Why is he so popular
And it's not just here, it's everywhere
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:21:05 AM
No.717873238
>>717875332
>>717877996
>>717872992 (OP)
He was in good games.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:21:51 AM
No.717873278
>>717880242
>>717872992 (OP)
He's fat, so he's relatable
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:23:14 AM
No.717873357
best lineup of final boss themes
Surprisingly vile and sadistic for a Nintendo villain. Same with Ridley.
Glad Bananza didn't soften him up one bit.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:25:14 AM
No.717873472
>>717887882
>>717872992 (OP)
>Is a Crocodile which are nature's coolest animal and a superior species
>Funny personality traits such as his verbosity, over the top mannerism or his dress up routine and charmingly ridiculous visual elements like the bulgy eye, belly armour or his cape that contrasts DK's necktie
>Yet is also able to be a serious enough threat as a villain since is willing to starve his enemies to death, destroy cities or islands for his own joy and has no redeemable qualities so he's delightfully satisfying to see lose
>Has consistently great boss battles to add to the above elements
>Always has 10/10 music to accompany his majestic presence >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wva2cTpLos
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:25:55 AM
No.717873517
>>717872992 (OP)
People yearn for big men.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:27:16 AM
No.717873590
>>717873686
>>717903062
>>717872992 (OP)
>Why is he so popular
Because he's one of the few Nintendo characters to canonically swear
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:27:48 AM
No.717873619
I hope we get his pirate and scientist outfits in Mario Kart
It was cool to see him as the villain in 1-3 because it was a running story essentially. I didn't like his mad scientist look in 3 though, it didn't fit him or look cool.
It was good that Nintendo decided to take a break from him for Retro's games because even though it was still DKC, it Returns and Freeze are just different plots altogether.
He's just an iconic villain in that 1) DKC was actually a good game and he was the final boss with a cool design and neat gimmick and 2) I forgot what my second point was, but he's cool. Kremlings as a whole were cool and the tribal conflict between Kongs and Kremlings was just another aspect of the games that felt right. Other than that, some people are just fags about reptile dick or something Idk they're gay for him.
you know how sonic fans hate Zavok and love Eggman? Now imagine if Eggman completely disappeared from the series from 20 years, where as Zavok appears in a Sonic amusment park at Universal
Your Anal Nightmare
8/12/2025, 2:28:50 AM
No.717873686
>>717873809
>>717927728
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:28:55 AM
No.717873695
>>717873643
I don't know who that is, sorry.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:29:33 AM
No.717873742
>>717873834
>>717873620
Why he skip leg day?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:30:47 AM
No.717873809
>>717875721
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:31:18 AM
No.717873834
>>717874061
>>717873742
Because...90s Rare
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:32:02 AM
No.717873886
>>717875494
>>717873643
If Zavok had red legs he'd be universaly loved.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:33:55 AM
No.717873995
>>717874403
>>717873620
Looks like he's an expert in brat correction
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:15 AM
No.717874020
>>717872992 (OP)
Cause he's a cool ass crocodile dinosaur muscular fat creature... he's so perfect.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:55 AM
No.717874061
>>717874313
>>717873834
Being top-heavy was a pretty well-established trend for "the big guy" trope since the old days.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:37:58 AM
No.717874220
>>717874297
>>717872992 (OP)
Just a design that has the right balance between threatening and goofy, kinda like bowser.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:39:16 AM
No.717874297
>>717874220
At least Bowser was used a lot more consistently
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:39:36 AM
No.717874313
>>717874061
There's a fun in between sprite of King K Rool before he turns giant in Jungle Climber that reminds me of the heavy pugnacious body type.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:41:14 AM
No.717874403
>>717873995
>*bonk*
>*SPLAT*
>"There, no more whining."
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:42:18 AM
No.717874460
>>717874998
>>717881675
>>717873643
I wanna see K. Rool dominate and rape Zavok now.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:51:06 AM
No.717874998
>>717874460
You could've said Zeena but suppose you are gay and don't swing the straight way so that's my last say, hope you have a nice day.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:54:07 AM
No.717875206
>>717872992 (OP)
Because he manages to be a magnificent bastard.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:06 AM
No.717875332
>>717873238
IDK DKC3 and DK64 are just kind of okay if not divisive. Will say he feels more like a character than any other DK villains though.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:39 AM
No.717875372
>>717901789
test.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:48 AM
No.717875494
>>717872992 (OP)
He's just a lot of fun and his design is really good for how simple it is. He can easily do silly or menacing as you need them. And always having a new gimmick and appearance both keeps him from getting stale and gives him a lot of personality even in the games where he doesn't speak at all.
>>717873886
His legs are fine enough, it's the plastic texturing, cyan hair, and nail polish that I fucking hate. His color scheme is just atrocious and his mouth is one of those things that only looks good as a 2D drawing.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:53 AM
No.717875503
>>717875651
>>717875859
>>717873372
I mean I feel bananza made him even more evil. He was going to rot everyone and everything just to eat them. That's even more fucked up than kidnapping and wanting to obliterate an entire island out of revenge.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:01:27 AM
No.717875651
>>717875503
Well he was stuck underground for who knows how long, after a series of catastrophic failures.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:02:18 AM
No.717875705
>>717872992 (OP)
Heβs the GOAT
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:02:27 AM
No.717875721
>>717873809
Ah, I see he is a man of culture as well.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:04:50 AM
No.717875859
>>717875503
k rool was already kinda unhinged to begin with
king of /v/ 2025 candidate?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:14:28 AM
No.717876480
>>717876102
He'd better be.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:25:15 AM
No.717877107
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:37:47 AM
No.717877763
>>717886981
>>717889303
>>717872992 (OP)
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
He was established as the villain of a major franchise and had 4 consecutive appearances in the span of 6 years.
Then the series went on an 11-year hiatus. When it returned, they only made two games, and he wasn't in either of them. Then, a second 11-year hiatus.
He's quite unremarkable by Nintendo main villain standards, but we haven't seen the guy in 25 years. Why wouldn't we be happy to see him again?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:41:53 AM
No.717877996
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:42:34 AM
No.717878029
>>717872992 (OP)
He feels like what Bowser used to be, a threat who is actually evil.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:42:58 AM
No.717878049
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:57:28 AM
No.717878832
>>717880469
>>717872992 (OP)
Nostalgia. Not just the games, but the animated show which has seen a resurgence in interest. Personally, the Donkey Kong cartoon has always been on the back of my mind.
https://youtu.be/ttK_pBRtKes?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/k_X5uf18l8U?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/1eggzBAzCZg?feature=shared
It also helps that the Kremlings look cool and have a personality.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:59:03 AM
No.717878935
OKUSAN IS HOT AND I WANT TO FUCK HER
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:08:57 AM
No.717879481
>>717872992 (OP)
David Wise gave him good music
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:10:57 AM
No.717879571
>>717880307
>>717880610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9ThkzE1rQ&list=RDiI9ThkzE1rQ&start_radio=1
his theme is a banger and immediate nostalgia flag for anyone who played the SNES games.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:13:53 AM
No.717879738
>>717872992 (OP)
He looks cool, what welse a plataformer character would need to have?
>Writing and persona...
Mario, Luigi and Wario have fans making content and fanart for generations and their only character traits are "Nice, Goofball and Nasty". People still talk about Crash and his only personality was "he looks like he is having aneurism". And don't get me started on zoomers and Peppino
Look at Sonic characters, they have tons of "lore" and yet you could pick any game from the series with no prior experience and just get "oh! He is the____ one! Got it"
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:21:47 AM
No.717880173
he's kinda goofy but then you realize he's also got terrifying presence, strength and conviction.
nothing can break this fuckers will to do the fucked up shit he wants to do, a great foil to DK, and one of the few sort of foils where both Protag and villain are equally strong and driven, usually there's a dichotomy.
>>717873278
So why do people hate this guy?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:24:19 AM
No.717880307
>>717879571
Music carries him so hard
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:25:05 AM
No.717880350
>>717876102
Iβm definitely voting for him
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:25:35 AM
No.717880383
>>717880242
Couldn't live up to the ice dragon's hype.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:27:22 AM
No.717880469
>>717878832
I legit think return to krocodile isle helped a lot in keeping k rool in peopleβs minds and making them want him back
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:29:12 AM
No.717880559
>>717880242
He was hidden in most of the marketing for no reason, making people think he was k rool, that and his boss fight is just a Frankenstein of k roolβs old fights.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:30:08 AM
No.717880610
>>717884114
>>717879571
Looking back the original SNES theme went unreasonably hard for what a simple and shitty fight it was, but everyone still remembers it fondly.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:30:57 AM
No.717880659
>>717880946
>>717872992 (OP)
So did he head the planet core after DK64 and then got petrified there for 25 years? They seemed pretty cheeky making it known that he's back after an absence.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:32:15 AM
No.717880738
>>717881247
>>717880242
There's really nothing special about him compared to the other bosses. If you told me that he was the boss of the third area instead of the last one he would fit just as well. There's also the fact that he's literally just "K.Rool if viking walrus" which is kind of lame.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:36:10 AM
No.717880946
>>717880659
I assume since Jungle Climber was his last story appearance that he fell off the banana ship when it was dragging him back into orbit and he got submerged pretty deep in the earth then dug further once he heard about the banandium root plus dragged the rest of the Kremling Krew on his hunt when they found his crash site.
I love K. Rool but it's just so convinient that he was in the core and it just so happens DK was also there to stop him and how the center of Mario's world revolves around a sentient liquid banana which just so happens to be DK's favorite thing ever.
>>717880738
I think it has more to do with the fact King K Rool has had more time and exposure to be popular. That and the fact that the new DK country games trimmed off so much that fans enjoyed about the series that they would naturally be bitter about the 'replacements'. I'm betting that now that K Rool is re-established in 10 or so years people will be wanting to Lord Frederick again to add some variety to the rouges gallery.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:45:27 AM
No.717881427
>>717882959
>>717889519
>>717881247
I don't think so, K. Rool is an iconic villain and a trickster which made him memorable whilst Frederik is just a big unremarkable warlus created because Mr. No fun allowed Miyamoto told Retro to not include kremlings for some dumb autistic reason.
>>717873620
The Kremlings in general have great designs. Clearly distinct from the greater Mario universe yet still fits in well with them.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:50:37 AM
No.717881672
Although he definitely wore it well this time and it was appropriate for his grand return, I hope Nintendo doesn't keep trying to escalate K. Rool as this planetary threat. I'm hoping for something a little goofier and low-stakes next time to bring things back to a sort of status quo for their rivalry.
>>717881243
>the center of Mario's world revolves around a sentient liquid banana
I'm happy that's canon because it's both extremely funny and makes DK's weird little corner of the Mario universe seem a lot more intrinsically connected to the rest
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:50:39 AM
No.717881675
>>717874460
You know, you don't have to ask anymore, Just make some slop for your own amusement.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:50:49 AM
No.717881684
>>717881879
>>717887115
>>717881243
You'd be surprised by how much bananas run the world.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:54:07 AM
No.717881853
>>717881247
I literally don't remember a single thing Frederik did that was cool or memorable. Yes I can see people wanting villains back for the sake of variety, but nobody is going to say "I want, specifically Frederik back". They could bring back the grape juice polar bear boss instead and it would be just as impactful. Or even the fucking Tikis. Remember those losers?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:54:44 AM
No.717881879
>>717887115
>>717881684
Those pineapple fuckers really did shit up Hawaii.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:56:53 AM
No.717881993
>>717882236
Reptiles were shorthand for "cool" in the 90s
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:58:32 AM
No.717882069
>>717883892
If Mario Earth is a banana planet, do the other planets in the region have fruits in them too? Are fruit planets the quirk of the Mario Galaxy?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:59:00 AM
No.717882087
>>717876102
100% has my vote.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:01:58 AM
No.717882208
>>717884058
smash nailed the crocodile scales
even the osteoderms on the back
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:01:58 AM
No.717882209
>>717880242
He's just too generic
All the snowmads could have just feel like enemies from some shovelware game
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:02:13 AM
No.717882221
>>717885328
>>717886462
>>717873372
He wasn't vile and sadistic in the old games. He was just as evil as Bowser in DKC
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:02:36 AM
No.717882236
>>717881993
Always have been, always will be.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:04:56 AM
No.717882347
>>717884542
>>717873620
>It was good that Nintendo decided to take a break from him for Retro's games
I don't dislike this conceptually. Which is why I never complained about it at the time.
But after several attempts over and over. I think it's pretty safe to say that none of the new villains/enemies have been anywhere close to as good as the kremlings/krool. So that's kind of sad.
If you're going to replace something really good, at least have a solid idea to replace it with. It's not really something you should just wing.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:14:34 AM
No.717882851
>>717872992 (OP)
people want to fuck him
>>717881427
I don't think Miyamoto or anyone at Nintendo ever banned the K. Rool or the Kremlings. When you look the timeline, you'll see that K. Rool featured Barrel Blast, Jungle Climber, and Mario Sluggers, all games that came out only 2-3 years before DKCR and likely coincided with its development, seems awfully weird for Miyamoto to suddenly develop a burning hatred for the Kremlings specifically, not any other Rare creations like Diddy Kong. What I think is more likely is that Nintendo was simply apathetic towards them, which why they were relegated to spinoffs. It was probably Retro who didn't want to use K. Rool, and Nintendo, not particularly caring one way or another, didn't bat an eye
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:22:46 AM
No.717883289
>>717935378
>>717881430
We need more kremladies
>>717881247
Maybe Rool and Fredrik could team up to get revenge on DK down the line
Which inevitably means Fredrik gets backstabbed as soon as K. Rool doesn't need him around
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:26:29 AM
No.717883504
>>717883319
>King K Rool makes Fredrik into a rug or a spiffy new cape.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:27:12 AM
No.717883536
>>717883319
I did once think of a plot for the two to team up for a game.
You first play as King K Rool in a tutorial-like level in the Northern Kremisphere, plowing through the Snowmads before confronting Frederik. The two fight but after the tutorial boss ends it concludes with them reaching some kind of alliance when they both realize they have a shared enemy in DK.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:27:21 AM
No.717883543
>>717872992 (OP)
He's the biggest asshole in the entire Nintendo multiverse and he made sure kids remembered that every time he showed up. Many children never did get past that second phase in DKC2 where he starts shooting the puffs of smoke.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:27:33 AM
No.717883553
>>717883704
>>717884143
>>717882959
hopefully if we ever get a returns 3 k. rool will be center stage
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:28:34 AM
No.717883608
>>717872992 (OP)
he was a cool and iconic character that got shoved into the freezer after rare stopped working on the IP. imagine if Bowser stopped showing up after Mario 64, it's a mix of both him being iconic and seeing how almost every single replacement for him just wasn't as good for multiple console generations.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:29:37 AM
No.717883668
>>717881430
Bananza DLC with Kalypso, Funky Kong, Kkudge, Candy Kong, Kopter, Chunky and Lanky Kong when?
WHEN?!!
Reminder that K. Rool's final smash doesn't actually show the opponents on the island, he just blew it up for the fuck of it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:30:27 AM
No.717883704
>>717883553
I love how the Retro Country games play and the level design both mechanically and art wise but there's something about a few of the new enemies that just look off at times. I'd honestly like Nintendo in house to handle new Kremling enemy or boss designs.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:33:25 AM
No.717883883
>>717884092
>>717880242
He's not K. Rool, that's why. Also 99% of people can't remember that dude's name without looking it up. Should've called him something cool like C. Drake
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:33:33 AM
No.717883892
>>717884309
>>717882069
Foods moderate the Earth.
>Mushrooms
>Bananas
>Fruit (Yoshi)
They all serve the planet in some way.
>>717883319
I came up with this in a previous DK thread, but I want the Snowmads and the Kongs to fight together against the Kremlings.
>Kremlings invade the Snowmads' lands
>Fredrik allies with DK to fight K Rool and Skowl, who betrayed the Snowmads
>They both beat the K Rool and peace is restored
>Until the Snowmads try to forcibly absorb the Kongs into their tribe
>The Kongs' slight resistance to met with full force, making Fredrik the main villain
Something something generational trauma and immigration
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:33:41 AM
No.717883902
>>717884024
>>718004253
>>717882959
There's also Jungle Beat to consider. I think that Nintendo prefers working with their own characters at least their older devs did. The younger devs, (relatively speaking), seem a bit more open to the collaborations with outside influences. Also when you consider that Bananza has K Rool and the theme park has Tiki Tong, they could have easily had K Rool in the theme park instead as they had to be planning for K Rool a lot longer with these dev times. Nintendo is simply celebrating a lot more of DK now than before.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:35:48 AM
No.717884024
>>717889393
>>717883902
Tiki Tong always felt more like a Crash Bandicoot character to me then a DK one.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:36:30 AM
No.717884058
>>717885950
>>717882208
>that short ass tail
bananza gave him his long tail back, which fits him great
he's probably gonna get back that in the next smash too
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:37:11 AM
No.717884092
>>717883883
The name is a clear flaw. Back when I was a kid and I played the first DKC game, King K Rool honestly only had three noteworthy things that made him memorable. Kick ass boss music, the end credits fake-out and the fun name pun. That was a lot for the time and Rare only built on from that point forward.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:37:30 AM
No.717884114
>>717880610
toby fox took notes
>>717883553
I'd kill for a new DKC by retro where you once again raid Crocodile Isle.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:38:59 AM
No.717884194
>>717884340
>>717884412
>game gives you a "hats" option in the postgame
>mining helmet is the only option
>can't get K. Rool's crown
>can't even get something funny like a replica Mario hat or some of the Odyssey hats
At least Odyssey had the decency to give you a crown when you beat Dark Side.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:40:52 AM
No.717884276
>>717884143
If Crocodile Island comes back they need to make it a continuation of where the island is now.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:41:27 AM
No.717884307
>>717883701
Then how do the opponents take damage from it? Do they psychically feel the damage done to the island? Are they damaged out of pure fear/embarrassment for the island? Did something else hit them offscreen?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:41:29 AM
No.717884309
>>717883892
What Frederick and the snowmads need to make them more notable are unique quirks we learn about them as the game progresses, something that other Mario/ DK enemies don't have yet.
What could be cool is if we see Fredericks father, maybe their father son dynamic, (both being adults instead of father child dynamic that Bowser and Jr have), could make him more memorable.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:42:06 AM
No.717884332
>>717884143
>Crocodile Isle becomes an Atlantis esque city since it suck with the Kremlings that stayed behind evolving Kronosaurus or lioplorodeun esque features.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:42:16 AM
No.717884340
>>717884194
the cosmetics in general are super half baked. all the outfits are just pants recolors too, meanwhile Mario gets all sorts of unique outfits. thankfully their effects are minor so I can play as default DK with little consequence.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:43:37 AM
No.717884412
>>717884696
>>717884194
>can't get K. Rool's crown
Go back and explore some more
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:44:29 AM
No.717884452
A fun idea I'd like to see some anons do here is come up with new concepts for Donkey Kong villains wether they are individuals or factions.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:46:09 AM
No.717884542
>>717884836
>>717873620
>I didn't like his mad scientist look in 3 though, it didn't fit him or look cool.
I think it does, the Kremlings are consistently shown to be pretty industrial. Unlike the Koopas who use dark magic, the Kremlings only seem to use magic in terms of controlling it like a Nazi Scientist would. Or ghosts which I think is just a byproduct of their hellhole being a hellhole and not something they actively invoked.
>>717882347
>But after several attempts over and over. I think it's pretty safe to say that none of the new villains/enemies have been anywhere close to as good as the kremlings/krool. So that's kind of sad.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the Snowmads were so painfully close to being great. The Sea Lion and the Polar Bear were fantastic, the premise was fantastic, the Snowmads were really held back by 3 things, in order of least to great
>Retro's art style for DKC being pretty weak overall, too cartoony and soft. Rare's DKC focused heavily on creating environments that felt real and they should've leaned a bit more towards that. The eyes on characters also look really weird, with Rambi being a good example.
>Not sticking to the arctic animal motiff for bosses. I get it can be tricky since arctic animals are limited compared to other biomes but the Baboons and a Pufferfish weren't good ideas
>Lord Fredrik was dogshit. You see walruses as generic enemies so that's not special. His design isn't special. He doesn't have a personality. Him being covered in shadows and having K. Rool's build set up expectations of him being K. Rool which, I wouldn't think would be a good twist, but it would've been something compared to Fredrik's nothing. If the Snowmads return they need a new leader.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:46:35 AM
No.717884561
He's the King Von of Mario.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:49:24 AM
No.717884696
>>717884143
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see Crocodile Isle in all its gloomy grimy glory in a modern day game, but that'd be a little tricky considering it's at the bottom of the ocean.
I'd like to see it dredged up in a way where everything's all waterlogged now, but even then K. Rool's castle and everything above the forest layer was obliterated by the Kore explosion.
I also don't actually trust Retro to get the aesthetic right. Bananza also doesn't really look like classic DK most of the time but they got the look basically perfect when they were trying to imitate the classic designs and environments. Retro can make some pretty environments but they're all very clean and their character designs (at least for DK games) are generally weak and mid-2000's Dreamworks-y.
>>717884412
Anon I'd like to believe you and go on some wild goose chase but if the autists at Mariowiki haven't found it I doubt it's real.
Is Squiddicus the best contribution Retro made to the DKC universe?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:51:43 AM
No.717884836
>>717884542
The one anon that said an Orca would make for a great Snowmad leader was on to something. Though I'm also biased since I made a DK oc who's an orca who's race is anthro sea mammals like whales, dolphins and that sort called Dolfends and Dolfiends. Also I've got to say with the Snowmads that Skowl, Pompy and Bashmaster were great as a tradeoff to Fredrick's underwhelming nature. Honestly if the ice dragon from the horn he uses was the true final boss that might've balanced out more.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:55:56 AM
No.717885057
>>717884829
He's one of the only Returns-era characters that actually made any kind of impression. I like that he's fucking massive and yet spiteful enough to follow the kongs across the ocean in two games for literally no reason. K. Rool should hire him.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:00:57 AM
No.717885328
>>717885431
>>717882221
In DKC1 and DKL, he's really no worse than King Dedede used to be, he just stole a lot food.
Oddly enough, Smash's K.Rool isn't too bad either, WiiU said he potentially could've been one of DK's best friends and in Banjo's trailer he was just napping at DK's.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:02:49 AM
No.717885431
>>717887219
>>717885328
>In DKC1 and DKL, he's really no worse than King Dedede used to be, he just stole a lot food.
To starve the kongs out of DK Isle and to be a spiteful fuck. He also kidnapped Diddy and began industrializing and polluting the island. DKL yeah he's just kind of going along with Cranky's plan I guess.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:06:24 AM
No.717885617
>>717872992 (OP)
Everyone loves a classic cartoon ass villain. Bowser is too sanitized these days and Dedede was only ever a villain like twice. K. Rool is a big, fat, ugly bastard who dominates every scene he's in, he's just a fun campy villain and people like that. It's the same reason why Dr. Eggman has such a cult following.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:09:44 AM
No.717885796
>>717883701
If you look carefully the opponent is actually just casually hanging out inside of the DK Island eye. It's a bit more noticeable when you hit multiple characters with it at once.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:12:31 AM
No.717885950
>>717884058
Bananza takes place before Smash, his tail partially rotted away as price for his impudence.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:12:36 AM
No.717885956
>>717884829
Squiddicus is the best character addition besides Bushmaster and those cool fish monsters in Twilight Terror though I think the Retro games do add very top notch locations and levels as a tradeoff for the enemy and character design not always hitting. Hate Professor Chops ugly mug though, I hope he gets turned into a bacon and cheese angus burger
>>717882221
Not really. Look at the Kremlings in DKC2 and look at the Koopa Troop. Even in DKC1, there was a grit to the Kremlings that the Koopas don't have and really never had. The graphics really played a part in it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:24:16 AM
No.717886554
>>717886462
yeah both visuals and audio are much better than anything else in that era. nobody whose play these games will ever forget this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ34SGBtVU
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:25:06 AM
No.717886581
>>717872992 (OP)
The rare games were fun (even 64, despite it's glaring flaws), plus the tikis and viking walrus things were boring.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:27:31 AM
No.717886702
>>717886737
>>717872992 (OP)
>Why is he so popular
A couple streamers wanted him in smash, and the raving rosterfags born after 1995 who don't play video games all just parroted what they said.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:28:21 AM
No.717886737
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:28:33 AM
No.717886752
>15 banana birds in DKC3
>61 banana bird fossils in Bananza
it warms my heart to know that there are more dead birds than alive birds in the franchise now
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:30:09 AM
No.717886821
>>717876102
It's gotta be. It's truly his year. Unless The Long Quiet and The Princess can win as a pair, like they should have last year.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:33:26 AM
No.717886981
>>717877763
>"Then, a second 11-year hiatus."
>DKC:TF release day Feb 11 2014
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:36:54 AM
No.717887115
>>717881879
>>717881684
The company that went on to be Chiquita got the CIA to stage a coup in Guatemala for them. Fruit is serious business.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:38:51 AM
No.717887219
>>717887393
>>717948294
>>717885431
>To starve the kongs out of DK Isle
That was one of the two possible answers Rare had for why K.Rool stole the horde, if K.Rool just wanted the Kongs dead, he wouldn't have bothered kidnapping DK for a banana ransom, it's clear by now that the series has settled on K.Rool wanting to steal the banana horde because he just likes eating rotten bananas.
K.Rool didn't even touch the banana trees, Dedede on the other hand also stole Dream Land's main source of food, so not only did he take a ton of food, he made sure no one else could get anymore food, Dedede somehow managed to create a food shortage on a planet that had already solved world hunger and when he lost to Kirby for the first time he got so angry that he immediately did the whole thing again.
Dedede is a true hero now, but he used to be an asshole, K.Rool used to only be an asshole, but now he want to kill and eat everyone.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:40:26 AM
No.717887276
>>717888486
Honestly, I don't think K. Rool should like bananas. It's more interesting if he doesn't care about them or hates them.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:42:00 AM
No.717887353
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:43:05 AM
No.717887393
>>717888486
>>717887219
>if K.Rool just wanted the Kongs dead, he wouldn't have bothered kidnapping DK for a banana ransom
I didn't see that as a realistic offer, and in-game he says they'll never see DK again. I saw it as him just going out of his way to torture the kongs. You see this with him making them think they rescued DK in Stronghold Showdown, and then in his fight where he starts off abusing DK pretty brutally.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:54:08 AM
No.717887882
>>717891565
>>717873472
>King K.Rool has no tail
>Klump and Krusher do though
That's so kursed man.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:59:06 AM
No.717888107
>>717888562
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:07:36 AM
No.717888486
>>717887276
I think him liking bananas gives him a role that's almost like a cross between Bowser and Wario for DK, he's strongfat, he eats like shit and he fucking sucks, but he is also king to his reptilian subjects who will quite literally follow him to the ends of the earth and back.
>>717887393
K.Rool left two notes in DKC2, the first was the ransom, the second was found at Gangplank Galleon, after the Kongs had chosen to not give up the horde, no shit they're never going to see DK again if they aren't going to pay up.
Something I also forgot to mention is that while bananas are the Kong's favorite food, there's plenty of other fruit to eat on DK Isle, stealing the horde wouldn't starve them regardless.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:09:23 AM
No.717888562
>>717880242
It's funny, everyone decried K. Rool as a shitty Bowser ripoff when the DKC trilogy was made, now they despise DK having any other villains besides him. Mario fans at least like his other villains and enjoyed their appearances even though most of them were one-offs like Tiki Tong and Lord Fredrik.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:17:20 AM
No.717888914
>>717888652
Mario fans also have plenty of games with Bowser as the antagonist, far more than DK did. When DK gets to the level of Mario in terms of games where K. Rool is the main antagonist of Donkey Kong, then we can bring in some more Tiki Tongs and Fredriks.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:20:24 AM
No.717889028
>>717889601
>>717889709
>>717888652
Marios one off villains typically aren't as generic and soulless as the tikis or snowmads though
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:21:12 AM
No.717889052
K. Rool is K. Kool
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:23:06 AM
No.717889152
>>717985821
>>717888652
K. Rool is more interesting than Bowser (at least strictly in 2d platformers) because he had a built-in gimmick to his personality that would really help reduce villain fatigue.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:26:07 AM
No.717889303
>>717908685
>>717877763
>DK king of swing and jungle climber don;t cause cause reasons
>jungle beat doesn't count cause reasons
fag
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:26:14 AM
No.717889313
>>717882959
It's a lot like when Hasbro acquired Tonka and the Go-Bots property, for years and years they barely did anything with the Go-Bots because they were apathetic towards then with only some "hahaha Go-Bots suck we'll kill Cy-Kill in a bunch of comics to show how much they suck" and only relatively recently have started using the Go-Bots characters and material in the Transformers universe.
>>717872992 (OP)
Because crocodiles are fucking aweseome, saturday morning cartoony villain scthick with different costumes is aweseome, and his being actually unironically an evil bastard unlike Bowser is also fucking cool. He is just a really awesome character, he is basically like a giant evil daffy duck. Which sits in strong contrast to most of Nintendo's cast, being a heavily western design both in inspiration and aesthetic.
Aside from my fanboy sperging, he gained a gigantic boost in notoriety after smash ultimate, and prior to that, a long kampaign of being considered an underdog on a meta level because Retro refused to use him and would have rather not made a new DK game for an entire 10 years than even bother acknowledging him in any capacity.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:28:13 AM
No.717889393
>>717891318
>>717884024
Donkey Kong vs Uka-Uka
Crash vs K. Rool
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:28:44 AM
No.717889419
>>717889725
>>717889316
apparently, for the Switch Port of Tropical Freeze, they wanted to add K.Rool as a hidden super boss at the end of the Secret World, but Nintendo said no, because they wanted Smash Ult to be his big Komeback.
Which honestly, was probably the korrect call.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:28:56 AM
No.717889430
>>717889725
>>717905094
>>717889316
>and would have rather not made a new DK game for an entire 10 years than even bother acknowledging him in any capacity.
There were rumors Retro wanted to add him in the switch version of Tropical Freeze but was shot down so Sakurai could unveil him in Smash. But Retro wasn't considering making a DKC3, they were busy with their own IP which was in development hell for years before getting axed. Retro mismanaged themselves really fucking bad for years and it's insane how Nintendo allowed that.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:30:38 AM
No.717889519
>>717889725
>>717881427
>because Mr. No fun allowed Miyamoto told Retro to not include kremlings for some dumb autistic reason.
this is a lie btw.
Retro themselves didn't want to do kremlings as well.
They wanted to try and craft their own villain group.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:32:00 AM
No.717889569
>>717884829
I still wish he had been in the Splatoon games as the boss of a mode where you have to fend him off before he reaches and destroys the city.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:32:35 AM
No.717889596
>>717889632
Reminder, the last area in tropical freeze is a shortened re-make of the entire Dkc snes game. Pretty much every level in the last area of tropical freeze is based on a world in Dkc on snes, which makes sense because it's the same island
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:32:44 AM
No.717889601
>>717889028
Tikis sucked but I actually really dug the Snowmads
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:33:45 AM
No.717889632
>>717890202
>>717889596
the last Island in TF is just all the worlds from Returns shorted into one level. You even see the Robot from the Factory and that Fucking Bat from the Mines.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:35:38 AM
No.717889709
>>717889883
>>717889028
The Kremlings were just as soulless and generic in the first Country game, don't kid yourself.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:36:10 AM
No.717889725
>>717890519
>>717889419
I think it would have been cool (no pun intended) and I do think the smash reveal was timed like at the exact precise time it could have been for maximum hype (people were honestly starting to give up at the time) but man, it's like... you didn't just do that in the first place, why? Don't tell me there wasn't dev time you made a set peice for every damn level.
>>717889430
Yeah, I heard that rumor. It's been really disappointing to watch DK and Metroid suffer because of it. I think making them do both series was a mistake, as much as they wanted to work on it and I think Tropical Freeze is good, it was just too much for them to balance alongside their original works. (Unlike another certain development studio.)
>>717889519
And the best they could do is not-kremlings, and not-k rool. Pathetic. AT least the Bananza OCs are entertaining and have their own character. What a wasted opportunity putting Tiki Tong of all characters in the amusement park. We coulda had Krazy Kremland irl. Imagine.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:40:27 AM
No.717889883
>>717890153
>>717889709
I disagree, they have pretty iconic sound effects and designs looking intimidating but still having a goofy side. K. Rool's boss fight which manages to showcase his personality really does heavy lifting for them. You are right in that it's not until DKC2 that really solidifies them.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:47:10 AM
No.717890153
>>717889883
Anyone who thinks the Kremlings are generic because they are koopa-adjecent due to being reptiles is gay and retarded. They are redesigns of battletoads-esque Rare characters that would have featured in a space game about the kremling armada. If anything they are more similar to TMNT than koopas, even if both are turtles, based off what they were designed after. You can even see a bit of Battletoads influence in the original kremlings renders from DKC1, with their armor and military getups, mohwaks, etc.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:48:18 AM
No.717890202
>>717889632
Tropical Freeze was funny to me, because that last world genuinely made me nostalgic for a game that I actually beat like, 5 months before I played Tropical Freeze
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:51:35 AM
No.717890326
>>717891232
>>717886462
The thing with Koopas is that the second Bowser is put next to them he immediately looks less evil because Koopas simply don't look evil
Kremlings don't have that so as a result K. Rool never stops "looking evil"
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:56:38 AM
No.717890519
>>717890981
>>717889725
I personally like the Snowmads, they got good designs and charm.
Either way I have said for years once we get DKCR 3 we'll get the Kremlings in it, so you fags can get over it.
You'll just call them soulless anyhow like you've been dying to do for 15 years
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:01:24 AM
No.717890726
guys open the game right now and beat your chest like DK with the joycons
>>717873372
didn't bowser tried to reset the universe that one time
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:04:39 AM
No.717890859
>>717891112
>>717872992 (OP)
Cranky Kong could whip his ass
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:07:49 AM
No.717890981
>>717891156
>>717890519
The snowmads were better than the tikis at least, and I agree DKCR3 would have the kremlings, but I don't think DKCR3 is going to be by retro honestly. Nintendo wants to do more with DK and doing that requires that they unshackle him and his universe from that one dev. I don't honestly think I will ever like the tikis are snowmads, I mean who the hell thinks they're memorable? Ain't nobody clamoring for them to come back. I'm all for DK having new side villains, I just did not like the damnatio memoriae the kremlings had been under in favor of what were effectively just lesser versions of their same theme-based gimmick.
>>717888652
Void was really good and hes not K. Rool.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:08:20 AM
No.717891003
>>717884829
>the sylux of DKC
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:11:19 AM
No.717891112
>>717890859
Cranky Kong did whip his ass that's why he was taking a dirt nap
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:11:51 AM
No.717891134
>>717912439
>>717888652
The koopalings are overused, the kremlings are underused, simple as.
>>717890992
This and every other reply to your post.
I would like to see Void Kong return too. I don't think his crew will go back to being bad guys though, so the likeihood of him having any power might be low. It would be fun to see him come back as this perpetual jobber to both DK and K Rool and being forced to bick one side or betray people randomly. I could see him being a gigantic little shit or being the salacious crumb to K Rool's jabba the hutt.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:12:20 AM
No.717891156
>>717891373
>>717890981
I think the Snowmads could work if Fredrick had just a little more presence and personality. His generals seemed to get more personality than what he got.
Whatβs with his belly slaps?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:14:42 AM
No.717891232
>>717890326
Yeah, the Koopas are too 'cute'. The Goombas look more evil than they do and the Hammer Bro method of attack makes them threatening enough. I'd wager the Koopa Troop should have just been goombas and hammer bros. and let the regular Koopas be neutral or good. Or do what Paper Mario did and have the red koopas wear shades and spiked armbands.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:17:14 AM
No.717891318
>>717889393
I know people aren't big on Crash of the Titans but I do think Uka Uka having a boss fight where he uses a plant body is pretty cool. Also I feel King K Rool would make for a fun Crash boss since can't just spin or jump into him cause of the crown and belly armour.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:18:30 AM
No.717891373
>>717891156
Yeah, I think maybe they could have played up him being kind of more brutish than K Rool (though plenty haughty he be). He does act a little like a football player in his boss fight, and seems to throw tantrums easier than K Rool, that's the most personality we saw from him. If I were to write him a personality, it'd be someone who has no pretense of being a king or sophisticated like K Rool is, he's just there to take shit for the sake of taking things because it's a part of his viking larp. Or write him as someone who thinks he is just harvesting crops from uninhabited islands and is just genuinely confused as to why these monkeys are fucking with him constantly.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:19:07 AM
No.717891395
>>717873620
>I didn't like his mad scientist look in 3 though, it didn't fit him or look cool.
Same it didn't feel like a donkey kong country game at all to me. It felt generic. Only later I found out why; Because DKC3 was made by newer developers. While the core team was busy making DK64.
But the DKC3 we received was not what was originally planned. I remember reading a leak that stated DKC3 was supposed to be set in a city, called new kong city. And DK junior was the one who was kidnapped by K.rool. Dont know what kongs were supposed to be the duo. But they scrapped the idea when the core team moved on to make dk64 and the new developers came on board.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:21:50 AM
No.717891510
>>717891597
>>717891202
Nintendo is very fascinated with a major aspect of K Rool's character is that he is fat with a capital C H E E S E B U R G E R. So that's a catchphrase of his now.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:23:16 AM
No.717891565
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:24:05 AM
No.717891597
>>717891510
is K Rool nintendo's fattest major character?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:27:00 AM
No.717891721
>>717891968
>>717912439
>>717890992
He's been the best new Donkey Kong villain easily, just a lla round great personality, character design and he shows non K Rool villains can work even if everyone including me was happy to see the beloved crocodilian conquerer
>>717891721
void is cool but the regular enemies in bananza suck shit, an inverse of Retro making generally ok regular baddies with dogshit bosses. feels like we'll never see a good and cohesive full roster of baddies in these games again
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:00:13 AM
No.717893052
>>717919639
>>717891968
I'm personally baffled why you don't see Kremlings in postgame. I figured that was a slam dunk way to make going back through the early layers for cleanup/postgame less of a snoozefest but instead it's the same mooks as always even though the models were used in the final layer.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:02:38 AM
No.717893140
>>717891968
I hope if they do a sequel they have more organic bosses since I get the idea behind them being terrain focused but them being actual loving things you beat up has more appeal to me honestly hence why Poppy, Void and King K Rool are some of the better bosses in the game.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:05:57 AM
No.717893269
>>717890805
Universe resets are so comically evil they hardly count for sadism.
Why does Fredrik even takeover DK Island? The Snowmads are nomads, obviously, so they aren't looking for a new place to live, they have to want something from the island itself, right?
Wrong, they just freeze the island, park their ship on top of it and takeover, that's all they do, they don't even go for the horde specifically.
Fuck, they actually had an opportunity to call back to DKC2 by having them steal the horde and then dip, forcing the Kongs to give chase into uncharted territory.
Also, why not a full-on yeti as their leader? What better thing to lead the Snowmads than an actual cryptid, you could even have that be the reason why their true identity is teased in marketing despite them not being K.Rool, the antagonist themselves are undocumented.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:13:18 AM
No.717893530
>>717962048
>>717893328
It's hegelian dialectics.
The kongs are thesis, the snowmads are antithesis. Lazy apes on a tropical island vs. Warrior penguins and pinnipeds from colder climates. Conquerors and the soln to be conquered
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:28:04 AM
No.717894112
I don't hate new DK but K. Rool and Kritters getting subtle redesigns to resemble their rare designs MORE confuses me
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:31:37 AM
No.717894230
>>717895926
>>717872992 (OP)
>7 hours long
>120 replies on a new game that just came out
Why is he so unpopular?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:18:04 AM
No.717895926
>>717894230
k rool dominated discussion on the game despite only showing up at the very last hour
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:20:36 AM
No.717896029
>>717880242
He's too fat. Acceptable fatness is a narrow window.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:29:37 AM
No.717896341
>>717872992 (OP)
i'm american
I appreciate a villain who uses firearms
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:35:54 AM
No.717896576
>>717891968
bananza enemies exist to teach you new mechanics, in the DKC games they were obstacles that allow you to generate/maintain tempo
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:39:36 AM
No.717896720
>>717880242
No chest, also missed oppertunity for ViKing K. Rool
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:42:36 AM
No.717896830
>>717891202
Belly Drum halves your HP and raises your Attack by +6 stages
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:02:17 AM
No.717897665
For me, it's okusan
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:29:32 AM
No.717898752
>>717901940
>>717928140
>>717891202
He's large, in charge, and proud of it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:08:55 PM
No.717900440
>>717901971
>>717928265
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:41:27 PM
No.717901789
>>717875372
s e x and plenty
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:45:04 PM
No.717901940
>>717903198
>>717898752
rare did it better
this whole cartoony, man child appealing shit is nauseating
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:45:49 PM
No.717901971
>>717900440
Lol nice reference, made me chuckle. Upvoted
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:49:48 PM
No.717902121
>>717902174
>>717902265
>>717872992 (OP)
because in a game series with mediocre music, he had an incredible track associated with him
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:51:07 PM
No.717902174
>>717902263
>>717902267
>>717902121
>in a game series with mediocre music
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:53:15 PM
No.717902263
>>717902174
Chronic contrarianism is a hell of a drug.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:53:17 PM
No.717902265
>>717902121
b8 used 2 be believable bro
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:53:17 PM
No.717902267
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:06:25 PM
No.717902867
>>717886462
That doesn't change what I said. He was no more evil than Bowser at the time.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:10:05 PM
No.717902995
He's kind of like Bowser if Bowser was actually a villain rather than an anti-villain.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:11:06 PM
No.717903027
>>717872992 (OP)
Same body type as me, and he rocks it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:12:06 PM
No.717903062
>>717903168
>>717873590
What did he say?
Probably bugger or fanny or wank since he is of British descent.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:13:30 PM
No.717903123
>>717975000
>>717873643
I thought that the general conscious even in the most autistic quarters of Sonic fandom was hatred towards that guy and his crew. Mostly BECAUSE they replaced Eggman.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:14:32 PM
No.717903168
>>717903062
he called DK the word
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:15:16 PM
No.717903198
>>717901940
Ah yes cause when Rare did DK64, K Rool was not at all cartoony there.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:18:27 PM
No.717903330
>>717891202
British just made him fat because lol fat people.
Japan think being fat is part of some offshoot of Samurai culture and slapping the belly is part of that so essentially make him a Sumo Wrestler because they think it's badass.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:41:37 PM
No.717904295
>>717893328
I thought that giant ice dragon that froze the island at the start would be the true final boss or something, then that comes of it is Frederick firing off a really small one in his fight. It was an abstract feeling of hilarity and disappointment.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:00:40 PM
No.717905094
>>717889430
> they were busy with their own IP which was in development hell for years before getting axed.
That leaked game makes me question who Retro is hiring. The Harmony game and character designs reminded me of fisher-price toys more than anything. They clearly can still design for the Metroid series so who was pushing for the kids slop?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:57 PM
No.717905617
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:13:23 PM
No.717905637
>>717872992 (OP)
Boomers who can't let go of a mediocre platformer
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:22:24 PM
No.717906068
>>717881243
Some things you just don't question.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:24:15 PM
No.717906136
>>717906607
does anyone have the sadam hussein meme with krool?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:33:59 PM
No.717906607
>>717907740
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:55:41 PM
No.717907740
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:58:49 PM
No.717907913
He's racist and everyone can relate to that.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:00:46 PM
No.717908000
>>717872992 (OP)
its that smash theme
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:10:03 PM
No.717908481
>>717872992 (OP)
I always liked that he's so tough. Especially compared to someone like Bowser, he needs a lot of hits to go down, and then he'll get back up.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:13:58 PM
No.717908685
>>717889303
He doesn't appear in jungle beat
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:17:19 PM
No.717908864
>>717909308
>>717909524
>>717889316
>his being actually unironically an evil bastard unlike Bowser
What do you mean by this? Bowser has made plans to literally destroy the universe and recreate it in his image
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:25:33 PM
No.717909308
>>717909524
>>717908864
>Bowser has made plans to literally destroy the universe and recreate it in his image
Nah, he is the "MUH PEACH" guy now.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:29:04 PM
No.717909524
>>717913123
>>717908864
>>717909308
He's been the "MUH PEACH" guy since SMRPG. Spinoff Bowser is always lighter than main game Bowser, that isn't a new thing.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:36:09 PM
No.717909931
>>717913243
Why is king k rool's tail so inconsistent?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:39:18 PM
No.717910085
>>717890805
If you're talking about Galaxy I'm pretty sure he just wanted to create his own universe and accidentally reseted it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:12:00 PM
No.717912151
>>717912654
>>717913243
Is K. Lumsy related to K. Rool at all?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:16:25 PM
No.717912439
>>717890992
>>717891134
>>717891721
I like the neutral respect the enemy Kongs have with one another. After you beat Void, you can meet with Grumpy at the boss arena where he'll say while Void's greedy, Grumpy personally respects that drive. It fits his character and it makes senses when you beat Grumpy, he just lets you go, eventually siding with you. A lesser game would make Void completely irredeemable with his henchmen saying "He's gone too far." They knew what they signed up for, but eventually turned away from it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:18:31 PM
No.717912574
Void is just Mojo Jojo essentially.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:19:52 PM
No.717912654
>>717953239
>>717912151
No, jap fanfiction/mistranslation just like king and kaptain being brothers
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:21:57 PM
No.717912773
>>717913059
>>717914714
>Bowser takes Bowser Jr. shopping with him and buys him a treat for doing well in class
>King K Rool would leave his kid in the car, AC fully on mind you, reptiles don't like the cold and Gang-Plank Galleon at full volume
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:26:38 PM
No.717913059
>>717912773
I like to think K. Rool would treat his kid well, and perhaps it'd backfire on him and he would become extremely spoiled and constantly cause problems.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:27:39 PM
No.717913123
>>717909524
It's on and off. In the RPGs where he's hostile he makes it pretty clear he wants to kill Mario. In the first PM he assumed Mario was actually dead after the beatdown he gave him in the opening.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:29:49 PM
No.717913243
>>717909931
Rare's depiction of his tail was always consistent. The cartoon removed his tail despite all of the other Kremlings having theirs, which may have been because it's hard to see in his original appearance and went unnoticed (the green balls they added to the tips of his crown points are from a visual glitch during the fight, so he was already influenced by mistaken impression there). Confusingly enough, his Melee trophy based on his DK64 model gave him a very small tail despite it being at its most prominent in that game. The Nintendo design used in the Paon spinoffs likely removed the tail again because of the influence of the cartoon, which was surprisingly popular in Japan for its visual novelty and all-star dub cast (Rei Ayanami was Diddy Kong). Smash Ultimate's compromise of a tiny stub tail was probably to avoid clipping issues with his cape, as the game already has more clipping than a chain of salons, but it's worth noting it's identical to how his tail looked on the Melee trophy. Bananza finally restored it to Rare's original length.
>>717912151
That was a conceit of the Japanese localization, so if he ever comes up again, it's likely to be referenced. Even Bowser's obscure brother was reaffirmed in Ultimate for the hell of it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:32:29 PM
No.717913403
>>717893328
They are kind of doing a conquest of everything in the area. In Tropical Freeze, you go to a bunch of different islands, and they are all set up there for some reason or another. Like turning the island with giant fruit into a big Popsicle Factory. DK Isle was turned into their headquaters I guess.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:42:30 PM
No.717914054
>>717914167
>>717926378
>>717881243
>DK was also there to stop him and how the center of Mario's world
Donkey Kong was Nintendo's first videogame mascot. Mario didn't take the crown until the run away success of Super Mario Bros in 1985.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:44:08 PM
No.717914167
>>717914359
>>717914054
Didn't Nintendo make Popeye first or was that what became DK?
I ask this because i do recall there being a Popeye Arcade game.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:47:01 PM
No.717914359
>>717914470
>>717914167
I think they ended up not getting the rights so they just changed the changed the characters.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:48:27 PM
No.717914470
>>717914359
I could see that. Jumpman being Popeye, the hammer being Spinach and DK being Bluto.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:52:18 PM
No.717914714
>>717915672
>>717916285
>>717912773
I like to thing in the same way Bowser loves his son, King K. Rool is afraid of his wife.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:06:58 PM
No.717915672
>>717915826
>>717916095
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:09:24 PM
No.717915826
>>717915672
okusan bros...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:13:05 PM
No.717916095
>>717915672
Why do I get the feeling that if in the DK movie if K Rool becomes the main antagonist, we will see his wife appear.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:15:40 PM
No.717916285
>>717914714
My headcannon is his desire to eat the world is a result of him going overboard after his wife divorced him for the pots and pans incident
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:22:43 PM
No.717916763
>>717916821
THERE'S SO MUCH DELTARUNE!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:23:34 PM
No.717916821
>>717916889
>>717919638
>>717916763
This is not the map thread
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:24:42 PM
No.717916889
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:43:42 PM
No.717918124
>>717918331
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:46:43 PM
No.717918331
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:07:11 PM
No.717919638
>>717919708
>>717922732
>>717916821
Okusan w-would never!!!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:07:11 PM
No.717919639
>>717919784
>>717893052
I assume it's because at least some of the Kremlings have different properties than the standard enemies. Kritters are faster and a lot more aggressive than crocoids and Kabooms can't be punched because of the spikes. There might be more differences but the other enemies don't really appear enough for me to tell.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:08:13 PM
No.717919708
>>717919638
I replied to the wrong post :(
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:09:16 PM
No.717919784
>>717920115
>>717919639
That's my point for why they should be included, to spice up areas and not just make it a matter of strip-mining areas with the elephant while mulching through enemies by accident.The rehearsals show they knew how to make intricate combat and platforming challenges, they just didn't for most of the game.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:12:43 PM
No.717920007
>>717880242
Looked too close to K.Rool and inevitably disappointed people when it was revealed he was an original character. If they didn't want people to bitch so much, they could've made the main villain anything other than a fat bastard.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:14:26 PM
No.717920115
>>717920423
>>717919784
Every game they make is forcibly made with the assumption that it's a toddler's first video game, and they always in fact will be. They aren't allowed to make challenges outside of optional postgame shit sequestered away from the main levels.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:19:45 PM
No.717920423
>>717921224
>>717920115
>never allowed to turn off the tutorial videos for the downward air punch near relevant features since Little Timmy might not remember what do to
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:32:17 PM
No.717921224
>>717920423
That pissed me off to no end
It ruined the part where Void traps DK in the purple crystal too
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:55:32 PM
No.717922732
>>717923968
>>717927638
>>717919638
she looks stupid, a poor mans bowsette
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:14:25 PM
No.717923940
>>717924294
>>717925675
>>717880242
Reminder that the Tiki's established lore had them central to the DK mythos in that they were creators of DK's island and fought a war with the kongs in the past for control of it. Clearly they were being built up as some kind of new long time villain/rival for the DK characters. Now consider that nobody even knows who the Tiki's fucking are anymore or even cares about them in the slightest. So no matter how bad you think Fredrik was received, at least he isn't Tiki Tong.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:14:53 PM
No.717923968
>>717927906
>>717922732
I was always so disappointed that a proper depiction of K. Roolette never quite came together to take off. The few designs out there never incorporated enough design elements from the character they were riffing on, whether it was the large belly or the golden armor that I always thought was wasted being made into part of her clothing instead of being left as gold molded to her chest and abdomen. At the very least make it a golden leotard or one-piece. The artists always overcomplicated their designs.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:17:07 PM
No.717924110
>finish Bananza
>enemies aren't their Kremling/resurrected versions in the post game
sadge
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:19:41 PM
No.717924294
>>717925853
>>717936273
>>717923940
The Tiki's coming out from the volcano, emerging from molten rock and using Bananas to create more of their kind only makes their connection to the world mechanics introduced in Bananza more interesting. I'm guessing Nintendo isn't done with them considering they are brought back in the theme park.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:36:11 PM
No.717925504
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:38:32 PM
No.717925675
>>717927137
>>717923940
I actually liked the Tikis more than the Snowmads. They felt more unique, and the way their weird trance-like theme incorporates the Jungle Hijinx drumline was cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdkhVfsPbNE
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:41:07 PM
No.717925853
>>717925957
>>717926683
>>717924294
>they literally came from within the planet
just what the fuck are these things
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:42:31 PM
No.717925957
>>717925853
The Banandium Root works in mysterious ways.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:48:27 PM
No.717926378
>>717914054
This looks like Wreck-it-Ralph
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:52:30 PM
No.717926683
>>717926843
>>717925853
What if tiki tong actually k roolβs vessel while his body is left unconcious in the planet
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:54:53 PM
No.717926843
>>717926683
Kalamity K.rool
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:59:09 PM
No.717927137
>>717928014
>>717952237
>>717925675
One thing I didn't care for was their hypnosis powers. You fight random animals rather than the boss Tikis themselves. One fix for this was instead of hypno powers they could instead use influence and be worshiped as deities by the animals, taking advantage of darker desires for power, fame and fortune with false promises. They would call upon their followers to gather their treasures, (in this case bananas), and sacrifice them to the volcano. You could then have either a two stage boss fight with both the animal boss and the Tiki boss or a secret boss fight for each area, regular animal boss fight but if you collect all the Kong letters or something in each stage you can fight the Tiki Boss.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:01:02 PM
No.717927272
>>717872992 (OP)
Itβs the belly. It is quite iconic.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:02:15 PM
No.717927353
Where did all the timeline autists go after K Rool was revealed?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:06:12 PM
No.717927638
>>717922732
she's what bowsette never could be. Kanon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:07:23 PM
No.717927728
>>717873686
>No gold belly
This rustles my jimmies.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:10:01 PM
No.717927906
>>717929000
>>717923968
I always hear the complaint about not being fat enough.
Is this fat enough anon?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:11:29 PM
No.717928014
>>717927137
They could definitely have done more with them, agree. For example they make a point to show that DK can't be hypnotized becaues he's just that dumb/stubborn, but it could have been cool if you had to deal with hypnotized Cranky and Funky.
Perhaps the one thing suggesting some long-term planning is that they tried keeping the factory (which was way more environmentally friendly this time) shut down because that's where the rocket up to the volcano is.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:13:06 PM
No.717928140
>>717928362
>>717950354
>>717898752
He's so perfect. Now if only they brought back Wart.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:15:01 PM
No.717928265
>>717900440
It's funny I was thinking K. Rool resembles Blackbeard especially when he turns his head around and laughs at DK.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:16:26 PM
No.717928357
>>717928850
>>717872992 (OP)
He's not popular everywhere, he's popular with boomers. Most people don't give a shit about him and never gave a shit that he wasn't in the games anymore.
>>717928140
I've always been a fan of the big boss characters that dwarf the protagonist. Wart would be nice, Nintendo can pull the Wart card out whenever they like at this point.
>>717928362
I just like big green guys, Bowser and K. Rool are perfect, and Wart is such an iconic villain as well why haven't they brought him back now that they are so against Peach getting kidnapped because god forbid a woman needs a man in 2025, so just make him invade subcon again ffs.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:23:35 PM
No.717928839
>>717928978
>>717929714
I like that K.Rool is just an unapologetic asshole, he doesn't secretly care for his underlings the same way Bowser does, or have a begruding respect for his nemesis like Eggman.
K.Rool is just an asshole who genuinely despises not only DK, but apparently all of primate kind, humans included, for no other reason than sheer spite and greed and nothing would make him happier than to wipe them out from the face of the world simply because he can.
Also I've been rewatching the DKC cartoon after lord knows how many years, and it's very funny how K.Rool by far and away the best thing in it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:23:47 PM
No.717928850
>>717928357
After his boss fights in Bananza I cannot imagine a single zoomie not loving the guy.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:24:19 PM
No.717928887
>>717929156
>>717928718
Nintendo seems adamant about Wart being associated with dreams. Honestly dreams and the subcon are a massively untapped area to explore in the Mario universe.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:25:32 PM
No.717928978
>>717929157
>>717928839
This. I hope they never make him a wholsome chungus villain like Bowser.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:25:48 PM
No.717929000
>>717930458
>>717930794
>>717927906
Nta but iβve never really cared for these sorts of r63 where it just amounts to β[x], but le animu girl. Comes off as cosplay than it being the actual character
If youβre gonna do it, just have it be a straight r63; the same krazy krocodild but as a chick
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:28:11 PM
No.717929156
>>717929991
>>717928887
Dream Team had the perfect opportunity to have him as the true final boss, or a secret boss at the very least, instead we got Bowser Jr. for that...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:28:11 PM
No.717929157
>>717929647
>>717928978
This is what Banjo's smash trailer got me worried about a little. They clearly aren't friends, but I don't want K Rool to end up like Dedede where the only times he's allowed to be an antagonist later is through hypnosis or whatever.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:35:40 PM
No.717929647
>>717929157
This threw me off in the Banjo trailer too, and if weren't the jiggy at the start I wouldn't have even thought Banjo. K.Rool and DK are not "rivals", or friendly enemies, K.Rool genuinely loathes him. He was literally laughing to himself about how he was going to nuke DK Island, hell, that's even referenced in his final smash.
I understand its more a reference how they're both made by Rare, but still.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:36:35 PM
No.717929714
>>717930012
>>717928839
I think it's pretty great how Nintendo has been reinforcing their really evil villains now. First Ganondorf, now it's K.Rool who gets to come back and triple down on how irredeemably evil he is.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:40:29 PM
No.717929991
>>717929156
>Dream Team
Was made during the Mario Mandate era just like DKCR and DKCTF.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:40:53 PM
No.717930012
>>717930225
>>717929714
Outside of Mario, I don't think Nintendo really does "redeemable" villains, and even then it's really just Bowser.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:43:53 PM
No.717930225
>>717930628
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:46:56 PM
No.717930458
>>717929000
So just K. Rool with tits and eyelashes.
>>717930225
Dedede literally hasn't been a villain since the original Gameboy game. I don't think it would even be accurate to call him a villain anymore.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:51:18 PM
No.717930794
>>717929000
bro... that.s not him...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:51:55 PM
No.717930843
>>717932015
>>717930628
Kirby Super Star Ultra had the Revenge of Dedede mode wherein he plays the main villain, if that counts
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:07:25 PM
No.717932015
>>717930843
Eh, that was more out of Dedede trying to salvage his pride. The only time Dedede has been actually villainous since the first game was the anime, which needless to say doesn't count.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:13:05 PM
No.717932424
>>717928362
>>717928718
What gets lost with Bowser and K. Rool are the spikes/crown. Bowser having spikes when every other Koopa has a smooth shell, to signify he's smarter/tougher than the other Koops and can't be defeated by simply jumping on them.
Ditto K. Rool, Donkey Kong can beat every other Kremling by jumping on them except the king, he can only do it when the king takes off his crown
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:13:36 PM
No.717932474
>dedede
>villain
Sakurai is hyping up Marx as the Kirby villain instead.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:19:12 PM
No.717932889
>>717932695
kek. They updated it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:25:34 PM
No.717933371
>>717932695
What's especially funny is steal food and kidnap princess were K.Rool's plans in DKC and DKC2/3
Kill monkeys was exclusive to DK64
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:43:51 PM
No.717934712
>>717935158
>>717935926
>>717928362
i think bowser's cartoon design is better than his base form desu
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:49:57 PM
No.717935158
>>717934712
Shut the fuck up Dobson
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:52:47 PM
No.717935378
>>717941242
>>717883289
Agreed. When K Rool returns, he should have some in his crew if he gets named krew members like the Voidco monkeys.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:59:48 PM
No.717935926
>>717934712
Eat shit and die, Dobson.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:00:11 PM
No.717935956
>>717932695
Bowser turned himself into a castle.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:02:55 PM
No.717936161
>>717938485
>>717881430
Wait
I know this artist. But I've never seen Gyu Hydrogen draw Kremlings!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:04:29 PM
No.717936273
>>717937254
>>717924294
They were only in the theme park because Returns was the latest baseline representation of Donkey Kong's world when the plans were drafted. They weren't "brought back" for it, per se, since they were actually contemporary to its development. Nintendo doesn't have any grand plans for Candy Kong just because she was named in Bananza, either, since the Japanese version of that line was just Dixie making an off-color joke about DK hanging out with abother girl making Candy jealous. Of course they had to change that internationally.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:17:06 PM
No.717937254
>>717937604
>>717936273
Bringing a character into your theme park seems pretty significant. Not to say they'll be main-stays of the series, but they seem relevant enough to make a comeback. Question is can K Rool make an appearance at the park?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:18:56 PM
No.717937381
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:22:04 PM
No.717937604
>>717938354
>>717940616
>>717937254
I could easily see the tikis shoehorned into the movie, or especially Professor Chops, who they unironically had to make merch of because Retro DK has no characters. Their aesthetics autism is probably going to keep K. Rool out of the Returns park (Bowser can't even get a direct appearance in the Mario park), especially since they're still using the old DK design.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:31:52 PM
No.717938354
>>717938705
>>717937604
it was a mistake to build the park so soon when nintendo knew its designs would be replaced in a few years
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:33:48 PM
No.717938485
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:36:30 PM
No.717938705
>>717938354
It was. Nothing they do ever makes sense. The park engineers had to fight to get Dixie in simply because she didn't appear in Returns like everything else they used, but in Tropical Freeze. They were able to get Funky's plane shop in from TF also, but Funky himself can't even get a keychain. The Nintendo corporation is older than the novel Dracula and they really act like it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:38:06 PM
No.717938823
>>717949164
>>717950743
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:03:00 PM
No.717940616
>>717937604
What the hell are the Tiki's gonna do? They got no personality.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:12:02 PM
No.717941216
>>717872992 (OP)
Fucking awesome design
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:12:25 PM
No.717941242
>>717935378
Yeah could have some fun with names like Kassandra, Kathie, Kantankerous, Kapsize and Kakk
Would Bananza have been an utter failure if he wasn't in it? I've never seen /v/ so unanimously thrilled as when the leaks of him dropped
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:16:24 PM
No.717941531
>>717941361
The game was still good and there was plenty of hype without K Rool in the marketing
>>717928362
>Nintendo can pull the Wart card out whenever they like at this point.
Honestly kinda surprised they didn't use him for Wonder.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:17:04 PM
No.717941579
>>717951267
>>717952392
>>717941361
I bought it because I like throwing rocks at people and punching. I've disliked every other Donkey Kong game I've played except Jungle Beat.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:21:44 PM
No.717941856
>>717891968
If you think of them as reanimated, fossilized remains of Kremlings who never made it down to the planet core, they're pretty fucking metal. Though unfortunately not all the skeletons line up with their kremling counterparts.
>>717930628
Anon, him actually redeeming himself and becoming a hero is what makes Dedede the most redeemable Nintendo villain of them all, not even Sakurai had Dedede be Kirby's villain in K.Rool's reveal trailer.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:22:00 PM
No.717941880
>>717941983
>>717941552
And iβm forever grateful they didnβt, heβs too good for that piece of shit
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:23:41 PM
No.717941983
>>717944587
>>717950354
>>717941880
I mean they won't waste the villain spot of a major 3D platformer. A weird side scroller is the best chance you can hope for his return.
Or maybe even a RPG slot as a minor villain.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:02:31 AM
No.717944550
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:03:07 AM
No.717944587
>>717941983
If he missed out on Dream Team, he's unequivocally never going to be seen in a Mario game again. He's actually more likely to return in Zelda games as Mamu.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:15:24 AM
No.717945454
>>717947952
Too bad Biz Markie is dead he would have made a good K Rool I mean just look at that face. He probably could have done a cover of the DK Rap too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:22:00 AM
No.717945920
>>717928362
>>717941552
>Nintendo can pull the Wart card out whenever they like at this point.
Reminder that the ending of the American Super Mario Bros 2 reveals it was all a dream so theoretically Wart might not even exist in Mario lore. Although to be fair that didn't stop Birdo and Shyguys from showing up in other games.
https://mario.fandom.com/wiki/Wart
From what I can find he gets a few mentions in other games but doesn't look like he ever actually shows up outside of Mario's dreams.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:30:41 AM
No.717946478
>>717949659
>>717941361
No, but it probably doesn't rise beyond the level of a "good" game. The finale is so mindblowing that it elevates the entire experience.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:57 AM
No.717947107
>>717941857
So, he's not a villain then? Cool, just like I said
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:41:19 AM
No.717947219
>>717872992 (OP)
Because he's a big strongfat crocodile with a big belly and funny eye
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:49:01 AM
No.717947761
>>717941552
He wouldn't fit the themes, also they needed to revitalize the 2D Mario games and that includes making the core cast. Reintroducing Wart could be used at a later date when Nintendo needs a new hook to draw in a crowd.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:50:12 AM
No.717947850
>>717954661
because he showers you in coconut cream pies
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:51:48 AM
No.717947952
>>717945454
I can just hear K. Rool's cartoon voice belting out Just a Friend like Zinyak in Saints Row IV.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:57:20 AM
No.717948294
>>717887219
The whole "he likes to eat rotten bananas" thing I think is more out of spite than actually liking them. The idae that he's eating something other people would hate, especially DK, makes him happier than the actual taste of it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:58:40 AM
No.717948395
>>717872992 (OP)
His singing is the best in the marioverse
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:08:23 AM
No.717949036
>>717949804
>>717872992 (OP)
4chan and most gaming sites are made up of Millenials. He will seem a lot will popular than he is.
K.Rool has an underdog status among Nintendo fans. Nintendo keeps black balling, him which caused a rallying effect for K. Rool. The more Nintendo neglect K. Rool, the harder they rally for him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:10:06 AM
No.717949134
He's evil and goofy at the same time. His design and outfits and noises are pretty cool too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:10:46 AM
No.717949164
>>717938823
this sounds like pepsiman
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:02 AM
No.717949659
>>717955262
>>717946478
Seeing King K. Rool written out in the HUD or hearing it spoken verbally by Pauline along with Kremling was downright surreal.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:21:38 AM
No.717949804
>>717949036
Reminder that if you are too young to have any memory of 9/11/01, you are not ensouled and do not qualify as a person.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:29:26 AM
No.717950354
>>718006504
>>717928140
>>717928362
>>717928718
>>717941552
>>717941983
not that I'm against wart returning, just wanna it's really unlikely since nintendo wants everything doki doki panic to be purged out of existence, birdo and shy guys got spared only because they're popular (and even then birdo doesn't show up often)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:35:18 AM
No.717950743
>>717953979
>>717941857
meta knight doesn't fit as a kirby villain either but what-the-fuck-ever this is a DK thread
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:38:00 AM
No.717950929
>>717951245
>>717968328
>>717941552
>>717941552
If Link's Awakening is any indication, I'm like 80% sure Wart is the Freddy Kruger of the Nintendo universe.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:42:26 AM
No.717951245
>>717951538
>>717950929
Wait but Koholint Island was erased while he was still on it... oh no....
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:42:51 AM
No.717951267
>>717951353
>>717941579
You must be happy then that the Bananza devs are the same guys who made Jungle Beat.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:44:05 AM
No.717951353
>>717951267
That does explain some things.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:46:54 AM
No.717951538
>>717951245
Considering how many times Freddy has returned from the dead, it's only a matter of time for Wart. Maybe the next 3D Mario, or even another Nintendo franchise entirely...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:57:54 AM
No.717952237
>>717927137
I think that's part of why I liked Tiki Tong. It was fun to actually fight HIM, not another animal
Also his fight was just good in general. Good music and pretty challenging before you learn it all
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:58:56 AM
No.717952306
AUGH
>>717941579
>I bought it because I like throwing rocks at people and punching.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:03:24 AM
No.717952603
>>717952392
Doesn't matter if it's the Zeno Clash games, or Control, or Metal Gear Solid, or hell, even Pokemon Legends. If I can beanball someone in the noggin I'm there. Life's too short to not know what you enjoy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:03:56 AM
No.717952637
>>717952392
He means he enjoys man's two most primal means of survival: punching and throwing rocks.
Do you not understand the ways of the unga bunga, anon? Are you truly so far from your roots?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:05:44 AM
No.717952767
>>717952963
>>717953185
just finished the game, here's hoping the next game will just use kremlings for enemies instead of hyperfocusing on the terrain stuff. K.Rool is also the only good boss fight in the game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:08:25 AM
No.717952930
>>717953079
Only DK villian with a good design and good goons. DKCR and DKTF are good games but the art direction and character designs are worse than the Rare DK games
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:08:59 AM
No.717952963
>>717952767
Void Kong had some interesting mechanics and was a nice blend of navigating terrain and dealing damage. Poppy was the biggest letdown because her health bar stayed over her head while invisible long enough to run up and punch her again.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:10:27 AM
No.717953052
>>717952392
Humanity literally rules the world right now because of that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:10:48 AM
No.717953079
>>717954050
>>717952930
snowmad basic mooks are fine, but the bosses are pretty bad.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:12:36 AM
No.717953185
>>717954819
>>717952767
I liked void kong's fights and the slug thing. Those were the only ones I thought were challenging and not bad. Boss tier list:
>King K Rool
>Power gap
>Power gap
>Void Kong 2
>Void Kong 1
>Slug Boss
>Grumpy Kong 2
>Houseplant
>All the rest because they are all way too easy unless you refuse to use bananzas until you absolutely have to
They should have had a hard mode that made the bosses actually last as long as something from DK64. All of the other bosses feel about as hard to beat as eyerok from SM64. Especially if you have the right counter, like Poppy Kong just gets entirely fucked by turf surfing in my experience.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:13:22 AM
No.717953239
>>717912654
>No, jap fanfiction/mistranslation
Wrong, K. Lumsy is King K. Rool younger brother
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:25:13 AM
No.717953979
>>717950743
APOCALYPTIC BEATDOWNS FROM THE BANANZA (bananza!)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:26:31 AM
No.717954050
>>717953079
I liked the first boss (the seal) but mostly because his music goes insanely hard.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:59 AM
No.717954661
>>717955264
>>717947850
>K. Rool and his wife singing "Our Love is Sweeter than a Rotten Banana"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:39:27 AM
No.717954819
>>717955487
>>717953185
What really blows her up is Zebra, you can chase her down before she's done landing from her flip and immediately combo her again. It feels almost intentional like the Broodal quick-kills.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:46:54 AM
No.717955262
>>717949659
Agreed. It was like in a moment K. Rool went from being krocodila non grata to being very real. No cryptic hints, no vague references in the enemy design or background terrain, he's the main villain of this game now and a recurring Mario character is repeatedly saying words like "K. Rool" and "Kremling Krew" out loud in full English. It still makes me feel a little detached from reality.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:46:58 AM
No.717955264
>>717955378
>>717968596
>>717954661
Do you think K Rool beats his wife, or does his wife beat him, and that's why he's cruel to his underlings?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:44 AM
No.717955378
>>717955264
The wife is 100% batshit crazier than he is
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:50:40 AM
No.717955487
>>717954819
I just remember her spin move thing never hurting you if you're surfing and speeding up, it just knocks her straight out of the attack I think. But I member zebra being pretty good too. I think you were supposed to use snake on her second fight but I never did.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:51:30 AM
No.717955539
>>717872992 (OP)
he's a good villain
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:51:50 AM
No.717955554
>>717963638
>>717872992 (OP)
Bowser has been moralized and disneyified.
K Rool is just a fucking asshole which is great in a time where we don't have any raw villains anymore
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:52:16 AM
No.717955570
>>717955890
>>717956003
>>717873372
>vile and sadistic
??? What has he done besides steal bananas
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:52:29 AM
No.717955580
>>717955708
>>717872992 (OP)
why is there pee on the floor
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:54:41 AM
No.717955708
>>717955789
>>717956273
>>717955580
He's been stuck in Rare's basement for 20 years and the first thing he does is be in a cutscene, he didn't have time for a bathroom break
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:55:46 AM
No.717955789
>>717955708
damn that sucks for him, my heart goes out to you buddy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:57:20 AM
No.717955890
>>717956531
>>717955570
steal the banana hoard, convince other kongs to turn on DK, kidnap DK twice, kidnap diddy and try to blow up DK island?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:59:17 AM
No.717956003
>>717955570
he put that one banana coin exactly where it would be discovered 25 years later and mindbreak every speedrunner
idk if that's evil though
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:03:33 AM
No.717956273
>>717955708
>I'm the fucking king of the kremlings, Klump, I can piss wherever the fuck I feel like. Watch this I can make it helicopter. (propeller noise ensues)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:07:52 AM
No.717956531
>>717955890
You forgot to mention torturing DK, like just straight up tying him up and beating the shit out of him and shooting him with cannonballs for fun, presumably for most of the time you haven't rescued DK in DKC2. Or building a machine to just straight up genocide the kongs via laser disintegration.
I'm at the Divide but does Cranky really just recycle the same dialogue every time?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:20:40 AM
No.717957258
>>717957979
>>717964950
>>717957115
for the most part yeah, there are very minor differences usually towards the end of his rants. probably the worst version of cranky in the franchise desu, he's not very funny or sharp.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:26:01 AM
No.717957583
>>717873620
>I didn't like his mad scientist look in 3 though, it didn't fit him or look cool.
He wasn't supposed to look cool, he's literally every late-80s/early-90s western cartoon villain but in video game form.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:31:53 AM
No.717957934
>>717957115
the bear and the bull
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:32:41 AM
No.717957979
>>717964950
>>717957115
>>717957258
I thought that was kind of disappointing. It is funny in a rambling old man kind of way, but I'd have expected him to have more to say. I also think he and Grumpy should have interacted at some point given how similar their namesakes are. Maybe they would get along and poke DK in the ribs a bit. Or they absolutely wouldn't be able to stand one another. Either or.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:43:05 AM
No.717958532
>>717958827
>>717950762
Marx is the closest thing to a villain Kirby has in Smash Bros because all the other ones either become one of Kirby's allies or they get fucking obliterated, Galacta Knight being the only exception and a very technical one at that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:44:24 AM
No.717958603
>>717950762
>Sakurai acknowledging Kirby content after Air Ride challenge almost impossible
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:49:12 AM
No.717958827
>>717959485
>>717965287
>>717958532
I always thought Nightmare would've made a good recurring villain for Kirby but the closest thing to a Big Bad in Kirby is Dark Matter/Zero since most of the other bad guys despite major setting implications or connections are usually dead after their debut. Even Void Termina despite massive importance and implications is vamoose after it's big boss fight.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:00:28 AM
No.717959485
>>717960281
>>717960972
>>717958827
Nightmare is stupidly underused. He fits better thematically than Zero or Dark Matter. His name is fucking nightmare and his enemy saves dreamland. He is a big scary looking wizard guy thing and Kirby is a little round ball. Kind of sad how Dedede is like his "rival" that's the big main series antagonist but also his friend at the same time. I like Dedede but it's stupid to have it both ways all the time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:12:27 AM
No.717960110
>>717960736
>>717962148
these dudes were kino
jungle beat is a top 3 dk game along with dkc2 and bananza btw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:15:47 AM
No.717960281
>>717961236
>>717959485
The only time Nightmare was a super prominent bad guy was the Hoshi no Kaabi/Right Back at Ya anime which also makes him a much bigger threat what with the intergalactic demon beast creating corporation, ability to move essentially Gorath towards Popstar and just being a much more prominent villain to the point I think that's why Nightmare in Dreamland was made since it uses his anime design and just good timing to remake the game suppose. The more recent Kirby Clash game also used Nightmare and even had Banjo Ginga reprise his voice in it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:22:40 AM
No.717960616
>>717961002
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:24:59 AM
No.717960736
>>717960110
imagine if they not only put it on the switch app they release wireless bongos as well
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:28:50 AM
No.717960972
>>717961205
>>717959485
>His name is fucking nightmare and his enemy saves dreamland
Honestly I don't mind Nightmare not being a recurring villain because it would give people the misunderstanding that Dreamland is "literally" a world of dreams and not just the name of the country. Dark Matter is probably Kirby's best villain but his story was already fully told.
>DL2: Dark Matter is an entity that is curious about emotions and friends but doesn't understand them, so thinks possessing them makes them his friends. Kirby exterminates him.
>DL3: Dark Matter turns out to be a hivemind, with the one Kirby killed (and Gooey) being rogue elements of it. It's controlled by 0, a being unable to feel emotions. Kirby exterminates him.
>64: 0 is somehow resurrected as 02, a being that is only able to feel negative emotions now due to Kirby using the Love-Love Stick to exterminate him. Kirby exterminates him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:29:19 AM
No.717961002
>>717960616
what is that K. Rool model
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:32:51 AM
No.717961205
>>717960972
>Creature misunderstands kindness
>Gets beat down again and again and again until he fucking dies depressed and alone
Jesus.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:33:24 AM
No.717961236
>>717961968
>>717960281
>The more recent Kirby Clash game also used Nightmare
It used Parallel Nightmare because Nightmare died at the end of NiDL.
And Parallel Nightmare died in this game too because he thought it was a good idea to forcefully summon Galacta Knight from across the universe, and then turn his back on him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:46:15 AM
No.717961968
>>717963074
>>717961236
I know that but thanks for clarifying when I excluded that info though it's essentially still using Nightmare just tweaked. Poor Parallel Nightmare gets overshadowed by Galacta Knight who gets even more implied importance and info with his usurping. It's interesting how despite being one of the first big bads and inarguably iconic how overall insignificant he is to the scope of Kirby with the Star Rod having more significance as it's maybe implied to of been made by the unseen Ancients. Also funny how Kirby Clash is canon as an alternative timeline/universe due to Magolor Epilogue.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:47:38 AM
No.717962048
>>717893530
Go home and take care of your brain tumor, Caesar.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:49:28 AM
No.717962148
>>717960110
I actually quite like the enemy and boss design in this game. I feel it does a better job feeling at home with DK then few of the retro designs. Though I've no clue what Ghastly King/Final Kong's deal is or even what he is besides a fucked up Kong.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:11 AM
No.717963074
>>717966301
>>717961968
In all fairness, it was Sakurai who chose to kill off Nightmare, he just never had a chance to be important outside of the anime.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:23 AM
No.717963574
>>717964704
>>717941857
>>717950762
To be fair, Sakurai said the theme of that opening part is "Rivals", not "Villains". Meta Knight isn't a villain, but he's absolutely a rival. Dedede is straight up a good guy. Before, he could be a jerk. nowadays, disputes between him and Kirby are usually either someone else's fault or actually Kirby's fault.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:17:33 AM
No.717963638
>>717968730
>>717955554
You say that now but when K Rool starts to appear in the Sports and Party games he's gonna be 'disneyified' as you call it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:30:28 AM
No.717964239
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:39:36 AM
No.717964704
>>717963574
Dedede is still Kirby's rival, his main one in fact, their rivalry is just a lot healthier these days because they're also best friends.
>>717957115
>>717957258
>>717957979
The other kongs in general feel like an afterthought in Bananza.
>could have had Candy as the fashion store
>could have had Swanky as the quiz guy
>could have had Funky just doing whatever
>could have had Diddy/Dixie races appearing every other level or so instead of just a mini racing layer
>could have had actual Cranky rants
I guess they didn't want to oversaturate the cast but I dunno, just rotating between them in levels as you run into them every once in a while would have felt nice.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:45:05 AM
No.717964984
>>717968770
>>717964950
Modern Nintendo wouldn't be allowed to do Cranky rants. For one, I don't think they understand the joke of Cranky. And two, Nintendo isn't allowed to make mean characters anymore. Look at Resetti.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:47:42 AM
No.717965131
>>717965568
I feel like the first major Mario Kart World update is going to add a bunch of DK characters, K. Rool included.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:48:47 AM
No.717965181
>>717966118
>>717972079
>>717965026
Nintendo doesn't want even the slightest hint of anything fanged from a "good guy" these days
It's a little sad
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:50:57 AM
No.717965287
>>717966197
>>717958827
Kirby has made it it's theme not to have a recurring villain but instead constantly dealing with new threats and it works. While I would love to see Dark Matter again I don't want Kirby to be stuck with the same setup that Mario and Bowser have.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:56:37 AM
No.717965568
>>717965131
Iβm sure it will for a fee, of course
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:08:49 AM
No.717966118
>>717970070
>>717972079
>>717965026
>>717965181
Look at the Mario movie, they completely ruined Cranky's character there far more than Peach. He doesn't have a single good line. And Nintendo is obsessed with making the Kongs have this weird aztec shit and making Cranky or DK literal kings or some shit, it's so dumb
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:25 AM
No.717966197
>>717965287
Yeah that's a fair point, I do love the sheer varied rogues gallery Kirby has that more often then not leave a major impression and have a ton of presence.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:12:37 AM
No.717966301
>>717968617
>>717963074
Yeah, honestly Kirby villains either become long running allies to Kirby or are just sent 6 ft under...sometimes even both. Kirby is way more effective with wrangling his Rogues Gallery then most Superheroes are.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:32 AM
No.717966490
>>717967665
>>717890805
yeah in wonder
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:43:40 AM
No.717967665
>>717966490
Funny enough King K Rool mentions aiming for universal conquest in DK Jungle Climber on DS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:38 AM
No.717968021
>>717872992 (OP)
Because he is a pirate.
Everybody here love pirates.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:26 AM
No.717968318
>>717888652
We're still in the age of making shit up are we? Zooms will believe literally anything
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:58:44 AM
No.717968328
>>717968390
>>717950929
It's an actual crime they didn't put him anywhere in Mario & Luigi Dream Team
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:23 AM
No.717968390
>>717968328
Could've been the secret boss with one of his gimmicks being he summons Birdo, Mouser and Tryclyde for attacks or as assists.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:39 AM
No.717968596
>>717955264
His wife beats him. And he's scared of her.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:06:16 AM
No.717968617
>>717968941
>>717966301
DK's record isn't that bad either, it's just that K.Rool is comically stubborn, his fakeout defeats aside, in DKC2 alone he:
>goes several rounds with Diddy and Dixie, his blunderbuss blowing up in his face several times, but none of it is enough and DK has to punch him out of the ship to end the fight
>K.Rool falls from above the Flying Krock, all the way down into the shark infested waters below where he is swarmed, after slamming into the island at full speed multiple times
>he crawls out of the water without a scratch on him, fights Diddy and Dixie again, is blown into the volcano, the entire island collapses on him and he sails away laughing his ass off
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:12 AM
No.717968730
>>717983024
>>717963638
I love the bowser logo they have him
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:10:16 AM
No.717968770
>>717964984
You're the one who immediately thinks of cocks when you see K. Rool bro.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:13:28 AM
No.717968941
>>717971019
>>717968617
King K Rool is built different for sure since Tiki Tong, Ghastly King and Fredrik are absolutely deader then door knobs while having dealt with DK just beating them into their grave. Hell K Rool got punched into the stratosphere in Banana but unlike Fredrik wasn't sent crashing into his own fleet to a watery grave. Also honestly you bringing up the sharks reminds me of Aladdin 3 when the main villain Sa'luk kills one with his bare hands when he's intially presumed dead in the film, K Rool probably did much the same just with more sharks to deal with.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:40:16 AM
No.717970070
>>717970226
>>717970351
>>717966118
I didnβt watch it. What did they do to Cranky?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:44:01 AM
No.717970226
>>717970070
Extremely unfunny Jewish king
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:46:23 AM
No.717970351
>>717980580
>>717970070
They have him a voice actor who paled utterly to his DKC cartoon voice. He's not particularly Cranky in terms of personality or in his dialogue and generally is just lacking despite Seth Rogen oddly being a decent voice for Donkey Kong though again the DKC cartoon performance was better. Also Cranky is directly his father in the movie and not his grandfather.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:01:32 AM
No.717971019
>>717971890
>>717968941
For all we know, DK could've punched K.Rool into outer space, he punched the moon out of the sky once and that was without Kong Bananza.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:02:03 AM
No.717971043
>>717872992 (OP)
Most Nintentoddlers are perverted furries, scalies in this instance, and or gay. There's also a subset of people who get off on cartoony looking animals. I remember there was that rat game that came out some years ago with the reincarnated zombie rat that garnered a similar audience.
Animal rapists and asylum dodgers basically.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:12:45 AM
No.717971525
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:21:19 AM
No.717971890
>>717973080
>>717971019
Me and several other anons are counting on when he comes back, it's with a space theme. I'm fond of the alias being King the Roolthless as a pastiche of the Flash Gordon villain Ming the Merciless.
>>717965026
>>717965181
>>717966118
How was Cranky localized in Japanese? I just played Bananza in Japanese, and while he came off as a sort of grumpy old man, his dialogue doesn't feel the same as it did in English. Part of that is because English to Japanese translation is far less "flavorful". If you ever compare the Japanese dub or subs of a movie to its native English version, you can see so much is lost. A sentence like "A buncha simperin' simians had their primate peeling prizes poached by a crew of cantankerous crocs cruisin' the seven seas!" is not going be anywhere near the same in Japanese. It's going to be translated to the most basic meaning of the line, which is "The Kongs' bananas were stolen by crocodile pirates!"
Chances are that every single instance of Cranky from the Rare games was translated to Japanese in this way, with his speech style being made to match a stereotypical old man. Japanese people at Nintendo were not playing Rare's games in English, they likely weren't getting manuals like that pic.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:40:32 AM
No.717972661
>>717972079
Pretty sure in the Japanese version of DKC2, Klubba calls Diddy a "shit chimp" at one point, or "kuso chimpan".
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:50:22 AM
No.717973080
>>717973571
>>717976787
>>717971890
>Me and several other anons are counting on when he comes back, it's with a space theme.
If that does happen, they should give him Andross' cape from Zero. It look pretty cool on him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:02:19 AM
No.717973571
>>717973080
If he did have a space theme, laser beams from his bulgy eye would be a lot of fun.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:38:09 AM
No.717975000
>>717975715
>>717903123
Zeena is hot though. Sheβs the only member of the Deadly Six I care about.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:57:21 AM
No.717975715
>>717975000
I wish Zeena had more/better porn. Her design is incredibly sexy even if her personality could use lot of work.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:06:25 AM
No.717976035
>>717964950
>Dixie and Diddy get their own sublayer
>yet the beach-themed sublayer doesn't have Funky Kong
Don't forget what they took from you. They don't want you to remember this Kong
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:10:52 AM
No.717976192
>>717977328
>>717976164
I mean is he still a baby in the DK Timeline?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:23:41 AM
No.717976674
>>717976164
Gormless wretch
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:26:21 AM
No.717976787
>>717978020
>>717979389
>>717973080
How to make a good Starfox game:
>make a good starfox game
>not reference fucking Starfox 64 ever
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:01 AM
No.717977328
>>717976192
Time doesn't pass in Mario, even in what is clearly defined as the past, where everyone but Kamek, Toadsworth and Cranky are babies.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:55 AM
No.717978020
>>717976787
I'd love some new villains, I thought the Aparoids were cool and the Anglar's are an interesting concept that go underused by the whole branching paths stuff of Command.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:16 AM
No.717979389
>>717976787
The easiest way to do that is to play to what the series is good at and improving one of Star Fox's other gameplay styles. Like making On-Foot missions more enjoyable, characters having more to say to each other (one of the best parts of the game is the cast talking to each other), and making each of the smaller events in the story cool again. That last part I mean it too since one of the biggest things I remember with Star Fox is the "wow" factor from the Macbeth train blowing up in 64 to Peppy nearly getting himself killed in Assault.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:10 AM
No.717979605
>>717872992 (OP)
Hope he gets added to mario kart
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:22 AM
No.717979706
>>717980640
>>717976164
K. Rool got beat by a girl and a baby
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:00:51 PM
No.717980580
>>717970351
>DKC cartoon
Never watched so I don't care
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:02:16 PM
No.717980640
>>717979706
It's equally funny and depressing that Dixie technically has the best record against K.Rool, she's beaten him twelve times, but she has never once been kidnapped by him either.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:09:21 PM
No.717980937
>>717972079
He was the same in Japanese as in English.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:17:38 PM
No.717981267
>>717964950
Quiztone references Swanky towards the end
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:22:46 PM
No.717981443
DKC3's soundtrack is way too overlooked.
>>717976164
I don't get the hate.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:02:32 PM
No.717983024
>>717984176
>>717984921
>>717968730
It's to stale , generic even
Here is a fix i tried .
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:30:40 PM
No.717984138
>>718004090
>>717972079
>I just played Bananza in Japanese
Late reply but how is the Kremling journal in the planet core? Do they still sound like pirates over there?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:31:33 PM
No.717984176
>>717983024
It looks really good. The crossbones might be a bit too much but the emphasis on the eye works really well.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:51:18 PM
No.717984921
>>717983024
He's self conscious about the eye so he didn't incorporate it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:11:25 PM
No.717985821
>>717987356
>>717889152
I think King K Rool variety in professions and gimmicks is what made him an interesting villain for many. It was also what made people want him for smash due to all the moveset potential he gathered across his apparitions.
I also kind of fear that in possible future apparitions they made only reference his previous personas and smash moveset over make him embrace new crazy ideas. His return has epic but also feel they leaned too much on nostalgia, specially with the music (ngl it was awesome music and they kinda also refernce krusha k rool theme as well).
I hope they made him a wizard or an space conqueror (that also fits his pirate persona) in a new adventure. He is the kind of character you can jump the shark with.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:33 PM
No.717986993
More like 'Kay Rool
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:43:56 PM
No.717987356
>>718004438
>>717985821
Well they gave him a new form in Bananza, I imagine they would do it again in future games but stull keep the King design as his standard look.
Is he a bottom or a top?
Whats his dick size?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:53:38 PM
No.717987829
>>717872992 (OP)
He is not, you are just the same homos spamming this character
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:03:46 PM
No.717988415
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:40:03 PM
No.717990386
>>717987817
Look at his tail.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:43:09 PM
No.717990563
>>717991150
Is the implication that most of the random mooks in Bananza are actually Zombie kremlings under the control of Voids mind control?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:45:17 PM
No.717990681
>yfw fake kredits
I was not ready for this kino holy shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:53:37 PM
No.717991150
>>717990563
That's what I figured. The skeletons of non crockoid/buzzoid enemies though aren't the same as the kremling enemies though. Only the zingers and kremlings translate into true analogues for their counterparts. There is an awful lot of dead crocodile skeletons in the areas and you literally see them be used to make crockoids tho.
I think the implication is a lot of kremlings just fucking died after king k rool got trapped in the planet core, presumably living off his fat reserves I guess. Explains why he doesn't know where most of his krew is at first
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:07:32 PM
No.717992028
>>717992084
>>717872992 (OP)
i like his theme that part that goes 'dudududududududururuda da da
Dwuuuuuu~ u
Du dududu dudududududu dudu du
dududu dudududududu dydy du dududu
dududududududidididididududududidididi du di du
(Pt 1)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:07:39 PM
No.717992039
>>718001158
>>717991968
kek, what a bitch
was Bananza the first canonical appearance of K.rool since DK64?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:08:33 PM
No.717992084
>>717992314
>>717992028
Dwuuuuuu~
Da dakaka da dakadakadaka dada
Da dakadakadaka da dakadakadaka da dakada dakadakadaka da da dakadaka da da daka daka daka daka
Da dakada dakadakadaka da da
Bumba bum bumbumbum bumpabumbumbumbumbumbum
Bumba bum bumbumbum bumpabumbumbumbumbumbum
Taktakatakatototototo
Duh dududu dududududydydy
Dudu Duh dududu dududududydydy
Dudu Duh dududu dududududydydy
Dudu Duh dududu dududududydydydododo
(Pt 2)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:12:14 PM
No.717992314
>>717992385
>>717992084
its not dpam idk why the system thinks its spam
BWEEEEEEEEE
BWAA BWUUUUUUU
BWO BWAAAAAAAA
BWAAOOOOOOOOOOO
BWAA BWAAA UUUUUUU
BWO UOUUUUU
BWAA BWEEEEEEEE
(Pt3)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:13:16 PM
No.717992385
>>717992314
BAAAAA BE BAAAAAAAA
BE BAAAAAAAAAA
BWA BWEEEEEEEEEE
DUDUDUDUDY
DODODODODO
DUEUDUDUDU
DO DUDUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDY
DUDUDUDUDY
DODODODODO
DUDUDUDUDU
DO DUDUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDY
BWA BWEWUWA BWE WU
BWAWAWAWA WA
BWEE BWEUWA BWEUWAWAWAWA
BWEE BWEWAWA BWEWUWAWAWAWA WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(I like thus part)
BWA BWEWUWA BWE WU
BWAWAWAWA WA
BWEE BWEUWA BWEUWAWAWAWA
BWEE BWEWAWA BWEWUWAWAWAWA WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
dududududu
Dududududy
Dududududu
Du dududu dududududududu
dudududu
whys this flagged as spam its not i swere
(Pt 4 last tge cool guitsr part)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:20:26 PM
No.717992907
>>717991968
On one hand, I'd have liked them to interact in some fashion. On the other hand, this was fucking hilarious and absolutely what K Rool would do if the first thing he saw in years was a fucking monkey about to jump on him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:36:28 PM
No.717993927
>>717950762
you know i havenΒ΄t played kirby games in a long time, ive always liked meta knight as my favourite just beacuse hes the most fun to play and he looks cool but his character is kind of confusing
sometimes heΒ΄s evil (superstar, mostly just this game but whatever) sometimes heΒ΄s good (squeak squad and most modern games) and sometimes hes both ? like in adventure
wtf is this guy even doing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:38:44 PM
No.717994079
>>717995075
>>718000796
>>717987817
Bottom
Okusan tops
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:54:47 PM
No.717995075
>>717995565
>>717987817
You're asking if the egotist crocodile psychopath WOULDN'T exclusively be a top if he were gay/bi? He's fucking K Rool he's not secretly some cuddly little guy he is deranged.
>>717994079
I would never fap to king k rool either normal or genderbend but there are some instances of this design that give me just the slightest temptation.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:24 PM
No.717995565
>>717995872
>>717995075
Okusan is kanon. It's morally correct.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:09 PM
No.717995872
>>717996103
>>717995565
I just can't, like he was the coolest character to me growing up and it's just like... I respect the bastard too much to do it. I don't really know how quite to put it. But that okusan character is kinda hot idk. Maybe if I can convince myself she's just a cosplayer who is obsessed with the guy. But she couldn't top the guy unless he wanted her to, I think he would be too insulted by the idea of someone thinking they can be in control instead of him for that long.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:08:30 PM
No.717995956
>>717996424
I wish Nintendo had more budget so these character won't sound gibberish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a0fM73_a5g
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:10:50 PM
No.717996103
>>717996249
>>717995872
I like to think because of the line, "My wife is going to kill me!" K Rool is afraid of his wife. Okusan tops.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:13:09 PM
No.717996249
>>717996103
Fair point. If not taken as simply a developer joke, his wife is probably terrifying.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:07 PM
No.717996424
>>717999753
>>717995956
I wish the title of 'voice actor' wasn't thrown around so easily
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:48:10 PM
No.717998631
>>718005784
>>717991968
I wonder what Void thinks of K. Rool
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:00:51 PM
No.717999447
>>717999825
By god this thread is still up? K.rool just doesn't give up
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:05:45 PM
No.717999753
>>718000090
>>717996424
What term would you propose instead, anon?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:06:49 PM
No.717999825
>>717999878
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:07:35 PM
No.717999878
>>718000045
>>717999825
Oh thank goodness this thread is finished
*puts keyboard down*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:09 PM
No.718000045
>>718000329
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:45 PM
No.718000090
>>717999753
'Seeking employment'
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:16 PM
No.718000329
>>718001074
>>718000045
I love how they just went wild animating this dude. I canβt remember the last time a Nintendo character got so much expressive detail in all of their scenes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:54 PM
No.718000373
>>718000878
>Kong Elder outright states that you need the combination of a strong voice and a strong body for a Bananza transformation
>no musical clash between DK+Pauline and a K. Rool who's covering both
feels like a missed opportunity, the game already has a fair amount of Splatoon influence so you'd think taking from something like Splatoon 2's final boss might be a no-brainer
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:42 PM
No.718000714
>>717991968
Void was actually a lot more durable than he looked
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:20:43 PM
No.718000796
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:03 PM
No.718000878
>>718000373
A was kind of expecting a musical kamehameha battle between DK+Pauline and all the underground world guys on one side, and K. Rool with the Kremling Krew on the other. That's the feeling I got from seeing those screens in New Donk where all the Kremlings are cheering wildly.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:43 PM
No.718001074
>>718002326
>>718003197
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:25:53 PM
No.718001158
>>717992039
If you're counting the big console platformer games, then yes. By technical terms, his last appearance in the series was DK Jungle Climber back in 2007, and his last appearance in anything besides Smash was Mario Super Sluggers.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:29:01 PM
No.718001395
desu, they simply took him away long enough that people started to miss him.
He's very much a generic villain, actually. I mean, he's probably cooler in Bananza than he ever was in the old games. They make him come across as a real apocalyptic level threat, as opposed to a guy who wants to steal your bananas.
Anyway, the lesson is that Nintendo needs to stop putting ganon and Bowser in everything, so we actually give a shit when they come back.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:42:19 PM
No.718002326
>>718001074
>Filthy monkeys!
Whoa, I didn't realize they brought Raimi back to direct this one. Nice touch though
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:54:46 PM
No.718003197
>>718006927
>>718001074
>you will never have k.rool call you a hairless ape before beating you to death with the strength of a thousand men
Life isn't worth living
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:06:57 PM
No.718004090
>>717984138
I doubt very much it's anything like the English version. How do you even imply pirate speech in Japanese, end every sentence with -zoku or something?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:09:34 PM
No.718004253
>>718004382
>>717883902
Universal actually wanted K. Rool, but they were mandated to stick with Returns shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:11:22 PM
No.718004382
>>718005021
>>718004253
Source on that?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:14 PM
No.718004438
>>718004615
>>717987356
I'm fine with them tying his design changes to boss fights like his boxer gimmick and King of Rot. It's a fair compromise. I don't see the point in trying to theme the entire Kremling Krew to new gimmicks when Rare really only did it once, and pirates will never be topped. Plus, they weren't just playing pirate, they actually are pirates by default. It honestly feels more like the costume gimmick was a B-team conceit that started with DKC3 in a half-assed manner and carried over into 64 from there.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:14:54 PM
No.718004615
>>718004438
>I don't see the point in trying to theme the entire Kremling Krew to new gimmicks when Rare really only did it once, and pirates will never be topped
The pirate theme is cool and arguably definitive, but there's so much potential to be explored and it'd be a hell of lot more interesting to see them try instead of generic kremlings again (I get why they were used in 64 and Bananza but I want a new theme for the next game). It's something that seperates the Kremlings from the Koopas.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:15:14 PM
No.718004641
>>718005295
>>717928362
Saw a YouTube video recently suggesting that Nintendo should make Wart into Yoshi's nemesis since the Yoshi games already inherited a lot of SMB2 elements and it frees him from Baby Bowser shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:20:01 PM
No.718005021
>>718004382
You know damn well where that source came from.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:23:38 PM
No.718005295
>>718004641
Yoshi and dreams haven't been a thing really, however Yoshi does dabble with the surreal and children's storybook aesthetic a lot. Actually one thing the Yoshi series has done a lot is utilize time travel, I wouldn't mind a time hopping adventure with dinosaurs being the ones to travel through time in the future. Anything but another Giant Bowser final.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:30:09 PM
No.718005784
>>717998631
Probably insulted and will continue to be a complete jobber to the king.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:32:13 PM
No.718005924
I will still never forgive whoever planned the theme park for depriving us of IRL krazy kremland. It would be such a no brainer, you would think.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:40:26 PM
No.718006504
>>717950354
Bob-Ombs, Shyguys, Snifits, Birdo, and Ninji were all from Doki Doki. Phanto's mask appears in Shyguy's bazaar in Mario Kart World.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:46:30 PM
No.718006927
>>718003197
>TFW you will never fuck k. rool's wife and get her super pregnant
acutally killing myself