Thread 716042284

Johnny Bravo replaces the main character of the last game you played. Does he beat it? More importantly can he romance the main female character from that game?

>>716042284 (OP)
>uma musume
is he the trainer or a horse girl now?
either way, I think he's ending up with a cracked jaw

>SaGa 2
probably. and I could see him trying to bang Isis once she's resurrected at End of the World.

>elden ring
johhny goes pure str build, gets filtered by some late-game boss, then complains about "anime jump attacks" and how the game "lost its soul" because it doesnt have braindead AI and broken backstab animations

>dying light
His overconfidence rubs off on Rahim and he dies way earlier, Jade castrates him and he bleeds out thinking its just some rough foreplay.

But he would wreck every zombie, volatile or Rais thug that comes his way

>>716042284 (OP)
>Bioshock Infinite
I can see him banging Elizabeth after being beaten up by the things she summons from other universes and escaping from the city. I guess Johnny would just bumble his way through the story and win thanks to his himbo strength and tomfoolery, him "accidentally" throwing people off the city would be a running joke. Imagine the silly cartoon shit Johnny would do with vigors.

>>716042904
>I can see him banging Elizabeth
Johnny is an incel and never bangs anyone

>>716042421
This, hes getting kicked in the face and trampled by horse girls but hes going to at least train them in karate.

You now remember that time a shitty TV movie with the most abhorrent flash animation you can think of was made where Johnny goes to Bollywood.
>"It was originally created for a strictly Indian audience"

>>716042284 (OP)
>Armored Core 6
Johnny would be a PERFECT fit for the Redguns.

>>716042284 (OP)
>johnny bravo in cyberpunk
fuck man idk.
that body he has is... really strange.
combined with his mentality he could start out with such batshit cyberware compatibility he could become the next adam smasher with barely a change in personality.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Crash Bandicoot
Johnny isn’t into furry women so he just rescues Tawna with no stipulations or mischief.

>>716043030
>hey there pretty horse mama
>wanna go looong on Johnny's turf?

>>716042421
Johnny being trained and used as a horse sounds like something that would actually happen in the show.

Knowing Johnny's affinity for attracting fuzzy ladies, I'm sure Susie and Noelle would be fighting for his affection.

>Death Stranding
He would probably try to fight a BT with his bare hands and end up causing a voidout. And if he's a Repatriate for some reason he'd probably cause several

>>716043567
Also, I think Johnny's determination and toon durability is soo strong, he'll just tank every single attack.

>>716042978
But he does score sometimes.

>Mecha Break
Every robot he pilots blows up, but Johnny always survives.
He gets cockblocked by the main girl's dad, but is successful with many female protagonist pilots.

>>716043030
He'd dump all points into power and stamina for sure.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Kerbal space program
He's crash landing in a desert or the middle of the ocean for comedic effect.
The only game I see Johnny fitting in is Helltaker.

Honk Honk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF5N7K552Qk

>>716042284 (OP)
>Escape from Tarkov
He would have a bunch of wacky hijinx without ever actually realising where he was or what was happening, and beat up a bunch of scavs by accident with curiously placed planks and tools falling, and meet an enemy PMC who's a hot Russian girl for no reason that he can't understand her yelling insults at him and thinks it's just "fancy European flirting"
I kinda wanna see it now

>>716042284 (OP)
>Johnny Bravo Bananza
I've never needed a fake game more than i need this.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Leisure Suit Larry
oh fuck. I'd actually pay money to play that

>>716043363
Johnny Bravo will hit on anything that's a woman as long as it doesn't flat out terrify him, like the werewolf did.

>>716043814
It'd be a perfect fit for him, but instead of monkey noises it'd just be Johnny's voice lines from his show.

>marvel rivals
He would be a great tank.

>>716043363
But every furry lady does seem to hit on him so, there's that. Tawna would flirt with him and call him a big hunky moron.

>DS2
Oh yeah watch out Fragile

>>716043980
Imagine getting clowned on by a player spamming Johnny Bravo's taunts. When he defeats an opponent he says shit like "Check my pecks!" and "Man I'm pretty!"

On a kill streak, his theme plays.

>>716044085
>Johnny FourtyOunce

>>716042421
>As a trainer
Constantly harasses Umas during training, never manages to stick with one, gets kicked in the jaw every 2 seconds
>As an Uma
He was trying to score with a trainer, gets tricked by some double entendre, the trainer basically turns him into a horse and whip him as a way to scare him but it doesn't work. He constantly harasses other Umas during training, gets kicked in the jaw repeatedly every 2 seconds. During the race he gets left in the dust at the gate, all Umas just try to run as fast as possible to stay away from him. He effortlessly catches up with them, wins by getting next to the leader right at the finishing line and pushed into 1st by a slap. Everyone seethes at him for wonning.

>>716044110
Also hitting on the girls in the middle of the match.
He's probably getting beaten up even by the female healers

>>716042284 (OP)
>System Shock 2
It basically becomes Ricardo Shock only he's trying to hit on SHODAN constantly. Many cyber modules are confiscated.

>>716043814
>>716043954
>constant bickering between Johnny and Little Suzy riding on his back
That would be funny.

>>716044495
More like just getting zero heals whatsoever except from maybe the shark dog.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Does he beat it?
yes, but that's none of our business

>>716042284 (OP)
>Wizardry: Variants Daphne
I mean, eventually, I guess. It's gonna suck but he gets infinite retries and the main character isn't a lot smarter than him the first time around anyway.

>>716043737
>Johnny tries to replicate Helltaker's campaign through hell
>Fails his pickups on a dozen different demons, gets brutalized each time
>Doesn't die because of toonforce, gets ejected from hell instead
>one demon girl likes him and follows him out, based on Marchosias

>THPS 3+4
yeah I bet he can shred
>More importantly can he romance the main female character from that game?
...Elissa Steamer? prolly not, no.

>>716042284 (OP)
Night Reign
Guess he replaces Raider or Wylder, he would obviously try to romance Recluse or Duchess
He would get filtered by the Royal Carian Knight coz he'd constantly try to get her number
Any subsequent expeditions hed sorely try to seek them out

>>716045079
Oh and no he can not romance the main female character, because she's a stone cold bitch.

>>716042284 (OP)

Planet Crafter.

Man would speedrun that shit at the first wiff of smoken' alien babes.

100TTi! Whoa mamma!

>>716042978
>did xe/xer say "incel"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvM3kQcLOCY

>>716045128
kek
Sounds about right.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Isonzo
>Johnny gets drafted for the Italian front of WW1
As long as toon force is active he’d probably do okay. There’s no babes around though, so he’d probably be pretty lacking on motivation. I guess maybe if they convince him the Austrians are holding babes hostage that might convince him.

>>716042978
The regular /co/pe is that Johnny does actually get a lot of bitches, but we don't see it because it wouldn't be funny.

>>716043940
I distinctly remember an episode where he was put on a blind date with like a deer or a giraffe or some shit and she was clearly into him but he spent the entire time trying to bounce

>>716045778
This, he's a furry magnet, but he doesn't want to get into the hmofa stuff. He is still an innocent man.

>>716045778
No, the antelope was just using him to make her boyfriend jealous. The werewolf was the one who was into him.

>>716044016
True. Johnny pulled furry girls.

>Doom Eternal
The thought of him doing his silly karate noises while glory killing masses of demons is making me grin.

>>716042978
Its already known he's not a virgin.

>>716042978
He got rejected by the volcano god because he wasn't a virgin so he has to bang some time.

>Youmaen
Johnny already finds Little Suzy annoying, him working as a kindergarten teacher would be hell but he'd still put up with the job just to hit on the big titty principal. He'd be fired after a few weeks.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Harvest Moon
Yup, you bet he will try his luck with every girl. He will do the farming portion too mainly just to also try his luck with the Harvest Goddess.
And it won't work with any of them except the nerdy one that's always in these games who will fawn over him, but he doesn't like the nerdy type.

>>716045778
He was also married to a moose for an episode.

>>716043208
I hated that movie, but Inliked the avatat parody.

>>716047008
>but he doesn't like the nerdy type
He was canonically dating Velma for a while.

>KUUKIYOMI 4: Consider It
No. Absolutely not.

I'm pretty sure if I acted like johnny bravo there are a few chicks out there who would find it endearing somehow

>>716047176
Velma was absolutely heads over heels for him but Johnny only saw Daphne.

>>716047257
So was it canon that he only acts like that and got so buff because he thought a girl he liked, wanted that when she just wanted him to be his normal unjacked self?

>>716047176
I thought he only cared about Daphne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3DIV1S_Nvc

>>716047341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EeHZ95jpDk

>>716047445
I don't remember an episode like that.

>>716045778
The writers subtle love for these kind of situations always got snuck in.

>>716047509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la82bYtcPg

>>716047341
Johnny knew an Olympic level gymnast like Shaggy would take him down if he tried moving in on Velma.

>>716047629
I don't think it was an episode but maybe something one of the guys in charge said, similar to 'Johnny has sex but you only see his failures' that I heard floating about.

>>716048553
It was an episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zApu7NpcAw

>>716042284 (OP)
>Palworld
I can honestly see him thrive here.

>>716044231
Lmao

>>716042284 (OP)
>Rance 03
Honestly, I think he'll do alright.

>>716047341
As expected from a Chad like Johnny.

>re7
I shudder to think of what he might do

>rivals
though the game drastically improves im afraid the status quo of Johnny getting beatdown remains
also
>defend pops diner is best map

>>716042284 (OP)
Well, I can see him trying to seduce the Dancer of the Boreal Valley, Sister Friede, the Firekeeper, and Sirris. I can't see him suceeding tho.

>>716049557
Not the main game, but there's a lot of moments for Johnny to shine if was in End of Zoe. Joe Baker would punch his face in whenever Johnny makes mention of his chances of dating his niece, but they'd do great at tag teaming Jack Baker in his boss fights.

>>716048802
Oh good so I didn't misremember then, thanks anon.
>>716047629
Look at what >>716047801 posted

>>716042284 (OP)
>TotK
He'd never leave Gerudo Town.

>>716051049
I meant >>716048802 shit.

>>716042284 (OP)
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
Finally not having to play as a faggot.
Not only does he beat the game, he rips through armor like butter.

>>716042284 (OP)
If the main female character was the protagonist do I love to next in line or is it if he can get with the girl he's replacing

>Noita
Just johnny constantly being murdered by monsters only to reappear on the other side of the screen and come down to ask them again where all the beautiful witches are

Bloodborne?
yeah I guess, I mean being able to use blood echoes isn't an inherent part of the main character he got it from the dream or transfusion, so johnny should be able to level up and he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to quit or lose hope, and no doubt the doll would motivate him, so yeah I say hed win after some difficulty

>>716042978
He does get laid. Just never on the show because him being rejected is funnier.

>>716051306
Sure he would, he won't be able to hide that he's a man for more than five minutes.
However he'll have snuck back in five minutes after they toss him out the front gate so it evens out

>>716042284 (OP)
>Neverwinter nights
>Harasses Aribeth, gets kicked out of the academy
>Somehow finds his way into helping the city and getting the cure components
>Isnt into lizards
>Dryad smacks him with the tree in the wizard's lab
>Haedraline Falls for him somehow
Act 2
>Gets kicked out of the merc depo trying to woo Aribeth again
>Stumbles on the nymph's Lair and she outright refuses to use her charms on his stupid ass
>The Spirit of the woods falls for him somehow, entire druidic circle is seething at him once he declines the stag (he isnt into guys)
>Finds the clues to luskan and delivers them, gets sent to a suicide mission there so that they can get rid of him
Huh, nwn has a Lot of plot relevant women to use for a bunch of Johnny bravo episodes

>>716051306
Remember that episode where he gets stranded on the amazon island and they find him so annoying they try to toss him in a volcano. Itll probably go like that. His best hope is banging Purah since Zelda is a teenager and he only dates adults.

Pokemon White 2
>"Reshiram! Fusion Flare!!"
>N flies in to save Johnny
>"hey there, pretty mama!"

>>716042284 (OP)
Deedlit? Probably not. He might be able to get past the labyrinth by comedic accident.

>>716045691
>Cope
Thats literaly word of god, not to mention:
>The virgin-only volcano rejection
>The spy chick

>>716042284 (OP)
>Doom (1993)
I don't think Johnny could beat it. As for the main female character… well, the only female character is Doomguy's pet rabbit Daisy. I certainly home Johnny wouldn't romance her.

>>716042978
He is sacrificed to a volcano by a group of amazons who think he's a virgin sacrifice. Johnny even winks at the camera and says 'Did she say virgin?' The volcano then rejects him as a sacrifice.

We don't see it causes it wouldn't be as funny, but Johnny's scored at least a few times. Hell, we it does make forna fun plot, we do occasionally see him seduce a girl or two.

Pokemon White
>Juniper gives him a dex to get him to fuck off
>Tries to make a team of strong motherfuckers, ends up with a waifu team
>Constantly pissing off Cheren
>Constantly getting pissed off with N's rambling
>Get kicked off the museum after trying to start a fight with the leader's husband
>Gets zapped by Elessa
>Get shot from a cannon by Skylea
>Iris gets a crush on him
>Physically beats up Team Plasma
>N plays the same with comic misunderstandings of Jhonny telling him to shut up.
>The other dragon just kick him off after the battle.

Considering Johnny only gets anthro girls, I think he'll do just fine.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Artificial Academy 2
I dont remember the show that well and if that ever happened, but it could very well be an episode of him running away from a yandere while he tries to hit on the teacher (Since all the students are teenagers)

>>716042284 (OP)
Metal Gear Rising

>Does he beat it?
Armstrong would be the one wondering why won't Johnny die after so much punishment.

>can he romance the main female character from that game?
Courtney? Everyone would wonder how can she smack cyborg Johnny to the ground with one slap, but she might grow a soft spot for him.
Sunny? One-sided.
Mistral? Pic related.

>>716042284 (OP)
>replaying RE Code Veronica
Steve just got a lot more entertaining

>>716046317
>"WHOA MAMA" every time he shoots the BFG

>>716048802
>high school love disappears
>she comes back
>she's already married

This one hits too close to home once you grow up.

>>716044016
>call him a “big hunky moron”
Yeah I can see her doing that.

>play RTS or RTT
>who is the main character
Is it me? Is Johnny bravo now a general commanding forces?

>>716042284 (OP)
I wonder what it would be if it was a Duke Nukem game...

>>716042978
Only in his show. He's a chad with confidence. Outside of his show he would be swimming in pussy.

>>716056342
>Johnny hangs out with Tim Curry, hits on all the Red Alert girls
>Makes moves on Night Elves

>>716042284 (OP)
>Stalker 2's Skif
Oh yeah, this is great! I am totally up for a crossover.
>romance
Idk man, there are like 3 chicks in the zone - Birch, that scientist chick, and that grouchy Harpy. Idk if he would with any of them, but it would be funny to see him being blown off by either of them.

>>716055046
I could see Johnny fitting a lot of Pokémon games honestly.
His team would probably be all fighting types and monkeys.

>>716057741
He would deliberately get "stuck" at the Celadon City gym.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Hollow Knight
>he can't unite the void
>but he tries hitting on Radiance who throws herself to the void anyways to get away from him

>>716056972
I want to play this game

>>716042284 (OP)
Now I want a Johnny brava Fortnite skin

People forget that Johnny Bravo is God's top Archangel

>>716042284 (OP)
The world needs Johnny Bravo now more than ever.

>>716042284 (OP)

>Horizon's Gate
But my main character is already Johnny Bravo

>>716042284 (OP)
why was he looking so hard for love when the answer was right there?

>>716042284 (OP)
Johnny Bravo as THE Batman , in Arkham Knight.
kek, id love to see that.

>>716060389
Enjoy your vacation.

>>716043363
Dude given his pull with furry chicks Tawna would latch on and never let go.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Metaphor Re: Fantazio
Considering the magic in that game is powered by anxiety and fear Johnny would probably be too happy to actually use it. He'd probably win the crown by sheer charisma though.

>>716060389
pure sex

>>716060389
As proven by >>716061416 Johnny was a good man and not a deranged pedophile.

>>716053338
You forgot
>Ends up pulling Sune in the afterlife because his love for beauty is so pure it ticks all her boxes

>>716042284 (OP)
Monster Hunter Rise
>Somehow manages to be able to tame the monsters instead with his animal magnetism
>Gets along really well with Iori for this reason who looks up to him, which he appreciates due to his ego
>Also along with Hojo since he sees a lot of his own skill in him
>Females in the village are so stupified by his power that they can't even remember to get mad or hold back lest he leave which is hard and dangerous when they do because...
>Female monsters are especially protective of him and get extraordinarily pissed off when he gets beaten up, like they lead a rampage everytime it happens due to this
>Villagers have to play a delicate game of "Let him down gently" or "Trick him" to keep him appeased and ignorant while they basically throw him at problems like a nuke
>Narwa and Ibushi basically end up in a fight to death when Narwa starts hitting on him and Ibushi gets pissed off
>Sunbreak is basically him being passed off as someone else's problem
>Fiorayne keeps getting attacked by Monsters in the field everytime she beats up Johnny for his flirts and it becomes a running gag
>Johnny someone can control the Quiro, it tickles, and everyone starts panicking
>Johnny doesn't really...want to hurt anyone and thus doesn't realize the awesome power he has
>Johnny is told there is a girl that likes him in the Gaismagorm lair.
>Johnny is never seen again...but legends persist of a man in sunglasses seen all over the world with a monster retinue still looking for this "girl" they made up...

>>716042284 (OP)
I only play sausagefests so I probably just sent him to hell

>Rimworld
Either he becomes the one colonist that keeps everyone at mental breaks, or he's the storyteller, which sounds like a great idea for a mod.
>Pulls many xenohumans into your colony
>Female baseliners are at a constant mood debuff, but get massive combat buffs
>He himself appears as a quest/raider sometimes, not attacking anyone, but just trying to chat to your baseliners, with only way to repel him is to use said xenohumans, who get a huge mood buff but also huge work debuff from him
>Works by randy random rules
>Adds a virgin sacrifice pit. Can sacrifice him into one, that will result in an instant game over. Alternatively, you can sacrifice someone else for more shit to happen

>>716063506
We need the webm of Johnny taking pictures of hunter gals

>>716042421
Johnny would probably do well in Uma desu

>>716055615
>Johnny somehow manages to defeat Mistral solely by pissing her off via multiple come-on attempts, ending with Mistral freezing herself in liquid nitrogen like normal
>Catches her after she freezes herself so she doesn’t shatter though, because he “can’t let the world lose a fine cyber-babe like her”
>This actually causes Mistral to blush through the ice somehow

>>716042284 (OP)
>Halo 2
"Ohhh Cortana!"
If he just had to do he Master Chief levels he'd be fine. But he'd probably get stuck on the Arbiter levels because he wouldn't use stealth

>>716042284 (OP)
RDR2
>Dresses like a completely badass cowboy, his long blonde hair is blowing in the wind, grows a cool handlebar mustache
>Dual wields two revolvers at once
>Tries to flirt with almost every female in the camp, including Abigail and Sadie.
>Gets accused of being the rat for his troubles, while he's the only one who's completely loyal to the leader
>Finally hugs one of his crushes and the confused and depressed Dutch shoots him

Suzy was such a cutie.

>>716042284 (OP)
>JWE2
I can imagine a scenario where Johnny tries to get with a sexy park ranger during a breakout

>>716042284 (OP)
just played My Friendly Neighborhood. He would fit in perfectly. its a game based on the 1950s muppet show

>>716066170
>tries to contact Johnny through codec
>accidentally startles him and he drops her
>Mistral shatters

>>716069189
More like Sesame Street.

>>716042284 (OP)
>Metroid Fusion
Samus is the one doing all the work but Johnny keeps showing up in random places like SA-X.
>Johnny gets lost
>Finds SA-X instead
>You look more aggressive than usual. I like that in a woman.

>>716042284 (OP)
He would overlap too much with Lance.

>>716069854
>>716069854
yeah that sounds about right. both before my time anyway

t. zoomer

>>716069903
>Johnny replaces Samus
>SA-X is now a Johnny clone
>"Hey buddy, there's only room for one handsomely buff man in this space station".
>The rest of the game is just both Johnny's doing his moves like a dance-off

>>716046056
>>716043363
>>716043940
He was actually into the werewolf girl by the end of the episode, but her turning into a balding middle aged man on Wednesdays was a deal breaker

>>716070302
Sesame Street is still going.

Daxter

...not much would change actually

>>716043567
They're a bit young for Johnny. He'd get "arrested" by Undyne instead.