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Anonymous No.718601650 >>718602161 >>718602417 >>718602481 >>718602773 >>718603370 >>718604180 >>718605082 >>718605368 >>718605419 >>718605517 >>718605614 >>718605687 >>718605864 >>718605925 >>718605974 >>718606880 >>718607267 >>718607472 >>718607772 >>718608012 >>718608396 >>718611606 >>718612396 >>718613596 >>718616471 >>718616508 >>718620987 >>718623082 >>718623484 >>718623505 >>718623681 >>718624859 >>718625037 >>718626582 >>718626883 >>718627273 >>718627380 >>718628528 >>718628832 >>718629601 >>718629612 >>718629676 >>718630197 >>718630401 >>718630865 >>718630921 >>718631031 >>718631039 >>718631372 >>718631740 >>718632005 >>718632474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijqmIi4g-94

Hey /v/, here's 15 minutes of gameplay.
Anonymous No.718601776 >>718601828 >>718630659
What type of person wants to play a video game that features a barefoot little blonde girl?
Anonymous No.718601828
>>718601776
me, i want to cute wife to do cute daughters
Anonymous No.718602013 >>718630943
Doesn't look bad per se but does it look fun?
Anonymous No.718602161 >>718604309 >>718605614 >>718615815 >>718615898 >>718623793
>>718601650 (OP)
>generic TPS
:/
>generic TPS, Capcom
:)
>generic TPS, cunny
:O
Anonymous No.718602417
>>718601650 (OP)
I love it, binary domain with a cute daughterwife on your back.
Anonymous No.718602481
>>718601650 (OP)
That hacking minigame really slows the combat down huh. The little dance the robots do as they wait for you to hack them looks retarded.
Anonymous No.718602773 >>718605614
>>718601650 (OP)
Diana's bare legs...
Anonymous No.718603370 >>718603715 >>718604271
>>718601650 (OP)
Meh, I'd be interested in this if you played as the loli and not the dude.
What a waste of time.
Anonymous No.718603715
>>718603370
You play as both.
Anonymous No.718604180
>>718601650 (OP)
game looks boring as shit, dude
Anonymous No.718604271 >>718625925
>>718603370
The dude should've stayed a faceless robot like he was previously.
Anonymous No.718604309
>>718602161
>>generic TPS
>:/
>>generic TPS, Capcom
>:)
>>generic TPS, cunny
>( i )
FTFY
Anonymous No.718604741 >>718605110
I have slow motion fatigue
Anonymous No.718605082
>>718601650 (OP)
The hair physics is all over the place lmao
saucy No.718605110
>>718604741
viewtiful joe time?
Anonymous No.718605196 >>718605614
I need to fuck a kid for 15 minutes
Anonymous No.718605368 >>718605445
>>718601650 (OP)
Camera too far away, can't see the action
Anonymous No.718605419
>>718601650 (OP)
>do this shitty minigame to actually have fun shooting stuff
DOA
Anonymous No.718605445
>>718605368
Good, nothing more annoying than a TPS where the character takes up 2/3s of the screen.
Anonymous No.718605517
>>718601650 (OP)
Wow, that looks fucking boring. Day 1
Anonymous No.718605548 >>718605614 >>718605929 >>718631004
my friend said he wanted to buy this game and I immediately cut contact with him, huge red flag
Anonymous No.718605614 >>718605707 >>718606438 >>718608330
>>718601650 (OP)
>>718602161
>>718602773
>>718605196
>>718605548
Anonymous No.718605687 >>718605725
>>718601650 (OP)
Will I be able to play this on a Steam Deck?
Anonymous No.718605707 >>718605809 >>718605848 >>718606338 >>718607007 >>718620536
>>718605614
why do english translations of japanese always sound retarded
Anonymous No.718605725 >>718605897
>>718605687
>RE engine
Absolutely not.
Anonymous No.718605727 >>718606490
>DOOOOOM DOOOOOM DOOOOOM IM GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
KYS
Anonymous No.718605809
>>718605707
japanese grammar is retarded
Anonymous No.718605848
>>718605707
Because the Japanese language is really shit.
Anonymous No.718605864
>>718601650 (OP)
Is the SF6 team really making this game?
Anonymous No.718605892 >>718606209 >>718606257 >>718620459
I've been emailing Capcom Images of these threads and explaining that only pedophiles want to play this game. Will send you guys the screenshot of them replying to me when I get one
Anonymous No.718605897
>>718605725
STEAM DECK 2, NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718605925
>>718601650 (OP)
The aesthetics remind me of vanquish, this is not a good thing.
Anonymous No.718605929
>>718605548
You have no friends
Anonymous No.718605974 >>718606238
>>718601650 (OP)
pedo trash
Anonymous No.718606165 >>718606407 >>718621380
i dont get it, why were all the trailers before hand taking place on earth while the game is on the moon?
here comes another chinese earthquake
Anonymous No.718606209
>>718605892
based
Anonymous No.718606238 >>718627264
>>718605974
this
we seriously need to find a way to not make it release
Anonymous No.718606257 >>718606736 >>718615404
>>718605892
Do you really think they don't know this already?
Anonymous No.718606338
>>718605707
Japanese is one of the least efficient languages on this planet. Probably THE least efficient if we only count first world countries
Anonymous No.718606381
>loli feet
Is it a Japanese trend?
Anonymous No.718606407
>>718606165
None of the trailers ever took place on Earth? If your talking about the original teaser when they're in the city that was also on the moon.
Anonymous No.718606438
>>718605614
It's common sense really
Anonymous No.718606490 >>718606697 >>718606993 >>718607081 >>718622963
>>718605727
You really watching the gameplay shown and you think it's good? Puzzle combat looks tedious even with the small upgrades they've shown to try to mix it up a little. The hacking mini-game just a forced timesaver mechanic to make you think you're doing something worthwhile. You are just turning off the shields so enemies are less spongy Even Watchdogs lets you do more with its hacking mechanic than this game does.
Anonymous No.718606625 >>718606723
white man... come hvme...
Anonymous No.718606697
>>718606490
Nier Automata's hacking mechanic basically being a choice between whether you think a twin stick shooter or the encounter you are in is going to be faster or easier is oddly brilliant by comparison.
Anonymous No.718606723
>>718606625
Anonymous No.718606736
>>718606257
god this whole section reads like /v/eddit, spouting the same unfunny spammed lingo
Anonymous No.718606818
Can't wait for the mods to come out so I can turn the protagonist black
Anonymous No.718606880 >>718607118
>>718601650 (OP)
Please tell me there is a Japanese dub. I don't want to hear this hag voicing a little girl.
Anonymous No.718606993
>>718606490
Not wasting my time reading whatever bullshit you wrote. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.718607007
>>718605707
The language is retarded, its so retarded university educated Japanese adults struggle to read it.
Anonymous No.718607081
>>718606490
Not to mention the enemies are all slow as fuck and only appear solo or in small groups to keep things from being overwhelming while you do the minigame.
Anonymous No.718607118 >>718609014
>>718606880
There is, but the game is English first like Resident Evil. Even the Japanese trailers are in English.
Anonymous No.718607267
>>718601650 (OP)
every action just looks painfully slow man idk bout this
Anonymous No.718607304 >>718622685
Anonymous No.718607472
>>718601650 (OP)

how long until the thread gets deleted you think?
Anonymous No.718607579 >>718608097 >>718609056 >>718610514
Anonymous No.718607772
>>718601650 (OP)
what horrendous accent is that?
Anonymous No.718608012
>>718601650 (OP)
The girl's VA is trash.
Anonymous No.718608097 >>718620806
>>718607579
if women can prefer old men then men can prefer young women.
Anonymous No.718608330 >>718608934
>>718605614
>13
get that hag out of here
Anonymous No.718608396 >>718608841
>>718601650 (OP)
Anonymous No.718608413
Anyone else, becoming more happy with the death of regenerative health in video games?
Anonymous No.718608587
I rakamakafon for she
Anonymous No.718608841
>>718608396
Officer I have a pass
Anonymous No.718608934
>>718608330
yep this one is going in my cringe compilation
Anonymous No.718609014 >>718622082
>>718607118
>but the game is English first like Resident Evil

Anyone with actual taste wouldn't care. Amikke as Rebecca is way better than any of the other hags for example.
Anonymous No.718609056
>>718607579
>Will go on to date a man who is exactly like her father & will fail to see the irony
Anonymous No.718610514
>>718607579
>nose piercing
Yikes! It's giving me the ick.
Anonymous No.718611048
>Dead Space was made as a western approach to Resident Evil 4
>Pragmata is made as an Eastern approach to Dead Space
Anonymous No.718611370 >>718611475 >>718611484 >>718617915
Anybody in Germany to play the demo?
Anonymous No.718611475
>>718611370
need to cop one of those shirts ngl
Anonymous No.718611484 >>718611528 >>718611989 >>718612065 >>718612642 >>718612874 >>718613843 >>718620113 >>718622554
>>718611370
>no photos
>no videos
>guarded entrance
W-what are they hiding back there?
Anonymous No.718611528
>>718611484
A good Monster Hunter game.
Anonymous No.718611606 >>718612208
>>718601650 (OP)
Gameplay? Do we need that for pragmata threads?
Anonymous No.718611989
>>718611484
D-I-0336-7
Anonymous No.718612065
>>718611484
I think you know, anon ;)
Anonymous No.718612208 >>718612551
>>718611606
F I V E H E A D
Anonymous No.718612396
>>718601650 (OP)
>braindead "hacking"
>generic tps action
Looks boring.
Anonymous No.718612551 >>718612719
>>718612208
Anonymous No.718612642
>>718611484
Mega Man Legends 3
Anonymous No.718612719 >>718612802
>>718612551
>lipstick
Who kissed her?
Anonymous No.718612802 >>718612894
>>718612719
Her lolibaba mother.
Anonymous No.718612874
>>718611484
They hired blonde LGs to cosplay as Diana.
Why do you think they chose Germany for the big reveal?
Anonymous No.718612894
>>718612802
Is she a dwarf, why are her lips half the size of her daughters
Anonymous No.718613596 >>718613672 >>718613882 >>718631314
>>718601650 (OP)
All I want to know is which Roll cossplay she'll get as dlc because of fucking course capcom will do it and force you to pay for it.
Anonymous No.718613672
>>718613596
Twenty dollas. Take it or leave it!
Anonymous No.718613843
>>718611484
Cunny
Anonymous No.718613882
>>718613596
That's fine, it just means it'll be free for pirateg0ds
Anonymous No.718613932 >>718614445
it looks like clunkier resident evil 4 remake. replace ashley with the girl on your back.
Anonymous No.718614445 >>718614639
>>718613932
You're just jealous that Ashley's too fat to ride on Leon's back.
Anonymous No.718614639 >>718614714
>>718614445
ashley is sexier
Anonymous No.718614714
>>718614639
>nu-ashley
She's just not the same without those monkey ears.
Anonymous No.718614827 >>718614971 >>718615195 >>718615483
/v/ would shit on this game if it didn't had a little girl on it
Anonymous No.718614936
I need Diana Latina skin .
Anonymous No.718614971
>>718614827
Yes and?
Anonymous No.718615059 >>718615214
whoever thought that fucking mini-game was a good idea needs sacking
Anonymous No.718615195 >>718615747 >>718616405 >>718616549 >>718616687 >>718622958
>>718614827
>/v/ would shit on this game if it was worse
thanks einstein
Anonymous No.718615214
>>718615059
What else should they have done? Otherwise it would've just been RE in space
Anonymous No.718615404 >>718616501 >>718627076 >>718627615
>>718606257
Lol!
Anonymous No.718615483
>>718614827
I would also dislike Doom 2 without the super shotgun. Your point?
Anonymous No.718615596
Why are lolipedophiles the most obnoxious group of "people" on the internet?
Anonymous No.718615659
Girl sounds incredibly annoying.
Anonymous No.718615747
>>718615195
stop spamming this ugly slav
Anonymous No.718615815
>>718602161
>>generic TPS
>:/
>>generic TPS, Capcom
>:)
>>generic TPS, cunny
>T___T
Fixed
Anonymous No.718615898 >>718616507
>>718602161
>generic TPS
:/
>generic TPS, Capcom
:)
>generic TPS, cunny
ToT
Anonymous No.718616405 >>718616549
>>718615195
I need head from this kid
Anonymous No.718616471 >>718616690
>>718601650 (OP)
>custscene
>tutorial pop-up
>4 seconds of gameplay
>cutscene
>tutorial pop-up
>2 seconds of gameplay
>tutorial pop-up
>cutscene
Oh, so it's one of those games.
Anonymous No.718616501
>>718615404
>ouaouaoua
Anonymous No.718616507
>>718615898
What a scrub.
Anonymous No.718616508 >>718616768
>>718601650 (OP)
Am I correct in assuming the only reason a few autists on here have been so obsessed about this generic shit ever since the 1st cinematic trailer release was... the loli?
Anonymous No.718616549 >>718616967 >>718626297
>>718615195
>>718616405
Fuck off already
Anonymous No.718616687 >>718618136
>>718615195
I need head from this kid
Anonymous No.718616690
>>718616471
But it's japanese thing, so it's okay.
Anonymous No.718616768 >>718616849
>>718616508
Why would you need to assume when no one will deny it if you ask them?
Anonymous No.718616849
>>718616768
it was an indirect form of asking
Anonymous No.718616967
>>718616549
Anonymous No.718617915
>>718611370
how much for the giant Diana stand?
Anonymous No.718617980
See all these vids of actual little girls, I'm flaccid as hell. I can only get it up to actual women. I don't know what's wrong with pedos that allow them to get turned on by little girls and boys.
Anonymous No.718618136
>>718616687
Many are saying this.
Anonymous No.718618952 >>718619280 >>718622871
Cool to see some nice new fanart being made for Diana!
Anonymous No.718619280
>>718618952
Really cool art at that.
Anonymous No.718619668
I always think this game is called PREGmata haha what's wrong with me
Anonymous No.718619802 >>718620062 >>718630979 >>718631135
>pregmata
Anonymous No.718620062
>>718619802
oh shit is the IDF going to blow her up?
Anonymous No.718620113 >>718620528 >>718620921
>>718611484
Diana fully naked.
Anonymous No.718620459
>>718605892
Based
Anonymous No.718620528
>>718620113
Nice.
Anonymous No.718620536
>>718605707
English sounds retarded out of the box.
Anonymous No.718620605
real pedophiles are vile little creatures
please stop tainting diana's pure image with your abhorrent behavior
Anonymous No.718620665 >>718620828 >>718625798
why is Diana wearing a collar?
Anonymous No.718620775 >>718620905 >>718626135 >>718626135 >>718626135
Puzzle gameplay is all about pattern recognition and planning while TPS are all about fast reactions and target prioritization, they are essentially at odds with each other, can they satisfactorily be combined? I want this game to be good so much, but I'm I'm not so sure that the devs can pull this off.

I think if you could tell her to do something separatedly from the player it could lead to more dynamic gameplay, kind like a Bioshock protect the little sister moment, also it would improve the feeling of she being her own character instead of just an extension of the player character.

The minigame could still be used to speed up whatever she's doing while you juggle the enemies, but maybe it wouldn't necessarily be a hard requirement for even being able to fight at all, the way it works righ now, the 2 main gameplay themes are not really connected to each other in a meaningful way, the puzzle element is just a gate to get through to the action gameplay element.
Anonymous No.718620806
>>718608097
A 5 year old girl isnt a young woman, its a girl.
Anonymous No.718620828
>>718620665
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.718620884 >>718621259
anyone that shits on the puzzle gameplay is a literal genuine actual IQlet
Anonymous No.718620905
>>718620775
there's something off about that bioshock screenshot...
Anonymous No.718620921
>>718620113
Anonymous No.718620987 >>718621548
>>718601650 (OP)
Looks trash, they better have plenty of cutscenes/interactions with her otherwise it's not going to be worth it. Soft fan service like the camera slowly panning up starting from her naked feet, or her slowly and carefully climbing you as her little hands and feet dig into your body with every pull until she's back up on your shoulders.
Anonymous No.718621257 >>718621373 >>718621663
>lolicons are pissing and shitting their diapers over this
lmao
Anonymous No.718621259 >>718621697
>>718620884
I like the pipe minigame from bioshock as much as the next guy, but slowing down combat so you have to do it while fighting a guy just seems weird
Anonymous No.718621373 >>718621446
>>718621257
surely, you must know better examples
Anonymous No.718621380
>>718606165
Aeiou
Anonymous No.718621446 >>718621903 >>718623690
>>718621373
Anonymous No.718621491 >>718622115
meh
Anonymous No.718621526 >>718622101
whats the pluging for PEE
the ones i found say they dont work anymore
Anonymous No.718621548
>>718620987
15 seconds in to OPs linked vid you get just that
Anonymous No.718621663
>>718621257
and your point is?
Anonymous No.718621697
>>718621259
Holy shit, how old and decrepit are you retards?

If you can't learn the muscle memory to navigate the arrow keys to complete a 3x3 toddler puzzle in less than a second, then I think its time to make your way to bingo club

Play Helldivers for a week and you will have no problem with this
Anonymous No.718621798 >>718621906 >>718622101 >>718627534
I really want to know about the story and i hope the entire game doesn't look like that lab thing all the time.
Anonymous No.718621903
>>718621446
>her face when you stick it in for the first time
Anonymous No.718621906 >>718622163
>>718621798
test
Anonymous No.718621978 >>718622095 >>718622457
does anyone else think the hybrid gameplay of simultaneous puzzle gameplay and character action may be too confusing for a general audience?
Anonymous No.718621993 >>718622329
( i )
Anonymous No.718622082
>>718609014
You dubfaggots are so retarded.
Anonymous No.718622095
>>718621978
YellowPaintbro I...
Anonymous No.718622101 >>718622267 >>718622413 >>718624007
>>718621526
Not plugin. Script.
See >>718619771
Worth noting that's just another domain for gay, nothing to do with the actual kiwi.

>>718621798
You can upload text with secret?
Neat.
Anonymous No.718622115
>>718621491
relax bro, but yeah
Anonymous No.718622163
>>718621906
Quiz
Anonymous No.718622267 >>718622327
>>718622101
Doesn't it only work on their site?
Anonymous No.718622327
>>718622267
Evidently no.
Anonymous No.718622329
>>718621993
>doggy
hnnngg
Anonymous No.718622408 >>718622560
where did the previous thread go
Anonymous No.718622412 >>718622703
The mods are going to be fun for this
Anonymous No.718622413
>>718622101
>You can upload text with secret?
>Neat
???
Anonymous No.718622453
>falling for the literal honeypot script
Anonymous No.718622457
>>718621978
good vidja is not meant to be for a general audience
Anonymous No.718622554 >>718622976
>>718611484
I was there, was disappointed. I wanted to play the game, instead they made me pee white inside some little girl.
Anonymous No.718622560 >>718622653 >>718622710
>>718622408
Hit bump limit.
Anonymous No.718622607 >>718622683
brave doesn't let me toggle it on, do I gotta use some other goy browser
Anonymous No.718622653
>>718622560
its not even in the archive
Anonymous No.718622683 >>718622776 >>718622925
>>718622607
>brave
hope you're liking your crypto and telemetry
Anonymous No.718622685 >>718623220 >>718623332
>>718607304
Anonymous No.718622703
>>718622412
To say nothing about the SFM scene.
Anonymous No.718622710
>>718622560
The shocking thing is that a Pragmata thread actually got to archive.
Anonymous No.718622776 >>718622927
>>718622683
okay what's not gay then, do I just go back to chromium again
Anonymous No.718622832
my little blonde wife is so perfect
Anonymous No.718622871
>>718618952
Cute pantsu.
Anonymous No.718622925 >>718623025
>>718622683
>hope you're liking your crypto and telemetry
Anonymous No.718622927
>>718622776
librewolf retard-kun
Anonymous No.718622958 >>718623514
>>718615195
looks ugly man, hair and all and makeup. I hate kids that make themselves to try and look adult, the appeal of a child is their innocence, makes you wanna hug them and take care of them, not this whore shit.
Anonymous No.718622963
>>718606490
Yes, I think it can be interesting if they have hacking combo abilities.
Anonymous No.718622976
>>718622554
Damn, that sucks man.
Hope you have some evidence to report it to the local authorities.
Anonymous No.718623025
>>718622925
it's not good to always be in denial
Anonymous No.718623082 >>718623482
>>718601650 (OP)
This is great. What the target audiences sugar daddies and 5 grade kids in? Pokemon is already exist to fil the gap.
Anonymous No.718623220
>>718622685
Healthy milk!
Anonymous No.718623326
People are so porn brained now, imagine their reactions to bioshock if it happened now, jesus christ.
Anonymous No.718623332
>>718622685
>"There you are! All better!"
T-thanks...
Anonymous No.718623482 >>718623607
>>718623082
it's for the 30 years old boomers who are single but want kids but dont want to date women cuz they suck. people like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCg_EyrD27o
Anonymous No.718623484
>>718601650 (OP)
Yeah okay. I'll buy it.
Anonymous No.718623505 >>718623618 >>718623695
>>718601650 (OP)
there's a loli on that persons back
is that safe?
Anonymous No.718623514 >>718623604 >>718623672 >>718624056 >>718624938
>>718622958
little girls love hair and makeup though
Anonymous No.718623583
I hope it runs well on PC
Anonymous No.718623604
>>718623514
lickable thigh
Anonymous No.718623607 >>718624121
>>718623482
Stop it while you can.
Anonymous No.718623618
>>718623505
backpack loli requires some training but it can be done
Anonymous No.718623672 >>718627269
>>718623514
that girl has plump baby making thighs jesus fuck what do they feed their kids?


Anyway eh not from my experience, girls and boys imitate the adults in their lives, parents, so if they got a slut mom sure but a good mother, not really. Girls 9-10 are not slutty if they have a proper loving family, they mature slower, and do not seek such attention (wanting to be desirable in a general sense) as they receive this confirmation and care from their parents. It can be seen as erotic but ultimately it is kind of sad because it indicates a non loving family.
Anonymous No.718623681
>>718601650 (OP)
no Denuvo?
Anonymous No.718623690
>>718621446
>when you accidently bump her little cervix
Anonymous No.718623695
>>718623505
Updating the OSHA guidleines as we speak.
Anonymous No.718623757 >>718624007 >>718627534
Will watch a playthrough once it comes out
Anonymous No.718623773
Anonymous No.718623793 >>718627534
>>718602161
>>generic TPS
>:/
>>generic TPS, Capcom
>:)
>>generic TPS, cunny
>:O
Anonymous No.718624007
>>718623757
See >>718622101
Anonymous No.718624056
>>718623514
Same energy
Anonymous No.718624121 >>718625521
>>718623607
You can't stop it.
It will happen to you eventually.
Anonymous No.718624245
At least the loli seems to have better animation than the main character in RE9.
Anonymous No.718624517 >>718625215 >>718626971
The only real issue is the price point. This is deinitely more of a Aa or A game. But they'll want 70 for it.
Anonymous No.718624593
I made this edit long ago, hope someone likes it.

https://files.catbox.moe/foxb6u.png
Anonymous No.718624796
Anonymous No.718624859
>>718601650 (OP)
lel

They really fucked this one up. Talk about not staying the course
Anonymous No.718624938
>>718623514
kids are so fucking hot
Anonymous No.718625037 >>718625253 >>718625468
>>718601650 (OP)
I'm fucking bored watching this after 5 min
Anonymous No.718625215
>>718624517
yeah, I'd pay max $20 for it.
And yeah
Anonymous No.718625253
>>718625037
typically you play video games with cute girls instead of watch someone else play it on youtube
Anonymous No.718625376 >>718625443 >>718625552 >>718625842 >>718626169
I love sexy kids and i LOVE child porn
Anonymous No.718625443
>>718625376
most subtle glowie
Anonymous No.718625468 >>718628546
>>718625037
Just throw up a video of subway surfers in the corner, zoom zoom.
Anonymous No.718625521
>>718624121
Are you sure about that? Futuristic Tech makes mirracles.
Anonymous No.718625552
>>718625376
Anonymous No.718625580
pedojeet thread
Anonymous No.718625798
>>718620665
Pet collars are the loli equivalent of wedding rings.
Anonymous No.718625820
Diana and me.
Anonymous No.718625842 >>718625989 >>718626113 >>718626249 >>718626287 >>718626532 >>718626747 >>718627146
>>718625376
Same lmao
still wild you praggators use meta/kids instead of yoinking stuff from kinobum or topic zelda
Anonymous No.718625925
>>718604271
You're brown.
Anonymous No.718625989 >>718626172
>>718625842
is it good i have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous No.718626113 >>718626172 >>718626248
>>718625842
i second the no idea, the fuck has zelda got to do with this
Anonymous No.718626135
>>718620775
>>718620775
>>718620775
talk about gameplay!
Anonymous No.718626167
A COD thread died for this.
Anonymous No.718626169
>>718625376
Anonymous No.718626172
>>718625989
>>718626113
I'm more concerned that he sounds like he knows what he's talking about.
Anonymous No.718626218 >>718626297 >>718626317 >>718626497 >>718626689
>Old school
Vicky, Tara, Masha Allen, Cat Goddess, Valya, Laura (british girl)

>Zoomers
April, JM girl, Gina, Masha & Veronika Babko, Estefy, Wendy

>New gen
Ulyana, Alina, Alize, Brooklyn, Dasha, Veronika (gymnast)

Which era of gaming is your favorit?
Anonymous No.718626248 >>718626423 >>718626606
>>718626113
My bad i mix up zelda and link
Anonymous No.718626249
>>718625842
>topic zelda
i'm convinced you're just making shit up
Anonymous No.718626259
Oh hi /tv/
Anonymous No.718626287
>>718625842
it's just trolling. No one here seriously gets the stuff from /v/
Anonymous No.718626297
>>718626218
>>718616549
Anonymous No.718626317 >>718626391
>>718626218
I like the old school jenny dlc
Anonymous No.718626374 >>718626524
Why do I have a feeling anons in this thread don't play video games?
Anonymous No.718626391
>>718626317
that dog companion was seriously fun, but i didn't like the rope mechanics
Anonymous No.718626423
>>718626248
i still don't know what you're talking about
Anonymous No.718626497
>>718626218
I like the sexy dancers. They must be DDR: Cowgirl Edition champs.
Anonymous No.718626513 >>718626947 >>718626965
>the falseflagging trannies have arrived to get the thread deleted
Anonymous No.718626524
>>718626374
There's a lot of bad actors purposefully trying to get threads nuked.
Anonymous No.718626532
>>718625842
You should stop, anon.
Anonymous No.718626582
>>718601650 (OP)
Would be have the same problem if it was a mother-son game instead?
Anonymous No.718626589 >>718626691 >>718627121
Just nuke this shitty thread for fucks sake
Anonymous No.718626606
>>718626248
Literally what the fuck are you on about?
Anonymous No.718626628 >>718626710
I prefer the indie scene, AAA games are boring, there's no real love behind their production, games made by a single dev just discovering what can be done and experimenting with new mechanics are much more exciting to play.
Anonymous No.718626689 >>718626793
>>718626218
New gen is cool because the resolution and graphic are better
Anonymous No.718626691
>>718626589
Why are you still here, are you also a pedro?
Anonymous No.718626710
>>718626628
new devs with modern tools can make some seriously amazing games. It's crazy the ammount of good indie games that have come out in the last few years
Anonymous No.718626747
>>718625842
cinemaWHAT?
Anonymous No.718626793 >>718626918
>>718626689
true you can also play alot more games now due to mobile multiplayer games
Anonymous No.718626883 >>718629498 >>718629951
>>718601650 (OP)
silly..
Anonymous No.718626918
>>718626793
mobile made games accessible to a lot of new players, some who would have never discovered gaming before
Anonymous No.718626942 >>718627019 >>718627103 >>718627576
The bear: Me
The little girl: Diana
Anonymous No.718626947
>>718626513
After seeing this I'm somewhat convinced someone has a thing against capcom. So many posts seem familiar and there's always a bunch of replies to OP varying on "looks bad" without any further comment or conversation.
Anonymous No.718626965
>>718626513
Why don't you have a seat, anon......it says here ...*shuffles papers*... in the post history we printed out that you described little girls, specifically of the slavic variety, as "whores" or "sluts".....mind telling us what you meant by that?
Anonymous No.718626971
>>718624517
I'm from last thread, I made it to the meta but cant find the second script
I can see but not post
Anonymous No.718626976
So was it a secret Megaman game?
Anonymous No.718627003 >>718627162
>
So, it's true little girls can be horny
Anonymous No.718627019 >>718627132
>>718626942
This is how every single little girl act like btw

Moralfags will deny this
Anonymous No.718627076
>>718615404
>sexually based
Anonymous No.718627101
Anonymous No.718627103 >>718627203
>>718626942
And why doesn't the one who records do anything?
Anonymous No.718627114
>You can tell it's always the same retard because he uses the dumbshit change hash option and it shits up the last second of whatever he posts, making it fail to loop/replay properly.
Anonymous No.718627117
That big coat just makes you imagine what's under it
Anonymous No.718627121
>>718626589
janny needs more for his collection
Anonymous No.718627132 >>718627752 >>718628154
>>718627019
I wouldn't say all of them but at least half of them
t. former gymnast coach who got tired of pretending everything was normal
Anonymous No.718627146
>>718625842
>kinobum
are you in need of medication?
Anonymous No.718627149
>tfw there are little girls masturbating for online strangers RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.718627162
>>718627003
Every women will tell you they started masturbating at like age 8-12.
Anonymous No.718627203 >>718627523 >>718627534 >>718627574
>>718627103
anon has never heard of a tripod before
Anonymous No.718627264
>>718606238
capcom is doing that well enough on their own
Anonymous No.718627269
>>718623672
girls are not sexless beings, that's just your brainwashing talking, you seem to think childhood innocence just means not knowing certain facts about sex, this isn't true, innocence is not having hidden intentions under every action and being genuine with their emotions, they don't lose that just by learning that sex exists.

In that webm is just a gril dressed up like a princess, most of them love that, it has nothing to do with anything else.
Anonymous No.718627273
>>718601650 (OP)
cute and funny feet
Anonymous No.718627380 >>718627426 >>718627439 >>718627570 >>718627586 >>718631070
>>718601650 (OP)
>generic grey sci fi corridors
>generic grey robot enemies
I am so sick and fucking tired of this shit man
Anonymous No.718627426
>>718627380
Hey it also has blue and red
Anonymous No.718627439 >>718629182
>>718627380
Might I recommend Gunner-chan! and Robot Girl's Dream? Both of them have cute androids and robots to beat the shit out of.
Anonymous No.718627468 >>718627534
Banning pedophiles is a good thing, but babysitting like this still always cracks me up. It's just so impotent.
Anonymous No.718627469 >>718627570
delete the thread already jannigger. you got what you wanted.
Anonymous No.718627523 >>718627647 >>718628284
>>718627203
>anon has never heard of a tripod before
Yeah I was trying to be le funny, copying those who comment that on CCTV vids.
Anonymous No.718627534 >>718627593 >>718627694
>>718621798
>>718623757
>>718623793
>>718627203
embedded cp

>>718627468
they're using proxies so it's pointless. janny just wants more cp for his collection.
Anonymous No.718627570
>>718627380
Assuming the trailers are anything to go by, the supermatter that constructs it all could recreate any environment. Literally wait for more than just the intro to be shown.

>>718627469
Wow what a conveniently prepared image, no reason anyone would have that one handy.
Anonymous No.718627572
Literally only /v/ is dooming this game, anywhere else you look people are hyped about it. Weird
Anonymous No.718627574
>>718627203
Anonymous No.718627576
>>718626942
where did you get htat one from? why can I never get lucky finding lg streams?
Anonymous No.718627584
why there is so much hype surrounding this game?
Anonymous No.718627586
>>718627380
Here, go play with this.
Anonymous No.718627587
2025 gaming genres:
>pedoslop
>chinese soulslike
>gacha
>hero shooter (gacha)
at this point if you still play video games you're a faggot
Anonymous No.718627593 >>718627660
>>718627534
>embedded cp
Only the last one.
Anonymous No.718627615
>>718615404
Sexually...BASED?
Anonymous No.718627621 >>718627649 >>718627746
fugg what did I miss?
Anonymous No.718627647
>>718627523
she's asking for it.God, kids are so fucking hot
Anonymous No.718627649
>>718627621
Glowies
Anonymous No.718627660 >>718627723 >>718627954
>>718627593
the first 3 use a different method
Anonymous No.718627694
>>718627534
>janny just wants more cp for his collection
False.
I'm a former janny and that is a lie, sir. :^(
Anonymous No.718627723
>>718627660
nothing in them though
Anonymous No.718627746
>>718627621
girls being naked and sexy for us. You know, the usual
Anonymous No.718627752
>>718627132
I gave 11 her first swimmers, my first and only. burgers would never understand they believe in jewish education that its not normal.
Anonymous No.718627859
>5 minutes ago
janny isn't even pretending anymore
Anonymous No.718627896 >>718627954
Shit. Am I late to the party?
Fuck.
Anonymous No.718627954
>>718627660
yeah, and they only embeded whatever
text for the first 2 and a whatever image in the third one.

>>718627896
You didn't miss anything.
Anonymous No.718628042
Nothing happened.
Anonymous No.718628109 >>718628364
literally the fastest thread on /v/ lmao get owned
Anonymous No.718628149
/tv/ is leaking
Anonymous No.718628154 >>718628516
>>718627132
how can a straight man work that job without going crazy?
Anonymous No.718628220
what a perfect little body, not a single inch would go unlicked
Anonymous No.718628284 >>718628516 >>718628542
>>718627523
yooo not a pedo but she kinda sexy doe ngl
Anonymous No.718628295
satan is such a little goober boy
Anonymous No.718628314
pregmata
Anonymous No.718628364 >>718628380
>>718628109
this thread is just 3 or 4 jannies sharing cp
Anonymous No.718628380
>>718628364
i am one of those jannies
Anonymous No.718628398
at least we got to have a thread hit bump limit without these trannies raiding
Anonymous No.718628425 >>718628465
Why is /v/ like this?
Anonymous No.718628465
>>718628425
>/v/
*glowies
Anonymous No.718628516
>>718628154
single moms have no issue pimping their daughters out for special lessons if it benefits them, sounds hot but if you consider it from the girls perspective it would be really sad because she doesnt have loving parents.

>>718628284
she knows she's hot, look at her hip movements, anyway perfect example why I'd never give my daughters a phone early. Makes you wonder where they picked this up, and recorded it.
Anonymous No.718628528
>>718601650 (OP)
somehow its even worse than rollslop
Anonymous No.718628532
reminder the jannies know everything about you and they work with the glowies
Anonymous No.718628542
>>718628284
not yet lmaoooo
Anonymous No.718628546 >>718628640
>>718625468
>Just throw up a video of subway surfers in the corner, zoom zoom.
Or maybe even a minigame pos game for women in the corner while I'm shooting robots.
... wait a fucking minute
Anonymous No.718628640 >>718628768 >>718629382
>>718628546
the minigame is supposed to be solved by your little sister or daughter while you play anon
Anonymous No.718628768
>>718628640
>anon, this joystick is weird!
Anonymous No.718628778
Looks great desu.
Anonymous No.718628826
This thread will hit bump limit again?
Cool.
Anonymous No.718628832
>>718601650 (OP)
This game needs a Sonic 2-style co-op feature where player 2 controls Diana while player 1 controls Hugh Mungus doing the main gameplay.
Anonymous No.718628948
So what's the actual game?
Anonymous No.718629075
The endgame for this game will be pure ADHD slop. I can already see it...
Anonymous No.718629182
>>718627439
ok I will
Anonymous No.718629382
>>718628640
Sistermotherdaughterwife, actually.
Anonymous No.718629498
>>718626883
>wake up! time for the daily milking
Anonymous No.718629501
good good let the power flow through you
Anonymous No.718629601
>>718601650 (OP)
Chat, is this real?
Anonymous No.718629612
>>718601650 (OP)
is this the thread?
Anonymous No.718629676 >>718629761
>>718601650 (OP)
is this the thread?
Anonymous No.718629761 >>718630007
>>718629676
>testing with no image this time, maybe it werks?
It werked.
Anonymous No.718629951
>>718626883
People that were complaining about the Steam tags, how is this not cute and funny??
Anonymous No.718630007
>>718629761
da hell
Anonymous No.718630197 >>718630274 >>718630386
>>718601650 (OP)
Does this game ever open up or is it linear all the way through?
Anonymous No.718630274
>>718630197
dunno
Anonymous No.718630386 >>718630485 >>718630545 >>718630575 >>718630687 >>718630874
>>718630197
We literally don't know anything about it. They are being very secretive. There was this New York style area shown in the first trailer 5 years ago which seems open but nothing else has been said about it since.
Anonymous No.718630401
>>718601650 (OP)
Imagine Vanquish but you have a loli strapped to your back.
Anonymous No.718630485 >>718630610
>>718630386
If they remove this map, I will riot the fuck out.
Anonymous No.718630545 >>718630874
>>718630386
Diana's pink hole...
Anonymous No.718630575 >>718630687
>>718630386
>Diana's sweet pink donut
What did Capcom mean by this?
Anonymous No.718630610 >>718630687
>>718630485
>black friday shopper
Anonymous No.718630624 >>718630682 >>718630697 >>718630926 >>718631118 >>718631725 >>718632001
>cool game where you pilot an exoskeleton
>add random kid on your back
but why
Anonymous No.718630659
>>718601776
literally me.

Young white women are inherently sexual.
Anonymous No.718630682
>>718630624
It's a robo kid. It's techloligy, if you will.
Anonymous No.718630687
>>718630386
>>718630575
>>718630610
the jokes are pre written dear god
Anonymous No.718630697
>>718630624
looks more like a advanced space suit.
Anonymous No.718630865
>>718601650 (OP)
feet
Anonymous No.718630874
>>718630386
>>718630545
it's pink in the inside, and it draws a ( i ) with that post... Talk about visual storytelling
Anonymous No.718630882
I hope they keep the 3D print aspect from the first reveal. Maybe you can 3D print a bridge or steps to get over an obstacle.
Anonymous No.718630921
>>718601650 (OP)
What if Dead Space, but with cute girl?
Anonymous No.718630926
>>718630624
All men, at their core, desire a cute daughter to adventure with.
Anonymous No.718630943
>>718602013
Yes
Anonymous No.718630979
>>718619802
>pregnanta
Anonymous No.718631004
>>718605548
You dont had friends to begin with, the fuck you are talking about?
Anonymous No.718631031
>>718601650 (OP)
Nah blud aint no way im finna b listening to some american dub annoying ahh voice
Anonymous No.718631039
>>718601650 (OP)
Who's the VA for Diana? She kinda reminds me of the yapping of English Paimon and now I can't unhear it.
Anonymous No.718631065
>Jannies face when pedos won
Anonymous No.718631070
>>718627380
Modern crapcom is so creatively bankrupt. Is it really all shareholders' fault?
Anonymous No.718631115
Wait it's december 2026?
What the fuck that's so far away
Anonymous No.718631118 >>718631230 >>718631327 >>718631454
>>718630624
Because big tough guy + small cute girl is a tried and true combo
Anonymous No.718631135
>>718619802
Would have been amazing if she smiled and even waved with her hacker hands at the boss' optical sensor. Missed opportunity at robo loli whimsy. Capcom, I know you're lurking. Make the adjustment or I'll mod it in myself.
Anonymous No.718631210 >>718631319 >>718631426
I gotta say, I did not expect to see THAT when I downloaded a file named "Hair_combs_and_brushes.7z".
Anonymous No.718631230
>>718631118
>yachiru
AAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS
Anonymous No.718631314
>>718613596
I would buy it in an instant to be honest
Anonymous No.718631319 >>718631627
>>718631210
fuck off glowie
Anonymous No.718631327
>>718631118
Anonymous No.718631370
You guys just have cute aggression.
Anonymous No.718631372 >>718631682 >>718631754
>>718601650 (OP)
I clicked at a random point of the video and she was bald.
Anonymous No.718631426 >>718631627
>>718631210
zero zips have been linked so what are you talking abot
Anonymous No.718631454 >>718631514
>>718631118
Yachiru is her own person and strong as fuck, she doesn't need to rely on pigbacking on Kenpashi.
Anonymous No.718631514
>>718631454
I can't believe she is stronger than Dangai Ichigo...
Anonymous No.718631627
>>718631319
I mean, the comments kinda gave it away, but still.
THAT threw me off.
>>718631426
Oh nothing, I'm just browsing some other site rn. Don't worry about it.
Anonymous No.718631682
>>718631372
of course, all little girls are bald, that's a well known fact of life
Anonymous No.718631725 >>718631868 >>718631970 >>718632560
>>718630624
uhh because kids are fucking AWESOME?? come on, dummy
Anonymous No.718631740
>>718601650 (OP)
I lol'd
Anonymous No.718631754 >>718631820 >>718631825 >>718632005 >>718632125
>>718631372
Geralt of Rivia syndrome.
Anonymous No.718631820
>>718631754
Bald like my role model Tenshinhan.
Anonymous No.718631825
>>718631754
would still
Anonymous No.718631835
Anonymous No.718631868 >>718632328
>>718631725
Damn.
That's a lot of cp.
Anonymous No.718631970 >>718632138
>>718631725
Why are they awesome?
Anonymous No.718632001 >>718632192
>>718630624

Japan is essentially proto epstein island
Anonymous No.718632005
>>718601650 (OP)
>>718631754
lol it's real
Anonymous No.718632125
>>718631754
lmao
Anonymous No.718632138
>>718631970
cuz they will strip naked if you ask them and gift them a few fake currencies
Anonymous No.718632192
>>718632001
Japan gets most of their content from Russia.
Anonymous No.718632328 >>718632393
>>718631868
how do you extract it?
Anonymous No.718632393 >>718632450
>>718632328
The method is very meta anon
Anonymous No.718632430 >>718632614
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.718632450
>>718632393
krilling my shelves
Anonymous No.718632474
>>718601650 (OP)
From the thumbnail, I thought it was Death Stranding and this thread was from that schizo making bait videos about it kek
Anonymous No.718632560 >>718633039
>>718631725
I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee... Underage.
Anonymous No.718632614
>>718632430
PALG
Anonymous No.718633039
>>718632560
For me its 10 years old and mixed with coke
Anonymous No.718633378
Anonymous No.718633465
>game has some verticality to it
>environmental puzzles look fun
Better than what I expected ngl
Anonymous No.718633759 >>718633915
the FBI will be monitoring anyone who plays this game
Anonymous No.718633912
>Capcom waiting for Cunny to be mainstream again before they released their game so it wouldn't flop
I kneel
Anonymous No.718633915 >>718634480
>>718633759
They were already monitoring them, anon.
Anonymous No.718634480 >>718634548
>>718633915
there should be a story where a monitored man finds and romances his female glowie. and they run off together.
Anonymous No.718634548
>>718634480
not a realistic enough story. nobody will ever love you
Anonymous No.718634640
>autosage
Zamn...
Anonymous No.718634684
NO ROLLCHAN COSTUME NO DEAL
Anonymous No.718634727
Anonymous No.718634737
I actually like the hacking, reminds me of 9S gameplay in nier
Anonymous No.718634747
>Diana turns around if there are enemies behind you
cool
Anonymous No.718634772
You guys cunnyposted too hard