Thread 718525120

>boot up MH Wilds
>new quest objective
>"Speak with Wuk Lamat"

Chocobo

>boot up FFXIV
>new quest objective
>"Meet up with Nata"

Two IPs that used to be relevant and have completely fucking fell off.

Two of my favourite ever IP and now I just don't give a fuck about what they do with these anymore cus they're trash.

>>718525120 (OP)
>boot up MH Wilds
>it's still unoptimized garbage with no content

>>718525120 (OP)
How are they going to compete with mh world extremoth

now you just fight fucking robots in MH...
bravo

>>718526964
It's like that Horizon series now.

>>718526964
this isn't all we get to fight right? wtf even is it? why aren't we fighting some huge elemental like Titan or bahamut or something?

>>718525120 (OP)
>>718526035

>>718527436
Because they probably developed this slop back during world (make multiple XIV 'mons', tune the fuck out of behemoth, okay we just need 1) and to save dev time, just ported it all the way to Wilds.

>>718527436
world got like two fights? the giant chicken with the crystal and behemoth.
expect maybe the same, or just omega

>>718527720
still doesn't make sense to add Omega

>>718527919
>the giant chicken with the crystal
that was just a giant kulu-ya-ku, so just an alt mon
behemoth was new

>>718528056
yeah, i know.
just saying, don't expect more actual FF monsters than omega

>>718526964
So why am I supposed to hate this exactly?

>>718528197
you are a monster hunter, not a mecha/robot hunter

>>718528197
you know why

>>718526218
goddamn bro i was thinking the same fucking thing when my friend linked me the announcement
he's all excited and im just completely neutral about it

was really hard to add Shinryu instead? even in FFXIV you have a mechanic where you walk on him.

Threadly reminder

Generals belong in /vg/

>>718528713
Utter nonsense. Don't use ingroup terms.

>>718528713
idk about /vg/ but i barely see any modbeast defenders on /v/. just some sperg posting the same images in everyt hread, google docs and people who just shit on wuk

>>718528306
splitting hairs
who gives a shit

>>718525120 (OP)
>MH threads have to deal with the resident FF14 schizo now

man you guys can't catch a break

Man I just want Equal Dragon Weapon...

>>718529095
Yes, because the entire board isn't full of discord schizos now.

>>718525120 (OP)
KINO

>worse than failguard
kekaROOOOOOOOOO

>>718529156
Omega is your Equal Dragon Weapon Zoh Shia already happened lil bro

of course the ffxiv sperg enters the thread

>>718529450
go woke go broke, as they say.

>>718526964
I'll laugh if he has pantokrater

THE BROWN TRANNY IS FINALLY HERE
CLAP FOR HIM

I'm guessing Midnight being a wet fart before it even releases really did a number on our resident schizo.

>>718528979
kys nigger, fucking fortnite brained mongoloid.
>it cool so it okay
actual lobotomite reasoning, I'm here to hunt monsters not robots.

>>718525120 (OP)
I’m really hoping the outfit is 1 to 1

>play both wow and xiv
>more hyped about xiv collab than about wow's entire new expansion
wtf man

>>718529760
Surely they won't fuck it up a second time... right?

>>718529760
Holy fuck that's a kino set.
It even has a buttcape so you know it's something they might actually add.

>>718526035
ARKVEEEEEELD LISTEN TO ME

>>718527948
It kinda does because wilds leans into the artificial monsters aspect of wyveria, really they should have used the Ultima weapon, but Omega has more notability.

>>718526964
You can already fight robots, besides the training robot in the Rise camp, the final boss of MHGU is Ahtal-Ka, a mantis like bug monster that marionettes a giant metal puppet from inside the "machine".

Dumpy is now going to spam all monster hunter threads too, lil fella has his work cut out for him.

Who did it better?

>>718529971
I'm sorry for inflicting this 'tism on them.

>>718529784
wowg burning down
wow reddit on fire
v laughing at manjaw elf
release trailer youtube comments a shitshow

*sip*

>>718528306
>NOOOO WHY ARE THERE ROBOTS IN A GAME CALLED WAR OF THE MONSTERS AHHHH

Anyone interested in talking about the game instead of gossiping about drama all day?

>>718530075
>wow reddit on fire
Ain't no way they always suck the tranny dick

>>718530141
what did you do in MH wilds today?

>>718530075
>laughing at manjaw elf

>>718529709
no youre here to bitch and whine and piss your pants
its a videogame stupid nigger
its all fake
all that matters is if its fun or not

>>718529950
>training robot
training dummy, makes sense to have those to train before having to deal with the real thing.
>ahtal-ka
also makes sense, since it was an amalgamation of various materials around the place, that the monster then spun together with its web to create a giant steel monster. wasn't the actual monster though, ahtal-ka was.
>omega
this is just a sci-fi bot from the future

>>718530240
LOL

>>718525120 (OP)
Hopefully no cancerous fight like behemoth this time around

>>718530360
>this is just a sci-fi bot from the future
Technically it's a sci-fi robot from the ancient past, from an un-splintered version another universe. And it's self-adapting, taking human shape in it's final form.

>>718526964
Space, time, dimension travelling superweapon. Always the same entity across multiple FF entires.

>>718530208
Man, who thought that putting that thing on a screen and making other people look at it was a good idea. Like, I'm supposed to look at that and not just feel sick to my stomach. Grotesque. Also, gotta say, I'm not a fan of Wuk Lamat, either.

>>718530240
owari da...

>>718530562
mean for >>718527436

>>718530629
gross

>>718530668
How bar goes down if it includes inactive characters? Does they deleted after inactive enough time?

>>718525120 (OP)
>boot up FFXIV
>Install a bunch of cheat plugins that can literally play the game for me
>Spend the rest of the day pretending to be afk in Ligma Laminsa like the rest of the bots

>>718526964
Omega is one of my favorite recurring enemies in FF so I'm hyped.
That said choosing the robot was an interesting choice. Would have gone with something like Ultros and Typhon personally.

>>718530075
>wow implodes
>capcom came to him for the collab
>wins by doing absolutely nothing

>>718530837
World of Warcraft literally just added a feature that does your entire rotation by just mashing one button, it's not like anyone is taking MMO gameplay seriously.

>>718530261
your life is fake retard. go back

>>718530837
>don't play game
>be mad that you don't have game to play
>we live in a society

>>718529347
You mean Players Cope RAPED

>>718530909
They can't get away with Ultros's unbound sexuality.
Also, if it's anything like their trial in FFXIV, it would filter shitters that don't learn mechanics.

>>718526964
I like it, it's unexpected and omega has enough angles to use to make any sort of fight with it interesting.

>>718529885
The set before didn’t have a butt cape

>>718526964
This will get me back desu.

>>718525120 (OP)
Did Capcom or SE decide on Omega?
I would've guessed Tritoch for the collab

>>718531072
I'm all for Ultros interacting with Gemma

>>718526964
this coupled with the supposed "performance improvements" that are coming are making me want to reinstall.

>>718530970
what's this about wow
don't tell me they shadowlandsed again

>>718528843
And you belong in HELL

>>718526964
Yes. Like you just literally fucking fought a MHFU Tigrex in MGS.
Crossovers suck ass generally.

Crossovers are a sign of bad game designers.

>>718531281
This, what made the dumpster so mad? I haven't been paying attention.

>>718530971
And yet this is only a drop in the bucket compared to what their 3rd party cheat tools can do.

>>718530972
stay miserable faggot

Hrothgars never should have been playable

>>718531248
The so called performance patches for DD2 did fuck all so don't get excited.

>>718531480
Yeah I agree, WoW has so many mods and addons that would be considered straight up cheats in other games but the playerbase and the devs seem ok with them. Hell the auction house plugins alone are crippling for the economy.

But this isn't a WoW thread so let's stop talking about it now shall we?

>>718531590
>nooo stop having hope for the game to improve

>>718526964
>noooo it doesn't fit the setting
kill yourself fiver lorefag. Maybe you could complain about an actual issue, like the area we will fight this thing

>Stormblood 2
...
>Now with a MonHun collab
Is this a joke, right?

>>718531607
the face that killed the game

>>718531336
>I have never played monster hunter before

>>718530629
Or is it?

>>718530996
Charr pussy >>>>>>>>>>>> Hrothgard axewound

>>718531616
Oh and they also have to press the button. The cheat tools can do all that for you with no delay and even react to things like interrupting an enemy's cast. Again, something that one button can't do at all. You will not win this argument and you only show your ignorance for even trying.

>>718531725
Is this a. . .
No way! ! !

>MonHun threads now get to experience the folder dumping schizos
Good luck, bros

>>718531897
maybe jannies will actually do something about it now
ha... hahaha lmao

>>718531830
>Square Enix, Capcom, and especially BLIZZARD get complete taken over by trannies
>Their core money making franchises begin to flop one after another
curious

>>718531805
wowsis...

>>718530971
>But other game
Your point?

>>718526035
Kek

>>718531948
Homestuck is a janny who defends the dumper

>>718532003
believe

>>718531880
it's a good thing there's no auto-clicker third party tools compatible with wowowawa

>>718532019
I'm saying you shouldn't be surprised considering the most popular game in the genre has given players the option to not play the game, so it's no surprise that players are seeking ways to remove gameplay from an MMO nowadays.

>>718532019
>what does the only other game in the genre that offers competition to 14 (until todays reveal trailer kek) have to do with anything!?

KWAB

>>718531897
As disappointed as I am with capcom they don't deserve the curse of the dumpy. He will unironically target MH threads for years because of this.

>>718531897
Mon hun has been dealing with this for a while it’s just instead of folder dumping it’s some discord running talking points on a script

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHKMPVOxPOQ

oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJkZj0PDE54

no no no no delete this, our narrative!

>Wow announces whole expansion with cinematic trailer
>XIV gets a collab with another dying game that hasnt even been fixed yet
Bravo Square

uh-oh, melty!

>>718532497
>Wow announces whole expansion with cinematic trailer
Going stellar for them, so I've heard.

>>718532520
Finally he'll be able to get changed in the privacy of his babysitter's home

>>718532365
WoW addicts are a whole new tier of mental illness, good luck anon.

I heard about that one button press thing but isn’t it like a 26% dps loss?

>>718532593
Apparently so since the game is still being talked about regularly

>>718532642
It outpaces 70% of players.

>>718531649
Yes
Thank fuck for refunds

Why are XIVies on /v/ still pretending that they're dying visual novel "mmo" with zero rpg elements, scripted DDR fights and a dogshit story is still better than WoW?

Seriously how did /v/ come to despise WoW do much but become obsessed with FFXIV of all MMOs? Genuinely what does this game have (other than better ERP) that WOW doesn't? Genuine unironic question. Especially after Dawntrail.

>>718532996
>>Seriously how did /v/ come to despise
esl

>>718532996
XIV lets me be the girl I always knew I was

>>718532497
xiv chads don't care about your western shit though

>>718532996
>they're
brown

fire kate fire hiroi

>>718532996
>despise
I don't even think about wow, stop spamming our threads, no one cares about your western game or mmo rivalry

>>718526964
SOON

>>718533156
True
Have fun with the one boss fight then afking in Limsa for the next few months

>>718532996
Has WoW really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

So what happened to WoW that wowfags are ITT having a copey?

>>718533302
I can play other JAPANESE or KOREAN games

>>718533416
New expansion trailer came out and it was shit, housing also isn't as good as they were hoping it would be.

>>718533416
This is pretty standard for when XIV is the subject of a thread

>>718533471
>New expansion trailer came out and it was shit
QRD?
>housing also isn't as good as they were hoping it would be.
Double QRD? What did they do to fuck it up?

>>718532996
V is permanently stuck in 2021, after the disaster of Shadowlands, and has been completely unable to accept WOW isn't still the way it was back during that period. They latched onto FFXIV out of spite and now have severe sunk cost into this game. They brought with them the same cultist thinking they had as WOW players, amd have made FFXIV and its creator Yoshi P their religion and God. Endwalker and Dawntrail being dogshit (after they got into this game during ShB) mindbroke them, they just found an alternative to WoW and ot immediately goes to shit in only a single expansion. But they can't admit they made a mistake in investing in FFXIV. They can't admit WOW won the long game. They have to keep pretending FFXIV is still good, that WoW is still the same state as it was during Shadowlands.

V will probably never go back to being a WOW board no matter how much WOW improves, and even as FFXIV dies they'll they'll stay latched onto it till the bitter end, rather than admit they were wrong and got duped by ecelebs who were paid to shill FFXIV during 2021 (who all ended up going back to WOW anyway)

>>718533287
this is cringe

>>718533551
tl;dr

I'm sure if you keep giving the schizo attention he'll stop dumping his folder. Keep it up!

>V
Nope, not reading that.

>>718533618
Wow players mad after wow exodus and never moved on

Stop talking about "dumpy" and talk about WoW.

Wildsfrens, fear not... You're being gaslighted and tricked by the most powerful doomposter on the internet. We call him... Dumpy... He has singlehandedly (with help from Zepla) tricked the entire XIV fanbase into thinking Dawntrail is bad. But we will not let this fate befall you. We, the Knights of Yoshida, are here to protect you.
Knights of Yoshida... fight with the memory of Soken's cancer in your heart... Remember how we stood together at nightclubs during covid... Remember the campfire vigil for that one anime guy we never heard about...
KNIGHTS OF YOSHIDA...
ASSEMBLE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGw1RI0Kts
(Soken wrote this song while he had cancer did you know that?)

>>718525120 (OP)
Me and my Big Black Male Roegadyn EB loved the last MonHun x FFXIV collab and are excited for this one!

>>718533671
Maybe they should stop being mad and move on.

>>718533671
That sounds like a cope
Actual fact is XIVfags are still riding the high from the popularity boom during the wow exodus followed by the Endwalker release
Its sad to see especially considering the state of the game gameplay wise and the lack of interest

>>718533712
Dog I started FF14 last year and even I think Dawntrail story is ass. I should have unsub after Endwalker MSQ.

Who cares about wow? go back to facebook you fucking normalfags

When you see the designated schizo flailing about like a sperg apropros of nothing, it really puts into perspective just how deranged and mindbroken he is.

now here comes the part where he replies to himself for the rest of the thread, have fun!

>>718533874
>unsub after Endwalker MSQ.
This
It was a perfect end to the story, i feel sorry for anyone that kept playing on

So what will the Omega armor look like?
This?

>does nothing
>wins

>>718525120 (OP)
>>718526035
It's a match made in heaven

>>718529591
the Savage version is definitely going to have spinning flamethrowers but there's not enough players in a hunt to do stack and spreads

>>718533287
Pretty sure this was repurposed into Zoh Shia. It's not a Frankenstein but it's clearly meant to be an artificial Fatalis.

>>718526964
vucking vased
unironically reinstalling just for Omega

>xivvies still can't explain why their game is a better MMORPG than WoW

Because its NOT better, or else they could say how.

>>718526035
>Talk to Nata

bro stop copying my homework

>>718534038
>game dying thanks to Dawntrail
>So bad that now Square Enix itself is dying

What did he win?

>>718534215
Shouldn't you be busy doing damage control in the "better MMORPG" thread?

>>718534279
Shadowbringers trailer was so GOATED. Holy shit why can't we have that back.

>>718534289
he can't, there's too many threads. unironically lost control of the narrative

WoW is God WoW is King WoW is forever

>>718534359
So instead he seethes in threads dedicated to the "inferior" MMO. Sad.

>>718534279
Many such cases

>>718533551
>lalafell skinwalker outs himself as a seething wowbab projecting his wowbabness on others
saved kek

>MH wilds threads have gotten so bad now they have to deal with FXIV schizoposts
Just put these threads out of their misery already

>>718534546
What didn't we already know? All lala shitters are wowfugees

>>718534492
LOL xivvies really stole that shit?

>>718534215
stop avatarfagging

>>718531072
>if it's anything like their trial in FFXIV, it would filter shitters that don't learn mechanics.
that would be a good thing

Depending on the equipment it drops and additions/adjustments to the game with this TU, it could be somewhat worth jumping back into.

>>718534681
other way around

>>718533716
i'm actually offended you think that i think the MH collab is worthy of engaging with

>Deflecting to wow
How does it feel to know that you wasted your life on ffziv?

>>718534025
payment processors won't like that

>>718535164
Payment processors seem to be gay.

>>718534937
>offended by the insinuation of liking the Rathalos fight but not being a BBC Roegaydn kween.

>>718527948
yeah it does considering what Omega does. It would 100% be interested in that world.

>>718534546
How do you skinwalk a reaction image? I thought they weren't avatars but just reaction images?

>not even in the top 10
ffxiv is dead troonslop

>>718534680
>>718534834
It's been a long know fact that the lala avatarfags are WoWfuguees so yeah.

>>718535896
>Reddit's top 10

>>718526964
>retard didn't play MHGU

>>718535750
because someone may actually believe i acknowledge the rathalos fight. projecting your weird fetish onto others is just the standard for silly boys like you

>>718535979
Why does this channel cause the XIV community so much seethe?

>>718526035
Unironically, I never bought Wilds because of him and his "people". They could have been Africans and I wouldn't care, but they made them like...that.

>>718535750
Notice that Cocoli will deny being behind certain posts with his avatar but he never denies liking Roegadyn BBC? Because he does.

>Wilds is officially on my backburner until an expansion comes out
>don't know or care about FF enough to give a shit about this mecha crossover
Cool I guess? I'll kill it at least once, maybe. Honestly it's difficulty to stay motivated for anything regarding Wilds let alone from a game I don't play and a franchise I'm not interested in.

R A P E D
A
P
E
D

Sorry Monster Hunter fans, your threads are gonna be nigh unusable for the foreseeable future as you see FFXIV has to deal with a legit mentally ill schizo with folders of stuff he spends his days gathering and creating.

>>718535896
>BG3
>PoE
>Genshin
>WuWA
>HSR
What are these doing on an MMO list?

>Famous jap guide maker for XIV jumped ship to WuWa
how embarrassing to lose this badly to chink gachashit

>>718535951
Why are you more worried about people thinking you may like the Rathalos fight than people thinking you're into BBC Roegaydns

>>718536058
And also his propensity for skinwalking and holding fake conversations with himself where he basically sucks his own cock.

>>718536036
>>718536110
i officially deny being into your weird fetish

>>718534937
>>718535951
>Hasn't touched one of the only good trials in the game
Yes we know you're a roulette hero Cocoli, you don't actually play the game, despite whiteknighting it every single day for 2 years straight now.

>crying about thread schizos
>while shitting up the catalog with their general
what did xivniggers mean by this

>>718529760
That's actually pretty badass tbdesu.

>>718536138
How do you skinwalk a reaction image? They're not avatarfagging they're just using reaction images right? That's why the janny never bans them (even though he bans anyone using their "reaction images")?

>>718536058
Fear not, my fellow Knight of Yoshida. I have already apprised them of the situation...
Dumpy, I know you're reading this. Know that we will not yield. Not ever...

What kind of fat cuck wastes his whole life grinding every job in a dead nip mmo? Maining bitch healer, no less. K E K

>>718536143
You didn't deny liking Big Black Roegadyn cock thoughever. You still refuse to specifically deny it.

The truth is nobody is impersonating you, you're just a Roegadyn BBC loving weirdo.

>>718536285
Nobody will miss you when you die of an aneurysm.

>>718536143
You could've just chosen not to engage, you could've just said nothing. But we now we know you're into that BBC

>>718536414
>no argument

>>718536325
cuckoli is a known /xivg/ lolcow and diaperfag

>>718533334
Yeah.

https://x.com/Amanda_Achen/status/1954986066592575898

>FFXIV'S lead singer is now going to official fanfests of Gacha games like Wuthering Waves and being hired to sing songs from these games

Oh no no no no, the Chinese have even poached our singers. Uh, QUICK, break out the MonHun collab!

>>718536636
>singer does work for more games than just one
oh no... it's all over... the end is nigh
shouldn't you be happy since you have a throbbing rageboner for amanda achen anyway

>>718526035
Hahaha aw fuck you're right

>>718536414
I notice you never have any argument when you get BTFO'D like you just did now.

Anyway you gonna talk about the thread topic at any point or are you just gonna sperg about dumpy for another 500 posts?

>>718526964
This is the second time where an FFXIV collab in Monster Hunter doesn't actually feature a monster originating from FFXIV.

>>718533287
Still mad this wasn't what Wilds ended up talking about.
>>718533608
Secondary faggots need not post here

>>718536636
When will FFXIV get a Wuthering Waves collab?

Jesus Christ what is this thread

>>718536802
There are barely any original monsters in XIV. Ravana, Endsinger, the First Beast, the long version of the First Beast from Vanaspati. I can't even think of anything else.

>>718535863
Disingenuous nigger

>>718536853
there was an unfortunate happening today and they're extra zesty

Here's your FFXI collab, bros

>>718536143
UPGRADE YOU'RE PC YOU FUCKING THIRD WORLD SPIC. I AM SICK OF SEETHING YOU BE AN AVATAR FAGGOT WITH THE GRAINIEST FUCKING IMAGES

They should add a Primal to collab instead of Omega

>>718528306
Dumb tourist never played old game collabs.

the archduke won

>>718536636
WHAT THE FUCK SHE SOLD HER SOUL TO XIV
Kill yourself retard

>>718536853
Welcome to XIV threads.
One seething pajeet just shits his diapers in them all day long.

>>718536636
How come chinks can put out story like this every 3 weeks while it takes 5 months for FF14? Honest question.

https://youtu.be/R2s_BbS8R3Y

>>718525120 (OP)
so the performance of XIV will be downgraded?

>>718537068
Do you even know how much gachas make from retarded asian npcs?

>>718536872
All the Lightwardens are completely original, though I can understand not wanting to use them when we're so far removed from Shadowbringers.
I'd also classify all the primals as originals - they may not be conceptually from XIV but they at least got new designs that would be identifiable as from XIV if used in a crossover.

>>718537068
They have to work around Sena Bryer's busy schedule. Unfortunate, but well worth the wait given the quality we get.

>>718536802
The amount of points which can be made about it are almost endless. Shills paid by the hour will try and say any criticism is unwarranted.
>Most likely made way before wilds came out
>Not a FFXIV unique made monster which would make more sense to bring people over to experience it
>Version it comes from is fucking 8 years old (LOL)
>boss itself is visually mogged by the non-troon pozzed XVI version, but that game was a failure so for some reason they didnt use that
>Wilds as a whole seems angled towards modern things (Akuma is SF 6 centric), referencing something old from XIV is weird
>XIV is also in freefall status, so what is happening internally must be dire

>>718536838
Never, the ethics department hates beautiful women.

>>718537068
Show us the gacha content while you're here.

>>718536853
He does this to ffxiv threads more or less every day it only gets this bad when wow has a bad update or something

>>718536802
Classic FF monsters are just more recognizable. I'd rather fight those than literally who made up for XIV (they're probably all girls anyway)

>>718537210
>boss itself is visually mogged by the non-troon pozzed XVI version
XVI is pozzed as fuck, but yeah that Omega is way cooler.

>ethics department
vintage mindbreak

>>718537293
The First Beast would be really cool tho.

>>718537068
>How come chinks can put out story like this every 3 weeks while it takes 5 months for FF14? Honest question.
Real answer is that FFXIV never has any pre-rendered cutscenes (like the WuWa scene you just linked). Everything single cutscene is an in-engime cutscene which SEVERELY limits what the devs can do with a cutscene.

Why? Because if they pre rendered a scene than the player character couldn't be present. Because we need to have the WOL be in literally every scene just so they can do absolutely nothing but /nod

yeah i think this game is done and dusted. i'm buying midnight and playing wow at least blizzard is trying

>>718536025
The Burger King crown.

>>718537068
we habu no resources, prease undastando.
>>718537285
one singular minigame mogs all of ff14s "content"

>where's my xenoblade collab?
>where's my chrono trigger collab?
>where's my drakengard collab?
>where's my nier replicant collab?
>where's my FF7 collab?
>where's my street fighter collab?
>where's my dmc collab?
>where's my megaman collab?
and
>why TWO MH collabs?

>>718537479
Same I’m so excited

>>718537168
10x as much as FFXIV, it's well-documented. Square Enix is so laughably bad at gacha that all their shitty kusoge have already EOS

>>718533551
Holy schizophrenia...

>>718537068
Genuine answer, SE takes the revenue from FF14 and pumps it into other projects in the company.
They've been doing this for years but what changed was Endwalkers post patch period where not much came out a period of two years, and then the expansion Dawntrail which released last year was a complete bomb.
So people stopped playing but more importantly they stopped paying their subscription which SE's policy of not investing correctly into FF14 has finally run it's full course, people got fed up and quit.

>>718537508
>one singular minigame mogs all of ff14s "content"
then show it

>>718537068
For as many faults as XIV's story may have gacha writing is literally only a step above AI tier.
Just the most trope-filled mind numbing garbage ever put to paper.

>>718537285
>Show us the gacha content while you're here.

Show us the FFXIV content while you're here

>>718532414
The only thing stopping people from using the actual good cheats is not having knowledge about it. People are so stupid they unironically think people fired up the newest patch on a private server to practice instead of just using bots to play for your entire team including pixel stacking(Legitimately impossible for 8 people to pixel stack without cheats)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDx-tkEhsw&t=81s

>>718536838
>feet driving away tourists and twitter troons away from wuwa and zzz

>>718534359
Lmao he was getting raped in every single thread no wonder he made his safe space to dump his folder

>>718537674
Where is the content?

>>718537674
Pfft... Watch this...

>>718537731
Cooming over waifus you rolled is the content

>>718537625
You can tell that the Midnight announcement didn't go over well. Girl (male) is absolute dilating it up in a frothing rage.

>>718537285
>paywalled aethercurrents
>timegated dungeons
>paywalled relics and weapon glows
>gacha rng for loot drops
kekaROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718536298
You need help.

this is a monster hunter thread you fucking retard, what’s wrong with blizzard fags

>>718537794
I like to play a game tho.

>>718526964
One of the few bits of xiv I still have fond memories of,
Damn I might actually reinstall wilds...

>>718537649
>>718537820
>mfw ff14 mobile actually pops off and is successful
imagine how much seething xivtroons will do when this happens

>>718537913
Surely you aren't saying this while afking in Limsa

>>718537898
Now you understand why everyone hates them.

>>718538010
I have gone to Limsa a grand total of like 3 times in the past 2 years or so.
Given that you're a gachaslime gooning to jpgs, I'm not surprised that that would be your thing, but don't project that on to me.

>>718538065
Some of these images are wild as fuck for how niche they are, like what the fuck is this LMAO
>>718538161
This dude must have ffxiv in his head 24/7

>>718538245
>kate's bravest little xivcuck
>still wasting sub money on a dead mmo

>>718537674
>Asked to show content
>Shows generic anime waifus doing some overanimated one button shit in a void
Sasuga gachasloppas.

China wonned
Japan losted

This guy is psychotic

>>718538375
Boomers only play sub mmos and are ignorant in general about anything outside their sphere. This goes for both wowcucks and xivniggers. Meanwhile HoK the actual biggest moneymaker in the world just got shilled at gamescom and they know nothing about it.

>>718536925
That really sucks.

>>718538375
I accept your concession, gachaslime.

Should I keep farming or is this charm good enough?

Monster Hunter?

>>718538607
Dumpy actually thinks ffxiv players don’t know about gacha

>>718538451
>he actually prefers this >>718537778 to this >>718537674
xivcucks really have been buckbroken this hard huh

>Hey guys instead of playing games we should sit and spam any discussion with screeching about which game is gayer and deader
>Here I'll even help dumping my folder of outdated gay images I willingly save to my computer
I love how you can hold a mirror up to these niggers and they still won't see themselves because they're niggerpires that wish they could infect white people with their gay brainrot melatonin.

>>718538375
>pays real money to gamble for waifu jpgs
>calls others "cucks"
Need help retrieving my sides. They're in Alpha Centauri.

>>718538692
Gotta wait until people stop making fun of world of warcraft midnight in order to talk about monster hunter

It’s unreal we live in a world where that sentence was typed and true

>>718533302
Anon do you really just play MMOs to raid? You don’t craft, grind or nothing?

>>718538375
>cuck
Literally every single gacha doujin is fucking NTR and every image on twitter is blacked NTR

>>718526964
>Cliffs
FUCK

>>718538751
He kind of does know he’s retarded because he gets banned constantly in the wow general. He’s really an overly emotional crybaby this is just a tantrum.

>>718532497
>a bad game that I don’t play announces a bad expansion that I won’t play
Explain why I should be mad

>>718525120 (OP)
Noooooo!

>omega
>not bahamut
gay

>>718532593
Lmao

>>718532996
Read actual posts on this site, plenty of people hate XIV

>>718538716
>hurrr durr im a retard who doesnt know words why anon no think my overanimated flashy shitshow spinning in the wind doing nothing isn't better than actually playing game hurr my waifu do the spinny spinny

>>718536636
Didn't SE give the boot to Amanda first because she was racist or transphobic or some shit?

>xivniggers ITT still wasting sub money on kate's dead mmoslop
>in the year of our lord 2014+11

>>718526035
>>718525120 (OP)
Never played FF14 and skipped all Nata cutscreens: whom is worse?

>>718539081
bro you pay for gachaslop
go roll for your waifu (or husbando) and then proceed to do nothing rumao

I will eliminate you and make this thread OURS!

>>718539079
That was Susan Calloway.

>>718539031
Hey dude, did you see Asmongold reacted to Athena's video about Kate calling for Conservatives to be purged, he had 60k viewers at the time as well.

>>718539035
Pretty sure most people are indifferent to ffxiv and don’t care enough to to post how much they hate it for years or spam the threads with the same image macros for years

>>718539085
Wuk and it's not even close. The little jeet isn't nearly as hated as the trooncat, and he hasn't retroactively made the rest of MH unplayable by existing.

>>718526964
what the fuck is a larboard

>>718539178
Then why there was no Amanda song in Yawnfail?

>do nothing
>have game live rent free in some brown's mind for years
actually kinda envious. it requires some actual work from me to break a tard's mind the same way

>>718539425
The opening movie had an Amanda segment when Krile starts painting.

>>718537068
Because gacha development is a meat grinder with a lot of burnout and turnover and FFXIV development is not.

Seriously look up what gacha devs have to deal with and you'll understand.

>>718536636
>singer does work for multiple projects
That's a good thing no? Her work is getting noticed and she's getting more gigs.

What the FUCK is this argument?

>>718539425
Soken doesn't like Amanda, he wants to have his own singer now who is Japanese. He only hired her in the first place because Umetsu had a White singer with Susan Calloway and he tried to emulate Umetsu, but now he wants to revert to the Japanese singer who sang Scream from the Pand raid and the song we all know and love Smile.

what do we do

>>718538859
>require grinding to max knowledge level
>require grinding coins to unlock phantom job(s)
>require grinding individual phantom job(s) levels
>require grinding coins for entry to forked tower
>entering forked tower is based on instance RNG and praying you actually get taken in
>Content is hard enough to require progging and forming statics
>Statics can't reliably even get everyone into the instance, let alone into forked tower
>bandaid fixes barely even begin to address the problem.

I feel like I could have designed a better forked tower

>>718539081
please do not use Koyuki to shitpost thank you

>>718537479
Yeah
Samefagging their own posts on twitter out of desperation kek

>>718533542
Notice how they aren't responding to this

>>718539726
>obama giving himself a medal.jpg

>>718537479
>at least blizzard is trying
most subtle actiblizz shill

>>718539504
>acting like this looney troon doesn't deserve to get ground into hamburger
cuck

>>718539603
the story/lore in WoW is beyond fixing, and the gameplay is even worse
not sure how people thought that one man could somehow turn around an entire game by himself

>>718539868
that's something kate and you have in common i guess

>>718539504
Cry harder, then put the fries in the bag. Chop chop.

>>718539868
I'm actually amazed Asmongold reacted to it, there is 100% someone from SE who watches his streams, be it a community manager or rep and or someone involved with SE will know now.
Holy fuck

>>718539585
Well, sucks to be him I guess. Akino is fine for pop songs but she can't sing something like Tomorrow and Tomorrow or Flow. OR God forbid, fucking Answers lmao

The seethe is very potent tonight.

uh oh schizo meltie

>>718540094
Proof

>>718526035
>>"Meet up with Nata"
nada

We warned you Monster Hunter anons, you are not prepared for the wave of retardation you are about to get hit by. Dumpy is just the tip of the iceberg so to speak.

>>718540094
Nah the CMs love Preach now.

>>718526964
You better learn nautical terms, buddy

>>718537673
>above AI
Experience the first Space China arc in Star Rail and tell me that is better than AI. It was literally nonsense that a bug writer thought sounds deep and mystical, like glorious China.

>>718540393
Proof what proof I already posted it here
>>718539180
Check Asmongolds latest stream, timestamp 4hours 44 minutes give or take.

>>718540393
It was posted on his subreddit
He played 2 seconds of it
Said he didn't want to watch it
And made a comment on one of the screenshotted Bluesky posts
Then moved on

>>718526964
I dont pllay milds but this looks 10x less cancerous than that fucker behemoth

>>718537673
so THATS why all those new gachaslop trailers looked and sounded exactly the same

>>718538692
I like Rise most personally. I'm not even that fond of the Nip setting, it's just the most focused modern Monster Hunter.

>>718540603
There's the damage control. It's too late nigga, it's too late her post supporting purging Conservatives was all that was important in that video and Asmongold reacted to it, and had 60k concurrent viewers at the time. There's no hiding it now.

>>718540509
How fucking pathetic that you know the name of a shitposter.

>>718540902
Where was I wrong?

>>718540902
>There's the damage control.
Anon, he was literally doing a recounting of what happened.
I know you're really invested in your autistic crusade but you don't need to act like a loon for it.

>>718540938
you are not very smart are you

>>718540889
people deepthroat world but I always hated that you MUST use the clutch claw, at least rise lets you ignore the bug moves if you don't want to use them.

>>718539868
Are you really comparing a developer to some fucking localizer?

>>718541039
She called herself a developer, she's also lore consultant, the va director and the lead localisation for English. She's not some random nobody, she has Koji Fox's old job.

>>718540864
uhm sweaty have you seen this webm of my waifu doing a spinny spin with a lot of unreal engine 5 particles???
mmoslop could NEVER
so be quiet, chuddy

>>718539603
this is unironically grim

>>718541025
It was tolerable with the hammer and dual blades, but still easily the worst thing about iceborne

>>718537463
The warrior of light should've died at the end of Endwalker, and the game should've shifted to Wuk Lamat being the player character. All of Dawntrails failures lie with being shackled by the WoL deadweight.

>>718541508
lol
good one

YoshiP unironically won

>>718542006
the competition mutilated itself

>mon hun thread
>look inside
>WoW for some reason
??? Who cares about this game

>>718542516
The thread involves XIV as well
There is a law on /v/
>All XIV threads must mention WoW
>All WoW threads must mention XIV
Sorry

>>718536032
>africans are better
Lol

>>718537673
BA's is pretty good.
It has a nice balance of cute girls doing cute things and serious plot with actual real stakes. Also has a surprising amount of reality to it.

>>718542643
And both for some reason attract the Wuthering Waves schizo.

>>718537674
here's the content

>>718536575
Here's his xitter

>>718542958
>BA's is pretty good.
It isn't.

>>718539158
Squeenix lost loads of money after their last wave of gachaslop failed thoughbeit. You're gonna get paid lootboxes in xiv at this rate. It's what happens to all dying mmo

>>718539603
>sorry wow players, you got baited LMAO
He made sure you all bought that rancid expansion first

>>718526964
In ffxiv omega was part of a galactic empire of robots that tried expanding to the dragon homeworld and ended up making it uninhabitable. It then chased midgardsormr across the universe until they landed on the human planet.
Omega only wants to get stronger by fighting strong things and self-evolving. It then wants to return to basically the king AI of its empire.
It evolves to human shape in 14.

>>718543225
>but what if in my fever dream, xiv becomes just as rancid as the gacha games i suck off now????
What a weird thing to say.

Koyuki hates xivniggers!

>>718543218
Post your account level and prove your opinion is valid

>>718539603
This isn't real is it?

>>718526964
honestly a pretty great choice imo. i'm excited for it.

which artifact armors are we getting in the game? I assume viper is a given, but i hope we get something else too.

>>718537401
that's fair, actually, that could be a great cross over enemy.

>>718530091
god this was jank but kino. local pvp was the best shit ever

>>718543348
It's funny that people seethe so hard about gachas but modern gacha games basically takes MMO design, condenses it into 5-20m a day, remove your reliance on other players, and actually provide a live service instead of just months-long stretches of 0 content.
Hell, I spend maybe 20 bucks every two or three months on a gacha so it's cheaper than an MMO sub

Who exactly is doing the folder dumping and dooming in every single FF14 thread? I have to imagine it's someone that got banned and just wants to negatively impact the game however they can.

>>718526964
I would call this kino if it was a fight against omega and midway through the fight shinryu invaded or vice versa.

>>718543341
I'm not the same anon and I don't gacha or slop. I'm the reason SE is failing kek.

>>718526964
Will they let me hit if I beat it?

>>718543515
No. I just browsed 3 /wowg/ threads expecting kino, got nothing. Metzen hasn't twitted anything for 2yrs.

>>718543741
someone more pathetic then you could possibly imagine

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IWWfJW2qtJxvj9CcW0bAzLlB2lsmaF5zA6dghFY7vV4/edit?gid=913041854#gid=913041854

Time turning up the volume

>>718543791
>I'm the reason SE is failing kek.
Sena?

>>718526964
>STARBOARD
>LARBOARD
Yeah, fuck you too, Koji.

>>718544086
CHICKEN TENDERSSSSSSSSSSS

>>718544016
I wish i could kill out of touch corporations with my freaking voice but I'm afraid i haven't sacrificed enough prepubescent genitalia to Moloch for my demonic powers.

>>718544279
Resub or he'll sue and copyright strike you, bigot

>>718526964
THE FUCK ARE A FORE AND AFT

>>718544332
sorry but then you ain't doing shit

>>718544086
>Other languages use left/right four fold explosion/eight fold explosion
>American Trannyslator: I should really flex the thesaurus my mom bought me
>QUADRABOOM BOMBARIAN SPECIAL COMING RIGHT UP XISTERS
>OCTUPLE LARIAT YEAHHHHH
>Finally my beloved JP group gets world first!!!
>Wouldn't it be cool if we used words that we don't even know what they mean????
>Oops we mixed up core-lateral and lateral-core thank god no ones checking our retarded work.

>>718527118
that would be cool, actually.
a Horizon x MH collab with some machines being ported.

better yet, a Horizon game with MH's character creator.

>>718544584
seethe lol

>>718537673
Somehow plastic koreans put so much heart into nikke's story and every part of their presentation, I unironically teared up in some of the stories in it
Made me actually think koreans developed a soul now

>>718544584
And now the translation is soulless as fuck, thanks women

>>718539085
Nata is annoying. Wuk actively killed an entire expansion and even maybe 14.

>>718544497
People not wanting to do shit with Squeenix's products is what's killing them though. They've been in trouble since lsst year when they're gacha crashed and burned and FFXIV failing is just the icing on the shit sundae. They're going to want to squeeze XIV for what it's worth to stay afloat. They did the same with XIII last time they were in trouble (thanks to XIV) and its rushed sequels were chalk full of monetization. Only a matter of time before XIV gets that treatment.

>>718544584
Starboard and port are the most common nautical terms. If you can't figure out that larboard is probably the opposite of starboard then you have severe IQ issues
Unironically read a book. Even fiction will teach you shit like this.

>>718543204
what language is he speaking

I fucking hate Final Trannytasy

>>718544779
And you have nothing to do with that.

>>718525120 (OP)
>ff collabslop
Fuck off Capcom.

>>718539085
wuk is worse if only because all of the screen time, but at the very least she doesnt have anything like that stupid scene at the end where he is defending fucking arkvelt. wuk doesnt reach that type of retarded writting. but she has a lot more retarded writting than nata.

Is this the thread bros?

>>718544781
>>718544701
>>718544619
>People defending this shit
lmao
lol
Koji Fox peaked at FFXI HQ item translations and ruined everything else he touched with his ego rewritting FFT and other retarded shit. It's not hard to translate shit just tedious work meant for retarded apes fuck off with the sovl purposefully mistranslating shit for shits and giggles.

>>718545031
avatarfag, meet FF14 schizo. play nice now

>>718545039
Koji was the one who fixed FFT?

>>718544781
>(L)arboard
It really is just that easy.
Definitely too complex for the third worlder seething about XIV all day, though.

>>718545102
the unstoppable faggot vs the immovable autist

>>718526964
damn that monster looks like a blast to hunt, can’t wait bros

>>718545039
>nooo you're not being angry with me waaaah
The absolute state. Melt.

>>718545124
>Let's add an extra layer of thinking to a boss that spins in circles that only exists in one language!
It's not that it's hard to remember it's just a translator flexing their thesaurus to flex their thesaurus. It's literally just left and right in Japanese.

I switched to gachas and idle mmos tbqh
Regular mmos just update so fucking slowly its insane

>>718545279
Japs also speak and write like cavemen

>>718545336
It's also left and right in the other 2 languages the games in.
It's only Koji Fox actively shitting up the game.
Hell Heavensward is filled to the brim with outdated Games of Thrones references because of him.

>>718525120 (OP)
you people play some gay ass videogames

>>718544849
Everyone who's the target demographjc but doesn't want to have anything to do with final trantasy xiv has something to do with it

>>718545279
>L = Left
>an extra layer of thinking
Holy fuck you really are brown. Your right to an opinion is hereby revoked.

>>718545279
I thought the story was the Japanese used nautical terms so he just followed suit

>>718545519
>Not L = the other one
Try not to drool on your keyboard when you argue this time.

>>718544086
>>718544584
>JP kanji is "ship left" and "ship right"
>hmmm how can i maintain this easy readability AND the nautical themeing??
>ah, there's an antiquated term that starts with an L, surely the players will be able to use that as a shortcut to know it means LEFT
>instead they bitch and moan because they can't learn what the mechanic actually means
Strange though how they could figure out Pantokrator even though it doesn't describe the mechanic? Almost like the word choice was never the issue and they're just faggots blaming a non-issue for why they can't dodge left or right?

>>718525120 (OP)
Give a Lalafel skin for my Palico partner please

>>718545601
>doesn't know how to resolve (L)arboard
>accuses others of drooling on their keyboards
Keklmao. Brown.

>>718526035
DO NOT REDEEM THE ZOH SHIA QUEST HUNTER SAAAAR
EAT THE NAAN INSTEAD SAAR I GIVE YOU TANDOORI CHICKEN
DO NOT CRAFT ARKVELD ARMOR SAAR

>>718525120 (OP)
>two failures crossover event

>>718544584
>NOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T AKH MORN CALLED "STACK-UP BIG DAMAGE LASER" HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGURE THIS OUT WHAT THE FUCK?!
>OCTUPLE?! WHAT THE FUCK STOP INVENTING WORDS!

>>718536872
Tons and tons from the actual Hunts are unique, but none of those are iconic at all. Most of the unique bosses you smack around in FFXIV are too humanoid for MH. Eden's Promise isn't technically Eden imo it should count but it would be whack to fight in MH I think like that volcano giganigga you fight in World.

>>718545279
>translator flexing their thesaurus
it isn't someone else's fault you have poor linguistic skills

>>718545662
The boss isn't spinning in circles with directions you need to read off the cast bar casting pantokrater. It does the mechanic and it's the same way every time.
Next retarded argument please.

>>718545804
>Gacha poster
>Still hasn't addressed Starboard
Nigga you outed yourself as a brown.

>>718545928
Paco please this is embarrassing for you.
Do you have a humiliation fetish?

>>718545279
>It's literally just left and right in Japanese.
No, the Japanese also uses nautical terminology. It's just that the kanji used to write those terms is just "Ship Left" and "Ship Right".

>>718530075
I was mad at WoW ever since the end of WotLK and Cataclysm, at this point seeing it continue to fail doesn't even give me a feeling of pleasure anymore. I just want it to finally die so I can remember the few good times I had with Blizzard games in peace.

FFXIV struggling does disappoint me though, I left at the end of Endwalker's MSQ which wasn't super great but was a nice sendoff, I was hoping the game would have something for me to come back to in a few years. Doesn't look like it'll be the case though.

The English script of this game makes no fucking sense.
>The boy's just not buoyant.
What? Boyant? What the fuck does that even mean? He's not boyish because he looks like a girl? What? I shouldn't have to constantly google these archaic bullshit words.
>Meanwhile, pic related
Clear, concise, and honestly... pretty hilarious. Alphinaud can't swim! Everyone from all walks of life, including those without an English major, can understand it. Beautiful. How dare Koji continue to fuck with the masterpiece that is the JP script?

>>718544584
>they know english better than me, patel, so they are trying to flaunt their english skills and it has nothing to do with my sub-60 IQ and paper-thin ego
Oh, by the way, "flaunt" means to display or present something, often in an attempt to stir up feelings of envy within the recipient.

>>718546071
There it is!
Been a minute

>>718546158
Fixed.

>>718546071
Nah you just don't understand the word buoyant and are dumb because you don't like retarded translations.
If it helps you can think of it like (b)ouncy (b)ouyant like how balls float in water even though this is completely unrelated to the issue you're talking about.

>>718525120 (OP)
Does anyone still play FF shit in fucking 2025?

>>718539180
Nice. FFXIV devs fucking love Asmongold too, so maybe they'll realize this tranny might be a bit of a brand drag.

>>718546639
If anything they probably have a strong distaste for him suggesting shit that ruined the game.
>Hey we need more hard 4 man content
>Prioritize releasing hard 4 man content and even name the NPC who unlocks it Osmon.
>No one does it because it's bad and only a grifter repeatedly suggested it and peddled it would be good
>Dev time that could've been spent on actually good content like ultimates and field operations was wasted on trash

>>718546843
Criterion? It wasn't disliked but there's 0 reason to do it again

>>718547243
It's also an imbalanced waste of time where like 30-40% of the jobs are viable just like WoWs version but he'll constantly suggest that the game should be like a game he doesn't play anymore.

>>718546843
More people have cleared criterions than Forked Tower lil gup.

>>718546843
The issue is that he asked for MORE content not "hard content instead of easy content"
The devs and the leadership of squeenix were the ones who decided there was a limit of the amount of content they could add in between expansions.
Remember when ever dungeon had a hard mode and an ongoing story to go along with it? Remember when every job had its own storyline? Remember the content abundance of stormblood?

>>718547472
He's literally asking for hard content for light parties and solo players.
Ah yes I play my MMO to play solo btw. Why do people listen to this retard?
https://youtu.be/YEMMpfHYMtI?si=uDI1HLMDz2l5CENt&t=1603

>>718547668
I think theres quite a lot of people who play MMOs to be "the cool solo guy who cleared all content without the group as a handicap"
Otherwise you wouldn't have this stupid faggot as a face of anime.

>>718546843
>>718547437

>>718547920
There's that but the content is made with it being a scalar like deep dungeon. More players=easier.
They also don't initially create it with this in mind iirc they added in the solo achievements later on after potency bloat people realized they could solo it in like Stormblood.
Regardless solo content should be an afterthought like it is with people trying wacky shit to solo lower level primals and Deep Dungeons not a priority like the 8 man content the game is known for gameplay wise.

>>718548190
>¿por que no los dos?
>both? Both. Both is good
Just make more fucking game square its not a "this or that" type thing. You make one type of content then you fucking support it for the rest of the game's lifespan and you add 3 new types of content per expansion.

>>718548408
They clearly can only afford to focus on one or the other. And focusing on 4 man and solo shit has been proven to be retarded.

>>718548495
>They clearly can only afford to focus on one or the other.
Smaru indie company preasu undasutando

>>718546843
>spent on actually good content like ultimates

>>718548605
It's not an issue of money it's an issue of people knowing how to work with their 15-20+ y/o software.
You have a limited amount of people who can be spent in a limited amount of places.

>>718548618
Found the gray parse