>men will pick the male character to play as and stare at this all day while calling themselves "straight"

Yes, I will also jump up and down because I want to laugh at the cock and ball flapping around.

>its a faggot projecting again

>>717757445 (OP)

>>717757445 (OP)
I generally do not install nude mods for men, no.

>>717757445 (OP)
>I-I pick the female character to stare at her ass bro

>pick spiderman in marvel rivals
>Literally a mans ass on spandex at the center of the screen

They are faggots in denial
100%

>>717757445 (OP)
i'd love to pick his asshole if you know what i mean

>>717757445 (OP)
Hmm, I see. And what do you think when you look into the mirror? Do you perhaps desire to be woman then, as well?

>>717757445 (OP)
I pick male characters all the time and never see this in any of the games I play, what am I doing wrong?

>he chosed the female character

>>717757791
Conan exiles now while livestreaming your crotch. Get to it slut

>>717757445 (OP)
>plump male cheeks all time
this game does not exists anon

>>717757445 (OP)
Yeah, what are you, some kind of fag? You don't go to the gym to look at fit dudes' firm muscular asses and think about getting an ass like that?

I always create a female character, if possible I put a male voice on her to make sure I'm still the male controlling her

>>717757445 (OP)
I resonate with the male character I play as. I've even had dreams that are in 3rd person.

You're an ape who needs your dick touched 24/7

Your gay brain washing won't work on me, I'm super-straight.

I vice like that I guess, I'm bi. I usually choose a female character if I have the option though. Sometimes they focused on the game too bro and not how sexy their character is.

>>717757713
I know he's literally a fat bear but this is a little bit too much

>>717757445 (OP)
do people really stare at the assess? I'm usually looking for enemies or chest to smash.

>>717758230
They know their audience.

>>717757445 (OP)
you know it's easy to just.. not stare at his ass, right? have you ever waited in line for something, op? is it hard for you not to look down at the guy in front of you and stare at his ass like the faggot you are?

>>717757713
something something when he sees your steam deck

It takes a real man to look at another man's ass without looking away in disgust or discomfort. To pry those cheeks apart and stare deep into the gaping brown abyss is the true meaning of courage. To look away is to be a fag

>>717757445 (OP)
What if Im Bi and I only pick the gender thats hottest in that game?

>>717757445 (OP)
yeah, men will choose to have a penis like a FAGGOT in 2025 instead of getting a pussy like an ALPHA

>>717757616
>>717757583
>Zesty bucks wanting the white cock
Sasuga, thead-san.

>>717757445 (OP)
My character is usually well clothed to the point where you can't even see the shape of his buttocks.

>>717758168
Faggot.

Choices:
>A: nude man
>B: nude female

And the camera perspective for the game is front-facing. Which do you choose?

>>717757445 (OP)
You just know this made some blk boys want to tongue his asshole while stroking his cock kek

>>717758270
Honestly I think it's people like OP who obsess over whether other people do it who likely do it the most. Whatever someone accused total strangers of is something that came entirely from within themselves

>>717758270
>he didn't 100 percent the game and installed the nude mod to run around in his empire sandbox all day
current year /v/ just doesn't hit the same
>>717758284
I usually check out the bulge first anyways.

>>717757445 (OP)
the idea is to call heteros fags and coombrains while downplaying what they enjoy

>>717758448
.ALL MEN AND WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL ITS THAT. ALL WOMEN AND YOU KNOW..

>>717758492
makes sense
>>717758586
>current year /v/ just doesn't hit the same
I got an ai in my mind to auto nudefy characters i want to see nude.

If you're choosing/creating a character, then you're intended to self-insert.

>>717757880
>anon goes on reddit (on mobile, mind you), finds subreddits that anger him, takes screenshots of threads that made him fume, is too scared to actually chat shit directly towards the poster and instead comes to his personal hivemind to post here and hope he gets asspats
HA
what a fag

>>717758470
A because I succ diccs exclusively, want stuff in my poophole, have no standards. I hope you understand anon.

>>717757445 (OP)
Why have you got this picture saved on your computer then OP?

>>717757880
>he chosed
>cherry picked image from his favorite site

>>717757753
The character in the mirror is me. The character in the videogame is not me. Simple as.

>>717758764
based, one day I'll vibe code a version of that so I can have the vision too.

>if you pick male then you love starring at men's asses
>if you pick female then you're troon
What the fuck am I supposed to pick then? I'm not and furry and there're not enough games with playable robots or cool monsters.

>nude mods for men
gay

>>717758951
Pick a first person game, the option for heterosexual men.

>>717758951
You pick the tofu block from RE2

>>717758951

>>717758951
Don't let your insecurity allow you to put too much stock in what other people think of what you're doing. Especially internet strangers. By the end your every action is externally determined and the real you fades away. That's the real answer.

>>717758951
Pick having self esteem and do whatever the fuck you want. No matter what you do in life there will be someone who fucking hates you for it. That's just a fact of humanity.

>>717757445 (OP)
incel, as gay as it is or isn't, you don't get to talk about sexual orientation. it's literally irrelevant as far as you're concerned, you are not a part of this club.

>>717757880
ngl this is what i think when a guy picks a female avatar

>>717759216
Man the trans meta is getting pretty complicated you guys.

>>717757445 (OP)
>I play female characters because my eyes keep locking to another man's ass.
>My female character is so lucky to have a nice pair of tits....I wish I had a pair of tits.

>>717757445 (OP)
made for rimming

>>717758951
Play as a trap to cancel the autism of both sides.

Don't look at my avatars ass bro.

>>717759447
but i want to sex him not be him

>>717759524
Heh, too late. I've already maxed out the zoom in slider.

>>717759447
I like making a trap when the game lets you, but most games don't.

My buddy tried to take me to strip club. I rightfully told him only trannies want to look at women. Then I went to the neighborhood gay bar I frequent to look at and talk with men that like being men. Not the AGP dive bar that let females in so you see them in the mirror and it's like you're reflection is actually a woman.

>>717759590
Why not both?

>>717759767
Okay, but who's going to defend the land when the invaders invade?

>>717759635
I'm about to voodoo juju or whatever it's called this map up.

>>717759709
No one hates women more than women. Except insecure faggots, apparently.

>>717759767
God, this is beautiful!

>>717759827
The military, duh. And civilian militias.

>>717759936
O checkmate man

>>717757445 (OP)
I'm so glad I only feel disgust and revulsion when I look at this. I can't even imagine being an actual, unironic faggot. I would probably blow my brains out.

>>717757445 (OP)
caring about what other men do is pretty gay OP

I wanna make a deeply male character and do a dance avi backwards in the center of the neet lord Feng Shui announcement spot as a win. Ok not really but it was funny for a couple seconds. Yes forever

>>717757880
>>717758803
YA HEAR THAT?
REPLY TO THE POSTER MAGGOT

>>717757445 (OP)
Do you play like this?

>>717757567
This but unironically

>staring at ass
>picking female in a first person game

Squidward zosoastrian squad is the best squad

>>717760753
It's all a scam anyways there are no holes.

>>717759827
You and your partner, obviously.

>>717757445 (OP)
nah, fags don't care about asses. They stare at the front. There's a reason all games with dicks get 5 stars.

>>717760716
I'm sorry for constant bump but make sure to play TGIF by Glorilla while you do this.

>>717757880
>he choosed choughted the male character

>>717757445 (OP)
Does looking at my own ass make me gay?

>""I pick a woman because I want to self-insert as a woman!"
Textbook autogynephile tranny.
>"I pick a woman because I want to RP as a woman!"
If a male actor chose to only play as women, they would rightly be called a trannoid freak in suppression. Also, you choosing to make your developed character a woman means you are also agreeing (and wanting) to make decisions from a woman's perspective. Again, autogynephile tranny behavior.
>"I pick a woman because women turn me on!"
You can't put aside your porn addiction for one second just to play a video game. Your brain is literally preoccupied with porn and porn addiction leads to trooning out or becoming a faggot or a pedo. At least with this you might become some other equally awful flavor of fucked up disgusting niggerslop but your brain is still predisposed to becoming a tranny.

In short: if you choose a female character, you are at best predisposed to trooning out or becoming something equally bad. at worst, you're already a tranny in denial.

>>717760915
>fags don't care about the one hole they can fuck that isn't a mouth

>>717757445 (OP)
I'm usually watching the world around me

>>717758803
Hurt your sensitive male feefees?

>>717761098
You sure think about trans a lot.

>>717757445 (OP)
Reminder that according to the bible, God made man in his perfect image and made women as an afterthought from spare parts

To admire a man's beauty is to admire God. Anyone who says otherwise will burn in hell for all eternity

>>717761231
>heh- you hate spiders? you must want to fuck spiders!
Not gonna work, troon.

>>717761276
Oh, I am sorry were trans people killing your ancestors for generations in dark crevices of history? That's a rough go my friend.

>>717758951
>>if you pick male then you love starring at men's asses
This is only said by trannies who play as female characters. Stop falling for tranny cope.

>>717759447
Anyone else find that femboys are kinda shit at picking appealing clothes for male bodies? While the gays are embracing being masculine and end up completely mogging even women because of it

Self inserters have been a disaster for appealing main character designs.

>>717761362
>exposes himself as being objectively low IQ
Grim

>>717758412
>cock
I came looking for booty

>>717761439
lol, lmao. He projected thing AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

>>717758951
Thinking about what other people think about your preferences and hobbies is literally THE most woman moment imaginable.

>>717761362
Anon I don't think spiders specifically were the point here.

>>717761575
Noooooooooooooooooooo, stop lying.

>>717757445 (OP)
Nah youre retarded
I made a kirinslut in monhun for the hell of it and all it did was distract me and cause me to goon
With male characters nothing happens because im not fucking gay

>>717760837
Prescious!

>play video game
>uh actually you like looking at the ass which means you'e vidyasexual

damn get a hobby or something

>>717758168
You're not bi you're just lonely so very lonely

according to this website
>loli porn isn't child porn because it's pixels on a screen
so that means
>staring at my video game man ass isn't gay because it's pixels on a screen

>>717761819
Honestly, in action games, I rarely ever look at my character.
Most of the time, my eyes are on the enemy, trying to anticipate his next moves and react accordingly. When there is no enemy, my eyes are usually on the floor, walls and ceiling, searching for traps, secret doors and hidden loot.

>>717761910
Still gay and pedophile tho just no real people were harmed during the creation. Plus, the president of the free world is a proud pedophile it's cool now.

>>717761910
wrong, faggot

Hank Hill goes live showing his ass on facebook

/share/v/1G1pmq6Yqx/

>race: human
>color: white
>hair: red
>class: evil
>sex: yes

>>717757445 (OP)
>I have a nice ass

>>717762048
>"pedophilia"
Really nigger?

>playing as guy is gay
Even if it's Spider-man?

>>717762110
>no proofs
Curious.

>>717757445 (OP)
>Pick male character , immediately strip him down and start listing over his cock
>Pick female character , stare at her ass holy shit I'm so horny
>Dude why would anyone pick a character they aren't constantly gooning over
Do you fags even like roleplaying?

>>717757445 (OP)
Girl here, name? I want him to sit on my face

>>717757445 (OP)
Yes straight people can look at a male ass without feeling anything.

>>717761272
>God made man in his perfect image and made women as an afterthought from spare parts
God made women from men who are also , therefore, made in his image. He literally made women for you to enjoy and love yet here you are lusting over a man's ass trying to tell yourself God wanted this. The fuck is the matter with you?

>>717757445 (OP)
I pick female characters to stare at her ass.
I pick male characters for self-insert.
Any more dumb questions?

>>717762171
>Shoots hot sticky cum out of his wrists and wears skin tight latex clothing
Now that you mention it, then yeah pretty gay bro

i'm hoping anons will post fat hairy men ITT

>>717762727
I sat on my camera phone and broke it the other day, sorry bro

>>717762674
>Self insert fag is also a gooner
You hate to see it

>>717762780
I self-inserted as the camera phone

I pick a male character because my character is my vessel to enter the video game world in.
Also I don't want to be distracted and taken out of the game by horniness when playing female.
And huge muscles are very aesthetic in a non-sexual way, even though I tend to cover up my character in armor as I progress.

>gayboy googles a picture of a man's ass to prove he's not gay

>>717757445 (OP)
>Help I can't stop staring at my characters ass!!!!!!!!
>It's ma'am btw

>>717757445 (OP)
>>717758951
My question is why are you thinking about Men's asses, tranny? Nobody who's normal thinks "ugh I totally have to stare at this man's ass because I picked the male character"
Literally nobody, it's tranny cope, if you WILLINGLY choose the female character in a non horror role playing game then yes, you are indeed a tranny or a closet tranny, games are the same as playing pretend, it's like playing with toys, if you play with GI Joes and the likes you were likely pretending to be in a war, creating action scenarios in your head

Now if you were playing with Barbies you either grew up to be a mentally ill pervert or a faggot

>>717762048
>lolicon never leads to pedophilia
who’s going to tell him?

>>717762727
Best I can do is post slender femboys with smooth skin.

>>717757880
Just realized marxists are economic trannies

i have agp and i wish i was a woman, so what?

i am a woman and wish i had agp, so what?

Seems like those claiming its gay/tranny shit had one of THOSE dads where everything you did was considered gay. Even looking at girls.

>>717763043
you should get into MMO erp

>>717763319
Toxic masculinity is a bullshit term coined by the jewish mass media, but if there's one thing I want straight men to stop doing, it's being so annoyed at anything they even remotely consider gay.

>>717757445 (OP)
Lotta repressed homosexuals are upset at this post

>>717757445 (OP)
I'm straight but I kinda like staring at man asses sometime. You have to appreciate them too.

>>717757880

>>717757445 (OP)
Only faggots play third person games anyway.

>>717763525
Toxic masculinity is very real and extremely profitable that's what all the e-daddy grifters like Tate and Peterson latch onto to make their internet money.

>>717757713
>large, fat and hairy
>my body type represented in a game
Huh, I guess the diversity crew is right. It IS nice to feel represented.

How to immediately destroy this whole argument with one sentence, causing people to start seething incontrollably.
The character in the game isn't me.

>>717763695
do you have an available sister or daughter?

>>717757445 (OP)
Would.

>130 posts
No surprise the mods are literal faggots.

>>717757445 (OP)
Nobody made you install the nude mod, bro.

>>717763695
do you have a working camera phone?

>>717757445 (OP)
Women can't look cool with plate armors and tactical gear. I'm not brown, so I care more about coolness than gooning.
Also I'm not mentally ill agp.

>>717763772
You're controlling the character, you dictate the character's actions, therefore the character is you

faggot thread

>>717763852
you don’t understand, people who get triggered by the “female pc = tranny” meme are that desperate to get back at the people they perceive as their opponents

>>717763915
>you're controlling the RC monster truck
>you dictate the RC monster truck's actions
>therefor you are an RC monster truck
You are retarded.

>>717763970
Everyone on /v/ is a fag. Therefore every /v/ thread is a fag thread.

>>717763915
No, the characters make lots of decisions that I wouldn't make and say things that I wouldn't say. I'm just guiding them.

>>717763319
Nah no one listens to those hustle culture faggots, that's why they're religiously annoying and it usually creates the opposite affect in their kids.
The real dudes who say everything is gay grew up in low income neighborhoods where people steal your shit and beat you up if they think you're too feminine. Think prison without being in prison the culture is pretty much perpetuated there.
The rest are just fat white retarded manchildren who "grew" up in rich households who think shouting nigger and tranny is peak comedy because they never had to actually think a day in their life when daddy pays for everything.

>>717764034
>RC monster truck is TOTALLY the same as a walking human character with a face and a voice

>>717757445 (OP)
>scroll on /v/
>see a chiseled ass
>nod of approval
>continue to scroll
You can admire someone else's physique without immediately thinking of sex.

>>717764112
Your own, stated logic dictates that if you control something, you are it.
You made this rule, not me.

>>717764169
>hurr durr
Sure thing, faggot

>>717764112
>paint human face on RC monster truck
>tape a recording of lorem ipsum to the truck and autoplay it
>glue some barbie doll arms and legs to the monster truck
YOU ARE NOW AN RC MONSTER TRUCK

>>717757713
>this is what fatherless niggas jerk off to

tbdesu I’m resentful of faggots that their shitty fetish is considered relatively normal but my shitty fetish is considered extremely abnormal

>>717764034
>>717764054
>>717764237
Tranny

>>717764328
And there, broke him nice and easy.

>>717763915
This.
I... AM STEVE

>>717764298
What's your weird fetish?

>>717764298
What are these fetishes you refer to?

>>717764439
He's obviously a pedophile.

>>717764405
It's just that you're indeed a tranny

>>717761186
Poop comes from there anon

>>717764439
>>717764469
I find quadrupeds attractive
>>717764490
close on the perceived normality scale

>>717762093
You just know

>>717764507
Whatever you want, chaser.

>>717760915
Are there games with bugle physics? Does Read Dead Redemption 2 have it?

>>717764439
>>717764469
Forced furry femboy tentacle cumflation bondage.

>>717764586
>I find quadrupeds attractive
Based

>>717764632
>knows in group lingo
Anon... I

>>717764586
Like...women walking on all fours or anything on all fours? Either way, that's niche but I don't think it's the bad kind of strange.

If you pick the male, you are a faggot.
If you pick the female, you are a tranny.
If you choose neither, you are a non-binary faggotranny.
Simple as, folx!

>>717764131
>sex sex sex
>scroll on /v/
>sex sex sex
>see a chiseled ass
>sex sex sex
>AIEEEEEEE A MANS ASS?!?!
>sex sex sex
>Write an angry post about how I can't play video games as a man because I can't not think about fucking men in the ass
>sex sex sex
As a proud transbian I only select female characters and then get upset at male characters existing because everything reminds me I'm a man.

How is this thread up. The faggot mod instanukes anything with a woman

>>717758470
How the fuck is the camera perspective front facing throughout the entire game? Some degenerate gacha version of subway runners?
Though this would probably make a killing off all the gooners and loners.

>>717764713
I mean canines, horses, and dragons

>>717764701
>possessing knowledge now also means you're a tranny
holy fuck there's no end to this is there?

>>717762048
You know something is evil when someone has to make a 4chan post coping about how good it is.

>>717764841
Just very involved for some unknown reason. Fascinating stuff.

>>717764836
Well, I wouldn't let you dogsit for me but otherwise who cares. That's just being a furry with less steps.

>>717757445 (OP)
I look like this so it helps self inserting better

>>717762727
This
EXTREMELY disappointed this was not a stealth vidya male thread

>>717764586
Sorry anon, dogfucking will always be weird, but just ignore the haters

>>717758803
if your defending that weird tranny in anyway, you need to kys

>heh, you play as a dwarf? you must wanna be a dwarf in real life

>>717757880
trannies deserve to be killed to be honest

>>717765276
>he doesn’t want to be a dwarf
ngmi

>>717765186
>Anon is so lost in culture war shit that he perceives any mockery of him as "defending" the "other side" because he can't disconnect himself from his obsession
What a fag

>>717765276
I am a gnome actually, racist.

>>717765353
>wanting to be short

>>717757445 (OP)
How do I get a bigger butt without getting a bbl?

>>717765493
Consume a lot of cum and hit the gym. Every day is leg day.

>tfw no ninja bf

>>717765119
there's another thread up right now

>>717765391
anti tranny chuds are retards but that tranny isnt making things better

>>717757445 (OP)
Are autists like you just incapable of seeing a character and acknowledging that they're not you? I swear, you fags keep on going on about trannies and homos, yet actively want more things to make people trannies and homos.

>>717758951
The only truly heterosexual games are first person games.

>>717765449
you joke but I genuinely can’t stand my current height
I’m tall enough that some ceilings things can inconvenience me but not tall enough to be considered tall

>>717765641
What by being self aware and vulnerable? Would you prefer xir did the classic twitch gambit by stalking the woman in silence instead?

>>717757445 (OP)
Built for the BWC.

>>717765276
>you must wanna be a dwarf in real life
Yes.

>>717765685
I'm happy with my king of manlets stature, 5'11 is just tall enough that the vast majority of women are shorter than me but not so tall that I enter gangly freak territory

>>717765768
he's doing that already. i dont want to know about his mental problems

>>717766060
bro I’m also 5’11” (6’0” when decompressed)
don’t kid yourself

>>717757445 (OP)
>see male ass OP
>look inside
>not a gay vidya thread
You had one job, /v/

>>717766169
The only reason we know about it is because some anon brought it here for updoots. It is creepy tho, hope the therapist unfucks that shit.

>>717766060
Always funny when midgets say shit like this

>>717766193
About what? I'm not the one whining about it

>>717766330
Brown fingers attached to a 5'5 lawn gnome body typed this post

>>717757445 (OP)
Better to be a faggot, than a tranny.

>>717757583
I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE JEEP

>>717757445 (OP)
The character on the screen isn't me.
The character in the mirror isn't me.

>>717757445 (OP)
There's a severe lack of man ass in this thread
Also, if you wouldn't fuck this from behind and you're still a virgin, you're hopeless

>>717757445 (OP)
Yes, male ass is aesthetic.

>>717757880
Not even a troon but It's pretty hard not to be jealous of having the potential to be set for life by shoving some plastic in one of your orfices. Granted even most women will just end up embarrassing themselves on the internet. Still..

>>717766704
never understood the appeal of manass

I want to BE Venom
>>717766704
>>717766884
Monster ass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>717765535
But what leg workouts specifically?

>>717763772
That is actually a really good point. Apparently there are all those people on f*cebook, r*ddit and inst*gram that say they can't visualize something when they read a book. So the fact they can't even make a distinction like the one you made is an explanation for why you see people argue about this shit online so often.

>>717766704
>>717766954
How can you find man ass appealing when the only hole is a shitpipe

>>717757445 (OP)
AAP thread

>>717766884
I guess it's hot because of the juxtaposition of a built guy against his fuckable, and therefore sorta feminine, ass

>>717765535
>Consume a lot of cum
LOL, get it? Because cum has lots of protein which helps building muscles!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>717767113
The shitpipe is the feature, along with the dick and balls hanging underneath. It's honestly no different to me than fucking a woman's ass

>>717757445 (OP)
Its really this our daily agp thread though?

>>717757445 (OP)
This upset that everyone calls you out for being a tranny because you want to be a pretty girl?

>>717767113
Vaginas spew out blood and puss, but I've seen plenty of people eat them out.

>>717767063
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hflWs_SzJDraG4JhotQBDPy3CfyyC0N_X6GcyF39ca4

>>717767113
>How can you find man ass appealing when the only hole is a shitpipe
Ah yes because women also have vaginas in their asses. God what a fucking retard you are.

>>717767113
You can look at something without fucking it.

>>717757445 (OP)
I'm so glad I have no problem with being a man. I can't even imagine being an actual, unironic tranny. I would probably blow my brains out.

>>717767328
I would (and have done it to myself) drink blood
I would not eat shit

>>717767113
man ass paizuri

>>717767113

>>717764973
The fact that you yourself know, and that you think that the only way to know is to be a tranny says everything there is to say about you, really.

>>717766458
can I please get uhh
whopper jr with onion rings

>>717767717
The only difference is I don't give a fuck if you call me a troony, you do tho.

>>717767663
It's like they think girls are cleaner somehow. Have you seen how those bitches live?

>>717767663
no truly straight man willingly picks an anus over a vagina

>>717767328
"blood" is underselling it, it's uterus chunks

>>717767663
Women don't have hairy asses, faggot.

Jeet and Paki General: Repressed Sexuality Edition

>>717766747
Imagine being jealous that you're not able to be a vapid whore with no self respect. Once a woman acts like a pig she is forever treated like one, I would rather die then trade my soul for some money.

>>717767829
So you would eat out a man's ass as long as it wasn't hairy? Kek what a faggot you are.

>>717767663
I thought ass eating was just a meme. Do the majority of people actually do that nasty shit? I only interact with pussy.

>>717767424
>hip abduction
Where the fuck are they taking my hips?

>>717758803
you are that tranny who posted that shit on reddit aren't ya

>>717757445 (OP)
I stare at what's in the crosshair

>>717767967
Shoving my tongue in assholes is like my favorite part of foreplay

>>717767829
based roman twinkfucker

>>717767967
If you or your partners actually clean yourselves and eat well, assholes are more than enough clean for play.

>my avatar that represents me in a virtual world is a slutty, hyper feminine woman with a girly name who i dress up in revealing clothing
>BECAUSE I'M STRAIGHTER THAN YOU!!

trannyposters are not winning this argument, gentlemen.

>>717767663
man asses are more square than that. the bottom only exists in porn or when the male has been taking female horomones since before puberty started

>>717757445 (OP)
Sage

>>717768289
bros got a square ass

>>717767814
Some bitches are worse than the men they complain about online.
>>717767829
>Anon doesn't know

videogames

>>717768386
He does, and so do you.

>>717757880
The sanest tranny.

>>717768512
it's more of a cat.

>>717757445 (OP)
I want to play a futa girl and plap that booty

>>717768267
based monkyposter

>>717758803
>... too scared to actually chat shit directly toward

>>717768267
>I played a racing game now I am legally a car
It's the law you see people in the lobby saw me as a ford.

>>717769330
you use your real photo and name on reddit?

hey man nobody made you do it but if that's what you do

>>717769330
You won't.

>>717757585
>generally
So what are the exceptions?

>>717769492
>dude just dox yourself online like all my favorite e-celebs

>>717768267
In my experience there's 3 types of men who play was women:
>The normal kind who just like the default aesthetic of the female form with no other additives
>Boomers and Gen Xers who dress them like DnD Amazonians/Barbarians or pin-up bimbo-tier sluts
>Neets to borderline limp-wrists obsessed with moe who these days often ultimately lead down the AGP path

>>717769593
When it's a requirement for something else

>>717769637
Just stating fax. Hope that doesn't upset you or anything.

>>717757585
>bonk proof
we'll see about that

>>717769736
You sound insecure.

>>717769893
lmao, so it does upset you. That's too bad. It is fax tho. You won't.

yes, because i always stare at the avatar's ass throughout the whole game.

>>717766747
There's nothing to be jealous of about the lives of actual women. They've traded one set of restrictive expectations for another, the default social posture of women towards other women is passively hostile, and they also have to deal with menstruation and a million other little nuisances men don't even realize exist. Plus the constant vigilance in regards to outward appearance that even affects conventionally unattractive women.

It isn't easy at all. Women are going through a social gauntlet that leaves more of them hypervigilant and paranoid than ever. Just like men are going through a social gauntlet that leaves more of them depressed, answer seeking, and desperate for structure and control over their lives than ever.

Saying there's any validity in being jealous of women is selling yourself an unrealistic model of the lives of women, and that's what makes so many autistic men into incels and FtMs.
They're two sides of the same coin, they're two different reactions to the same faulty understanding of the world in a bistable arrangement. And one can flip to the other with enough pressure in the right place.

>>717757445 (OP)
I don't understand the logic.
>Play the man, romance the women
Pretty straight.
>Play the girl, romance the men
Hella gay.

I love to control women, if I say jump and they jump it makes my dick hard, if I say jump off a cliff and die for me and they do it it is extra hot I would fail tomb raider 2013 quick time events on purpose to see Lara die in different ways.

>>717770239
>Play the woman, romance the women
AGP mental illness.
>Play the man, romance the men
Ultra Based.

>>717757445 (OP)
>playing third person games
ISHYGDDT

>>717770382
/v/'s healthiest gamer

>>717757445 (OP)
You can just put a frilly dress on the character to stop the whole "ass staring" phenomena.
>b-but its a ma-
It's just a really, really long kilt

>>717770395
You say that as if I'd play a game with lgbt+ tags.
Your scenario cannot happen in games I play.

Who fucking cares

>>717758913
>The character in the videogame is not me
Okay, but it's me.

>female character fags also can't play any game without obsessing over male asses
Says a lot, huh?

>>717770478
Most games make you wear armor so no ass staring, regardless of gender.

this is , and always has been a bullshit excuse. Even in a third person game, you are not looking at the character's ass, if it is even on the screen at all. You are always looking toward the horizon, toward where the character is looking at.

>>717757445 (OP)
Men's asses look better than women's because they're more firm and round. Women's butts sag.

>>717770004
If you don't have an argument you can just be quiet instead.

>>717770841
The argument is you won't. I can't believe you missed that.

I don't remember when was the last time I stared at my characters ass.
I guess it was in Outward. For the 3 minutes before obtaining the first set of peasant rags.

>>717770929
see >>717770841

>>717762935
56% mutt tier post.

>>717770153
Femboys feel a fraction of it from the ''no femboys exist after 30'' shit, which is exactly the kind of thing people say about women's looks. Women hitting the wall at 25, etc, etc.
Femininity is something that's only hot when young, but being hyper masculine is something you can do the older you get.

>>717766884
I don't know if I can articulate it well. It's just a muscle I happen to appreciate on the human form. Be it men or women, a well shaped pair of glutes catches my attention. While yes they differ vastly, mens certainly aren't planks either if properly toned. I also like pectorals and breasts though when compared to the backside. I don't know there seems to be more heft to it, I guess. Nevertheless I gravitate towards the ideal form which I'm sure many others do when it comes to fitness.

>>717757445 (OP)
I play both.

>>717771056
The argument is you won't. I can't believe you missed that.

Refusing to play a woman is closet gay coded

>E-celeb threads get pruned immediately
>Thread discussing men's asses and homosex flamewaring up for 3 hours
The jannies do be trannies.

agp thread

>>717761272
Jesus literally told his followers to cut their nuts off.

>>717771369
Welcome to /v/ summer friend. You should see our frequent 500+ reply NTR threads.

>>717771204
You're pretty bored and upset if this is how you spend your Sunday.

>>717761362
That's literally true for any European though since the trans clergy of the Catholic church persecuted Whites.

>>717771509
>>717771598
Shalom!

>>717771551
>Spitting fax and clarifying is bad
Okay.

>>717767725
kek

>>717765276
I always play as a robot or inhuman creature if given the option and I'd be lying if I didn't say I wish I could change my being to some stronger inhuman form.

>>717771598
>Catholic church persecuted Whites
Man, Booger Nick will be so upset by this.

>>717757585
You're missing out

>>717771639
The only people I wish to convert to Christianity are Jews.

>Game happening all around the screen
>Anons eyes are drawn to the ass of his character

Anon, I have some bad news...

>>717771970
Nipples are ugly color. Would be better if they were a lighter color

>>717771857
How that man has any following despite being buddy buddy with Ali Alexander and Laura Loomer is beyond me.

>>717757445 (OP)
I'd be careful of calling people gay when you went out of your way to find and download a picture of a dude's ass.

>>717770153

>>717772272
The president is a pedophile. They're surprisingly very open minded if you agree with the programming.

>>717772438
Men and women both want someone that reflects their minds.

>have a pathetic ass as a man
>try squats for a few months
>nothing fucking happens

I've been lied to..how do I fix my fucking ass????

>>717772438
That bulge is realistic and represents the average male actually.

>>717769330
concerning that your employer agrees with their retarded world views, you should quit

>>717772675
Can't outlift a shit diet is a fundamental truth.

>>717772474
Do they have a program beyond giving money to Israel and pederasts in Rome?

>>717772675

>>717772675
Buy workout bands and do donkey kicks 100 times a day
If you're doing squats and nothing is happening, your spine probably does a tuck when you get too low, which ends up working your front muscles more than your butt. Donkey kicks pretty much forces your butt muscles to do the work.

>>717772675
You need to ensure you're eating enough to support muscle growth.

>>717772779
No, they stand for nothing. It's insert current thing here cult.

>>717772675
>a few months

>>717771390
This is an autoandrophilia thread.

>>717772902
I did 100 burpess a day for a month why aren't I swole af yet? Why does the internet lie to me?

>>717772902
This is why workouts are a meme.
>BRO JUST DO THIS FOR 53 YEARS TO SEE RESULTS

Fuck off. If you need more than 2 months to see results then it ain't worth the time

>>717772775
>Can't outlift a shit diet
what the FUCK does a diet have to do with an ass

>>717772978
It's more than just "seeing results". It's a fundamental change in lifestyle you have to upkeep.

>>717772675
Just get fat bro.

>>717772978
You wouldn't need to do it as long if our lifestyles hadn't become so stationary. You're compensating for a million years of running outside, climbing trees and mountains. We're not meant to sit at desks our whole lives.

>>717758951
Stop being insecure and play whatever you want.
Nobody in real life gives a shit.

you should be making cute shotas in games

>>717773036
Muscles need fuel to grow.

>>717772438
Why is the serial killer deformed and weird?

>>717772675
Make sure you're doing squats correctly. You could be quad dominant

Also try things like donkey kicks

>>717773036
Muscle growth, that's what. You need to consume more calories than you burn to support muscle growth. Aiming for adequate protein intake to help repair and rebuild muscle tissue. Include healthy fats in your diet for overall health and hormone production. Plus staying hydrated by drinking plenty of water.

>>717757445 (OP)
You literally have a picture of a man's naked ass saved onto your computer and you are calling other people gay.

>>717773159
That's what peak male performance looks like, women think.

>Stellar Blade? Sorry, I don't play games made for girls

>>717772953
your cardio should be much better, but nobody serious would tell you to do burpees for muscle growth

>>717772978
stay fat and weak

>>717773168
>>717772840
That's twice I hear donkey kicks. Can I just do 100 and call it a day every day? (with a band)

will this be enough

>everything associated with gaming has to be about sex!
it's so over for this generation

>>717772840
>>717772953
Any exercise "do 100 of x" can eat dicks and wastes your time. Donkey kicks with strap cable will allow you to do sets of 12 with the added weight and avoid faggotry of doing forever one thing. Overloading the muscle is required to make it grow.

This thread once again confirms there are no moids on /v/

>>717773267
Never enough you have to add it with squats and probably a couple others like leg lifts and fire hydrants

Do you want an ass or not?

>>717773248
Being fat is like a cheat code for leg muscles.

>>717773190
>You need to consume more calories than you burn to support muscle growth.
So you need to get fat to get an ass? I'm good thanks

>>717757445 (OP)
If your eyes are going towards the ass instead of anything else going on in the game that just means you are a fag op

You see for us straight men who play as dudes that's not something that ever registers for us. We are looking at everything besides our characters ass. If anything playing as a female would be distracting which is why those who play as females are clearly troons. They are never distracted from the gameplay when playing females. Tells you all you need to know.

>>717773429
No because I will lose motivation and stop doing it if I have do 40 things every day. I can deal with 100 kicks but beyond that I'm not gonna maintain interest

>>717773530
based toothpick

>>717773530
Healhy fats in your diet are critical for supporting muscle growth. Doing the reps alone won't be sufficient.

>>717773593
100 kicks and 100 squats should be close to enough

>Donkey Kong Bonanza? Sorry, I'm not a monkey

>>717757445 (OP)
Is there something OP wants to tell us?

>>717773530
You only need to eat a ton if you're bulking. Working out will make the muscles grow no matter what. Bulking is obviously gonna make you appear bigger, but you can still get a sligtly perkier and firmer butt without eating.
It's the difference between a bear type and a twink type body.

>>717773783
Why did you reverse image search the ass?

>>717762915
>lolicon leads to pedophilia
wet streets cause rain to fall
swaying trees cause wind to blow
gay porn causes faggotry

>all these anons saying diet + exercise will give that anon a supple ass
Its literally all genetics, you either have a nice ass or you don't

>>717774094
TRVTH NVKE

>>717774256
Cope. You're just lazy.

I dunno why but my glutes became fucking massive and sculpted when I stopped doing squats and switched over to the leg slide machine and stacked on huge loads of pl8s

>>717774256
>you sit on lard ass or you don't
show us example of all genetic ass with no training, bonus points for doritos diet to make genetics work harder

Rebirth would have probably sold more copies if they had this skin

>>717774496
Gym machines are great for workouts, because they are specfically designed to target the correct muscles
Working out at home can easily lead to people doing the exercises wrong

>>717774542
I NEED Cloud's rectum kissing my penis.

>>717772084
This. Leave gentiles out of this abrahamic nonsense.

>>717757880
>>717759216
>>717759308
>Pick male
>Become gay
>Pick female
>Become trans
What do? Avoid games with a create-a-character?

>>717774753
Make a robot.
If there are no robots, make a lizard.
If there are no lizards, make a furry.

>>717774650
his rectum slurps on barret gun

>>717763695
do you have a steam deck

>>717774918
Shame on square for not making it an actual option like Tifa and Aerith

>>717774753
Pretty much, self-insert/create-your-own-character and role-play in general is just a gateway drug to dysphoria adjacent mental illness.

>>717774753
The only winning move is not to play

>>717774753
Accept the fact that you're now a gay trans and enjoy your game.

>>717775105
Cloud has experience with big swords, I bet when Barrett enters it fits like a glove

>>717774918
Na uh.

>>717774753
reject characters
return to tetris

>>717774753
How about you not care what a bunch of schizos say?

>>717773783
>I'm straight but I like guys butts? : r/bisexual
Lol. I wonder what kind of insane responses he got

>>717775461
The purple shapes are trans.

>>717773168
>webm
t-that can't be real

>>717775478
https://www.reddit.com/r/bisexual/comments/1ih2c7b/im_straight_but_i_like_guys_butts/
>Some dudes got nice cheeks

>>717775717
It's real and it could be yours if you do those exercises

>>717775567
the nation, and therefor tetris, has no use for trans

>>717775968
That's a lot of purple shapes. Are you sure about that?

>>717773168
Do people actually want their ass to look like that? That's like some clown shit like he's got balloons in his pants.
Is this like the gay equivalent to bimbo with laughably big tits?

>>717773159
Idk what you're talking about, he literally looks like me minus the piercings.

>>717776114
Why are you a deformed mutant?

>>717757445 (OP)

>Anon, why are you playing with barbies
>Uhhh, cuz of the tittis and -aACK

That was the sound of you getting beat up as a kid, faggot.

>>717775427

>>717776269
When I was in Kindergarten, there was that one guy playing with a barbie doll, so I beat him up with the crappy plastic baseball bat we had there.

>>717776095
Some might for me I want it somewhere between the middle according to this chart.

>>717776269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUL6QdAntYU

>>717776569

Good on you, anon. You might have saved him from aids.

>>717775427
Everyone knows Cloud's a big gay homo slut

>>717776569
>>717776661
Didn't happen and it's more likely you were the one playing with dolls. kek

>>717776095
bro look at that shape. Imagine how they feel. I'm not gay but I can appreciate those cheeks

>>717776821
>Jarvis generate an Ethiopian
>Now make him white with blonde spiky hair and blue eyes on a bed
>Give him a white tank top with traffic cones under it on the chest

>a man's bare ass has been on the /v/ catalogue for 4.5 hours
Gaming is healing?

>>717777060
That's a marble statue of a mans butt. Plus there has been way worse on the catalogue that lingered.

>>717776095
i know a guy who looks like that. he says it's his genes, but he works out. he's also straight and married

>>717776851
I think you're gay bro. His ass is so fucked up looking it makes him look like he moves how a barbie doll moves.

>>717777060
>calling classical art porn
Get cultured, nog.

>>717776821
Yeah but for me and not Barrett.

>>717757880
>I have dreams where we wake up and our bodies our switched, she cries and screams when she realizes she is no longer in her body but in mine
Some real Cronenberg shit.

>>717777220
His wife must be so lucky.

>>717776835

>no you!
>*laughs at own joke*

Anon...

>>717776095
We understand you wouldnt slip past those huge cheeks, but some people can and they will enjoy spelunking there, not everybodys hobby has to be yours and that is okay

Why do straight guys have fat asses while us gays have to work for it?!!!
It's not like you hetnoids are using them!!!!!!

>>717771653
Seethe, troon.

>>717777489
It's just a gay curse like bottoms being hung

>>717776241
Have you considered that I'm the normal one and you're the mutant like that episode of twilight zone.

>>717777489
I poop all the time. Fuck you talking about.

>>717776114
proof?

>>717777547
lmao, good one.

>>717777489
everybody appreciates nice asses and women grab ass just like men do. Fucking the hole is whole other thing

>>717777468

i didn't make a joke you fukin idiot

>>717757445 (OP)
problem?

>>717757445 (OP)
I swear to God I saw the Monster zero can next to man's ass in the thumbnail.

>>717777694
>Fucking the hole is whole other thing
Yet straight couples do it to maintain their virginity?

>>717771970
The only people who install nude mods for twinks are degenerate old farts and old fart pedos.

>>717777701

No but your mom did

>>717777475
Hey man, I'm just asking a question. I get that some people have weird fetishes.

>>717758803
Sup tranny faggot lol

>>717777747
i put the option that the can is inside the ass and got the fag grade, what is yours?

>>717777594
>2025
>still pooping
Guess someone missed the Mankind update. lol

>>717777747
Kek

>>717757445 (OP)
It's normal to think less of a man playing as a female character. On the off-chance the female character is the only selectable option, why is he playing said game?

>>717777720
The problem is it's not on my face right now

>>717777916
>weird fetish
>just trained ass
does this paint comic character should trigger me for your ignorance?

>>717757445 (OP)
He's my avatar, so I need him to be male as I target ethnic minorities and women for pain and destruction, otherwise it would all feel that bit more hollow and pointless.

>>717777685
Struck an insecure nerve.

>>717777962
AI sure is an amazing and real technology.

>>717774845
>Pick robot
>Become transhumanist

Everyone loves man ass. Straight guys think they're funny. Women slick themselves over it.

>>717778107
Okay. Good job.

>>717778097
Yeah his Ass looks like two giant separate tumors. That's pretty weird.
I also read your post like you're a caveman good job.

>>717777720
God fucking lord, I need to put a kid in that juicy bussy...

>>717761910
Agreed.

>>717778375
That's not how that works.

>>717757445 (OP)
Weebs and trannies are the reason every skyrim sexmod is geared toward a female PC.

Real niggas want self insert immersive harem, rape, and slavery gameplay.

>>717778440
There is no issue to repeat the experiment, and repeat again..

>>717778440
Sounds like quitter talk

>>717757713
He's the only reason I tried this game. Got him on an early roll. Never went back. I should go back... That game was gay fur fag coded.

>>717778205
Damn you're whiny.

>>717778974
Neat, you're desperate for my attention.

>>717773168
dafuq. I started going to the gym with my sister a couple of months ago and half of those exercises are part of the routine she made for me.

>>717779197
Your sister is going to fuck your butt anon.

>>717777017
Lole

>>717779097
Insecure projection.

>>717779197
Enjoy that peach bro. Your sister sure will

>>717766458
I TRAP UNTIL THE BLOODY BOTTOMS IS UNDERNEATH

>>717779197
>sister started taking me to participate in her training, oh golly gosh cannot wait to bench and inject roids
>wait, half of exercises train my butt, i couldn't tell from moving my butt but the video of some anon
>d-d-does my sister want to troon her brother?
i think you made some mistakes on your path, you deserve your fantasy of being pegged

>>717757880
trvke that destroyed the 'cuck

>>717779394
Just reality.

>>717777777

>>717779686
You've been at this for 5 hours, troon.

>>717757880
>The mutt vs the tranny
Its always amusing seeing mixed families carry their oblivion characters around. What a time to be in.

>>717779532
I am a stereotypical NEET. I have no idea how machines and exercises work, and I listen to everything she tells me for fear of hurting myself by doing something on my own. She also said that it was important to exercise the glutes because those muscles are what help you get up and walk when you are old, so the exercises didn't seem strange to me.

>>717779909
You think I am in one thread? Lmao, that's adorable.

>>717779897
/v/ skips posts with consecutive ending numbers except for 0 new friend

>>717757567
this but irl

>>717757639

>>717781979
As true then as it is now

Egg thread.

>>717781979
self-insert fags ruin everything

>>717770569

>>717761098
The absolute state of /v/irgins

>>717757445 (OP)
What game?

>>717764405
Literally me

>>717772438
that's gojo from jjktranny not real serial killer

>>717769593
When I recreated myself in fallout 4i'm obese and hairy to use the companion sex mod so I could impregnate piper and cait.

>>717757445 (OP)
I don't stare at the man's ass, I stare at his entire silhouette and soak in the perfection God made in his own image.

>>717781979
>as an egg
I hate trannies and their deranged lingo so fucking much

>>717786164
What video game is that?

>>717786590
Dick beater 2025

>>717786703
based, ue5 is really shining through.

>>717777776
So close...

>>717786164
Incredible.

>>717757445 (OP)

>>717787085
I’d sooner believe this is a city issue rather than a gay issue
none of the gays I know are misanthropic, tons of people pretending to be gay that were misanthropic though (my sister for example)
I have a hard time believing someone is a bad person just because of a paraphilia

>>717787085
My dad too used to work in Nintendo and he told me Ganon and Link fucked

>>717786889
Welcome summer new friend.

>>717762727
>>717787632

>>717788035
My dad who worked at Nintendo said the same thing. He also said every game has at least one explicit cutscene of it

>>717788294
Thanks I made my ritual reply to the ecker doxer

>>717786164
Looks fucking painful.

This thread still being up is so based. It's a shame I had to jerk off because no one with a nice enough ass wants to hook up. Makes me want to put a hole through a wall just so I can fuck it

Gay ass mods

>>717788803
You're not funny

>>717789574
okay

>>717762727

>>717789692
Finally

>>717787085
>>717787551
this desu
at worst, some fags are annoying. and that's only the small subset of retards who make it their entire personality or go slut it up in orgies while bragging about it on twitter
the most annoying faggot is only on par with the average annoying woman

ROTOR THE FUCKING HUNKY IMPREGNATING HOT DADDY FUCKS CUTE BOYS

>>717789692
Hi daddy.

>>717789692
how do you get a bf like this

>>717757445 (OP)
>3rd person
You are a faggot

>>717789937
Approach the first fat and hairy man you see and ask him to be your bf. Repeat until you have a bf.
The worst that can happen is that he says "no."

>>717781979
the post that killed /v/