wasn't even finished yet and that there is not release date.
is the game even releasing in 2025?

>>715877601
>I'm 25
you're literally a a kid

>>715877338
>indie games are paying for universal acclaim but large publishers cant
What causes this type of delusion?

>>715877617
>It does feel unique
>It does nothing that other jrpgs haven't already done before it
>It doesn't even do anything new from the Ubisoft game it copied

>>715877782
>smarr indie company back by super rich nepo babby jewdaddy

>>715877413
>most of us here are in our 20s
first mistake.

>>715877817
>design by committee corpogoy mindset
you're a kid

>>715870260 (OP)
MP does not even have a release date

>>715877413
>most of us here are in our 20s
im 35 and the only Nintendo series I play are Zelda and Metroid

>>715877837
Yes if your own family (blood) invest in your company instead of jewish shareholders, it remains an independent company.

>>715877837
Why don't publishers do it then?

>>715877817
>Ubisoft game it copied
what did E:33 copied from Ubisoft games ?,

>>715877982
concession accepted jewfrog

>>715877921
>Just because it just copies old Ubisoft games, doesn't mean it can't be unique
>No you are the corpo!

>>715877973
BUT IT'S HECKING NINTENDERINO WHICH MEANS IT'S FUNERINO
GOTY

>>715877994
idk ask your filthy rich jew daddy

>>715870260 (OP)
Blue Prince is better than E33 though

>>715877782
One
>indie
Two, just because they don't want to doesn't mean that they can't.

>What causes this type of delusion?
Nintendo derangement syndrome and you have it pretty hard

>>715877837
Pretty sure big publishers have more money than sandfall, regardless of family money, so if Sandfall can pay the press, what makes you think big publishers can't as well?

>>715877413
get off my board zoomie

that mp4 gameplay they showed looks like a upscaled gamecube game with slow as fuck enemies and slow as fuck aiming

Play more games you nintendorks, it's laughable you are about to overrate yet another okay to good game as if its a gift from god himself

>>715878016
you e33cultists need serious mental evaluations

>>715877994
Because AAA corporations are the good guys!! They would never pay for critics!! Just consoom the latest Donkey Kong© Bananza™

>>715878016
The shit gameplay.

>>715870260 (OP)
you really believe this after seeing bing bing wahoo slop games like donkey kong bananza and mario kart world?

just face it, nintendo spends more effort on lawsuits than making games because cucks will pay them no matter what.

I loved E33 but it had too many cutscenes that were too long. Its complete GOTY bait. You can tell Nintendo really wants it this year but unfortunately it's going to e33

>>715878147
>>715878163
answer the question

>>715878120
>t. nepobaby with trillionaire jewdaddy

>>715878093
No one knows Blue Prince outside Anglosphere. VGA = worldwide event

>>715878017
Bongs are the ones who re-introduced jews in Europe. France chased them under kind Saint Louis orders. Learn History.

>>715870351
I love Metroid and MP4 seems great, but i agree, E33 has the goty guaranteed, but it's also something that really doesn't matter, the game awards sucks lmao
Also, i have E33, is great, im not trying to consolewarring or anything

>>715878220
play the (shitty ubislop jrpg) game

>>715870260 (OP)
I stopped taking GOTY seriously after they allowed dlcs to win

>>715878237
did your rich jewfrog dad tell you that?

>>715878292
totk lost though

>>715878292
>nintencultist mad that the zelda dlc (sold as a full game) didn't win goty

>>715878290
which one?

>>715877617
>Japs have completely lost their ability to make interesting JRPGs.
All of these were better games than Redditpedition 33.

>>715878404
the one you’re shilling for

>>715870260 (OP)
Only tendies pretend to care about metroid because they shill every Nintendo game

>>715878338
Yeah because I'm not a illiterate third world brown man like you.

>>715870260 (OP)
Lol no. Metroid is way to niche. It's like Paper Mario. Fantastic games but a tiny fan base compared to most AAA slop.

>>715878412
Reddit loves that slop

>>715870351
As a massive metroid fan I completely agree

>>715878240
>Non tendie game becomes big
>Tendie activates asskiss moment
Lmao

>>715878350
>>715878341
>Totk out of nowhere
Wtf?

>>715878464
>yeah my rich jewdaddy did do that for me too
ok jew lmfao

>>715878412
Terminal delusion.

>>715878437
Which Ubisoft game did E33 copy?

>>715878412
all of them are trash

>>715878412
>Xenobladefags and metaphor mocking ff for months
>Suddenly defend it
Phew expedition 33 triggers you THAT much

>>715878540
>out of nowhere
you people are so transparent, all of your talking points are completely blatant.

>>715878503
e33? It’s pretty much the pinnacle of reddit games

>>715878540
what other game could you be referring to?

>>715877338
>Nintendo
>Not paying
Nigga they literally tried to make jumping mechanics illegal for the rest and they are not law hunting fucking palworld

>>715878519
>Tendie
Im an idort, i can play whatever i want, i dont engage in console war faggotery, thats a poor people thing

>>715878608
wrong.
/r/jrpg hates e33 and loves metaphor because of its antiracism message

why do tendies seethe so much over an AA multiplat anyway?

>>715878567
It looks exactly like an ubislop game first of all only shittier

>>715878612
Shadow of erdtree

>>715878412
They hated him for speaking the truth.

>>715878674
they think that "comfy" should be the winning metric for choosing goty

>>715878578
Just wait for FFXVII or whatever FF they shit next and you will have them defending expedition (plus please redeem xenoblade) to trash the new FF
Remember the switch x pc alliance? Suddenly every switchfag has a ps5 in every emulation thread and pcfags are evil lmao

>>715878612
Any of the other contenders, also, totk is from 2023

>>715878648
reddit33 is reddits gotc
it’s literally made by redditors FOR redditors , you’re reddit

>>715878675
Tell me which Ubisoft rpg E33 copy by name you stupid fucking nigger.
stop trying to dodge the question

>>715878648
Nope they love E33 because most of the characters are strong women. It's basically French FFX-2.

>>715878412
Man you know Expedition is that good when metaphorfags are willing to side with Rebirth now when 90% of metaphor threads were them shitting on Rebirth

>>715878689
>>715878725
>>715878732
>>715878775
the subhumans are getting uppity

>>715878812
even CT had strong women, retard.

>>715878783
the only ubislop rpg I know is e33 and you’re having an aneurysm trying to suck it balls dry

>>715878840
They're not 3/4ths of the cast in CT.

>>715878412
Complete garbage | Complete garbage | okay
kys faggot

I don't care if MP4 wins goty or not, I just want it to be nominated to get an orchestral arrangement at the ceremony.
https://youtu.be/tW_GC7Mz0HA?t=129

>>715878908
but enough about e33

>>715870260 (OP)
Kek why are tendies like this?

>>715878868
So E33 didn't copy anything from Ubisoft rpgs, glad we cleared that up

tendies are so ugly, smelly, obese, retarded and brown lmao

>>715878674
nintencultists think that only bing bing wahoo jump to the next platform shit are the only actual games

>>715878868
oh I remember your writing style, nigger.
you're the metaphor shill from Pakistan or whatever who's in in every E33 thread.
you probably love to suck dicks (or fuck goats like they do in your brown shithole) because you use the word 'faggot' a tad too much.

>>715878963
I'm white thank you very much.

>>715878814
The ugly woman will always side with other uglier woman as soon as a hot cutie enters the scene, this is nothing new
Remember the Lara Bayonetta 2B Eve meme?

>>715878729
>Alliance
You dont take that shit seriously, right? Lmao poor people and they console wars are very funny

>>715870351
I agree. Despite the shitflinging about the true background of the devs, E33 is currently being promoted as this underdog story in the industry. In comparison, Metroid Prime 4 would be seen as a more "boring" pick, an established installment in an already established IP made by an already established company.

>>715871987
It's genuinely a good game unlike tranny shit like Metroid Prime which is just a bastardization of the kinovania genre

>>715876827
NTA but the only issue I had with Dread was that the Emmi sections were very annoying on a first (aka the most important) playthrough, mostly because I think the gimmick of being killed and sent back to the start of a maze you haven't seen before every time you find a dead end is super irritating. I loved everything else about it.

>>715878897
they're half the cast of e33, like in 99% of jarpigs

>>715878897
women are less than half the cast in 33. Nice job outing yourself as having not played it

>>715878954
it copied ubislop and became the first ubislop threw into the disgusting mixture of jrpg, reddit, and cringe indie trauma journobait

>>715879094
>it copied ubislop
what did it copy?

>>715878981
LMAO THIS NIGGER IS IN EVERY THREAD DEFENDING HIS JEW GAME LIKE A CULTIST AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715871987
Because its a great game. Why dont you try it out yourself instead of assuming the worst?

>>715879094
Zelda copied ubisoft
>Cringe drama
Meanwhile you tendies always try to look for le creepy pasta in your games

>>715879094
funny how things are journobait until the same journos give the bing bing wahoo a 10/10

>>715879149
>described typical tendie behavior
lmao

>>715879161
reddit33 tranny meltdown

>>715878939
33 didn't release on the switch

>>715878578
Arent metaphorfags just like that guy always spamming wuwa? Like 90% of their personality is seething about other game, i only knew about metaphor because they were always shitting on remake rebirth whatever.
It doesn't seem like Persona 5 or Exp 33 needed to do that

Doom: Dark Ages won this

>>715879165
>>715879187
the same 3 reddit33 cultists getting raped award

Can someone explain why every game that skips the Switch gets these absolutely unhinged shitposting campaigns?

>spamming game
:(

>spamming tendie game
P :O GGGGGGERS

>>715879203
>Buzzword buzzword
Oh yeah every game is reddit according to you tendies, meanwhile you spam forced reddit memes lmao

>>715877338
>Nintendo doesn't pay up for critical acclaim
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice joke, my friend

>>715870351
I mostly agree, but I do see a world where death stranding 2 and Ghost of Yotei split the vote enough that Metroid Prime 4 could win it. GOTY also has a bit of a recency bias to it, so if voting begins a month after MP4 comes out, it could also have enough of a honeymoon effect to give it a big boost

can some explain why reddit33 cultist number 2 is begging reddit33 cultist number 1&3 for help?

>>715875553
>Persona 5 trying to appeal to the black community with the thieves setting and the jazz music wasn't
Black people aren't the only ones who like jazz retard.

>>715879270
>>715879271
Hey, you're back from the Famitsu thread!

>>715879061
>>715879076
>men all die, are evil, or are goofy cartoon characters
>women are the real main characters and heroes of the story
Anita literally loves this kind of feminist writing.

>>715879270
Just a coincidence I bet hahaha
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715530757/#q715532783

>>715870778
Deltarune chapter 3+4 just did, even if they're not as good as 2

>>715879308
now we reached the point where you cry about buzzword like a redditbitch KEK

>>715879270
it's fairly new here.
in the early 2010s, tendies were the minority here.
they arrived with the covid and third world animals infested this board. they mostly play on switch because their games are for brownies and it' still a cheap handlel so niggers love it (or can steal it easily)

>>715877413
This. I stopped caring at 14. The games dont have anywhere near the depth to interest me as an adult.

>>715878412
Xenoblade is literally my favorite video game franchise and I couldn't disagree, Xenoblade 3 was a massive disappointment and it's much worse than E33
Now if you had XDE there then I would agree, that game is better than E33

>>715879365
>Spamming nintendo games GOOD
>People talking about non nintendo games BAD
This is just making you look bad and you admitting you are from famitsutroon makes it even worse

>>715879269
>>715879340
>>715879372
>>715879406
mindbroken cattle

>>715879372
Good games don't need to cater to incels.

>>715879372
all 3 of the e33cultists are trannies and an obese hag, you can tell by their posting style

>>715870260 (OP)
what they showed of MP4 really did just look like "oh ok it's another Metroid Prime", even focusing on insanely mundane shit like "this power allows Seamus to... operate switches and open doors".
So either the marketing for MP4 is really this stupid and they really think it's fine to just be coasting along, or they're still keeping something major under wraps.
It's difficult to tell, recent big Nintendo titles would suggest there'd be a huge spin on what Metroid Prime can be, but on the other hand they also do some games that are kept conservative in their unwillingness to iterate to a fault like all Mario spin off games. I guess it all depends on whether Nintendo actually thinks of Metroid as an IP with huge potential or just something that they're willing to keep alive and be a small earner. I'd assume the latter though, Metroid just doesn't have that "pop" appeal about it.

>>715879460
>and I couldn't disagree more*

>>715879372
women also all die
women are also depicted as insane and the reason the whole world is fucked in the first place
the good guy (Renoir) is literally a middle age male

>>715879270
Indians love pokemon and little girls

>>715879496
assraped redditor

>nindians so desperate they are willing to defend modern ff now
Grim
Desperate
No dignity

>>715879372
The game is about tard wrangling TWO delusional cunts so they stop killing themselves because they can't deal with life.

>>715879505
>>715879569
>cuck porn addict thinks its opinion matters
lmao

>>715879415
Sure but why do they get this mad about games not releasing on the Switch?

>>715877413
Because I care about good gameplay above anything else which is why being a modern nintenfag is absolutely fucking suffering. They absolutely ruined Pikmin and Kirby by catering to toddler casualfags. Don't even let me get started about fucking Zelda. Literally the only first party baby Nintendo game that I actually enjoyed since the Switch 1 release was Odyssey, and solely because the movement you had in that game allowed to do so many fun skips. Learning that Bananza was being made by the Odyssey devs literally hurt me physically because it means that the devs wasted 5 years making literal garabge

>>715879569
>jeet can only think about rape when insulting
kek

>e33reditors are trans
sick
twisted
repulsive

>>715879635
How old are you anon.

>>715879627
Not only that its even non nintendo ips even when they release on switch
Try making a jrpg thread and you will have the Fire Emblem shills raiding your thread, they are having a meltdown in trails thread now
Fun fact: everytime they raid a thread their FE general becomes way less active

>>715879415
This is a lie lmfao
You weren't here in 2007 when the board was flooded with smash bros threads daily, especially when Sakurai's blog announced anything

>>715879680
>trans
weren't you defending Rebirth 3 posts earlier?

>>715879710
30
Growing older isn't making me more jaded, Pikimin 4 was really just THAT fucking garbage

Bruh metaphor fags are Expedition33 allies in FF threads and they are FF allies in Expedition 33 threads
Probably one of the most pathetic fanbase

>>715879738
I've been here since 2010 and there was never as many tendie threads as today, stop lying.

>>715879598
ywnbaw
>>715879653
offended by rape
just incase anyone doubts these are trannies and women

>>715879726
>>715879627
>>715879415
Stop samefagging

>July
>Award already locked

the credibility and value is less than zero

>>715879680
>>715879749
>Lower case
>1 minute
Derailing to exp 33 vs ff now again? How about all those Agp Peach threads?

It's funny to see how totally buckbroken shazamfags get when a game they don't like sells gangbusters. E33 is the new BG3: some mindbroken losers on /v/ will spend the rest of their lives raging impotently into the void that people liked it and how it must all be a scam

>>715879749
no, im just exposing you as reddit and troons

>>715879845
Yeah, the clamoring for that shitty DK game as GOTY is really stupid.

>>715879635
the old Zelda games are complete and utter baby games though. They're about making you feel clever for putting a square shaped block in the square shaped hole. and it's just that over and over again.

>>715879802
Sure you were election tourist

>>715879845
Why shouldn't it be locked?
Amazing reviews, amazing user scores, everyone fell in love with it.
Also the meta narrative of a small team taking over giant companies is easy to sell.

>>715879905
>shazamtroons out of nowhere
reddit33trannies are getting REALLY desperate now

>>715879945
yes i was, nigger.

>>715879845
And? Elden Ring came out in February and everyone already knew it was going to be GOTY

>>715879979
damn, elden ring really raped you troons that hard, huh?

>>715879929
I disagree anon, replayed MM a few months ago and great bay temple still made me scream internally. You're literally just describing the new Ubislop style zelda games

>>715879635
DK Bananaza is absolutely amazing, what the fuck are you on about?

>>715879845
TGA are in about 4 months. Do you really believe the new Mafia or GoY will flip the table, lel?

>metaphor fags
>FF allies
>Expedition33 allies
What in the actual hell is this schizo rambling about. Why do tendies act like people only play 1 game and thats that?
Its not impossible to like more than 1 game. I played all 3 and liked them to varying degrees, shocking, I know.

>>715880052
Maybe if you're 10 or have that mental age

>Genuinely new and unique game that's triggering a small revival of turnbased jrpgs and gravitas.
>One of Nintendo's most regularly disrespected franchises that they didn't just outright kill like Star Fox or F-Zero.

>>715880052
It's really, really mediocre.

>>715880030
>jeet didn’t work
>incel didn’t work
>nintendie didn’t work
>s-shazam???
reddit33 trannycult is in serious trouble right now

>>715879927
>>715879972
>>715879996
>>715880065
What if some great games release from now to December.
I know they are PR paid awards, but at least pretend they are not

>>715880084
it's quite simple: tendies don't like videogames, they like cucksolewarfaggotry

>>715880084
>tranime avatar
redditslop33sisters….

>>715870260 (OP)
Not a chance. Nintendo lost its touch, you can safely dismiss all Nintendo shit until they get a wakeup call.

>>715880182
FOR NOW it's a locked award.
Of course something amazing can release but everyone knows what big games are releasing, even E33 was expected to at least be decent.

>>715880182
because games are announced years priot to their release and nothing but trash is releasing soon.

>>715880141
i haven't played e33 though, i'm just helping keep the board clean of worthless corpocattle

>>715870260 (OP)
Lol, lies.
> Death Stranding 2 GOTY.
> Honorable Mention Exp33.
> Deltarune will be mentioned.
> They will make fun of that Fromslop.
That's what's going to happen.

>>715880182
It's pretty safe knowing the gaming industry that nothing is coming out that can compete.

Absolutely schizophrenic thread what the fuck is this

>>715880182
a game like that would already had been announced by now, dumbass
we already know every big release announced for 2025

>>715880275
you aren’t doing shit nigger

>>715880279
He couldn't give it to DS1 because from.
He can't give it to DS2 because ES33.

>>715879401
I don’t think that was development hell. Toby clearly finished episode 3 early, he is an industry insider who found out about the Switch 2 early and he purposely waited to release his episodes to coincide with the Switch 2 release.

I like how Palworld tried to make a Pokemon game that was actually fun and not carried by the IP, and Nintendo sued them saying they invented flying around on a monster you caught.

>>715880308
e33 cultists are mentally ill

>>715870778
It has been in development by Retro Studios since 2019. Six years between starting from scratch and release. That's not exactly what I would call development hell. Pretty typical for a modern major title these days actually. If it's good we'll probably see MP5 in 2028

>>715880279
>> Death Stranding 2 GOTY.
The game everyone already forgot 2 weeks after its release?

>>715880371
Both of you are mentally ill

>>715880308
Tendies having another meltie.

>>715880052
>DK Bananaza is absolutely amazing
Why?
Honest answers only please

deltatroon and reddit33 linked up?????

>>715880390
Even kojimadrones don't even talk about it anymore.
All that came out of it was the meme dance scene.

>>715880424
you can destroy things! isn't that freaking revolutionary?

>>715880390
Yes, because Kojima's connections to the media industry is far bigger pull than chinese/french nepobaby shit like EXP33 UE sloppa.

>>715880407
>t. crying e33tranny

Bookmarking this thread since its an exceptional case of tendie autism on display, topkek

>>715880414
>tranime pfp

>>715880538
>pretend to win

>>715880279
I didn't play the first one.
The fact that it was simply a consolation project for all of the mo cap shit he did with Norman Reedus for what would've been the ultimate horror game stung too much. The fact that he made a sequel to it is even more wild and kinda shows that he's gone full weird Yoko Ono.

>>715871987
Most recent good games do nothing new or unique. There's quite a lot of stuff on Steam that is both very experimental and obnoxiously forgettable.
Metroid Prime 4 looks decent but if you told me I was seeing footage from Metroid Prime 2 or 3 with a resolution mod I would believe you. It does not look like it does anything new at all. It seems to be purely there to cater to people who want more of the same, even.
Also when the Zelda series turned into Tiktok and Echoes of Wisdom, "trying to do something new", it effectively turned the series into fecal matter. You motherfuckers fell for everyone saying "all zeldas are the same" and now all we have is garbage "that is not the same".

>>715880084
>Get called out
>A-actually I like all the games
Kys tendie

What can it do to win the GOTY? Based on what's shown so far, it has the same gameplay as previous Prime games, and the GOTY Awards always prioritize innovative gameplay when choosing the winner. They will never choose a game with a "4" in its title

>>715880317
don't worry, it compounds,
next multiplat you start shitposting against, i'll be there, telling people it's you slaves who are behind it (because it will be)
what happened to snoys will be seen as a mercy kill compared to what you trannies have got coming to you

>you have autism
>nooo! You have autism!
>ohhh tendie meltie

Great thread.

>>715878814
So glad I'm normalfag enough to have no fucking clue about the gay meta this guy is on about

>>715880572
>laughing donnie darko cope.jpg

>>715880442
>Tendie saying anything about reddit and trannies

>>715880701
good luck with that pablo, hope your favela sees this

>>715880691
>"Carvex"
>shaped like a cervix

>>715880197
Makes sense, they have nothing else lul
Didnt expect them to become more obnoxious than Goldenface Snoys

>>715880096
Funny enough, them not just outright killing it (because DK makes too much money) is what leads to more opportunities to be treated like crap.

Tendies really call every other game reddit kek

>>715880645
What was more weird is how Last of Us 2/Last of Us won any awards. Most generic movie game written as pro-Jewish propaganda winning fake in-house Jewish ran awards.

>>715880691
Metafor was a GOTY contender even though it was basically persona 3.5

>>715880764
>deltatroon
>reddit33
you live and breathe reddit your brai very essence is reddit you are reddit of heart mind body and soul your a reddit being in a reddit universe you are reddit incarnate

>>715870351
Zero chance? Expedition 33 is a fucking turn based RPG. There is zero chance a turn based RPG ever wins GOTY

>>715880941
>Baldur's Gate 3

>>715880941
bruh, your BG3

>>715875016
They didn't really work on Dread after it was initially teased.
Then the small studio made that 3DS Metroid and it didn't take too long after that put out Dread.

>>715880941
I can picture you saying
>there is zero chance a platformer, exclusive to PS5, ever wins GOTY
kek

I’m not gonna read the thread, I’m just gonna say this:
This guy said the gameplay footage at the “Switch 2” direct would sell people on the console.
He’s full of shit, something stinks to high hell about this game. His Retro insiders are feeding him a false narrative

>>715880996
>reddit gayte 3

>>715880930
Speak english, tendie jeet

>>715880996
>>715881013
Turnbased-chads...
It's time to dominate

>>715880917
I'm not talking about the nomination, I'm talking about winning the award. Astrobot won the 2024 GOTY because it was the only one with "innovative" gameplay. The other contenders were soulslop and JRPGslop, with Balatro the only other one with a chance of winning.

>>715870260 (OP)
He doesn't have any new information. He just wanted to post the last paragraph, but he used everything before the last paragraph to signal boost.

>>715880996
>>715881013
>>715881087
to be honest, it makes sense that tendies would like to forget about BG3

>>715881051
>spews redditarrhea from xer tranny hole
average reddit33 deltatroon cultist

>>715880930
>Nintendo
>Not reddit
>Le quirky funny faces
>Tendies spamming cringe memes
>Splatoon online being full of trannies

>>715877413
This. I outgrew platforming slop after Super Mario Sunshine which was the peak. Bananza looks like the easiest dogshit Ive ever seen designed for retarded kids

>>715881186
>deltatroon
>reddit33
>reddit gayte 3
it doesn’t get much more reddit cringe and transfolx homosexually charged than that

>>715881178
>Says this when tendies started shilling cyberpunk now that's on switch 2
Lmao

>>715881215
Whoa guys, watch out. We've got a mature gamer over here.

So its actually happening I guess. After Baldurs Gate 3 destroyed Totk. Now they will humiliate tendies again with this french game.

>>715881286
>reddit 33
>deltatroon
I don’t even need to type anything else

>>715881276
Dont you need to make another AGP Peach thread tranny?

>>715881365
>reddit33
>deltatroon
.

>>715881276
>>715881351
at this point just shit on all multiplats not yet released on a nintendo system, it would really drive home that you are corporate property and don't deserve human rights

>>715881276
THIS SAAR
EVERYTHING IS REDDIT
EXPEDITION IS REDDIT
PERSONA IS REDDIT
DELTATRUNE IS REDDIT
FINAL FANTASY IS REDDIT
YAKUZA IS REDDIT
RESIDENT EVIL IS REDDIT
SILENT HILL IS REDDIT
TRAILS IS REDDIT
TALES IS REDDIT
DECK IS REDDIT

PLEASE REDEEM NINTENDO GAMES SAAAAR

>>715881424
>*shit on reddit33, deltatroon, reddit gayte 3*
I only shit on tranny reddit games and I just covered them all

>>715881424
Jannies really should make a nintendo board, nintendies are literally seething even at fucking kiseki
>>715857123
>>715857314

>>715872036
That still counts as dev hell you mong. Almost a precondition of development hell is that the project gets restarted multiple times.

>>715881479
seethe redditranny

>>715881534
Of course you do, totktroon. Bg3 raped you hard and Expedition 33 has more real threads than your samefagging dead threads

>>715879781
It's definitely making you jaded, I take it vidya is all you do?

>>715881569
>Spam
Tendies really do have a meltdown if they see a non nintendo thread up uh
They called me breath of fire shill and a spammer just for making the only bof thread in a year

*steals the award from JRPGslop*
nothin personel

>>715881643
now remove the homosexual bear sex bonus

>>715881534
let me guess, they'll stop being reddit games the instant they are released on the shitch poo
can't wait to see you dogs bend the knee to miyazaki

>>715881738
That's just an opening cutscene. None of the gameplay they've shown off at least to me is putting it higher than "This game is gonna be good but nothing special" for me.

>>715881746
I thought you tendies liked furry shit since you are always spamming pokemons you want to fuck threads

>>715881824
no
>>715881868
nah just fag like you

>>715880342
>Genshin devs making their own pokemon
Kek, no way those threads will survive, tendies are still assmad with some chink clone mogging their game

>>715881868
Palworld smoked them there too. Its unironically over

>>715881646
No, I read a shitload of manga too and play guitar, piano and currently learning ocarina. I still enjoy my vidya, but I'd have to be mentally ill to appreciate nuntendo games anymore, those games are 100% targeted to toddlers

>>715881987
Reminder tendies were shilling cyberpunk hard and suddenly it wasnt a reddit game
Remember tendies even defended Blooper developers when they thought they were making a horror game for Nintendo

>>715880342
>>715882008
>>715882018
Still got that chip on your should because senpai didn't notice you, huh.

>>715881868
>I thought you tendies liked furry shit since you are always spamming pokemons you want to fuck threads
If that were true, Star Fox would be alive right now. As for Pokémon, it's because the new games are ass, so what else is there to talk about other than "which child or animal do you wish to fuck" or being an autistic comp player.

>>715881738
>posts FPS slop

>>715870260 (OP)
>the baldurs gate 3 moment
Wtf does this even mean? Is this just his retarded was of calling something popular?

>>715882051
Sure you do buddy. Whatever you say.
Regardless your standards are clearly out of tune with what vidya should be. Judging from your posts I take you want something more simple and easier to parse.

>>715882052
>schizophrenic babble
just remember that deltatroon, reddit33, and reddit gayte 3 are for redditors

>>715882125
If metroid was mulitplarform tendies wouldnt shill it this hard

>>715882103
You weren't there when SV released were you.

>>715882197
I accept your concession, tendieredditor

>>715882180
The only jaded nigger here seems to be you that refuses to accept the fact that there are people that are unable to appreciate your literal shitendo toddler games.
Like, you really fucking expect me to enjoy Pikmin 4 when it's objectively a downgrade from the 3 previous games? Am I really supposed to stand up and clap when the game limits me to 3 types of pikmin and also forces me to play 80% of the game just to finally reach the fucking 100 cap? Fuck off, the game is garbitch and so are you

incredible that you niggas take any of the posts in this thread seriously, it's all bait after bait. First day on 4chan?

>>715882197
>deltatroon
toby fox is a known tendie btw

>>715882286
>n-no u r-reddit
KWAB

>>715870260 (OP)
Samus feet confirmed?

>>715882394
who?

>>715882373
>The only jaded nigger here seems to be you
If I were jaded then I'd be in your position right now, utterly incapable of enjoying anything that's doesn't align with his childhood. Going to assume you started with the GC because of the abysmal taste but I digress.

>>715882449
right, don't know why i was expecting a tendoslave to have cursory knowledge about videogames, sorry about that

>>715882373
>garbitch
So you were lying about being 30.

>>715882240
I was. Much of it was filled with posting on how bad the game looked compared to other games on the same system, along with some praise for the new Pokémon designs like Palafin hero form. I also remember everyone making fun of how buggy the game was on launch.

>>715882580
sorry I don’t know you’re literal who reddit faggot

>>715882632
So that's a no.
Contrary to what you see on /v/ outside of it people were constantly discussing the lore to the point where there was a theory war between people who followed the game believing the paradox mon were a result of time travel powered by Terapagos and people who rejected the game believing that it was a red herring and that Terapagos granted wishes.

Not many people cared about how buggy it was.

>>715871987
If E33 was a JRPG it would have 10s of hours of cringeworthy and stiff, expository dialogue.

>>715882556
>already projecting shit
ok jaded nigger, I started with the PS1 technically the NES because I was a poorfag that could play vidya at my family's houses and only got to play gamecube in the early 2010s thanks to emulation

>>715882628
That word is stuck in my head thanks to AVGN, you know, one of /v/'s favorite boomer shows. Zoomers are too young to have watched AVGN

Modern Nintendo games are fucking garbage and so is the fanbase, these kind of infantile seething posts pretty much prove that fact

>>715882449
>>715882580
>>715882796
Stop samefagging.

>>715870260 (OP)
HOLY NINTENCOPE
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>715882852
>AVGN
>boomer shit
LOL

>>715882852
>That word is stuck in my head thanks to AVGN, you know, one of /v/'s favorite boomer shows.
>boomer

>>715882848
>cringeworthy and stiff, expository dialogue
it’s the most jrpg of all time in that case

>>715871987
Gateway RPG. It's very good, but the response to it is absurd

>>715882852
>I was a poorfag that could play vidya at my family's houses and only got to play gamecube in the early 2010s thanks to emulation
In other words your first was the gamecube and now it forms the backbone of your personality.

>>715875468
>emmi sections
Just say you suck.

>>715882852
>That word is stuck in my head thanks to AVGN, you know, one of /v/'s favorite boomer shows
Dude no. James started making that in 2004. Hell the closest thing to a boomer show here is GCGX.

>>715882956
Lol no
Nips cant write shit. Part of the reason the game has such a wide appeal is because of that western polish.

>>715882812
You ask for what happened in threads not what happened outside of /v/. Why would I think of what happened on other sites with the question you asked? I'll admit yes, there was a lot of talk about pokemon lore as there is on the release of a new game for pokemon. Hell pokemon are asking about that right now for the new legends game.
>Not many people cared about how buggy it was.
That's bullshit there's plenty of videos of people complaining about the bugs and showing them off in videos for memes. This right here is

>>715883095
>2004
That was 22 years ago
Also gamecenter GX took forever to become popular due it being japanshit, AVGN is more boomer tier than Arino, sorry anon

>>715883175
>This right here is
*This right here is you pretending stuff like this didn't happen alongside what you talked about earlier.

>>715877338
The real, non-mental gymnastics reason, is that Nintendo hasn't made a truly good game in ages.

>>715880657
>a post complaining both that a franchise does nothing new, and that a franchise does something new
You're literally retarded

>>715883175
>You ask for what happened in threads
Except I didn't. That something you made up entirely on you own, all you were asked was>>715882240
>You weren't there when SV released were you.
By the by, what I described was at it's strongest on /vp/, outside of 4chan in general the) most believed in the imagination theory.

>That's bullshit there's plenty of videos of people complaining about the bugs and showing them off in videos for memes
Yes, and almost all of them are compilations of webms from /v/.

Anyway, the point is that you only have a very minor grasp on how things were because you learned about all of this through osmosis.

>>715875016
Sequel when? There should be one of these things coming out every three years at least.

>>715883206
GCGX is 2003 making it older regardless.
Also you're showing how young you are by calling it Japan shit like we didn't watch it all the time.

>>715883106
and neither can gook redditors apparently, unless you just love pretentious schlock

Tendies MOGGED by Maelle

>>715883504
No, you faggots did not
t. Remember the earliest Arino threads

>>715883324
just the average /v/irgin with nintendo derangement syndrome. They don't care about truth, only about hating nintendo toys.

>twitter screencap thread
>"LOOK LOOK SOME GUY HAS AN OPINION!!!!!"
>almost at 400 replies
Just nuke this board already.

The age of first party Nintendo games being GOTY contenders is over
Nintendo games are a known quantity, we know they're good at making games, but they're never mindblowing or truly innovative anymore
It's way more important to reward a game like Expedition 33 which is lightning in a bottle the magnitude of which the industry hasn't seen in a long ass time

>>715883504
GCCX didn't catch on online internationally until around the point when Kotaku was trying to localize it under the title "Retro Game Challenge" for a brief time, I want to say around 2010/11.

>>715883810
>Says this while tendies even beg mods to ban threads for games that triggers you
Lmao

>>715883882
The entire site needs weekly rolling blackouts

>>715873212
Find new boogeymen jesus christ

>maelle
>M A L E
really makes you think

>>715884008
It’s literally made by redditors faggot

>>715877413
I don't understand why Nintendo insists on making all their bing bing wahoos designed for 5 year olds. Not even 10 year olds, at that age I was playing RTSes.
Is any sense of difficulty really THAT opposite to their brand?

>chinkware exclusive slop
>goty
>ever
trantendies high on hrt delirium

>>715870260 (OP)
>You can OPEN DOORS with your MIND

Kek, trannabe prime 4 aint winning shit

>>715883426
Yeah, that's an L on my end for failing to understand what you meant.
>By the by, what I described was at it's strongest on /vp/, outside of 4chan in general the) most believed in the imagination theory.
I actually remember listening to a few pokemon theories mentioning that while the game was being released. Personally, I thought it was just the revival of fossils gone wrong before the game come out.
>Yes, and almost all of them are compilations of webms from /v/.
Either that or the video makers where using the webms that show off the glitches and bugs in the videos.
>Anyway, the point is that you only have a very minor grasp on how things were because you learned about all of this through osmosis.
Well of course, Pokemon is a very big series with many eyes on it at all times. It's only natural that some would end up having a different view of things. As for me, learning about it though as osmosis, that's not only going to happen with anything as big as pokemon but also impossible for me since I do remember getting a lot of pokemon SV news and content in my feed(s) along with playing the week it came out.

>>715872939
>no airblast or engineer moving buildings
>no payload maps
>TC_hydro was supposed to be the main gamemode

>>715877413
I'm older than all those other guys replying to you, and you're wrong. I don't give a fuck about Mature content. Or Moral gray zones. I play games to unwind at night. Jumping around as Mario or Link is far more fun than your deep, totally mature, thought provoking game. I get all that shit in IRL. "Let's see what's in this shrine before falling asleep" is a great way to end the night at 50 or 5. "OMG what if I'M the villain?" is some midwit shit.

>>715870351
What happened to Death Stranding 2. Thats my bet. Not because it deserves it but for the lifetime of work.

>>715870260 (OP)
>>715870351
Not a chance with the E33 mandate in effect

>>715877413
yeah, nu-tendo games are the videogame equivalent of regurgitated tik tok "short form content" slop

>>715884612
I liked Wonder though. The one IP at the top of its game.

>>715883946
>goes on to further invent reasons to hate nintendo toys
You belong in a mental institution

>>715884591
true, xister
damn those paid shills for... not giving every nintendo game a 10/10 and finding other videogames more fun

>>715884591
>reviews from a magazine not called Nintendo Universe 365
>"wow, must be rigged"

So we now know that 90% of all posts seething about nintendo are made by one guy, right?
trademark signs :
>will obsessively seek out nintendo-related threads. The loser probably lives on /v/.
>always starts up "discussion" calling nintendo games "toddler", "baby", ... games.
>Is an autistic retard who grew up with the NES, PS1 and Gamecube who can't accept that games have evolved since then and challenge has become optional in most games.
We know it's one retarded schizo because all these posts have the same autistic writing style and repetitive content, and they are nowhere to be found outside of /v/.

>>715884489

>>715884753
>>715884776
Yeah it's just a coincidence that every 8 out of 10 review for Donkey Kong (which gave it a lower metacritic score) just happened to give Clair Obscure either a 9 or a 10. Most the time a 10.

>>715884870
Schizo post

>games have evolved since then and challenge has become optional in most games

>>715884942
Cope post. You know E33 is an industry insider game

>>715879635
>ruined Pikmin
Pikmin 4, at its worst, still has plenty of content that tickles the optimization autism that Pikmin is known for. Oachi definitely makes the game trivial on a casual playthrough, but I can enjoy it on its own terms given that there's stuff which offers a decent enough challenge through the Dandori stages and Olimar mode.

>>715885005
Still larping like the Apple + Disney of gaming is some scrappy underground indie rebel again?

>>715884805
It's the way she leans into it

>>715883324
Nigger,
Learn how to read. I'm saying MP4 looks good despite also looking like it's bringing nothing much to the table at all.

>>715884870
Tendies are hands down the most dishonest and obnoxious fanbase in the entirety of gayming

https://cogconnected.com/review/clair-obscur-expedition-33-review/
https://cogconnected.com/review/donkey-kong-bananza-review/

Literally the first 10/10 bananza review I found in metacritic

>>715884798
>calling nintendo games "toddler", "baby", ... games.
Are they not though?

>>715885121
>nintendo is just like apple, dude! They have a fanbase who enjoys their content, they are just like le apple cult!

>>715885135
I just didn't need another fetish, I'm already all stocked up man

>>715885324
As evidenced by their playerbase statistics and internal memos, nope. Just because a game is family friendly does not mean it's a "toddler" game. Toddlers don't even play games, the hyperboly is cheap rhetoric. Only an insecure teen/stunted adult (You) would pretend that.

>>715871987
It's midwit core with a good soundtrack

>>715885324
>DUUUDE, IS THAT A CARTOONY ARTSTYLE??? YOU KNOW THAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE A NEONATE IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME RIGHT, BRO???
People like you should be thrown into a volcano.

>>715879270
every game gets them anon, or are you gonna claim there weren't shitposting campaigns against every Xenoblade, Octopath, MH Rise too? hell Unicorn Overlord had a massive shitposting campaign against it just because it was announced in a direct, it wasn't even a temporary exclusive.

e33 is lgbtq coded

>>715885705
That's not the problem. The issue is the lack of difficulty.

>>715871987
It's good, less than full price, and is easy to pirate

>>715885765
e33 is easy as shit, probably one of the easier games ever made it’s basically a visual novel

Journos have already decided that E33 is winning this year like they did with BG3 in 2023. The best game ever could come out and it would still lose.

>>715880572
It's definitely a case study for mental illness, i'll agree with you on that much.

>>715883809
>Remember the earliest Arino threads
You clearly don't.

>>715885862
Funny how the majority of the gameplay related posts here when the game first released were faggots whining about the game being too hard and parry windows being too smal

Make up your fucking minds already

>>715883946
Surely you have examples, right? >>715884798

>>715885920
hope xhe sees this xis

Man, what the fuck is this thread? is it two schizos arguing or just one schizo making an elaborate play?

>>715884798
God I really wish that were the case but unfortunately have a cabal of cultists who rally around hating them.

>>715886019
troons and femgroids don’t count

>>715886090
Just one very elaborate schizo. I refuse to believe that nintendo fans are genuinely that mentally ill

>>715884798
>>715886103
>Buy an ad
>Not organic!
>This game is reddit
This in every non nintendo thread plus tendie mods banning games for being too popular

>>715886126
>if you want to play easy games you're a woman or tranny
>I play Nintendo games btw and it's good that they're piss easy
what did he mean by this

and then there’s the tranime poster crying in the corner

>>715884798
>Is an autistic retard who grew up with the NES, PS1 and Gamecube
Who hurt you anon? That's WAY too fucking specific, and that's also 3 whole fucking generations of systems

>>715885753
It's not exactly every game. Games that don't come to Nintendo Switch are exempt for obvious reasons unless they need to force a narrative. Take Elden Ring for example and how a group of discorders tried to cause a war between Zelda and ER fans.

>>715886205
you’re the one defending a visual novel made by redditors

>>715886240
>That's WAY too fucking specific, and that's also 3 whole fucking generations of systems
>he hasn't seen the "64snoy", "cubesnoy" and "wiisnoy" posts yet

>>715886153
Nigga have you seen famitsu threads? They even use it as some operation base and were seething at sh3 calling it snoy
They were shitposting fucking edens zero for skipping the switch

>>715886179
I've never seen them outside of threads where people openly profess their hatred of Nintendo.
Putting two and two together you come to the conclusion that it never genuinely happens.

>>715884489
Death Stranding 2 is very likely because of Kojima's age. He could be going blind and had to get eye surgery. His next chance for a GOTY won't be until 2030 at the earliest and the competition will probably be even stronger then.

>>715871987
Where do you retards come from?

>>715886331
>tfw 3 gens until we start seeing switchsnoys come up

>>715886242
>Games that don't come to Nintendo Switch are exempt for obvious reasons
HAHAHAHAHA DO TENDIES REALLY?
>Kissing erfags asses again
Lmao, never ever zeldatroons. Remember your pc alliance? You backstabbed us

the raped need a group therapy session

>>715886240
>That's WAY too fucking specific, and that's also 3 whole fucking generations of systems
You say that but we have an anon who said that same thing earlier. >>715882852
I've seen it too, it's always those three. I'd show you on the archive but it seems to be down right now.

>>715885765
If you have any real world experience (which you don't have, clearly from your posting patterns on this site), you would know that most of the adult population is not proficient at most games. Nintendo makes plenty of optional challenges that aren't exactly "piss-easy" for the average gamer.

>>715886351
>Nintendo faggot trying to whitewash their fake reputation again
Its been for years and people noticed the pattern
>Buy an ad
>This thread is not organic
In non nintendo threads
Jannies are also pronintendo

>>715885754
>>715885862
sharts of the troondom got raped and gaped by the tranny bear game

>>715886473
Case in point. He's even playing the "I'm totally a PCfag" card.

the raped got triggered again lmao e33xisters xhe needs your moral support!!!

>>715886543
Normgroids play phone gachas and tile matching games, they do not concern me. Neither do "make your own fun" self imposed challenges and speedrunning.

>>715886685
>Says this when in every emulation threads tendies be like
>Actually I own a ps5 too because I'm not a poorfag!

>>715886534
Anon, tell me, how did that faggot grow up with the NES, PS1 and Gamecube if he stated that he only got to play Gamecube using EMULATION, around 15 years after the fucking PS1 came out? Also, what the fuck did he fucking play after the PS1? Only PS1 until he finally got to emulate an actual demanding system? That sounds absolutely fucking retarded
You reek of fucking desperation, also that's literally just 1 fucking guy. And please, SHOW ME the goddamn archive posts you giga schizo, the archive isn't down https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715870260/#715886534 you fucking tech illiterate tard.

>>715886745
>plays weg visual novel slop made by redditors

>>715886560
>Its been for years and people noticed the pattern
Yeah, the patten that people are trying their hardest to force hatred towards Nintendo. The famitsu threads are a good example, there's only ever one thread made by the usual anon every day, after that one is gone he doesn't make any more.
However after that one with a console warring image pops up, and when that dies another pops up and another with an anon calling for their ban for "spam".

>>715886745
>Neither do "make your own fun" self imposed challenges and speedrunning.
We know you are an autistic schizo with no creativty, no need to confirm it.

>>715886534
I'm that anon. I didn't grow up with the gamecube, I stated that I started with the NES/PS1 and finally got to play gamecube once Dolphin became good around 2015. After the PS1, I played shitloads of PS2, SNES, N64, GB/A, NDS, PSP and PC, that's the shit that I grew up with. Why the hell are you assuming that I am a fucking gamecube baby just because I happen to like Pikmin 1 while thinking that Pikmin 4 is worse than Hitler?
Why is your reading comprehension so fucking abysmal? You nintendo cultists are subhuman

>>715886791
>the archive isn't down
Good thing I kept the tab open, you got lucky there anon in any case now I can look for those posts for you.

By the way
>how did that faggot grow up with the NES, PS1 and Gamecube if he stated that he only got to play Gamecube using EMULATION, around 15 years after the fucking PS1 came out?
Maybe you should ask him that. Not that he'll answer.

>>715887004
>thinking that Pikmin 4 is worse than Hitler
holy cringe get a load of this f this reddit tranny

Ever notice how people with an irrational hatred for Nintendo can't control their anger?

>>715887068
>thinking that Pikmin 4 isn't worse than Hitler
Found the tendie cultist

>>715887095
whoa hold up you are hecking worse the HITLER

>>715870260 (OP)
>sequel
nay

>>715887113
NTA but if you feel that way then explain how. Through all your ranting and raving you've haven't actually talked about any games.

>>715870260 (OP)
What could possibly be in MP4 that could clear EX3??? Like seriously what would that even be?

>>715887113
WORSE THAN HITLERANINOOOOOO ????!????!!!??
THESE GOD DAMNG HITERL NAZI WORSE THAN HECKING HOTLER CULTIST ARE BAD AND THIS JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIE!!!1!!1!

>>715887229
Gameplay

>>715886791
>that's literally just 1 fucking guy
Making all those seethe posts about nintendo games being for "toddlers", yeah. This is pretty obvious once you look at gaming discussions on other sites, posts like his are almost nowhere to be seen. The guy is a total schizo as evidenced here >>715887004
>I happen to like Pikmin 1 while thinking that Pikmin 4 is worse than Hitler
>You nintendo cultists are subhuman
We are dealing with an obviously deranged individual.

>>715887197
Actually, I already did explain why I think that the game is fucking garbage >>715882373
I swear, if Hey! Pikmin! was released on the Switch, you faggots would WORSHIP the absolute shit out of that game

THESE NINTENDIES

ARE

WORSE

THAN

HITLER?????????

Feels good not having owned a console in 10 years
They should reopen asylums for nintendo animals

>>715887284
>>715887285
IS IT WORSE THAN HITLER?????
REDDIT PLEASE RESPOND

>>715887285
And how do two minor nitpicks make it worse? Actually articulate your opinion anon.

>>715887374
consoles are worse than hitler and it feels so good to be on the right side of history my fellow redditors

>tendies when they glance at a timeless year old meme for the first time https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/literally%20worse%20than%20hitler/page/61/#

How NEW are switchsnoys?

I love how after both elden and bg3 mogged tendies so hard these ones made a new boogeyman to force their lelouch crap
>See fellow eldenfags and bg3fags we share the same haters please spare us and also shill our game PLEASE

>>715887374
>They should reopen asylums for nintendo animals
You still won't get any visitors after you're admitted anon.

>>715887435
look chud, it’s worse than hitler okay?

>>715887269
You mean generic FPS gameplay?

>>715887435
>nitpicks
Nah seriously, fuck off you dishonest shill

>>715887447
kek

>>715887447
>anon, can't differentiate a joke from reality
No wonder you're butthurt about Nintendo all the time.

>>715887459
I like how they’re better than hitler and not worse than hitler, as a fellow transfolx of color that really means a lot to us

>>715887459
Did you miss the same schizo still buckbroken about Baldur's Gate 3 and schizoposting about China editing his pics to add E33?

>>715887459
>I love how after both elden and bg3 mogged tendies so hard
ToTK is outselling both.

>>715887576
>anon, can't differentiate a joke from reality
The irony

>>715887542
Mmhmm.
You can't do it can you. Have you even played it?

worse than hitler status?
redditsisters serious responses only

>>715887576
>I-it was a joke!

>>715887610
Genshin outsold every Zelda game combined

>>715870351
Yup. Expedition 33 is a journo darling.
They'll keep repeating the "made by 10 people" misconception for years.
Not to mention, Prime 4 doesn't look like GOTY material from what we've seen and I doubt they're hiding something amazing. It will be a solid game, especially after dev hell it went through, but that's about it.

>>715887610
GTA 5 outsold all combined
Never ever tendie

>>715887652
Genshin sold exactly 0 copies.

>>715887652
Genshin is a f2p game. It's not being sold.

>>715887621
this post is worse than hitler btw

>>715886405
If the eye surgery was for cataracts he's not going blind (anymore). You don't get cataracts twice because the lense that gets it is gone after the surgery

>>715887610
Yeah disney also buys their own tickets but you still see er and bg3 still being dicussed and active unlike totk
Oh another thing, Witcher 3 and terraria mogged you in sales and you were so mad you even banned some threads and terraria is not allowed here anymore LMAO

>>715887652
It sold 0 units.

>>715887670
>misconception
Maybe not 30 people, but they still needed 10 times less people than your average AAA to achieve a similar result.
So the narrative still fits.

>>715887652
>>715887672
but better or worse than hitler?
reddit tranny your response?

>>715887672
Doesn't gta 5 sell exclusively to whales since they sell it with shark cards worth more than the game is being sold for making it more worthwhile to buy multiple copies than the currency on its own?

>>715887687
>>715887696
>>715887741
I thought you were bragging about profits though? It makes more money.

>>715887776
at least it’s not worse than hitler amirite sis?

Hitler was a bad person.

>>715887776
You're the first person in this reply chain to mention profits.
Huh, I didn't know we had genuine schizophrenics here.

>>715887840
This, tbqh.

>>715887741
? It made more money than Zelda
>>715887773
Nice cope, using your logic then mario kart is like horizon and only sell because of bundles right?

>>715887864
If you bring up sales numbers in response to a game's quality, it means you're placing its revenue and popularity above it all.

>>715887840
>>715887880
so true e33sissies

>>715887881
Horizon yes, Mario no.
Horizon was bundled at no additional cost do you were getting a free game.

>>715887881
And Pokemon TCG Pocket makes more money than Genshin. Is that something to brag about? No, I don't think so.

>>715887958
>And Pokemon TCG Pocket makes more money than Genshin.
It doesn't, it's mobile only.

>>715887924
Except units sold and revenue and profit are two different things.

>>715887776
Nintendo sold 150 million Switches off of the momentum BotW created, so if you want to talk about profits, BotW brought in tens of billions.

>>715887881
MKW bundle is still $50 more than Switch 2 alone while Horizon was bundled for free with 3 other games and 3 months of PS Plus

>>715887997
Yeah and it makes more than genshin even with the china bonus.

>>715887997
The update budget and costs of running it are 100x smaller than Genshin, so I'd say it makes more money

>>715887932
>>715888034
HZD was also given away for free with that covid lockdown thing Sony was doing.
That's how I played it and I genuinely wouldn't recommend that garbage

>>715888034
was it horizon or spiderman that had all the people online selling the download code for like 400 yen? might've been both. shit was hilarious.

>>715888196
Spiderman 2

>>715870260 (OP)
Nah. The game could get a 100 on Metacritic and it wouldn't matter. Expedition 33 is like the quintessential type of game that journos vote for. Most have probably never even played Super Metroid or Prime 1.

well now they we undeniable proof of the obvious that the entire e33 fanbase is comprised of redditor trannies and fat hags I think I’m owed an apology

>>715888245
Nah, you people aren't E33 fans. You just like causing trouble and shitposting using other games as a defence so they get the blame.

It's been years dude. You're not fooling anyone

>>715888241
>nigga acting like metroid is some sort of osbcure niche shit
there is nothing more normie than nintendo

>>715888245
Can you do a slight effort when posting in english at least when using this board, Rasheet?

>>715888381
BUT AM I WORSE THEN LE HYECKIN HITLER??????
E33SISSIES GET IN HERE

>>715888730
I’m going to low effort shit post and you’re going to cry about hitler like a reddit bitch
also
>do a slight effort
do a needful

>>715888658
Metroid games ARE niche, despite what your enthusiast bias is telling you. It's like Mega Man. Well known protagonist with games that don't pull in the big numbers.
>there is nothing more normie than nintendo
Yeah, your Pokemons and your Marios and your Animal Crossings.

>>715888730
He's pretending to be his mortal enemy. Why would he when it adds to the narrative?

>>715888658
Dude, the Metroidvania genre in general is niche the best selling game in the whole genre is Metroid Dread with just over 3m.
How did you not know this?

>>715889759
MY MORTAL ENEMY HITLLERRE?????????