How do we stop this unspoken killer of modern video games?

I'd say that zoomoids should start learning how to write, but you'd have an easier time teaching a horse.

>>716055717 (OP)
Ban onions products and bring back bullying.

>>716055717 (OP)
>>716055803
ai will surpass all writing in a few years, just wait for that

>>716055717 (OP)
Most AAA games nowadays are unplayable for me for this alone.

>>716055717 (OP)
We need game creators like Toby Fox and not big studios with devs disinterested in video games and their talentless feminist code monkeys

>>716055717 (OP)
>Millennial writing
>Look inside
>All of the projects are helmed by the sentient fluorocarbons known as Gen X, meaning that all of the writing and staff would have had to have been selected and approved by them
A large part of it is AGILE management and any other management style that involves writing infinitely tiling filler sentences on a whiteboard.

>>716056323
>talentless feminist code monkeys
You are describing Toby Fox

>>716056049
two more weeks

>>716055717 (OP)
>Millenials are drinking water and live healthy
>Millenials are learning to cock and dont eat goysloop 24/7
>Millenials dont think being dependend on a metal coffin to get anywhere in a city is a good thing
Is this guy really the voice of reason?
He sounds like a colosal faggot and everyone who takes this guy seriously is kinda cringe
I hate modern marvelslop esque writing though so hes right on one thing

>>716056971
Zoomers grew up during COVID and think door dashing everything is normal.

>>716056971
Millennials in their 30s/early 40s look younger than people in their early 20s now lmao. There's a certain segment of millennials that neither smoked nor vaped and never started plus were big into skincare meanwhile zoomers vaped from when they were 12 years old and never wear sunscreen

>>716056049
all Ai will do is start shitting out the same regurgitated safe capeshit trash writing that's being fed into it

>>716055717 (OP)
>Pitchford
>made maps for duke 3d
>millenial
Ok

>>716056971
>sloptuber grifter that whines about slop
Why is this surprising

>>716056971
me on the left

>>716057098
i feel bad for zoomers
We make fun of them because haha stupid haircut and general dumbness but thats not their fault
Every generation has their weird fashion trends and lingo that we think is stupid a few years later
That shit existed even in the middle ages with picrel when everyone wore pointed shoes for a while but apart from that zoomers grew up in a completly fucekd world with no hope
The entire country has been sold out to China or private equity and Zoomers will never be able to land a good paying factory job or whatever
Their prime youth years they spend locked up in home because of Corona and instead of partying or socialing they spend all day homescholed and never learnt how to talk to a person IRL
And they grow up with peak feminism where woman see them as woorthless if they dont make atleast 6 figures and whater
But despite all of that zoomers are based
They are the generation thats the most fit and goes regulary to gyms
They realise that waging 24/7 is a fucking waste and either neet or work on their own projects and even though they dont always succed they atleast tried something while every other generation is okay wiht being a goyim wagecuck
Im honestly impressed by them they should be completly subservient goy slaves but somehow they arent

>>716055717 (OP)
gen x is the only generation that got away with everything
any hint of criticism they can instantly deflect into boomers and millenials
they are responsible for the majority of modern problems and yet everyone fights each other instead of them

>>716057203
Those 40 year olds who spend a lot of money on maintaining their face just look uncanny. They still look their age but their faces are oddly smooth

>>716057804
Ive always wondered why zoomers are obsessed with the gym. I think they're more narcissistic than previous gens

The real killer of modern video games is Unreal 5. The most dogshit engine ever. Every game made with it looks like ass and has a billion bugs.

>>716055717 (OP)
Could you maybe just like... not?

>>716055717 (OP)
Management needs to stop approving millennial writing, on the extreme end, threaten to fire them if they don't get their self-referential sarcasm and overuse of indecisive vocabulary under control.
t. Millennial

>>716056049
Very true saar

I'm gen X. I can write a vidyageam if you want.

>>716058834
This is a stealth Gen X hating thread
>tripcode
Fuck off grandpa

>>716059058
I am a generational poster, yadda-yadda. Too many weridoes pretend to be me.

>>716058194
Outsourcing every aspect of game development is the main issue.

>>716055717 (OP)
easy, fire all gen x

>>716055717 (OP)
I can't remember a single game i bought this decade that has MW.

>>716057203
I smoke cigars weekly and I still look younger than all the zoomer dads at church.
When they found out how old I was they thought I was lying to them.
Its nothing to do with smoking and everything to do with drinking water and swipple shit like hiking, swimming, bouldering, etc.

>>716058089
zoomoid cope, did your hair begin receding in highschool?

>>716055717 (OP)
need to rememer to make sure that every millennial and zoomie gets their asses kicked at least once in their lives to build character.

>>716057203
Nigga just reversing every fact won’t make it right. Zoomers are the generation that doesn’t drink or smoke, is obsessed with looks and looking young and do everything TikTok says. Meanwhile millennial became the template for söy jaks

>>716057203
anti-aging lotions with retinol and collagen are pretty cheap these days.

>>716056971
The water meme makes Europeans so mad because they're all dehydrated and refuse to admit it. They barely drink water at all over there, a water glass to them is like four ounces lmao

>>716056971
>Millenials are learning to cock
oh yeah you beat they are eating cocks

>>716057203
>There's a certain segment of millennials that neither smoked nor vaped and never started
reporting in. Also stopped drinking alc in 2012.
I still get asked for my ID sometimes despite being 33.

>>716059992
>yfw Americans are too pussy to ask restaurants for tap water so you make the worlds shittiest memes about there being no water in Europe

>>716059979
Collagen in topical skincare is a meme because the molecule is too big. Also why bother wasting money on retinol when you can get tretinoin for like 15 bucks and that’s RX aka actually working.

>>716060092
Yeah I know you like to imagine Millennials beating their cocks

>>716059927
Dude, it's an observable phenomenon that zoomers hit the wall early and hard. never seen so many early 20s women look like walled 40+ HR managers

>>716059927
>. Zoomers are the generation that doesn’t drink or smoke,
But vapes more and is the first gen where cocaine and synthetic drug consumption is rising again for the first time in like 30 years.

>>716055717 (OP)
You kill them off. A zoomer using Grok has a better chance of making something worthwhile more than a millennial ever will .

>>716059992
>They barely drink water at all over there
I work in retail and people order anywhere from 4 liters to 120 liters of water every day.

>>716056971
He made a video gargling Musk's dick before his fallout with Trumpstein, that pretty much sums it up.

>>716060207
if it's a meme, it works for me.

>>716059992
heh, let me deboonk you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-1DkPLaYw&t=3s

Americans drink more because their food is 30% saltier
And drinking over your thirst has no added health benefits

>>716055717 (OP)
Write better ourselves and spread better writing
Do not buy products with bad writing. This includes localizations that want to paint over the original's works with their own messaging like graffiti over an art gallery.

What do you mean? It's funny

>>716060457
Good for you I guess, I drink collagen peptides.

>>716059992
Water sucks. Gatorade is better.

>>716060479
>food is saltier and also has more sugars making people fat and giving them health problems
>this is a win

>>716059927
Zoomers don't drink sure but they also don't drink water or wear sunscreen. And they vape, a lot.

Friendly reminder that the writers for Veilguard are still working in industry today.

They've been picked up to work on Ghosts of Yotei, mostly

>>716060479
>visit USA
>drink a soda
>be even thirstier 15 mins later
>look at ingredients
>their sofa literally has salt in it

>>716058116
The impact of being online 24/7 since birth

>>716060608
>>this is a win
epic comprehensioooooooon
>>716060641
pic related.

>>716055717 (OP)
Explain to me what "milennial writing" is, because so far this comes off like a bunch of popular buzzwords you don't like.

>>716059869
I got my ass kicked all the time during childhood but I have autism so nothing came of it. What are you going to do about it?

>>716059992
> We don't need to drink a lot because we aren't melting down like its arizona, california or florida.
Debunked. We just don't need as much water to sustain other than during hot periods. However what we do drink a whole lot more are:
> Tea/Coffee/Sodas.
> Energy Drinks.
> Milk/Juice.
> Alcohol.
In that order, we just don't drink pure water as much but we do get our hydration checked well enough. Thanks for worrying about our lack of appetite for regular water.

by crucifying joss whedon and brandon sanderson

>>716060756
From what I have gathered, it is undermining a serious moment with a joke. Basically writing everyone like they are Tony Stark. There's also a variant where you write everyone like Deadpool. Plus throw in some sitcom dialogue.

>>716060812

>>716057804
>i feel bad for zoomers
fag
>We make fun of them because haha stupid haircut and general dumbness but thats not their fault
It is. When I ran around as an Emo-Kid in 2008 I did so willingly and it's fine to laugh at it.
>zoomers grew up in a completly fucekd world with no hope
That's just zoomerdoomer babble. If they had any history knowledge they'd know that things aren't that bad right now and that humanity bounced back from worse
>country has been sold out to China or private equity and Zoomers will never be able to land a good paying factory job or whatever
so what? my nazi grandma's home was bombed to shit by the brits and yanks.
>Their prime youth years they spend locked up in home because of Corona and instead of partying or socialing they spend all day homescholed and never learnt how to talk to a person IRL
This one is retarded. They didn't go outiside before corona and looked at their phones. And they can go back outside for years now, yet they spend their day being sad and angry online
>And they grow up with peak feminism where woman see them as woorthless if they dont make atleast 6 figures and whater
ah yes, the good ol incel myths. I'm dating a zoomer girl right now and I go to birthday parties of her zoomer friends where I'm by far the oldest with a 10 year gap and most actual zoomer girls don't think like this.
>But despite all of that zoomers are based
you mean they got grifted by podcast bro manospheres because they're an easily targetable demographic
>They are the generation thats the most fit and goes regulary to gyms
that's true and commendable
>They realise that waging 24/7 is a fucking waste and either neet or work on their own projects
What "projects"?? lmao
>they dont always succed they atleast tried something while every other generation is okay wiht being a goyim wagecuck
lmao brainrot
>impressed by them they should be completly subservient goy slaves but somehow they arent
young people being rebellious is very normal

>>716059927
Vaping and "non-alcoholic drinks" are worse than smoking you corpo bootlicking niggerbrain.
Grow your own tobacco and distill your own alcohol ffs.
Just to be completely clear, alcohol being the zoomer boogieman is 100% why you fags are so gay. Its not because you dont drink alcohol, its the REASON you dont drink alcohol. "I dont drink alcohol because I dont see the point in destroying my liver or getting drunk" tells everyone exactly everything they need to know about your temperament, because you are ADMITTING YOU HAVE NO SELF CONTROL.

>>716061504
He has self control by not putting a single ounce of harm in his body. More than any alcoholic.
Islam was right about one thing.

>>716061325
>It is. When I ran around as an Emo-Kid in 2008 I did so willingly and it's fine to laugh at it.
Nah, emo kids are objectively cooler than whatever the fuck this is. Emo's werent public enough to embarrass everyone, while zoomers are trying to ruin everyone's good time by cringedancing in the supermarket isles.

>>716056049
What do you think that slop generator is trained on?

>>716061706
>More than any alcoholic.
See, you did it again, zoomoid. You admit you cannot comprehend of a space between abstinence and excess.

>>716060934
I know people talk about the "Marvelization" of writing, but to me it just comes off like a child's movie where Gru can't talk about blowing up the moon without a minion farting and distravting everyone.
Don't get me wrong, dissonence or massive tonal shifting for something lighthearted can be done effectively, I fucking love the Mother series and it does that all the time.

>>716061325
The corona excuse is always funny because we have a generation of zoomers more conservative than their grandparents because they insist they would have done shit if lockdowns didn't happen when we know for a fact they would not have

>>716058194
It is true. I'm not opposed to playing games made in literally any engine basically, but Unreal is where I usually draw the line because it just looks like absolute garbage.

>>716061229
Why is that always your solution to every curveball

>>716060550
They were willing to make up a term for mozzarella sticks but not non-binary

We do nothing.

>>716062007
*...but while I don't know where the line between done well vs jarringly bad, I do know when it is crossed.

>>716055717 (OP)
By realizing that it's gen-X not millennials

>>716058194
the irony is that its flagship product, Fortnite, actually looks and plays great because of its cartoony animation style and its fast pace, run and gameplay. but everyone uses UE5 to make RPGs and clue hunt games with hyper-real store-bought assets.

>>716062057
I am a practical person.

>>716058116
What is the correct amount to care about the gym?

>>716058116
>obsessed with the gym
>most have no muscle mass

>>716058064
Based knower

>>716062474
Gyms are the new malls

>>716062401
Zero

>>716063096
What do you do to keep your body healthy and active?

>>716062474
>have job training zoomer
>every one of them has expensive tiktok gym memberships
>every one of them talks about daily gym trips
>dont go to gym
>simply live on farm and be irish
>every one of them is like little babby
I'm a fairly mid-millennial, im not huge, im not small, I'm just average, but I know exactly one gym zoomer that has any amount of muscle on him and he is still only equivalent to me. I swear its the slopfood they eat and the obsession with leisure.

>>716062401
An amount that builds your bodytype to its peak and keeps your blood pressure in check. If you do white collar work, it should also be used to simulate manual daily manual labor.

>>716063339
Go outside, live on a farm, hike, bike, climb, hunt, whatever.

>>716063361
>tiktok gym memberships
Ah so not actual gym but lying and pretending to go to a gym?

>>716055717 (OP)
Isn’t this style of writing already on its way out? I’ve noticed a lot less post-ironic writing in media these days.

>>716055803
Speaking as a zoomer who’s always liked writing, I’m hoping to be part of the movement that pushes back against the millennial writing trends. My own writing embraces sincerity afterall, and I’m just glad I grew out of the “smarmy and ironic” phase I was in when I was a teen.

>>716063339
jerk off to anime girls

>>716063452
No, its literally some chain of gyms where all the "influencers" go to film themselves working out, they actually go in there and work a sweat because I've had to endure the smell of their gym bags when carpooling, but I think they lack proper nutrition or something because nothing ever happens, they are all twinks.
Whats really crazy is that one quit his job because he was making too much money doing "gym tok", literally all he does is film himself working out in that "influencer gym" and people watch for some fucking reason.

>>716057203
>There's a certain segment of millennials that neither smoked nor vaped and never started
damn and I thought I was special for not drinking or smoking

>>716063759
I should do that. I'm very skinny and I can make a good 1-2 year worth of money by getting fatter and going to the gym and turning myself into a twunk. Then use that money to finance my future and maybe learn something for a better job.

>>716060550
>ERM, AWKWAAAAARD
>*LAUGH TRACK*

>>716055717 (OP)
Are there underage b& who unironically think the soon to be elderly Randy Pitchford is a millennial and not Gen X? Or is that just the intentional misinfo that gets a thread bumped and reposted constantly?

>>716063492
>I’m hoping to be part of the movement that pushes back against the millennial writing trends. My own writing embraces sincerity afterall, and I’m just glad I grew out of the “smarmy and ironic” phase I was in when I was a teen.
I hate to tell you, zoomfren, but its not millennials. Gen X was writing that shit for you guys because overall gen z is apparently afraid of sincerity and their "millennial writing" attracted zoomers back to the subscriptions and movie theaters that millennials had nearly killed.
The entire "millennial writing" thing was some kind of psyop (it also happened to occur at around the time of the supposed 'gen x-gen z alliance') to offload blame and also give you the impression that millennials have power (there is actually only one millennial writer in hollywood and its eggers, the guy behind vvitch and the lighthouse) when we are being gatekept by gen x.

I say this because it is going to happen to you too. Even in games, narratives now are largely controlled by consultancies (SBI is a recent controversial example) which are run by gen x "industry veterans" and staffed specifically with degenerates. Millennials disappeared from the games industry because even before gamergate they were not accepting applications from white men anymore (When I was a writer back in 2008 this was already happening), and so everyone went indie.
Do not try and get inside anything to change it, unless you are some kind of minority who has a chance to get hired in the first place. If you actually enjoy writing, make your own job, dont let them take your ideas and distort them for their perversions.

>>716063908
Hey if you arent afraid of putting your face out there then do it, worst case scenario is you just get good workouts in amd you use the videos to critique your form.

>>716064593
I was intending to be independent anyway. I’m not naive enough to think big companies care about auteurship. I’m writing books just now, but I am playing around with indie development too. Writing is what I do in my free time between my job.

>>716064593
Yeah, 'millenial writing' is basically Joss Whedon, but done poorly and way more tired and played out.

>>716057203
>tfw I avoided these pitfalls but hairloss fucked me over

I don't know if vaping is bad for anything other than your lungs, but I go to the gym and so many zoomers are nblasting gear and they look fucking terrible.

>>716066651
Yeah but even joss whedon is doing joss whedon poorly.
I went back and watched firefly and while its less cringe than I was thinking it would be, its more cringe than I remember, mostly in wash's constant understatement of skill, the engineer's aggressive quirkyness and river's really, really cringe early millenium autism acting.
Jayne is still based though and Mal was not quippy like I remember, I think I confused the actor's later shit with his role in firefly.

>>716066651
I think it’s called millennial writing because it appeals to millennial sensibilities.

By in large, millennials are known as the cringy manchild generation who live in a permanent adolescence, are terrified of getting older, use quirkiness as a mask for their insecurities, and worship pop culture as if it’s holy scripture. Of course millennial writing undercuts seriousness with jokes, because it’s trying to appeal to a generation that hates sincerity.

>>716058116
Nah, zoomers aren't any more gym obsessed than previous gens. It's just that when Millenials were in their 20s, they were mostly fpcused on ego-lifting and getting yuge, while Zoomers are much more aesthetics focused.

You really shouldn't compare contemporary Zoomers and Millenials, as the latter are aging dads bone tired from work and family shit, and are on the downwards slope anyways

>>716057203
>its another Im 40 but I look like Im 20 years old the cashier carded me last week fag
Please dont tell me you fell for the compliments. Theyre meant to be nice you should know how that works by the time youre 40.

>>716067170
>I think it’s called millennial writing because it appeals to millennial sensibilities.
>media companies in full on panic because millennials are going outside and not paying for subscriptions or movie tickets
>literally call the death of hollywood "the millennial problem"
>disney/marvel/hollywood is saved by zoomers and mexicans
>"le millennial writing is appealing to millennials, us based zoomerbeaners would never"
just shut the fuck up

>>716067170
>appeals to millennial sensibilities.
I disagree

>>716067170
>By in large, millennials are known as the cringy manchild generation who live in a permanent adolescence, are terrified of getting older, use quirkiness as a mask for their insecurities, and worship pop culture as if it’s holy scripture. Of course millennial writing undercuts seriousness with jokes, because it’s trying to appeal to a generation that hates sincerity.

LMAO this sounds more like zoomers than millenials. Oldest zoomers are now coming up to thirty and are convinced they will turn to dust the second the clock strikes midnight, the quirky stuff is next level.Yes we had tumblr retards, but I never saw a non-bunary person until I met a zoomer. Zoomers would worsphip pop culture more, but instead they just dig up and skinwalk previous things. Atleast millenials had emo, the closest a zoomer has to culture is rich to middle class people, carefully preening themselves to look trashy, whereas actually trashy people just don't make an effort. Oh and the women are just discoutn suicide girls, "alternative" used to mean different, now it's every other.

>>716067768
https://www.whyy.org/episodes/why-are-millennials-delaying-adulthood/amp/
https://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-adults-work-parents-bosses-children-homeownership-responsibility-2025-3
It started with millenials. Zoomers are probably going to fall in the same pattern

>>716063759
It's niggers in the third world watching, same reason onlyfans is so profitable

>>716068191

>>716067768
>literally a boomerpost
>but its a zoomer
flat circle, etc.
They called us "peter pans" when we were in fucking middle school, they literally were predicting that before the oldest millennial was out of college that we would be "peter pans" because of fucking nintendo 64.
Whats funny is that it didnt actually occur until the 2010s when zoomers entered the workforce, then quit because shit got a little too hot in the kitchen.
Anyone being honest sees that zoomers killed sincerity because they police sincerity online with mockery and considering everything "Cringe"
You can also see statistical reality bearing out their own "fantasy world" when they believe they should be entering the workforce with a salary of at least 60k for an ENTRY level position and they also believe that it is impossible to afford housing if you make less than 100k/yr.

Just so were clear, You can afford an apartment and a "comfortable life" with 36k, you can afford a house and "comfortable life" with 42k, and 60k you can have a family with either. Thats with you fronting 100%, if you room with someone your cost plummets, and theres no reason not to do that if you arent married.

They have insanely unrealistic expectations of life thanks to social media rented bugatti bullshit, and they have a self destructive attitude of "I get the dream, or I do nothing".

>>716055717 (OP)
Zoomer writing will save us, most of us don't read at all but those few of us who do are avid readers and all chuds.

>>716069113
>Whats funny is that it didnt actually occur until the 2010s when zoomers entered the workforce,
>gen z is considered as being born in the mid to late 90's
Not sure 12 year olds count as entering the workforce.

>>716055717 (OP)
gacha games have better writing than 80% of actual games now

>>716069328
Zoomers who read are a mixed bag of influences. Some are chuds, and others are very staunchly left leaning. I guarantee that sex is probably going to be a common theme in a lot of zoomer written games, because a lot of zoomers are coomers.

>>716055717 (OP)
get rid of the westoids obsession over tropes and also shutting down tvtropes for good

>>716069513
>writing
This is how we call it now?

>>716069513
dire

Which generation ruined video games the most?

The mullet video was weird, he was just making shit up to hate on them. who the hell does a haircut "ironically"???

>>716056971
>>716055717 (OP)
This griftard is pro Elon btw

>>716070056
>Some are chuds
Name one zoomer that is actually based, and not just a pro-homo faggot grifter like fuentes.

>>716072318
Holy fuck, it's 95 now!? Last year it was 96, and I keep telling people to give it ten years and they'll say, "the youngest zoomer was born in 86, and it's ALWAYS been that way!"

>>716074605
I just use 2k as the standard, its not a set time and anyone born before 2k was born in a different world. Its retarded to include people from 95-2k because the defining moment was supposed to be 9/11, but no five year old gives a fuck about 9/11, millennials however grew up with 2k fear, 9/11 during school, and leaving highschool to enter war.

>>716055717 (OP)
You can't.

>>716056020
>bring back bullying.
Why do you want more mass shooters?

>>716055717 (OP)
Beta male woke writing*

And the answer is: bankrupt them

>>716055717 (OP)
That was a good video, but then you watch his other videos and it feels like he makes them based on how many times someone calls him a zoomer on /v/.

>>716055717 (OP)
you're going to be begging for millennials to write when the skibbidi toilet generation takes over.

>>716077369

For real, I tried playing "Of stars and time" and it had the worst writing I've ever seen. It was the "haha so random Gen Z humor."

>>716056971
Bitch you drinking WATER?
That shit gay
Strictly soda

>>716077208
To be fair, nobody knew who the fuck anyone outside of Spiderman, Hulk and Xmen were in the late 2000's until the Iron Man movie changed that. And by nobody, I mean the common masses who didn't read comicbooks or were adjacent to the circles of people who read them via spinoffs ect. Guardians of the Galaxy in particular were d-list tier in terms of popularity and then overnight were made into the biggest names within Marvel in 2014.

>>716055717 (OP)
Whenever you ask yourself
>why is that being repeated?
>why is the subtext being spelled out?
>why is everyone monologuing in quips?
>why is everyone speaking as if HR is in the room?
>why am I spoiled the solution of puzzles?
>why am being rushed along?
>why is the plot so contrived and convoluted?
>why is there no actual sense of time or urgency?
>(...)
the answer is quite simple: the writers write for themselves. They think you're a lobotomite, because they are.
Just as you can only teach others what you do understand, you can only write what you do understand. People who lack life experience and are inagentic, terminally domesticated and propagandized turbofaggots raised on slop and taught formulaic, generic "academic" bingo charts can only ever produce turbo-slop. It's much like "AI" trained and running on "AI"-slop: continous regression.

>>716077369
You act like skibbidi is anything new. It's just yet another le gmod wacky face meme that have existed since the mid 2000's. Only difference is this one caught on the most. But like most things it will be forgotten.

>>716057804
You are aware that the oldest Gen Z is going to be 30 in two years from now right?

>>716077843
They weren't as extreme and they didn't catch on in the same way because the sense of humour was different. zoomers are all in on deep fried brain rot lol so random shit. The writing everyone hates is neurotic writers being hyper self aware and having to make reference to it constantly but this didn't improve with zoomers, it got even worse, their humour is 100% about signalling you are aware of and employing layers and layers and layers of unfunny irony.

>>716062474
Well, they "go to the gym". That is just where they go, it doesn't mean that they work out.

>>716076719
There have been less than 30 school shootings that were not just niggers niggering on campus. Of those ~30, 0 involved a bully-motivated rage. What they did often involve was (((medications))).
>>716055717 (OP)
After the script gets written have someone convert the irony into earnesty.
>>716059058
It is the time period it showed up in. You are right it is not a certain generation.

>>716078498
NTA, Muttopia has had weapons simce +250yrs, but only in the past 30-40yrs have there been (((school shootings))), much like Europe has had knifes for millenia, but only in the past +10-15yrs have there been (((stabbings))).

>>716056020
Everyone who says to bring back bullying would probably be bullied lol

>>716078748
There are no stabbings in Europe doe, that's a UK thing.

>>716056323
Toby Fox has obnoxious writing too

>>716060550
Reminder that this is the ''FIXED'' dialogue.
It was much worse.

>>716059927
>Nigga ooga booga incoherent monkey noises
Why do zoomers talk like this?

>>716060619
Nah zoomers are actually getting boozed up these days.

>>716059992
What are you talking about Anon?
Here in germany we literally name out citys after the quality of our water and there public fountains and healing baths almost everywhere

What works of great sincerity has the Fortnite Generation created? I don't see zoomers making anything at all.

>>716079008
Anon, I...

>>716080912
technically speaking hes not wrong the shitskins in germany prefer to ram into you with a leased mercedes

>>716081195
So, there have been cars for now, what, # century? Only in the past decade or so are they being regularly used as weapons of mass murder. Different thing, same retarded (((story))).

>>716081195
Not him but UK is still in Yourope.
So technically speaking . . .

>>716055803
how do you learn how to write?
what makes a good story good?

>>716081654
yeah but its not part of the EU and most people only refer to the EU as a political entity and not the actual contient otherwise Turkey (Istanbul) and Russia would also be part of it

>>716081791
Just write EU if mean European Union.
Not that difficult.

>>716078476
>They weren't as extreme
You really think a random City 17 citizens head sticking out of the toilet with a goofy face is extreme?

>>716081654
>>716082050
No, sir, UK not part of "Europe" in cultural sense (that is, the sense we mean right now). No matter how much you seethe, you are not in Europe culturally speaking. Please educate yourself on the same.

>>716055717 (OP)
>How do we stop this unspoken killer of modern video games?
Screen writers on whether they watch capeshit movies or not.
If they do, you're going to get "millennial writing".

The catastrophic damage capeshit has done in influencing the newer writer generations cannot be understated, in everything from writing style (the infamous habit of burying everything under 1000 layers of irony rather than playing things with a straight face, a habit which really reeks of insecurity) to narrative devices, worst of fucking all the goddamn multiverse bullshit. Why the multiverse in particular? I'll tell you, for two reasons:
1) it gives license to recycle characters or stories ad nauseam, giving an in-universe justification for it, enabling the lowest creative effort
2) nothing matters in the story, because the character was never in any danger seeing how he's alive in the Vaginal Skullfuckosis universes #23042040274, #2378219371893719837 and #219378189371983719 anyway

>>716082447
NTA but that's not what's so extreme about Skibidi but rather its widespread appeal, before funny Gmod shit was more self contained to nerd circles, now it's far more present

>>716056971
drinking more water literally changed my life, not even joking, and changing bad eating habits was so third-eye opening that i don't want to see a repulsive fast food burger or a soda in my life again
this trascends basedjak-hood, by modern standards is like a life hack
t. early millenial

>>716055717 (OP)
Stop buying dogshit. There's decades of quality and based games on a discount.

>>716077208
I feel like more people know who the Silver Surfer is way more than the Fantastic 4, which is hilariously ironic. I've never read the stuff, is he a villain or more like a Metaknight/Boba Fett kind-of character?

>>716083771
Fucking antisemite chud

>>716055717 (OP)
>Millennial writing
>Look inside
>Gen X and Boomers

>>716067336
>Older people than me are getting older hyak
No shit. That's how it works. Must be a zoom zoom

>>716059992
Did you mean America, you colossal retard?
We can drink from both the tap and the bottle here, unlike in Murrica, faggot.

>>716056049
AI is trained on the internet so it's either going to call you a chud for not accepting gender transitions of household pets or it's going to call you a kike for not immediately gooning when 3 naked anime children appear on screen

>>716055803
Just wait for Gen Alpha to grow up. They're gonna be based.

>>716055717 (OP)
>Millenials being blamed for Gen X behavior
many such cases

>>716078498
Ruh roh. The NSA, FBI and CIA ain't gonna like this reply!

>>716058116
>I think they're more narcissistic than previous gens
You'd be obsessed with your self image too if you grew up in a society where anyone around you can record you at any point in time and immortalize you as a lolcow

Why does this dude like Borderlands so much?

>>716085440
Borderlands writing was always cringe. Only zoomers with nostalgia goggles think it was somehow good before

>>716055717 (OP)
>How do we stop this unspoken killer of modern video games?
1 get life experiences
2 read actual books and experience real art
3 get good taste
4 learn to hate shit you know is bad

>>716086729
BL1 was miles better than le epic updoot humor of its successors. There was subtle humor in it - like TK Baha commenting on "the look on your face" when you first meet him.

>>716060756
Its insecurity about being completely honest when telling a story, the writer is afraid he's not up to the task so he just inserts jokes to "ease the mood"

>>716056971
Oh so he's a mindbroken gay retard. Thanks for the warning.

>>716081772
First you need to read. Read from a lot of different authors and then you'll pick up things.

Millennial writing is garbage because millennials didn't actually read at all. All they ever read was other millennial writing so it became an incestuous cycle in which the same ideas and styles were being regurgitated over and over again.

>>716055717 (OP)
I can't believe this video gets shilled here so much when it has a whole section about the guy projecting his vore fetish onto standard western cartoon character design tropes

>>716057203
Can confirm. I've been straight edge my whole life,get plenty of water and avoid sunlight and people say I look mid 20s despite being 35. I also wonder if all the antidepressants,anti anxiety and anti psychosis medications are making zoomers age poorly. I've never taken any of those and most millennials were just taught to ignore their mental health and rawdog life.

>>716072318
>Millenial
>people who were born right before the Millenium
>but also Gen Z
This is still the stupidest shit, "Millenial" should be the name for those born AFTER the goddamn Millenium. Call me Gen X, goddammit.

Zoomers are worthless trash that have no talents or usefulness in society. You live on TikTok and Fortnite and a bunch of other chink controlled media/entertainment. You grew up with tech and somehow understand it less than my 80 year old mother. You are literally part of the generation that is destroying western civilization. I don’t want to hear anything from you stupid, incompetent retards about “millennial” writing.

>>716055717 (OP)
Millennials are not writing anything. It's all boomers and Gen Xers

Joss Whedon is 60 years old

>>716089730
Zoomers have no fucking money, they can't influence society.

>>716087898
>most millennials were just taught to ignore their mental health and rawdog life

And that's been a disaster for them

>>716089989
>>716089989
The fact that these morons think 30-40 year olds are writing “Whedonisms” in all media makes me think this board is even younger and dumber than I thought.

>>716089730
It was their parent's job to teach them those things, and they didn't, so it's on them

>>716081772
>how do you learn how to write?
By reading a lot and writing a lot.
>what makes a good story good?
Depends on the person reading it. Generally you should write stories that you want to read. So, what do all the works you've read, and liked, do that make them good? It's a pretty subjective answer, but there's also a lot of generally agreed upon principles you should stick to.
>when conceptualizing a story, you should know how you want it to begin and end before you even start making an outline
>make an outline to help structure your story and make lots of notes for yourself.
>you don't always have to convey some grand theme or meaning or life lesson, stories can be just dumb fun.
>if you are trying to convey some message in your story, why is it important to you? if you don't really care about what your story symbolizes it will show. put your heart in it.
>not every character has to be a multi-faceted, prince zuko like, character. real people can be pretty simple sometimes.
Off the top of my head from my fanfic days.

>>716081772
You learn by going to school
And staying in school

Do zoomers not go to school or something? What kind of retarded question is this?

>>716055717 (OP)
Are any of these writers even millennials?

>>716091139
Yeah Randy Pitchford is a 54 year old millennial

>>716056020
As someone who was bullied, this. Bring it the fuck back. Kids gotta learn how to push back, fight, and take a punch.

school doesnt teach you how to write good stories. Look at all the garbage movies and games with shit stories

>>716091139
Only Anthony Burch.

Why is this thread still alive? Are people not reporting the absolute faggot that is OP?

>Every generation has people latching themselves onto tropes and stupid shit people hate and will be embarrassed by in the future
>This is somehow a millennial only issue

>>716091397
>>716091252
>>716091139
Randy Pitchford did not write the Borderlands games, you're taking a basedface thumbnail too literally.

>>716091256
Kids don't fight physically anymore, they make deepfake pornography and spread it online until their victims kill themselves

>>716091991
>someone having sex is............ LE BULLY

i don't even doubt it for a second, what a complete failure of a generation

>>716056049
>Hey, I got a fucking dangerous mission for you, it's on a shitty fucking dangerous world, you follow me?
>sluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp
>Ok...no problemo! You will have to slay fucking dragons with your fucking mind. Kinda like Harry Potter but that's transphobic so we don't talk about it, cause it's yknow awkward and stuff, yknow, Rowling's a nazi, and trans people are cool and uh yeah! AWKWARD!

>>716055717 (OP)
It's like nature, it heals itself.

>>716057203
same. I attribute it to my superior genetics but looks like I'm not alone

>>716055717 (OP)
>millennial writing
I'm so tired of all these anti-woke grifters.

>>716091871
This. First let's establish what a millennial is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
>Millennials, also known as Generation Y or Gen Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years, with the generation typically being defined as people born from 1981 to 1996.
Let's look at the writers for Borderlands 3.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderlands_3
>Sam Winkler
Born in 1988 straight from his website, millennial. Strike 1.
>Connor Thomas Cleary
His Linkedin says he started college in 2008, which means he was born around 1989-1991, which means he's a millennial. Strike 2.
>Danny Homan
This one was harder to find because he intentionally hides his birth date but according to his Linkedin, he graduated from Oberlin College and was part of their soccer team. A simple Google search of Danny Homan Oberlin finds this article from the college's website.
https://www2.oberlin.edu/stupub/ocreview/2003/10/31/sports/article9.htm
This says that Danny Homan was a senior in fall 2003, which means he graduated in the summer of the following year, which would make him 21-22 in 2004, which means he was born in 1981-1982, which shocker, makes him another millennial. Strike 3. There you go, for anyone still coping about it.

>>716090134
>t. Zoomie on meds and goyslop

>>716090134
Most of my fellow millennials are pretty happy. I think most of us have just accepted we were born in a horrible era. Once you learn to let go of things you have no control of, you'll be happier. Jews,women and brown people destroyed the world before my parents were even born. America started to go to shit in the early 1900s if you know your history. It's not my fault. A couple alcoholics decided to have a kid, and here I am!

>>716067481
>t. Ancient Zoomie

>>716081772
>what makes a good story good?
It's subjective. You may as well just write what you want because someone somewhere will shit all over and pick apart your story because it could've been done "better". Nevermind the fact that they would never make an original work themselves and instead swarm existing stuff like vultures to "critique" it.

>>716055717 (OP)
so why is the midget friom shrek shown as a milinaial, i dont get the reference

>>716081772
i have no idea, i mean i like independce day, i watch ever 4th of july even though by an objetive standard i couldn't argue that movie being good and yet i still liek ti.

>>716057804
>Zoomies fall for every scam the kikes throw at them
You're a dumb nigger defending this.

(((Gym))) is looksmaxxing, they're all hyper obsessed narcissists who are thankfully killing themselves with roids.
Wage cucking is bad, but it's because the banks own the money and not the government.
This opens retarded zoomies up to (((UBI))) which is going to be a favela.
They also fell for (((lockdowns))) like the retarded sheep they are. It's over for them, they're boomers but poor

>>716055717 (OP)
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/sddefault.jpg/image/g9c5RU_uu9i0RG01dMkvPA/
We could start by getting rid of you.

>>716062401
0. Just do ruck marches once a week and it's a full body workout, or do compound lifts to failure once every week or 2.

I literally workout 1hr a month total and I'm bigger than these DYEL zoomers

>>716077545
>and it had the worst writing I've ever seen
But it has Overwhelmingly Positive reviews on Steam...

>>716095924
This image is the first result on Google when you search millennial writing, retardbro.

>>716057323
Video games don't really need anything better than that.
Think of all the greatest video games and you'll quickly realize basically none of them even required a story. The story only exists to "justify" gameplay in the loosest sense, and whenever the story IS a prominent factor, the games usually suck (Metal Gear, Last of Us, God of War, etc.)

>>716078498
You do realize (((school shooters))) are fully known to the Feds but are ordered to stand down. Do you realize how many parents report their schizo kid for being a danger and it gets ignored? ALL OF THEM.

What if I told you there's a team of specialists who's job it is to set them off in the chatrooms they browse. Look at Dylan Roof for example, some glowniggers larping as a 1488'er convinced him to kill niggers in a church, not the hood but a church

Why is Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek 4 the symbol of millennial writing?

>>716063339
The need for a gym to "stay healthy" is proof that western society has completely failed.
People shit on walkable cities a lot, but you know what walkable cities encourage? Fucking walking.
Just walking to the places you need to go will be enough to keep you healthy and maintaining a consistent weight, but with cars and fast food, delivery, and work from home, you probably have a lot of zoomers who never fucking leave the house, and if they do, it's to drive, which means they're still just sitting on their ass.

>>716096510
because he looks like them

>>716060748
That's more to do with most of the American population being terrified to go to the hospital.

>>716056971
>all these millenials buck broken from a random faggot's vid

>>716055717 (OP)
but what if

zoomer writing

>>716060934
>>716062007
>>716062149
>>716086990
That's a Gen X thing though.

>>716055803
Holy mother of cope AND seethe lol. Millennials assholes are STILL bleeding this badly after the Millennial Writing video?

>>716097056
the average zoomoid, everybody. you probably mistook him for an ESL, but at this point there is no difference.

>>716055717 (OP)
The people they're giving these jobs to are faggots. I'm sure plenty of millennials and younger people can write, what publishers don't want good writing in their games. They want gay shit that's easily marketable, won't risk offending anyone, and follows "modern sensibilities".

The funny thing is they like making money off older acclaimed games that have things that they will no longer allow in their games, but often even those have some kind of disclaimer at the beginning.

>>716082720
>No, sir, UK not part of "Europe"
Don't you mean saar you disgusting street shitter?