>*flops*

>>716464929 (OP)
The fucked up thing is the n64s hardware was actually more powerful than the ps1s, its just that the cartridges gimped the system and all the multiplats were designed around ps1 first

Is it true that the gamecube was basically just a repackaged n64 just slightly upgraded?

>>716465143
The cartridges made it better because zero loading times. This argument has been had since forever and devs are still struggling to get back to where N64 was in this regard. Zelda Ocarina of Time was mindblowing when it came out and it had ZERO loading times. None. Nowadays every big AAA game makes you wait 20 minutes for shaders to compile before you even get to the loading screen. Bow before your superior nigga N64 mogs everything.

It couldnt run 2d games very well, but excelled at 3d. Thats why it was loved back in the day, but now, its not looked at as favorably, since z**mers thing low poly is ugly and pixel shit is cool (they like it becauae of undertale)

but /v/intendogaf told me nintendo won gen 5

>>716465382
Hmm, I would say Yoshi's Story was pretty impressive for a 2D game though. Kinda better than what other consoles had. So not sure if that's really definitively the case.

>>716464929 (OP)
Looks like that job listing did a number on you.

>>716464929 (OP)
*actually flops*

I recall hearing something about a cancelled peripheral for online connectivity for the n64. What games were they planning to use that for does anyone know?

>>716464929 (OP)
Kek, it do be like that.

>>716464929 (OP)
my dick on your face

>>716464929 (OP)
It underpeformed, Saturn is the one that actually flopped. It flopped so hard no one even remembers it.

>>716465538
>Hold my beer. Because I didn't sell enough to afford it.

>>716465374
>Nowadays every big AAA game makes you wait 20 minutes for shaders to compile before you even get to the loading screen
Not a problem on my PS5 Pro and it loads Death Stranding 2 from the main menu in less than a second :^)

lol
lmao even

>>716465706
Bro both got mogged by ps1 in sales, but both had good worth while games and some of the multiplats are better on saturn than they are on ps1 or n64. Give it a chance some time and check the system out.

>>716465143
The N64's 4 KB texture cache was far more devastating imo, the cartridges were not that bad, 5th gen games were actually pretty small in size when you take away FMVs, voice acting and CD quality soundtrack.

>>716465825
I actually played it. Its tiny libarary of 20 some games are actually good, but the console itself is an ill conceived gimmick.

>>716465706
Saturn dominated in Japan.

>>716465897
>5th gen games were actually pretty small in size when you take away FMVs, voice acting and CD quality soundtrack.
I actually used to edit iso files to ps1 games to get em to fit on tiny sd cards to play on my psp, and thats how i did it.

>>716465936
Dominated what? PS1 still outsold it almost 4:1

>>716465936
It outsold the N64 by like 500k units even though it had a two year head start over there. That's not dominating.

>>716465908
Based blind anon.

shaturn, shitty4, dickcast, shitcube, pajeetbox
they all may as well not even existed ps1 and ps2 are the greatest duology in gaming

>>716465825
>>716465908
You can emulate it on a 3DS, VB Wario Land is actually pretty good.

>>716465936
It did do well in japan, but also only in japan. 10 million isnt enough sales to keep going in the market long term which is why when it happened again with the dc they had to exit the console business. 10m is just enough to make an impression on public consciousness -- its definitely remembered by people people who were plsying games at the time and sega fans but it isnt remembered as vividly as the ps1 and n64. Although to compare it to the n64 is unfair because the n64 is in part propped up in public consciousness by being a nintendo console.

cultural victory, cry about it

N64 was quality over quantity.

>>716466163
Ah the ps2 and ps1... two shit boxes absolutely carried by talented third party game devs who needed to have the biggest install base for their games to have the most reliable chance at turning a profit, and a handful of pretty cool first party japan studio titles.

Great systems but
>shaturn, shitty4, dickcast, shitcube, pajeetbox
they all may as well not even existed ps1 and ps2 are the greatest duology in gaming
Lmao what bro

>>716465292
No.

>Absolutely DECIMATES the performance of your super-powerful, workstation-tier 3d gaming console.

>>716465753
We're just naming all the best consoles now lmao

>>716464929 (OP)
Should i buy the controller for the switch? Heard its a shitty ass design, clunky and uncomfortable but it would be the most 1:1 experience

Everyone played on the n64, even though a lot of the time it was on your friends n64. 4 control ports, smash, mario kart, mario party, of course its remembered despite online selling less than a 3rd of what the ps1 sold.

When will PS1 get a proper ODE? There's no way these pieces of shit are the best that can be done. I just want a plug and play drive ffs

>>716466471
In my path?

Nintendo markets chidlren's products to "all ages" which created a phenomenon of 30+ year old men playing games intended for the 8-year-old demographic. They get you by tugging on your nostalgia "hey guys remember this old game?"
Time to grow up and move on from this nintendo slop.

>>716466471
Still way faster than PS1's EDO RAM, the only real problem with the N64 were cartridges. Yeah no loading screens, but I would have traded that for the multiplats.

>>716466679
>all ages
>8 year old demographic
So which is it?

>>716464929 (OP)

>>716465936
Saturn was the pc engine of gen 5

>>716466764
Imagine mario 64 with ps1 wobbling. Are you sure about this? Id rathee the n64 be optimized for the small handful of games the ps1 cant handle otherwise theyre just two redundant systems arent they?

In terms of console war faggotry it was way behind the PS1, but it still made a profit which makes it objectively successful.

>>716466776
These products are for children. These are children's games. But they are being marketed to "all ages".
This has created a phenomenon of nearly middle-age men in their 30's playing games intended for children in the 8-12 age bracket.

Browsing /v/ you find these cutesy wootsy Nintendo threads sandwiched between survival horror, RPG, tits, and shooters....etc. It's ridiculous. It's like grown men can't choose between playing something intended for them, and watching Barny the Dinosaur.

>>716465292
that's the wii

>>716466860
Are you retarded? The wobbling had nothing to do with the storage media. It was a PS1 hardware quirk.

>>716465292
Wii. Just wait until you learn the Wii U is actually 3 OC'd Wii CPUs slapped together with a new GPU core (old one is still in the package, however)

>>716466887
>It's like grown men can't choose between playing something intended for them, and watching Barny the Dinosaur
>barney the dinosaur
Ive heard this comparison made somewhere before

>>716466495
anon comeon, im a honorary tendie and even i know that the wii u was a giant flop.

>>716466764
The problem with the N64's ram is its absurd latency, not its theoretical speed. PSX's ram was much better for lots of small random accesses so it ended up being faster in practice.

>>716466887
If you're going to jump to a different medium in your MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS SUCH AS MYSELF shitpost, there's nothing wrong with a little Toy Story or Bugs Bunny in between all the Big McLargehuge shit.

>>716467257
>honorary tendie
Playing the gamecube, gba, or ds doesnt make you a tendie.

>>716467253
he looks like the unholy combination of what would happen if drake bell and chibi had a baby.
>>716467331
i own a switch oled and buy original games only because i don't want to gut it, i can post my username if you want to add me, i really don't mind since i literally got no friends and i only play a multiplayer game on it once every blue moon.

>>716467263
Even with higher latency it was still way better overall. PS1 had slower memory, fuck all textures cache plus had to stream from CDs.
The best looking N64 commercial games are way more impressive than PS1's, so are the homebrews. Hardware wise N64 won by a landslide.

>>716465143
>n64s hardware was actually more powerful than the ps1s
It might sound like it is on paper but in practice every game on PS1 had a higher framerate (forsaken 64 is 20-30fps constantly, forsaken PS1 is 60fps locked and looks dramatically better,) the games almost all had higher resolution (512x224 vs 320x240,) there was less fog, PS1 could do more polygons and effects like pixel blending. 64 wasted so much performance on things like the aggressive z-buffer, had an insanely bottlenecked architecture so all speed benefits were flushed away, and had insanely compressed assets due to cart space and texture cache limitations.

PS1 might be slower on paper but in practice none of it mattered. Every game ran better, looked better, played better and was better on the PlayStation.

Hmm let's see what the catalog has for me today
>dark horror retro shooting game >>716453951
>hack and slash with tits >>716461136
>RPG space adventure with mature themes >>716381750
>post apocalyptic RPG with philosophical dilemmas >>716445125

And interspersed between those threads we have
>cutesy colorful nintendo characters >>716465864
>cutesy colorful nintendo characters >>716462829
>cutesy colorful nintendo characters >>716457148

Why is this cutesy children's game shit being pushed all over /v/?
These threads have you eternally wallowing in nostalgia, bringing up ancient games and ancient consoles,: >>716465735
Revisiting your childhood over and over.
It's all Nintendo. Sonic fans can do similar shit, but the major culprit BY FAR is Nintendo.

The manchildren in gaming epidemic is largely the responsibility of Nintendo. They are marketing this cutesy children's game stuff to a "mass audience", it's causing 30 year old men to obsess with these children's games way too long. This stuff belongs in the kid's aisle next to Dragon Tales and Transformers.

>>716467567
PS1 came out in late 94, N64 came out in late 96 and that was at a time of very fast hardware evolution. The PS1 was perfectly fine for the time and the fact that it was hard to tell that the N64 was much more powerful without getting into technical details shows it was very well designed.

>>716467990

>>716468006
>N64 was much more powerful
Maybe in isolated scenarios removed from any real world exercises.

>>716468113
You're like a 40 year old man who, instead of watching CSI Miami, turns on Barney the Purple dinosaur, and endlessly revisits Barney's best moments, and discusses your childhood with Barney, and how Barney made you feel....etc.
All ironic of course, all sillyness and irony of course. Let's talk all about Barney and the advances in suit-tech that allowed Barney to jump around believably

>>716468202
>CSI Miami
Of all the hallmarks of mature writing you could compare your "dude tits and guns lmao see it says M that means that it's for mature gamers such as myself" games to, you pick the corny schlock I watched with my parents in middle school? I thought banning the UK from going on 4chan was supposed to keep the inbred out. Fucking Xenoblade and Metroid are more thoughtful than Bioschlock and Ass Effect.

>>716468202
>CSI Miami
>mature
I think we know who actually watches Barney here. It's you.

>>716467990
tldr but your post gives off vibes of assburgers so its probably nothing important.

>>716468573
I never watched that show, it just leapt to my mind.

Fine watch this instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDkCiUhHCc

>>716468006
nah, if you put them side by side the difference is evident, but you can only use muh graphics as marketing to an extent
Also PS1 couldn't even think of running something like Zelda OoT or Indiana Jones. PS1 was just adequate and not Saturn tier fuckup for 3D graphics.

>>716468752
>PS1 couldn't even think of running something like Zelda OoT
It's demonstrably not a problem, in fact, it runs better on PlayStation.

>N64 and GameCube hatethreads in full force today at this hour
Lel

>>716468816
its like those videos of that guy making mario 64 run at 60fps on original hardware you cant putted zelda on ps1 with 20 years of hindsight its to much underhandedness

>>716468881
Nintendo's children's products to play their games.
Games filled with characters that have bulbous features, ambiguous lore, and no speaking voice, who communicate through grunts and sounds. Usually bright saturated colors to sell their toys in the kid's aisle.

>>716468881
>such a flop and so irrelevant everyone either forgets or outright doesn't know that it was both the PSX and n64 competition
bruh.

>>716468881
N64 is respectable. Shitcube is dogshit and should be wiped from existence.

>>716468736
Oh hey I also watched this in middle school, and I was also reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I can like both. I'd call you a retarded 14-year-old for not understanding such a concept, but even the traumatic brain damage I suffered at that age didn't make me retarded enough to think like you. You seem more like the 10-year-old kind of retarded and think Game of Thrones was the highest point in entertainment because it had violence AND sex.

>>716464929 (OP)
I have n64 with two stacks of games. let's see Nintendo take them away from me

>>716468119
>Maybe in isolated scenarios removed from any real world exercises.
Many N64 games are just impossible on PS1. Also homebrew games go further to show how powerful it actually was, devs could do 6th gen tier graphics if they had a bit more experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35__qBj1RTA

This will all run on real hardware, no compromises.
https://www.youtube.com/@KazeClips/videos

>>716468958
The saturn beat the n64 in japan. Its games hold up better today than the n64.

>>716469029
forgot pic

>>716468924
Uhhh you sure can my ESL friend. PS1 would have no problem matching and surpassing N64 polycounts and performance. By 1998 LOD was also a solved problem, the same year oot came out.

>>716469046
>N64 games are just impossible on PS1
Kaze Emanuar disagrees. In his own words Mario 64 would be trivial to pull off on PlayStation and would have performance to spare.

>>716468816
>looks like absolute shit
>small room no game logic at all
lol
lmao even

>>716469046
why do you keep recommending YouTube?

>>716469063
just barely, even then more n64 games sold million units than the saturn (vf2 was the only game that reached a million iirc).

>>716464929 (OP)
this shit again huh

>>716469169
youtube fags are on a role

>>716468958
>Be me on playground
>Rich kid is talking about playing a DVD on his gamecube
>Call him a lying poser and tell him GameCubes can't do that
>Invites me and all the kids in playground over for birthday
>Makes a show of publicly humiliating me with his Panasonic Q

I'm still fucking seething to this day

>>716465143
Cartridges had their benefits, anti-piracy, lack of loading times and durability. They made playing games a lot more pleasant than CD. Still, I recognize it bit Nintendo in the ass with their obscenely high cost and lack of space.

>>716469112
Holy hell this camera is actually nauseating.

>>716469112
>Many
You forgot a word.
And yes, he did say that. But he was referring to base Mario 64, not his hack. Mario 64 was a early N64 game made when devs had no idea what they were doing, it's really really simple graphically wise and does a bunch of shit sub-optimally, which is how he managed to optimize the fuck out of it and use his knowledge to turn it into an early DC tier game in the first place.

>>716469249
damn nigga that's like some one claiming they have a gamesphere and then they actually do

>>716469249

>>716469169
sonyfags would rather shitpost about nintendo consoles than play their billion of games.

>>716469249
kek

>>716469315
N64 games are even worse with their jerky constantly fluctuating framerate.

>>716469338
>it's really really simple graphically
Most 64 games are. It would be trivial to get 99% of the library running on PlayStation.

>>716469368
How the fuck was I supposed to know one existed

>>716468816
couldn't even run the bare assets, had to downgrade them lol

>>716469496
That's just how they look without a smeary filter on top. It's a direct rip of Majora's Mask models. Work on your trooncase.

>>716469464
At least their cameras don't whip around like hot shit like this nothing game that ALSO runs like shit at less than 30 fps.

>>716468202
YOU

ARE

BROWN

>>716469539
>trooncase
unrelated to your guy's gay consolewar but what does this mean? i've seen it multiple times now.

>>716464929 (OP)
I don't get the nostalgia for this failed console. The controls were uncomfortable, the blurry texture graphics looked bad even back then, and let alone the limited number of games in comparison to the PS1, or even the Sega Saturn.
People seriously liked this just for 2 games (Mario and Zelda)?

>>716469598
I think he's just a 10 years old inbred child.

>>716468736
>I never watched that show, it just leapt to my mind.
Literal undeveloped frontal lobe kek

>>716468816
Is this the whole game? Or just a tech demo?

>>716469583
It's a PAL game so it's 25fps. When converted to NTSC it runs at 30 but the HUD is rendered partially out of range. You shouldn't be so flippant when talking about things you don't understand, maybe be more curious and less of a faggot.

>>716469618
Trooncase is when you aren't writing like a man. Troons do not adhere to punctuation and capitalization.

>>716469620
Yeah, and those two games influenced virtually every other action adventure game until this very day. You cannot say the same about the Saturn, which was largely ports. The PSX meanwhile doesn't have that same sort of lasting influence. The top selling games were Gran Autismo and Final Faggotry.

>>716469249
Always wanted one of these niggas. I bet that kid's uncle actually worked for Nintendo.

>>716468816
you keep posting this as if it was real
source was never posted and this is clearly not hardware footage, for all I know this could be a shitty unity project

>>716469620
>for those two games
pretty sure i have seen people like it for more games than those two, like most of the rareware games, star fox 64, the wrestling games, the star wars games, some of the sports, fps and racing games and lesser talked games like goemon or flying dragon.

>>716464929 (OP)
Did it really?

It was my first console but I remember it having a stacked library of games. Star fox 64, Pokemon stadium 1&2, castlevania 64

>>716469661
You want to turn some type of accusation onto me to distract from the fact you're fervently discussing children's games. The fact that I am right, these weird threads endlessly promoting Nintendo
>game boy
>N64
>pokemon
>mario
>silly happy funny little Nintendo character #5350
>let's talk about our childhood again
....etc.

Is actually a real cancer on this board, and on videogaming as a whole. Nintendo IS the problem, it is the source of the manchild epidemic.

>>716467257
Most of the shitch's best games came from the wiiu.

>>716468816
>tech demo
Cool, now implement some game logic.
You can run some impressively demos on N64 that would never work as a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf036fO-ZUk.

>>716470195
It sold worse than other nintendo consoles (it specially sold very low in Japan) and its sales couldn't match the ps1, but it actually sold a good amount of games, Mario 64 is the best selling game of that gen and iirc over 50 games on its library sold above the million units.
iirc the n64 was actually toe to toe with the PS1 during its first 3 years, at least in North America.

>>716470341
I am glad that your children's gaming console got a lot of sales 30 years ago my dude

N64 vs PS1 is the most interesting console war argument.

Ps1 games have an iconic look to them and the larger amount of storage allowed for FMVs adding even more flavor to them. The ps1 had a larger variety of games from full 3d to prerendered or ever 32 bit sprite games but the truth is it just couldn't do what the N64 could do. N64 games not only looked better but they controlled better it's probably the most revolutionary console ever.

I'm honestly glad that both exist, I don't think we'll ever have another generation like it.

>>716468816
Doesn't look anything like OoT or MM. Looks terrible, too. Yikes.

>>716470391
yeah glad the ps1 sold so well

>>716468816
Holy fvcking sovl

>>716464929 (OP)
Hardly flopped but didn't touch the PS1 in sales. The biggest problem was the hardware costs which were tiny for Sony by comparison.

>>716468816
>>716470328
>PS1 runs small N64 room
>greatest achievement ever N64 BTFO
>N64 runs entire GC map
>...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTnVg4_eorQ

>>716469046
>devs could do 6th gen tier graphics if they had a bit more experience.
Kek I think what you meant to say is that Dreamcast was so underwhelming that its graphics literally look like upscaled N64 rather than an actual gen 6 console

>>716469249
That's not fucking fair.

>>716470635
Kaze has been basically turning an N64 into a Xbox360, I don't get how he does it.

>>716469249
Aren't these region locked to be Japanese only?

>>716470423
Why is every Nintendo thread "let's revisit our childhoods again".
What kind of affect is this having on gaming? Wait don't ask, just look at the average speedrunner.

>>716469063
This is one the saddest copes of all time... I feel bad for segabros they lost dramatically hard.

>>716470635
I mean, I can see something like Ape Escape 2 running on N64 without giving up a lot if someone like Kaze decided to do it. His hack is pretty close to that level of fidelity already.

>>716470684
The power of foresight.

>>716470828
This is literally a Nintendo hate thread you mongoloid, see OP's post

>>716471075
No it's just another nintendo thread in the sea of nintendo threads. "Let's discuss this 30 year old console again so we can all talk about our childhoods again".

seething zoomie

>>716470252
>weird threads endlessly promoting Nintendo
>thread is anti-n64
poor, poor peanut brain

>>716470423
You're right. There was a lesser degree of that with the Mega Drive and SNES since the SNES had superior graphics and music, but couldn't run games as fast as the Mega Drive because of its weaker processor. It's funny to think that some SNES games actually had a 3d chip inside them that processed the 3d graphics since the console was incapable of doing it.

>>716471214
Nintendo's marketing strategy is to promote their games to "all ages". Games which are intended for the 8-12 agerange. They are constantly dredging up your nostalgia, your childhood over and over.

If you're in your 20's or 30's, you should not be thinking about your childhood, like ever. That is behind you. Why are you wallowing in it over and over? Why are you playing these fucking children's games?
There's tons of mature games. If you look at the catalog, the big outlier is the Nintendo threads. For some reason we have a bunch of literal-children's games being posted right next to hack-and-slash/boobs/horror/RPG....etc. It's so fucking out of place: >>716467990

>>716470423
>N64 games not only looked better
That's debatable, the N64 image is extremely blurry even a CRT, I personally prefer the sharp and clean look of PS1 games
>they controlled better
Some PS1 games had some baffling control scheme but for genres I care about like JRPGs it doesn't really matter, also the N64 analog is pretty dogshit, using that controller is not what I would call a smooth experience. The Dualshock was much better but not many games used it.

>>716471556
This bait again?

What you say doesn't mean much when GoW ragnarok and death stranding 2 are easier beat then pokemon legends arceus let alone older "kids" games.

If a child beats a game like DKC2 I think they need to be medically declared a savant

>>716471759
N64 had far better graphical processing power than the original playstation. I get that PS1 is current retro aesthetic or some bullshit, but aside from the blurriness, N64 looked and ran much better. Duke64 and Total Meltdown are a night and day difference in graphics which really highlights the disparity.

>>716471556
what are your thoughts on religion, as well as the current socio-political state of the world right now

>>716471759
I have my N64 connected to my CRT Sony Trinitron via S-Video and it looks pretty sharp besides the textures for obvious reasons, even when I used Composite for the N64 it looked nice.
I have a PSone too (though I only have Composite for it) and I think both consoles look good (PS1 games do have sharper textures but that's obvious).

>>716471893
Pokemon is just a shitty gacha before gacha existed, selling roulette cardpacks to soccer moms. The same cutesy rounded Nintendo design on all the characters. The games are intended for kids in the 8-10 agerange.
>hard to beat
These children's games are easy to beat. That's why "speedrunners" exist, to impose adult-level difficulty on these children's games. You also see threads attempting to impose adult-level plot, worldbuilding, timeline building....etc. on amorphous smiling children's characters whose lore shifts from game to game

>>716471993
>ran much better
At silky smooth 12fps. PS1 games maintained 30fps with some even being 60fps

N64 didn't flop. It was massively outsold by playstation, but it maintained reasonable sales, and released some of the most influential games of all time.

Virtual Boy and Wii U... now those were flops.

>>716472231
I wonder what this guy's thoughts on astrobot winning goty are?

>>716472489
It was my understanding that Astrobot was marketed to kids and families mostly.
Regardless, Nintendo is the big culprit here. Their entire marketing strategy is built around selling these kid's games to "all ages". That is what's causing the manchildren in gaming epidemic.

Why is the entire gaming market flooded with this cutesy nintendo shit?

>>716472296
Seriously watch gameplay from both of the Duke 3D ports.

>>716472705
>this one bad port runs like shit that means it invalidates all the other games that run well on PS1
Are you really gonna make the claim that N64 ran games well when OoT is 20fps, GoldenEye dips into single digit framerates and DK has built in lag compensation to make up for the abysmal framerate?

>>716473005
If you compare the same game on both consoles it runs much better on the N64. OoT plays fine despite the low framerate and has environments the PS1 could only dream of, Goldeneye was one of the busiest games on the system with the amount of guards, bullets and explosions on the screen simultaneously. A lot of the later games did run like ass but mainly because they were prioritising graphics over decent framerates (kinda like consoles do nowadays)

Not going to pretend that all games ran well on the N64, but it was capable of much larger environments and more things happening at the same time as the PS1. Imagining a game like Body Harvest running on the PS1 is just a complete lol.

>>716465825
I played this in Retroarch with my 3D TV and it works alright. Teleroboxer and VB Wario Land are the tits

>>716473005
Mischief Makers, Yoshi's Story, KI Gold, Mortal Kombat 4, Dark Rift, F-Zero X and SSB ran at 60, and Forsaken ran at an unlocked FPS, my broccoli-headed friend.

>>716464929 (OP)
how is doing as well as sega genesis a flop?

>>716466887
wow since when did people get all insecure about this shit all of a sudden?

>>716474984
The biggest problem in gaming is the manchildren. Constantly wallowing in nostalgia, wallowing in their childhoods.
It's like bro, there's all kinds of mature games you can play, intended for your age bracket. Instead Nintendo pushes this children shit on everyone and we're all supposed to play it. Very surprising how Westerners are worshiping this corporation, which is more typical of Japanese and asians. I guess that's why you get them young.

>>716472664
dude holy shit why are you such an insecure piece of shit? LMAO

>>716475191
>mature games you can play, intended for your age bracket.

>>716464929 (OP)
>>716465538
>Ermm this beloved console with multiple iconic games that are still played and well regarded to this day actually sold poorly when they came out
Who the actual fuck cares?

>>716475643
Ok? A game about shooting guns and blowing shit up is marketed to an older demographic than this cutesy silly happy nintendo shit.

>>716475191
>biggest problem is manchildren

No it's not you faggot nigger whore. Fucking kill yourself!!!!

what's worse are the fuckers buying xbox, buying MTX, gacha shit, other gambling shit, buying early access shit, buying digital only shit, those who fucking preorder. These fuckers need to be genocided.

GO BACK TO PLAYING YOUR FUCKING GAMBLING SIM FAGGOT!!!!

>>716475831
I can shoot and blow shit up in BotW also?

>>716475974
zelda games are a slightly older demographic, but still very young teenager.

>>716476108
Nintendo has plenty of MaTuRe games too by the way. Switch already has various third parties that fill that void but also,

Metroid
Fire emblem
Bayonetta
Smash bros kinda
Emio and also FDC

>>716476207
>Nintendo has plenty of MaTuRe games too by the way
Pokemon, Mario, Splatoon, Donkey Kong....Nintendo is THE source of kiddie gaming.

Their strategy is to market these kiddie games to "all ages", so rather than being in the kiddie aisle next to Dragon Tales and Transformers, it's in the MAIN aisle being sold to everyone. This is the source of your 30 year old manchildren tranny playing bing-bing wahoo as he slowly goes bald

sorry couldnt hear you was busy playing goldeneye using my turbo controller

>>716476416
"and said, “Truly, I say to you, unless you turn and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven."

Matthew 18:3

>>716468881
These consoles absolutely mindraped some very obsessed individuals

>"Eat, Drink, and be Mario"
>because the phrase "Eat, Drink, and be Merry" exists
>some asshole in marketing thought Mario's name was pronounced "Merry-oh"
>nobody corrected or questioned this, and just let the ad roll
What the fuck did they mean by this?

>>716476852
EAT MARIO
DRINK MARIO
BE MARIO

i wonder if the next breakthrough in consoles are just gonna be a pair of AR glasses you wear. most of the computing power could be done using an E1 chip that has a node based architecture and uses 1/100th the power of a normal arm chip. i think it would be pretty cool.