Thread 718117364

Bitch wife compromised and agreed to watch green

>>718117364 (OP)
Asuka is so fucking hot jesus christ

>>718117364 (OP)
She is built for FMK, all in order.

>>718118485
She's 14 you sick fuck

>>718119273
out of ten?

>>718119273
Okay, and?

>>718119273
That's the best part

>>718119273
Too old

>>718117364 (OP)
>>718118485
never understood the huge amount of fans she got.
she was just an unlikeable bipolar cunt who just picked on everyone cause she's a pickme with a traumatizing past.
cool i guess, but you all just activate gooner mode as soon as you see an attractive (underage) woman.
pathetic really.

>>718121164
piloting the Eva was literally the only thing she had going in her life, when she became unable to do even that due to her mental state, she became completely useless, and I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that

>>718121164
>never understood the huge amount of fans she got.
Not difficult. Something about how Otaku are often herbivore men desiring carnivore women to take the lead, so if Shinji is their spirit animal Asuka belittling him while secretly pining for his affection is an appealing fantasy to salve real life cases of girls having a low opinion of guys like them.

Of course Shinji and Asuka are a little more complicated and contrived due to NGE's writing compared to the average person.

>>718123573
Except Asuka isn't trying to take the lead. What people like is her gap moe. She's a cunt, but it's plainly obvious she wants attention from Shinji. Pic related

>Walls of Jericho:
>The biblical account in Joshua 6 describes the Israelites, under Joshua's leadership, marching around the city of Jericho for seven days, with the priests blowing horns and the people shouting, causing the walls to collapse

>>718123573
And
>He was also the namesake for the show's protagonist, Shinji Ikari
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinji_Higuchi
>真嗣
>真 means true
>嗣 means heir
>Joshua was the personally appointed successor to Moses

>>718119273
I was sexually aware and masturbating on my own before I was even a teenager
I had orgasms before I could even make semen

>>718117364 (OP)
Blue is a much better show.

>>718123729
True, sorry, that is an important correction. Asuka is not the simplified tsundere she's often confused and imagined to be.

She is as reserved as Shinji just better at concealing it, the frustrations from that complicating his feelings with intimacy more than helping, until it results in the conclusion of EoE. Which is sadly the reality of how such a relation would go.

Still the few sweet moments between them before that are likely what made viewers feel vicarious hope and attachment for the pairing.

>>718117364 (OP)
They're watching blue though

>>718125771
Are you colorblind?

>>718119273
We were all 14 when we watched this so it's okay.

i dreamed about asuka last night
im lonely

>>718120880
>Goku if he landed in Detroid and didn't hit his head as a baby

Kensuke won

>>718128243
no one cares about the rebuilds anymore dude

It's teal

>>718127264
At least he's not racist

>>718124513
Fun fact: all of the characters are named after real life battleships except the Ikaris
Ikari means anchor

>>718117364 (OP)
Can someone edit them watching End of Evangelion?

>>718118485
I like mari more, i don't care if he is anno wife self insert telling you to touch grass

>>718119273
perfect age to rim old geezers

>>718119273
She was 14 back when I was like 11 or 12 in 1996 when the show came out. So by my linear understanding of time, she's technically older than me.

Even if we went with the concept that she's 14 in 2015 (the year the show takes place), that means she'd be 24 now in 2025.

100% legal.

>>718129869
ok but I only have a sneed edit saved

>>718131521
Same bro... same.

>>718119273
So? I used to be 14 too. It's not my fault she never aged

>>718119273
That's actual peak.
Peak performance. Peak fertility.

>>718117364 (OP)
YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 AND STILL NO ONE HAS EVEN TRIED TO TRANSLATE A LITERAL PERSONA KNOCK OFF EVA GAME!?

>>718132401
>NO ONE HAS EVEN TRIED
Many tried, all failed

>>718132046
kek

>>718118485
I look like this irl.

>>718131596
rei is an autistic alien who dies and gets reprinted multiple times and mari does literally nothing except act like a cringey E girl and talk about her boobs

Asuka is the only real human being of the group. And a real hero

>>718132429
Cowards, the lot of them.

Fiery redhead >>>> autismo
Sorry, not sorry.

>>718133080
You mixed up rebuild and nge.

Asuka is a traumatized child in NGE, Shikinami is a (random reveal/setup) clone of some original person at the final crap rebuild film.
Mari is a 60yo+ old groomer; as many ppl say, who did... things for... idk anno dropped th plot/ball and gave up making a film with an actual plot.

NGE/EOE asuka is the best.

>>718134036
Obviously. It's insane how the original show and film ends with a deep cut on the relationship and issues of shinji and Asuka. Because they are the most complex characters

Then the rebuilds are like you know what? Who cares about doing something cool. Boobs girl and shinji get to be office workers and live in a boring normal world happily ever after. What a total downgrade. Did they even interact more than once?!??

>>718117364 (OP)
evangelion got something like 30 games (albeit some are VNs and some just board game collections) between 1995 and 2009, then 0 afterwards
Why?

>>718135073
Gainax became a shell company by that point

>>718134036
>NGE/EOE asuka is the best.
correct

>>718135774
what teh rei doin'?

>>718136636
Chillin'

>>718119273
Nice.

>>718135774
what are they talking about?

>>718117364 (OP)
why are they sitting on the floor?

>>718137934
The Japanese didn't invent chairs until 1998.

>>718137934
it's good for your back

>>718132046
Thanks saving this

>>718124847
I see

>>718122861
Ritsuko, do you mind?

>>718119273
Yes but in German years, not in human years.

>>718117364 (OP)
It’s not fucking fair

>>718122861
>Absolute terror rises

asuka is kinda not 14, she is 32 or something, in not-olding body in new evangelion

>>718144698
Just like in real life

>>718119273
I'm going to cum inside her while she's wearing the plug suit

Rei is for Asuka and Asuka is for Rei
and both should be pumped up to exploding (non lethally)

>>718117364 (OP)
You've been shitposting about this game for what feels like years now is it actually any good?

>>718128243
Doesn’t that character exclusively have sex with black men

>>718143937
Fuck! Imagine if you could romance Maya. I'd be so fucking hard right now if I hadn't already bursted my penis veins.
Not a girl, btw.

>>718145771
That's not your mother, anon.