Thread 718869419

>>718869419 (OP)
At least post finny fun

>>718869482
>dad walks in earlier

>>718869419 (OP)
>walks in

do you people not have locks on your doors?

Shadow Rise was tougher to kill than Shadow Teddie.

Please for the love of god do not bring back ashley burch for Rise.
I’ll sacrifice a goat if that’s what it takes, but please anyone but her

>>718869564
>ANON STOP LOCKING YOUR DOOR WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE

>>718869652
Redpill me on her, was she the one that raped her sister or am i getting mixed up?

>>718869652
>>718869730
>her
faggots

>>718869730
You're thinking of a literal tranny

>>718869564
Maybe they have parents who don't respect their privacy like I do. If anything you should always assume that people on 4chan had shitty parents, dont make me post megaman again.

>>718869613
No shit it's an unwinnable fight.

>>718869730
thinking of a transvestite.
Ashley Burch is the sister of Anthony Burch.
Daily reminder; at least you are not Anthony Burch

>>718869564
I don't know about what country you live in, but in America, if you lock your door, it's assumed you're looking at porn or masturbating.

>>718869846
>tfw i love my parents and they respect e.
how did I end up here?

>>718869951
>I don't know about what country you live in, but in America, if you lock your door, it's assumed you're looking at porn or masturbating.
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEE
AND HOME OF THE BRAVEEEEEEE

>>718869564
The very same day my parents finally let me put a lock on my door, my sister broke it open.

>>718869962
You tell us.

>>718869705
I'M JERKIN IT OK!? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW MOM!!!? DAD ISN'T COMING BACK

>>718869419 (OP)
>censored in Revival

>>718869419 (OP)
what if they end up making it more erotic

>>718869419 (OP)
>mom: Mmm, I really want to fuck this Rise girl too
>some random self insert anon coming in: WTF TRANNIE

>>718870261
Who self-inserts as the shadows

>>718869564
>mom catches me jerking off
>has dad remove the lock on my door
>would randomly check in on me and just open the door without knocking
>i then moved my bookshelf to block the door
>has dad remove that
>i'd stuff things under the door the jam it up
>they straight up removed my door

having religious parents is awful. but one time i did have my friend pretend to be my boyfriend and introduced him to my parents to watch them meltdown

>>718870368
>pretend
Okay faggot

>>718869419 (OP)
sex with abstract women

>living with your parents
time to stop being a loser anon.

>>718870448
Mad christcuck

>>718870534
>not living with your parents
Sorry your parents sucked bro.

How the fuck do you let yourself get caught jacking off?
Just do it at night or in the bathroom. Who the fuck jerks off in their parents home during the day?

>>718870534
Not that much of a big deal outside of burgerland. The rest of the world isn't so eager to kick out their children as soon they reach 18.

What worse, Rise fight with mom walking in or Little Mermaid section from KH and Dad walking in?

>>718870625
they're great. but I want my privacy, my space, my rules. a place I could sit in the living room free balling it.

>>718870770
But the FREEDOM! I ain't American even I just love my freedom.

>>718870861
Mermaid

>>718869552
>dad walks in 2 weeks later

>>718870861
Mermaid is more embarrassing, but Rise squeals and moans during her fight

>>718870534
Enjoy paying bills, wagie.

>>718870881
I have privacy, space, and my own rules. At my parents place. Or half their place at least.
And it comes with my parents' home cooked food and free living expenses.

And you know what's more? They're cool people so I don't mind being able to hang out with them. And if I don't. Half the house is my space so I can just retreat whenever I feel like.
And if I want the whole house for whatever the reason. I can just tell my parents to go out and give me the space.

The only time my mom walked in on a game I was playing was when I was watching the bonus movie in Guilty Gear X2. She wanted to know what anime it was, and I told her it wasn't, it was just a fighting game and she was disappointed because she's bad at fighting games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH8GCcGBgO0

>>718871428
I'll enjoy buying all the shit i wanna buy, desu

My dad walked in on the Bayonetta credits and sat down to watch.

>>718869564
Why would I lock the door when I'm just playing some bullshit anime game
Though I don't feel locks are entirely too reliable anyway since there was one time as a teen I was zerking it and my mom just used the spare key the doorhandle came with to unlock it and walked the fuck in to ask about dinner. Like what were you expecting. Always been one of those "knock once then immediately open the door" types

>>718871878
>mom walking in on the Joy transformation

>>718871428
>wagie
Bold assumption, who said I go to work? There are other sources of income besides work anon.

>>718871498
So if you want to have a girl over you shoo your parents out of their own house? or you just let they stay and hear everything?

>>718871841
Funny, so do I. I just don't get cucked out of half of what I make.

>>718870340
that's not even what's being said

>>718870706
after watching all these stupid criminal youtube videos like beyond evil and ewu or whatever
i'm convinced that there are people stupid enough to get caught such as peewee herman back that one time
to underestimate human stupidity is to show naivete

>>718870534
I'm sitting at $380k networth and considering moving back in with my mom just to save on rent. I've been paying $1500/month for 8 years to live solo and while it's nice, it is a lot of money to throw away.

>>718872007
>So if you want to have a girl over you shoo your parents out of their own house?
Yeah. They understand. And they're the ones insisting it's fine.

>>718869419 (OP)
>>718869552
This is getting removed from the remake BTW

>>718872165
>tfw still no proper going inside games machine

>>718872229
brother, this is too weird. I cant do this to my parents even if they insisted in was fine.

>>718871108
Would if I'm honest here.
Although wouldn't have a long relationship because I can't stand overly effeminate men.

>>718869419 (OP)
Wait, are the Persona 4 portraits the origin of the Chad meme?

>>718872041
so you admit to cheating on taxes

>>718869419 (OP)
I am not joking, My dad walked in when this scene played in Yakuza 4. I did not expect this scene AT ALL
https://youtu.be/Y6HslpF3b5Y?si=pGOWcTo9M18ryUtE&t=8

>>718872520
fucking lmao

>>718869951
This. If you have privacy it means you're a criminal. Let the government into your room. Just let them watch you at all times.
It's not creepy, you're the weird one for being uncomfortable.

>>718870368
>but one time i did have my friend pretend to be my boyfriend and introduced him to my parents to watch them meltdown
Hey I remember that manga it was pretty c/u/te

>>718872502
>not having to pay utility bills is 'tax evasion'
You are utterly mindfucked by modern society.

>>718872520
Tell him to stay for the beach duel. He'll be screaming HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOO in no time

>>718869564
for some reason i developed this weird mentality/complex where i must not allow my parents to know of ANY of my interests at all costs.
Im not even talking about them walking in on me watching porn, im talking about watching a cartoon, an anime, a series, or drawing something, all completely safe.
I have no idea why. There isnt even a stigma aganst any of that stuff in my family (We treat anime as just cartoons) or some religious dogma, but i keep masterfully alt tabbing to desktop even on the safest shit whenever i as much as hear the door i keep in sight at all times.

j dont know if its autism or some other brainfuck, but it still baffles me that i keep doing this shit even if i live alone now and they only visit from time time. Anyone else?

>>718872702
I used to do the same when I lived with my parents idk why either

>>718872702
I was also like this. Having someone behind me even when I'm doing something entirely innocuous causes me unmanageable anxiety unless I am absolutely 100% positive they also like that thing.

Everyone memes about the Little Mermaid scene in Kingdom Hearts II. But my “Parents Walk In” story is actually watching the 358/2 Days movie. I was playing the PS4 collection in the living room and my dad catches a little of it, turns to me and says, “Why are you watching this? This is sad. Don’t you have another game?” I was so embarrassed I had to walk around my neighborhood to calm down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzLQMO0W9U8
>Mom walks in during that scene in MGS4 where Vamp impales Raiden with a katana and white blood shoots out
>she asks me why it's always the female characters that put in weird sexual situations in these games
>explain to her that Raiden is a guy
>she doesn't believe me

>>718872651
That was kino

>>718872702
I did something like this but in my case I'm well aware of the reasons.
First off, they are cunts who would more often than not make fun of it, "oh you play vidya? you must think the entire world is vidya with levels and shit" 100% unironically, or possibly use it against me to get what they want. Then they really like to bring up stuff I did as a little kid like drawings and pseudo-comics that I wouldn't really go around showing off, that was especially annoying as a teen because that's when you get a sense of your own identity and all although I stopped caring eventually.
And last but not least, whenever I brought up my own interests on my own (very misguided) will, it was either obviously not giving a shit or trying to change the topic (usually into something unpleasant for me too).
So yeah, no shit I don't want them to know what kind of things I'm into nowadays.

>>718873082
>“Why are you watching this? This is sad. Don’t you have another game?”
Kinda felt this before.
I've recently gone out on my own away from my parents. Moms pretty religious and used to hate shit like Harry Potter but she fucking loses it now and called sown a lot on that kinda shit.
Though she still periodically asks me if I'm watching or doing "bad stuff" in gmaes or movies.
I was telling her I was going out to the movie on my own for the first time to see Weapons, I described the plot to her and she said "aren't there other movies you could watch instead of those sad movies? It doesn't have demons or anything in it does it?" and that took me aback.

It's weird that I like watching/playing stuff that makes you think or makes you uncomfortable, but my parents always avoid such things and feel uncomfortable when such things make them think.
I wish people wouldn't dismiss something because it elicits a feeling in you you don't like.

>>718872702
Yeah, I do this too, even now. It's not even about guilt or shame, it's more like this primal need to keep my world airtight-no leaks, no crossover episodes with the "parent universe." They could be totally chill and I’d still feel like I’m about to get exposed for a crime I didn’t commit if they saw me watching Mob Psycho or something. I once turned off Ghibli mid-scene just because I heard footsteps. Studio. Ghibli. My brain literally went "nope not today" like I was watching tentacle hentai. It's terminal.

>>718869419 (OP)
My mom walked in just after that fight, she was simply very confused about what was going on. (I was in the living room, so it's not like I was trying to hide or anything.)

>>718873082
>>718874267
>watching movie with my dad we've seen before
>he uses the remote to skip every part of the movie that he doesn't like -primarily the emotional scenes
I love my father but what the fuck do boomers do this?

Is there ANY chance that the remake can be done tastefully and without reworking a ton of shit to be “up to date”?

>>718874758
My dad does this too. I think it’s some kind of undiagnosed ADHD. Every time the pace slowed down he would go for a smoke or lose interest completely. He would also flip channels for four minutes whenever a commercial break came on.

>>718872702
you're embarrassed about your hobbies. You've never had anyone in your life who was into the same shit as you to give you the impression that the things you like are normal and acceptable. So you're brain over-corrects by assuming that the things you like are bad, actually, and telling you that you should feel bad for liking them.
It's entirely a confidence issue which you can overcome through simple exposure. I freely talk about my modded minecraft playthroughs with my coworkers now. You just have to realize that no one actually holds your hobbies against you, and then you almost immediately break out of this retarded stigma.

>>718875145
I mean hell I get it. you don't wanna watch commercials and I don't either. I think their generation and out generation are over watching commercials.
granted I think their generation was just as susceptible to the ADHD epidemic with new tech as we were. Even more so.
He might as well be addicted to conservative tiktok though. I wish I could steal his phone and delete that shit off there.

>>718874758
I prefer to rewatch individual scenes I like from movies I've seen before instead of rewatching the entire movie because a lot of the runtime is taken up by stuff I don't feel the need to see again, but it's usually setup or exposition, not the emotional scenes.

>>718875320
Why not just rewatch the scenes on youtube? why rewatch the movie at all if you're not going to watch it from start to finish.
It's like playing vidya. Do you only play a game you like to get to the good parts you like the most and then stop playing?

>>718875303
NTA but I'm going to keep this to heart. You might be on to something.

>>718870021
Why?

>>718869419 (OP)
son, I'm gonna teach you how to do your own laundry today
because I'm sure as fuck not doing it anymore, crusty little shit

>>718875303
>You've never had anyone in your life who was into the same shit as you to give you the impression that the things you like are normal and acceptable
Thats where you are gravely wrong.
I could autistically discuss shit i do with friends at school and college and some of them i even shared or introduced to my hobbies. Hell, we were even having a shitzillion of injokes about characters i was using for animations about an angry midget i was doing to pass time in college... but that did not stop this crap back home one bit. It only became an issue when it comes to my parents, who also endorsed my stuff when they DID catch me at my hobbies, which is why i am baffled at this instinct.

>>718869419 (OP)
what is she doing?

>>718875303
>You've never had anyone in your life who was into the same shit as you to give you the impression that the things you like are normal and acceptable
Also NTA but for me this one is very false. I had IRL friends who got into the same games including online ones eventually so we could play together, got me into their stuff as well. Can't even say I'm getting second-hand embarassment or anything because I can't remember them being shamed for their hobbies.
> You just have to realize that no one actually holds your hobbies against you
Some people absolutely do though. Also if anything it's a lot easier to talk about your hobbies to coworkers or randoms who don't really have any major effect on your life.

>>718872702
Same because one time my mom caught me watching anime when I was 10 and looked at me like I should've been aborted, so from that point onward I never revealed anything about what I'm playing or watching.

>>718869652
The funny casting would be Alexis Tipton since she's always the replacement for when Bailey decides to do more movie games

>>718875918
>Some people absolutely do though
not people who matter
>Also if anything it's a lot easier to talk about your hobbies to coworkers or randoms who don't really have any major effect on your life.
because of the nature of my work, my coworkers and I are very close, and they very much do have a major effect on my life

>>718875303
Partially true, but:
-There are some hobbies that you should absolutely keep to yourself, especially if they have to do with sexual fetishes. People don't want to hear about that.
-There are people who will hold harmless hobbies against you because they're hardasses.

>>718869909
https://youtu.be/eB6tqxqwSfU?si=1qDmA2YTRP6vwHIw
I thank God everyday that I'm not Anthony Burch

>>718869705
>DO YOU STICK YOUR WEE WEE IN THERE?! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US TO TROPICAL ISLAND!!

>>718876234
New generation of kids are too fucking ready to share what makes them get off.
The term Too Much Information no longer seems to apply because if you don't like it, you're a bigot or ableist.
Is this how Boomers feel about shit?

>>718876402
>New generation of kids are too fucking ready to share what makes them get off
That's kinda funny since they're also the same group of faggots who will be the first to call out "diddy ahh blud gooner" stuff

>>718869652
After how bad the Persona 3 demake casts were, you better believe whatever knockoff they get for Rise will sound godawful.

>>718876479
I can't take this shit bro
it's just "based" and "Cringe" all over again.
BASED. CRINGE.
BLACK. WHITE
YOU VS ME
CHAD AND VIRGIN
1! 0! 1! 0!
IT'S EITHER A ONE OR A ZERO, NOTHING INBETWEEN

>>718876506
Most of the P3R cast was fine honestly. Aigis was better, even. Fuuka doesn't sound like shit, and Mitsuru might as well be a deadringer. Elizabeth is literally the same.
The problem is that the P4G cast has big shoes to fill.
JYB, Yuri Lowenthal, Laura Bailey, and Troy Baker. Especially the last two. Matt Mercer being Kanji would be fine, but I doubt Atlus will foot that bill

>>718876209
>not people who matter
In terms of wanting to befriend each other, sure. I wouldn't get along with somebody who judges people harshly on harmless shit.
Problem is when these people are parents or your boss. That's when it becomes very wise to keep shit for yourself, not out of embarassment but out of basic self-preservation.

>>718876675
Turns out humanity never grew up of tribalism and black-or-white thinking no matter how many times we said it's kinda fucking retarded actually.

/v/: parental problems and mental health advice

>>718878029
That's just 4chan man. You are either fucked up in the head, had some shitty experiences that made you act as if you were, or you are a shill bot.

>>718869564
Back when I lived with my mother, to make sure neither my sister nor I even believe we can have privacy, she removed our doors.

>>718878156
>tfw have loving parents, no mental health problems, just have hobbies I like to discuss here
feels good to break the cycle.

>>718872626
Cute indeed

>>718870368
My mother is religious and always respected my privacy
On the other hand she was too shy to talk about biology and sex without being akward, had to learn by myself
Is more a person by person case than religion

My Dad got mad when he saw me playing as shirtless Shulk in Smash. He didn’t get that I was just goofing around with my online friend.

>>718878718
t. homo

FUCKING PLAYSTATION FAGGOTS ARE THE EMBBARRASSEMNT PART OF GAMING SPHERE
WE PC FAGS STAY TRUIMPH AND WITH DIGNITY ATTACHED TO US

>>718878718
Most dads are really hilariously insecure about their sons potentially being gay, like it reflects badly on their own masculinity.

>>718872702
I'm sort of like that, though I know why at least. Anxious person that expects it to be considered weird or shit.
Not really justified since my parents are supportive and my mom's a weeb-lite, but I guess it's maybe perpetuated by my brother who is quick on judgement, especially if he has certain expectations. He's soft on me but still.

>>718876675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VEmni_QzYk

>>718878929
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755986781728970.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755986850072837.mp4

>>718869552
>>718872304
tf why? I liked that boss fight

>>718879335
Because you fell for a shitposter who made shit up

>>718875556
>pic
What's the secret for thinking about struggle and obstacles in life this way? When it comes to hardship I just find it frustrating and it sucks, so I try to avoid it as much as possible. And yet without struggle, I will never continue to grow...

>>718879312
sadly i am no polish and german and i understand these masterpieces

>>718879419
oh fuck thank god. I bought the remake on steam but haven't played it yet, would suck if I get to that part and it turned out they removed it

>>718869705
this. i locked the door to my room once and my dad was fucking furious lol

>>718879526
think of them as things to get over that will pass.
even if progress is slow it will get better if you just keep moving forward.

>>718869705
oh memories...

>>718878718
kek

>>718875971
What the fuck were you watching that was so controversial? When I was 10 we were watching Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon. All parents could tell why we liked it. Characters flying around fighting shooting lasers at each other, monsters battling shooting fireballs and thunderbolts. Even if parents didn't understand it, they knew we simply thought it was cool.

>>718875971
danm, gladly my mon loved inuyasha a lot, so she has no problem seeing anime with me-

>>718880105
Fullmetal Alchemist on a shitty 360p streaming site.
I used to watch anime as a little kid on TV (Digimon, Sakura, and others) and she was fine with that so maybe she was just disappointed I was still into it, she just looked weirded out.
Or maybe disappointed I didn't know how to torrent yet.

>>718880226
Very lucky anon, I wish my parents shared any of my passions. My dad read a few fantasy books just to have something to chat with me about though that was cool.

>>718879640
Bro nigga the remake isn't going to be out for probably a year or two
Golden is just the Vita port of 4 with some extra content from like 2012

>>718875303
this is false, like a fucking dumbass I told my coworkers during our end of week team meeting that I planned on playing Kingdom Hearts 3 that weekend. When they asked what that was, I proceeded to awkwardly explain the series to them. About 5 minutes in I finally noticed the eyes glazing over and pitying looks from my team and excused myself. Never opened up like that again, learned my lesson

>>718881042
oof
Yeah no fuck normalfags, unless I know for a fact they're at least somewhat into weebshit I'll never open up to someone.

>>718869951
this. I still clearly remember how many steps it took for my Mom and Dad to get up the stairs, turn down the hallway and reach my door (they were different numbers because my dad is taller and has a longer stride). I was hyper aware and could alt-tab out of anything lightning fast. Don't think I ever got caught

>>718881042
to be fair, it was motherfucking kingdom hearts.

>>718870706
>Who the fuck jerks off in their parents home during the day?
Average horny teenager. Now that I moved out and live on my own sometimes I miss that adrenaline rush of jerking off and trying not to get caught.

>>718874758
I would always find ways to leave the room for a few minutes when a sex scene would come up in a movie I was watching with my parents. I'd research it ahead of time

>>718881220
hindsight is 20/20 anon

>>718881220
you try sufficiently explaining kingdom hearts to a normie without sounding like a psychopath

>>718873082
That's rough anon, shit like this is why I stopped gaming in the living room or watching/playing anything without headphones from a very young age.

>>718881387
>It's an action game where you jump around Disney worlds with Goofy and Donald

>>718874758
i do this while watching movies with people too, mostly because i hate people seeing me getting emotional, so i either leave for a break or watch them alone later.

>>718880332
Seems like an overreaction. FMA was pretty normal. Even if parents don't "get" it, they should still understand why robot-arm kid and his huge armor brother beating up bad guys would be cool to a 10 year old.
>disappointed I was still into it
Kinda harsh if so. 10 is barely in middle school.
>disappointed I didn't know how to torrent yet
kek maybe this is it.

>>718881042
>team meeting
What kind of job is it? If I see a /v/irgin talking about team meetings I usually assume software engineering. Everyone at my company who is under 40 watches anime and plays video games. Maybe if you worked some low tier normalfag job like retail they would think video games are cringe, but for nerd jobs it should be pretty mainstream. I would still hide my power level but just mentioning Kingdom Hearts seems like it should be ok?

Why are American such prudes?

>>718870706
*sips* back in my day we didn't have a smartphone to goon to porn under the covers or a personal computer to use. We had to sneak into the family room at 3am and watch Skinimax on 2% volume while constantly watching my back for my parents waking up to piss

>>718881523
Yeah i'm talking from a perspective of like 2007, anon.

>>718881484
>What kind of job is it? If I see a /v/irgin talking about team meetings I usually assume software engineering.
it was sales, we have a weekly team meeting and an end of week meeting. Usually I hide my power level too, but was genuinely excited to play KH3 and wanted to share that excitement.

>>718869846
>megaman
qrd?

>>718876364
holy shit I get that reference

>>718881597
Didn't have smartphones in 2007 either zoom zoom

>>718881597
still had the nokia brick phones back then zoomie. Could barely play Snake on those pieces of shit

>>718869951
why are americans so retarded?

>>718872702
Holy shit I thought I was the only one!

>>718881042
I will never forget the time I was moving merch onto my companies palettes in the backroom of a Walmart and listening to some of the coworkers talking.
They were discussing their plans for the weekend - eyeing the football game the next night, going to an outing, etc.
It gets to one of the larger, rounder dudes who was much younger and he says audibly:
>"Well I'm going home to PLAY HELLDIVERS AND PROTECT SUPER EARTH! The Illuminate are attacking right now and I'M gonna be there to help stop it!" followed by a pregnant pause and a nervous laugh from the floor manager before they go back to talking.

I have never felt such second hand embarrassment.
don't kids these days know about hiding your powerlevel?

>>718869951
And? How the fuck a parent doesnt understand thats part of being a fucking human being lmao

>>718881949
>I'M gonna be there to help stop it!
jesus christ

>>718870368
>oh no my parents cared about me and didn't want me to masturbate the horror
Sad thing is you think you're morally superior to them.

>>718869564
my dad lockpicked my bedroom and broke it and hit me if I tried to fix it
he used to storm down the hall and force my door open to yell at me and hit me while I was crying putting weights and things in front of the door and holding it shut so he couldn't get in

the only thing that changed is now he's too old and sick for his punches to hurt me anymore

>>718881949
sadly, that’s something you learn with age, hell i have to learn to larp that i like football to not look like a retard.

>>718869482
I've never had that reaction. Boomers tend to be of the "virgin loser lol", 'women will never love you' mindset.

>>718881949
holy fuck, I wouldn't even try to go in and save him, the aoe damage would destroy me

>>718882301
it's sad, but I always make sure to look through the CFB/NFL schedule for the local team before the end of the week just in case that shit comes up I'll be able to somewhat hold my own in conversation

>>718882301
Nah I learned that in primary

>>718874267
They understand on an instinctual level that we are what we consume and you don't.
You think the things you watch are just that and don't affect you but that's not true.

This is why nowadays I prefer to only watch positive things that inspire me to be a better person.

>>718882301
I used to write roleplay and play some small amount of DnD I can impromptu make some baseline shit up if I have to.
Most people I work with don't even know I play vidya because I never talk about it and it's my primary hobby.
Though to them I probably seem like a sperg with nothing to talk about.

>>718882485
Oh don't get me wrong, so do I, but I prefer to balance the good with the bad, lest we end up delusional on both ends.
That being said it's also a core mental skill to understand what is and is not real.

>>718881732
That was when the first iPhone was made at least
I also had an iPod Touch personally, which I had a stash of ecchi on. I also erp'd through mobile games. I didn't really know how sex worked though since I was a good christian boy and was afraid to look at actual porn and never got sex ed so I don't think they got much out of it.

why are you faggots so insecure
I display my autism unabashedly and my life is much happier because of it

>>718875556
hell maybe we will all make it..

>>718873082
That's just any and all of Kingdom Hearts. From the age of about 12/13 I learnt to be embarrassed and never play games in front of my parents. If I was playing something and one of them came into the room I would quickly run to the TV and turn it off.

>>718872702
Are you sure you're not suppressing any memories because I'm like this and I got ridiculed and humiliated by my family for liking almost ANYTHING no matter how normal or innocuous. It's so bad I've spent my adult life just neeting because my vocal chords will literally stop working when talking about my interests (or feeling slightly vulnerable in general) which includes, of course, any career prospects or higher education.

>>718879223
>another repost of a vocaroo I made with hundreds of thousands of views
how do I feel about this

>>718881631
That's kinda normalfag territory so I could see it especially if your eyes lit up and you went into autistic detail. Next time you could try to gauge reactions by saying something vague like "It's just a PS4 game" and see if they inquire further or lose interest.

>>718881949
Definitely the way he phrased it. It's a mainstream dudebro game, if he just said "I'm playing Helldivers" nobody would've cared.

how do I cope with having a terrible family that ruined my life and ruined me fundamentally as a person

>>718882791
It's pretty fuckin funny so I guess good

>>718882938
kill them and then yourself

>>718882839
You misunderstand. It was like in a sperg way. Not in a dudebro way.
Like if someone who isn't used to talking to people and had no sense of self-reflection said that.

>>718882938
pull yourself up by your bootstraps and fix yourself with a firm handshake

>>718869951
Better than actually being caught.

Burgers are so fucking strange it's not even funny.

I just locked my doors and told my parents to knock or fuck off.

>>718874267
>harry potter
>It doesn't have demons or anything in it does it
>such things make them think
You're omitting something. There's nothing even 14-and-deep about occultism.

>>718881971
They do, and they did the exact same thing when they were a kid, but gen-xers and boomers are supremely narcissistic.

>>718883123
Anon she's a conservative Christian woman do you think she knows the difference? to her magic is devil shit.

>>718882938
you tell them to fuck off and never talk to them ever again

>>718883114
if I lock my door my dad screams at me and picks the lock open

>>718882646
Non-aspies have self-awareness and feel constant social pressure. Happy you don't get that though bro.

>>718870706
Well zoomer, back in the day we couldn't just pull up xvideos on our phone in the bathroom. There was usually one "family computer" that was located in a central area, so no matter what time you jerked it, it was a stealth mission.

>>718883228
but I live with them

>>718881042
>I planned on playing Kingdom Hearts 3 that weekend
You'd get the same reaction from gamers, faggot.

>>718883123
Harry Potter is about magic, that's enough for some very conservative religious types to be wary of it because in their minds magic is evil. I'm not insulting religion, that's just how some people are. When Pokemon firsts came to America there were people protesting it simply because Pokemon "evolve".

>>718883245
Draw a line in the sand or just fuck with him.

He went to the bathroom and locked the door? Pick it, open the door wide, and walk away.

Establish some form of fucking boundary. If you never stand up for yourself when it comes to basic shit like that, you'll end up being forced to do even worse shit.

>>718882560
We manifest ideas. From that point of view everything is real.

>>718883328
Kingdom Hearts is a beloved franchise which always had its share of dedicated no-fun hater faggots, but generally speaking it's well liked (outside of alphies who never played KH2).

>>718883410
he hits and yells at me if I do anything
ever since I was a child

>>718883320
Then move.

>inb4 I can't
Plan to move, then.

>>718883123
Anon-kun even my christian school banned hairy porter from the school library because magic is against the religion or something.
Although surprisingly they didn't really care about Pokemon besides banning the cards because kids were getting into fights over it. They had a bit ass FRLG poster up in one of the hallways for like 10 years

>>718883335
Oh God I remember living through the Pokemon panic and Harry Potter panic.

Blogpost but I successfully collected all 151 Gen 1 pokemon cards. Yes even a holographic Charizard. And I was able 70% of the way through Gen 2 before the Pokemon panic made it to my house. My mom told me that Pokemon cards were the same as tarot cards and that if I loved God and didn't want to go to Hell, I had to throw them all away. Every single one of them. Mercifully she didn't give a shit about my Gameboy games, meaning I got to keep my copies of Red, Gold, and Silver but to this day I'm pissed about that.

>>718878929
>>718879312
Jacksepticeye? lmao

>>718883501
>>718883489
I can plan all I want but I can't make myself do anything unless there's imminent severe consequences

>>718883410
You have a lock on your bathroom? kek

>>718883487
Punch him, then. Real fucking hard. So hard that he is forced to recognise the fact that you're not playing around anymore.

If he's already abusing you, he won't call the cops, because they'll fuck him over 100x worse if you tell them he's hitting you.

Think about it, at least.

>>718883328
it was the release weekend anon, I was gigahyped unironically cried at the title screen OST, to give you an idea of how much of a faggot I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-sPU433V4

>>718883457
Beloved by faggots.

>>718869419 (OP)
>AKWAAARD STRIPPER DANCE!!!

>>718883487
are you not grown? Just hit him back or call the cops

>>718883545
my mon burned all my yugioh cards including my skeleton and 2 parts of exodia :)

>>718883570
What do you want me to say, then? It's clearly a (You) problem in that case. If you're not willing to make any changes, you can't complain about your situation.

>>718876364
>>DO YOU STICK YOUR WEE WEE IN THERE?! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US TO TROPICAL ISLAND!!
Oh no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w

>>718883410
Anon this is how you get your ass beat as a kid. You unfortunately just have to lay down and take your dad's abuse up to a certain age.
I agree that no adult should put up with that shit though, the minute you're old enough to defend yourself is the minute your father loses most of his influence.

>>718883312
>parents have illegal cable box that gets cinemax and the porn channels
>but they only have one and they put it in their room
Dante Must Die difficulty: jerk off in your parents bed before they come home

>>718883745
Yeah, obviously. If he's like 12, that's not what you do. But if you're over the age of like 16, you can deliver a pretty hefty punch.

>use topic to offhanded joke that she could do that for me
>she humors it and does so
>cum

>>718883727
Based mom.

>>718883749
Casual difficulty. You go to the stripper channel while you're parents are away while keeping Cartoon Network on "last." When you hear them come in, press last and then channel up or down.

Dante Must Die is using AOL internet to look up Soul Calibur 2 characters while the phone line is tied up

>>718883193
>>718883335
>>718883501
You guys glazed over that I questioned that magic was some kind of intellectual pursuit that makes you "think". But to condemn magic is not a mistake. There were no gray areas regarding its practice.

>>718869419 (OP)
>>718869564
>>718869705
>>718869846
>>718870706
>Living with your Parents
You must be over 18 years old to post in this site.

>>718869962
What is that?! And is that a llama behind him?

>>718883734
yes I can
my brain is incapable of being productive

>>718875971
>she looked at me like I should've been aborted
Was this (You)?
Sorry. It was too funny to let it pass.

>>718883626
we used to have extended family come for stuff like new year and now whenever we gather its just the main one and there's nowhere near as much commotion as when we had a ton of guests. Now nbig holidays just feel really fucking sterile and its a miracle if we have anyone else.
I miss these times, but im also probably one of those rare people whose extended family is actually nice to talk to sometimes nicer than my own

>mom arrives home just as I'm finishing my fap
>sitting in the chair during the afterglow, but can reach the bathroom in time
>as I stand up my mom opens the window of the room (which faces outside) to hand me some mail
>facing her with pants down and dick dripping cum I awkwardly grab the mail (with the clean hand, of course)
Awkward as hell, we both just pretended that didn't happen.

>>718883883
Your mom made you cum bro?

>>718869705
Just be naked all the time. Works for parents(Unless they molest you) and roomates(Unless they molest you)

>>718884926
I've always adopted the policy of letting them walk in if I'm jerking off. It's there fault for not knocking beforehand, maybe they'll learn their lesson next time. Sure I got yelled at and my stuff taken, but I just started jacking it to nothing but my thoughts. Can't take those away from me

>>718882105
theres nothing wrong with masturbation you christcuck

>>718884079
zoomers are pushing 30 you retard

>>718885110
wait, your mom never helped you cum before?

Worth for it https://youtu.be/fN0HBpqxpo4

>>718885706
There's plenty wrong with it. You can literally feel your spiritual energy leave your body when you ejaculate.
If you masturbate you're a spiritual slave.
I'm not christian, sorry to disappoint you, retard.

>>718886000
Now say this in a public space in front of people
You won't because you know you're wrong

>>718886063
kek clearly you don't know me, I'm not some weak-ass 4chan faggot coping with "hiding powerlevel".
You're the morally inferior one and I'll make sure to tell you.

>>718886000
what if you have a dry orgasm?

>>718886403
Call your doctor.

>>718884079
I’m 26 years old and I still live with my parents doeverbeit

>>718872702
Same here, I can’t let anyone know ever if I like something. Not just my parents, anybody - at school, then at work, anywhere through my entire life. Like I can barely say something like my favorite color or food without feeling “naked” and embarrassed.

>>718886683
>doeverbeit
You'd live with your parents at any age because you're a stupid fucking redditor signing all your posts with this garbage.

>>718869419 (OP)
That fight isn't even difficult, they shouldn't have time to catch you.

>>718887047
damn dude, who hurt you?

Persona?

>>718869564
Japanese website

White piggu go home

>>718887350
PERSONA!! :DD

>>718869951
I'm American and this isn't true. You just had shitty parents that don't respect privacy.

>>718886000
And what do I want my spiritual energy for? I already got the job and pay my taxes, what else do you want? Let me enjoy the feelgood chemicals in peace.

>>718887518
Good little slave.

>>718872702
>i must not allow my parents to know of ANY of my interests at all costs.
hiding your powerlevel is survival 101 anon
normalfags are physically incapable of tolerating anything that deviates from their baked in parameters, so keeping up appearances is crucial

>>718887571
>>718887518
Get called a good slave when waging. Get called a good slave when NEETing. The illusion of free choice.

>>718883328
Most gamers are normalfags who wouldn't know what the fuck kh is even about, dumbass.

>>718879526
Experience.

>Play xenoblade 2
>Mom asks me why hookers are following my character around

>>718887087
I’m a soiteen, nu4caca, show me some respect or your website may go down for a few weeks again geggg

>>718869564
the video games i shared with three siblings were not contained in a bedroom

>>718887870
how dare your mom, Pyra is a pure maiden

>>718886000
lmao as if i have spiritual energy
i'm expelling evil

>>718884637
>tfw family holidays were always just several hours of being locked in a room with my cousins in dead fucking silence
>Parents even moved our N64 over there so we'd have something to do but my grandma would get pissy if you went downstairs to play it
I envy you anon, absolutely fucking hated my family holidays

>>718887805
KH is for normalfags. Disney + FF, can't get any more normalfag than that. KH is for numales faggots.
You guys are delusional.

>>718888120
It depends on where you draw the line for "normalfag"

>>718888120
Disney is one thing, plenty of my coworkers are "disney adults". FF is a different story, and combining them is a non-starter for the vast majority of normies

>Suddenly Kingdom Hearts discussion in the thread
>tfw we never got an Indiana Jones world.

>>718888159
>depends on where you draw the line
Everyone who doesn't say "nigger" or "faggot" every day on the internet

>>718872520
>dad starts gooning

>>718888284
Based indieposter.
Also threads like these are inherently Kingdom Hearts threads, there's no more embarrassing franchise to be walked in on playing.

>>718884079
In my country, we become independent when we arr 30 years old on average.
Living with your parents doesn't mean you are a minor.

>>718888284
I'm pissed, we were supposed to get a star wars world too. I did really enjoy the Pirates world we got in KH3 though

>>718885956
This video has 6 views.

>needing porn videos and not just the underwear section of an American Apparel catalog
Lots of zoomers in this thread here.

>>718888284
God, Indy would've fit so perfectly too. Sora dodging boulders, Goofy swinging across pits, and Donald immediately getting crushed by a giant rolling statue. They had the rights, they had the tech, but they wasted it on Big Hero 6. Missed opportunity of the decade.

>Honey do you have batteries for the remote?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8tsBpkeBCE

>>718869419 (OP)
This game is getting remade.

>>718869419 (OP)
that has to be mocapped by a man its so unsexy

>>718891114
nia thighs

>>718890437
the BH6 world wasn't even that bad, just underwhelming compared to what we could've gotten

Is there a link between the sex scene of a game or movie you are watching and family members walking in

>>718891862
It's the desire meter. The more you want something to not happen the more it happens. Like how the house will be silent for hours at 2 am but as soon as you go to the bathroom suddenly everyone else lines up outside the door.

I got to where I just never let my mother see anything I was playing/watching, she kind of did that "hide the pain harold" stock image old man face without baring her teeth pretty much any given moment she saw anything I was looking at. She can lie as easily as she breathes verbally but has absolutely no control over her facial expressions.

>>718872626
Source?

>>718869564
We don't lock doors in this house.

>>718869419 (OP)
>*mom looks at screen
>”made for BWC.”

>>718869564
sometimes locking is the worse option

>>718869419 (OP)
Wow, I didn't know the JWST was such a whore.

>>718869419 (OP)
It was more awkward for me to explain persona 3 and how the main cast fights by shooting themselves in the head.

>>718869419 (OP)
They are going to censor this in the remake

>>718870534
A one room appartement in a shitty city (full of muslims) cost half of the medium wage, include the water, electricity, gaz, internet, insurrance...
Why would I live my own ? I would 100 bucks left to pleasure and save

>ywn get "raped" by a 15ft tall gummy woman in a strip club
It's not fair.

>>718883487
>old man trying to get you into fisticuffs
>you wuss out
genetic dead end problem, if you can't beat the shit out of eachother can you really call yourselves family?

>>718886000
Weird that you feel that, must be a beta bitch discrepancy. The longer I edge the more spiritual energy I feel accumulate, it's like ching chong cultivation but stronger.

>>718869419 (OP)
Just tell her you're trying to save Rise from her inner self's out of control sluttiness, she'll understand

>>718876352
it definitely didn't age well, anthony burch status somehow feels like the new normal for men on the internet

>>718887870
How do you reply that without sounding mad?

>>718875415
It's not like you're going to be wowed by the exposition anymore. With a good enough memory why wouldn't you use it to supplant parts that have retroactively turned into boring filler?

>>718884079
I’m European

>>718872702
I do this mostly. I started to open up recently, but I can tell that anything I like is met with criticality or disinterest. I only share the most socially of friendly of things that I like.
I am working on a game that I am very proud of, but since its a horror game I am afraid of telling my parents about it. I assume it'll be met with:
>oh now don't do that, why are you making a scary game? make a happy game instead!
Thankfully I have friends that understand. I keep my interests from most my family to myself.

>>718892653
Oya ga Urusai node Kouhai () to Gisou Kekkon Shitemita

>>718882301
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>>718875415
Have you not seen all the threads that go
>replay game
>get to THAT part
If I've already done something once, I'll only replay/rewatch the parts I like. The other parts are a waste of my time.

>>718879526
Live for spite, live knowing you make someone unhappy by existing, live for them.

>>718869564
I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your parent by coming in anyway *kicks door open*

>>718871108
why was this game so gay

>>718870534
I don’t want to be alone

>back when i was a teen
>have a door and lock but it can be opened/locked with a single masterkey that is shared between whole family, so I dont lock it. Also, it was hidden somewhere in forgoten drawer.
>my father understands that closed door is a closed door and respects my privacy, knocks first, doesnt open the door till I respond ect.
>have a 5y older sister thats a manace. She obnoxious af, egomaniac, always wanted to shame me to feel better about herself, when there was an occasion.
>have ptsd from the time when Ive fapped and got over the edge and she simply walked into my room. I just managed to pull up my trousers and had a ruined orgasm while she tried to convince me that she needs to show me something in her room.
>Im positive she knew I fapped, but I was just convincing enough that maybe she didnt see I orgasmed in the middle of our convo.
>I started to barricade my door because she would do this shit on a dialy basis, no respect of my privacy whatsoever.
>this continued to the times when I get laid/some gf.
>i moved out shortly after she tried to come in (with barricade from my old pc and some other stuff) despite me yelling and holding the door while she wanted to enter, all the while my gf was bound in lingrie on my bed, in the middle of sex session.
My sister dont have any papers on her mental retardation, but Im certian that shes narcisistic compulsive liar, that dont understand a word no and need constant attention. Her bf moved in when she was around 25 and still lives with her and my father. When I still lived with them they made akward noisy sex despite that my father could hear everything. When I was 5-6yo she forcefully crossdress me with her girl friends and no, it wasnt hot expirience and when she showed my some travel pictures from her camera, she "mistakenly" showed my her bf crossdressing while she was the one that made pictures.
Im kindda fucked up because of her and I wouldnt wish this kind of sibiling even for my enemy.

Nobody ever walks in. And when my mom did walk in, she would look only at me and not even glance at the screen

>>718893826
mom fed me this exact line...

>>718896648
>These people can only summon their power when they feel they are in danger
>Play pretend to shoot themselves in the head to force this trigger and get their power out artifically
>Also it looks cool
Not that hard.

>be me
>in his teens
>door left abit open to my room
>decide i wanna play some fightan games
>mortal kombat 10? sweet
>boot up the good ole xbox
>huh the volume is abit too low
>cant hear the menu music
>turn it up abit
>thats better
>lets play some practice mode before we head into multiplayer
>i wanna play sonya blade and get good. never really played female chars.
>decide to try out her combos
>WUGH URGH WAH URGH WAH
>mom barges in on me kicking the shit out of subzero
>EYAH ECK WAH URGH WAH
>totally silent watching me beat his frozen ass to the netherrealm
>"you wanna play?"
>mom just shakes her head and leaves
>have a hearty kek

>>718869564
No but I made sure she walked in on me when i had my hard cock in my hands and now she always knocks

>>718907724
Gave me a kek

>>718872702
>hey anon what do you do on that pc all day
how do you respond without sounding insane OR letting your parents know what you are doing

>>718872895
>gf finally moves in with me
>small house so we have to use the same room for both of our home offices/gaming rooms
>have to sit side by side but she for some reason always sits slightly farther back
>she can see my screens but how i sit i cant see hers
>literally just playing a game 99% of the time
>utterly paranoid every time shes next to me even if shes doing her own thing
>havent enjoyed vidya in 9 months

Wtf do you mean im 32 and live in my own house

>>718870534
Most of us lived with our parents as children anon. Sorry you were an orphan or something.

>>718908160
Time to play the most horrendous thing a man can play. Boot in Demonophobia.

>>718869962
>e

>>718907724
Okay. You got her good unintentionally. kek
Who did the moaning, Sonya or Subzero?

>>718907841
Holy based

>>718869962
I swear I've seen that whole pic somewhere

>>718869564
Just ask them to knock. Locking a door is weird for a kid. I'll assume you'll be doing shit you shouldnt be doing

>>718869909
What's up with him? Wiki doesn't give me shit

>>718875303
>You just have to realize that no one actually holds your hobbies against you
most parents do, which is what the topic is about